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Owner of the Word Stealth 'Protecting' Rights

popo writes "Just when you thought ownership of intellectual property couldn't get any more absurd: The New York Times is reporting that the word 'Stealth' is being vigorously protected *in all uses* by a man who claims to exclusively own its rights. Not only has he gone head to head with Northrop Grumman, he has pursued it vigorously in the courts and has even managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth". What's terrifying is that he's gotten as far as he has."

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  1. What happens when... by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1, Funny

    he finds out about the 'Stealth' bomber?

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    1. Re:What happens when... by KentoNET · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm pretty sure that's what the Northrop Grumman reference was to.

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    2. Re:What happens when... by civman2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      RTFA, he got them back out of calling it a "stealth bomber" in all sorts of commercial materials.

    3. Re:What happens when... by poor_boi · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    4. Re:What happens when... by blyloveranger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot needs a +1 makes the parent look like an idiot mod.


      cause I would use that one all the time.

    5. Re:What happens when... by waikerie · · Score: 0

      If he finds out about the stealth bomber then it isn't very stealthy

    6. Re:What happens when... by ericdano · · Score: 4, Funny
      RTFA!!
      "The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment."

      Damn, I'm going to trademark "Cock", and "Money Shot" and take over the porn industry.
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    7. Re:What happens when... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


      He got TEN DOLLARS?

      I'd have held out for fifteen at LEAST! In fact, I'd have demanded Northrop pay for a twenty dollar blowjob! As it is, he got fucked up the ass for ten bucks!

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    8. Re:What happens when... by nystire · · Score: 0

      How is it that nobody has taken him to court yet? Is it simply not worth the effort, or are they scared that it might give him some sort of tinge of legitimacy?

    9. Re:What happens when... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      2 words: tech demo.

    10. Re:What happens when... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      The article mentioned that Timex sued him over the word stealth pertaining to a line of watches. Here is the quote from the article:

      "Mr. Stoller has sometimes been on the receiving end of lawsuits. In 1997, the watch maker Timex, which held a trademark for "stealth" watches, successfully sued him in federal court in Connecticut for trademark infringement. Mr. Stoller sold watches with that name after Stealth Industries, a company then run by his brother, Christopher Stoller, agreed in 1991 not to use the term with watches in return for $20,000 from Timex. (According to the judge's written opinion in that case, Leo Stoller was ousted from the company in a family dispute in 1990, but returned to take over in 1994.) A federal judge rejected Mr. Stoller's claim that the agreement made by his brother was invalid. "

      Someone needs to sue this monkey into chapter 11 for wasting court tiem...

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    11. Re:What happens when... by I_Human · · Score: 1

      So the parent post missed the point, that's fine and well - but it is the first post. How can it be modded redundant?

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    12. Re:What happens when... by sixteenraisins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read about that in TFA and it got me to wondering, did Northrop Grumman use the word "stealth" in naming and/or marketing the plane, or is that a dictionary term the press and the U.S. government just used to describe it (and the public henceforth adopted as an unofficial name)? I think (I may be wrong) that the official "name" of the aircraft is the B2 Spirit - nothing about "stealth" in that name.

      One telltale sign, I don't remember ever seeing "stealth" capitalized when describing it, which leads me to believe it's being used as an adjective, not as a name.

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    13. Re:What happens when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, maybe somebody needs to pour some water on him!

    14. Re:What happens when... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      How can it be modded redundant?
      The mod thought it said "retarded" or "rediculus".

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    15. Re:What happens when... by I_Human · · Score: 1

      That does make a bit more sense :P

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    16. Re:What happens when... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because there isn't a -1 Wrong modertion (desperately needed) and moderators never use "overrated" and "underrated" as they should.

    17. Re:What happens when... by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Kinda hard to mod something "overrated" or "underrated" when it's not even "rated". :-p

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    18. Re:What happens when... by Nedd+Ludd · · Score: 1
      Moderator menu choices should include:
      • Ignored TFA
      • Abysmally stupid
    19. Re:What happens when... by I_Human · · Score: 1

      In some cases -1 is overrated

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    20. Re:What happens when... by NetSerf2000 · · Score: 1
      From the Northrop Grumman website:

      Defeating an enemy's air defenses to deliver weapons on target is what the Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit does best. The B-2 can fly more than 6,000 nautical miles before refueling (more than 10,000 nautical miles with just one refueling) while carrying 40,000 pounds of weapons. This tremendous capability gives the aircraft the ability to fly anywhere in the world and deliver a variety of weapons in less than 24 hours.

      Structurally, the B-2's design can be traced back to Jack Northrop's flying wing designs of the 1940s. The aircraft's integrated computer systems comprise over 130 computers and nearly 2 million lines of software code. Operated by the U.S. Air Force, the B-2 is the world's preeminent strategic, long-range multi-role bomber. Its low observable characteristics make it the world's most survivable aircraft as well, able to penetrate hostile air space without being detected. The B-2 has repeatedly demonstrated this and its all-weather capability during Operation Allied Force and Operation Enduring Freedom with missions of up to 44 hours duration.

      The B-2's low observability, or stealth, means it doesn't need an armada of support aircraft to accomplish a mission, and its large payload allows it to do the work of many smaller aircraft. For the first time in military aviation history, the U.S. Air Force has a war-fighting capability that combines long range, large payload, all-aspect stealth, and near-precision weapons in one aircraft. All 21 B-2s were assembled in Palmdale, California, and are stationed with the 509th Bomb Wing at Whiteman Air Force Base, Missouri.

      The B2 Spirit webpage here http://www.is.northropgrumman.com/products/usaf_pr oducts/b2/b2.html I think that it is definitely being used to describe what it does, not what it is... if I was Northrop Grumman, I would be wanting my $10.00 back.

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    21. Re:What happens when... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Actually, IIRC, the word stealth was first used in public by a govt official when Regan accidentally leaked it. One of our stealths crashed somewhere, and Regan answered a question about it along the lines of, "yeah, it was one of our stealth planes." This is also how the RS-71 became the SR-71. I believe that was also courtesy of a Reganesque slipup on TV :).

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    22. Re:What happens when... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      A stealth bomber becomes visible to the radar when the bomb hatch opens. It also has a very slight radar signature even when cloaked but it's about as strong as that of a bird so firing at any minor signature won't help fending off the stealth bombers.

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  2. Oh no! by Colonoh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean we have to change the C&C "stealth" tank to "unobtrusive and hard to see" tank"?

    1. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this means we need to induce Leo Noller to walk within range of an Obelisk of Light. HummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBZAAPP!

    2. Re:Oh no! by ArseKicker · · Score: 1

      Yes. Otherwise call it what Kane named it - "Ezekiel's wheel" :)

  3. Re:WOW by TekMonkey · · Score: 0

    There's US copyright law for you.

  4. hoho by CloudDrakken · · Score: 0, Insightful

    exclusive rights to a word used centuries ago, this guy seems legit.

    1. Re:hoho by sgant · · Score: 1

      Wait until I start the lawsuits to my ownership of "is" and "the"!

      Hey, if this whack-job can do it why can't I? Or does someone own the word "I"?

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    2. Re:hoho by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're supposed to be able to trademark a letter, but you might want to try picking that up while you're getting is(tm) and the(tm) just in case.

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    3. Re:hoho by bonehead · · Score: 1

      So the word "I" can't be trademarked just because it's short?

      How discriminatory and non-PC....

    4. Re:hoho by I+Like+Swords!!! · · Score: 1

      But trademarks don't give you exclusive rights to a word. They only serve to prevent confusion between products, which makes me wonder what he has that would be so confused with the "stealth bomber"....

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    5. Re:hoho by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      -- How discriminatory and non-PC.... --

      The word "I" is not short... it's length challenged, get it right!

      A.A

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    6. Re:hoho by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Trademark "tm", that should teach 'em a lesson.

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  5. Jesus Chrysler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dodge this, scumbag.

    1. Re:Jesus Chrysler by MasamuneXGP · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the upcoming movie "Stealth"

    2. Re:Jesus Chrysler by MasamuneXGP · · Score: 1

      ...okay next time I'll rtfa. /me accepts mod-downage

    3. Re:Jesus Chrysler by henrygb · · Score: 1

      Find a non-registration version at the Herald Tribune

  6. July Fools??? by Given+M.+Sur · · Score: 4, Informative

    Talk about prior art. The word has existed since 1250.

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    1. Re:July Fools??? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Talk about prior art.

      Trademark != patent.

    2. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can trademark a single word and then harrass people who happen to use it? What's so particular about 'stealth' that would it make it different than trademarking the word 'the'.

      I still call BS, if it's not, I'm afraid...

    3. Re:July Fools??? by einstienbc · · Score: 1
      Holy freaken crap! Just RTFAed and I have to say that these companies are led by a bunch of idiots. Where will this "IP" madness end? Let me be the first to say that I now own exclusive rights to the word "the", and that millions now owe me royalties.

      /sarcasm

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    4. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> Talk about prior art. The word has existed since 1250.

      Not sure why that got "Redundant". The link is relevant to the thread and provides information not present elswhere AFAIK.

      Thanks for the link.

    5. Re:July Fools??? by TIMxPx · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not sure why parent was modded redundant (maybe the sig? ;p)

      I think the point here is that the word "Stealth" can't be used in certain ways, because of confusion regarding brand recognition. Yes, the word "Stealth" has existed for 750 years, but the word "Nike", for example, has existed 3-4 times that long, and you're still not allowed to use it to brand sportswear. You could probably name your graphics card the Nike Accel 2000. IANAL; anyone who is feel free to jump in here. That being said, this guy is clearly bringing frivolous lawsuits in order to extort money from people who actually make things.

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    6. Re:July Fools??? by Given+M.+Sur · · Score: 1

      Ok, so perhaps "prior art" isn't the correct term, but the concept remains the same.

      You (in all reasonable theory) cannot trademark a term that is already in use.

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    7. Re:July Fools??? by idesofmarch · · Score: 4, Informative

      The concept is not the same at all. A trademark allows the owner to dictate its use in identifying a particular type of product. It does not protect other types of products. If Apple Computer did not exist, I could trademark Apple Computer, and likely prevent someone else from coming out with a brand of computers and similarly calling it Apple, even though that word is commonly in use today. I would not be able to trademark the term Apple in reference to actual apples.

    8. Re:July Fools??? by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mod is one who claims to own the word "Stealth"?

    9. Re:July Fools??? by boisepunk · · Score: 2, Funny
      "That being said, this guy is clearly bringing frivolous lawsuits in order to extort money from people who actually make things."

      *cough*Darl McBride!*cough*

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    10. Re:July Fools??? by Given+M.+Sur · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my understanding is flawed. I thought you could trademark the term "Apple Computer" or "Apple Records", but not the term "Apple".

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    11. Re:July Fools??? by Leibel · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think a more correct term is Vexatious Litigant. I don't think it's in US dictionaries.

    12. Re:July Fools??? by sd_diamond · · Score: 0

      Did you pay the licensing fee to use that word when you looked it up?

    13. Re:July Fools??? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that people use the word. Nothing about Microsoft's trademark prevents us from using the word Windows. What it does do is prevent us from creating a similar product and calling it Windows or some other name that could confuse customer's.

      This guy is a slime ball. He probably created some two bit company and called it STEALTH for the express purpose of bringing bogus lawsuits in the hopes of raking in a lot of money from nuisance lawsuits. I doubt that he has ever won a case. He probably doesn't pursue the cases very far but just hopes to settle out of court.

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    14. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's not redundant, but it is irrelevant. The word 'Apple' dates back to 885, but that wouldn't prevent it from being a good trademark, would it?

    15. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a fuck anymore? It's still insane.

    16. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And isn't he infringing on copyright by using logos like this?

      http://www.rentamark.com/sample/thegrtescape.htm

    17. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ... the word "Nike", for example, has existed 3-4 times that long, and you're still not allowed to use it to brand sportswear. You could probably name your graphics card the Nike Accel 2000. IANAL; anyone who is feel free to jump in here.

      IAAL, but not an American one, I'll jump in anyway. Your point was that trademarks only cover stipulated categories of goods. This used to be one of the basic principles of trademark law. Unfortunately this is no longer so as the TRIPS agreement (which is annexed to the WTO agreement) mandates special protection for 'famous marks.' Since the US is a WTO signiatory, my guess is that it has already been incorporated into US municipal law. The idea of this is to stop you freeloading off the reputation of Nike in selling your graphics cards. This sounds fair enough, until you realise that it this seriously detracts from the principle of equality before the law.

    18. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then go out and try to sell computers named "Apple" then and see what happens.

    19. Re:July Fools??? by Randseed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have s aneaky suspicion that he did it to make a point. Unfortunately, if he comes out and says or blatently acts like he did it only to make a point, it won't work anymore. So he files bogus, stupid lawsuits in an attempt to get the law changed.

    20. Re:July Fools??? by general_re · · Score: 3, Informative
      You can trademark the word itself, as applied to a particular product or products. I can trademark "Apple" (well, not any more) as a mark for my brand of computers, and that protects me against some wise guy who starts selling computers as "Apple Machines" or some such. What I can't do is trademark "Apple" as it applies to computers, and then use that trademark to prevent anyone from ever using the word "Apple" again, regardless of context.

      At least, that's the way it's supposed to work - this dildo is apparently attempting to prove me wrong, and show that he can prevent anyone from ever using the word "stealth".

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    21. Re:July Fools??? by general_re · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The concept does very much exist in most (all?) US courts, though, but the bar is typically set quite high. Having one's day in court is generally seen as a fundamental right, so judges are usually loathe to pull that trigger - you have to work at it pretty hard to get yourself declared a vexatious litigant in most places.

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    22. Re:July Fools??? by ziekke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe that it is because he trademarked the word stealth in several contexts, not just a single one.

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    23. Re:July Fools??? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Having one's day in court is generally seen as a fundamental right, so judges are usually loathe to pull that trigger - you have to work at it pretty hard to get yourself declared a vexatious litigant in most places.

      According to the article, he has sued people over this in excess of 60 times -- and lost in all cases. I'd say he's a vexatious litigant.

    24. Re:July Fools??? by jcr · · Score: 2

      Yep, but to have him declared a vexatious litigant is actually more trouble for the courts, since they then have to review every bullshit case he wants to file, and decide whether to let him file it.

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    25. Re:July Fools??? by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1
    26. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I trademarked the world Redundant and Dup(licate). Slashdot will go bankrupt soon! Muhahahahahahah!

    27. Re:July Fools??? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much so, but the trademark goes with a particular product or service. For instance, you can call anything you make a BMW, unless it's a car. This actually opens up a new and interesting form of legal barratry ..... you could, say, apply for a trademark on "BMW" applied to clothing. Should the eponymous purveyors of arse-end-drive cars ever decide to launch a line of clothing -- perhaps to appeal to the same idiots who drive their tacky, plasticky interiored vehicles -- they technically would be infringing on your trademark!

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    28. Re:July Fools??? by damsa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not necessarily, it's called reverse confusion. If there are two users of the mark BMW, the more famous user may assert that it has priority. Or that there is a logical connection from a company that makes cars would naturally enter the market for making clothes.

    29. Re:July Fools??? by mrogers · · Score: 1

      True, but you can't trademark a word that's in common usage (which is one reason so many trademarks have weird spelling).

    30. Re:July Fools??? by Mahou · · Score: 1

      if you tried to apply it to the fruit it would

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    31. Re:July Fools??? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to work out the specific details, obviously. But I'm thinking of patenting the abovementioned business method {"scam for extorting money by pre-emptively trademarking words already used as trademarks in an alternate field of endeavour in order to claim substantial amounts by way of royalties from manufacturers seeking to diversify their product and/or service portfolio"}, so all I will have to do is wait for someone to try it on .....

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    32. Re:July Fools??? by hyc · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is probably a bad example, since BMW probably does sell clothing with their logo on it.

      I have a US trademark on my band name Highland Sun registered in 3 classes - live performance, musical recordings, and clothing, because I sell T-shirts and stuff with my band logo on it. If I didn't have the mark registered on clothing, then 3rd parties could sell such swag without my permission, and they could interfere with my own sales of such items. (Obviously I'm not in any great danger of losing sales for this. But it happens to larger bands all the time, when they don't have savvy managers.)

      In a lot of industries, not just entertainment, peripheral merchandising is just as important as the main product. So you'll find lots of companies registering trademarks in a wide range of classes, to cover the main product and anything else they can use to aid in their marketing.

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    33. Re:July Fools??? by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a window-cleaning company in my area called "Windows 2000".

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    34. Re:July Fools??? by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      I thought of that, but couldn't you use a better/popular word than stealth?

    35. Re:July Fools??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      A trademark allows the owner to dictate its use in identifying a particular type of product.

      While you are right there, there are limitations to that.

      You can't trademark the word 'oil' for a product that is basicly just oil and hope to protect it. What is more, when you have a trademark and it becomes the word that people use for any such product then you still lose trademark protection.

    36. Re:July Fools??? by julesh · · Score: 1

      That's probably less trouble than letting him file it, though.

    37. Re:July Fools??? by cicho · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A popular Polish word translates to English "foamer", for foaming at the mouth. MIght be a worthy addition to the English lexicon for people like these.

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    38. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well unless MS have a window cleaning division, then I believe that that is fine since they are in different markets - so no customer confusion is likely.

      One of the classic examples is Apple. Both Apple records and Apple computers have trademarks on the word 'Apple'. It doesn't stop people from being able to talk about apples, and the two companies could both use their trademark in their respective fields - music and computing.

      Of course, now that Apple computers are very much in the music world - they have problems since they don't own the Apple trademark when applied to music...

    39. Re:July Fools??? by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's just gaming the system. I'm curious as to just how much capital is required to sustain such a venture. It would be interesting to see his balance sheet.

    40. Re:July Fools??? by hhawk · · Score: 1

      There are hundreds of things you can get copyright protection for... when you register you have to register for EACH one..

      I sell: Computer, Monitors, Hats & T-Shirts, etc., etc., and you would be protected for those, but not for "underwear.." (stealthy underwear or otherwise...)

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    41. Re:July Fools??? by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT, but what is that word in Polish? That could be a useful addition to my vocabulary.

      I slightly know Slavonic pronounciation but a crib would also be helpful.

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    42. Re:July Fools??? by tricorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He can still only claim protection for the use of the word in those fields for which he is using the mark. He also has to actually be USING it, not just sitting on it. He doesn't get general protection unless his mark is so widely used that it would likely be confused even if it is in a field that they aren't currently using the mark in.

      There ought to be a law (maybe there is) that says this kind of abuse of trademark is illegal - the penalty should be that he loses all rights to the trademark in all fields. People shouldn't have to give in to this kind of "legal extortion" just because it is cheaper to pay him off and stop using it than to fight it when they are in the right.

      One way might be to require going through a "trademark dispute arbitration" which can give a preliminary ruling that, e.g. "stealthisemail.com" is not infringing on "Stealth tennis shoes" (or whatever) - if he wants to continue and take it to court, he risks losing the trademark entirely. The process should cost the losing party $500, and no additional damages could be claimed if it is found infringing and they agree to stop using it immediately. That limits the damage to $500, which I think plenty of people would be willing to risk to challenge something like this, and also costs the abuser $500 every time he gets denied.

    43. Re:July Fools??? by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm

      I'm glad you put that, 'cause you really had me going there for a second.

    44. Re:July Fools??? by da · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you can compare apples with apples, but not Apples with Apples..?

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    45. Re:July Fools??? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. See, e.g. Apple, Sun, and Windows for computers.

      Also weird spelling doesn't matter; the PTO typically is more interested in how a word is pronounced. An EZ Chair is considered to be the same as 'Easy Chair.' However, I generally like to see trademarks that are a) made-up words, so as to avoid the possibility of a lack of inherent distinctiveness, and often of prior users, and b) one of a list of possible marks that the client finds acceptable. A client that walks in the door with his heart set on a particular mark is not making life easy for himself.

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    46. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The process should cost the losing party $500

      Oh my GOD! how could you EVER suggest such a thing? How will the lawyers ever afford their 20th mercedes, or having caviar for dinner that night? THINK OF THE LAWYERS!

    47. Re:July Fools??? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...... just because it is cheaper to pay him off.....

      That is one of the main if not THE main sickness of the US legal system. Justice and what is right and true no longer matter. It is only money. If a person has plenty, then it is highly likely that they'll get away with crime or other stuff than someone who is poor. A high dollar lawyer has much more motivation to try to get a favorable decision than a poorly paid public defender. In the case of civil actions, such as this, a penniless defendant can never get justice in our system unless he can get a lawyer to take the case for some other reason that ultimately also involves money, often in the form of adding to the reputation of the lawyer for getting people off the hook. This translates into dollars for the lawyer in later cases. Since most polititians, judges or their friends are or were lawyers, this system will never change. Justice is VERY expensive, that is why people settle for some smaller extortion amount with outfits who trademark such common words or when confronted by the legal army of entities such as the *AA and others with deep pockets.

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    48. Re:July Fools??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, but to have him declared a vexatious litigant is actually more trouble for the courts, since they then have to review every bullshit case he wants to file, and decide whether to let him file it.

      Courts are here to serve society, not the other way around. Part of that is preventing such a burden on society, so the argument that it is easier for courts is not valid.

      Also, after having gone through this a few times, and having shown that this behavior only gets you trouble with no chance on success will help preventing this kind of thing, which in the end reduces workload for courts, not increase it.

    49. Re:July Fools??? by MegaFur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell Microsoft about it, and litigation action might commence.

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    50. Re:July Fools??? by cicho · · Score: 2, Informative

      The word is "pieniacz" - derogatory for a litigious person.

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    51. Re:July Fools??? by DragonChief · · Score: 1

      This shyster seems to be trying to patent a word which etymologically means "steal" - what irony !! Also look up the word shyster in your etymology dictionary.

    52. Re:July Fools??? by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have s aneaky suspicion that he did it to make a point. Unfortunately, if he comes out and says or blatently acts like he did it only to make a point, it won't work anymore. So he files bogus, stupid lawsuits in an attempt to get the law changed.

      I thought so, too, at first. But after reading TFA and looking at the guy's web site, my opinion is that he's serious about it. I think he's taking it much farther than anywone would just to make a point.

    53. Re:July Fools??? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      So I guess it'd be a bad idea to name a company Apple?

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    54. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the MS trademark is actually on "Microsoft Windows" and variations of that, not "Windows" by itself. IIRC MS tried to trademark "Windows" but was told it was too broad.

    55. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about having one's day in court that prevents summary dismissal on grounds on frivolity. Judges at the state level are generally either elected or appointed. The lobbying and campaign funds come from the plaintiffs' bar.

      People don't sue for kicks and those who do proceed pro se. This guy has a lawyer and he wants money. The lawyer does too. The only thing crazy about him is thinking he won't come up against someone with some backbone.

    56. Re:July Fools??? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0
      Yes you can. See, e.g. Apple, Sun, and Windows for computers.
      No, you can't trademark any old word. You can trademark Apple Computers (which means there can be Apple Records), Sun Microsystems (nothing to do with the British 'newspaper') and Microsoft Windows which can't prevent someone operating a double-glazing company.
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    57. Re:July Fools??? by rkww · · Score: 1
      And of course Apple (the computer company) can't use the Apple trademark in any way that implies it is associated with the music industry, since the Beatles' Apple Corps. Ltd holds that trademark.

      The iPod and iTunes ventures are clearly associated with music, so Apple (the Beatles version) are in the process of suing Apple (the computer company) for the third time..

    58. Re:July Fools??? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If there are two users of the mark BMW, the more famous user may assert that it has priority.

      Didn't work for the World Wrestling Federation.

    59. Re:July Fools??? by __aakqkc2748 · · Score: 1

      Or longer, here is what dictionary.com says

      Middle English stelth, probably from Old English *staelth.

    60. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1250?! This is exactly what I was trying to find. Thanks for posting it.

      AFA this asshole, to quote Jane's Addiction,
      Some people should die. That's just unconscious knowledge....
      What a little piss ant. The photo in the article says it all.
    61. Re:July Fools??? by pr0f3550r · · Score: 1

      Looks like he has also trademarked 'Free Speech'

    62. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a company that makes athletic equipment and has "Apple" prominently displayed on all of their equipment...

      http://www.appleathletic.com/

    63. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a trademark lawyer (IAATML?) and have successfully represented a company against Mr. Stoller. He is beatable and not always at a high cost. One problem is that a number of companies have assigned their legitimate STEALTH marks to him and received cheap (or possibly free) licenses in return so his mark is applied to a wide variety of products and services. His piracy has thus gained a type of momentum by relying on externalities, e.g. "I'll let someone else clean up the mess because I'm out for cheap." Please realize that if he approaches you and offers you an assignment/license-back deal for cheap, he may be using you to gain a foothold near other more profitable targets. Above all, seek an IP attorney. Most offer free consultations that will provide you with information about your rights and your options. Your local or State Bar Association can provide referrals. Also, you should review previous cases involving Mr. Stoller at the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board website (http://ttabvue.uspto.gov/ttabvue/) to find lawyers that have been successful against his "tactics."

    64. Re:July Fools??? by alexo · · Score: 1


      > He doesn't get general protection unless [...]

      That would be a general protection fault.

    65. Re:July Fools??? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      But it's not in the business of computers or software, so Microsoft can't do anything.

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    66. Re:July Fools??? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wrong. The term "steam beer" is historical and refers to a particulary style of beer brewed in San Fransisco during the last century. But when Anchor Brewing applied for the trademark, they were the only ones still using that term commercially. So the trademark was granted. Then a few tiny years later we get the craft beer boom (which Anchor kicked off, btw) and no one else is allowed to use the term, even if they make the same style of beer.

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    67. Re:July Fools??? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...this dildo is apparently attempting to prove me wrong...

      I hope he's just trying to help point out the absurdity of the law...while making some cash on the side. This is exactly what we need to show the frivolity of it all. Let's see who picks up on it...besides Slashdot.

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    68. Re:July Fools??? by jcr · · Score: 1

      the argument that it is easier for courts is not valid.

      Valid or not, that's why the courts are so reluctant to do it.

