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  1. Re:Deja Vu on People Were More Likely To Google Themselves This Year · · Score: 1

    Talk about deja vu, on my second look, I saw:

    People were to like Google more this year...

  2. And, how many reach moisture on People Were More Likely To Google Themselves This Year · · Score: 1

    upon finding themselves in the Google listings? More than 99.9999999% of us are just "ordinary", unspectacular beings. Conceit, delusion and illusion makes us think we are more or worth more than we really rate.

    By the same token, I rate the populace more valuable than most politicians, as the are extraordinary, but extraordinarily super-conceited...

  3. Re:Like flies to honey, Or, like... on Army Buys Macs to Beef Up Security · · Score: 1

    "Lips like sugar (sugar, sugar)
    Sugar Kisses..."

  4. Re:I'm stumped. Was that supposed to be a on Army Buys Macs to Beef Up Security · · Score: 1

    revelation, or an apple-ation?


    http://dict.die.net/appellation/

  5. Re:It's about avoiding a computing monoculture on Army Buys Macs to Beef Up Security · · Score: 0

    So, are you putting the "HOMO" in security, are pointing out the Hetero insecurity? Or, Homo insecurity? In any case, we can resurrect the Village People as the IT administrators....

    OK, Y-M-C-A, or an "In-the-Navy" spin?

    In the ARMY
    You can SAVE the TRESpassees

    In the ARMY
    You can GIVE their butt to ME

    In the ARMY
    You can make their server FREEZE

    In the Army...
    In the Army...

    Such a gay affair... Macs in Uniform

  6. Re:US Army used Macs in/since 1999 for servers on Army Buys Macs to Beef Up Security · · Score: 1

    I guess that, too, was "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Swell. But, at least they weren't TOTALLY in the closet. Was their closet half-empty, or half-full?

  7. Re:but Hadn't thought I'd say it, but... on Army Buys Macs to Beef Up Security · · Score: 1

    GO ARMY!

    (If they were reported for buying more windoze boxes, I'd say, in Navy football fashion, "BEAT ARMY!")

  8. Re:last post! on Universe May Be Running Out of Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think those guys have too much time on their hands... but that can be a topic for another... time...

  9. Re:cue "politics as usual" Whatever the case, on WTO Rules on Internet Gambling Case · · Score: 2, Funny

    things will go down in...

    Antiguity...

  10. Re:If I understand this correctly... on Yahoo! Slammed Over Piracy By Chinese Court · · Score: 1

    I predict/surmise that China will have to relent or compromise. Search engines do good for the site owners of copyrighted material when the return results act as free advertising.

    Site owners who DON'T want their sites OR material OR both to appear should add flags in the site headers. Yahoo! and other search engines could make some deal (not for exploitation by content owners) that if they opt out, then they stand to lose out on advertising. If they opt in, they flag how deep the sites can crawl down through their sites.

    But, still, tributary and unauthorized sites reproducing or acting as torrents for material will still circumvent these crawl-depth flags, effectively nullifying what the Chinese courts are trying to impose.

    But, then, maybe they don't care. It will be good for Baidu. BUT, then the US will complain and go the WTO, citing barriers to free trade...

  11. Re:No one is that accurate with a laser pointer on Couple Busted For Shining Laser At Helicopter · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I find it a travesty that (as it appears) the law enforcement helicopters do NOT have similar protection that US military pilots have as regards gold or other lamination of the cockpits.

    Also, some (I don't know about this Kern County's) police and other LE helicopters have stabilized cameras, heat searching lenses, and other optics gizmos. If THIS helo had them, and he used these capabilities to zero in on them, and then fixated with his own eyes instead of viewing via the "glass cockpit" repeaters, then he might want to think about that the next time he flies out -- assuming he retains his vision certification.

    It IS illegal in many areas to point laser in any kind of manner (menacing or not) into traffic because only a few years ago reckless teens and adults pointed and shined them into the eyes of motorists who then thought they were being targeted by drive-by or hiding shooters. I think those were red pointers, and green seems new (to me) as an offensive activity that gets noticed in cities.

    The pilot might have been smarter to localize the origination and then have dispatch send a squad car to sneak up on them. The pilot had no business dwelling his vision directly for so long considering that he MIGHT have become disoriented and crash his machine onto population.

    Once the harmful lasing occurred, he should have (if it were possible) trained his thermal optics gear to lock on and stabilize his hover, or fly a stealthy pattern to not tip off the laser pointers that he was teasing them to delay their quitting before getting apprehended.
    Of course, I'm only quarterbacking.

  12. Re:Question on Students Power Supercomputer with Bicycles · · Score: 1

    How many pedal-flops is one MIT student?

  13. I suppose this big bang/transmission has them on Supernova Detonates In Empty Space · · Score: 1

    "stroking" in de light...

  14. Re:This picture puts all in perspective on HP & Staples Collude On $8,000/Gallon Ink? · · Score: 1

    Then HP's "INvent" will become "PREvent"...

