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Measuring the "Colbert Bump"

An anonymous reader writes "Democratic politicians receive a 40% increase in contributions in the 30 days after appearing on the comedy cable show The Colbert Report. In contrast, their Republican counterparts essentially gain nothing. Moreover, even a cursory analysis demonstrates that despite being a comedy program The Colbert Report appears to exercise 'disproportionate real world influence' — likely due to the 'elite demographic' of its audience." In my home we refer to Stephen as "Loud Daddy" because my child would scream bloody murder when we paused him (and only him) on screen. Even at 8 months old the kid has strange taste.

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  1. Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    For president!

    1. Re:Colbert by Freeside1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, because celebrities-turned-politicians have such a great track record

    2. Re:Colbert by claymore1977 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's wrong with the Governator?

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      Mal: "So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
    3. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 'The Body' Ventura?

    4. Re:Colbert by thermian · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's wrong with the Governator?

      Just what you see, pal.

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      A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    5. Re:Colbert by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Worse than other politicians?

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      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    6. Re:Colbert by claymore1977 · · Score: 1

      I'd put my money on Ventura in a Governator v Ventura v Regan brawl. ..providing all members were still alive.

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      Mal: "So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
    7. Re:Colbert by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I'd put my money on Ventura in a Governator v Ventura v Regan brawl. ..providing all members were still alive.

      Well, as for those that are still alive, we've already seen it. Ventura won the CGI version, but refused to fight for real when the Family Feud guy pissed him off.

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      There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
    8. Re:Colbert by njfuzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, all those failures like President Ronald Reagan, Senator Fred Thompson, Ambassador Shirley (Temple) Black, Congressman "Sonny" Bono, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Mayor Clint Eastwood... I don't agree with their politics, but it's hard to say they were all bad or completely unsuccessful.

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    9. Re:Colbert by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reagan is still alive and working at a toy store.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    10. Re:Colbert by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mayor is fine...the splatter damage area is greatly reduced to maybe no more than the tri-county area. Regan fscked us with onerous debt and Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

    11. Re:Colbert by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Regan has been honored by both sides of the isle.

      You know, this would have been +1, Funny (Double Entendre) if we were talking about the UK, and you could be referring to both the North and South sides if the isle. As it is, though, it's merely -0.25, Bad Spelling (Aisle vs Isle) and -0.25, Bad Spelling (Reagan vs Regan). Apparently the moderators round down.

    12. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Ronald Reagan

    13. Re:Colbert by Churla · · Score: 5, Funny

      I will wholeheartedly throw my support behind this as long as he picks Lewis Black as his VP.

      The mental image of Lewis Black presiding over Senate proceedings would make it worth the vote right there.

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      I'm a fiscal conservative, it's a pity we don't have a political party anymore
    14. Re:Colbert by WeeLad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mayor is fine...the splatter damage area is greatly reduced to maybe no more than the tri-county area. Regan fscked us with onerous debt and Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

      Using "splatter" and "Sonny Bono" in the same post... I laughed quietly to myself and felt horrible about it.

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      Seriously, Don't take anything I say seriously.
    15. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would rather vote to Stephen Colbert and John Stewart than either Barack or McCain. At least they are honest and actually answer questions and don't try to play the people. I would definitely trust them in the position of power over the choices we have now. Which is actually kinda sad that politicians have disappointed us that much.

    16. Re:Colbert by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      No I think they named the CTEA after him because he had recently died.

    17. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Ronald Reagan

      The greatest President of the last 60 years and maybe more.

    18. Re:Colbert by daedae · · Score: 1

      How does Reagan being dead affect his ability to lose to Ventura and the Governator?

      Or is this a weird "In Soviet Russia, president deads you" sort of thing? Is that the real reason he wanted Gorbachev to tear down the wall, so he could invoke a meme to beat actors from the grave?

    19. Re:Colbert by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Troll

      They led you where you are now. If you can't say they were all bad, you're fucking blind.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    20. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mental image of Lewis Black presiding over Senate proceedings would make it worth the vote right there.

      Suddenly, CSPAN became infinitely more interesting.

      but then again, something times nothing is still nothing....

    21. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (assuming we get the Colbert character and not the real guy), that would amount to four more years of what we have now...

    22. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft, whatever - Zombie Reagan > Living Reagan in his prime.

    23. Re:Colbert by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And make sure John Hodgman is chosen as either Press Secretary, or Secretary of State.

      While we're at it, he might as well appoint Larry David as our delegate to the UN.

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      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    24. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Colbert asked Kevin Costner if he would run for office and Costner laughed and said something like, 'No... I've lead a colorful life."

      I think that would probably be the issue with *most* people like Colbert and John Stewart. The facts of Bush's "colorful" youth were largely ignored when he was running for election. I couldn't believe he got away with "I haven't used cocaine since January of 1987." but more power to him since i think cocaine and pot should be legal. I'd never do cocaine-- taking something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it isn't my thing. But wise men throughout history have altered their conciousness. And suddenly we disallow it and insist that only the most prissy, straight-laced people who don't even match 90% of the population in actual behavior should be our political leaders. Basically-- PRIESTS should be our leaders. The kings and lords and barons of industry had strong passions and lead bold lives and it gave them the strength of character needed to truly do the right thing.

      Perhaps it is time to stop throwing away good leaders because they lead "colorful" lives and aren't priests. I imagine most leaders throughout history were alpha males and lead colorful lives filled with fighting, boozing, womanizing, and drinking. Since our memory is now much longer and much more through, it may be time to adjust the rules to the new "no privacy" reality.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    25. Re:Colbert by spidercoz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn right. He made accumulating national debt the national pastime.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, re Voltaire
    26. Re:Colbert by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he tried that (well, inasmuch as it could be considered a serious run, which it wasn't).

      He didn't even get on the South Carolina Democratic primary ballot, despite getting enough support, because the SC Democratic party are a bunch of humorless dicks.

      Mind you, the rally he attended here in Columbia was fun.

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      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    27. Re:Colbert by Poltras · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're doing very well without him, may I remind.

    28. Re:Colbert by erroneus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If people were given the plain truth about some things, they simply couldn't stomach it. "They can't handle the truth" and I believe that to be the truth.

      For example, I think it's VERY evident based on the evidence that one of the hi-jacked airliners were shot down by US military forces. The cooked up story about people calling from cell phones while the plane was in flight? (Have you ever made a successful phone call while a plane was in flight at any altitude? I have tried over and over and over again and have never been successful and I simply don't buy that story at all.) The US public would rather think of the victims as heros -- it's a much better picture. But the evidence doesn't indicate that to be the case, and I was watching TV live when they announced debris from that crash scattered for more than 5 miles. There's no way on earth that could have happened from a mere nose-dive into the ground. The plane was shot down.

      Most logical thinking people would agree that it was the right call to make too. Those lives were lost already. Shooting them down could only serve to save lives and property of their targets.

      But do you think the general public can really handle that? Those whiny people who want to negotiate with terrorists? I doubt it.

      What is the point I'm making? Politicians can't speak the truth, even when they know it. (I'm not entirely convinced they know the truth either.) The people can't handle the truth. If they spoke the truth, they'd either be considered a whack-job or a doom-sayer and either way, the smoke-blowers will always have more voter appeal.

      Someone made a comment about The Governator being a bad governor. He's actually a very good governor fighting an impossibly broken system. He has the balls to keep fighting it though even if it means being amazingly unpopular in his decision-making. You've got to respect his drive to balance the California budget -- something that probably hasn't been done in decades. Making hard and unpopular decisions are what makes him a good leader. The truth is actually very ugly and unpopular, but candy-coated smoke is bad for the state's and the nation's long-term health.

    29. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honesty? Seriously? Colbert makes a living pretending to be a Republican while making that party look foolish. He may be many things, satirical, funny, insightful, but lets not make him the bastion of truth and honesty, kay?

    30. Re:Colbert by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      And make sure John Hodgman is chosen as either Press Secretary, or Secretary of State.

