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  1. Re:wine on Wine 1.8 Released (winehq.org) · · Score: 2

    This comment reminded me of "Dude! What does mine say?"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    I suspect it was intentional and not that stupid.

  2. Re:Easy. on Ask Slashdot: How Will You Be Programming In a Decade? (cheney.net) · · Score: 1

    LabVIEW has been around since 1986. http://www.ni.com/labview/

  3. Re:Agile/Scrum == hot potato on Programming Education: Selling People a Lie? (blogspot.com) · · Score: 1

    I lived with a plumber for a while. I'm quite glad he didn't bring his work home.

  4. Original? on Netflix Is Betting On Exclusive Programming · · Score: 1, Informative

    House of Cards is a remake of a British TV series from the 90s. And this isn't the first Daredevil offering either.

  5. Re: So... on Google Helps Homeless Street Vendors Get Paid By Cashless Consumers · · Score: 3, Funny

    "sorry, I have a Windows phone."

  6. Re: Game of Thrones on In New Zealand, a Legal Battle Looms Over Streaming TV · · Score: 1

    Actually, this season, the NZ pay TV provider, SKY, will simulcast Game of Thrones at the same time as the U.S. If you wait six months it is broadcast on free-to-air TV.

  7. Quelle surprise! on DNA Detectives Count Thousands of Fish Using a Glass of Water · · Score: 1

    Also, for the squeamish, fish, whales, penguins, sharks, jellyfish and manta rays don't use condoms. Not sure about crocodiles or wombats.

  8. Re:the school district model on IT Workers To Get Fewer Perks, No Free Coffee · · Score: 1

    A job flipping burgers would explain why and how you're feeding the troll :-P~

  9. Re:Obvious answer? on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1

    Argh. I read your post and looked for the "Like" button. I am screwed.

  10. Refereeing? Multisport? on Ten Things Mobile Phones Will Make Obsolete · · Score: 1

    When I'm refereeing a game of football (soccer to you American types ;-), running a half marathon, doing a biathlon or out hiking in the mountains and my cellphone becomes more convenient than wristwatches, I'll tell you.

    My wristwatches need to be:
    a) robust
    b) waterproof/mudproof
    c) convenient to use without needing to reach anywhere with my hands (ever tried taking something out of your pocket cycling up/downhill?
    Also, in the case of refereeing, I run two watches for redundancy purposes: taking two cellphones on the field sounds plain silly.

  11. Re:And now..... on Monty Python 40 Years Old Today! · · Score: 1

    Ah, I was playing Scrabble at a local pub with a young lady and I managed to put LARCH on the board. She couldn't understand why I was so amused/excited/constantly saying "The larch"...

  12. Simulation? on Soccerbots Learn How To Fall Gracefully · · Score: 1

    Gives a Matlab Simulation a whole new meaning.

    (I'm guessing mainly the referees here will get that one... :-P)

  13. Re:Just windows and linux? on Windows and Linux Not Well Prepared For Multicore Chips · · Score: 1

    Actually, you should get a perm.

  14. Re:Anal? Anal! Anal!! on Original Shakespeare Portrait Discovered, Disputed · · Score: 1

    He's writing a /. post, not a technical spec. If you read history books for long enough you'll soon get bored reading the same thing over and over again. Sounds like you need to hang with Mr Cowper: "variety is the spice of life", after all. ;-)

  15. Re:This is like the Last APLfighter on FBI Issues Code Cracking Challenge · · Score: 1

    Matlab?

    I use APL, you insensitive clod. Much, much more fun for code cracking/number crunching!

  16. (1) "Don't fuck up", (2) mentor, (3) balance on What To Do Right As a New Programmer? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. This is infamous amongst football [soccer] referees as a debrief to the assistants before the game that is to be avoided.

      Same could go for software development.

    2. I guess you also mean what you need to do to make your career more prosperous? The best thing that I did was locate a mentor. Ask older guys who helped them the most, look to family friends. It doesn't have to be a technological mentor, just someone who can help you over the usual stumbling blocks anyone encounters in a new job.
    3. I would also recommend getting your life balance right sooner rather than later. I've known a few guys who worked excessively long hours and ended up hating their jobs and walking away from software development. Don't be like that! Again, a mentor can be useful in this regard.
  17. £100,000 is minute. on Full Immersion Cooling Comes To Desktop PCs · · Score: 0

    That's an incredibly small R&D cost. That would employ a newbie junior engineer for no more than 4 years. Let alone costs of materials, furnishings,...

    Hardly expensive, really. If they sell a million units they only need to make £0.10 per unit to get that cost back.

  18. Re:Doesn't matter to me on Linux Not Supported For Democratic Convention Video · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing that made it very funny for me was not the /. adoration but Jon Stewart's treatment of it on The Daily Show. I remember not only the dissection of Ted's speech but the quite hilarious animations that elucidated the concepts Ted was describing.

    I'm unaware of TDS' presence on Youtube any more after effective copyright chasing, but a clip of this comedy genius may be stuck in a lesser-used tube somewhere.

  19. 2 weeks of vacation? on My Job Went To India · · Score: 1

    Remind me to never work in the US. We get four weeks minimum.

    Shocking dude. EU + Australia/NZ for the win.

  20. Re:I always wondered on Nukes Not the Best Way To Stop Asteroids, Says Apollo Astronaut · · Score: 1

    Jenova Anniston?

  21. Re:I always wondered on Nukes Not the Best Way To Stop Asteroids, Says Apollo Astronaut · · Score: 1

    Even if you do say "Jehovah"?

  22. Re:Hey Editors, Proofreed, PLEASE on All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us · · Score: 2, Informative

    May I please say: *woosh*? Clicketh for more information

    I'm profoundly shocked that a /. user doesn't know this!!

  23. FPers for code cracking? on Nuclear Warhead Blueprints On Smugglers' Computers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Surely people with an ethic for being so fast should be placed in such positions to fully utilise their aptitude?

    Give the man/woman/thing a contract for the safety of our countries! The War of Terror demands it!

  24. Re:That's "effect", not "affect" on Twitter Not Rocket Science, but Still a Work in Progress · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but the use of "effect" as a verb always makes me think of going to the toilet. Incidentally, so does twitter, Twitter and curries from the dodgy Indian restaurant down the road...

  25. Re:No wonder Apple wants to stop Psystar on Psystar Offers $399 "OpenMac" Computer · · Score: 1

    I hear Roland rumbling in the distance...