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  1. Re:Bullshit on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    See straw man! See straw man run! Run, straw man, run!

  2. Re:Bullshit on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    Or Swe... oh, wait.

  3. Re:Bullshit on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    Culture is a harder thing to measure but I don't think you can discount them in this area either.

    I don't think that anyone can discount China's contributions to culture and technology, but what have they done for us lately?

    The Aqueducts

  4. Re:When I worked for UPS on Which Shipping Company Is Kindest To Your Packages? · · Score: 1

    That must look good on your resume. Urine unpacker.

    Sorry, just taking the piss.

  5. Re:TSA on Which Shipping Company Is Kindest To Your Packages? · · Score: 1

    I currently work for a Canadian shipping company that handles UPS, Purolator, DHL and a bit of FedEx air freight across the country and I can tell you at 4 AM outside in the cold and rain after the 4000th 50lb supposedly fragile package it's REALLY hard to give a flying(get it? 'cause it's air freight) fuck about your shipment. And of course as they say in the article, express shipping (read: air freight) is expensive, to keep a reasonable profit margin sacrifices have to be made and so that although 1 in 1000 might get damaged the other 999 make it to their destination on time and in one piece.

    In other words don't cry 'wolf' with the fragile stickers.

  6. Re:Say goodbye to the cats on Chicago Using Coyotes To Fight Rodents · · Score: 1

    Miniature dogs are rodents.

  7. Re:... but now you've got a COYOTE problem on Chicago Using Coyotes To Fight Rodents · · Score: 1

    Roadrunner will have more success now that his target is wearing a government-issued GPS tracking collar. Those ACME homing missiles will be much more effective.

    <coyote removes collar, attaches it to nearby car>

  8. Re:Advanced notice? on Chicago Using Coyotes To Fight Rodents · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be nice to tell the public BEFORE you let the coyotes run wild?

    Easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    Oh, and by the way, we had to release some tigers to deal with the bugroeoning coyote population....

    That's good, we could do with more predators.

  9. Re:So what you're saying is... on Facebook To Own the Word "Face" · · Score: 1

    ... ArseSpreadsheet...

    Does that work out to a goatse joke somehow?

    Doesn't everything?

    Few things are as unnerving as seeing a programmer walk by with a screwdriver in hand... quietly muttering...

    Beware! I have a CCS permit

  10. Re:rimshot on Seagate To Pay Former Worker $1.9M For Phantom Job · · Score: 1

    Seagate use TRIM?

  11. Re:funny and ironic on Kuwait Bans DSLR Cameras Use For Non-Journalists · · Score: 1

    So if you're a spy in Kuwait, get a 'front' job as a journalist.

  12. Re:What constitutes unauthorized access? on Swedish Man Fined For Posting Links To Online Video Feeds · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, geocities. pronounced to rhyme with atrocities.

  13. Re:Of course... on Google Warns Irish Government Against Tax Increase · · Score: 1

    Their clients reside all over the world, not just the USA. Expanded globally? Crap. Ever since they were a search engine, they've been global.

  14. Re:Shucks! on Sculptor Gives a Hint For CIA's Kryptos · · Score: 1

    At 3am when you are blind drunk & you decide to go home with a guy ITS NOT FOR A CUP OF MILO! [1] (Aussie for Ovaltine, although you can get that here too) {1] attrib to Spida Everitt

  15. Re:I wonder... on TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    There are people that aren't Moslem that don't like bacon. Let's substitute it for something you don't like. Offal? let's have kidneys, or liver, or brains...

  16. Re:White Album on The Beatles On iTunes · · Score: 1

    Apple on Apple

  17. Re:Permanently modified? on Windows Phone Permanently Modifies MicroSD Cards, Warns Samsung · · Score: 1

    bay bay ceah. :)

  18. Re:Permanently modified? on Windows Phone Permanently Modifies MicroSD Cards, Warns Samsung · · Score: 1

    By the way, you probably don't know that the Collins English is published by HarperCollins, and therefore owned by News Corp. I guess you watch Fox News?

    So it should be pronounced with an Aussie accent?

  19. Re:Permanently modified? on Windows Phone Permanently Modifies MicroSD Cards, Warns Samsung · · Score: 1

    wah-see-wig?

  20. Re:Makes popcorn on Android Holes Allow Secret Installation of Apps · · Score: 1

    I don't get this. Software gets fixed by releasing new versions. Like 2.3. Which will likely be pushed automatically. Unless you bought one that has been infected by all the cruft that carriers put on them, in which case you're stuck with the Windows Mobile model of updating - buy a new phone with the latest OS on it.

  21. Re:8 keywords? on Taco Bell Programming · · Score: 1

    Yes. Look at your English as an example, with its thousands of keywords. Reduce your vocabulary and you'll have fewer defects in what you produce.

    I'm uncertain whether you just made an ironic reference to Minitrue, or believe the drivel you just posted.

    Minitrue being a lower-level version of english, I'd suspect it's like comparing assembly language with c++.

  22. Re:8 keywords? on Taco Bell Programming · · Score: 1

    Watching the program run is fun. Kind of like a CAT scan video of a brain.

  23. Re:FF4 has some pretty serious memory leaks still, on Firefox 4's JavaScript Now Faster Than Chrome's · · Score: 1

    You're right, but wait, so is he, in a way. I'd in no way want to disable a swap file for performance, but, if FF thinks it can use that much of total available memory for a given computer, then something is wrong. (IIRC, FF lets you tweak all that, but I gave up using it in favour of Chrome)

  24. Re:But on he other hand on Security Guards, Alarm Companies Object to Australia's National Fiber Network · · Score: 1

    I doubt that the carriers (Telstra) are going to be really patient with alarm manufacturers crying about not being able to run alarms off the network (yeah, I know, NBN != Telstra) anymore. Alarm makers are going to have to suck it up, and work out a new design (I've seen some terrible alarm system design, at both the customer and base ends)

  25. Re:Waste on Ryanair's CEO Suggests Eliminating Co-Pilots · · Score: 1

    Can I suggest to Ryanair that they eliminate carrying passengers as well?