      Oh, gods no. His Daily Show work is negated by his participation in those insipid "I'm a PC/I'm a mac" ads

    31. Re:Colbert by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's not fair. Reagan in his prime was a comedy and romance actor, not a professional wrestler.

      Now Ventura vs. Zombie Reagan, that would be an interesting match!

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    32. Re:Colbert by corbettw · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mayor is fine...the splatter damage area is greatly reduced to maybe no more than the tri-county area. Regan fscked us with onerous debt and Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

      Inigo Montoya would like a word with you.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    33. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THis is pretty typical, this "elite demographic" are a bunch of pinko commie bastards.

      Hope you guys like paying hella taxes!

    34. Re:Colbert by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least they are honest and actually answer questions and don't try to play the people.

      Which is of course another way of saying "they aren't running for President". Anyone who is seriously trying to win an election is of course going to spin what they say to maximize the number of votes they get. Even the ever-popular "I'm a straight talker who never spins" spin is still just that... a spin, calculated to appeal to voters.

      It's silly to go to a mud-wrestling match and then criticize the wrestlers for getting muddy.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    35. Re:Colbert by vimm · · Score: 0

      isn't lewis black dead?

    36. Re:Colbert by Some_Llama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "taking something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it isn't my thing."

      Is that even true?!?! I seem to hear this "info" about various drugs via our (US) government ant-drug propaganda, partnership for drug free America, esp when it is in the headlines.. like Ectasy, i knew people who had done it many times 10 years before all the news stories about it being a "problem", then when they realized kids were taking it you started hearing reports of people dying from trying it once.. ONE PILL!!! OMG!

      Acid makes you go crazy, pot is worse than cigs and fund terrorism, you can go from starlet to crypt keeper in less than 6 months on speed (before you jump down my throat consider this, 2.5 million kids were given speed in 2003 for ADHD), coke will kill you if you try it... does anyone actually lend any credence to this stuff anymore?

      My wife and I just laugh when we see the current spat of anti-drug commercials because they are SOOOO far from reality.

    37. Re:Colbert by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Of course, then they'd have to get Patton Oswald and Greg Giraldo appointed to the Supreme Court, so they can continue arguing about what is the "root of all evil".

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    38. Re:Colbert by RenderSeven · · Score: 2, Funny

      They led you where you are now

      You mean affluent, employed, or happy?

    39. Re:Colbert by alexborges · · Score: 1

      I agree. Bushes idiocy has nothing to do with coke.

      On the other hand, Winston Churchill was an alcoholic through and through and id make him eternal despot king of the galaxy if I could pull it off, bringing him back from the death.

      He wouldnt accept, which is the whole point, isnt it?

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    40. Re:Colbert by EllisDees · · Score: 2, Informative

      >The cooked up story about people calling from cell phones while the plane was in flight? (Have you ever made a successful phone call while a plane was in flight at any altitude? I have tried over and over and over again and have never been successful and I simply don't buy that story at all.)

      It all depends on where you happen to be flying over at the moment. If you're in the middle of the Pacific, you're probably not going to get a signal. But if you're flying over any reasonably populated area, it's not difficult to get a signal even 5 miles up. I just flew from Vegas to Cleveland a few weeks back and forgot to turn my phone off until in the middle of the trip and I had 2 bars showing then. I didn't actually make a call, but my phone was saying it was ok.

      Besides, weren't those flights brought closer to the ground than they would usually be before they were crashed?

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      -- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
    41. Re:Colbert by alexborges · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, yes, I agree that disinformation is actually way worse than just saying the truth. But prohibition does make the drugs in the streets unhealthier than the should.

      Go look for friedman's video in America's Drug Forum. The old bastard had it so well thought out, that he has me convinced that people die from bad drug use, mostly, because drugs are illegal.

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    42. Re:Colbert by alexborges · · Score: 1

      "If people were given the plain truth about some things, they simply couldn't stomach it. "They can't handle the truth" and I believe that to be the truth."

      AAAAAARGH.... Cant. Handle. THat....

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    43. Re:Colbert by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Cocain and other hard drugs do have a slim chance of killing you outright, in large part because its illegal, its quality is unregulated, and only god knows what that line in front of you bought from some dealer you met while drunk at the club was cut with.

    44. Re:Colbert by sorak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Colbert asked Kevin Costner if he would run for office and Costner laughed and said something like, 'No... I've lead a colorful life."

      I think that would probably be the issue with *most* people like Colbert and John Stewart. The facts of Bush's "colorful" youth were largely ignored when he was running for election. I couldn't believe he got away with "I haven't used cocaine since January of 1987." but more power to him since i think cocaine and pot should be legal.

      It's unfortunate, however, that our status quo is one which makes a large portion of our culture into criminals, and then, they can get elected to office, so long as they claim that's how it should be.

      I'd never do cocaine-- taking something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it isn't my thing. But wise men throughout history have altered their conciousness. And suddenly we disallow it and insist that only the most prissy, straight-laced people who don't even match 90% of the population in actual behavior should be our political leaders. Basically-- PRIESTS should be our leaders. The kings and lords and barons of industry had strong passions and lead bold lives and it gave them the strength of character needed to truly do the right thing.

      Umm...Priests have gotten away with things no politician could ever be forgiven for. Make no doubt about it, our politicians have to live up to a much higher standard than our clergy.

    45. Re:Colbert by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      Well... you could always look to Al Franken also...

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      Stupidity only gets you so far, then you've gotta try
    46. Re:Colbert by Taagehornet · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is time to stop throwing away good leaders because they lead "colorful" lives and aren't priests.

      I'd say we're already there:
      Barack Obama: "I inhaled frequently ...that was the point"
      and Schwarzenegger has never really tried to hide his past.

    47. Re:Colbert by matang · · Score: 1

      i'm not sure which isle you're referring to, but the mainland isn't necessarily as much a fan.

    48. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You might be thinking of Bill Hicks.

    49. Re:Colbert by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Check this reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_site

      This roughly describes the distribution of cell towers and how they get balanced out and such. In less densely populated areas, a cell tower can operate in as much as a 25 mile radius. In densly populated areas, towers can be as close as 0.25 miles. When towers are so close, they transmit at lower power to prevent too much signal overlap. What also happens is dropped and failed calls because not only is there a decrease in signal power, but there is a high propensity of locking on to one tower and then changing while you're moving. And at 400 to 600knots, you can be sure that over densly populated areas, your chances of making a call are pretty darned low. (On the other hand, in a virtually empty area with a single tower operating with a 25 mile range, the notion of making a phone call is more plausible though still not quite as believable)

      But the towers are only half of the matter. The other half is the hand-held phone's ability to transmit through the body of a plane to the towers. A plane's body is a very effective shield though not completely so. I won't say these things aren't possible, but there's a lot more favoring "unlikely" than "likely." And quite frankly, I've never been able to do it... that is make a phone call while in flight.

    50. Re:Colbert by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      The mental image of Lewis Black presiding over Senate proceedings would make it worth the vote right there.

      That would be freakin' awesome, man! Dude, CSPAN's ratings would go through the roof!

    51. Re:Colbert by Convector · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about Governor Jesse Ventura! Actually, maybe you should forget about him.

    52. Re:Colbert by Convector · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the only person qualfied to be Colbert's VP is his debate partner from "Formidable Opponent".

    53. Re:Colbert by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn right. He made accumulating national debt the national pastime.

      Congress sets the budget, not the president.

      --
      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    54. Re:Colbert by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

      Inigo Montoya would like a word with you.

      With all due respect to the Supreme Court, if copyright outlives both the author and his peers, that effectively is an eternal period for anyone who was alive at its creation and would care enough to want to copy it, let alone ephemeral works which may cease to exist in any material form in under a year.

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      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    55. Re:Colbert by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Don't forget about Governor Jesse Ventura! Actually, maybe you should forget about him.

