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  1. Re:Um, why not Antarctica on New Map of Carved Up Arctic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Several isolated pointless islands in the southern Atlantic and Pacific belong to the UK, which is why it can make those claims.

    Sorry, but Australia and New Zealand have long since become independent.

    *ducks*

  2. Spare a thought... on Police Shame Pranksters On YouTube · · Score: 1

    ...for the lady asking what year the internet started.

    That wasn't strictly her fault...

    How was she to know that Al Gore was forwarding all of his calls to that particular number?

  3. Re:Modify people, not planets. on Floating Cities On Venus · · Score: 1

    I'm alkali-resistant, you insensitive clod!

  4. Re:The laptop that fits into a steering wheel, gre on Meet the Laptop You Will (Won't?) Use In 2015 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In 2015, I won't be too concerned about being mown down by an 'old road car'...

    I'll be much more worried about being landed on by a flying DeLorean.

  5. Re:There's no shortage of XP licences on XP Deathwatch, T Minus 2 Weeks · · Score: 1

    If those copies of XP came with your laptop, they're most likely OEM copies. As such, you violate the EULA by installing them on any hardware other than which they were bought with. Plus you'll probably find you'll be unable to activate them anyway.

  6. Re:Awesome! on First Superheavy Element Found In Nature · · Score: 1

    So how soon can we expect it to turn up in pet food and children's toys?

    I'm sure that in 2038, unbibium will be available at every corner drug store, but in 2008, it's a little hard to come by.

  7. Sounds like gender discrimination to me. on New York to Implement an 'Amazon Tax' · · Score: 1

    Wonder Woman is going to be pissed off by this.

  8. Re:god damn it on Daily Caffeine Protects Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Well, according to this: If you weigh 160 lbs, coffee is okay unless you drink 101.58 cups of it.

  9. It may be OUR fault... on Millions in Middle East Lose Internet · · Score: 1

    Could it be that the middle east has been slashdotted?

  10. Re:Multi-Tasking Addiction on Multitasking Makes You Stupid and Slow · · Score: 5, Funny

    One guy at work has a TV running 24-7 just to keep him less bored.

    But he...he was told that he could watch the television at a reasonable volume... Well, he...he...he told Bill that if... if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's...while she's filing, then he should be able to watch the television while he's collating... so I don't see why he should have to turn off the television, because he enjoys watching at a reasonable volume. and according to...

  11. Re:Statistics on Microsoft Says Vista Has the Fewest Flaws · · Score: 1

    97.34% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  12. Re:Hold's up a banana - What's this? on Robots Learn To Lie · · Score: 1

    Boy, you're really getting the hang of this 'lie' mode, That was totally convincing!

  13. Re:Trouble on Gentoo in Crisis, Robbins Offers Solution · · Score: 1

    $ emerge -C [packagename] && emerge --depclean && revdep-rebuild

    Fixed that for you...

    Oh, and pray that revdep-rebuild doesn't pull in Openoffice... AGAIN.

  14. Re:will someone think of the kids! on 27 Billion Gigabytes to be Archived by 2010 · · Score: 1

    Or, for the Slashdot reader, how many billion choked chickens of pr0n it equates to.

  15. Re:Huh? on Giraffes May Be Six Separate Species · · Score: 1
  16. Re:great news? on Startrek.com Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    Obviously with a link here, too.

  17. It look like spilled ink. on Microsoft Wants To Give You A Rorschach · · Score: 1

    I don't think I pass the raw shock test

  18. Re:Im wondering... on SixApart Sells LiveJournal to Russian Media Company · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia: Funny the first few times, but now its like your old man telling the same joke he told you 20 years ago

  19. Re:So help me understand.. on States Claim There is No Match for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Plenty of desktop OS's, and Microsoft can't control their price.

    Yes, but Microsoft _can_ and _does_ control the reseller. They abuse thier monopolistic power to do so.

    You used the word "choose" in your "post" there. Joe Sixpack doesn't _choose_ Microsoft, he has it shoved down his throat. It is already installed on his PC when he buys it.

  20. Re:That's silly on How to Turn Your PC into a Mac · · Score: 1

    *cough*Floppy disk drive*cough*

  21. Re:Proof enough on Linux Foundation's Desktop Linux Survey Results · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ACCEPT_KEYWORDS="~x86" CFLAGS="-09 -march=nocona -pipe=65536 -funroll-every-loop -mrice -mabi=rice -omg-optimized --disable-all-instructions -DREENABLE_FAST_EXECUTION" emerge -av witty-reponse I, for one, find it hard to believe that a Gentooer could break their system. Therefore, it must be entirely the fault of the distribution if it breaks.
  22. Re:reminds me of..... on Evidence of Historical Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis · · Score: 1

    But creationists annoy the living shit out of me because of the tortured "logic" they try to use while attempting to justify their belief that the earth is only 6000 years old.

    Does this "tortured logic" involve the use of an Excel spreadsheet?

  23. Re:Shame... on Leopard Already Hacked To Run On PC Hardware · · Score: 1

    More to the point, Surely Joe Sixpack wouldn't fork out another $129 on an operating system if he was only willing to spend $150 on his PC.

  24. Re:Already here on Handheld Supercomputers in 10-15 Years? · · Score: 1

    Unless some old codger with a cane buggers off with your DeLorean and beats you to it.

  25. ...in Blackburn, Lancashire on Hundreds of Black Holes Found · · Score: 1

    Now they know how many black holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.