      -jcr

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    69. Re:July Fools??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Valid or not, that's why the courts are so reluctant to do it.

      Well, I understand that, but that really comes down to them being reluctant to do their job.

    70. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I work in a building in Portland (Liberty Center) that has a great view of another building a couple of blocks away to the west, with the word "Windows" in big, blue letters on the top of it, and it coincidentally has lots of windows on it...

    71. Re:July Fools??? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I have s aneaky suspicion that he did it to make a point. Unfortunately, if he comes out and says or blatently acts like he did it only to make a point, it won't work anymore. So he files bogus, stupid lawsuits in an attempt to get the law changed.

      Going after "stealthisemail.com" and actually taking it transcends point-making and firmly sits in the realm of asshole-ness. He may be making a point, but that's obviously not his goal.

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    72. Re:July Fools??? by davecb · · Score: 2, Informative
      Another term of interest is "barratry"

      (US def'n) The practice of instituting groundless judicial proceedings - a crime in a number of jurisdictions. In old law French barat, baraterie, signifying robbery, deceit, fraud. In modern usage it may be defined as the habitual moving, exciting and maintaining suits and quarrels, either at law or otherwise.

      There are numerous limitations, to protect the the attorneys of the honestly litigatious.

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    73. Re:July Fools??? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "But it's not in the business of computers or software, so Microsoft can't do anything."

      I must suppouse then, that this guy is in the market of long range bombers, since it took it up against Northrop, musn't I?

    74. Re:July Fools??? by plusser · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the number of times that Apple Records have tried to sue Apple Computers; especially now since Apple Computers sell music!

    75. Re:July Fools??? by damsa · · Score: 1

      That was settled out of court. Very few trademark cases go to trial. Even companies with more money than god like Microsoft settle, In fact I believe Microsoft actually paid Lindows money to change their name.

    76. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Justice and what is right and true no longer matter. It is only money.

      "Through tattered clothes small vices do appear;
      Robes and furred gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold,
      And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks;
      Arm it in rags, a pygmy's straw does pierce it."

      --King Lear, Act IV, Scene VI

      Apparently things have been this way for a while.

    77. Re:July Fools??? by Given+M.+Sur · · Score: 1

      People keep bringing that example up, but there is no such company as "Apple".

      There is an "Apple Computer", and there is an "Apple Records" both of which are trademarkable terms.

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    78. Re:July Fools??? by storm916 · · Score: 0

      Hey, guess what? There *IS* someone on this plannet that *IS* more stupid than the CEO of a certian company in Lindon Utah.

    79. Re:July Fools??? by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      Interesting that he does indicate that rentamark is registered as a trademark. But then again, there's probably no dager of anyone wanting to infringe on his line of cliches typed in badly transformed fonts imposed on crappy clipart.

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    80. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the same logic I use to justify my trash habits. I go out of my way to litter. Bad? Hell yeah, but maybe it will help bring the problem to the forefront. Though, maybe the problem is littering, not the immense amounts of packaging we end up buying.

    81. Re:July Fools??? by unitron · · Score: 1
      " For instance, you can call anything you make a BMW, unless it's a car."

      They started out making aircraft engines and branched out into motorcycle and automobile engines after the first World War so "...anything...unless it's a car..." is probably overly broad.

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    82. Re:July Fools??? by unitron · · Score: 1
      "Didn't work for the World Wrestling Federation."

      Of course it did. The World Wildlife Fund won, didn't they?

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    83. Re:July Fools??? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      No, you can't trademark any old word.

      Yes you can, because while context matters, the relevant context is the mark in connection with the goods or services the mark pertains to.

      I suggest reading the pertinent section of the USPTO's TMEP, here.

      In particular:

      No trademark by which the goods of the applicant may be distinguished from the goods of others shall be refused registration on the principal register on account of its nature unless it .... (e) Consists of a mark which, (1) when used on or in connection with the goods of the applicant is merely descriptive ... of them. ...

      A mark is considered merely descriptive if it describes an ingredient, quality, characteristic, function, feature, purpose or use of the specified goods or services. ...

      The determination of whether or not a mark is merely descriptive must be made in relation to the goods or services for which registration is sought, not in the abstract. This requires consideration of the context in which the mark is used or intended to be used in connection with those goods or services, and the possible significance that the mark would have to the average purchaser of the goods or services in the marketplace. ...

      Generic terms are terms that the relevant purchasing public understands primarily as the common or class name for the goods or services. ... These terms are incapable of functioning as registrable trademarks denoting source, and are not registrable on the Principal Register under 2(f) or on the Supplemental Register.

      There is a two-part test used to determine whether a designation is generic: (1) What is the class of goods or services at issue? and (2) Does the relevant public understand the designation primarily to refer to that class of goods or services? The test turns upon the primary significance that the term would have to the relevant public.
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    84. Re:July Fools??? by bytemap · · Score: 1

      We have one here in California http://www.hitchingpost1.com/ADA.html:

      Luckily, a federal judge has recently agreed that this is inappropriate and has enjoined this group from filing additional suits.

    85. Re:July Fools??? by eiserlohpp · · Score: 1
      When Apple Computer first came out, they were sued by "Apple" a music company owned by the Beatles (a very popular music band from the United Kindom). Apple was protecting their trademark against this upstart computer company.


      They finally settled, with the priviso that Apple Computer not sell any music, or device that could play music. Hmm, my Macintosh plays MP3s real nicley, I guess they amended that agreement.

    86. Re:July Fools??? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      I was going to say "name a company after a fruit" but /.ers can be thick sometimes. Given the nature of the parent's comment I figured it would be necessary to be abundantly clear.

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    87. Re:July Fools??? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0
      the relevant context is the mark in connection with the goods or services the mark pertains to.
      Which is what I said. Not Apple but Apple [records|computers]. Not any old word, but a word with another one - the other one being the context.

      You say one thing (that you can trademark any old word, on its own, without any context) and then post a quote saying "... must be made in relation to the goods or services for which registration is sought, not in the abstract". In the abstract, word by itself. The opposite, which is wahat I correctly said, is in context e.g Sun microsystems.

      I note that you haven't answered my rebuttal about how the word "Apple" can be trademarked at least twice. Surely if you can patent any old word, as you seem to think, then this couldn't happen.

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    88. Re:July Fools??? by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1
      If Apple Computer did not exist, I could trademark Apple Computer

      This is incorrect. Apple Computer was sued by Apple records for using the name Apple. Apple Computer had to get permission from Apple Records to use the name Apple. Since The Beatles trademarked the word Apple. They had to enter an agreement that they would not get into the music business, and they are still in litigation with Apple Records, or more correctly the holding company for Apple Records. In fact a new lawsuit was launched by Apple Corps, Ltd. when iTunes came out.

      There now I've shown how old I am, by knowing about Apple Records. ;')
    89. Re:July Fools??? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      You've misunderstood.

      When I'm talking about goods or services, I don't mean a description of them, I mean the actual goods or services; ditto for the PTO.

      If your trademark is Apple, all by itself, and the goods you're branding with the mark are computers, then you can have a valid mark. If the goods were the fruit kind of apples, then you could not, because it is generic.

      You do NOT need another word in conjunction with the mark. That's not the kind of context I'm talking about.

      And since one Apple deals with computers (not the word, but actual computers), and another Apple deals with record production services (or something) (and again, the actual services, not the word), then they're in different classes of commerce, and can co-exist. (I'm avoiding discussing dilution here, which likely has hemmed in Apple Corps by now, since it's not really germane to this discussion.

      Also, we're discussing trademarks. You can't patent a word.

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    90. Re:July Fools??? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Did Northrop pay up? I would be stunned and amazed if they did.

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    91. Re:July Fools??? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The World Wildlife Fund won, didn't they?

      Who?

  7. So how about by einstienbc · · Score: 1

    the (most likely terrible up and coming) movie?

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    1. Re:So how about by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      I appreciate that a lot of movies lately really haven't been up to par as one might expect, but do we really have to bury them before they've even made it to the screen? I, personally, want to go see this movie, and am willing to give it a chance. I don't quite see why they're all horrible the moment they're concieved.

      Further, I wouldn't be surprised if this guys campagin goes after the theatrical production compan because of this movie. I would, however, be surprised if he got anywhere with it. I'm not sure how Northrup-Grumman are experienced with defending themselves against the legaleese vigilantes with half-wit agendas, but I'm more than positive that the Motion Picture Association of America is more than prepared for dealing with that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere.

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    2. Re:So how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to disagree with you about the movie, but then I remembered that it was written by W.D. Richter so I can't totally discount the idea that "Stealth" might not be utterly without merit. I'm sure the guy who directed "xXx" worked hard to make it as craptacular as possible, but with any luck there will be at least some sign that it was written by the man who brought Buckaroo Banzai to the silver screen.

    3. Re:So how about by Mattintosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm more than positive that the Motion Picture Association of America is more than prepared for dealing with that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere.

      That's because they are that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere. This is the problem they've caused coming back to bite them in the ass. More "intellectual property" rights means they lose too. It's just a matter of how quickly they buy laws to undo the ones they've recently purchased to cause this sort of imbalance.

    4. Re:So how about by einstienbc · · Score: 1
      First off, there's no reason to shout. Secondly, this was my opinion of the post, not the article.

      I'll refer you to read the parent above this one's (if you're looking on my opinion on the article.)

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    5. Re:So how about by geekd · · Score: 1, Funny

      do we really have to bury them before they've even made it to the screen?

      have you seen the commercial for it? It just screams "BAD".

      I mean, hoW many movies about AI weapons that turn evil do we need?

    6. Re:So how about by Romeozulu · · Score: 4, Funny

      I mean, hoW many movies about AI weapons that turn evil do we need?

      One. War Games. Everything since is crap.

    7. Re:So how about by quantum+bit · · Score: 5, Funny

      And besides, Joshua wasn't really evil, just a little confused.

    8. Re:So how about by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Bladerunner.

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    9. Re:So how about by cvas · · Score: 1

      Jessica Biel + bikini.

      Everything else is filler between the credits.

    10. Re:So how about by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Now, I despise the MPAA's tactics as much as the next slashdotter, but this is *not* the same thing. At least the members of the MPAA actually produce something; you may argue that it's (mostly) crap, but it still takes skill, time, effort and money.

      This guy has just plonked down a bit of cash to trademark some words. Given some money and a dictionary (or thesaurus, or similar) anyone could do the same thing. He's not producing anything, let alone anything of any real worth.

      Bottom line, as I see it: sure, the MPAA are slimy, but they do have their uses. This guy's just scum, plain and simple.

    11. Re:So how about by damsa · · Score: 1

      You can't trademark titles of movies, unless it is a series of movies or tied into toys. You can trademark Star Wars, LOTR but you can't trademark Stealth. I believe the MPAA member companies agree to not name it's movies the same but there is no reason Joe Sixpack from releasing an independent movie called Stealth, a movie about ninjas. Generally, because of first amendment rights you are allowed to use Trademarks in titles, unless there is some sort of confusion.

    12. Re:So how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that wasnt AI, that was a twice-as-bright candle getting scared because it was burning only half-as-long

    13. Re:So how about by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would so get all of them for that.

      Shall we play a game?

    14. Re:So how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep getting emails for pills that will fix that.

    15. Re:So how about by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he would be scum without a way to transmit his scumminess without the efforts of the *AA's.

      If they had just left things alone (as the laws were a mere 15 years ago, even), this guy would be so far up shit creek he'd think it was swiss chocolate.

  8. Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But he chooses to ignore the major motion picture 'Stealth' that's coming out soon?

    1. Re:Movie? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      the major motion picture 'Stealth'

      I don't know about you guys, but I saw the preview for this and I can't fathom why it's actually coming out in theatres as opposed to straight to video.

      Maybe the stealth guy doesnt want to give this surefire bomb too much free advertisement?

    2. Re:Movie? by skitz0 · · Score: 0

      It was supposted to come out last year and it was pushed to go straight to video, but then.... Jamie Foxx (the two xx's make me want to kick him in the balls) won an Oscar.

    3. Re:Movie? by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      Those two x's actually represent part of his chromosomal makeup, so the balls may actually be out of the question.

    4. Re:Movie? by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      From TFA:
      He is currently in a legal dispute with Sony's Columbia Pictures unit over a film that opens late this month. It is about elite Navy pilots and titled - what else? - "Stealth."
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  9. Misleading article by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to TFA, the guy owns a brand named "Stealth," and he's essentially doing this to prevent other people from making brands similarly named.

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    1. Re:Misleading article by Buran · · Score: 1

      Doesn't count if the same word is used elsewhere in such a way that it won't cause confusion.

    2. Re:Misleading article by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, you don't get to do that unless those brands compete with you. At least, that's the idea. I mean, if I make a window glass product called "ScrewMaster Windows" I wouldn't expect Microsoft to go after me, or to win, since I'm not competing in their market. Microsoft did win against Lindows to be sure, but only because Lindows is in direct competition to Microsoft. This guy is going after everyone, presumably in hopes of winning some out-of-court "buzz off" settlements. I'm surprised the judges don't throw this guy out of court before he gets to first base.

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    3. Re:Misleading article by Fizzol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes even competing dosen't matter. Microware had been selling thier OS-9 operating system for years when Apple released OS 9. Microware sued and lost, due to "Fair use" laws (I don't claim to understand how that could possibly work).

    4. Re:Misleading article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm surprised the judges don't throw this guy out of court before he gets to first base.

      Sorry, they tried, it didn't work. He also owns the word "hoax" (no joke, check TFA), so the courts are having a hard time discussing this case.

    5. Re:Misleading article by anagama · · Score: 1

      Must have been the dash. OS-9 is just sooooo different from OS 9 -- who could have possibly confused them??

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    6. Re:Misleading article by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      Microsoft did win against Lindows to be sure,

      If you call paying $20M to Lindows/Linspire in a settlement "winning".

      Many people think that MS paid $20M to avoid a loss in court.

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    7. Re:Misleading article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just like 386 and i386

    8. Re:Misleading article by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      well, it's the same reason Intel switched from numbers (80486) to words (Pentium) you can't trademark a number; and OS just stands for "Operating System"...

      Probably why Apple went to 'OS X' instead of 'OS 10'

    9. Re:Misleading article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Microware should have won that, but really, what was Apple supposed to call it? The product name was "Mac OS". The previous version was 8.6, the next version was 10...

    10. Re:Misleading article by Baricom · · Score: 1

      you can't trademark a number

      Avery claims trademarks on all their product numbers, according to the packaging. I have a set of file folder labels numbered 25215 (TM) in front of me.

      Since colors can be registered as trademarks in the U.S. (Pepsi owns a particular shade of blue, and 3M owns the yellow used in their Post-It Notes), it doesn't surprise me in the least that you can trademark numbers.

    11. Re:Misleading article by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      There was reported in the UK press a bit of a legal discussion about a supermarket selling bras described as "Micro Soft".

      I recall that Microsoft and the supermarket agreed that it was fine as long as the supermarket didn't use the name to go into the software business.

    12. Re:Misleading article by jizmonkey · · Score: 1
      Microsoft did win against Lindows to be sure,

      Actually, I wouldn't be so sure. Microsoft basically paid them off to go away rather than risk losing their trademark. (There was some funny business in Europe, but I don't believe it truly reached the merits of the case.) Using the word "Windows" to refer to a window system product was pretty stupid -- it would be like calling a breed of cattle "Beef." A lot of Microsoft's older products used descriptive or generic names for marketing reasons. I would imagine they started using arbitrary (like "Excel") and fanciful (like "PowerPoint") names for trademark reasons.

      The legal arguments aren't decisive one way or the other, but there was a pretty good chance Microsoft would have lost. I would imagine that Lindows pressed the suit as long as they did (in jurisdictions around the world, no less) not because it was worth the legal fees to win, but because they knew Microsoft was on shaky ground and would probably pay them off to go away.

      Normally I'm no fan of shakedown suits, but Microsoft brought this problem on themselves. It was gross negligence by their corporate counsel in the 1980s. (Alternatively, they co-opted the word "windows" so that people who don't know much about computers assume that Macs, etc. must run Windows because they have "windows." To the degree that's true, I wish all the bad karma in the world on Microsoft...)

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    13. Re:Misleading article by julesh · · Score: 1

      You can't enforce a trademark on a term that is a generic description of what you're selling. In this case, OS is a common abbreviation of Operating System, the only commonly accepted descriptive term of the kind of software Apple were selling, and 9 is clearly a version number in a format that is common practice for most software vendors, hence "OS 9" is not protectable -- it is a generic term that could be applied to the ninth major revision of any operating system.

      Apple might have more luck in defending "OS X", though, as "X" is not part of a commonly used versioning scheme.

    14. Re:Misleading article by eric76 · · Score: 1
      as long as the supermarket didn't use the name to go into the software business.

      From "softwear" to "software"?

    15. Re:Misleading article by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      I spoke recently to the UK Patent Office about trademarking (they do trademarks too) and they told me that the (TM) is actually meaningless in terms of law. Anyone can stick (TM) after anything - with or without owning the trademark. Most companies use it because the average person thinks it carries weight even though it doesn't.

      However, misuse of the (R) mark is a criminal offence if you don't have the trademark registered.

      That's UK law anyway. I assume it's similar in the US.

      Bob

    16. Re:Misleading article by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Mattel also owns the shade of pink associated with Barbie.

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    17. Re:Misleading article by hyc · · Score: 1

      Yes, same in the US. There's a bit more confusion because you can go to the trouble of registering a trademark in an individual state, but only federal registration allows you to use the (R) mark, and only federal registration actually means much in a legal proceeding.

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    18. Re:Misleading article by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I suspect it was because Apple actually released Mac OS 9, not just OS 9.

    19. Re:Misleading article by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      According to TFA, the guy owns a brand named "Stealth," and he's essentially doing this to prevent other people from making brands similarly named.
      The issue is that he has trademarked the word for a wide variety of different types of brands. To be fair, he is actually in the business of selling articles of most of these types. However, he doesn't seem to be adverse to legal blackmail of the kind so popular with "IP firms": license the name, settle out of court, or we will make sure your legal bills will be the end of you.

      He's not much of a threat though. His results so far:
      - A few companies have decided that not using the word 'stealth' was easier than fighting this silliness in court;
      - A few companies chickened out and have settled out of court;
      - A surprising number of cases actually made it to court. As far as I can tell, this guy has lost all of them except in cases where his claim had merit, i.e. where the defendant was actually using the stealth brand name for a product also produced by the claimant.
      - This guy got sued for using the Steath trademark on watches, by some watch company. He lost the case.
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    20. Re:Misleading article by pmc · · Score: 1

      It's just lucky for them that Malcolm X is dead, isn't it?

    21. Re:Misleading article by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      Colors aren't unusual at all. T-Mobile "owns" their shade of pink, Cingular the orange, etc. It's called "trade dress". It doesn't mean you can't sell a shade of paint in those colors or paint whatever you want in those colors, but if you create a logo for a mobile phone that's similar, making it that exact color is infringing on the trade dress.

      The guy in the article sounds like a vexatious litigant -- a legally recognized crank -- but probably knows enough about filing in different jurisdictions enough to avoid getting himself declared as such (that or he just files in one where it's impossible to get that label). I guess I could RTFA.

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    22. Re:Misleading article by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, in that case Microsoft was afraid of the court system working as it is supposed to work. To the degree that that is true, I'm glad. They don't seem to be afraid of much of anything else.

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    23. Re:Misleading article by julesh · · Score: 1

      Only if he was into operating systems. Which I doubt. ;)

    24. Re:Misleading article by julesh · · Score: 1

      On second thoughts, perhaps if an existing operating system decided to join the Nation of Islam and renounce its slave name, it might get away with it. That too doesn't seem very likely to me.

    25. Re:Misleading article by unitron · · Score: 1
      " Mattel also owns the shade of pink associated with Barbie."

      And I was sure that Pepto-Bismol had prior art on that.

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  10. Screw That by orange+haired+boy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just posted the word "Stealth" on my blog about 50 times. Just try and sue me. http://www.orangehairedboy.com/

    1. Re:Screw That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, he actually DID post the word 'stealth' about 50 times!! fucking blogs

    2. Re:Screw That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, I actually DID click the link!! fucking me

    3. Re:Screw That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wow! You're daring! Tell us more about all of the scary things you do in your free time!

    4. Re:Screw That by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      If you want to bait this guy, and also set up a site arguing against the sort of thing he's trying to do, I humbly suggest registering StealThisPublicDomain.com (aka StealthIsPublicDomain.com).

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    5. Re:Screw That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just try and sue me.

      "try to sue".

  11. He's taking on by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Informative

    Columbia Pictures as well. That may have been a mistake, see HERE

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    1. Re:He's taking on by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he should shut down "Team Stealth" a hockey sports team.

      http://www.sjstealth.com/

    2. Re:He's taking on by sd_diamond · · Score: 0

      Oh, dammit. A movie studio going to court to defend itself against an abuse of IP Law; I just don't know who to root for here.

    3. Re:He's taking on by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Apparently he sent them a letter, offering to license the brand to them under the following terms: "On a quarterly basis, or any portion thereof . . . 1% (two percent) of the gross selling price per quarter." Just read through it until you find anything ... less than trustworthy.

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    4. Re:He's taking on by neillewis · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a great way to market a movie to geeks. Maybe if Spielberg had called his new sci-fi epic 'War of the Worlds (SCO Sucks)' he'd have got some more publicity and done better opening weekend business, it's just a suggestion.

    5. Re:He's taking on by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I would root for the nut-job, personally. At least if he wins then there is an incentive to change the law.

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    6. Re:He's taking on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hasn't got a hope. He's taking on an experienced company that makes all its profits from intellectual property, and has considerable experience in litigation in this area, over a trademark that they consider extremely valuable.

      They will defend it agressively. It's not just the cost of licencing. If they give in, they are effectively agreeing that they don't have the rights to their own trademark. Anyone else could produce merchandising related to the movie for a small royalty to Stoller, and that would be trademark dilution for Columbia.

    7. Re:He's taking on by JudicatorX · · Score: 2, Funny
      "On a quarterly basis, or any portion thereof . . . 1% (two percent) of the gross

      There's that slashdot math again....

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    8. Re:He's taking on by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      No, that's apparently a quote from the TTABlog, which may be directly quoting the original letter.

    9. Re:He's taking on by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

      He went after one of their fan sites tho'. Read it here:

      SJStealthfan Shut Down!

    10. Re:He's taking on by bob_jordan · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could try and add to his sucesses.

      Maybe everyone should email him and say, "I'm thinking of starting a company called SCO, do you have that one already?"

      It might work.

      Bob.

    11. Re:He's taking on by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, he'd have brought in a large cross-section of the Slashdot crowd, that's for sure. I'll probably get dragged off to see it, but the fact that it stars a well-known Scientologist is enough to turn me off.

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    12. Re:He's taking on by ApostateApostle · · Score: 1

      Ok, totally off topic, but am I the only one who thinks an executive at Columbia walked in on his kid watching Macross Plus one night and thought "Wow. This'd make a cool movie. We could call it Stea..."

    13. Re:He's taking on by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Or if he'd made a movie that didn't suck..

  12. I know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody register a domain name using 'stealthis' as a prefix, then when he sues, we all go kick his ass.

    1. Re:I know what to do by FLEB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Omit the registering and the lawsuit, and I might be interested.

      Would it be unconstitutional if Congress made a law to... you know... just smack this guy with a rolled-up newspaper or something?

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    2. Re:I know what to do by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it's unconstitutional. That would be a bill of attainder, which is explicitly forbidden.

    3. Re:I know what to do by billsoxs · · Score: 4, Informative
      That would be a bill of attainder, which is explicitly forbidden.

      For those of you like me

      a bill of attainder is

      Definition: A legislative act that singles out an individual or group for punishment without a trial.

      The Constitution of the United States, Article I, Section 9, paragraph 3 provides that: "No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law will be passed."

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    4. Re:I know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but that doesn't mean we can't get it passed anyway.

    5. Re:I know what to do by FLEB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amend! Amend!

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    6. Re:I know what to do by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Unconstitutional? Since when did that ever stop the USA passing a law?

      The same paragraph also says you can't introduce a new law and then punish people for something they did before it actually became law. By my reckoning, that means any extension to a pre-existing copyright is null and void; the date of passage into the Public Domain was set in stone the day the copyright was granted {explicitly before the 1976 Act or by default thereafter} and so Steamboat Willie is in the Public Domain! Also, any prescription for medicinal cannabis which was issued while it was legal must still be valid as long as the patient is still suffering from the disease {and the Americans with Disabilities Act may also apply}.

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    7. Re:I know what to do by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      It would be unconstitutional, so how about a vote-for-spanking? Let the people vote who should receive a nice additude correcting spanking.

    8. Re:I know what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      * Except if Disney asks for it...

  13. Missing in action... by JollyGoodChase · · Score: 1

    I was unable to find this story.

    1. Re:Missing in action... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny
      was unable to find this story.

      Stealth in action!

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    2. Re:Missing in action... by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      You should be expecting an indictment in the mail soon ;-)

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    3. Re:Missing in action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have infringed my trademark on the phrase "Steal Thin Action!" in electronic communications services. Expect a C&D later today!

    4. Re:Missing in action... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, I've trademarked the words "electronic", "services", and "the". I recommend you get a very good lawyer!

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    5. Re:Missing in action... by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Does that mean he can sue me?....

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  14. Northrop Grumman stalemate? by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is why Northrop's case was a stalemate (according TFA). I thought "stealth" had been around for much longer than 1985 (when this asshat applied for trademarks). Isn't this prior something or other? Is that how fcuked up USPTO is? IANAL, so these questions are for real!

    1. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by thogard · · Score: 1

      Northrop wanted to license it for toys which is close to sporting goods which are also toys so the courts may have decided they were in the same class.

      Trademark law clearly allows you to use a common word to label your product if you don't conflict with other products names. The odd thing is were there any sporting goods using Stealth in their name when the trademark was issued?

    2. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

      The law in this case defies easy summary, but the gist is that when you get a trademark, you're really getting the right not to have confusingly similar things taking your business. The definition of "confusingly similar" is vague, and depends on a few zillion common law cases.