      Well, I'm not going to forget about him. I'm hoping he'll run for president in 2012 (if the country isn't completely screwed up beyond repair by then). He'd make a much better president than either of the crappy choices we have this year.

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    56. Re:Colbert by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      Zig Hail to the gramer natzi

    57. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It really is true that people drop dead from a heart attack taking coke. My grandfather died at 64 from a heart attack. I'll pass.

      It may have to do with the quality of the coke but the fact is there is a subgroup of people whose bodies over and under react to anything (alchohol, grain, meat, shellfish, peanuts, cocaine). Amazingly, pot seems to be an exception (I think reported death ever). If it were legal, I'd do pot over alchohol in a heartbeat since I'm on the edge of being diabetic.

      The problem with the lying anti-drug campaign is that it makes people skeptical of the very real drawbacks of using various substances (impotence, dependency, death). But what are we going to do??? Live in a 5' box our entire lives fed pap through a straw? No- you inform yourself on the risks of your activity (I will *never* skydive for example- the odds are worse than coke for sure) and then you decide if it is worth it.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    58. Re:Colbert by Artista42 · · Score: 1

      I'd say Bill Clinton led a "colorful" life all the way up through his time in office, and he was still a good leader. In fact, I find it outrageous that his infidelity was a big enough deal to warrant his impeachment, yet Bush and Cheney's lies about the reasons for going to war in Iraq, blatant disregard for the constitution and condonation of torture are unimportant enough to be overlooked. If only the Democrats in Congress weren't such a huge bunch of wimps, we would have taken care of this by now.

      At least Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are honest and forthright about their opinions. They wouldn't go to great lengths to avoid conflict the way that Congress has been doing.

    59. Re:Colbert by drodal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn right. He made accumulating national debt the national pastime.

      And he made catsup a vegetable! Think of the children!

    60. Re:Colbert by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
      Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
      Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?!
      [chuckles in disbelief]
      Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who's Vice-President? Jerry Lewis?

      [rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]
      Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
      Marty McFly: [following] Whoa! Wait! Doc!
      Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!
      Marty McFly: [outside the lab door] Doc, you gotta listen to me!
      Dr. Emmett Brown: I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    61. Re:Colbert by dwye · · Score: 1

      Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

      Inigo Montoya would like a word with you.

      With all due respect to the Supreme Court, if copyright outlives both the author and his peers, that effectively is an eternal period for anyone who was alive at its creation and would care enough to want to copy it, let alone ephemeral works which may cease to exist in any material form in under a year.

      I think the point is that just because something is constitutional doesn't make it wise, or even just merely stupid. You may disagree with the usefulness of eternal copyrights, but that is different from its unprovable non-usefulness making it obviously unconstitutional. Of course if you ARE the majority of Supreme Court Justices, sharing an account, that is different.

    62. Re:Colbert by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      you forgot Washington, Jefferson, Grant, Teddy Roosevelt, and Eisenhower.

    63. Re:Colbert by drodal · · Score: 1

      I did approve of Clint Eastwood's stand on ice cream!

    64. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Some priests. Probably under 10% of them.

      90% of them are decent, good men who work hard and selflessly.

      Well maybe 80% of the catholic church priests- its so big and old it has more corruption.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    65. Re:Colbert by spidercoz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Congress approves the budget, it's drawn up by the executive.

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    66. Re:Colbert by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Or to put it another way, just because you think something is unconstitutional doesn't make it so, especially if the courts have found that it is constitutional. Your remedy is to try to amend the constitution, not throw off half-baked legal theories with no grounds in reality.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    67. Re:Colbert by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Congress approves the budget, it's drawn up by the executive.

      Nope. It's fully Congress' responsibility.

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    68. Re:Colbert by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure both sides of Alcatraz miss him.

    69. Re:Colbert by k1e0x · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."
      --Ronald Reagan

      Reagan has all these great libertarian quotes.. but he shrunk the size of government NOT AT ALL. Even if he really believed what he was talking bout, he didn't really fix any problems. (No Reagan did not kill communism, its a popular myth but it was the unworkable system of communism that killed communism.)

      They say the power of the state changes people.. I seen a cartoonist liken it to The One Ring from Lord of the Rings.. as to say those who get power are unable to destroy that power.

      The cartoon is here. http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2007/12/14/no-more-kings/

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      Bringing liberty to the masses. - http://freetalklive.com/
    70. Re:Colbert by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 0, Troll

      [blockquote]You mean affluent, employed, or happy?[/blockquote]

      I think he means "Canadian."

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    71. Re:Colbert by hedwards · · Score: 2, Informative

      (before you jump down my throat consider this, 2.5 million kids were given speed in 2003 for ADHD), coke will kill you if you try it... does anyone actually lend any credence to this stuff anymore?

      That's a complete mischaracterization of Ritalin. The amount that is prescribed is only a small fraction of how much a person using it recreationally uses, and it's closely monitored by the Dr. and pharmacist to ensure that it's not being abused. You're definitely not going to get buzzed or addicted on the amount that a doctor is prescribing without taking more than the prescribed dose.

      Comparing it with the recreational use is a completely unfair comparison to make.

      As for coke, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen from time to time. It definitely does happen with alcohol, somebody that's never drank before and doesn't know how much is too much can definitely drink themselves to death on the first day.

    72. Re:Colbert by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both sides lie about drug use and abuse, I'm not sure why anecdotal evidence from those that have an incentive to promote the use is more reputable than the alleged anti-drug conspiracy.

      The fact of the matter is that unfortunately, none of the drugs are well studied enough at this point to suggest that they are truly safe, and in most cases, people wouldn't be abusing them if they were.

      In all honesty, a joint a couple of times a year is unlikely to cause serious non-legal consequences, but as long as the pro-drug boosters are pretending like it can't be addictive, it's unlikely that they'll get much traction on that. The definition of addiction at no point states that pot can't be addictive, if you've got the symptoms of addiction, it really doesn't matter what the substance is, you're still addicted.

    73. Re:Colbert by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mayor is fine...the splatter damage area is greatly reduced to maybe no more than the tri-county area. Regan fscked us with onerous debt and Sonny Bono gave us unconstitutionally long copyright terms.

      Using "splatter" and "Sonny Bono" in the same post... I laughed quietly to myself and felt horrible about it.

      I can't ski, babe. Mind that tree, babe.

      (in the interest of good taste, I'll avoid the obvious "George of the Jungle" theme song tie-in.)

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    74. Re:Colbert by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Only if it's officiated by Raptor Jesus.

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    75. Re:Colbert by mlow82 · · Score: 1

      The only reason they are honest and don't "play the people" is precisely because they aren't running for public office. Don't you think their behavior would change once they announced the ticket?

    76. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't try to play the people.

      Isn't the point of the Colbert Bump that it *does* play the people?

    77. Re:Colbert by schwaang · · Score: 1

      Using "splatter" and "Sonny Bono" in the same post... I laughed quietly to myself and felt horrible about it.

      Oh thanks. Now there's Tandoori chicken all over my monitor.

    78. Re:Colbert by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      So is declaring war. The seperation of powers parts of the Constitution have been pretty much just for show for awhile now, it would seem.

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    79. Re:Colbert by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Honesty? Seriously? Colbert makes a living pretending to be a Republican while making that party look foolish. He may be many things, satirical, funny, insightful, but lets not make him the bastion of truth and honesty, kay?

      Satirists generally tell lies to reveal the truth; surely that's the whole point of satire.

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    80. Re:Colbert by Zenaku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd never do cocaine-- taking something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it isn't my thing.

      Not that I disagree with you, but a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it doesn't sound all that scary. . . ever had peanut butter? The odds of that killing you the first time you use it are 10 times greater. (1 in 10000 chance of death, with 1 in 200 being allergic).

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    81. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't, the guy was just another self-interested politician who was elected for all the wrong reasons and did all the wrong things in office. I don't want to say "I'm glad he's dead" or anything, but...
       
      Let's just say I would be equally happy if he weren't elected in the first place.

