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  1. If they were really evil... on Vote To Name Two Newly Discovered Moons of Pluto · · Score: 1

    ... they could say they were keeping up the habit of naming them after elements of backwards pagan mythologies, then name them Belphegor and Asmodeus, and wait to see how long it takes for someone to get it.

  2. Re:That's easy . . . name one "Colbert" . . . on Vote To Name Two Newly Discovered Moons of Pluto · · Score: 2

    Oh, now that's just rubbing it in. Pluto's gonna be pissed.

  3. Re:American sweatshop on Man Fired For His Online Customer Service Game · · Score: 1

    You have to smile while you're on the phone (uhm really?), follow the cubicle dress code (but I just answer the phone), not allowed to hang up on abusive customers no matter what they do.

    Though there is a malicious call warning button (i.e. someone's made a death threat) that they won't tell you about until you press the unlabeled button accidentally and send people into a panic.

    Also dress code is a good thing. I worked in a place that had "casual Friday", which was odd since most of us didn't get weekends off. For casual Friday one day a guy came in shirtless. Completely shirtless. Someone had to explain the difference between "casual" and "manboobs flopping around".

  4. Quantity has a quality all its own on Wall Street Journal Hit By Chinese Hackers, Too · · Score: 4, Interesting

    China has more people of above-average intelligence than America has people. How much of an army of moderately-clever hackers could they put together if they wanted?

  5. Patented customer service? on Apple Granted Trademark For Its Stores · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did they also patent their quality customer service where an employee tells you to wait in front of a display so it looks like you're a customer rather than someone who's been waiting over fifteen minutes just to talk to someone about your broken iPad?

  6. Re:"Cyber 9/11" on Officials Warn: Cyber War On the US Has Begun · · Score: 1

    Wow. Just when I thought that the Flash cartoons I once watched on Newgrounds couldn't possibly be relevant again, one shall get its nanosecond in the sun: There was one about bin Laden stealing pop music and porn that was just building up to a "Free Britney Spears, Porn" joke.

  7. Re:Oops on Steve Jobs Movie Clip Historically Inaccurate, Says Woz · · Score: 1

    "Pirates of Silicon Valley" had a whole lot of inaccuracies in it, but on the surface it didn't appear to be a documentary.

    As I recall - though it's been years, caveat lector - Woz was far kinder in his assessment of its accuracy than he is here. IIRC he felt that it at least conveyed the right idea, even if a lot of people got folded into movie-Woz and such.

  8. Re:How bout a waterless slip-and-slide? on "Superomniphobic" Nanoscale Coating Repels Almost Any Liquid · · Score: 2

    Solution: Liquid concrete!

  9. If GM was using EDS... on GM CIO Says HP Hiring Probe "Not the Best Use Our Legal System" · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... then I think that they deserve to do a little bit of poaching, seeing as EDS's motto while I was there was "How can we screw you while staying within the bounds of our contract today?"

  10. Re:Good Advice on Boston Declares Health Emergency Due To Massive Flu Outbreak · · Score: 1

    I was once asked during a job interview how many sick days I expected to take in the next calendar year. That was quite the WTF. But hey, it was a call centre, what should one expect, regulatory compliance? HA!

    Now I work at in a public-facing job that doesn't give me sick leave at all, but at least it's not a call centre.

  11. Re:I will attend... on Catch Up Via Video With World of Commodore 2012 · · Score: 1

    Though RND(0) isn't really random; have it only poke characters into video memory and you'll get diagonal lines with untouched areas in between. I'm kinda rusty, but found this and it rings some faint bells: http://www.atarimagazines.com/compute/issue72/random_numbers.php

  12. Re:Possible skynet plot. on AI Systems Designing Games · · Score: 3, Funny

    drinking games that ensure alcohol poisoning.

    Is there any other kind?

  13. Re:Terrahawks on Gerry Anderson, Co-Creator of Thunderbirds, Dies · · Score: 1

    I saw it on the Sci-Fi channel when I was younger. The brain still occasionally gets "Livin' in the 21st Century" stuck on loop.

    Or alternately: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeOaIm3dcD4

    (Human as Terrahawks character singing about Thunderbirds characters. Ow my head.)