      So when he applied "stealth" to sporting goods, it meant you couldn't come out with similar products with similar names. Again, "similar" is up to courts to decide. If you've got "stealth" bowling balls, are "stealth" skis too close? What about golf balls?

      Clearly it doesn't apply to airplanes, and honestly I don't know why Northrop didn't just invite him to court. Except that court is expensive, even when you win, and the fact that they paid him $10 is a lot less than the retainer on their lawyers. It's disgusting, I know.

      I don't know why they ceded any rights to him at all without knowing more facts about the case. They imply that they weren't seeking their own trademarks, but may have continued to use the name. But a news article isn't a legal brief, so it's hard to tell.

      So to answer your question: the word "stealth" has been around forever, but trademarks don't apply only to made-up words. You can take a common word and trademark it for your application, which allows you to keep other people from muscling in on your good idea by confusing people with a similarly-named product. It's the sort of thing that would be accomplished by politeness if you could depend on that. For everything else, there are lawyers.

    3. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by jmitek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prior art only refers to patents. Trademarks do not work this way.

    4. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      If you've got "stealth" bowling balls, are "stealth" skis too close? What about golf balls?

      The one thing I don't want is a "stealth" golf ball... I lose enough of them anyway...

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    5. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Eivind · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Correct. And the protection you get is in a certain sense inversely proportional to the uniqueness of the trademark.

      If I create the trademark "Quropiwla", which is a freely invented word, then I'm going to have a fair chanse demonstrating that anyone using that word does it in the intention of creating confusion with my product -- afterall, what other reason could there be ? It's unlikely someone would end up with that word by chance, and the word doesn't have any meaning as such.

      If, on the other hand I register "Enjoyable" in the market for computer-input-devices (say I market joysticks) then it's not that obvious that others using this word does so in order to create confusion with my product. I'd probably still be able to stop other "Enjoyable" joysticks, but I doubt I'd have a case against say the "Enjoyable" computer-monitor.

    6. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      And jfengel was like:
      ...You can take a common word and trademark it for your application...

      Woa! Sweet! I'm totally trademarking the word "Trademark"! All yo suckers now owe me like $50,000,000, BIATCHES! MMMWWWWWUUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


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    7. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      "You can take a common word and trademark it for your application" Maybe not... not if the word describes the product, anyway.

    8. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Sky+Cry · · Score: 1
      So when he applied "stealth" to sporting goods, it meant you couldn't come out with similar products with similar names. Again, "similar" is up to courts to decide. If you've got "stealth" bowling balls, are "stealth" skis too close? What about golf balls?.
      So what kind of product is being protected in this case?
    9. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I remember Jimmy Carter using the term "Stealth Bomber" back when he was still president. That makes it sometime before 1981..

      If I got a C&D letter from this clown, I'd send him a FOAD letter back.

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    10. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by julesh · · Score: 4, Funny

      For everything else, there are lawyers.

      And you'll be hearing from ours shortly. Thanks.

      Mastercard Legal Department.

    11. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by julesh · · Score: 1

      I believe, if you read the article, that what he was protecting was the application to toys (i.e. models of Stealth aircraft), which along with the $10 settlement Northrop Grumman agreed nod to get involved in.

      Toys and sports goods are similar enough markets that he may have been able to get a judgement in his favour. Although history doesn't support the notion, he's sued 60 times and lost every single one according to the article.

    12. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Trademarks have traditionally been limited to specific types of goods or services on the principle that trademarks are intended to prevent confusion and consumers are not likely to confuse goods of different types. However, there is an exception, which took its current form in 1995 revisions to US federal law, for so-called "famous marks". These are trademarks that are very well known and strongly associated with a particular company. Examples are marks like Kodak, Coca-Cola, and Reebok. These can be protected even if the products are so different that there is no danger of confusion because the use of the mark by someone else is considered to "dilute" the original mark.

      For example, if someone were to market "Reebok chocolate", there would be little likelihood of someone who wanted a pair of running shoes getting confused and buying chocolate instead, but the owner of the Reebok mark for shoes would be able to stop someone else from using it as a mark for chocolate on the grounds of dilution.

      In general it is much easier to establish "famous mark" status for arbitrary marks like the ones mentioned than for marks like "Apple" or "Johnson's". Such meaningful marks are inherently less distinctive since they are unlikely to be unique and may have a non-arbitrary association with some products.

      You'll notice, if you read the article carefully, that Stoller repeatedly refers to his "famous marks". It sounds a bit odd, as if he had a strange way of speaking, but I think that what he is really doing is emphasizing his claim that his marks are "universal" because they fall into the famous mark category. It seems clear that he is wrong about this - "stealth" is not famous like Reebok or Xerox - but I think that what he is up to is trying to establish "famous mark" status.

    13. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by ichigo-666 · · Score: 1

      And your application is ... ?

    14. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Kristoffer+Lunden · · Score: 1

      Whatever the future holds, the lawyers takes VISA.

  15. He came after me, too by jokestress · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This guy came after our production company Deep Stealth Productions a couple of years ago. It was a thick sheaf of papers, which I dismissed after reading about another small company who had received his form threat. Might have to blow the dust off the thing.

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    1. Re:He came after me, too by Information+Architec · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I receievd the threatening package too, because of my web site .
      I ignored him but forwarded the dossier to the Chilling Effects Clearinghouse http://www.chillingeffects.org/> who are compiling dossiers on these sorts of guys.
      As a private individual, I'd be interested to see how the hell he thinks a character string in a DNS domain that can be parsed to extract the substring stealth infringes his right to....make money from the word Stealth: like that's a major contribution to society.
      I should have published my book by it's working title "XML by Stealth" - might have given this guy indigestion as you can't copyright book titles!

    2. Re:He came after me, too by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should have published my book by it's working title "XML by Stealth" - might have given this guy indigestion as you can't copyright book titles!

      The guy has a trademark claim, not a copyright claim. You can't copyright short phrases, title or not. You CAN, however, trademark them.

      Just FYI.

  16. Article text by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 5, Informative

    He Says He Owns the Word 'Stealth' (Actually, He Claims 'Chutzpah,' Too)
    By COLIN MOYNIHAN

    Can a man own a word? And can he sue to keep other people from using it?

    Over the last few years, Leo Stoller has written dozens of letters to companies and organizations and individuals stating that he owns the trademark to "stealth." He has threatened to sue people who have used the word without his permission. In some cases, he has offered to drop objections in exchange for thousands of dollars. And in a few of those instances, people or companies have paid up.

    "If a trademark owner doesn't go up to the plate each day and police his mark, he will be overrun by third-party infringers," Mr. Stoller, a 59-year-old entrepreneur, said in a telephone interview from his office in Chicago. "We sue a lot of companies."

    Mr. Stoller owns and runs a company called Rentamark.com, which offers, among other things, advice on sending cease-and-desist letters and Mr. Stoller's services as an expert witness in trademark trials. Through Rentamark, Mr. Stoller offers licensing agreements for other words he says he owns and controls, such as bootlegger, hoax and chutzpah, and sells t-shirts and other merchandise through what the Web site calls its "stealth mall."

    He is currently in a legal dispute with Sony's Columbia Pictures unit over a film that opens late this month. It is about elite Navy pilots and titled - what else? - "Stealth."

    Mr. Stoller said he first registered "stealth" as a trademark in 1985 to cover an array of sporting goods. But in recent years, "stealth" has become widely used in marketing and branding circles to bestow a sense of the subliminal or the subversive or to convey an aura of lurking power.

    Companies including the retailer Kmart and the consumer electronics maker JVC have stumbled into Mr. Stoller's territory and have removed "stealth" from their Web sites after hearing from him. Another electronics maker, Panasonic, omitted the word from a product called the "stealth wired remote zoom/pause control" after receiving one of Mr. Stoller's letters.

    "If you can solve problems without going to court you're better off," said Russell J. Rotter, a lawyer for Panasonic, a division of Matsushita.

    The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment.

    "We resolved it in a way that achieved our business purposes without in any way agreeing that Mr. Stoller's assertions were correct," said Tom Henson, a Northrop Grumman spokesman.

    Trademark owners can obtain the right to use a word for commercial purposes and then to prevent others from seeking to use the same word for similar commercial purposes. For instance, the Delta Faucet Company, which has trademarked "Delta," could prevent another faucet company from adopting the name. But it cannot object to Delta Airlines because the two companies' products are not likely to be confused with one another.

    A search of United States Patent and Trademark Office records found that Mr. Stoller and companies that share a Chicago post office box with him - Central Mfg., Stealth Industries, and S. Industries - hold at least two dozen registered trademarks for "stealth," covering such diverse products and services as crossbows, pool cues and insurance consultations.

    Mr. Stoller said that he also held and administered as many as two dozen other "stealth" trademarks, and insisted that his close association with the word gave him special rights.

    "We're entitled to own it with all goods and services," he said. "We were there first."

    Some companies do recognize his rights to some uses of the word. Easton Spo

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    1. Re:Article text by xDes02 · · Score: 0
      In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games.

      Ten Dollars?Man, they're cheap.

    2. Re:Article text by mtrisk · · Score: 1

      Wait, so Northrop Grumman paid him off with *$10*? What a wimp!

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    3. Re:Article text by johnbeat · · Score: 1

      >"If you can solve problems without going to court you're better
      >off," said Russell J. Rotter, a lawyer for Panasonic, a division of
      >Matsushita.

      "We're hoping that if enough of us give in, we'll have established that it *is* possible to trademark common words for all uses. Then we can do it, too," he added.

      Jerry

    4. Re:Article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad al-Zarqawi doesn't take requests....

  17. while we're at it by qda · · Score: 1

    just so you know guys, i exclusively own the rights to *all uses* of the letter s (as used to make words plural), so cut it out, ok!

    1. Re:while we're at it by Deltaspectre · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good thing I have a lithp, tho you can't come after me, Mr. Thmarty Panth

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    2. Re:while we're at it by Plural+of+Mongoose · · Score: 1

      There ya' go, infringing on my exclusive rights to the word plural...

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  18. Infringement!!!! by sithkhan · · Score: 1

    Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! Stealth!
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    1. Re:Infringement!!!! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If I download this message, will the RIAA come after me now? Better yet, will the MPAA shut down slashdot?

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    2. Re:Infringement!!!! by shark72 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's not infringement. This page explains the concepts of fair use and nominative use as they apply to trademark law.

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    3. Re:Infringement!!!! by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      Come on, you've got to use the word in stealth:

      Like that!

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  19. But... by ardor · · Score: 1

    how can he get the rights for a word that is in PUBLIC DOMAIN? Could anyone kill this guy please?

    You see? Patent trolls, legal trolls, almost all of them are small: either one person, or a small company. We keep whining about the evil megacorps squashing everyone with patents while the real danger comes from these small entities.

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    1. Re:But... by shark72 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "how can he get the rights for a word that is in PUBLIC DOMAIN?"

      In the same way that the names "Tide" and "Crest" are trademarked. Next time you're at the supermarket, take note of how many products take their names from words in the dictionary.

      This isn't endemic to stuff you'll find at your grocer's. Computer companies have successfully trademarked the words "sun" and "apple," too.

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    2. Re:But... by dratox · · Score: 2, Funny

      To whomever does kill him, PLEASE make sure that his death is slow painful, and excessively cruel

    3. Re:But... by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes but, this guy is still an asshole. The reason Apple and Sun should be able to trademark their names in their realms is because it would be lame if someone was out there selling "apple" computers, but they aren't apple. This guy has gone out and totally abused this system to turn it into his own personal extortion scheme. This is the same kind of attitude problem that makes everyone have to suffer through mounds of spam and spend months securing their websites. Some people are just complete assholes and do not care about anyone else at all.

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    4. Re:But... by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      We keep whining about the evil megacorps squashing everyone with patents while the real danger comes from these small entities.

      No, it's both. There are many more little guys, but each of the big guys have the financial muscle to do great damage on their own.

      And, the ratio of little guys who do this over those who don't is much, much smaller than that of corporations.

    5. Re:But... by eikonos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Preferably his killer will be a stealthy ninja who will quietly step out of the shadows and say, "Do you own the trademark to the word irony too?" and then stab him.

    6. Re:But... by FLEB · · Score: 2, Funny

      With an iron blade? That would be... you know... ...

      cliche?

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    7. Re:But... by houghi · · Score: 1

      I see no difference in what this guy is doing and what Sun, Apple or Windows are doing. Wouldn't it be easier if words that exist would not be allowed to be trademarketed?

      The only thing you must not forget is to trademarkt them, otherwise you loose, like Sony did loose their `walkman`.

      Make up names. Apple is bad, Snapple is good. CAlling your software `word` would be bad. `OpenOffice` would be good.

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    8. Re:But... by deimtee · · Score: 2, Funny

      With an iron blade? That would be... you know... ...

      ...Ferrous?

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    9. Re:But... by moowey · · Score: 1
      Some people are just complete assholes and do not care about anyone else at all.

      Yes, unfortunately for us, being an asshole is still perfectly legal.

    10. Re:But... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      .Ferrous?

      Beuller???

    11. Re:But... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait wait wait. You really think that forcing every product vendor to come up with a fake word like "Qwijibo" to identify their products is a good thing?

      I think your rule is overly broad. Perhaps "Windows" should have been disallowed, because a window was a generic reference to a GUI concept. But I have no problem with "Tide detergent".

      There are problems with trademark law, but the fact that real words can be trademarked isn't necessarily one of them. The big problem with trademark law is the same problem we have with most laws: it can be so expensive to fight off litigious bastards who file frivolous suits.

      Somebody should create a repository on this guy, to keep tabs on every company he has sued or C&D'd, every lawsuit he has lost, and a quick HOWTO on examining his claims and presenting them to a judge in such a way as to maximize the likelihood of getting a summary judgment in your favor.

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    12. Re:But... by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not just an asshole, but a crackhead too. Here's a few other "Famous Trademarks" watched over by Rentamark:

      • Sentra
      • Intruder
      • Stradivarius
      • Turbojet
      • Checkmate
      • Airframe Fable
      • Torrent
      • Aerospace
      • Star Light
      • Terminator
      • Ambush
      I bet they don't try to enforce "Ambush", though - military forces all over the world must have substantially more firepower than any vexatious litigator. Should be interesting watching him track down any number of terrorists (sorry, "freedom fighters") that "ambush" occupation forces and innocent civilians.

      BTW: the Famous Marks page looks like real crap. Some images don't load and the ones that do look like a four-year-old got loose with a paintbox

  20. Gotten So Far by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's terrifying is that he's gotten as far as he has.

    Not really, I'd just have to say that he's been very furtive and sneaky about it, indeed, he's acted quite surreptitiously about the whole thing.

    1. Re:Gotten So Far by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Perhaps we could say 'stealth' in reference to him?

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    2. Re:Gotten So Far by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Your circumvention of his intellectual property is a violation of the DMCA.

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  21. can you trademark common words?? by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I didn't think you could. Otherwise you'd have people patenting words like "the" and "it" and we'd all be screwed over.

    1. Re:can you trademark common words?? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, imagine how dumb it would be if we could trademark words like 'windows' or 'apple'.

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    2. Re:can you trademark common words?? by ag0ny · · Score: 4, Funny

      Otherwise you'd have people patenting words like "the" and "it"...

      Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word!

    3. Re:can you trademark common words?? by Max_Abernethy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IANAL, but as I understand, trademarks are for a specific class of item. For example, some company could make a brand of gum called "It" and have that as their trademark, which means nobody else can make "It" brand gum or some product named "It" that could confuse consumers. From the article:

      Mr. Stoller said that he also held and administered as many as two dozen other "stealth" trademarks, and insisted that his close association with the word gave him special rights.

      I'd like to see the law that says if you have X trademarks for a word, you own it in every use. I have a feeling if someone stood up to this guy in court, this wouldn't stand, but from a big corporation's perspective it's cheaper to remove the words or settle for several thousand dollars than pay the lawyers' fees.

    4. Re:can you trademark common words?? by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You don't see Microsoft trying to sue window companies, or Apple trying to sue supermarkets.

      And it is easier to pay a couple thousand insted of actually going to court. A similar thing happens when botnet controllers ask for small-medium ammounts of money, since it costs less to pay them than to face downtime (article on slashdot a wile ago)

      and as a sidenote, "IsNot" :P

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    5. Re:can you trademark common words?? by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "I'd like to see the law that says if you have X trademarks for a word, you own it in every use"

      Your understanding is right on the money. There are, however, some brands that are so huge that you can't touch their mark in any space. For instance, one would not be able to get away with branding a PC "Chevrolet" or "Pepsi". But, as you've pointed out, this "Stealth" nitwit is not entitled to that same protection... not by a long shot.

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    6. Re:can you trademark common words?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean, aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha ?

    7. Re:can you trademark common words?? by Hinhule · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ni!

    8. Re:can you trademark common words?? by TheRagingTowel · · Score: 1

      The guy doesn't have a product to link it to.

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    9. Re:can you trademark common words?? by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Mostly that's because Pepsi and Chevrolet are not common words, they are proper nouns. You could call a computer a Lemonade or (probably) a Ford,(as long as Ford don't actually make computers, and your logo doesn't look like theirs.)
      I think they also consider the reason you want to call it something, e.g. if your computer was designed to communicate between other systems in a network you would have more chance of getting away with calling it a Ford than if it was a driving simulator.

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    10. Re:can you trademark common words?? by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      How is this offtopic? The grandparent poster made the joke about not saying "it", famous from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It (arghh! the word again!) was the Knights Who Say "Ni!" in that movie that hated the word.

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    11. Re:can you trademark common words?? by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      The quest for the holy grail seems lost to the new generation of geeks. Our only hope is for an african swallow to bring them a copy.

  22. stealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    if he can get that trainwreck of a movie shutdown before inflicting itself on the world, I'm all for it!

  23. I got my own... by toupsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just copyrighted, trademarked and patented the word "The"(c)(tm) (both pronunciations) along with a whole host of definite and indefinite articles. I will be vigorously pursuing everyone using "The"(c)(tm) in books, film and sound recordings. Unless you license "The"(c)(tm) at the low, low price of $0.01 per usage, I will send the(c)(tm) RIAA, MPAA and the(c)(tm) NLAKC (Nazi Librarian Association of Knuckle Crackers) to hound each and everyone of you. And don't let me catch you using Peer to Peer technology to distribute "The"(c)(tm). Recent Supreme Court rulings will allow me to go after such tecnologies as the(c)(tm) keyboard, CRTs and web browsers (you are in my sights "The"(c)(tm) abuser, Bill Gates).

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    1. Re: I got my own... by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I'm sorry, but I have previously applied for the letters a,b,c,d,E,f,g,H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,T,u,v,w,x,y, z. Your "word" is actually made up of THREE instances of intellectual property violation against my rights (said letters have been capitalized for your convenience). Pay me $38,415,719,089.11 USD.

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    2. Re: I got my own... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Bah, you forgot to trademark 'Teh', which is far more common on Sloshdat...

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    3. Re: I got my own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      |-|4|-|4 10$3|2$.

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    4. Re: I got my own... by red990033 · · Score: 1

      heh.. well I've trademarked tm and c (which is of course, tm'ed and c'ed (tm(tm and c) and c'ed(tm and c)).

      DAMN recursiveness! Oh.. wait a tic.. I can sue myself, and make a fortune! And all these slashdotter's think I'm a moron..

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    5. Re: I got my own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      |-|4|-|4 10$3|2$

    6. Re: I got my own... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I'll tradmark "rediculous" - after all, it's not a dictonary word... The proceeds from /. alone should set me up for a very comfortable life...

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  24. What a nice guy by senatorpjt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (From TFA) In 2002, the Illinois attorney general sued Leo Stoller after he used a Web site to solicit donations illegally on behalf of victims of the destruction of the World Trade Center.

    No, this guy's not a total fucking scumbag...

    1. Re:What a nice guy by XaXXon · · Score: 1

      It actually doesn't say if this was legit or not. There's nothing immoral about ilegally soliciting donations as long as you actually get the money to the right place. It's possible he was trying to do some good.

      That said, there's no good reason to do it illegally other than to try and make money on it.

    2. Re:What a nice guy by deft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait. If you go back and read the article it said he did it the wrong way.

      I think this guy is a tool, but he very well could have just decided to try and make a pool of money for these charities and promoted it... but didnt know there was apperwork that needed to be done to do it "officially".

      He could very well have donated every penny as he probably stated he would.

      I dont think it's too far off that if i decided to go collect some money from my neighbors and take it to the red cross, that I may be breaking some law, as good intentioned as I may be.

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    3. Re:What a nice guy by Valacosa · · Score: 1

      I read the replies to your post, and it seems that no one was able to detect your sarcasm without the tag, despite the fact you are clearly being sarcastic. I find that a little sad.

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    4. Re:What a nice guy by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      "this guy is a tool" - right on.

      This is the sort of fellow does it all "by the book". It's obvious that he's found either a loophole or a grey spot in the existing copyright laws and is milking it as much as he can; although in essence what he's doing is dishonest, he uses "it's the law" as a base for all his arguments and endeavours. In fact he doesn't even think to any moral implications of any of his actions: "The law says it's mine, so I can defend it so if you use it you owe me". He will probably not even consider any other logic or argument because it threatens the integrity of his.

      Fill the loophole or sharpen the grey spot in the copyright laws and this guy will blink his eyes, scratch his head and start looking around for another loophole to exploit.

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    5. Re:What a nice guy by xoboots · · Score: 1

      What do you think this guy is, Robin Hood? On the one hand he threatens people who use the word stealth (god forbid!) and on the other, it is just a big misunderstanding regarding the way he appropriated charitable funds? Don't waste your good natured ability to forgive on those miscreants who really do need correcting. This man does not deserve the protections that civilisized society affords him. Save your comments for someone who deserves an advocate.

    6. Re:What a nice guy by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't t it be sweet if some one who had a couple of million (or billions) to burn like let's say Paul Allen would create an entity with the only goal of putting out of business this guy. You monitor all the time he tries to bully some little guy and then you offer full legal help to the victim. Because he wouldn't be able anymore to get legal settlements and because is cases are without merit he would probably end up in bankruptcy by running out of cash flow.

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    7. Re:What a nice guy by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      He will probably not even consider any other logic or argument because it threatens the integrity of his.

      That's fine. This is why just about any court action gets run before a Jury first. It doesn't matter really what the law says--dispute his facts, and then he has to argue his case before tweleve of our peers.

      And, btw, this is why you SHOULD perform Jury Duty.

    8. Re:What a nice guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      other than to try and make money

      "try to make".

    9. Re:What a nice guy by Khyber · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter really what the law says--dispute his facts, and then he has to argue his case before tweleve of our peers.

      Last I recalled, a jury trial only happened in criminal cases, not civil cases.

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    10. Re:What a nice guy by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1
      I dont think it's too far off that if i decided to go collect some money from my neighbors and take it to the red cross, that I may be breaking some law, as good intentioned as I may be.

      Why is that? The government does it every April 15th.

    11. Re:What a nice guy by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Last I recalled, a jury trial only happened in criminal cases, not civil cases.

      WRONG. I mean, dead wrong. As in, any time you wind up before a judge on a question of fact (i.e, "I was going over the speed limit", "He didn't pay me the money he owed me"), you have the right to demand a jury.

      The "trials" you sometimes see, such as Judge Judy on TV, where there isn't a Jury are really "arbitrations" or "hearings." In the TV show's case, the parties explicitly agreed to this form of arbitration because they wanted to save on legal fees and get an answer quickly.

      BTW, if there are no disputed FACTS, then don't count on a jury trial--because that's all that juries decide, facts. The legal ramification of facts (like, "bob killed his wife so he wouldn't have to pay alimony") are decdied by a judge.

      (Things like the MS trial are special cases, not common run-of-the-mill instruments. And we'll also note that the "trial" had nothing to do whatsoever with any crime or tort...)

    12. Re:What a nice guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, i just dont infer facts with no evidence.

    13. Re:What a nice guy by jokestress · · Score: 1
      For those giving Stoller the benefit of the doubt, this news article has some highlights from the Illinois Attorney General:

      "...at least two of the charities listed on Stoller's Web site contacted the New York attorney general's office. The callers told officials that Stoller had not been authorized to solicit donations for those charities and had not sent any money to them."

      The Illinois AG also found that Stoller ran "a phony animal welfare charity site called American Conservation Society, which automatically linked visitors to the Give A Gift Online site."

      Also lists Stoller's old River Forest home address...

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  25. You know, we used to have a simple solution by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for stuff like this.

    Someone who's this greedy, self-centered and determined to make a mess of everyone's life, liberty and property for his own advancement would discretely get his ass kicked one day on his way home from work. Seriously, the courts are too civilized of a way of dealing with things like this sometimes. Not that I'd recommend doing it to him, but there was a long period in our history where being this much of a troll got your ass tore up by a few "concerned citizens" for wasting tax payers' money with frivilous cases that were all about greed and nothing about justice.

    1. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not that I'd recommend doing it to him, but there was a long period in our history where being this much of a troll got your ass tore up by a few "concerned citizens" for wasting tax payers' money with frivilous cases that were all about greed and nothing about justice.
      I don't know - some parts of Texas are still that way...
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    2. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by billsoxs · · Score: 1
      I don't know - some parts of Texas are still that way...

      Some PARTS??? I live here (OK live is to strong of a word for what I do in Taxus - especially in the summer) and I think it is all parts - except maybe downtown Austin

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    3. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by suwain_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get his ass kicked one day

      Do you mean stealthily?

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    4. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by ryanov · · Score: 1

      He would, but he doesn't have the bling with which to hire a lawyer in case he gets sued. Incidentally, let us know how your visit with his lawyers goes.

    5. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by GSVNoFixedAbode · · Score: 1

      Nowdays, we're more civilised. When previously he might get his ass kicked on the street it would have been because he was proclaiming his disputed rights on the street, on a soapbox. Now that he's on the 'net isn't it more likey that his website gets it's ass kicked/defaced, or at least the server hosed?