    82. Re:Colbert by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

      THis is pretty typical, this "elite demographic" are a bunch of pinko commie bastards

      The John Birch Society called. They want their red-baiting talking points back.

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    83. Re:Colbert by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Our public is simple-minded and moralistic (at least in terms of who they'll vote for) so they get the "leaders" most of them deserve. The American public, by and large are simple beasts and they will only elect people who pander to them.

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    84. Re:Colbert by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      Priests have gotten away with things no politician could ever be forgiven for. Make no doubt about it, our politicians have to live up to a much higher standard than our clergy.

      yeah, you really want a bunch of kiddy-fiddlers running the country?

      Oh wait...

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    85. Re:Colbert by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      Agreed with the cellphone comment. Not to mention the fact that three of the strongest buildings in the world collapsed along the path of greatest resistance.

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    86. Re:Colbert by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      As for coke, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen from time to time.

      I'm not sure about the 1 in 100,000 ratio, but there is a significant portion of the population that is allergic to the metabolite of Cocaine. They do it, the body metabolises it, and they keel over. For the rest of the population the problem with the Cocaine HCl high, not so much what you get from chewing coca, is that it immediately kicks in tolerance. Plus, by the time you recognize you have a problem, it's because you have long used up all tolerance. You now need coke just to get to normal. Cocaine can only be used like vacations. Rarely, on a timescale of a year. If you do it all the time it will bankrupt you and consume your life. You're absolutely right about the physician oversight. That's how bomber and fighter pilots avoid becoming speed freaks. The Flight Surgeon looks after their dosage and can ground them.

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    87. Re:Colbert by Alsee · · Score: 1

      President Ronald Reagan, Senator Fred Thompson, Ambassador Shirley (Temple) Black, Congressman "Sonny" Bono, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Mayor Clint Eastwood

      Hmmm, I think I detect a pattern in there....

      President Ronald Reagan: Republican.
      Senator Fred Thompson: Republican.
      Congressman "Sonny" Bono: Republican.
      Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger: Republican.
      Mayor Clint Eastwood: Now self describes as libertarian, but has been registered as a Republican since 1951 and still blatantly sides Republican.

      Shirley (Temple) Black - I don't think ambassador really fits in with elected officials, but you listed he so I'll cover her anyway:
      Shirley (Temple) Black: Republican.
      Delegate to the United Nations. 1969 President Richard Nixon: Republican.
      Ambassador to Ghana. 1974-76 President Ford: Republican.
      Ambassador to Czechoslovakia. 1989-92 President George H.W. Bush: Republican.

      Hollywood is stereotypically Democratic, it is routinely used by Republicans as a raging Icon Of Evil, and anytime any "Hollywood Liberal" comments on any political/social issue you hear Republicans having apoplectic fit screaming that Hollywood fame gives them no right or expertise to comment on such issues and that they should just shut-the-fuck-up. Yet it seems Republicans are the ones more inclined to line up behind a candidate who's primary qualification is their acting ability / acting fame.

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    88. Re:Colbert by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      as long as the pro-drug boosters are pretending like it can't be addictive...
      The definition of addiction at no point states that pot can't be addictive

      Right. People can exhibit addictive behavior about virtually anything.

      Lets put it this way - I am aware of no credible scientific basis that pot is any more addictive than chocolate.

      And for a little amusing non-scientific research:
      Results 1 - 10 of about 1,680,000 for chocolate addictive
      Results 1 - 10 of about 1,530,000 for pot addictive

      Results 1 - 10 of about 1,610,000 for chocoholic
      Results 1 - 10 of about 286 for potoholic
      (Interesting - apparently there are Phantom Of The Opera POTO-holics, chuckle)

      Results 1 - 10 of about 61,300 for "chocolate addict"
      Results 1 - 10 of about 3,240 for "pot addict"

      Results 1 - 10 of about 41,600 for "chocolate addiction"
      Results 1 - 10 of about 9,780 for "pot addiction"

      Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "chocolate cost me my job"
      No results found for "pot cost me my job"

      Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "chocolate ruined my marriage"
      No results found for "pot ruined my marriage"

      Results 1 - 10 of about 325,000 for "death by chocolate"
      Results 1 - 10 of about 173 for "death by pot"
      (Most of those links are say "not one documented case of death by pot", and quite a few talk of pot roast, pot pie, pot noodles, or pot hole hehe)

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    89. Re:Colbert by Alsee · · Score: 1

      it's closely monitored by the Dr. and pharmacist to ensure that it's not being abused

      I don't know where you're from, but we don't need y'all foreigners round here.

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    90. Re:Colbert by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem." --Ronald Reagan

      Reagan has all these great libertarian quotes.. but he shrunk the size of government NOT AT ALL. Even if he really believed what he was talking bout, he didn't really fix any problems.

      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93253890

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    91. Re:Colbert by rthille · · Score: 1

      I would have to say that _retroactive_ copyright extension should be seen as unconstitutional. After all, if the statues are only allowed to 'promote the arts & sciences' (or whatever the actual wording is), you'd have to show how retroactively extending a copyright which at the time of creation was a certain length would somehow influence that creator positively. Of course now, creators know that in the future they'll be able to buy off congress to extend their copyrights indefinitely...

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    92. Re:Colbert by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The only thing better than Lewis Black in the Senate would be Lewis Black in the UN.

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    93. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fighting, boozing, womanizing, and drinking

      like JFK, pulling a buddy along with his teeth after losing his PT boat, and the words "Would you come aside for a-ah sahrious discussion!"

    94. Re:Colbert by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I would have to say that _retroactive_ copyright extension should be seen as unconstitutional.

      I checked once, and I think that nothing went PD, then back under copyright, by virtue of any of the extensions.

      If you think that it is unconstitutional to extend the copyright on something under copyright, then violate it, and become the Scopes of this law. I would suggest avoiding a super-rich copyright holder or something important to them (ie, avoid Disney, esp. avoid "Steamboat Willie"), just to have a chance.

      Good luck with that.

    95. Re:Colbert by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      Only because the dems wanted to steal voters from the republicans. For no other reason did they pay that douchebag respect. I remember trickle down economics and had to live through it, Regan was not a great president. No matter what the current popular hype is.

    96. Re:Colbert by narcberry · · Score: 1

      Mod parent troll, seriously "5, Interesting" ?

      Wow you got offbase pretty quick.
      A large majority of our Senators and Congressmen have multiple DUI's under their belt. Alcoholism, scandal, abuse, and other non-prissy, crocked laced themes run amid public officials life. Perhaps the problems with government officials are inherent to the fact that we DON'T elect straight-laced people, because those people are working hard all day, and happy at home with their families.

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    97. Re:Colbert by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

      It's unfortunate, however, that our status quo is one which makes a large portion of our culture into criminals, and then, they can get elected to office, so long as they claim that's how it should be.

      I know the point you're trying to make, but... are you someone who believes once a criminal, always a criminal? What about the ones who have done the time (or other penalty) that society has assessed legally for the crime for which they were convicted?

    98. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I worked in an office full of very successful people about 10 years older than I was that apparently did coke on a regular basis in the late 70's and 80's.
      My sister-in-law from my first marriage also used coke multiple times without issue.
      I recently dated a lady who had apparently "tooted" many times and was fine (except really greedy and on hard times from the real estate crash).

      I highly doubt that cocaine causes physical addition in 90% of the population. I think most people can use it, enjoy the high, and not use it and be fine.

      I think about the same percentage as have problems with alchohol have serious problems with cocaine. Either because they have severe unresolved issues that they are self medicating (child hood abuse being a big one) for or because they do get physical addiction to it (perhaps like native americans for alchohol).

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    99. Re:Colbert by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well at least separate out the celebrities from the two basic types, the performing monkies and the ones that actually create content. Comedians who actually write the own content and pretty generally recognised as being head and shoulders and pretty well the whole rest of the torso above the performance artists when it comes to intellect.