  14. Re:VLC on VLC For Windows 8 Reaches $65,000 Funding Goal On Kickstarter · · Score: 1

    That's just what a shill would say!

    But yeah, seriously, drives me nuts. Microsoft releases an OS showing their lack of understanding of their userbase then proceeds to insinuate itself deeply into said userbase in an effort to manipulate it? Seems like if you were going to sink millions of dollars into that kind of subtle and pervasive marketing you could just put it into subtle and pervasive market research instead and not release a nuclear turd interface.

  15. Re:Mixed Message from the Creators on Minecraft Documentary Premiers On Pirate Bay As Well As Xbox Live · · Score: 1

    > Notch didnt make the movie, nor is Notch distributing the movie, and in all likelihood Notch doesnt even endorse the movie.

    You were right until the third one. I don't know for sure if he endorses the finished product, but he let a camera crew follow him around repeatedly, so he at least endorsed it during filming.

  16. Re:Please read the fine print on Minecraft Documentary Premiers On Pirate Bay As Well As Xbox Live · · Score: 1

    > I'd suspect that this film has already been paid for (by Mojang)

    By the people who Kickstarted it, actually.

    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2pp/minecraft-the-story-of-mojang

  17. Re:Lucky bastards... on 5 More Google Fiberhoods Coming To Kansas City · · Score: 1
    The Touhou Lossless Music Collection is over one terabyte. Terabyte.

    http://www.tlmc.eu/

  18. Re:Well, duh on WW2 Pigeon Code Decrypted By Canadian? · · Score: 1

    One of the wonderful upgrades in Doom 2: IDCLIP

  19. Re:Reality is they are doubling down... on Internet Freedom Won't Be Controlled, Says UN Telcom Chief · · Score: 1

    If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to hide.

    (...)

    It's a matter of national security.

  20. Re:THQ? Thanks for the warning! on New Humble Bundle Is Windows Only, DRM Games · · Score: 1

    Yes, by not spending money on something that's in a format I don't use, I am truly a fool. I have been shown the error of my ways by the great Anonymous Coward who buys gasoline for his pedal bike. I go now into the world to spread your gospel.

  21. THQ? Thanks for the warning! on New Humble Bundle Is Windows Only, DRM Games · · Score: 0

    Well, if they were going to start with DRMed Windows only games, the AAA name in the title served as ample warning. I used to just look at the games without checking the sysreqs because DRM-free was a given. But as soon as I saw the AAA name on this one, I got suspicious and for the first time in a while, looked closer.

    Thanks THQ, because of you I'll keep a closer eye on the Humble Bundles from now on so I don't get burned by some indie dev who thinks DRM is a good idea!

    Not gonna BUY the darn thing, of course, but thanks!

  22. Guilt alleviation & non-game gaming Kickstarte on Kickstarter Games: Where They Are Now · · Score: 2
    Seeing as three of the four video game Kickstarters I gave money to were small amounts ($10-$20) mostly to assuage my guilt for pirating from the devs as a kid, I'm not entirely heartbroken if I don't see anything from them. The fourth was mostly because it looked awesome and they had a playable demo that convinced me to part with bigger chunk of change just because they looked like they could actually deliver, and I'm enjoying playing it right now (Project Giana).

    So so far, no regrets on the game front.

    Gaming in general, though, is different. I'll never give a damn cent to anything 2 Player Productions does again because we're STILL WAITING FOR THAT MINECRAFT DOCUMENTARY. Nor the guys from Extra Credits because seriously, guys? All I have to show for it is a sycophantic youtube video, a fuckton of Internet Drama over money that never saw a resolution from either side, and someone trying to sell me life insurance.

  23. I have no Facebook friends... on Why Facebook Is Stressing You Out · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... and I'm not stressed about it at all. Huh. My anecdote IS the singular of data!

  24. Re:Brilliant on Canada Prepares For Crackdown On BitTorrent Movie Pirates · · Score: 2

    Since the CRIA is composed of the exact same companies as the RIAA, it would be shocking if they didn't use the same tactics.

  25. Re:not if you need singed paper work on Hardcoded Administrator Account Opens Backdoor Access To Samsung Printers · · Score: 1