  15. Re:He Who Smelt It Dealt It on Black Hole Blasts Neighbor Galaxy with Deadly Jet · · Score: 1

    Isn't this shaping up to be the BIGGEST witnessed case of .... "astro-turfing", by a "jet stream"?

  16. Re:they make money on the razors on Speculation On a Lossless iTunes Store · · Score: 1

    Then there will be "gainful silence"???

  17. At first, I saw "Squirrel... on SquirrelMail Repository Poisoned · · Score: 1

    Male Suppository Poisoned."....

  18. Re:sequel? on Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fade In:

    Coming Easter 2008 to a theatre near you: "Hobbitrail: The Assimilation and the Pre-Squeal"

    Smashcut:

    Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the Hobbittrail, Hippity, Hoppity, hobbing all the way...

    Off-Screen:

    No proto-humans will be harmed in the making of this production..

  19. Re:sequel? on Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read "Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit SQUEAL"...

    (OOPS)

  20. Re:I swear to God on Penny-Sized Flash Module Holds 16GB · · Score: 1

    Wow...

    Penis-Sized... and Tastecicles... what proximity... but, to get to the minor point...

    I was half expecting references to "A penis for your kiss, an nuzzle for your thoughts, a hind if you tell me that you love me..."

    (IRT: A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for a kiss.. a diiiime if you tell me that you love me..."

    Hehehe

  21. Re:Why would Ubuntu users care? Maybe... on OpenOffice Online Goes Beta · · Score: 1

    I don't poke smot or drue dugs.

    As for the mirror thing, I was thinking of "Enter The Dragon" (IIRC), where the Claw man and Bruce were fighting. Eventually, one of them broke mirrors, but in my mind, having shatters but not removed glass might be as troublesome as the intact mirrors. (I guess it depends on the actual shatter patterns, and I bet there are some people who are NOT fooled by even the intact glass...)

    Yeh, I do come up with some peculiar analogies...

  22. Re:Why would Ubuntu users care? Maybe... on OpenOffice Online Goes Beta · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's like firing a salvo across the battleship msoft's bow. Might be firing arrows, and in a house of mirrors, but it's still firing shots. With an arrow, a leader can still be maimed or killed. Shatter the mirrors, and somebody's vision is jarred.

    Hopefully Mandriva has vision-correction lenses to make up for all the spider webs that will be generated. But, hopefully, thar be toxins on zee arrows, maytes...

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    http://www.anapsid.org/resources/plants-hn.html

    Harmful & Poisonous Plants: H-N
    Mandragora officinarum (MANDRAKE); nervous system affected by the toxins hyoscyamine and mandragorin. MANDRAKE (Mandragora officinarum); nervous system ...
    www.anapsid.org/resources/plants-hn.html - 60k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

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    Captcha: convoke

  23. Re:1.4 billion light years on Black Hole Blasts Neighbor Galaxy with Deadly Jet · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'd say that was QUITE an offensive ass-salt. Would the charges be:

    -- assault and battery?
    -- purge-ery
    -- gassing (gas panic)?

  24. Re:I'll tell you what else... on Black Hole Blasts Neighbor Galaxy with Deadly Jet · · Score: 1

    And, depending on where one grows up, or from where one obtains an astrophysics degree, it can be....

    Aw(r)e-inspiring....

    And, to 7String's

    "exactly what you think it means. I guess it was interstellar "fajitas night" or something."

    It might have been intergalactic "Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar-Bell", or

    "Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tacar Tachyon-Bell" (The old 80's Taco Bell TV advert...)

  25. Re:Won't someone think of the aliens?!! on Black Hole Blasts Neighbor Galaxy with Deadly Jet · · Score: 1

    Since your sig file brings up Santa and oral sex in the same breath... a joke for you:

    ---

    Santa was caught by surprise when delivering gifts to a house.

    "Hey little girl, what are you doing awake at this hour?"

    "Oh, Santa, I've been waiting all year for you. Please stay a while."

    "Ho-ho-ho, gotta goooh gotta goohh. Gotta deliver these toys you know?"

    She played with her night gown, pulling it tight... "Please, Santa, don't go..."

    "Ho-ho-ho, gotta goooh gotta goohh. Gotta deliver these toys you know?"

    She played more with her night gown, pulling it tighter... In sultry voice, she said, "Please, Santa, don't go... I need you, so bad... Won't you stayyyy...?"

    "Ho-ho-ho, gotta goooh gotta goohh. Gotta deliver these toys you know?"

    She slinked up to Santa and slithered up and down his leg, purring, "But, Santa, I really, really need you...Ahhhh..."

    "Ho-ho-ho, gotta goooh gotta goohh. Gotta deliver these toys you know?"

    "Santa, ohhhh, Santa...."

    "Hey, hey, hey... Gotta stay, gotta stay. Can't go up the CHIMney my DICK this way!"

    (My brother told me this one when we were teens, like ages ago... I think he learned it at Catholic School when I was in the 7th grade...)