      So it is very likely that they would do a whole lot better job that the actors who have managed to 'act' their way into the job following the 'script' created by their campaign manager, all to fulfil their own bloated egos and who leave the actual running of their political office to the lobbyists.

      The real shame of it is, most comedians are far to honest to put up with the B$ to force their way into public office. So, would some of the most well known and creative comedians make better politicians then the crap we got stuck with, most bloody likely.

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    100. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the general populace considers giving a highly detailed and nuanced answer to a question on policy as a sign of weakness, and that reconsidering almost any issue at almost any time is "flip-flopping." Hoping for them to grasp satire is like hoping for an orangutan to fly a 747 safely. It might happen, but I wouldn't bet on it - and I wouldn't want to be riding along in the plane.

    101. Re:Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously dude, layoff that KoolAid.

    102. Re:Colbert by Lanboy · · Score: 1

      Agree that illicit drugs should be legalized, but Costner's color apparently extends to forcing massuesses to grab his jihnson. On his honeymoon.

      Scumbag.

    103. Re:Colbert by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And maybe Democrats get a boost and Republicans don't because more Democrats watch the show than Republicans. I have no idea if that's true or not but it seems like a reasonable conclusion.

      I'm also curious how they compared "similar candidates" that did or didn't do the show. If it's not the same candidate, the same night, and the same election their results will differ.

      But whatever. I'm sure someone feels pretty insightful for producing such a useful study.

    104. Re:Colbert by shermo · · Score: 1

      There's more than one word for pot, whereas chocolate is pretty much just called chocolate.

      Repeat your highly scientific study with 'marijuana', 'cannibis' etc

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    105. Re:Colbert by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Cocaine fucks up your sense of right and wrong though. I've lost two friends because once they started using it regularly they turned into selfish assholes when they were on it and total emotional cripples when they were trying to scrounge the cash for another hit or wait for their dealer.

      Some drug that makes you think you're God almighty for 10 minutes is not a good thing. Especially as it's expensive and you need another hit soon to keep going.

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    106. Re:Colbert by rthille · · Score: 1

      If I create a work with the expectation of owning the copyright for 10 years, then extending the copyright on that work to 15 or 20 years does nothing to encourage me to create that work, since I already went to the effort to create it with the expectation of 10 years of income.

      On that basis, I would argue that any extension of copyright for extant works is not to "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts"

      Too bad the Supreme Court disagrees with me.

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    107. Re:Colbert by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cause Democrats had nothing to do with outrageous spending in the 80's. Are you referring to Don Regan? Oh, wait, you mean Ronald Reagan. I know it's tough to use that keyboard without skipping keys here and there.

      This is why Slashdot should skip the political news. There is always some JV leftist who gets modded "insightful" for spouting off on Reagan, and relating copyright length to the Constitution.

      The sick part is, I don't like long copyright terms. But there is nothing in the Constitution which forbids a long copyright term, so I just have to conclude that you have come to this planet to make everyone more stupid.

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    108. Re:Colbert by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Well if you are willing to abandon good taste (as I myself certainly am) here you go: I hit a tree babe

    109. Re:Colbert by spidercoz · · Score: 1
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    110. Re:Colbert by sorak · · Score: 1

      It's unfortunate, however, that our status quo is one which makes a large portion of our culture into criminals, and then, they can get elected to office, so long as they claim that's how it should be.

      I know the point you're trying to make, but... are you someone who believes once a criminal, always a criminal? What about the ones who have done the time (or other penalty) that society has assessed legally for the crime for which they were convicted?

      No. I absolutely believe that once reformed, someone should have opportunities.(I would argue that the "once a criminal always a criminal" approach pushes former convicts into a life of crime by depriving them of other options). The point which I should have made more clearly is that A)> No law should be so strict that only a small minority can adhere to it, and B). It is hypocrisy to have a system where most people are criminals in their youth, and then defend that status quo when they get older.

    111. Re:Colbert by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "That's a complete mischaracterization of Ritalin. The amount that is prescribed is only a small fraction of how much a person using it recreationally uses,"

      Yes it would be, i'm not talking about ritalin.. that is one of the first "has amphetamine in it" class of drug for ADD/ADHD, there are 2 others that are just either one straight Amphetamine or a mix of different types of amphetamine salts.

      Ritalin is primarily prescribed for the youngest children and mildest cases, when the non-stimulants are shown not to work. The families i have talked to who have a kid/kids who suffer greatly from ADD/ADHD usually won't find relief with Ritalin even at max dosages.

      " and it's closely monitored by the Dr. and pharmacist to ensure that it's not being abused. You're definitely not going to get buzzed or addicted on the amount that a doctor is prescribing without taking more than the prescribed dose."

      Closely monitored? What are you talking about? I actually have first hand knowledge, and it's not "closely monitored", maybe you mean distribution is tightly controlled, which is true but that's a different set of controls to prevent black market resale, not abuse. I can get a buzz at my current dose, but that's ok because i often have insomnia and when i have had little sleep the night before it balances out.

      After having the meds for a period of time you do adjust and build tolerance, but just like anything...

      "Comparing it with the recreational use is a completely unfair comparison to make."

      I don't think it is.. and speaking from experience let me explain why.. i used to use speed, (meth and/or amphetamine) and as i reflect (having quit all substance use for a number of years and then being treated for ADHD) I see that i was seeking what the drug could do for me, and thank God I can now can get the same thing in an easy pill, automatically measured and pure.

      Before i had to deal with cut product, getting ripped off completely or risk going to jail for mutiple years.

      So now i am "being treated for a medical condition" and previously i was "using it recreationally", for me it's the end result that motivated the consumption and still does.

      Every drug has it's uses, and flat out banning or demonizing the drug is the wrong way to go about it.. let there be punishments for actions and let people use drugs if it helps them live better lives.. i know in my case the difference is night and day.

      I can't believe you got +3 informative... sigh.

    112. Re:Colbert by Caboosian · · Score: 1

      I'd never do cocaine-- taking something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time you use it isn't my thing.

      Do you drive? 42,884 people died of accidents in the U.S. (2003), out of a total of 196,165,667 drivers (2003). This means that your odds of being killed are 1/4574. Obviously, with variances in driving styles, habits and skill, that statistic could fluctuate greatly - but I doubt to the point of 1/100,000.

      Cocaine is IMO a horrible drug - something I'd never even consider. However, it's silly to say that you're afraid of doing something that has a 1/100,000 chance of killing you the first time, when you regularly take a just as lethal risk an order of magnitude higher. Had you listed the other bad aspects of cocaine (addiction, illicit, etc.), I probably would've avoided this rant.

      I just find it odd when people are irrationally afraid of some things (omg terrorism), and then feel completely safe doing something that's stupidly more dangerous.

    113. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And...
      Fifty-five percent of passenger vehicle occupants who died in 2005 were unbelted. (~1/10,000) since I always wear my seatbelt.
      Thirty-nine percent of fatalities were alchohol related (but overlap not stated-- still probably brings it down to (~1/20,000) since I've never driven drunk.
      Oh... here's a biggie. Over 5,400 were not occupants of the automobile. About 1/8th. (1/5,100... 1/1,2000... 1/24,000).
      Roughly 1/3 were not in cars (various kinds of trucks) 1/36,000...
      There were 18 states with substantially higher fatality rates (For some reason nebraska had 50% more fatalities than texas in 2003 with a fraction of texas' population). No idea... say 1/50,000.

      I think it pretty much proves your point that cocaine fatalities are "over-feared" and partially propaganda. Tho I would say, driving isn't nearly as fatal as driving in traffic with other vehicles. I luck out there too- I tend to drive when the roads are emptier but outside of the "getting out of clubs" hours.

      My grandfather died at 64 from a heart attack... Cocaine can give you a heart attack the first time you use it.

      But-- yes, it's a bit irrational.