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    6. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get his ass kicked one day

      Do you mean stealthily?

      Maybe he means one butt cheek at a time.

      discrete.
      discreet.

    7. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by jizmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get his ass kicked one day

      Do you mean stealthily?

      No, it means he will receive an integer number of kicks in the ass. It's rather difficult to kick someone a fractional number of times.

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    8. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by jejones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone who's this greedy, self-centered and determined to make a mess of everyone's life, liberty and property for his own advancement would discretely get his ass kicked one day on his way home from work.

      As opposed to continuously?

    9. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Someone who's this greedy, self-centered and determined to make a mess of everyone's life, liberty and property for his own advancement would discretely get his ass kicked one day on his way home from work.

      Yes, because vigilante justice is so much more satisfying. You could wear white sheets and caps and set up burning crosses on the lawns of anyone who complained about your methods.

    10. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Do you mean stealthily?

      If you are able to stealthily kick someone's ass, you probably didn't kick hard enough :-)

    11. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by luckbat · · Score: 1

      Actually, unless he's describing a guy getting his ass kicked through a series of self-contained ass-kickings delivered over time, I'm pretty sure he means discreetly.

    12. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by bloxnet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is known as vigilantism or mob violence. It's sort of the reason we did form societal norms, courts, laws, things like that.

      I also believe one of the best periods of history where civilized solutions were eschewed in favor of one or several people kicking the asses of individuals who they found distasteful would be the Dark Ages. See also Salem witch trials.

      What in the hell? Our legal system is far from perfect but do you really think that the alternative is better in the long run? As much as I would love to search your post history to find out if the irony of your current post is that your previous ones contain bitching about the current U.S. administration (which is rife with mob mentality), it would be more depressing than anything else.

    13. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Mjec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Violence
      is
      NOT
      the
      answer


      Would you like me to say that slower? The courts are designed to deal with this so we don't have witch-hunts. So we don't have random people getting the arses kicked for things they didn't do because vigilantes are too lazy to do proper fact checking. Courts exist for a reason. They are good. They are effective. And if I ever catch you promoting this crap again...

      ... I'll inform a district attorny who will hopefully charge you with inciting hatred. Because that's what laws are designed to do. Protect. And they can proect us whenever we need it. We never need vigilante violence.

      (As a PS: I don't mean to say that self defence is bad. I mean that if you can at all help it, don't be violent)

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    14. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Bvardi · · Score: 3, Funny

      "No, it means he will receive an integer number of kicks in the ass. It's rather difficult to kick someone a fractional number of times."

      What if you do a half-assed kick?

    15. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by pgilman · · Score: 1


      >> Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get >> his ass kicked one day

      > Do you mean stealthily? ...or maybe he means "discreetly" 8-P

      (the creetin!)

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    16. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a full kick, but to only half the ass.

    17. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. People can be half-assed about things.

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    18. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      The *concept* of the courts and legal system is good. The implementation is sometimes lacking....

      I'm not a fan of vigilante violence either, but I also realize it's never going to completely disappear - and that's probably as it should be.

      If the general rule is to use the legal system and avoid the violence, good. But situations where it becomes clear the courts didn't provide any justice? Let's just say those individuals should "watch their backs", because you never know... Anger enough people, followed by frustrating them by the injustice of our official system of punishment failing to act - and it's a formula for a few people taking things into their own hands.

    19. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      We never need vigilante violence.

      Bullshit.

      I'm not a violent person, and I agree with you that the correct way to handle a problem is via the framework we have established to do so (in other words, the courts.) However, we have a legal system, and not a justice system. Sometimes (some would say often, but I won't) it fails. Now what?

      Google for "Ken Rex McElroy" and tell me vigilante justice is never justified.

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    20. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so simple, the threat of violence is ultimately what keeps everything in check. If you go to court, get fined, don't pay, then try to ignore the people who come along to take you to jail, you will meet violence soon enough.

      Moreover, the entire system of government you live under, including the courts is the result of centuries of violence amongst people annealing down to a relatively stable state. The use of the courts in novel ways [which this guy is doing] are one way of changing the status quo.

      What if the problem one is fighting is excessive use of the court system ? This tendancy empowers those with money, time and litigious experience at the expense of those just trying to get on with something useful. Trying to fight this problem through the court system doesn't cut it. We need another solution. It's not obvious to me that "violence is NOT the answer" [tm]. People feeling strongly enough about something to embark on unsanctioned violence also end up changing the system [not always to their advantage of course].

    21. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1
      It's rather difficult to kick someone a fractional number of times.

      What if you change your mind halfway through the process?

    22. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by DMNT · · Score: 2

      What about real plus imaginary number of kicks? Or would that be too complex?

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    23. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by G00F · · Score: 1

      Violence has been the only answer to ever work correctly. Only through bloodsheed can things be earned. (and learned)

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    24. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by multiplexo · · Score: 1
      Violence

      is

      NOT

      the

      answer

      Wrong, violence is the answer, if you're using the court system. What does the court system rely on? Well, it relies on cops. Let's say you go to court against a scumbag like this and you lose your lawsuit. You say "fuck the courts" and continue your behavior anyways. What happens? Well the judge gets a couple of cops to come over and make you stop doing whatever it is you're doing. What do these cops have? Pistols, nightsticks, shotguns, automatic weapons, tasers, pepper spray and the ability to use them in certain defined circumstances. What happens to you if you keep doing whatever it is you're doing when the police come? Well, they either kill you or they capture you and put you in jail. What happens if you try to get out of jail? Well, men with guns will shoot you. Violence is the foundation of the state. One of the reasons people abide by the decrees of a court is because violence and loss of liberty will be inflicted upon them if they don't.

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    25. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... I'll inform a district attorny who will hopefully charge you with inciting hatred."

      Being this much of a weenie is almost as disgusting as trying to own the word stealth. If only there was a district attorney who would go to Mr. Stoller's house, drag him out, thrash him mightily, and take away his disreputable bag of trademarks, the world would be a better place. Yes, courts and laws and all of that polite stuff should be used in almost all circumstances, but sometimes those things don't work because they're predicated on the majority and not on the singular zealous dickhead. The majority of people will obey the majority of laws either because they are not assholes, or because they don't really want to find out what kind of currency the government has to back up it's laws. And that currency is ultimately violence, as has been stated here. Now, it just happens in this case, that no one is going to bring out the justice stick soon enough for Mr. Stoller. This is the reason why a small measure of vigilante justice is a welcome addition to our otherwise effective system.

      If you disagree, go make some Stealth Noisemakers and see how you feel after he sues you for using his proprietary word.

    26. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also believe one of the best periods of history where civilized solutions were eschewed in favor of one or several people kicking the asses of individuals who they found distasteful would be the Dark Ages.

      I believe you need to study history. The so-called "dark ages" saw a number of interesting innovations in the legal realm. For example, the Germanic societies of the "dark ages" introduced a rather interesting form of trial called "trial by compurgation". Basically, if you were accused of a crime, you were brought before twelve of your peers, and if you could persuade them all to swear with you that you were innocent, you weren't punished.

      Sound familiar at all? Yup, it's the primitive system that evolved into what today we call "trial by jury".

      Seriously. All that crap you learned in grade school about literal darkness and plagues and mob rule and so on is bullshit. The "dark ages" were almost a golden age in many respects: they saw the introduction of modern writing (in books rather than on scrolls, with capital letters and punctuation and spaces between words, none of which the Romans had), they saw the invention of universal education and the concept of translating knowledge into the vernacular (in Roman times learning was carried out in a "classical" form of Latin or Greek which was incomprehensible to the man on the street), and ultimately they saw the abolition of slavery in Europe and the introduction of representative democracy under constitutional monarchies.

      Man, how "dark".

  26. Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna trademark me the word "terrorist". That ought to make me a mint!

    1. Re:Profit! by erveek · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna trademark me the word "terrorist". That ought to make me a mint!

      But people have already started using the more succinct "terrist".

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  27. Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by jfengel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most telling sentence in the article:

    For all his time in federal courtrooms - Mr. Stoller says his companies have been in court 60 times - there is no record within the Lexis database of a federal court decision on "stealth" in his favor.

    In other words, the man is a litigious idiot. The fact that he's occasionally managed to get people to license from him says more about the fact that people are terrified of lawsuits than that the law itself is unfair.

    People are terrified of the law. I know I am; at any moment I could be sued and even if I win, it'll cost me thousands, with no way to recapture it. (And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

    If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think. Anybody who's actually studied law knows that actual human interactions are full of corner cases, and ass-coverings easily outweigh the meat of most contracts.

    If there were no litigious idiots, the law would be a lot simpler. Just like email would be lovely if there weren't a mountain of fools who think that "free" means "mine mine mine". Sadly, neither is the case. The courts are another commons, like email, and this jackass is ensuring that no commons it without its tragedy.

    Fucktard.

    1. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by EiZei · · Score: 1

      remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

      Class action lawsuits anyone?

    2. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous

      Just like Perl.

    3. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Class action lawsuits...you must be a lawyer.

      Eight years later I'll get a check for $3.62.

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    4. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Leftmoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Makes me wonder if a good lawyer wouldn't fill a QA/testing type of role with high capabilities. We could use more people with an eye for loopholes and supposedly impossible cases.

    5. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

      If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think. Anybody who's actually studied law knows that actual human interactions are full of corner cases, and ass-coverings easily outweigh the meat of most contracts.

      Anyone who's ever spent any time programming has discovered something pretty similar.

      The law's actually almost exactly like what a programmer would create:

      1.0: Ten commandments. Look they're pretty obvious people. How the hell can you get them wrong.

      1.0.1: Yes, it's still stealing even if you do intend to give it back.

      1.5: Hmm. How did we miss rape? Technically you're not stealing anything physical. If she's unmarried, you're not coveting anything. OK, we'll add rape.

      2.0: The seventeen commandments really don't have the same cool ring the ten commandments once had. So we decided to release 2.0: The Magna Carter.

      2.7: OK, men can vote regardless of station in life. But they have to be over 21.

      3.0 (Forked) So we decided to fork the law. A bunch of us used to work for BritainCo. but we were totally bummed out by their management. So we formed US Inc. We're still going to support legacy laws under the British system because, frankly, it works well enough, it's really big and it'd cost a fortune to overhaul it.

      3.1 You know, let's stop calling these things version numbers. Let's call them "ammendments"

      3.1.1 Adding guns. Everyone should be allowed a gun. It makes perfect sense in this day and age. If times change, people in the future will totally have the sense to understand this was an ammendment, relevent to the time, and so can completely be ammended back out, right?

      etc.

      We're up to 3.8.7.2.5.4.b.ii at the moment. At which point a lot of programmers are starting to talk about how they'd do it far better if they were allowed to create a truly optimized system.

      At some point, no doubt, a Swedish guy will write a new system of basic laws and then others will build on it.

      At which point the US will nuke him out of existence for sounding far too much like the German guy (Marx) who did something pretty similar and came up with a system that was bad for the entertainment industry and thus bad for America.

    6. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.

      IANAL so please explain how is that ? From my understanding, the current system is 'you'll have to pay even if you win, and it can be huge amount of money' = 'If you don't have money, don't sue anyone. Ever.' In loser pays scheme it's 'if you think you'll win, you can sue even if you don't have the money'. Or am i missign something here ?

    7. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ccmay · · Score: 2, Insightful
      People are terrified of the law.

      Amen.

      The answer is social opprobrium. The daughter of an acquaintance announced her intention to go to law school when she graduates college in a couple of years. I am afraid I was so scathing as to make her cry. But maybe she will reconsider going into such a low and deceitful and filthy "profession".

      -ccm

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    8. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by cduffy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that's if linguists ran the world.

    9. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      In other words, the man is a litigious idiot. The fact that he's occasionally managed to get people to license from him says more about the fact that people are terrified of lawsuits than that the law itself is unfair.

      Lawsuit idiocy... not just for the SCO anymore! Maybe this guy should apply for a job there.

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    10. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a jerk. Way to belittle some poor girl's hopes and dreams. How do you know she'll not be a better lawyer, one who truly helps people? Keep your mouth shut next time.

    11. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Ihlosi · · Score: 0

      (And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

      1. Isn't this already the case that the poor can't sure the rich ?
      2. "Loser pays" means "only sue if you expect to win". It eliminates the possibility of draining your opponent of funds just by repeatedly suing them (and losing).
      3. "Loser pays" works perfectly well in other parts of the civilized world (yes, they exist).

    12. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      1.5: Hmm. How did we miss rape? Technically you're not stealing anything physical. If she's unmarried, you're not coveting anything. OK, we'll add rape.

      In biblical times, the girl would belong to her father or her husband.

      So we decided to release 2.0: The Magna Carter.

      A cross between Jimmy Carter and the Magna Carta?
      The king can't stop you from growing peanuts?

      Everyone should be allowed a gun. It makes perfect sense in this day and age. If times change, people in the future will totally have the sense to understand this was an ammendment, relevent to the time, and so can completely be ammended back out, right?

      What's changed, exactly? The founding fathers urged people to keep cannons as private property.

      Besides I want my stea... er, my Blackbird bomber.

      Anyway, if the law were like programming, half the Supreme court (those who consider the constitution a "living document" ) would be like a compiler which alters the code at runtime.

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    13. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by robotsrule · · Score: 1

      Except for one big difference.

      If your program is too full of conflicts, or conflicts of too gross a nature, it doesn't run.

      In contrast, the more conflicts the law has, the more money the lawyers make. Even worse, those conflicts bestow even greater power on lawyers and lawmakers because only more lawsuits can referee the inherent oxymoronic ambiguity.

      "inherent oxymoronic ambiguity", that's the name of my new band.

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    14. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ryanov · · Score: 2, Informative

      Magna Carta, not carter. Latin for "Great Paper." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_carta

    15. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      And of course the loser's liability can be limited to the lesser of the amounts the two sides paid - so if you sue a company with a cheap lawyer because that's all you can afford, you're not liable for millions when the company sandblasts your saltine with expensive lawyers. I bet this is the unfairness the OP refers to, and it's easily solved.

      It seems to me that non-lawyers such as myself, who certainly don't have as much in-depth knowledge of the situation as lawyers, also don't have an implicit conflict of interest, an incentive to sustain the status quo. And we non-lawyers are affected just as much, if not more, by the constant threat of frivolous lawsuits that our current system, IMHO, fosters. Our opinions should not be discounted offhand, any more than we programmers should scoff at users demanding better interfaces because they don't understand the technology as well.

    16. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ryanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are still a lot of good lawyers out there. Perhaps you've heard of the ACLU? If not, I'm sure you could find any number of mentions of their work on any number of freedom-related topics in the /. archives.

      Not everyone goes into law to chase ambulances or become a barrator (though you often have to start there).

    17. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Picked nit:

      The (SR-71) Blackbird was a recon aircraft. The F-117A Nighthawk is the bomber that gets the S-word associated with it most often

      Cheers ;)

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    18. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Funny

      3.0 (Forked) So we decided to fork the law. A bunch of us used to work for BritainCo. but we were totally bummed out by their management. So we formed US Inc. We're still going to support legacy laws under the British system because, frankly, it works well enough, it's really big and it'd cost a fortune to overhaul it.

      Happy Fork Day!

    19. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by julesh · · Score: 1

      People are terrified of the law. I know I am; at any moment I could be sued and even if I win, it'll cost me thousands, with no way to recapture it. (And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

      Bullshit. I live in a country (the UK) which has managed to avoid both problems. I don't fear being sued, because I know that if I am unfairly sued I will be compensated for my costs. However, I have had no trouble in the past sueing large companies who have breached contracts with me.

    20. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Mant · · Score: 1

      And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.

      The British system seem to work quite well where cost can be awarded as part of the settlement, but don't have to be. If a single person loses against a company you aren't likely to pay there million dollar lawyers fee.

    21. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Airwall · · Score: 2, Funny

      3.0 (Forked)

      I forked the law,
      The law won.

    22. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ccmay · · Score: 0, Troll
      You're a jerk. Way to belittle some poor girl's hopes and dreams. How do you know she'll not be a better lawyer, one who truly helps people? Keep your mouth shut next time.

      Trust me, I was being restrained. Dirty filthy fucking pirates, I hate their guts. I'd write my kids out of my will if they went to law school. They have been a scourge on mankind since the days of the scribes and Pharisees.

      -ccm

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    23. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ccmay · · Score: 1
      I'd write my kids out of my will if they went to law school.

      And if anybody thinks this is cute, I wrote my own fucking will rather than pay some dirty pirate lawyer to do it. Any monkey could do it.

      -ccm

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      Too much Law; not enough Order.
    24. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by servognome · · Score: 1

      If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous.

      Even with unambiguous laws you still would need somebody to arbitrate and decide. Which means it wouldn't stop this idiot.

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    25. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You owe me the 30 seconds of my life that was lost spent cringing at your message.

      Wow. Not only do you have no sense of humor, but you're a slow reader, too. Some guys get all the bad breaks.

      If you want funny that bad, go buy a Chris Rock tape.

    26. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by dajak · · Score: 1

      If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think.

      In the legislative processes I am sometimes professionally involved in, the law is usually pretty clear, concise, and unambiguous when it leaves the hands of legislative drafters. After that, politicians will complain will talk to stakeholders and revise it to a messy and ambiguous law. Programmers and legislative drafters do have a lot in common.

      Anybody who's actually studied law knows that actual human interactions are full of corner cases, and ass-coverings easily outweigh the meat of most contracts.

      Indeed. A mature law is 80% exceptions, permissions. It is a misunderstanding to think that 'deregulation' will make live easier. Deregulation often means more litigation. People have to learn to appreciate that law is very concise given the number of different cases it is covering; That's why the sentences are so long.

    27. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by oever · · Score: 1
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    28. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by iainl · · Score: 1

      "What's changed, exactly? The founding fathers urged people to keep cannons as private property."

      What's changed went something like this:

      Bombs, really -ing big ones come along. These are clearly unsuitable for random nutjobs to be buying in Walmart, right? So we'll claim those aren't covered by "the right to bear arms", despite there being no such provision.

      Guns start getting more accurate and reload quickly. This means random nutjob can kill lots of people with those too. Hmm. OK, or not? Well, they're still just guns, so we can hardly get rid of them.

      And so on.

      And so forth.

      Basically, what is written as a full-on, no-holds-barred, "clean up on Sarin in aisle 6" help yourself provision got watered down by 'common sense'. Not unreasonably, but it then means the debate is wide open to decide exactly where the best place for that cutoff lies in society.

      But this goes for everyone, not just the US. My government hasn't come for my sharp stick yet.

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    29. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if anybody thinks this is cute, I wrote my own fucking will rather than pay some dirty pirate lawyer to do it. Any monkey could do it.

      I hired a monkey to write my will, but all I got was the complete works of Shakespeare.

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    30. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by slushbat · · Score: 1

      Right that does it, you leave us no option but to sue. Your use of the term "litigious idiots", infringes on our registered trademark "litigious bastards". Love SCO

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    31. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. The blackbird was stealth too, though. But the Nighthawk was the first, you're right, so it's the one which is usually called "stealth". *gingerly hands you your nit back*

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    32. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you, I think the spirit of your reply is different from the GP.

      3.1.1 Adding guns. Everyone should be allowed a gun. It makes perfect sense in this day and age. If times change, people in the future will totally have the sense to understand this was an ammendment, relevent to the time, and so can completely be ammended back out, right?

      He seems to be saying that times changed, not that guns changed. I have no problem with limiting "The Right to Bear Arms" to any weapon roughly as powerful as what was available in 1776 (though safer to use.) But there are some people who want to go further than that, and try to argue that the amendment is 'anitquated.'

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    33. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by OzPixel · · Score: 1

      But what lawyer would take a large paycut just to work with a bunch of geeks in QA ?

    34. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by gidds · · Score: 1
      remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.

      What unfairnesses?

      Here in the UK, for example, the judge will award costs at his /her discretion. Usually this means that the loser will have to pay both sides' costs, so people tend to sue based on how confident they are of winning, rather than how much richer they are.

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    35. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by hipcatcoolcap · · Score: 1

      Unless they were arbitrated by a computer. Then we could cut out all of the BS like jurors and such and just have the computer decide as it is programmed to . hell we are replacing everyone else with robots, why not the judges?! (or outsource them to India)

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    36. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by rsynnott · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, many countries don't use British Common Law anyway.

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    37. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by rsynnott · · Score: 1

      While statistically, yes, she is very likely to go off and become an EVIL LAWYER, some lawyers do do quite a lot of good, you know. The courts provide a means to challenge unjust laws.

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    38. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      If--as second amendment enthusiasts claim--the goal of the amendment is to protect people from government tyranny, limiting the weapons covered under the amendment to flintlock muzzle-loaders seems to defeat the purpose. So either the right to keep and bear tactical nuclear weapons should not be infringed, or the amendment really is antiquated, and we need to go back and re-evaluate the role of private weapons in our society.

      Personally, I think that the original understanding of the second amendment has been thoroughly trod into the ground, and (flamebait in three, two, one...) I don't mind. The sort of weapons required to mount serious, violent resistance to government oppression are too dangerous to be put in private hands. If the framers of the Constitution had envisioned weapons that would allow one nutjob to walk into a crowded room and kill scores of people, I think they would have been more careful in their language than "shall not be infringed".

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    39. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      (And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

      You know the right to have a lawyer at trial? It doesn't only apply to criminal cases.

      In New York, if you get sued or someone does something so bad that you need to go to court, TALK TO THE JUDGE IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A LAWYER!

      Yes, if you can afford one it will be expensive. But if it's so expensive that it would drive you to bankruptcy, the judge may order a member of the bar to represent you.

      (This is one of the reasons why legal fees are so high--because every law firm in the state is reqired to give a certain amount of pro bono work.)

    40. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      You seem to have an anger problem. Perhaps you should try therapy?

    41. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      But maybe she will reconsider going into such a low and deceitful and filthy "profession".

      There is no profresion in the world with as high and ethical standard, as stringent and effective an enforcement mechanism, and as low a standing in the public eye.

      By sooth, when you discourage moral and honest people from becoming lawyers, you do nothing more than diminish the qotent of moral and upstanding lawyers. So, logically, you should just shut the hell up and encourage MORE descent folk to become lawyers.

    42. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's ever spent any time programming has discovered something pretty similar.

      The law's actually almost exactly like what a programmer would create:

      1.0: Ten commandments. Look they're pretty obvious people. How the hell can you get them wrong. [...]


      Holy... You didn't start at zero?!?

    43. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by YoungHack · · Score: 1

      Actually a couple of the most ethical people I know have become attorneys. It's actually quite confusing. I don't trust them in general, but the attorneys I actually know are very straight-up people.

    44. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Mjec · · Score: 1

      As someone who's currently studying law, I have a different interpretation - amusingly, if you read the rest of my comment. I believe that the law is complicated because it has to deal with so many contingancies. Because there are so many people with slightly different opinions and the law is designed to be able to make a ruling on anything so it has to account for absolutly every contingancy. It actually makes sense: you start with simple contract law (intent to create contract, exchange of consideration), add a few "oh but what about..."s and you've pretty much got the modern mess.

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    45. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by back_pages · · Score: 1
      But maybe she will reconsider going into such a low and deceitful and filthy "profession".

      THANK THE LORD! Maybe she'll grow up to be like you, going around making female college students cry. Good thing you saved her from being low, deceitful, and filthy!

      By the way, is it possible to actually feel irony smacking you in the head sometimes?

    46. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Instead of "loser pays" I like the method where each gets an amount equal to what the other payed. For example, if Big Co. spends $50,000 on lawyers Little Man get's 50k as well. He doesn't need to "invest" anything and will still get an amount equal to what the other guy payed. That way the bigger company/person can't just win on excessive money spending.
      Of course you could also have HUGE benefits for lawyers who are pro bono, but against the similarly named law, and help poorer people.

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    47. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Khyber · · Score: 1

      So, logically, you should just shut the hell up and encourage MORE descent folk to become lawyers.

      You mean those corporate guys who sent my butt down on that robot-filled hell-hole, alone!?!?? Oh, you mean those evil, burning guys under our earth's surface, ruled by that guy with a pitchfork...

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    48. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by MrVelvet · · Score: 1

      New Zealand deals with litigious idiots in a very effective way...if you sue someone and lose...you pay the bill..yours, the courts and the guy you sued. Cuts out alot of shit..

    49. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You mean those corporate guys who sent my butt down on that robot-filled hell-hole, alone!?!??

      Do you really think that (1) those guys would be any less evil if they weren't lawyers or (2) that any amount of "lawyers are evil" will keep evil folk from becoming lawyers?

      The argument is the exact same one as the one for owning guns. The bad guys are already heavily armed; the good guys should stop whining and arm themselves as counterpoint.

    50. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Thank you, it feels so good to be recognised!

    51. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're no better than the nutjob religious fundamentalists who want to force their framework of morals on everybody. In fact, I'd about be willing to bet money that you are one.

      And if you'd write your kids out of your will over something that is fully their right, then you never cared about them anyway. Matter of fact, I hope they DO become lawyers, just to cause your brain to implode.

      I absolutely despise people like you who try to force their way on everyone. You don't like lawyers? I assume you're not one then, and that's as far as it goes. There's abig difference between "hey son, I really hope you never go to law school, because I think lawyers are scum" and "hey son, if you ever go to law school, you're cut off, bitch". The man who says the former is a good father. The man who says the latter should have his kids taken away forever.

    52. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by drewness · · Score: 1

      No, that's if linguists ran the world.

      I disagree. A real linguist would design a language that's a lot less of a mess than perl. The goal of linguistics is to understand the underlying logical structure of language in the mind; it's not to create a computer language as tough to parse as a natural language. Most formal linguists seem to prefer Prolog, Lisp, or Python. (Yes, fine, Prolog and Lisp can be hard to get the mind around.) If Perl gets used at all it's just the PCRE library for other languages or a quicky program to convert something using regular expressions.

      Larry Wall is trained as a field linguist. He started out trying to collect field data to translate the bible into new languages in order to convert people. (Personally, I find that quite icky. Although I do appreciate the resources SIL has provided.) I'm pretty sure any formal stuff he picked up was much later as a programmer.

