he could have watched a minute of porno. I say he sues bill & jerry because they stole from him that minute where he could have been watching Jenna Jamison gorfing some huge wang-doodle.
The majority of thieves do use windows... a significant amount are making the jump to mac though. Mac has the advantage of "nobody crashes, nobody gets hurt."
Gates: Patience, my friend. In time, WGA will seek *you* out, and when it does, you must bring it before me. It has grown strong. Only together can we turn WGA to the Dark Side of the Desktop.
Balmer: As you wish.
Gates: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen.
Spoon boy: Do not try and spank the sporn. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. Neo: What truth? Spoon boy: There is no sporn. Neo: There is no sporn? Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the sporn that spanks, it is only yourself.
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In case of doomsday tomorrow... I hereby leave all my worldly possessions to the blackhole that will claim everything and kill us all.
Did I read that right?
I didn't. I dont need the help.
he could have watched a minute of porno. I say he sues bill & jerry because they stole from him that minute where he could have been watching Jenna Jamison gorfing some huge wang-doodle.
Should have hired Kramer to yell racist obscenities.
Not not not.... THE JOBBER!!!
Send for the em-ballmer! Only he can save us
Isn't that Xena the Warrior Princess?
9 ...
10 Profit!
As long as the opinion is popular, it gets modded Insightful.
Welcome to life
Lol... I wish I had MOD points +5 funny.
The majority of thieves do use windows... a significant amount are making the jump to mac though. Mac has the advantage of "nobody crashes, nobody gets hurt."
Gamers have the right to remain silent (about bad games). They have a right to an attorney.
Anything they do/say can and will be used against them in their moms basement.
Java?
Going for a +5 funny IC.
Gates: Patience, my friend. In time, WGA will seek *you* out, and when it does, you must bring it before me. It has grown strong. Only together can we turn WGA to the Dark Side of the Desktop.
Balmer: As you wish.
Gates: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen.
There is an even easier way to defeat this nag.
http://www.ubuntu.com/
Do you remember being young? Do you remember how easy it was to climb trees, tumble on the ground, do cartwheels etc?
Being under developed is an advantage in the sport of gymnastics, especially for females.
works for me
It is fate that I respond to your post...
Don't mod me down... I couldn't help it!
Zig Hail to the gramer natzi
After all, you can't stop a determined thief, so why not just let them have what they want?
Yes... why not?
dont diss my house biotch.
Spoon boy: Do not try and spank the sporn. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no sporn.
Neo: There is no sporn?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the sporn that spanks, it is only yourself.
Yes, I conceed that you have a point.