      From knowing many many people who used cocaine, I know that it is addictive at low rates. I've one acquaintance who was addicted to everything (coke, drugs, sex, having children) and many acquaintances who did coke in the 70's and 80's (I *just* missed it along with all the free sex and dancing by about 2 years) and stopped and have great lives. I think the coke is about as physically addictive as alcohol. The real issue is a lot of people in emotional pain self medicating- not physical addiction.

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    114. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Okay... so I did some digging and the numbers are roughly...

      In 1997, 640k were *regular* users and in 2004, 34.2 million Americans aged 12 and over reported lifetime use of cocaine.

      The estimated 1999 cocaine death rate (ignoring drug dealers killing each other, judges, policemen and innocents because of the fabulous wealth available because it is illegal) was....

      87. This includes toxicity deaths (gross overdose-- not heart attack). But say they are all heart attacks!

      You get about 1/114,000 odds if regular users only used one time during the entire year and ignoring that year's share of the 34.2 million people that tried it.

      I'm just guessing here but it sounds like the odds are about 1/1,000,000 and are probably equivalent to or lower than those high school kids who keel over the playing sports in gym class.

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    115. Re:Colbert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand. The president can draw anything up, the constitution give congress the ultimate authority over it. All the law did was simplify the president's ability to request something.

      Congress does not have to follow the budget submitted to them and at any time they can change any law placing restrictions on their abilities to do so if one arises. Congress more or less passed the buck but they aren't stuck keeping it that way or following the president's recommendations.

    116. Re:Colbert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sonny did, are you sure it wasn't his wife that got his seat when he attempted to go skiing head first?

    117. Re:Colbert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I agree with the long copyrights but you certainly don't want them to be as long as the life of the copyright holder. If I'm in violation of your copyright, then bam, someone put a bullet in your brain and I'm out of trouble. And yes, most murder for hire cases I have heard about tend to be for around $5,000 a mark. That seems like it would be cheaper then a drawn out court case as well as any payout for an infringement.

    118. Re:Colbert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I know a couple of people who smoked tobacco and never got cancer but they say you will.

      Coke is expensive which limits a lot of people using it. That is a reason why Crack Cocaine held such high penalties. It cheaper because it actually cuts the coke while increasing the potency due to amonia and other things being in it. I have no idea what the price of coke is now but I used to be able to get an 8 ball (1/8 once or 3.5 grams) for around $120 or so. That was several years ago. Me and two others could take two of those a night. You build up a tolerance with coke really quick and need to increase the amount to do in order to get the same high. I think they call it chasing the buzz or something. If left unchecked, you can easily do enough to make your heart explode (that was a common fear). You really need someone watching you if your the type of person who eats the entire bag of potato chips in one sitting because they are good and you didn't realize how much you had.

      I guess other drugs like heroine and meth have the same effect with getting a tolerance. We used to mix meth in with the coke and call it crank. It would stretch the 10-20 minute coke buzz out to around an hour but you ended up being awake for three days. Coke is perhaps the only drug I have taken that I actually like which means I have to purposely limit myself on it. I went through an 8 or 9 month span were I spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $50,000 chasing it and stopped only after someone almost died from a massive coronary in front of us (because of the usage) Another guy got hepatitis C that was traces to the coke he was taking.

      About 4 or 5 years ago, a guy I went to school with got an infection from some bacteria that grew in the Coke and infected a needle he used when freebasing. It attached to his heart and he now has a pig valve and the docs told him he could die at any time. Another guy who was into heroine actually died something like 5 months after he quit. He stole IVs of saline from the hospital and was giving himself injections to clam the withdraw pains and get a slight vein rush (after associating a high with injections, you start automatically getting a rush or a high after injecting anything until you get sick again).

      Anyways, I'm not the government telling drugs are bad. I'm just some random guy on the internet who has some experience with it. You seem to not have experience and you need to know that they can take you down a dark ride on a path that you might not be able to get off from. Recreational usage means every now and then, not every other day or every day. Make sure if your doing it, that you know someone who has done it to and not turned into a complete waist of good air in the process. Depending on how clean your source is and a number of other things, you can have fun or get hooked or completely lose it. BTW, coke will raise your blood pressure and make your heart race so think twice is your prone to stroke or anything like that. If you really want more information about it, look for a medical site talking about it. Sometimes you can find an advocacy site like this one.

    119. Re:Colbert by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Sure...

      Agree.

      But
      Internet usage can take you down a dark path.
      Alchohol can take you down a dark path.
      Everquest can take you down a dark path.
      People have died from playing Mmorgs too long (from heart failure I think).

      We need to give people freedom. That includes the freedom to do something until they die from it or ruin their life.

      Yes... freedom can lead you down a dark path. You can die from it. Freedom is very heady stuff.

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    120. Re:Colbert by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      We need to give people freedom. That includes the freedom to do something until they die from it or ruin their life.

      A problem with this is that drugs can cause a chemical dependency on top of any other dependency. And in internet, alcohol, everquest or any MMORG, the dark path effect many others more so in the process. I'm not saying that they all don't have their downsides, I'm saying they aren't in the same league just like peewee football players have no business in the NFL.

      Yes... freedom can lead you down a dark path. You can die from it. Freedom is very heady stuff.

      Sometimes a free society puts limits on freedoms in order to protect the encroachment of other freedoms and to ensure that people can enjoy their freedom unmolested by someone. This is especially true with drugs and alcohol where that potential molestation comes from someone not in full control of their faculties. It is perfectly acceptable to limit freedoms in these situations just like it is acceptable to limit murder, drinking and driving, loud music after 11pm and so on. I'm not saying we need a nanny state but as someone who has been around a bit, I don't disagree with some of the restrictions.

  2. I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Moreover, even a cursory analysis demonstrates that despite being a comedy program The Colbert Report appears to exercise "disproportionate real world influence" -- likely due to the "elite demographic" of its audience.

    I saw this news a few days ago and must confess I couldn't draw a logical conclusion from it. I find the explanation in this article to be unsatisfactory also.

    Perhaps it's interesting but little can be learned from this 'study.' There's just too many factors to say ... and it would take just one nutjob billionaire who loves The Colbert Report to make those donations. Or it could be like a Hollywood joke for the rich and famous to build a fund.

    To expound upon the conclusion of the article, what about Democratic guests of The Daily Show which is just a half hour earlier on the same channel with (probably) the same "elite demographic"?

    Maybe it's really about Democratic politicians looking really good against Colbert's over the top ultra-conservatism? Just as speculative (and easily dismissed) as the article's conclusion though. Can anyone else reason out a better explanation?

    Has the study looked at shows with over the top ultra-liberal hosts interviewing Republican politicians ... ah, what am I saying, there's a real lacking sense of humor on that side of the parties in my mind.

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    1. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by db32 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My guess would be that not many Republican supporters watch that show or find it humerous as he is making a mockery of their recent stances on a variety of things. It isn't like he is representing any of their ideas that aren't completely moronic. (Both sides do have a few from time to time).

      So it leaves what is probably a largely left leaning audience watching a Democrat "handle" the over the top Republican insanity in a humerous way.

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    2. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by larry+bagina · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well, if you wanted over-the-hill ultra-liberal hosts, you could try cbs news, nbc news, or abc news.

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    3. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Faizdog · · Score: 4, Informative

      "one nutjob billionaire" wouldn't explain this, since there are contribution limits. The actions of no one individual, no matter how rich, could explain this. There are interesting dynamics at work here, some people may find it enjoyable to discuss them. But simple answers aren't the solution.

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    4. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by tb()ne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Perhaps it's interesting but little can be learned from this 'study.' There's just too many factors to say ... and it would take just one nutjob billionaire who loves The Colbert Report to make those donations. Or it could be like a Hollywood joke for the rich and famous to build a fund.

      TFA states that there is a significant increase not just in the amount of donations but also the number of donations.

    5. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can anyone else reason out a better explanation?

      I assume appearances on the Colbert show are correlated with increased campaigning which results in increased contributions. I like Colbert, but to me, this sounds like exactly the sort of meaningless pompous statistic he would have fun with and mock.