    53. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by advb89 · · Score: 0

      Wow, that pretty much sums up the entire article...

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    54. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "Happy Fork of July".

    55. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's if linguists ran the world.

      You're completely right. We should never confuse Larry Wall with an actual "programmer".

      IMO, programming in Perl is like talking to a Wall...

    56. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by servognome · · Score: 1

      Then we could cut out all of the BS like jurors and such and just have the computer decide as it is programmed to .

      Great, all we need are Diebold Judging machines running Windows. It would bring new meaning to "blue screen of death"

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    57. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction - he said 'bomber' and so probably meant the B-2, the plane normally described as the "Stealth Bomber". The F-117 is normally called the "Stealth Fighter" (though it probably should have been called the A-117, since it's a ground-attack plane with no air-to-air capability).

  28. Etymology of the word? by nurhussein · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Stealth has been a word used since the time of Shakespeare. How the heck does someone get to trademark a frickin' word?

    1. Re:Etymology of the word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Microsoft, who owns the words "windows"(tm), "word"(tm), and "office"(tm).

    2. Re:Etymology of the word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you disregard "apple".

    3. Re:Etymology of the word? by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "Stealth has been a word used since the time of Shakespeare. How the heck does someone get to trademark a frickin' word?"

      This page may clear up some of your questions.

      By the way, I used Explorer to look up that page on Yahoo.

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  29. Sadly... by DuckofDeath87 · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I am not sure if this should be modded funny or insightful.

    1. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sadly, I am not sure if this should be modded funny or insightful.

      How bout Funniful?...

  30. Re:WOW by FLEB · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but here's trademark law for you, over here.

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  31. This guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...is a bigger asshole than goatse.

  32. Conflicting Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the letter 'E' up for sale on eBay last week - wouldn't that make his use of the word stealth illegal? Anyone know who bought it?

  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  34. Not the first time... by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I'm the owner of PenIsland.com (Get your free pen from us) and I've received a few legal threats from several homosexually-oriented pornography websites (the url's of which I am not of liberty to disclose). This is an outrage, clearly all I am trying to do is provide the world with a service of free pens.


    (In case you didn't realise, I don't own the domain and this post was a joke >.>)

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  35. Re:$10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Hear hear. This litigious jerkoff needs to be publicly tied down and urinated on by passers-by.

    Just my opinion.

  36. Wait a second... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
    "Just when you thought ownership of intellectual property couldn't get any more absurd..."

    Who, exactly, thought that things had already gotten as absurd as they could get? Are you... new here?

  37. Here in Brazil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I heard that someone registered the word "gay". No, really. I mean it. Serious.

    But anyway, this guy is a fucktard.

  38. The article doesn't say that by blyloveranger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not only has he gone head to head with Northrop Grumman, he has pursued it vigorously in the courts and has even managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth".

    What the article actually says about "Stealthisemail.com" is that Mr. Stroller sent an e-mail to the website telling them to shut it down. Then the article says about InterActivist Network (who runs stealthisemail.com):

    Eric Goldhagen, a member of the InterActivist Network, said that members of his group planned to talk to lawyers and others who have received letters from Mr. Stoller to discuss ways to deal with his "stealth" claims. "The fact that somebody, just by claiming to own a word, can intimidate large companies and powerful law firms shows the damage, to an extent, is already done," he said. "If people like Stoller are allowed to get away with this unchallenged, there could be ripple effects to every form of public mass media."

    which if you look closely seems to imply to me that they have not taken it to court yet, therefore have not been forced to shutdown. This is easily verified by going to the actual website which is still up.

    Though I do agree with the general sentiment of the submitter that this whole thing is ridiculous. -Patrick

    1. Re:The article doesn't say that by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      I was visitor #1141 on S******iswebsite.com...

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    2. Re:The article doesn't say that by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Yes but if there has been an accurate summary it would have been something like "man tries to enforce trade mark on the word stealth and fails" which would not have been exciting enough for Slashdot to carry.

  39. The Citizen Strikes Back by otter42 · · Score: 1

    We all know that this kind of guy and this kind of suit is getting way out of hand. Can we file a class action suit against him and his type of cretin? On behalf of all the consumers who have sufered with higher prices and less competition?

    Seriously, what are the odds that someone can? The problem is that everyone knows that this is absurd, but none of the companies sued will go up to bat because they're far too woried about losing hundreds of millions of dollars in a judgement. If it were class action, WE, the halfway clued-in citizens of this world, could go on the attack, with NO fear that we'll be put out of business if we lose.

    Maybe this kind of thing would teach all these intellectual property hounds to think twice before forming a business that does nothing else than "asset" patents and trademarks they've snatched up off others in a wave of speculation.

    IANAL but I sure wih I were one right now.

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    1. Re:The Citizen Strikes Back by idesofmarch · · Score: 1

      I cannot see how a consumer would have standing to sue. Malicious prosecution causes of action probably exist in most states, and this would be the proper remedy for anyone sued by this guy. You, however, are probably too far removed to have anything to sue over.

  40. found another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /me ads his company to my list of companies I'll never buy from for any reason. From the numerous accounts I've heard hes been bullying businesses with his "Trademark" of a WORD.

    ITS A WORD, you don't get exclusive rights over every use of it. No trademark will get coverage of that word over every subject.

  41. If you google for Leo Stoller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And see a search result to leo.stoller.has-a-small-penis.com, do not click it. It's worse than goatse.

  42. omgwtfbbq? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the article and I just sat here staring at my monitor. I almost *ALMOST* cried. Don't worry, I'm still a man, not a tear was shed.

    I henceforth trademark the words "Slash" and "Dot" as well as any associated symbols (such as "/" "\" and ".")

    Enjoy!

  43. Wait, now I'm terribly confused. by jolande · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Leo Stoller 1985 array of "stealth" brand sporting goods isn't the same product as Sony's Columbia Picture's major motion picture release of a similar name? Could somebody please explain this to me? Because I really did think they were the same thing. But I guess I was wrong.

  44. Appearantly... by dlthomas · · Score: 1

    you haven't heard of my company:
    Thomas Hegemonical Enterprises

    We have many different product lines in a wide variety of products, and as such own the trademark on "the", which we intend to enforce with extreme prejudice. All Slashdot posters please refrain from use of the definate article, or I'll send you a cease-and-desist letter.

    1. Re:Appearantly... by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I own the trademark on this particular misspelling of the word "definate". Please refrain from misspelling "definite" in violation of my trademark. Thank you.

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    2. Re:Appearantly... by dlthomas · · Score: 1

      oops, I'll refrain from use in the future. Your reply used the word "the" however, and I really must insist that you stop use of that word. I have to protect my trademark or it goes away, remember.

  45. Re:bittorrent is next by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Argh! My eyes! My retinas are *bleeding*!

    I wonder if he owns the trademark to utterly craptacular web design?

    And some of the words?

    Renaissance
    Name of a period in history. A common word.

    Stradivarius
    Surname of a family of violin makers. Can you trademark someone else's name? And really expect them to licence it back from you?

    Tirade
    Hmm... I feel like going on one right now...

    This guy is a total and utter bastard (is that one of his?) and his trademarking of words *and then going after people in unrelated industries* is even less convincing as a business tactic than anything SCO ever came up with.

    Why Northrop Grumman caved in, I'll never know. They should have nailed his arse to the court documents and filed it under 'F' for ...

  46. If programmers ran the world,....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous.
    Hmm.... which sides you are talking about? Windows developers? or the FLOSS side? There is a large gap here!
  47. Watch the movie. by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Hope it's good--it has a great geek premise. Of course we geeks will root for the machines and may end up on the losing end. But still--cool!!!

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  48. I prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What else could account for his major asshole-ry.

    I prefer to pronounce it ass-holery. The way you have it (asshole-ry = asshole ree?) is more difficult to pronounce, I find. Of course that's just a matter of personal preference. But then what isn't these days? After all, we've got people who prefer eating plain bread to bread with butter. My goodness! In any case, I wish you and yours a fine evening.

    1. Re:I prefer... by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I think it would be pronounced "asshole rye," and if it were, I'd take offense.

  49. Dictionary by gcnaddict · · Score: 0

    Once the word lands in the dictionary as a non-slang, uncapitalized word, it should lose all trademark value...

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    1. Re:Dictionary by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      Heh. That will only lead to dictionary wars, with competing dictionaries nullifying each other's trademarks. Come to think of it, telling the grandkids of The Great Dictionary Wars would be badass.

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  50. Re:WOW - modded off topic?? by billsoxs · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Just out of curiosity - who was the bozo that modded the parent of this off topic? (Maybe redundant but off topic????)

    Yeah and now mod this reply as off topic - (redundant maybe I'll buy that) - still a waste of mod points

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  51. This Reminds Me... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some idiot claimed to have a patent on the microprocessor long before anyone else took a patent out and he was suing everyone in sight. The funny thing about his patent application that it includes only football play diagrams. I never heard what happened to the idiot or how far he got in collecting money.

    1. Re:This Reminds Me... by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      patent on the microprocessor... includes only football play diagrams

      I know the USPTO has approved some ridiculous things, but might someone, somewhere along the line have realized, "This has absolutely nothing to do with this newfangled technology thing being described?"

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  52. Diamond Stealth Video Cards by ppcvidz.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see that Diamond still has their line of "Stealth" video cards. http://www.diamondmm.com/stealth.php I'm trying to find what year these cards initially launched.

    1. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      wow, they've improved on their choice of chipset!

      i am the not-so-proud owner of a Stealth G460. i'm amazed cards like that *SOLD*.

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    2. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by ProfaneBaby · · Score: 1

      "Stealth Mennonites" predate video cards by centuries or so.

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    3. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh? all i see there is ATI chipset video cards.
      how is that improvement over matrox?

    4. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by julesh · · Score: 1

      Err, based on the fact that the way of programming the cards is actually documented well enough for open source drivers to be developed. Which was always a problem for earlier Stealth cards, because they were just about the only card available at the time with not enough information publically available for an open source driver to be written.

    5. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As the article says, you can only legitimately sue if there's danger of product confusion. But the big boys have brought this on themselves. Sony sued some poor woman who ran a small restaurant called "Sony's," and that was the woman's name! I can hear it now..."Yes, Your Honor, I swear I was confused into thinking I was getting a genuine Sony Brand cheeseburger when in fact I was only getting an American-made knockoff. I feel soooo damaged!"

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    6. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by executioner · · Score: 1
      I see that Diamond still has their line of "Stealth" video cards. http://www.diamondmm.com/stealth.php I'm trying to find what year these cards initially launched

      the earliest stealth card i remember was in the early ninties like 1991, 1992 don't remember seeing any before that but that doesn't mean there wasn't any.

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    7. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but you can always illegitimately sue. And that is the problem here, I think ... not enough prequalification of frivolous suits by the judiciary. The presumption seems to be that if a suit is brought by a large corporation that it must have merit, but I think we're seeing that that isn't always the case.

      A lot of this may stem from troubles that Xerox and Kleenex had with regard to trademark dilution (or loss.) Both were finding that their tradenames were being used as standard terms. "Here, Xerox this for me" when in fact that copier might be a 3M model, or "hand me a Kleenex, will you?" when the tissues at hand weren't made by Kleenex at all. Neither went overboard on lawsuits, but Xerox did implement an awareness campaign to make people realize that "Xerox" was not a generic term for photocopier. It worked, and the Xerox name is still a trademark and they didn't need to sue any restaurants.

      The problem with corporate IP lawyers is that they are a bit like the caged lions the ancient Romans kept on hand at the Coliseum to eat Christians and so forth. You have to let them out to feed now and then.

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    8. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Way back in the day. I was about 7 or 8 when I first heard about their Stealth cards. I'm 21 now.

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    9. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm trying to find what year these cards initially launched.

      Mid 90's, IIRC - my 1996 Cyrix bomb had a Diamond Stealth card in it. It wasn't any good, mind you - it was the only thing in that box that made the Cyrix processor look good in comparison ...

  53. Makes me want to trademark 'DMCA' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. while it's still available.

  54. Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a VERY good thing. By showing the worst aspects fo the law to the public, there is a larger chance of it getting repealed

  55. Big Business will win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was McDonalds or Disney claiming this, I'd be worried. This guy though? He'll get shut down when he runs into Nintendo of America for releasing F117a Stealth Fighter on the NES.

  56. Re:bittorrent is next by Anonymous+Drunkard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, other "famous marks" owned by this outfit are "Sentra" (someone better tell Nissan to pony up some dough) and "Stradivarius".

    "Stradivarius" IS indeed a trademark - but not belonging to this guy. The Vincent Bach Corporation has been using "Stradivarius" for its top-of-the-line trumpets and trombones since the 1930s.

    I'm waiting for him to sue some nine year old over his alleged trademark of "tree house"!

  57. I've always wondered... by dapic · · Score: 2, Funny

    what "squatting" means without "cyber". Now I know. :(

    My new business model:
    1. Register trademark for cool words in all industries
    2. wait for someone actually develops product that can be described using the word
    3. wait more so the "damage" becomes extensive
    4. file lawsuit
    5. Profit!!!

    1. Re:I've always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Squatting is how drunk girls pee between parked cars.

  58. ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth".

    I had an acquaintance who worked at a company called Via Grafix in Pryor, OK. The company has been around at least since early nineties. Their website is viagrafix.com. He complained to me that they would get all this email about people asking about viagra. He said those people thought it said ViagraFix not ViaGrafix. I guess it was lucky they got the domain long before viagra came along.

    They made a piece of software called DesignCAD, which is a stupid name, because CAD means Computer Aided Design.

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    1. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, but it also drives me nuts when people say "VIN number" on a vehicle.....as VIN is: Vehicle Identification NUMBER......damnit!!

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    2. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VIN number, PIN number, ATM machine...

    3. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by ziekke · · Score: 1

      What about "NIC card"? Or "IP" instead of "IP Address"?

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    4. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get lots of mail about viagra and there is nothing like viagra in my domain name!

    5. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

      NIC Card is correct, since NIC is Network Interface Controller. Not all NICs are cards. Some connect to a parallel port, and some are USB.

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    6. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people at penismightier.com have problems with that too.

    7. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made a piece of software called DesignCAD, which is a stupid name, because CAD means Computer Aided Design.

      Well, obviously someone has to design the computer aided design...software... I mean... umm... *head explodes*

    8. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      ... or "Windows XP - built on NT Technology"?

    9. Re:ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by ziekke · · Score: 1
      NIC can and often does stand for "Network Interface Card".

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+NIC
      - All relevant definitions are "Network Interface Card".

      http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=e xact&Acronym=NIC
      - First hit is "NIC - Network Interface Card (PC Ethernet network card)". "Network Interface Controller" doesn't even show up on the first 3 page.

      Hopefully that's enough, cause this issue really isn't worth any further research ;)

      I will agree that NIC can stand for Controller. However that is not relevant to my previous post as it was in the context of NIC standing for "Network Interface Card".

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  59. Personal Experience by Coventry · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oddly enough, I had a run in with this guy last year, and almost submited a story about it.

    Ok, so my friend and I bought this domain, stealthisidea.com - as in Steal This Idea, and then never did anything with it.

    Last summer, we get a packet, 1 inch thick, telling us we're in violation if his trademark on stealth, and that we were to cease all operations imediatly, and hand over the domain, and be prepared to pay damages.

    Thinking this guy was just mistaken, I called him to clear up the matter. From moment 1 he was rude and abusive on the phone, demanding we meet his demands. After explaining the situation, he seemed to loose all grip with reality. He said we were violating his rights. He said he would have the police seize our computers and shut us down, all sorts of over the top crap. He took a very forceful tone, and quite frankly pissed me off. I told him in no uncertain terms that it was inappropriate to make those threats, and he just starting shouting loudly over me...

    After the phone call, I dug into my records. I'd signed up for some pay-per-month legal service, including the added protection for my business, and yet had never used it. After finding the contact info, I got ahold of 'my lawyer' (actually just a lawyer at the firm asigned to my account) and explained the situation. He had me fax over a copy of the complaint.

    In conversations with the lawyer, he agreed it was a frivilous complaint. You can walk into any hobby store and see models on the shelf for stealth airplanes, no TM symbol to be found next to the word stealth, let alone on the websites of companies that make these planes.

    He spoke with the gentleman (if you can call him that), and asked for the registration numbers of the marks in question - none were ever produced. He told the gentleman that if he got a lawyer to bring a suit agianst us for such a rediculous claim, that he'd request sanctions against that lawyer.

    We never heard from the guy again.

    In the original packet were photocopies of letters to various companies, including JVC, asking them to cease production of various products with Stealth in the name.

    I don't know if this guy actualy owns these marks (we never did get proof, but the fact that I produced a lawyer so fast may have been a deterent), but I do know he is an agressive, rude, and harassing individual.

    The whole thing made me want to go trademark the common term 'sneak' as an alternative - after all, if someone (supposedly) let him register stealth, sneak should be just as valid.

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    1. Re:Personal Experience by Troy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found the original trademark:

      http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/jumpto?f=doc&state=saf2 o6.2.511

      Interestly enough, this search leads to several other Stealth trademarks. I checked for torrent but couldn't find registered to this individual...though I didn't try looking too hard. However, it is obvious that the faster a knowledgeable judge can issue a smack down to this guy, the better.

    2. Re:Personal Experience by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mr. Stoller's and opposers' litigation strategy of delay, harassment and even falsifying documents in other cases is well documented. Leo Stoller, has also been sanctioned, individually, for making material misrepresentations to the Board regarding an applicant's alleged consent to extensions of time.

      http://trademarks.gusmanolaw.com/2003/06/from-ttab -week-of-may-12-2003.html

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    3. Re:Personal Experience by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      The whole thing made me want to go trademark the common term 'sneak' as an alternative - after all, if someone (supposedly) let him register stealth, sneak should be just as valid.

      I've said this before. When people are going out and getting copyrights and patents in order to PREVENT trademark and copyright infringement, that is when you know that intellectual property rights have went too far.

    4. Re:Personal Experience by morzel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd signed up for some pay-per-month legal service, including the added protection for my business, and yet had never used it.
      You guys have pay-per-month legal services???

      How litigious can a society get, when lawyers are just one more utility service. Boggles the mind, really.

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    5. Re:Personal Experience by vidarh · · Score: 1

      For a small business it would be quite reasonable to have a service like that if you don't have enough legal work for it to be worth hiring a full time legal counsel.

    6. Re:Personal Experience by morzel · · Score: 1
      The point is that over here (Europe) you don't need that much legal counsel (yet). If you really require it, you go to a lawyer and pay whatever hourly fees there are to be paid.
      This way, people only go to a lawyer as a last resort. With a monthly fee, I would imagine that people are more inclined to get a lawyer involved since they have already paid for them anyway.

      I don't know how you see it, but imho when small businesses need to get lawyers involved in a dispute they're screwed anyhow.

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    7. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Lawyers do provide more than just litigious services, you know. Depending on what your small business does, it might be quite convenient to have a lawyer on a monthly basis for contract review/draft, permit applications, legal research into relevant laws/regulations, etc. A surprisingly large number of lawyers don't ever actually enter a courtroom professionally.

    8. Re:Personal Experience by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

      Post his phone number... I get vwery bored at 2am!!!

    9. Re:Personal Experience by wfberg · · Score: 1
      The point is that over here (Europe) you don't need that much legal counsel (yet). If you really require it, you go to a lawyer and pay whatever hourly fees there are to be paid.
      This way, people only go to a lawyer as a last resort. With a monthly fee, I would imagine that people are more inclined to get a lawyer involved since they have already paid for them anyway.


      What part of Europe is that? I live in The Netherlands, and I've got legal insurance. It's about EUR 10/month - 1 hour with a lawyer would equal about a year's worth of insurance premiums. So, obviously, it's not used that much. On the other hand, when you need it, especially when your income suddenly comes to a halt (say, a car crash, labor dispute), it pays itself back.


      The rates for the US appear to be about $20/month. I bet Michael Jackson wished he'd paid for it ;-)


      Note that there are all sorts of restrictions on when you can claim legal assistance. They won't pursue frivolous claims for you, for example. If you want that kind a service, you need to get you a lawyer on retainer.

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    10. Re:Personal Experience by Megamote · · Score: 1

      Good comments.

      How do you request sanctions against a lawyer?

  60. Oooh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stealth! Ooh. I said stealth. Oh! I said it again! Oh dear.

  61. Okay...for the record I'm really pissed off. by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

    Who the heck was the idiot who gave this guy the rights to a common word in the English language that's been used for well over a hundred years.

    I don't care if it's a "product name" he's trademarked. Use in any other format that is not his product IS.OUR.RIGHT.

    Time to reform trademark law.

    --
    "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
    1. Re:Okay...for the record I'm really pissed off. by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "Time to reform trademark law."

      Nope -- as you've correctly pointed out, the guy doesn't have a case. The law's working just fine; he's just an idiot.

      --
      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
    2. Re:Okay...for the record I'm really pissed off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laws on the books may be fine, but when it's cheaper to pay someone a significant amount of money rather than defend against a baseless lawsuit, the practice of law has serious problems.

    3. Re:Okay...for the record I'm really pissed off. by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

      Well, technically you're right. He's an idiot, but if the guy's winning cases, and forcing people to NOT use "Stealth" in product names, that's way out of line. I wouldn't mind the laws being reformed to permit words that are common to the english language for the last 50-100 years to be exempt from Trademarking. THAT will shut the guy up once and for all and not to be wasting the court's time.

      --
      "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
  62. Well, he's got precedent... by eclectist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, if SCO can get away with 'producing' litigation for money, why not this guy? Though, I'll admit, picking on Linux/FLOSS is a far cry from picking on the rest of the world

    1. Re:Well, he's got precedent... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Forget picking on the rest of the world, this idiot is picking on the Military. There are plenty of stealth organizations in various different country's that could make him disappear if he got up their collective noses...

  63. Stealth this! by VanWEric · · Score: 1

    Lets see how much his trademark protects him from my super stealth ninja stealth strike force of stealthfully stealthy doom.

    Seriously, it is stuff like this that make America useless. Sometimes, the lawyer speak needs to end and the playground speak has to start: The closest playground analogy would be Stoller as the whiny spoilt kid complaining that it was his kick ball because he dibsed it in september, so no one can now play kick ball ever again. That kid is going to get his butt reeducated with some foot action.

    Don't get me wrong - I think the laws are great. I just think that there should be some way of telling idiots like Stoller to shove it.

    --
    www.olin.edu
  64. Conducting Your Own TESS Search by blckbllr · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're curious and want to know about other "stealth" trademarks, head over to the USPTO database at: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=search&state =embs7e.1.1 and use "stealth[bi] & `RN > 0 & live[ld]" as your search term. You'll pull up lots of live (i.e. enforceable) trademarks still in use using the word "stealth."

    If nothing else, this guy is trying to make a fast buck by playing fast and loose with the trademark laws.

  65. if you can't beat them join them by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i'm just going to beat everyone to the english namespace rush and patent the word "patent", and then patent the business methodology of the process called "patenting"

    all your ip are belong to me

    seriously, how absurd does ip law get?

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:if you can't beat them join them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to copyright the letter sequence 'rediculous', just to force everyone on Slashdot to stop spelling ridiculous incorrectly...

  66. In the programmer driven world... by LordEd · · Score: 1

    laws write you!

    Well, maybe not, but just think what the world would be like if it was written by the programmer who invented clippy.

    You go sit down and start to write a letter...

    1. Re:In the programmer driven world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that Clippy, at its inception, was pretty nifty. It went from being useful to being evil after marketing got a hold of it and decided that it was too cool not to trigger at every opportunity.

  67. Easy Solution. by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This guy needs a good swift kick in the balls.

    Seriously.

    1. Re:Easy Solution. by pens · · Score: 1

      Couldn't have said it better myself

    2. Re:Easy Solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Karma Farmer wrote:

      This guy needs a good swift kick in the balls.

      Good point - but you forgot one part - after the word "balls" should be:

      every afternoon around 2 o'clock until he stops with his nonsense.

      cheers!

      HW

    3. Re:Easy Solution. by alanxyzzy · · Score: 1

      You can't use the word "Easy". It's a trademark. http://www.easy.com/thieves.html

  68. This is /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have our own way to beat the snot outa this scum-bag. Just click here to drive his server costs threw the roof.

    1. Re:This is /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #!/bin/sh

      while true;
      do
      curl http://rentamark.com/ &> /dev/null;
      done

  69. Now hear this!! by Halvy · · Score: 1

    I hearbye anonounce the intention of me, one lowly *Halvy* of SlashDot, to herebuy lay total and unequivering claim and control to all of the words not already patented or copywrited in the universe...

    Ahhhhhnd, ass do also, do lay claim to all words not yet invented, modified or not, whether in word, thought or deed, dreams ...

    From hensforth this day of our..

    --
    I will gladly loose all of life's battles.. in order to win the war..
  70. sorry that this is a bit off topic by Pinefresh · · Score: 1

    but it looks like a troll got hold of some mod points and is modding random comments as redundant.

  71. Another Link by Thnikkaman · · Score: 3, Informative

    The story should contain another link to the guy's site so we could slashdot the asshole. http://www.rentamark.com/

    1. Re:Another Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG... do not go to his website... he uses a freaking java app ad rotator... *vomit*

      I'm all for slashdotting his site into the ground, but my god not at the cost of starting up JRE...

    2. Re:Another Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the heavier pages on his site. (Seems to be getting pretty slow already.)

