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  1. "Are you taking the piss out of my phone?" on Cell Phone Powered By Urine · · Score: 1

    "Yes. I just need to make a quick call, then I'll give it back to you."

  2. Re:So, how long on The Pope Criminalizes Leaks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody expects that though...

  3. Comtrya! on Harlan: a Language That Simplifies GPU Programming · · Score: 2

    Ah...Comtrya! Comtrya!

  4. Re:I'd like to repeal: on Beware the Internet · · Score: 1

    The technique of violence was first developed in 2,000,000 BC by the Australopithecines. A tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of. But who - nevertheless - invented the tomahawk and used it on each other. This practice led to the enlargement of the brain - another useful weapon. Yes, murder was invented even before Man began to think. Now of course, Man has become known as the thinking animal.

  5. Re:So... on German IT Firm Seeks Autistic Workers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you'll find we all have Asperger's, you insensitive clod!

  6. 'Positive' Viruses... on Viruses In Mucus Protect From Infection · · Score: 1

    Dr. Langstrom was right!

    Hopefully it's only a matter of time 'til they find the luck and sexual magnetism strains.

  7. Re:Back To The Future? on Review: Star Trek: Into Darkness · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting De Nomolos got melvined by the Grim Reaper. That's a loss by default.

  8. Re:Um? on BlackBerry Looking To Quench 'Insatiable Demand' For New Smartphones · · Score: 3, Funny

    The submitter accidentally the whole summary.

  9. Re:Crime in Jolly Ol' England on Stolen Laptop Owner Outwits Mugger, Police, and the Media · · Score: 1

    Yes, but none of these methods can instantly kill you from 20 yards away without giving you the chance to react/retaliate.

  10. Oh no! Not the *weather* game on Nintendo To Cancel Weather, News, and Other Built-In Wii Apps In June · · Score: 1

    What's Gabe going to do now?

  11. Re:Sold out fast == Understocked? on Surface Pro Sold Out; Was It Just Understocked? · · Score: 1

    It's marketing strategy. They'd be telling everyone about how many they'd shifted if they genuinely couldn't keep up with demand, rather than the ambiguous 'sold out'.

  12. Re:time to transcode again on ITU Approves H.264 Video Standard Successor H.265 · · Score: 1

    You're missing the the point the OP was making - Repeatedly transcoding between lossy formats degrades quality each time. *You* may not perceive differences, but encoders do, and they tend to amplify those differences until they become very noticeable visual artifacts - no matter how many bits you use.

  13. Meh on New Asteroid Mining Company Emerges · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet you a hundred dollarpounds they get bought out by the Jupiter Mining Corporation

  14. Look everyone! on Are Windows XP/7 Users Smarter Than a 3-Year-Old? · · Score: 1

    "But he isn't wearing anything at all!"

  15. Re:Anything that ends in a question mark.... on Is Qualcomm the New AMD? · · Score: 1

    What's the square root of 36?

  16. Re:Because on Apple Gets the Importance of Packaging; Why Doesn't Google? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cats also get neutered...

  17. Re:75 years old... on 'The Hobbit' Pub Threatened With Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Or... Only 17 more years until they pass a law extending the copyright for a further 50 years.

  18. Re:Yes! even number on Firefox 8.0 Released · · Score: 1

    That may be... until Firefox: Nemesis

  19. Re:Rotational media on Ask Slashdot: Best Offline Storage Method For Large Archives? · · Score: 1

    stay away from hardware RAID! When your controller dies, so does all your data, unless you have an identical spare controller card

    dmraid can read most hardware raid layouts these days...

  20. A question. on Red Dwarf Returns In a 3-Part Showing · · Score: 1

    So, what is it?

  21. I think you'll find... on Race For the "God Particle" Heats Up · · Score: 1

    ...it does exist and it's mass is 131.313131313 GeV/c

  22. Re:To Err is Human--to Persist is Microsoft? on Average User Only Runs 2 Apps, So Microsoft Will Charge For More · · Score: 1

    I think the GP just assumed that most of us would know items 4 and 5 were '???' and 'Profit!'

  23. It's possible... on Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls? · · Score: 1

    If one were to develop robotic shoes, they would almost certainly have soles.

  24. Re:Slow down... on Plasma Plants Vaporize Trash While Creating Energy · · Score: 1

    They're called 'Sea People', you insensitive clod!

  25. Re:That's funny on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    I would have thought that "honey.bunny77@hotmail.de" would belong to someone who robs liquor stores and the occasional coffee shop.