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  1. Re:Rumor: I am a Google SHILL !!! on The Replacement For the Battery? · · Score: 1

    You're both fucking shills.

  2. Re:Rights? Wrong. on US Attorney General Questions Habeas Corpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yeah, it's funny, you know:

    The privilege of the writ of habeas corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in cases of rebellion or invasion the public safety may require it.

    privilege of writ of habeas corpus implies that habeas corpus is a privilege. I think random house says it best:

    privilege - n. the principle or condition of enjoying special rights or immunities.

    so basically The right of the writ of habeas corpus shall not be suspended; not only do people have the right but it's unsuspendable.

    Also, Alberto Gonzales should rot in the ninth circle of hell with the rest of those who betray their country.

  3. Re:Unfortunatly it is the only way to go. on MySpace Sues Spam King · · Score: 1

    I lost it at "educate people"
    funny joke.

  4. Re:lol on British Cops Hack Into Government Computers · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points, you would be informative. I don't think a good percentage of Americans are even able to imagine a legal world in which this happens.

  5. Re:translation on NASA Slashing Observations of Earth · · Score: 0, Troll

    And you, as well.
    Do raving bushbots have glowsticks? You know, for their raving.

  6. Re:WOW! Could it live up to his hype? on Inventor Slims Down Exoskeletal Body Armor · · Score: 1

    I can see how this would be a problem. After all, it's not like they practice sit-ups in bootcamp.

  7. Re:correction on Study Says 2 In 5 Bosses Lie · · Score: 1

    Dude I fought Ragnaros yesterday and he didn't lie to me once.

  8. Re:hear that sound? on Vending Machine For Books Coming Next Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    And motivation for the expansion of the vending machine program to such a pissant country. Like say, literacy.

    Fixed and bracing for impact. Do with me as you like, mods. *spreads cheeks*

  9. Re:correct me if I'm wrong... on 'Killer' Network Card Actually Reduces Latency · · Score: 1

    It's fine, this is a repost from some point during this summer. The KillerNIC is an overpriced piece of junk. Nothing to see here...

  10. Re:Minority Report ??? on Software Used To Predict Who Might Kill · · Score: 1

    OT:
    I'd do more of a:
    while(!drunk) {
    try{
    drink();
    sex();
    } catch ( TooDrunkException e ) { throw new lunch(); }
    catch ( SexuallyTransmittedDisease d ) { throw e; } // pass on our disease to someone else
    }

  11. Re:Companies use salary to circumvent labor laws on Takin' Care of Business and Working Paid Overtime · · Score: 1

    This won't be true in all states. IIRC during my paid internship, any salaried or contracted employee could be terminated without notice or reason. Oh, Texas and your "right to work" labor laws...

  12. Re:Heh. on Amazon Collapses Under Weight of 1,000 Xboxes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most things collapse under the weight of just one xbox. I'm surprised that Amazon survived as long as it did under something so hueg.

  13. Re:Pot? Kettle? on Gamers Divorced From Reality? · · Score: 1


    I would contend that Bill O'Reilly is trying to define "normal societal interactions" much like most conservatives are in a bid to restrict the freedom of normal people. They begin by saying "normal people interact with others" and they are then given the right to criticize anything that distracts from social interaction? I mean, I'm not advocating being anti-social (I'm a CS major, but I have friends, romantic relationships, attend parties, participate in social groups...), but on the other hand I think it's a bit ballsy for Billy boy to say "this is how society is" when the rest of his reporting suggests that he's so completely disconnected with reality and gamer society that he isn't the least bit aware of what society is. All he knows is what he thinks it's supposed to be and tries to force his opinions on others; this is the problem with modern conservatism.

    Also, lol, Bill is a better troll than me.

  14. Re:Will they be able to make things better? on Democrats Take House, Senate Undecided · · Score: 2, Informative

    ummm... take a US government class, please. There are a lot of people besides congress who can write bills. The president is one of them.

  15. Re:I believe in people on Why the World Is Not Ready For Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, you're a special case. There's no remotes or VCRs between the kitchen and the bed, so no need to fret too much about *that*.

  16. Re:That really sucks on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 1

    Eh, a computer, some ramen, a fleshlight.
    Good to go. ~

  17. Re:Everyone knows on Bloggers or High Schoolers, Where is the Literary Talent? · · Score: 1

    Better writers than TFAuthor of TFArticle.

    "Essay #3 chooses the time-honored approach of a short introductory paragraph changin the question around to something the student is more comfortable answering, followed by a bunch of material about a vaguely related book."

  18. Re:Absolutely no chance of success on Suit Blames Videogames for Homicides · · Score: 1

    Easily put:
    Post hoc ergo propter hoc - child kills. child played video games, therefore videogames made him kill. The more proper analysis would be that videogames helped him cope with what would have made him kill even earlier.