  72. Watch out Tom McKay! by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

    [adam@adam ~]$ whois leostoller.com

    Domain Name: LEOSTOLLER.COM
    Registrar: REGISTER.COM, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.register.com
    Referral URL: http://www.register.com/
    Name Server: NS1.ONR.COM
    Name Server: NS2.ONR.COM
    Status: ACTIVE
    Updated Date: 16-feb-2005
    Creation Date: 04-jul-2003
    Expiration Date: 04-jul-2006

    Organization:
    Tom McKay
    Tom McKay
    PO Box 201990
    Austin, TX 78720
    US
    Phone: 512-784-9051
    Fax..: 512-219-7724
    Email: ibmfo@yahoo.com

    Registrar Name....: Register.com
    Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
    Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com/

    Domain Name: LEOSTOLLER.COM
    Created on..............: Fri, Jul 04, 2003
    Expires on..............: Tue, Jul 04, 2006
    Record last updated on..: Wed, Feb 16, 2005

    1. Re:Watch out Tom McKay! by dagr8tim · · Score: 1

      I just tried to load up that website and got the good old 404.

      Ping to LEOSTOLLER.COM
      Generated by www.DNSstuff.com at 06:39:51 GMT on 04 Jul 2005.

      Sorry, I could not determine the IP for LEOSTOLLER.COM (error 11004).

      Seems there's no IP for that domain. What's up with that?

      BTW...
      Stealth...Stealth...Stealth...Stealth... Stealth... Stealth...Stealth...Stealth...Stealth...Stealth...

      --
      "Does your computer have IP on it?"
  73. And by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary is wrong. He only sent a C&D letter to stealthisemail.com The site is quite operational...

    I liked the bit about Northrop Grummond paying him $10 to go away.

    BTW, IANAL, but I believe there is such a thing in trademark law as prior commercial use. And I think it would be very difficult to trademark a common English word and then sue everyone who uses it in any commercial context which is what he is doing.

    I mean, that would be like Microsoft suing Windex because they make a cleaner for windows or Apple suing a bakery because they make apple strudels....

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:And by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Not only is there prior commercial use, but a trademark only holds in 1 area. If I wanted to make a computer company called McDonalds I could, because the restaurant doesn't sell computers or software. Also, common english words alone cannot be trademarked. Sting lost a case where his name and a soccer team collided

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    2. Re:And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not interpret this as a slam, because YANAL and are not necessarily expected to know this:

      "Prior commercial use" is not a defense to a trademark. Trademarks are not "creative expression" like a copyright, which rewards (arguably) originality. Trademarks are also not "invention" like something that is patentable, which reqards (again, arguably) a disclosure of original, secret, or forgotten information.

      Trademarks, like the European laws that protect databases, are legal protection for the work that one has put into creating a brand. Trademarks are the IP that is most similar to physical property, because someone has taken a raw resource (a word) and improved it (used the word as a brand name) through their work. The word is not supposed to be deleted from the public domain (it's not rivalrous, after all), but the improved use is protected. The protection is almost always limited to specific types of commerce and specific geographical areas, with the exception of "famous" brands.

      That being said, trademarks and property can be abandoned such that someone else can come along and claim them for their own use and not be liable for infringement or theft, respectively. If I recall correctly (I haven't practiced trademark law recently), in the United States a trademark is considered abandoned if there has been nothing more than a token use in commerce for at least three years.

      Thus (take this with a grain of salt, I would have to perform a trademark clearance), I would be free to start a business called Hudson Motors and create a Hudson brand of cars... similarly, Indian Motorcycle was revived and Oldsmobile may be up for grabs if General Motors' use of the trademark ever truely lapses (remember, they may be selling "genuine" Oldmobile parts for quite a while).

    3. Re:And by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that I can register a trademark and go around suing people who are merely continuing pre-existing marketing campaigns which happen to infringe on my new trademark?

      Or better yet, look for a really cool domain name that someone else is using but is not trademarked, trademark it and then force them to give me the domain name? Even if they have had the domain name for, say, five years prior?

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    4. Re:And by klept · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Very informative and makes sense as the real story. There is a body of law about frivilous lawsuits and abuse of process. In front of any judge that knows what he is doing, this guy would be paying big time to the defedent. I've seen cases where it happened. Most courts have no tolorance for this kind of garbage.

    5. Re:And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine that the parent is anything other than a smartass reply, so...

      yes.

      under certain conditions.

      some of which are self-evident and some of which I won't point out because my charitable feelings have dissipated for some reason.

    6. Re:And by Alsee · · Score: 1

      that would be like Microsoft suing Windex because they make a cleaner for windows or Apple suing a bakery because they make apple strudels

      Pardon me while I go file two patent applications....

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    7. Re:And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Also, common english words alone cannot be trademarked. Sting lost a case where his name and a soccer team collided

      Er, yes they can. However, if you trademark a common word, you are only granted a "weak" trademark.

      For example, if your name is Smith, you can trademark "Smith Computers" but you'll just have to grin and take it if your cousin/uncle/brother/some-guy-down-the-street-with -the-same-family-name
      opens a joint with a similar name.

      However, weak trademarks can be converted to "strong" trademarks via your marketing actions. Spend a shitload of money to the point that a reasonable person would assume any use of the mark is yours and voila strong trademark.

      Note: I'm not a lawyer, this is based on my research from when I was planning on incorporating.

  74. Thats not the worst of it. by Professor_Oak · · Score: 2, Informative

    He claims to own the rights to words such as treehouse and even words such as walk and smile! and claims to own the rights to many phrases including "Thank You" Heres a list of words he claims to own: http://rentamark.com/Wordmarks/wordmarks.html And a list of phrases: http://rentamark.com/e-marks/A-D/a-d.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/E-I/e-i.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/J-O/j-o.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/P-S/p-s.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/T-Z/t-z.html Quite a few movie titles are included. For example: Terminator and Sahara ".com" is even claimed to be trademarked. Its like they picked a list ofwords randomly from a dictionary.

    1. Re:Thats not the worst of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going through the lists of words and phrases there that are trademarked, I couldnt find the phrase "Rent a mark", or the words "rent", "a" or "mark". I hope he doesnt ./, cause i'm guessing he'll ask for royalties to use my name before long... Trebek: I'm not selling 'the Penis Mightier' Connery: Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek...

    2. Re:Thats not the worst of it. by klang · · Score: 1

      ABANDONMENT OF RATIONAL THOUGHT

      is second on the list of phrases ... oh the irony

  75. good on him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hope he takes down enuf biggies to make someone fix the system.

  76. Re:Stealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are indeed some really messed up mods out there.

    Maybe, but your post sucked anyway. It was an obvious non funny attempt at the karma whoring.

  77. Re:bittorrent is next by suwain_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A.) "Terminator" is on that list. I hear someone in the California executive branch might have something to say about that.

    B.) The logos are the ugliest things I've ever seen (goatse included), and half of them don't even load.

    C.) Is "renting" your trademarks out actually a legitimate business strategy?

    I'm actually not sure that's quite what goes on. If I'm understanding this correctly, people pay $300 a year so that RentAMark.com can "proclaiming to the world" that the phrase "tree house" "is famous, well known, in use and not abandoned."

    --
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  78. So I guess he's in the business of "everything" by TX297 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All prior art aside, I thought you could only "license" or "defend" your trademark if a rival company decided to market things in your area or business but as far as I see it, he's suing/threatening anyone using the word "stealth" in any context. I haven't seen his company make any military bombers lately, or movie bombs for that matter. Someone tell me I'm not being outrageous in my claims )even though IANAL)... oh wait. -TX297

  79. Re:bittorrent is next by pandich · · Score: 4, Funny

    His logos are genius. Simply put, the most profound use of the pixel since Pong. The colors are bold, never sassy, bright and in your face. The word "Sentra" becomes more than mere syllables or phonemes: it becomes a visual orgasm!

  80. High Quality Stuff Here, Folks! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    Take a look at his catalog of fabulous tradmarks right here. Some high quality stuff here, folks!

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:High Quality Stuff Here, Folks! by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Just looking at that website makes me angry.

      --
      Synergy is your friend
  81. Re:Stealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There are indeed some really messed up mods out there.

    no joke. I guess they can do it because they are hiding behind the 'moderator curtain'

  82. Why I don't do this. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I could go around sueing everyone for everything, but ya know if ya bother the wrong person, you might end up with a bad case of lead poisoning.

    I may not be rich, but I don't think anyone wants me dead.

  83. Just WOW by GraZZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From Rentamark.com's Cease & Desist Section:

    There are no well-known trademarks, service marks, trade names and/or domain names that have not already been adopted by some other company first; as in the case at bar. In the same manner that there is not any real property in the 21st Century that can be acquired for free or homesteaded. There is no free well-known intellectual property left in the 21st Century. No free rides!

    I don't even know where to begin with this guy...

    1. Re:Just WOW by flieghund · · Score: 1

      I think 21st Century Insurance and Century 21 Real Estate should send some C&D letters to this guy for libeling their companies' good names!

      --
      "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum." MSE USC APX AIA CSI CASp
  84. Benelux by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you call paying $20M to Lindows/Linspire in a settlement "winning".

    That may have happened in the United States, but Microsoft got a much more favorable result out of the courts in Belgium, Netherland(s), and Luxemb(o)urg.

    1. Re:Benelux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft only got a preliminary injunction in Benelux, and Lindows didn't even find out about until after it happened, and thus had no opportunity to present any rebuttal - it didn't actually go to trial.

  85. Lol, chalk me up on this list. by necrofluxneo · · Score: 0

    I'm not going to say for what, but I've received a letter from this fuckwad myself as a small business owner attempting to sell a product using the word "stealth" as only part of the product name. People who get by in life litigating (or just threatening litigation) with no basis are IMHO absolute scum. The state of IP in this country is such that almost any product offering is going to be subject to some sort of IP infraction - it's almost a necessity to either stay under the radar or make enough money to afford defending against meritless cases such as this.

  86. "_Mac_ OS 9" by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apple was rather careful from the outset to inform everyone that it should be called "Mac OS 9" and not "OS 9".

    Microware's point of view was that they didn't need a win, just needed a legal basis to show that they hadn't abandond their trademark.

    Essentially, the ruling was exactly that, and, IIRC, left the door open to revisit the issue if Apple were to drop the "Mac" part or attempt to use Mac OS 9 to enter the real-time domain.

    1. Re:"_Mac_ OS 9" by jejones · · Score: 1

      Apple was rather careful from the outset to inform everyone that it should be called "Mac OS 9" and not "OS 9".

      Perhaps, but that's not what people did. Take a look at comp.os.os9; as recently as June 14, 2005, a post there shows the confusion still exists, and back at the time of the suit the newsgroup was full of people asking Macintosh questions.

    2. Re:"_Mac_ OS 9" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Microsoft was forced by a banking related software company to call its spreadsheet program "Microsoft Excel" everywhere, even in the menu bar, and in every drop-down menu because it already held the trademark for "Excel" as bank related software. Strangely, I can find no memory of this company in Google. Read this in Byte / ComputerWorld many moons ago.

  87. Re:Stealth by FLEB · · Score: 1

    Well, for one, it wasn't very stealthy.

    "Stealth Stealth Stealth"

    It was right there, clear as day.

    --
    Information wants to be free.
    Entertainment wants to be paid.
    You just want to be cheap.
  88. I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that we rename this site StealthDot, to protest this moron's idiotic claims.

  89. has anyone noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Torrent' is one-a-dem.

  90. Fight Fire with Fire by kb9vcr · · Score: 1

    That's it! I'm going to trademark the following words:

    'copyright', 'patent', 'application', 'for', 'file', 'specification', 'US patent', 'office', 'trademark', 'law', and every other word used to fill out and contained on the patent and trademark filing forms. (this post obviously being the first and only ever use of these words ;)

    Hopefully I can sue companies the moment they apply for using my newly trademarked words and stop this madness.

  91. Re:Stealth by Squiffy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, beans, and stealth.

    And while I'm at it, I might as well say something that gets me around the lameness filter. I believe this ought to suffice.

  92. Trademarking freedom by relaxrelax · · Score: 1


    The church of scientology trademarked the word "freedom" in several languages.

    So why don't they sue president Bush for renaming french fries as "freedom fries"??? Oh those laws are just for the powerful to squash the non-powerful. Never mind any other combo.

    See how ridiculous this gets? If we don't watch it software patents, dictionnary word trademarks, and patents over *business plans* will poison normal communication over the 'net.

    I can still say 'net without being arrested by the man, right?

    Can I sue every other copyright owner over the word "copyright" since for some reason I trademarked it??

    --
    Microsoft is pure dog-ma. FreeBSD is pure cat-ma.
    1. Re:Trademarking freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about trukma? :(

  93. so the obvious question is by discogravy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    can this guy's name be trademarked?

  94. absurd by suparjerk · · Score: 1

    I should claim I own oxygen and that everyone is stealing from me by inhaling.

    --
    I caught the Mountain Wumpus! He gave me his treasure chest ($100) to let him go free again.
  95. Patent for a FART by The+Bandit · · Score: 0

    I want to submit a patent on farting. This way, no one can fart unless I say so. I demand $0.01 per fart per person throughout any country that is stupid enough to grant me this patent. And $1,000,000.00 per fart by those that give me the patent

  96. Smacks of fahrenheit 451... by bani · · Score: 1

    ...use the system to destroy itself.

    really, we need lots more idiots like this. the USPTO system needs to be ground to a screeching halt, tied up in endless frivolous lawsuits like this.

    only then will legislators get motivated enough to fix the system.

  97. The day they shot the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In one of Heinline's later future histories they refer to 'the day they shot all the lawyers.'

    Add spammers and I'm game - How does August 6th work for everybody?

    sign me,
    Anonymous yet well armed Coward

  98. I think given his other actions by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's safe to say he's a fucking sumbag. As the article noted, the purpose of a trademark is to prevent consumer confusion. So if I created Sycraft Amplifiers you cannot also go create Sycraft Amplifiers, that are much cheaper and inferior quality, and snag consumers with brand confusion.

    I mean the guy sued Northrop for fuck sake. Nobody is going to confuse a B-2 Stealth bomber with anything this retard could make. He lacks the means to make military stealth aircraft, and the B-2 was first anyhow.

    It's pretty clear this guy is just a scumbag who wants to leech money while doning nothing of value. I'm quite sure every dollar he collected for "charity" would have gone right in to his pocket.

    1. Re:I think given his other actions by deimtee · · Score: 1

      It wasn't over the actual bomber, it was over a line of toy models they were making.

      --
      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    2. Re:I think given his other actions by todu · · Score: 1

      I mean the guy sued Northrop for fuck sake. Nobody is going to confuse a B-2 Stealth bomber with anything this retard could make. He lacks the means to make military stealth aircraft, and the B-2 was first anyhow.

      He is probably a sumbag just as you say. However he may be a little less of a scumbag if one reads the below quote from this post:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=154766&cid =12977400

      The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment.

      "We resolved it in a way that achieved our business purposes without in any way agreeing that Mr. Stoller's assertions were correct," said Tom Henson, a Northrop Grumman spokesman.

    3. Re:I think given his other actions by Christian+Benesch · · Score: 1

      > Nobody is going to confuse a B-2 Stealth bomber with anything this retard could make. He lacks the means to make military stealth aircraft No!! *His* aircrafts are just much much better at hiding than those clumsy B2 things...

    4. Re:I think given his other actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saying that Northrup makes toys?
      I don't think so.

    5. Re:I think given his other actions by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Heheheh... where's my damn mod points when I need them?

    6. Re:I think given his other actions by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      He is probably a sumbag just as you say. However he may be a little less of a scumbag if one reads the below quote from this post:

      No, he is still a scumbag. The quote just proves that even though Northrop produces some of the most powerful military hardware in the world, they are a bunch of pussies.

      --
      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    7. Re:I think given his other actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My impression was that it wasn't that Northrup were making toys - it was that they were licensing the stealth bomber image to toy companies. Close enough.

  99. Stealth Post by spudchucker · · Score: 1

    Hey! -- that NASA probe hit that comet thing.

  100. Microsoft got away with it. by salparadyse · · Score: 1

    You can't even name software using a word that sounds like Windows! Copyrighting the English language is foolish but not without precedent.

    1. Re:Microsoft got away with it. by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....

      the X windows system?
      Windowmaker?

      just to name 2...

    2. Re:Microsoft got away with it. by salparadyse · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of Lindows and Microsoft's argument that to even sound like "windows" was not allowed.

    3. Re:Microsoft got away with it. by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of Lindows and Microsoft's argument that to even sound like "windows" was not allowed

      Well, Lindows was not just a software product, it was a name used for branding an operating system. One could argue that the name was specifically intended to be similar to that of a competing product from Microsoft.

      Had it been the name for a product like cygwin for example, it is far less likely that MS would have won their case.

  101. Sounds a lot like... by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    What has been happening with Firefox.. err Firebird.. err Pheonix.. err.. That damned new web browser from Mozilla.

    How long before more of these "Stealth" (tm) words are trademarked? Should it be allowable to trademark dictionary words? I mean come on, it's implying ownership to a word, something that we need in language to describe something. Sure, other words can be used, but what if we're trying to rhyme or something?

    By the way, I love the rediculous improbable slashdot stories.

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    1. Re:Sounds a lot like... by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      What has been happening with Firefox.. err Firebird.. err Pheonix.. err.. That damned new web browser from Mozilla.

      Stealthfox?

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    2. Re:Sounds a lot like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the case of Phoenix/Firebird/Firefox the conflicting names were both also computer software. Would you expect to be able to sell, say, a movie-editing software package called Excel? There does, however, exist a corporation called Excel Switching, but they don't have any products (software or otherwise) called "Excel", but under this Stealth guy's logic, Microsoft should sue them.

      Whether using the same name for different kinds of software is legal is of course ultimately up to the courts; there is quite a bit of room for interpretation in trademark law. My personal opinion is that in the case of Phoenix BIOS, there was little risk of any kind of confusion, but in the case of Firebird database, they were a bit too closely related and genuine confusion could occur - e.g. namespace confusion when installed on the same machine, or what do I get if I type "emerge firebird" on Gentoo etc. - and even if it isn't illegal, it's impolite to choose a name used by another project, especially when both are open source and reasonably well-known.

      Additionally, I thought that Firebird was the worst of the three names for the browser, and I still think Thunderbird is an annoyingly silly name for a mail client.

  102. Will he threaten to sue OSTG ... by Ixitar · · Score: 1

    ... for having stealth in the title of a discussion topic?

  103. Re:WOW by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 1
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  104. I think... by nixers · · Score: 1

    I guess Hideo Kojima of Konami studios could also get sued by this bitch, over the Metal Gear Solid series. The word Stealth is used almost everywhere.

    This guy better not push it, or else the united states army is going to take him for a long long massage... and then a very soothing swimming lesson in the ocean. Don't the U.S. and the U.K. Army put the word stealth on almost anything new they make?

    1. Re:I think... by catprog · · Score: 1

      RTFA The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment.

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  105. Busy day at "rentamark.com" by jmiles · · Score: 1

    Heh. I just called the phone number (773-283-3880) posted prominently throughout the website of this guy's "agency". Not surprisingly, his voice mailbox is full :-)

    That's quite a Chicago accent he's got there though...

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  106. Check out his JOBS page... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Jobs

    Rentamark is engaged in full-blown legal warfare to protect its intellectual property. Currently there are no well-known trademarks available. Every one of Rentamark's famous trademarks are being infringed and/or third parties are attempting to register.

    Rentamark is engaged in a full blown legal warfare to protect its famous trademarks from infringers. Rentamark is seeking former prosecutors, Judges, TTAB staff members, CIA, FBI and other individuals with a legal and/or law enforcement background to assist Rentamark in its policing of its famous trademarks.

    Rentamark is especially interested in attorneys, commissioners or former judges who have had previous experience on state Attorney Disciplinary Commissions who are expert in dealing with attorney disciplinary issues in order to file Attorney Disciplinary Complaints against opposing counsel that may violate the state Professional Code of Responsibility while attempting to prosecute a fraudulent trademark application, Opposition, Petition to Cancel and/or District Court Proceeding. Please send your resume to jobs@rentamark.com

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  107. Re:bittorrent is next by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    We are safe , its actually um Bitt-orrent um cough.

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  108. Make the nuisance bringers pay the court costs by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
    Like it said in the article, even the judges are getting fed up with this guy. There needs to be some changes to the way lawsuits are handled.

    A suggestion would be to make it manditory for the loser of a nuisance lawsuit to have to pay all attorney and court costs... or at least an option the judge can apply if he/she sees fit (and make the judge show cause why it didn't apply if they don't impose it). Then a putz like this guy will think twice before he brings a bullshit lawsuit. He'll think about how much he would be paying with all the court costs and attorney's fees when he loses. And from the sounds of it (i.e. the number of judges who threw out his various cases and their comments...), he would have run out of money a long time ago.

    Anyway, if something like this were in place, I think you would see a lot less of these kinds of cases. Business would flow a lot more smoothly, and the courts would get a break from going over these ridiculous cases. Mind you, the trial lawyers would probably throw a fit if you brought something like this in, in the 'States. Some of them might actually be forced to play tennis with their tennis shoes, instead of chasing ambulances. ;-)

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    1. Re:Make the nuisance bringers pay the court costs by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think a "loser pays" system would vastly reduce the number of cases seen by the courts. That would save everyone time and effort. But it would also have a chilling effect on people who have real grievances.

      So I would amend the suggestion to state that the judge could apply the remedy in extreme circumstances. For example, when any lawyer with even a cursory knowledge of the facts and arguments driving the case would recognize its total lack of merit. Lawyers who bring such cases to trial should also be punished in some way. For example, being barred from practicing law for a month or so on the first offense, and bungee hanging on the second.

      I would also add some protections against defendants who, expecting to win the case, drive up their own court costs beyond a reasonable level, whether the goal was to bankrupt the plaintiff or just to be "extra sure" that they won the case.

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  109. He has not gone after Nmap by fv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He doesn't seem to be going after open source software yet. Maybe he figures that we can't afford to pay him off. My Nmap (Stealth) Security Scanner comes up as result #4 in a Google search for "stealth", higher than the upcoming movie and some other sites he has sued/threatened. Yet I haven't received anything. Not that I feel disappointed and left out or anything ...

    -Fyodor (who is now resuming the search for SCO products or marketing messages talking about Stealth ;)

  110. What to read something truely funny? by dagr8tim · · Score: 1

    A quick google of 'Leo Stoller' came up with these random links. The first lists the federal Lexus database entries. Seems he is trying to trademark works like "racket" and "tennis". http://www.biglist.com/lists/lists.inta.org/tmtopi cs/archives/0404/msg00092.html What the hay...rather than filter though all these links myself. Feel free to look at the google search yourself. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Leo+Stoller

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  111. Because they don't care, more or less by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Going to court is expensive. Even if it's short and you win, it's still expensive. That's why the RIAA use lawsuit threats all the time now. Their evidence is pretty shaky when you get right down to it, and if it was cheap peopel would go to court over it but as is you'll spend more on a lawyer even if you win than they want up front.

    So Northrop is only really concerned about their actual aircraft. The money they make from any sort of game licensing is shit compared to the actual money on the aircraft. Who knows if they can even charge it, being it's taxpayer money going for the planes? At any rate, so long as they can call the actual aircraft stealth, they are happy. Well, if $10 and a smile makes this asshole go away, great. No reason to go and spend tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in court fighting it, espically since there's always the chance, no matter how remote, you could lose.

    As to your other questions: Yes the jet is prior art (not the B-2, but the F-117A, deployed 1982), and the USPTO is about as fucked up as it could possibly be.

  112. Stealth technique of the Ninja's by BlueYoshi · · Score: 1

    I think he need to tell him about the ninja's gang because the use of the term of stealth technique in there marketing campaign

    When he sue the ninja's....

    Well it must exist a chine saying about "never sue ninja's"

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  113. "In All Uses" does not a Trademark make? by sinewalker · · Score: 1
    Um, I'm pretty sure that trademark law limits the trademark to a specific industry? Hence Apple (the record distributor) could not sue Apple Computer Inc because Apple C makes computers, not records, or music stuff (only now, with iPod, that's being revisited)...

    Duh.

    I'm glad I don't subscribe to NYTimes and therefore cannot verify the Fine Article...

    Of course, this guy might own a heck of a lot of trademarks...

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  114. Re:Stealth by Clock+Nova · · Score: 2, Funny
    Stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, beans, and stealth.


    SHUT UP!

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  115. How far has he got? by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Anyone can get pretty far, because everyone is allowed the right to give their argument, and if you have enough money you could appeal any ridiculous plight. So I do not think it is suprising. I just hope he realises that I have international trademarks on the word STEAL so I want 83.33% of all his earnings. (think about it). I just hope some TEA merchant doesn't try and take a piece of my well thought out pie.

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    1. Re:How far has he got? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      ...You forgot Electronic Arts.

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  116. Re:bittorrent is next by bmo · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Nissan would say about his rendition of "Sentra" (same page). It's clearly an invented word, and not found in the dictionary.

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  117. Trademark registered, considered dead by USPTO by canadacow · · Score: 1

    According to the USPTO, Leo's stealth trademark #74724050 was considered dead and unenforceable after April, 1999.

  118. Trademark in Question by PipOC · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe that this http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=2 cq9aq.5.2 is the trademark that this guy holds, and it seems to cover an extremely large array of products and services. Special event planning, training services in the field of trademark law, litigation and trademark licensing; amusement arcades, amusement parks featuring amusement rides and attractions, animal training, arranging and conducting education conferences, arranging ticket reservations for athletic competitions, shows and other entertainment events, educational testing, modeling for artists, motion picture theatres, movie studios, multi-media entertainment software for production services; music production services; news analysis and features distribution; news reporting services; officiating at sports contests; organizing community sporting and cultural events; photography services, physical fitness consultation, planetariums, portrait photography; preparing subtitles for movies and live theatrical events; production and distribution radio, television commercials and motion pictures, production of radio and television programs and film studies; providing a computer game that may be accessed network wide by network users, providing continuing legal education courses and fitness and exercise facilities; providing information on-line relating to computer games and computer enhancements for games, providing news in the nature of current events reporting and information in the field of employment training; providing recognition and incentives by the way of awards to demonstrate excellence in the fields of law, medicine, sports, computer hardware, accounting, nursing and secretaries; publication of journals; rental of artwork, rental of computer game programs, rental of films, rental of golf equipment, rental of photographic equipment, rental of video games and rolling skating rinks

    1. Re:Trademark in Question by Frodrick · · Score: 1

      What's the number of the trademark? I tried the link, and it just gets me an expired session.