    6. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The fact that they invited Colbert to host the Correspondents Dinner shows they don't have a fricking clue. (If you live under a rock and haven't seen the video of it linky linky here...The man has balls of solid steel).

      As per the "bump" I imagine it's more because Colbert is specifically looking for it, and trumpeting it. Free publicity is almost always going to create funding opportunities for politicians.

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    7. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      5 multimillionaires then?

    8. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Either that or the Republicans can take a joke. I'm pretty sure they knew exactly the type of material Colbert would go for.

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    9. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it is pretty safe to conclude causation here as there are /very/ strictly monitored limitations of PAC funding. The limitations are so low that the difference between what "one nutjob billionaire" can give compared to the average mortal is less than you're likely to spend on a decent meal in Penn Quarter.

    10. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can see the amusement boiling up into Bush's face at the end of the speech.

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    11. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by njfuzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

      My former roommate was surprised when we finally explained to him that Colbert is making fun of Conservatives, not agreeing with them. The amazing thing was, he still thought the show was funny, even though he didn't get the basic gag.

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    12. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Tsoat · · Score: 1

      I figure your post stands to reason i've stopped watching stephen colbert he's just too over the top for me and not in a good way. The daily show is awesome though

    13. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by oxidiser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he was just high a lot... my roommate was.

    14. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by MrMarket · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to see the data for Hukabee's or Ron Paul's appearances separated from the aggregate. While Republicans on better-know-a-district probably don't benefit from being lampooned, I bet Hukabee and Paul had a bump in polls or online support after their appearances.

    15. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their response to the show indicates which of those two options it was. Hint: do they seem to find him funny?

    16. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Mike Huckabee "bump" bit lead to the greatest evening on televsion EVER:

      The Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert/Conan Obrien crossover.

    17. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by sgilti · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is as if you had no idea that most of the high-ranking republican attendees walked out in the middle of Colbert, along with a pile of others. If anyone was in on the joke, it was a couple of people organizing the event, and it was not the president or his staff.

    18. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of "Multi"

    19. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mark Smith was quoted in the New York Times as saying, "...he hadn't seen much of Colbert's work" and he was the one who invited Colbert. People walked out. The reception was mostly silent and unfriendly. Bush himself looks like he's wondering how to get Colbert sent to Gitmo.

      Some conservatives may be able to take a joke (Scalia apparently laughed his ass off), but Bush isn't one of them. In his whole Presidency this was probably the only time he was forced to sit and listen to someone rip on him for his policies, and it's clear from the video that he didn't enjoy it.

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    20. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched that when it came out, mouth agape. Balls of steel? No kidding! If a robot kicked him in the nuts its toes would break.

    21. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 3, Informative
      No, that's not right.

      Colbert received a chilly reception from the audience.[14] His jokes were often met with silence and muttering, apart from the enthusiastic laughter of a few in the audience, such as Antonin Scalia's hearty laughter as Colbert teased him.[21] This was in stark contrast to the warm reception that Bush received at the event for his skit with impersonator Steve Bridges, which immediately preceded Colbert's monologue.[3][9]

      source

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    22. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, you have a problem with being presented by the fact that the elite are Democrats, am I right?

      I'd say "HAH-HAA", but to be fair - maybe the Republican elite is just watching another show?

    23. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Good point... people who appear on these shows are generally "making the rounds" on a publicity tour.

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    24. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      A girl I know changed her "It was shit and boring" opinion of Borat's American adventures when I told her that all those people he met? They weren't actors. Then she realised how funny and smart the guy is.
      Course, it's not a great endorsement - being thought you're smart if you didn't get the whole parody thing yourself.

    25. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so... just check out the shots of the audience. More than half of the faces look extremely stony... many are twisted into downright grimaces.

      Colbert was brutal... he wasn't addressing little truths or being polite in the least (and I think quite a few in his audience do not deserve politeness at this point). I found it both thoroughly enjoyable and extremely impressive.

    26. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by altoz · · Score: 1

      A lot more Democrats watch the show. That's the simple and very reasonable conclusion. I would bet that Republican candidates that appear on the O'Reilly Factor get a bump in their contributions as well.

      As for the "elite demographic", I suppose what the summary is trying to say is that the people that watch the show have money to give. That is, it's not just Democrats that watch the show, it's RICH Democrats.

      Let's face it, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are both the equivalent to the Fox channel shows for the Democrats. Before you flame me, know I'm a Democrat.

    27. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm watching the video again right now, and the video shows people laughing quite a bit. I'm only half-way through right now, but I've personally witnessed Bush laughing several times at his own expense. So far, the only time crowd seemed offended was at the China crack.

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    28. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Okay, another joke just really seemed to cause discomfort with the audience. Colbert said Generals just stand a bank of computers and order people into battle. That was met with some discomfort, and I think reasonably so. Bashing the armed forces usually isn't cool.

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    29. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who walked out? That was never in the news reports the day after, and there's nothing visible in the video. And you even said "most of the high-ranking republican attendees walked out"... but it seems that you are making it up.

    30. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... you better put on a helmet so it doesn't make a mess when I blow your mind.

      I'm a republican and find Colbert awesome.

    31. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A troll, perhaps, but true. Watching any of 'em discuss Obama is a trip. The men look like they are secretly touching themselves and the women look pre-orgasmic. The funny thing is it is him, not necessarily his extreme leftist positions that get them all a flutter.

    32. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by genner · · Score: 2, Informative

      source

      Don't you worry about Wikipedia we'll change it when we get home. We'll change a lot of things.

    33. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      It seems that Laura did not like him either -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5ynzxTo9Y . Of course, she was the one that night who told the joke about GWB masturbating a stallion. You gotta wonder where her daughters came from (Dick Cheney?).

    34. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bashing the armed forces usually isn't cool.

      Actually, it's very cool. It's just not popular among those criminals who control the military and those scum who sign up to be used as their tools against our country.

      Of course scum don't like honesty. Having the balls to stand up and state the unpopular truth is extremely cool. We need far more of it if we're to have a chance of saving our once great nation from it's greatest enemies: our government and the weak willed traitors who join the military to leech off of my tax dollars while working against the interests of this country.

    35. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      ah, what am I saying, there's a real lacking sense of humor on that side of the parties in my mind.

      Considering the ratings for The 1/2 Hour New Hour, it would seem the lack of humor isn't just in your mind.

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    36. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by jellie · · Score: 1

      Publicity and attention? I would think that having a politician on the show increases their visibility.

      There's an old NY Times article that describes how (non-fiction) authors have their Amazon.com sales figures "pop" immediately after appearing on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Not many numbers there, but they talk to some reporters and publishers, who agree with that belief.

      (Login may be required for the article, sorry.)

    37. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by spidercoz · · Score: 4, Funny

      His gut told him it happened, so it happened.

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    38. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Darby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's face it, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are both the equivalent to the Fox channel shows for the Democrats. Before you flame me, know I'm a Democrat.

      Of course they are.
      They are making a mockery of the media. The difference is that DS and CR freely admit that that's what they're doing and the majority of their viewers know that.
      Fox, pretends that they're a legitimate news source when they're nothing but anti-American propaganda and their viewers do not get that.

    39. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, hooray for Wikiality.

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    40. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      So far, the only time crowd seemed offended was at the China crack.

      That's because it was both offensive and not funny. Bad combination.

      But yes, the crowd seemed warmer on TV than the first-hand reports imply.

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    41. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      The Mike Huckabee "bump" bit lead to the greatest evening on televsion EVER:

      The Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert/Conan Obrien crossover.

      You don't get out a lot do you?

      Kidding, given the writer's strike at the time that was pure gold.

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    42. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by spidercoz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Extreme leftist? Dude, please. Go back to civics class and read up.

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    43. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by PMuse · · Score: 1

      . . . despite being a comedy program The Colbert Report appears to exercise "disproportionate real world influence" -- likely due to the "elite demographic" of its audience.

