User: Ghouki

Re:Obligatory ST quote

On: iPod Update to Address Volume-Level Concerns

why don't you just make 11 10?

Re:In soviet russia...

On: Online Daters Sue Matchmaking Web Sites for Fraud

yes ..but in Korea only old people are dating!! ... ...wait ..thats not funny...

oblig Futurama

On: ISS Orbit-Raising Attempt Fails

"She's built like a steak house; but handles like a bistro!! ....You win again gravity!!!"

Re:Use free stuff

On: Microsoft Sets Value Of Pirated Windows: $1

beer

Re:The actual article

On: Black Holes 'Do Not Exist,' Contends Physicist

well ...there were more pages but they only consisted of "Screw Ned Fanders!" written over and over again.

at a cost of 57bil

On: Japan Considering Moon Base, Shuttle Projects

TNSTAAFL

Re:A quarter a show?

On: UK Leads in TV Show Downloading

bad example here ..in fact so many folks bought the DVD they have bought back Family Guy for a 4th season..hazzahs all round!! :) .and I for one will be answering "YES" to both ..freakin` sweet

oblig Simpsons ref

On: U.S. Denies Patent on Part-Human Hybrid

Bart: How would I go about patenting a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Patent Office Official: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!

Re:What happens to those who can see

On: Patients get Solar Implants in Eyes

..umm f.y.i he was referring to Richard Pryor and the film "Hear no evil;See no evil" ..funny funny stuff! :)

Re:But he would drive 400 miles...

On: Fingerprints Replace Credit Cards in Seattle

..no apology needed ..they sucked as well!! ;)

just cut to the chase ...

On: Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'?

KHANNNNNNN!..

Oblig. Family Guy

On: Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes

"Sir I don't like what you're saying, but i'll defend to the death your right to say it!" ... Peter Griffin

Re:1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

On: The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail

only in Korea

Re:1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

On: The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail

wtf! roflmao.....stfu!

it seems then that..

On: Stress Found to Accelerate Chromosome Aging

I just don't even to have the time to stress ...

all those time pieces..

On: RF Connector Chess Set

..but not one Deathclock http://www.deathclock.com/

Re:Pay up

On: DDoS Extortion Attempts On the Rise

..and remember to keep those payments coming ...otherwise the editors will dupe the story!

Re:You read it here first!

On: New Apple iPod with Photo Capabilities

...and these things are designed for use with one hand ...
...both things ... ;)

not too sure who said it but ..

On: Geeks Playing Poker?

"if you want to win a fortune..first start off with a larger one..."
personally i have the worst luck at cards ..i think the game is rigged!!

Re:One more step toward the future

On: Google Launches Desktop Search Tool

..Eventually we'll all share one big searchable "disk" called Google,

....we already have one, its called Kazaa...

Re:New Zealand is Pollution-free

On: Global Air Pollution, From Above

"..we stink as well..." ...you must be from Roto-vegas! ;)

Re:Bah NZ locations

On: Mozilla's Goodger on Firefox's Future

cher

Re:Why those suburbs?

On: Mozilla's Goodger on Firefox's Future

don't forget South Central L.A ..err ..i mean Otara ..

Re:Funny...

On: Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All?

interviewer : how do you sleep at night? McBain : with beautifuls girls on a large pile of money

Re:It's Thursday....

On: AutoZone Granted Limited Stay in SCO Copyright Case

you forgot to bag M$ .. minus 1 point!!