    2. Re:Trademark in Question by PipOC · · Score: 1

      Serial Number : 78286127

      This link is good http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=doc&state=p4 cp35.8.1

  119. I Know How To Fix This... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    I know how to goad the normally corporate asskissing stooges in DC to do something to fix this little mess they spawned from their loins from their whoring around. I'm going to trademark "Democrat" and "Republican" as well as the elephant and donkey symbols. Then I'm going to sue as many so called partisans as possible. ;P

    But, they'll probably just send me to Gitmo for my trouble... Or, if I really tick them off, I'll be "rendered" to Uzbekistan where they can boil me alive.

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  120. Stop the planet... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    I wanna throw this guy off.

    On the other hand... since he's been harassing Northrup-Grumann, d'ya suppose that a test warhead might accidently fall on his business? One can hope... And since it's 7/4, no one will notice one more explosion :)

    Ah, and others ask what the "smash head here" on my mousepad is for...

  121. Correction to Stealth Article by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Actually, stealthisemail.com was not shut down as the article says. They actually stood up to him and refused to shut down.

    BTW, if Leo Stoller is reading this...

    Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth Stealth

    I'm low on toilet paper and could use a few inch thick packets of cease and desist letters.

    http://www.i8-d.com/stealth.html :D

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  122. Re:bittorrent is next by kilraid · · Score: 1
    The logos are the ugliest things I've ever seen

    I liked best the picture of a koala with a text "Bear in mind".

  123. You have got to be kidding[TM] me. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    I think it's time that the United States codified a broad, sweeping appeal to "common sense" in federal law that judges at all levels could/can employ at their own discretion, like some other nations have done. To my eye, a situation like this one would be an ideal use of the law.

    Yes, a codified basis in "common sense" increases the potential for judicial abuse in some cases, or for rulings that are controversial and can't be reduced to a single important point in case law, but judges can be removed and decisions can ultimately be overturned if too many others deem them inappropriate, and at this point in the historical narrative, it seems that we've veered so far into legislation and litigation that for every one of the most simple decisions that need to be made in life by the most unimportant of parties, an army of layers is needed, to descend into endless minutiae and discern the multiple various and sundry legal ramifications.

    It's truly sad that "you can't even take a crap without first consulting a lawyer" is no longer biting sarcasm but is rather informed legal advice.

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  124. He's violating my rights! by spamspamspamspam · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, I trademarked the word 'Fucktard'. Clearly this guy is infringing on my legal rights by continually and wantonly being a Fucktard Royale with Cheese.

  125. Other words he claims to own by serutan · · Score: 1

    Among the hundred plus on his list are...

    amazon
    capuccino
    download
    hacker
    keyboard
    n ews
    online
    poker
    smart
    technology
    zesty

    I did a TESS search for Stealth with owner Stoller and he does indeed seem to have registered it, but it looks like it was in connection with some sporting goods company he was involved with in 1985. However, searches for several other words on the above list all came up with zip.

    It's a shame that people with a history of making groundless legal threats can't be prosecuted like the common vandals they are. I see Stoller's actions as no different from slashing tires or throwing rocks through people's windows.

  126. Not as bad as it needs a by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    "-1, missed the joke" mod.

    1. Re:Not as bad as it needs a by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      *0 I disagree mod perhaps

  127. Slashdot the bastard!!! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://rentamark.com/

    And remember to hold down the "Shift" key when you hit "refresh"

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  128. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by indaba · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why do people on /. continue to think that it's OK to copy entire articles ?

    It's not OK. It's not stealing, or theft or any other verb like that ; those are emotive words that also don't acurately reflect what has happened.

    What has happened is copyright infringment ; an unlawful act.

    The NY Times creates this content, it has to pay a writer, support a webserver, pay bandwidth bills.
    In return, for creating this content for u to read, all they ask is that u look at some ads.

    I think that's a reasonable exchange, that I agreed to. If you don't think it's reasonable, then you shouldn't break the law to allow others to circumvent it.

  129. Someone is not doing their homework - 594 others by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

    Quick search for the word "Stealth" in USPTO shows 595 Hits, things from "Sprocket wheels and transmission systems for land vehicles, particularly sprocket wheels for motorcycle chains" to buletproof clothing, to aquarium heaters to "molecular biological tools" to clothing line named "CATIMINI" (which apparently translates as STEALTH)

    Trademark has to apply to something specific and he clearly does not own all of them. While you can file a suit for any reason, does not mean you can win.

    -Em

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  130. Re:Stealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it hasnt got much stealth in it...

    I DONT LIKE STEALTH!

  131. Someone trademark his name! by macshune · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm against unmitigated douchebaggery just as much as the next slashdotter, so I'm going to suggest that someone should really trademark this guy's name.

    Then, every time he serves someone with legal papers, the trademarkee can write a C&D filled with flowerly language to him because the real, trademarked Leo "The Marktard" Stoller would never be such a mean person.

    1. Re:Someone trademark his name! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      douchebaggery

      Please cease and desist from using the word "douchebaggery" since I own the trademark to this (including, but not limited to, dipthong, the word and the punctuation mark). Consequences for non-compliance include calling you on the phone at 3am and screaming shrilly and incoherently, followed soon, on your front doorstep, by a flaming bag of poo.

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  132. Re:Stealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only was it unfunny, but it wasn't even a trademark use of the word 'stealth'. OP has clearly failed to grasp the issue being discussed..

  133. Re:bittorrent is next by Valacosa · · Score: 1

    I clicked the link. Ugh, what's with all those wordart graphics that look like they were created on a Tandy 1000?

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  134. ok.. by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    now it's Stelth. So there.

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  135. GPL...?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    guess its time for us to come up with a GPL for words in the english language too

  136. some chutzpah! from the FA by toby · · Score: 3, Funny

    The guy claims to own "chutzpah" as well. What a putz.

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  137. Check out Kembrew.com by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    Among many other interesting antics, he trademarked the phrase "Freedom of Expression" . . .

  138. what a jerk by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    i've read the articles and links posted and i can't believe what a jerk this guy is. it looks he just has way to much time on his hand is trying to squeeze every penny outta his trademark. those who don't want to fight will sucuumb to his demands or at least negotiate. others who know a bit of the law will just ignore him.

    we should just register more stealthis______ domains and actually see this guy in action. i'm quite interested in seeing that 1" thick paperwork.

    is there anyway to revoke someone's copyright if they abuse it?

  139. Being a jerk by streepje · · Score: 1

    With that attitude, this guy could do the world a big favour.

    He should register a patent on "being a jerk" and then sue anyone else who tried to be such a jerk.

  140. stealthisemail.com is down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks up to me.

  141. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people on /. continue to think that it's OK to copy entire articles ?

    There are a variety of reasons, but in this case, it's because most people don't want to go to the hassle of registering with the NY Times to view an article. Sure, you can go to bugmenot (like I did), but that's almost as much hassle as registering.

    Yes, it's copyright infringement, but I think that the benefit it provides (more people RTFA, leading to better discussion) outweighs any harm the NY Times suffers.

    They lose ad revenue, but they also don't have to pay for the bandwidth of thousands of slashdotters viewing the article on their servers. (Note that this will never happen, unless they remove their registration requirement.)

    Unlawful? Yes. Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits, which is the only reason I can think of for requiring "free" registration.

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  142. Looks like he has been specifically tageting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..the Aviation industry.

    TurboJet, AirFrame, Aerospace, Stealth.

  143. Just like ugg boots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of what happened in Australia to the word ugg. Ugg had for 30 years plus been used to describe sheep skin boots, or ugg boots.

    Along comes some American company, trademarks the name and stops people using it, and even forced a dictionary company to rewrite the definition of the word.

    I'd like to trademark the word 'football' or 'baseball' and prevent anyone from using them unless they pay fees. :)

    I can't understand how stuff like this happens, and how people can get away with it. Where are the sanity police when you need them?

    Cheers.

  144. Re:bittorrent is next by dagr8tim · · Score: 1

    it seems that his company owns the trademark for the word "torrent" Thanks for the post. Now I have a new list of words to try to use as often as I possibly can. Infact, we all need to use these words as often as possible.

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  145. Interesting take on law... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think.

    Interestingly enough, Godel's incompletness theorum should apply to legal affairs. The more laws you pass, and the more exact you make them, the more loopholes you open up, so a programmer couldn't actually do any better. The most complete law that could be written would be something like, 'Do onto others, as you would have them do to you', which is chock full of ambiguity. Even that one wouldn't work in actual practice, as those stupid Cristians have been demonstrating for the last two thousand years...

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    1. Re:Interesting take on law... by cyclomedia · · Score: 0

      >'Do onto others, as you would have them do to you' i would have people do oral sex unto me, but wouldn't always be keen to do it unto others.

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  146. Even he is trademarked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy's a Total Fag®

  147. Academy Award(r) ? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Columbia Pictures has brought a civil action in federal court in Chicago, seeking a declaratory judgment that its use of the title "Stealth" for a movie scheduled for release on July 29, 2005, does not infringe upon or dilute Leo Stoller's purported rights in the mark STEALTH. Columbia Pictures Indus., Inc. v. Stoller et al., Civil Action No. 05-C-2052 (N.D. Ill.).

    "The Motion Picture 'Stealth,' starring Academy Award®-winner Jamie Foxx, Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, and Sam Shephard, tells the fictional story of a top-secret military program involving a fully autonomous and very lethal prototype stealth fighter bomber that unexpectedly develops human-like consciousness."


    Oh the irony

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  148. Some other trademarks this persons holds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He also owns some other trademarks like ( http://www.rentamark.com/ ):
    Annihilator, Ambush, Aerospace, Stradivarius, Intruder, Airframe, Torrent, Book Review, Free Speech...

  149. Trademarking words is dumb by Dracos · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And trademarking 800 year old words is totally moronic.

  150. Your anti-DRM mission today: Lesbian Strapon porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  151. Harmless nut by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    From his rent-a-mark site: (probably infringing copyright by pasting):

    Somewhere out there is a bullet with your company's name on it. Somewhere out there is a competitor, unknown to you, that is trading off your brand, building common law rights in your brand and waiting to ambush your company with a trademark infringement lawsuit. You can't dodge that bullet. You're going to have to shoot first. You're going to have to outsmart your competitor with a Rentamark Trademark Brand Checkup annually. This checkup will reveal these unknown competitors who are waiting to ambush your company with an Opposition, Petition to Cancel your Trademark and/or file a Trademark Infringement lawsuit against your company.

    Then further down the page this caught my eye:

    Remember your brand could be worth over $1,000,000 (one million dollars) and
    your brand could be ailing or is being knocked off and needing repair.


    You don't phrase "$1,000,000 (one million dollars)" like that unless you specifically mean that exact figure and are actually involved in a transaction. This guy is clearly on the same lines as a Nigerian scam and can safely be ignored. Yes he has been taking legal action but the makers of the stealth bomber can handle one little nut job im sure. Pitty about the smaller companies he has targetted, I hope they don't get footed with a big legal bill.

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  152. eh? by dexomn · · Score: 1

    I suppose he knows those fucktards that think they own the moon.

  153. Re:$10 by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

    Someone please explain to me how someone replied to a flamebait comment and talked about pissing on someone and was modded insightful.

    Oh, wait..

    This is Slashdot.


    Aero

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  154. The guy's a patriot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After all, the best way to get a law repealed is to enforce it strictly. How better to illustrate the stupidity of IP laws and the loser-pays legal system than to be completely over the top like this?

  155. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits

    How is this "immoral," especially given that the people being tracked are anonymous? All they're doing is learning that, say, people who read a lot of articles about tennis also tend to follow British politics, or that hardly anyone makes it through to the last page of Joe Reporter's economics stories. It doesn't carry the slightest possibility of hurting anyone.

  156. Copyright on 'the' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm copyrighting the word 'the', all your money are belong to us.

  157. Million dolloar typo? by sabertiger · · Score: 1

    TFA mentions that the military "paid Mr. Stroller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark." Did they leave out the word "million"? It seemed hard to believe a large trademark case can be easily settled with only ten dollars.

    1. Re:Million dolloar typo? by LowbrowDeluxe · · Score: 1

      I can believe it was only ten dollars. If nothing else the precedent that they caved and gave him any money at all is probably worth far more than the legal battle he would have lost if he'd actually had to go toe-to-toe with them.

  158. terrifying? by martin100 · · Score: 1

    yeah real terrifying, some lunatic is an idiot. so what.

  159. German guy by jeorgen · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a German guy, a lawyer I believe, who is much worse than this guy, and sueing anything in sight? Anyone got information on him?

    1. Re:German guy by Ihlosi · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a different case. Since we've got the "loser pays" system over here, the "German guy" had to make sure that his cases had at least some legal foothold. He also did go to court in some cases and won. There are also some passages in trademark law over here that lend themselves very well to exploiting and extortion-like activities (basically, someone holding a trademark can ask a lawyer to send out letters to infringers of that trademark demanding that they stop and pay the lawyer's fee (usually XXXX ), _or_ go to court. Most people are cowed by this and pay, because they most likely thing they've infringed the trademark (for example, by mentioning the word on their web page) and think they will lose in court).

    2. Re:German guy by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      you are probably referring to von Gravenreuth, search /. (comments, not stories) for that name or go here.

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  160. He seems to be gearing up for more by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    http://www.rentamark.com/sample/psb1.htm

    He has about 100 common phrases done up as very cheap logos. I'm wondering if he's going to use these as the basis for lawsuits eventually.

    There's gotta be a way to retaliate against this guy.

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    1. Re:He seems to be gearing up for more by Technician · · Score: 1

      He has about 100 common phrases done up as very cheap logos

      If you consider word art logos.

      I'm tempted to put up a web site selling tree houses.

      Wait for a packet.

      Tell him to C & D.

      Selling an apple in the supermarket and calling it an apple isn't diluting Apple computer's trademark. Selling tree houses and calling them tree houses also isn't dilluting his trademark. Selling windows in a home improvement store isn't infringing on any of Microsoft's trademarks.

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  161. Thank You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what I want to know.

    If a psycho serial killer is goin to go around cutting people's heads off, why go after young beautiful women like they always do???

    As long as you're a psychopath killer, go after some of these spammers who are wasting everyone's time and leave the girls alone. Just once I'd like to hear of the 'mind-your-manners massacers'.

  162. TESS by ziekke · · Score: 1

    Do a search for "Stoller, Leo" (in quotes) using TESS, and you will see all the garbage he has patents on... This warrants 17 results. "Leo Stoller" gives 14 others.

    Nowhere near the hundreds he has listed on his website.

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  163. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's not immoral at all, if you like living in a segmented society of demographics and markets, where a person is completely defined by what they consume, where cynical "creatives" slap a consumer-friendly face on every piece of shit the company squeezes out, where everyone lies to everyone, all the time, to earn money to buy shit they don't even want but which would fit their image perfectly...

    Ooops, time for my de-lousing. Back in 5.

  164. Oh crap... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I'd better open a ticket on WoW suggesting that they change the name of my rogue's main ability to "sneaky stabbity death mode"

  165. Re:bittorrent is next by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Is bittorrent supposed to be derivative of "bit torrent" or "bit to rent"? The latter seems more likely based on how it works.

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  166. Wanted to mod this up... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    but there was no +1 flamebait.. only the -1 variety :(

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  167. Ironically... by jejones · · Score: 1

    On the rentamark.com web site is a link to "Americans for the Enforcement of Attorney Ethics" (which itself sounds like a bad joke, but anyway...).

  168. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Why do people on /. continue to think that it's OK to copy entire articles ?
    > It's not OK. It's not stealing, or theft or any other verb like that ; those are emotive words that also don't acurately reflect what has happened.

    > What has happened is copyright infringment ; an unlawful act.

    Although its poor form on /., I'd like to agree with you. Using loaded words is a bad practice. Whats truely unfortunate is it seems you have forgot a lesson I believe most children are taught (generally by other children) - that being: mind your own business.

    Feel free to mod this down as flamebait, but did you ever stop for a second and think if you were actually on topic? The topic of discussion is the word 'stealth', not the NYT.

    If you would of RTFA I'm sure you would realized this. I was greatly concerned about the article because its fairly common for me to think to myself as being in 'stealth mode' on /. which nowadays seems to be becoming more and more dangerous (since thought crime and usage of the word stealth in any sort of business context I guess is against the law nowadays). Now that I think about it, I guess you are in the right, since we can't really use the word stealth if we are writing this from the Business Webs. Hmm.

    > I think that's a reasonable exchange, that I agreed to. If you don't think it's reasonable, then you shouldn't break the law to allow others to circumvent it.

    I'm happy you agreed to it. What I'm more confused about is that by your statement, it sounds like as long as you agree with the exchange that its then okay to break the law. I think a firmer stance on the law part is in order.
    Heck, while we are at it, lets just decree your beliefs as laws:

    You shall believe the NYT's TOS is okay
    You shall allow all advertising into your life
    You shall not break the law (or I'll not mind my own business and whine about it)
    You shall not allow others to circumvent the law, since this breaks rule #2..

  169. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to create stealthisstealth.com and let the lawsuits fly in!

  170. Stoller is a traitor to his country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The President should use his Executive Power to have Special Forces kill this scumbag, and anyone related to him.

  171. Well known troll technique! by CdBee · · Score: 1

    Most /. troll messageboards advise wannabe trolls to copy the article text in full as it often gets modded up, giving some trolls enough karma to get mod points to abuse.

    Really, article text should only be copied if the server is slowed down and should be posted anonymously. There is now a tradition here that people who post article text under their own name should be modded down.

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    1. Re:Well known troll technique! by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      There is now a tradition here that people who post article text under their own name should be modded down.

      Is there now? How come I've never seen it? (Been reading /. regularly for about two years.) I considered posting it as an AC, but decided that more people would read the article if I used my karma bonus to start it at two. I'm sure you know that more people reading TFA should make for a better discussion.

      Most /. troll messageboards advise wannabe trolls to copy the article text in full as it often gets modded up, giving some trolls enough karma to get mod points to abuse.

      Nice job checking my posting history. Oh wait, you didn't! I earned "excellent" karma status months ago. I can count the number of times I've been modded down on one hand. If I was going to troll, I would have started a loooooong time ago.

      In the future, you might want to check someone's recent posts before making a post that suggests that someone is or might be a troll.

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    2. Re:Well known troll technique! by CdBee · · Score: 1

      the question to which I replied was generic, not specific to you. If you look you'll see that your own post up there among its various moddings was modded troll and overrated, evidencing what I said.

      Also, if you observe you'll see that trolls are oftenthe peole posting full-text in their own name, and will often be trol-modded for it. A bit of googling will evidence every statement I've made

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    3. Re:Well known troll technique! by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      Also, if you observe you'll see that trolls are oftenthe peole posting full-text in their own name, and will often be trol-modded for it. A bit of googling will evidence every statement I've made

      I suppose I've never paid close attention to article text posts, other than reading them if it's convenient. I realize that it is used as a karma-whoring technique, but your choice of targets still seems odd. My karma was maxed a long time ago. I would not be surprised to see a reply such as yours if I had poor karma or very few posts under my belt.

      As I said before, the reason I didn't post as an AC was so that more people would RTFA. I just wish people would look at posting history before making judgements. It's the first thing I look at if I smell a troll.

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  172. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's a bugmenot extension for Mozilla that will save you the hassle. :) Do give it a try, it's nice.

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  173. wrong trademark applied for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure about the word "stealth" but he does seem to have gone a fair way toward trademarking the word "wanker"..

  174. Re:Personal Experience - The truth about this guy by SlashCrunchPop · · Score: 1

    Ever wonder why he hasn't threatened to sue Amazon despite the fact that there are over 250 titles containing the word stealth there? Well, the poor bastard works for Amazon, so you can understand why he spends his spare time going around and threatening to sue everyone else who in any way uses the word stealth. It's his way of blowing off steam, if it weren't for that he'd go postal and Bezos would get a new haircut and some of you people who still don't boycott Amazon would not get your books and DVDs.

  175. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    SlealThisTrademark/StealthIsTradmark and use it to really wind up plank up.

  176. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by cr_nucleus · · Score: 1

    Unlawful? Yes. Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits, which is the only reason I can think of for requiring "free" registration.

    Another reason I see is to limit traffic. A simple free registration can do wonders about that.

  177. Appearantly, he owns everything. by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

    Looking at his word list at http://rentamark.com/Wordmarks/wordmarks.html, he appearantly owns .com, cyberspace, and wow.

    Ironically, he skipped the word that I think he DOES deserve a copyright on: Smacktard.

  178. brand announcement - stealth bootlegger by capicu · · Score: 0

    In light of this new information, I annouce to slashdot, my new brand of sports gear and military planes: Stealth Bootlegger. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/henrysmith_ 1/hoax.bmp

  179. I think this is good news by k-sound · · Score: 1

    I love reading stories like this. I also love it when a small company has a retarded patent on something so they can sue the shit out of every big company (Microsoft, HP, Apple, ...) The more people start pulling stunts like this and making it impossible for others to say, do, create anything, the sooner people will realize that the current patent en trademark laws need a revision. I'm hoping someone gets a patent on electricity and trademark on every vowel by tomorrow.

  180. TLAS Syndrome by alex_podam · · Score: 1

    Commonly known as TLAS Syndrome (Three Letter Acronym Syndrome Syndrome)...

    "Windows: Built on NT Technology", is another one..

    1. Re:TLAS Syndrome by b374 · · Score: 0

      Commonly known as TLAS Syndrome

      And this must be FLAS Syndrome...

    2. Re:TLAS Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT does no stand for "New Technology". The name comes from when it was targeted at the Intel i860, a RISC processor. In those days, Intel's chip was behind schedule, so Microsoft had to use an i860 emulator called the N10. NT was so named because it worked on the "N-Ten."

    3. Re:TLAS Syndrome by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      The name comes from when it was targeted at the Intel i860, a RISC processor. In those days, Intel's chip was behind schedule, so Microsoft had to use an i860 emulator called the N10. NT was so named because it worked on the "N-Ten."

      Uhm...

      In 1989 I obtained a (microchannel) card from IBM containing an Intel i860 cpu and 8mb sram.

      While it was somewhat expensive, I could get that as a normal customer. I really really doubt the claim that MS could not have gotten it at the same time (or a few years earlier)

      I still have the card and it is still functional. Its a fun toy, tho completely outclassed by comodity CPUs since the days of the P133.

  181. Beware Northrup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stealth Assasins have been dispatched to your location.
    You need a lot of Chutzpah to muss with the Assasins Guild and associated Yakuza, Ninja and Footpads of America.
    If only I was evil, I would trademark the Backslash for web services and then sue the net and various unices - *sigh* cubicle dreams of evil *sigh*

  182. The World is Indeed Full of Idiots by gidds · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well done. We should hate and deride all lawyers coz some of them behave like bastards.

    Just like we should hate and deride all computer programmers just coz some of them behave like bastards and write viruses.

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    1. Re:The World is Indeed Full of Idiots by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Lawyers cannot be judged the way a computer programer can. A computer programmer does not put a gun to anyones head and force them to do things against their will. That is essentially what a lawyer does... yes, I realize that lawyers will never actually go out and point the gun themselves (cowards), they rely on the police to take the physical risk and do the dirty work of threatening people for them.

      But if you peel away the technical jargon, the funny costumes and rituals, and the symbolism and abstraction that they use, lawyers jobs are to manipulate the state to commit violence on their behalf. It is only reasonable that a lawyer get treated with the same sort of disgust and disrespect as we treat certain other occupations: tax collectors, people who butcher animals, people who run toxic waste dumps, etc.

    2. Re:The World is Indeed Full of Idiots by cmarkn · · Score: 1
      We should hate and deride all lawyers coz some of them behave like bastards.
      Not all of them. It's just that 99% of them give the other 1% a bad name.
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  183. Missed the joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is avoiding saying the worth 'Stealth'. :)

  184. Quick check at the USPTO by Frodrick · · Score: 1
    I did a quick check at the Patent [and Trademarks] Office http://www.uspto.gov/ for all trademarks containing the word "stealth". There are 201 "live" stealth trademarks, issued to people all over the world - but none listed for "stealth mall"

    Does this guy really own anything but a bunch of really lame WordArt?

  185. So has 'Apple'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and a stupid music company still claims rights over a fruit computer company...

  186. Dear Mr. Dickerman: by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Funny

    As legal representative of the Cease & Desist Corporation and its owner, Mr Bernard Dickman, I must remind you that "cease and desist" is a legally registered trademark of said corporation and that your use of the term creates a serious danger of confusion of your company with said corporation in that their business operations are essentially identical to yours, that is, the badgering of companies large and small into paying money for the use of plain English words that have been trademarked. Kindly cease and desist (TM) immediately and we will forego any legal action against you and your company.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    Emily Flywheel
    Flywheel, Shyster, Flywheel and Camshaft, Attorneys at Law

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  187. This is what we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aquire his address and send him SPAM. Put him on EVERY list for SPAM possible. No mercy. Real postal SPAM.

  188. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fork you all you forking forkers

  189. I Love This Guy, Really by johnos · · Score: 1

    We need an army of greedy, stupid, crooked IP shysters like this man.
    The end of corporate IP hijacking will come not from 10 million file traders, or 10,000 pundits, or 1,000 crusaders, but from 100 Leo Stollers. Sanity will return to the debate at the moment people perceive things have gone too far. At this point, Mr. Stoller is leading the charge. But I'm sure someone out there can be more offensive, more greedy, more stupid, more agressive! This is America, after all. The sooner we find them, (and 98 more like them) the sooner this insanity will pass.

  190. Re:bittorrent is next by cybersaga · · Score: 1

    I've been doing a hard refresh of that page several times per minute for the last 10 minutes. I plan on continuing.

  191. Made up words? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    As I recall but cannot find a reference for, you get additional protections for made-up words. So it's a lot harder for you to form the Xerox Laundry Plaza than it is for you to form the Apple Laundry Plaza. I remember the protections on made-up words being a lot stronger, since no one's going to start using them by accident. (Well, it's not likely.)

