What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser" Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
specifically the part about electronic communications "made through an electronic communication system that is configured so that such electronic communication is readily accessible to the general public"
Those same worms developed in academia that implement homebrew decentralized p2p create significantly less traffic. P2p isn't the best solution for data propagation, but does solve many problems, like how to get mp3s or distributed patches in a faster way.
Well, I did volunteer twice to camp out and (practically) babysit some Boy Scouts for about a week. And yes, except for the mess hall (which I spent actually very little time in) the camp was off the grid.
Other than my week-long absence from IRC, I loved it.
Bill: What happen? Executive: Somebody set up us the lawsuit. Executive: We get subpoena. Bill: What ! Bill: Main screen turn on. Bill: It's you! Judge: How are you gentlemen! Judge: All your $5 million are belong to us. Bill: What you say! Judge: You have no chance to win the case make your time. Judge: HA HA HA HA
I see a really short reign of this new "technology" anyway. The hashes could only be for one specific file encoded by a specific encoder with the EXACT title/artist/album info which is not always consistent anyway. I see this as a futile effort.
One thing related to this story that schools should NEVER do is print report cards on plain legal-sized paper. All one has to do to fake this is to find the right font, space everything properly, put in desired grades (don't over-inflate, parents get suspicious if you go from an F to an A in a few weeks), print, throw away real report card, and not think twice about it.
Laws do little to stop action. Just because you make a law against something, it doesn't mean you're going to stop it (in fact, you might encourage it).
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Well, you have a valid point, but let's think rationally here. The left is always talking about racism and mistreatment of people, right? Some actual, some fantasized. This even goes as far to silence my voice if I'm making a gross generalization about a large group of people.
My point is, aren't you making a really gross generalization yourself when you say that a large group of people (law enforcement) is somehow bad or worth degrading? Come on, you're only seeing one side. I happen to know a few people in law enforcement. They are ALL nice, decent, hard-working, and law-abiding citizens themselves. I, for one, do not want a state of chaos where there's no protection for me.
I am for this type of action, and I do support targeting Kennedy first. But for the love of all that is praiseworthy and of good report let's not target someone because of their political affiliations. Both sides have politicans that need to be ousted.
Ah, we touched on a very important part of the of the big witchhunt against videogames. Parents raise children, not videogames. Go ahead and take a look at every single case of school shootings. Each case has bad or missing parenting. And the lefties that control the media would have us believe that the videogames are the problem. I, for one, am not going to believe the crap they tell me, and that includes playing every goddamn game I want to play! Videogames are not the cause. They are not even the solution or a byproduct. They are simply a part of some kid's lives, and if you don't like these games, go fuck yourself and leave law-abiding citizens out of it. We have the freedom to play and play we shall.
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What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_trolling_phe nomena#Hot_grits.2FNatalie_Portman ...and no, IANATroll, just answering someone's question, and it is ontopic, so there
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praise allah
he will strike the infidels
Did the scientists that they worked for not get invited to "those kind of parties"?
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allah is great
you have no chance to survive make your time
Go finish your TPS reports, and put the right cover sheet on them this time!
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praise allah
infidels fear me
praise allah
um... you might want to read this:
t l18/ptI/ch119/sec2511.html
http://www.washingtonwatchdog.org/documents/usc/t
specifically the part about electronic communications "made through an electronic communication system that is configured so that such electronic communication is readily accessible to the general public"
*cough*Darl McBride!*cough*
Wanted:
One massive botnet able to DDoS a
major corporate site. Heavy comp-
ensation availible.
Email: revenge_on_corps@gmail.com
Those same worms developed in academia that implement homebrew decentralized p2p create significantly less traffic. P2p isn't the best solution for data propagation, but does solve many problems, like how to get mp3s or distributed patches in a faster way.
Well, I did volunteer twice to camp out and (practically) babysit some Boy Scouts for about a week. And yes, except for the mess hall (which I spent actually very little time in) the camp was off the grid.
Other than my week-long absence from IRC, I loved it.
Bill: What happen?
Executive: Somebody set up us the lawsuit.
Executive: We get subpoena.
Bill: What !
Bill: Main screen turn on.
Bill: It's you!
Judge: How are you gentlemen!
Judge: All your $5 million are belong to us.
Bill: What you say!
Judge: You have no chance to win the case make your time.
Judge: HA HA HA HA
I see a really short reign of this new "technology" anyway. The hashes could only be for one specific file encoded by a specific encoder with the EXACT title/artist/album info which is not always consistent anyway. I see this as a futile effort.
They later went on to say that Defcon is also cancelled.
It's April fool's day and you didn't get the joke.
That used to be true here, but everyone here knows that when you buy M$, you are wasting your money.
One thing related to this story that schools should NEVER do is print report cards on plain legal-sized paper. All one has to do to fake this is to find the right font, space everything properly, put in desired grades (don't over-inflate, parents get suspicious if you go from an F to an A in a few weeks), print, throw away real report card, and not think twice about it.
Typical liberal thinking.
Laws do little to stop action. Just because you make a law against something, it doesn't mean you're going to stop it (in fact, you might encourage it).
Well, you have a valid point, but let's think rationally here. The left is always talking about racism and mistreatment of people, right? Some actual, some fantasized. This even goes as far to silence my voice if I'm making a gross generalization about a large group of people.
My point is, aren't you making a really gross generalization yourself when you say that a large group of people (law enforcement) is somehow bad or worth degrading? Come on, you're only seeing one side. I happen to know a few people in law enforcement. They are ALL nice, decent, hard-working, and law-abiding citizens themselves. I, for one, do not want a state of chaos where there's no protection for me.
I am for this type of action, and I do support targeting Kennedy first. But for the love of all that is praiseworthy and of good report let's not target someone because of their political affiliations. Both sides have politicans that need to be ousted.
Ah, we touched on a very important part of the of the big witchhunt against videogames. Parents raise children, not videogames. Go ahead and take a look at every single case of school shootings. Each case has bad or missing parenting. And the lefties that control the media would have us believe that the videogames are the problem. I, for one, am not going to believe the crap they tell me, and that includes playing every goddamn game I want to play! Videogames are not the cause. They are not even the solution or a byproduct. They are simply a part of some kid's lives, and if you don't like these games, go fuck yourself and leave law-abiding citizens out of it. We have the freedom to play and play we shall.
Don't forget that the cost of Turbotax is it self tax deductable (tax preperation expenses).
Since when have the French truly won a war?