  19. Re:BOOOOOOOOOH! on Wii Now Confirmed to Not be Region-Free · · Score: 1

    It seems Nintendo found that gun they used to shoot themselves in the foot with so long ago...
    "We're not pursuing internet gaming"
    "We want the gamecube to be a kid-friendly console"
    "What's an RPG?"

  20. Re:The buck stops here on AOL CTO Shown the Door · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't know about you, but I threw my head back and laughed when I saw this article title.
    Slashdot is good entertainment again.

  21. Re:Psssh. on New 'No Military Use' GPL For GPU · · Score: 1

    It wasn't the holocaust that finally justified us going to war, it was the intercepted memo sent to Mexico offering them Texas and the attack on Pearl Harbor. We didn't care that millions of Jews were being gassed because it *wasn't our problem* as it should be. When there's a threat towards the nation, THAT is the justification for war. Not this global interventionism.
    Still, we've tried using "immediate threat" to justify war despite the double-standard our politicians raise. We tell our citizens one story while we tell congress another, ie:
    WWII:
    People: They kill lots of jews, let's get 'em!
    Congress: They attacked us, let's get 'em!
    Korea/Vietnam:
    People: Communists are bad!
    Congress: The spread of the influence of the communist state presents an immediate threat to the security of the free world!
    Iraq:
    People: Saddam is a bad man! He kills people!
    Congress: Saddam has weapons of mass destruction!

    So you can actually perform something with an interventionary aim while justifying it as self-defense.

    "The loud little handful will shout for war. The pulpit will warily and cautiously protest at first...The great mass of the nation will rub its sleepy eyes, and will try to make out why there should be a war, and they will say earnestly and indignantly: "It is unjust and dishonorable and there is no need for war." Then the few will shout even louder...Before long you will see a curious thing: anti-war speakers will be stoned from the platform, and free speech will be strangled by hordes of furious men who still agree with the speakers but dare not admit it ... Next, statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." - Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  22. Re:Psssh. on New 'No Military Use' GPL For GPU · · Score: 1

    What? Please contort statistics more. 3% volunteerism, okay, what about OTC? what about reserves? what about the family members of those soldiers? spouses? children? parents? If you counted one parent per volunteer, you'd already be driven to 6%, above the 5% in Congress, so sir, YOUR argument falls apart.

  23. Re:Indeed! Cases in point! on First Impressions of Sabayon Linux · · Score: 1

    GDB, GCC, MySQL, OpenLDAP, OpenSSH, etc. are in the "Okay, we understand why we need a TLA/FLA for this.", and in my opinion are better than Visual Studio, Oracle, Microsoft IIS (non-sequitur of a TLA?)

    One piece of vaporware I'd criticize for their naming conventions is E17: let's release 500 projects whose names have nothing to do with their functions aside from their beginning with E. Ecore? Okay. Fine. Evas? I think not. Entice? Way past the line. Ekiga would probably be a viable name if their target extended beyond the *nix family. Instead, it should be called Gnome Conference, because that's what it is. A conferencing app for the Gnome desktop environment on a GNOME compatible system, not a portable app that can be applied to any environment and therefore deserves an obscure (Skype and VLC) name

  24. Re:Mocking? on Apple vs Microsoft- Who's the Copycat? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    pretty much, the only thing TFA really criticizes Apple for stealing from Windows is Spotlight... ... but I remember using Sherlock in middle school, so drop that. It's fine though, because nobody cares what Redmond Fanboy Elite Paul Thurott says, because like most juvenile, punditing corporate sycophants, it's clear that the size of his genitals is insignificant next to anybody who actually matters.
    And I've gotten to the point where I don't have a problem with people who support windows, I've got my complaints about the system and therefore I don't use it (I actually find it easier to configure the absolute mess of etc and broken functionality that is Gentoo Linux than Windows), but I recognize that for some people it works, and I respect that. However, presenting your own false ideas that occured to you late at night with your sexual organ deep in the loving embrace of whichever hand wasn't being used to hold the framed photograph of Gatesy-poo in view is a pretty low standard for editorialism.
    Slashdot, we would appreciate it if you gave us Redmond pundacy that actually could form coherent ideas without reaching orgasm at the thought of tasting the sweat off of Steve Ballmer's ass.

  25. Re:Legalise Drugs on The Technology of Drug Prohibition · · Score: 3, Informative

    (This post is where my signature will make its debut of relevancy)
    The pharmaceutical industry would take a huge hit when happy-pills and antinauseals take a falling out due to their replacement. Marijuana is INCREDIBLY good for clinical depression (in my experience). Also, the most "dangerous" thing about marijuana in the eyes of those in power is that the limits on it cannot be strictly defined. How much does it take to impair your driving? Depends on how big you are. How much does it take to overdose? For an average-weight individual, there's a higher chance you'll die from asphyxiation due to the amount of smoke you're inhaling than from THC overdose.
    So what's happened since Marijuana's been illegal? Canadian growers have developed a method of growing Marijuana with many times the THC content as is found naturally. Cue Hydro's domination of the college and corporate market.