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    1. Re:Made up words? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the origins of the word don't matter a great deal. Fanciful marks, such as Xerox for xerography machines, are just as distinctive as arbitrary ones, such as Apple for computers.

      What would stop someone starting a totally different business of the same name are anti-dilution laws (which are new, and widely considered a bad idea).

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    2. Re:Made up words? by unitron · · Score: 1
      Xerox is only a semi made-up word, in that the process of making copies by that particular method is called "xerography" (I think that's Latin for "dry writing").

      Back in the late '60s Cities Service Oil Company had a computer crank out a bunch of semi-random letter combinations and from that list they selected what would become their new name--Citgo. Now that's a made up name.

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  192. The world is full of con artists. by argent · · Score: 1

    In other words, the man is a litigious idiot.

    He's a successful con artist, like Bill Warman (the screen protector guy -- google for '"Bill Warman" patent') and no doubt thousands of other blokes who have acquired some legal hook they can use to bully people into sending them money for fear of a lawsuit.

  193. Re:bittorrent is next by tricorn · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that if he is renting them out, they are almost by definition "not famous". If no one can associate the trademark with a particular company or product, the scope of the trademark should be very strictly limited to how it was registered and how it is being used. If it isn't even being used for an actual product or service, then he should lose it entirely.

  194. "Confusing customer's" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    1. Re:"Confusing customer's" by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

      Yes, I popped an apostrophe in without thinking.
      BFD

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  195. Etymology of "stealth" by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    Stupid businesses: all the had to do was find the etymology of the word "stealth" and throw it back into this seeming shyster's face:

    stealth:
    c.1250, "theft, action or practice of stealing," from O.E. *stæl, which is related to stelen (see steal), from P.Gmc. *stælitho (cf. O.N. stulr). Sense of "secret action" developed c.1300, but the word also retained its etymological sense into 18c. Got a boost as an adj. from stealth fighter, stealth bomber, radar-evading U.S. military aircraft, activated 1983. Stealthy is attested from 1605.

    Surely the word predates any company and any claim a company could have on it. (Not even Beretta is as old as this word.)

  196. The guy's a genius by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sure he's completely immoral, but he definitely knows how the trademark system REALLY works.

    First, from the article it's clear that he puts the "stealth" mark on nearly everything, including air conditioners. That at the very least gives him a legal basis to sue.

    Second, he's more than willing to settle for what would be considered nominal amount. While a few grand might be nothing to K-Mart, if he gets enough of them they add up quickly.

    The fourth and last is that he's never actually WON a lawsuit! He's had this great settlement record even though he gets his butt kicked everything he enters a court room. That takes a lot of balls.

    I'm not saying I like the guy, or even respect him. In fact, if I could get away with it, I'd ensure he got a slow and painful death. I'm just saying he knows all the flaws in our system and he's taking good advantage of them. And maybe if enough people start doing this, our system will change for the better.

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  197. Here's a list of other trademarks he owns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    From his site rentamark.com Did a quick google. This guy is a big slimeball. Apparently he tried to collect $$ for 20 some odd charities for 9/11 with out thier consent.

    He also offers to license to you such phrases as: Adult Entertainment,Big Screen,Blue Collar, and Back Country.

  198. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlawful? NO.

    FAIR USE.

  199. Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That reminds me. I must remember to start my legal advice company simply called and. also known by the sign "&".

  200. Re:Stealth by kristopher · · Score: 0

    Okay now I get it. :)

  201. What about.. by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    ..."stealth bombers"? I guess maybe he doesn't care since the military isn't (technically) a company?

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  202. Stupid article/Stupid People by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    He does but so do two hundred other people own a trademark for something that contains the word stealth. The idiot doesn't realize that trademarks also involve the products used. He can only sue if the product name is the same. Hence the reason why the word has been trademarked in one form or another five hundred times. Also, the word sneaks is trademarked all ready. It's just a matter of people not knowing the law.

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  203. Unstealthing 'stealth' by Peerboy · · Score: 1
  204. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits,

    Nonsense. I do it every day when I check my web stats. Which pages people have been to, what times of day they came in, roughly where in the world they came from, and where else on the web they were pointed at me.

    You're reading their news articles, served from their web server - surely they have the right to look at who's reading what on their site?

  205. Re:bittorrent is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  206. Tell the guy to fuck off by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    This guy has not won a single case. If he persisted, hire a private eye to dig up some dirt on the guy to get him off your back.

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  207. Suit was filed in April for his abuses by Captain+Chaos · · Score: 3, Informative

    I found this when I googled his name:
    http://thettablog.blogspot.com/2005/04/defendants- in-chicago-lawsuit-charge.html
    There is a picture of his alleged office on that page too.

    Also from the same site a post on the Columbia Pictures suit:
    http://thettablog.blogspot.com/2005/05/columbia-pi ctures-takes-on-leo-stoller.html
    The following qoute from the posting and the linked filing show that he hasn't been successful in enforcing his trademark like the NYT article leads you to believe.
    Columbia's complaint includes a handy list of reported federal court cases involving Stoller and/or his companies. Columbia asserts that "No court in any reported opinion has ever found any infringement or dilution of any rights held by Stoller or his companies."

  208. in soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in soviet Russia stealth traidmarks you

  209. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That "free" registration is the payment that the NYT demands in return for their work.

    If you have no problem with people taking your work for free (I would laugh myself into an asthma attack of you were one of these computer programmers that constantly decries software piracy), then at least you're morally consistant.

  210. Re:bittorrent is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the logos on that page, they all seem to have been made with a 3D text-extruder plugin from the GIMP or Photoshop. I would guess that they spent maybe 1.5 minutes designing and producing each logo. Those are really, really awful logos.

    Also, he claims to have trademarked words and phrases like "tree house", "fable", and "terminator". "Terminator"???? Jesus Christ.

    P.S. Has anybody trademarked "Famous Trademarks" yet? It would be poetic justice if someone trademarked "Famous Trademarks", then went after this asshole. Turnabout is fair play, and all that.

  211. pay-per-month legal service? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    That sounds perfect for my small company. Where did you find the service and what are the going rates? Do you have any links you can provide?

    1. Re:pay-per-month legal service? by Coventry · · Score: 1

      The service costs me 40.50$/mo, and that includes personal uses as well as covering my business. Details and features can be found at www.prepaidlegal.com - and no, I don't sell the service or anything.

      I honestly don't remember how I found them, but the few times I've had to use the service has paid for itself. If I'd had to pay a lawyer to contact this schmucko, draft a letter, etc, by the hour, I'd of probably been out 400+ dollars.

      The contract-review services and letter drafting are very useful, and allow you to recoup the costs fairly easily.

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    2. Re:pay-per-month legal service? by polyiguana · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, the Prepaid Legal Services people sell their product through network marketing. They get a commission every time they purchase the product, and there are the usual chains and trickle down commissions in network marketing. See this link. I'd pick some other company to avoid supporting folks like them.

  212. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

    Why is the parent modded "Score:0, Flamebait"?

    It's a perfectly accurate, legitimate point. The fact that the moderators have essentially said "Aww, screw that" just goes to show that the RIAA/MPAA crowd aren't entirely wrong: the /. crowd has little respect for other people's copyrights.

  213. Clearly... by huge+colin · · Score: 1

    THIS MAN HAS NEVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE. If he had, he wouldn't think he could get away with anything like this.

  214. Re:bittorrent is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think that this guy would have the word 'cocksucker' in his portfolio. After all, he is one!!!

  215. The problem with this kind of BS is... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    ...that sooner or later it's just going to be easier to KILL the stupid sonofabitch in question, than it is to take care of the situation properly.

    Oh wait...when this kind of bullshit becomes rampant, killing the perpetrators WILL be 'taking care of it properly'...

    Seriously though, this kind of crap is ridiculous. I would give anything for this guy to be killed by ninjas. I really would. Any takers?

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  216. Just Like "Monster" by Kreylix · · Score: 1

    Monster Cable has tried to take over ownership of the word Monster for years and years. (Search google "Monster Cable Lawsuits") This Stealth guy is just a Johnny-Come-Lately in comparison.

  217. Ya I know of this jackass by jsc19702 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a domain name that I picked at random years ago. Never put a web server up like I had planned but kept the domain name around in case I had a change of heart. I receive this huge packet of fill-in-the-blank legal documents from him threatning me for this and that. After doing some searches online about this character, find out he represents himself in all cases. He's not an attorney, just a guy that knows how to play the system. He tries to drag out proceedings so the plantiff's finally settle out of court instead of drawn out legal fees. Funny thing is, it was a different word in this case (not Stealth) that he claimed to have owned. After doing searches, I found out this jackass had no registered uses of this name anywhere. Needless to say, I chucked the crap. I was supposed to get sued if I didn't reply in 14 days, guess what happened? Nada, what a suprise. He even has a fan site, where there's lots of companies/individuals also receiving the same junk mail. He's a leach, he has no products or services actually, he just tries to fear people to paying him through legal extortion. Hope this guy dies of some long and painful fight with cancer. I know lots of people would be partying that night.

  218. Magna Carter? by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1

    Last time I saw him, he looked reasonably thin (oof).

  219. Re:bittorrent is next by Typoboy · · Score: 1

    Aren't some of these from other copyrighted works?

  220. stealthat.com gone? by tekten · · Score: 1

    I could only find reference to stealthat.com, a site created to "provide information regarding one Leo Stoller," in the google cache. Where'd it go?

  221. Insurance by Luthair · · Score: 1

    It sounds like an insurance plan; charge a small monthly fee and most of the people rarely if ever need lawyers.

    1. Re:Insurance by Colol · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      I get offers from American Express for exactly that a couple times a year: pay a token amount per month for the service, have access to a lawyer for simpler functions.

      It seems like a rip-off to me, given the limitations of the services they can provide, but I suppose it could be worth it if you're drafting up legal papers on a continual basis.

    2. Re:Insurance by morzel · · Score: 1
      It sounds like an insurance plan; charge a small monthly fee and most of the people rarely if ever need lawyers.
      That is definitely true... What I fear a bit about this system is that people are more likely to get lawyers involved in issues where they wouldn't consider it if they didn't have this kind of subscription.
      Ultimately, when lawyers get involved in a conflict situation everybody loses (except for the lawyers).
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  222. Sony Stealth Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how Sony feels about this.

    http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/stealth/

  223. You beat me to the Monster. by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    I was going to say this as soon as I saw the article. I recall a big case involving Monster Cable last year, it was widely discussed on a few Usenet groups. They're bullying every commercial use of the word monster with claims that they're about to go into business in whatever area it's used in, not just audio-related businesses.

    Want to see who, apparently because of legal bullying (technically called abuse of process), gives a link to Monster Cable? The job site. Look at the link at the very bottom of the page:

    http://monster.com/

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  224. this is because you dont run one by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    Theres more to lawyers than lawsuits and criminals. Contracts to be read/written, permit applications filed for building/renovating/improving, property management (a huge legal specialty) and a whole lot of other things that the business owner has no time for, so he pays the lawyer to make sure everything is done in a timely and legal manner.

    And believe me, the same system exists in europe and in many ways its much more rigid and arcane with the rules to be followed about labor and property management.

    But no, please, continue ranting and further demonstrate your lack of knowledge about running a business.

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    1. Re:this is because you dont run one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, think of it this way, at least you got to be a dick to his guy!

    2. Re:this is because you dont run one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      heh. One of the best post on slashdot ever.
      Informative, correct and insulting.
      Sweet.

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    3. Re:this is because you dont run one by morzel · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually: I do run a small business and I have my own lawyer looking after things -- yet I don't need any kind of monthly fee for his services.
      Contracts to be read/written
      Whenever we need to deal with contracts, my lawyer will advise (and if required: create/update) as will my accountant and charge their respective hourly fees.
      permit applications filed for building/renovating/improving
      You need a licenced architect for dealing with permit applications, not a lawyer.
      property management (a huge legal specialty)
      Provided you're in that particular business. If it's just a regular lease, again my lawyer will advise on the validity/caveats for his hourly rates.
      And believe me, the same system exists in europe and in many ways its much more rigid and arcane with the rules to be followed about labor and property management.
      Everything that has to do with labor is contracted out to a social agency (translation?) that will manage the whole shebang (contracts, regulations, payroll, taxes) for a small fee per employee per month. If there's any kind of legal trouble with an (ex-)employee there's still my own lawyer (or one of his collegues specializing in social laws) to represent me and my firm.

      A small company should be represented by a lawyer that knows the ins and outs of your business and has a working relationship with your business, not by somebody who happens to have a law degree and is the one that happens to pick up the phone whenever you dial in with an issue. I'll only get in touch with my lawyer when it is absolutely required (expensive bugger, that man ;-) and most of that time it is just for legal advice -- by somebody who happens to know me and the company, the way we work and our full history. Only once I had to actually let my lawyer pursuit, and only after I was convinced that:

      • there was no other way to get the issue resolved
      • the chance for a successful outcome was great enough to risk a lengthy litigation
      (even then, my lawyer managed to resolve the case without official legal actions).
      But no, please, continue ranting and further demonstrate your lack of knowledge about running a business.
      If you would be running a small business, you would know that legal advice should come from someone who knows you and your company. You would also know that problematic situations should as much as possible be resolved directly with the other party, especially if they happen to be customers. Once both sides get lawyers involved, you can be pretty sure that a quick solution is off the table.
      Especially in a small business, any money that is a stake in a litigation case that could take years to unwind is money that you're not getting. I've seen a small company go down the drain because the manager refused to resolve a problematic situation with some of his customers amicably. Instead, he opted to threaten them with a lawsuit; after which each of the aforementioned customers got a lawyer of their own and all goodwill disappeared. Last thing I know, the liquidator of that company is still pursuing this in court.
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  225. Leo Wouldn't like Zabasearch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially if his middle initial is "D" and he was born in 1946 and he lived in River Forest IL.

    Oops, let's change that to "won't like Zabasearch".

    Be nice now.

  226. He came after me too by Blackstealth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stoller came after me back in March 2004 because I was using 'stealth' in my domain name - and still am! I documented it all here:

    My Stoller Story. He was going after a hell of a lot of personal websites at the time, trying to scare money out of people. He deserves a good kicking. If it wasn't for the fact he was on the other side of the Atlantic I'd personally have torn him limb from limb.

  227. stealthisidentity.com by jchennav · · Score: 1

    Given that identity theft is a serious problem (or the media would like the public to believe is one), I've registered stealthisidentity.com...

  228. What will happen to... by djdanlib · · Score: 1

    http://www.stealthboats.com/

    Will this be sued into oblivion too??

  229. "What's terrifying by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is that he's gotten as far as he has."

    How could anyone possibly believe otherwise? This is the natural path of all these kinds of laws. There can be no other way. All prohibitions end up like this, mostly due to the selective enforcement(and mostly against the poor). If you are to continue with this, you will continue to see the same kinds of results. So, let's see if we can abolish the whole thing without having to fire a shot. Freedom shouldn't have to come out the barrel of a gun.

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  230. Make a Complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest making a complaint against this individual here:

    http://www.ag.state.il.us/about/email_consumers.js p

    He lists many words and phrases that he claims to own the rights to, which does not, and then tries to get people to pay licensing fees.

  231. I want to own something too by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

    I am hereby requesting all rights on that word "fraglerspasmstickshit".

  232. 514 Registered Tradmearks for "Stealth" in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quick search of live and dead trademarks with the word "stealth" in them returns a list of 514 different registered trademarks at http://uspto.gov/. I wonder if he's claiming his "right" to those as well?

  233. No worries by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to worry about people like this. Eventually this Stoller character will run into the mob or a front company for jihadis or some other group that has no compunction about laying hands on their fellow man rather than "paying him to go away". When faced with Stoller's extortion they will simple crush his testicles in a vice and soon he'll be willing to pay them to go away.

    1. Re:No worries by trentblase · · Score: 1

      I'm kinda surprised that Northrop didn't accidentally drop something large on his house. Not a bomb, because that would be too obvious. Maybe a giant flaming bag of poo.

  234. Nothing is going to change until we shoot the bast by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    Nothing is going to change until we shoot the bastards.

    Andy Out!

  235. And another Stoller battle by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    This time it's an IP lawyer he's trying to threaten, click HERE

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  236. what a..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dick

  237. Re:bittorrent is next by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Why Northrop Grumman caved in, I'll never know.

    Beacuse paying him $10 to "go away" is about $4 cheaper than using an RPG on him.

    Oh, and it's also few thousand dollars cheaper than paying a legal staff to deal with his crap.

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  238. LEGAL NOTICE! by airship · · Score: 1

    I have copyrighted, patented, and trademarked the words 'copyright', 'patent', and 'trademark' and all derivatives thereof. Any future Slashdot stories which refer to these topics in any way must be preapproved and pay the appropriate licensing fees. Contact my lawyers at Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe for licensing information.
    You have been warned.

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  239. Would you like a copy of the package? by Hahn+Kransilbruk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yes... you've all probably read many "personal experience" messages on the board... so I wont say much more than http://www.stealthmods.com/ got one of the packages; but get this, Stealth Mods is based in Australia.

    So this guy wants exclusive use of the word on an International level! I wonder if the word exists in any other language and what legal claim would be made for the word in a non-English speaking country.

    Anyway, the package, as usual, contained letters from companies that had withdrawn their use of the word "stealth" from their products etc.

    I was concerned when I received the package so I had a good friend of mine look over the letters to see what my legal standing was. My friend pretty much laughed at the whole thing and proceeded to point out that every few letters were identical in wording, sentence structure, and paragraph positioning. He was absolutely correct!

    He believed that all of the response letters coming from companies such as Panasonic, that were included in the package, were doctored.

    All of you guys that have received the package, have a close look at the letters and see for yourself.

    In addition, I scanned the whole package and sent it to a Lawyer in Missouri... he basically said that the this guy was seen, amongst the legal fraternity, as a clown.

    If anyone wants a copy of the package let me know so I can email it to you (or is that a breach of copyright?)

  240. Oh and the movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just saw a preview for a movie and guess what the name was...

    "Stealth"

    Just wait for the lawsuit!

  241. Whois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Organization:
    Association Network Management
    Leo Stoller
    PO Box 35189
    Chicago, IL 60707-0189
    US
    Phone: 773-283-3880
    Fax..: 708-453-0083
    Email: leo@rentamark.com

    Registrar Name....: Register.com
    Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
    Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com/

    Domain Name: RENTAMARK.COM

    Created on..............: Mon, Sep 20, 1999
    Expires on..............: Thu, Sep 20, 2007
    Record last updated on..: Wed, Jun 05, 2002

    Administrative Contact:
    Association Network Management
    Leo Stoller
    PO Box 35189
    Chicago, IL 60707-0189
    US
    Phone: 773-283-3880
    Fax..: 708-453-0083
    Email: leo@rentamark.com

    Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
    Register.Com
    Domain Registrar
    575 8th Avenue - 11th Floor
    New York, NY 10018
    US
    Phone: 902-749-2701
    Fax..: 902-749-5429
    Email: domain-registrar@register.com

    http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/result s.jhtml;jsessionid=GS3RUEBGBRKEGCWMEAQCFEY?whoisto ken=0&_requestid=415445/

  242. [OT] Re:What a nice guy by Draoi · · Score: 1

    Hi Andrea! Nice to finally see you here on /. Just another grateful fan saying 'hello' ... :-)

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  243. Criminal charges should be laid by wired_parrot · · Score: 1

    Seriously. What this guy is doing amounts to extortion, pure and simple. I think there is likely enough evidence if criminal charges were to be laid to convict him of extortion charges. The fact that he's never won any of the 60 cases that's gone to court shows that his trademark is without merit and he's merely using the legal system as a form of intimidation

    I sincerely hope that any of the victims of his extortion racket decides to file a criminal complaint. Given that his activity is crossing state lines, I would think federal charges would also be in order.

  244. A new reality show: IP Jackass by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    It could be a big hit.

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  245. I want more... by lucason · · Score: 1

    Just keep it up scumbags...

    The more idiots abuse the system in such obvious ways, the more people will realize the error of its ways.

  246. Does he own "Tiger"? by objekt · · Score: 1

    Because there's a couple tech companies who think they can use "Tiger" and several sport teams too.

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  247. Re:Article text Infringing copy by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    Actually copyrights are for commercial rights...copying as part of a serious discussion is not only not a violation of copyright but is protected speech.

  248. Expert Witness? by the-stringbean · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to make use of their "Expert Witness" services? http://rentamark.com/Expert_Witness/expert_witness .html/

    RENTAMARK.COM offers it expert services to any third party who may be engaged in trademark litigation and needs a trademark expert to testify to damages, likelihood of confusion and/or to prepare a survey.

    Oh how I want someone who is being litigated to try to use their service!

  249. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link! :)

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  250. movie by akhomerun · · Score: 1

    i guess the movie "stealth" will have to be renamed "avoiding detection by moving carefully"

  251. The is better than stealth by crashelite · · Score: 1

    what about if i do the same and have it with the word 'The' i would make a lotta money then... i wonder what about the stealth bomber i guess he wouldn't want to go after the government and end up disappearing

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  252. Re:Article text Infringing copy by LMariachi · · Score: 1
    You have been misinformed. It's true that commercial speech is less protected than non-commercial speech, but that doesn't mean that copyright only applies to commercial speech. Quoting a relevant limited section of an article has generally been held to constitute fair use, as has making photocopies for class handouts in an academic setting, but you're not free to make copies of a book and hand them out on the street just as long as you don't charge money.

    I don't know of any cases involving pasting the entirety of an available text on a messageboard for the sole and express purpose of violating the publisher's terms of use, but I don't think you'd get very far with a fair use defense.

  253. hahaha by neonmagic · · Score: 1

    hahahah only in fucked up America can shit like this happen.

    This fuckster can go sue himself up the ass for all I care:

    stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth!!!

    It does indeed look like US law etc has really gone to the dogs!

    Dave

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  254. Re:Article text = Infringing copy != evil by drkrimson · · Score: 1

    some people don't believe in copyright, ..
    they believe its evil
    just like selling software that has already been payed for in wages
    or whoring out women against their will
    or killing, ...
    you know
    some people who believe in good not the capitalistic redefinition of good but the one you feel inside, .. the one that feels what is right

  255. don't forget by arete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    -1 idiot/-1 wrong. For a post that was _factually inaccurate_ - not necessarily flamebait, or overrated... just wrong. Like the opposite of "informative"

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    1. Re:don't forget by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have actually long held that belief, but unfortunatly such a moderation tag would be abused like a George Bush pinyata at a DNC meeting.

      Mine was a joke, hence the "times zero" which would reduce(or raise in the case of a -1) any post to 0.

      Meh I guess if I have to explain it...

  256. In soviet Australia by viveka · · Score: 1

    groundless trademark claimants get sued by you!

    http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/ tma1995121/s129.html

    "Groundless threats of legal proceedings
    (1) If a person threatens to bring an action against another person ( threatened person ) on the ground that the threatened person has infringed:
    (a) a registered trade mark; or
    (b) a trade mark alleged by the person to be registered;
    any person aggrieved by the threat ( plaintiff ) may bring an action (either in a prescribed court or in any other court having jurisdiction) against the person making the threat ( defendant ).
    [...]
    The plaintiff may also recover any damages that he or she has sustained because of the defendant's conduct."

    We also have a kind of loser pays here; not in all cases, but I think where the judge determines that the loser shouldn't have brought the action in the first place, or has caused the winner unreasonable costs. It's not perfect, but it prevents the kind of systemic abuse of the system that you USians seem to be suffering. Your legislators seem to be caught up in a fantasy world where imagined infringements of sacrosanct constitutional rights are more important than demonstrated failures and injustices caused by the status quo. Good luck with that whole Democracy thing, anyway. I've heard it's the bomb.

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  257. How old is this guy? by VolciMaster · · Score: 1
    stealth dates to Middle English and again here

    You can't own a bleeding WORD!

  258. Rentamark by splatter · · Score: 1

    773-283-3880, or write to us at:

    Rentamark.com
    PO Box 31589
    Chicago, IL 60707-0189

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  259. Northrop Grumman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I would think that Northrop Grumman would have better ways of dealing with guys like this.

    Like, for example, the unexplained failure of the guidance system on the missile that just happened to land on his house?

  260. I say by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    We all chip in and trademark the term "FUCK NUT" then present it to him as a gift.

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  261. Any kind of legal harassment should be illegal by hadaso · · Score: 1

    > There ought to be a law (maybe there is) that
    > says this kind of abuse of trademark is illegal

    I think any kind of legal harassment ("legal extortion") should be illegal, not just the kind related to trademarks. Lawyers should know that they should be careful that a legal threat made should be reasonable, or they might risk more than just losing a case in court. In severe cases they should face criminal charges.

    Legal threats are a sort of weapon, and abusing it should have consequences.

  262. A Simple Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just tradmark the word "Steal" in terms of sports products and sue the guy's Stealth product lines.

  263. Extosion should mean jailtime by hadaso · · Score: 1

    Obviously this guy is in the business of extortion. Each separate story might sound like the guy trying to protect a trademark, but all taken together show that it is obviously not the case. A court can excuse the guy for one case of harrassing someone that followed the word "steal" by a word starting with "th". A court can excuse the guy for harrassinf a private (non-commercial) website using the disctionary word.

    But collectively, the evidence described in this story clearly shows that all of these are planned of systematic extortion, and not protecting a brand name in certain areas of commerce. The guy is just shooting around and sometimes collects settlement money. The evidence should be collected. And the guy should face criminal charges and serve time.

  264. He tried to get me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I go by the nick Stealth Tree. i registered Stealth-tree.com i got an mail message from the states (im an aussie) with all this legal stuff which looked kind of real, but totally inappropriate because i wasnt selling anything, and had no products, just a home page. the only thing i was scared of was if this went to court in the US somehow and i was made to pay some legal fees. I already knew it was some kind of scam, but thought it might have some kind of basis. (i know some things about law, but american laws are sometimes nonsense).

    anyway a mate told me there was this article, so im going to read it now.