      Disproportionate to what? Do other programs with a 1.3 million-person audience not produce similar effects on fundraising?

      Are there no Republican fora with Republican audiences that produce bumps for Republican guests and dips for Democratic ones? I wonder what the O'Reilly Factor data look like.

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    44. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      Damn, beat me to it. Let me just add, fuck Rupert Murdoch.

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    45. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that was due to all their writers being on strike, forcing the hosts to band together to be able to come up with enough content to fill their slots. It was quite amusing nonetheless.

    46. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Either that or the Republicans can take a joke. I'm pretty sure they knew exactly the type of material Colbert would go for.

      The audience reaction (or lack thereof) and the other interviews about Colbert's correspondence dinner suggest to me that neither of these was the case.

      At least they didn't invite Borat, though.

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    47. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what an "extreme leftist" is if you think Obama is one. I'm a lot further to the left than he is on just about everything. He thinks it's okay to bomb in Pakistan if their government won't, I disagree. I think that all drugs should be legalized. I think that you can shove faith-based initiatives (who spend over half of the money proselytizing). I could go on, but you already stopped reading. All I'm saying is, if Obama's extreme-left, I fell off the chart.

    48. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by uniquename72 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Haven't you heard? Everyone who doesn't walk in lockstep with the Repub party line is an extreme leftist. I'm a conservative, and have repeatedly been called an extreme leftist (and worse!) for having such leftist views as "multi-trillion dollar debt is bad" and "warrantless wiretapping is wrong" and "Duke Cunningham is a crook".

    49. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by sgilti · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pardon the talking out of my ass. A quick look at wikipedia gave me this:
      Several of Bush's aides and supporters walked out during Colbert's speech, and one former aide commented that the President had "that look that he's ready to blow". Although President Bush shook Colbert's hand after his presentation, Colbert received an icy response from First Lady Laura Bush.

      I believe there was other stuff about the media not picking up the story, etc, that I had read, but I'm not in the research mood, just the foggy memory and talking out of my ass mood. In fact, it's right there in the wiki article as well.

    50. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by eln · · Score: 1

      It was. While Colbert and Stewart have appeared on each others' shows multiple times, I doubt they ever would have gotten Conan on board if it wasn't for the writers' strike.

    51. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by immcintosh · · Score: 1
      That would make sense but for the fact that republican guests apparently DON'T see the same influx of contributions after their appearances. Which leads me to believe that the relationship is indeed more causal than correlative as you seem to be suggesting. To quote directly from TFA:

      Republicans do not appear to benefit at all from appearing on the program; notably, they raise more funds in the month before coming on the program while actually raising less money in the month following their appearance--hinting at a possible "Colbert bust" for the GOP instead.

      The contrast here between Democrats and Republicans, assuming the data are sound, strongly suggests that there is definitely something more than "meaningless pompous statistics" at work here. As for my own explanation, I think it's simply that the Democratic demographic is, in general, much less likely to donate politically, and what we're seeing is Colbert's cult of celebrity allowing Democrats to feel "cool" about themselves for donating after seeing someone appear on his show.

    52. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      Who would? They were jokes, but they also illustrated many sad truths about the administration.

    53. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by sideshow · · Score: 1

      The fact that they invited Colbert to host the Correspondents Dinner [wikipedia.org] shows they don't have a fricking clue.

      The fact that people think it's out of the ordinary for the host of the Correspondents Diner to roast the President shows that those people don't have a fricking clue, either.

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    54. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Either that or the Republicans can take a joke. I'm pretty sure they knew exactly the type of material Colbert would go for.

      From wikipedia : "Colbert was invited to speak at the dinner by Mark Smith, outgoing president of the White House Press Corps Association. According to a report in New York magazine, "Smith later told the Times he hadn't seen much of Colbert's work.""

      Never underestimate the incompetence and lack of professionalism that reigns in Washington DC ;-).

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    55. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Colbert has commented in interviews that it didn't feel like he "bombed" at all. It was a giant room with like 3000 people in it. He said, and I'm paraphrasing, that while all the people up front may not have been laughing, there were 1000 at the back who where. And so with every joke, he got a good response. The problem with the video everyone has seen is that the only microphone is the one Colbert is speaking into. It simply doesn't pick up sounds from the room unless they are overwhelmingly loud.

      There's a FREE recording on iTunes of a book reading Colbert did at an Apple store. In the Q & A period at the end, he talks about this. It's about 45 minutes in.

      http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?i=20072008&id=266215977

    56. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      What about the elite show right before both of those...Scrubs. Or after them, Futurama...not so elite (funny, but not elite).

    57. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      You don't get out a lot do you?

      "The Mike Huckabee "bump" bit lead to the greatest evening on televsion EVER"

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    58. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      What's a Penn Quarter?

    59. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      You don't get out a lot do you?

      "The Mike Huckabee "bump" bit lead to the greatest evening on televsion EVER"

      I didn't miss it the first time but your bold letters are appreciated.

      My point was anyone who makes a statement like that obviously watches a lot of TV. My bad for trying to be subtle...

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    60. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      The reception was not mostly silent. In Colbert's interview with Jesse Thorn, on iTunes, he says it sounds silent, because C-SPAN did not mic the audience. He said that throughout the act, he felt he was getting good feedback.

    61. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she was the one that night who told the joke about GWB masturbating a stallion.

      Hey, he was just trying to help out. Her mouth and arms were too tired, but she was still hungry for a bunch of horsey jizz.

    62. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Sorry about nitpicking but that's quite a stretch to claim that someone who said that something was the greatest evening on television ever watches a lot of TV, as it doesn't really imply any such thing, unless you imagine that the person in question has made sure to watch everything on TV ever in order to rightfully emit this statement. ;-)

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    63. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      As per the "bump" I imagine it's more because Colbert is specifically looking for it, and trumpeting it. Free publicity is almost always going to create funding opportunities for politicians.

      I think it has more to do with his announcement of running for president by means of campaigning only in South Carolina, or wherever he's originally from. What's scary is how that would have skewed the results of the primaries if he *did* run for the Democratic nomination- Colbert would have come in 3rd, Obama in 2nd, and Clinton 1st

    64. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      The article does say that, but I just watched the video twice and I can't see a single person walk out, nor does the video show any empty seats anywhere. The video shows plenty of laughter and applause, including Bush laughing repeatedly at his own expense. As soon as Colbert was done, Bush walked up to him, shook his hand and said "you did a good job".

      The only two moments of pronounced akward silence seemed to come when Colbert told arguably two inappropriate jokes. It is quite possible that some people were offended and not shown on the video, but the TV footage doesn't jive with what Wikipedia says.

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    65. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Joining the armed forces makes you a weak-willed traitor, but bashing them is very cool.

      You sir, are a tool.

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    66. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Well, it's called the "White House Correspondents' Association", not the "Republican White House Correspondents' Association". Maybe that's why there where people there laughing. The media, like reality, is supposed to have a liberal bias.

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    67. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by MojoStan · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? Everyone who doesn't walk in lockstep with the Repub party line is an extreme leftist.

      Two of my favorite "extreme leftists" are George Will (believes in evolution) and Pat Buchanon (against the War on Terrorism). Actually, I'm pretty far to the left of conservative, but George and Pat seem to mostly think for themselves and can have civil discussions with those that disagree with them. Heck, I like honest whackos like Alan Keyes more than dishonest a-holes like Bill O'Reilly and Michael Moore.

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    68. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by jamesswift · · Score: 1

      It was quite interesting at the time how the media totally ignored the story.
      Probably because most of the jokes were really about how the media failed to do their job.

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    69. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by letxa2000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      He said, and I'm paraphrasing, that while all the people up front may not have been laughing, there were 1000 at the back who where.

      I don't doubt it. That would be the liberal media in the back getting a kick out of a liberal host taking free shots at a Republican president.

    70. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      >A girl I know changed her "It was shit and boring" opinion of Borat's American adventures when I told her that all those people he met? They weren't actors.

      I found that that made the movie all the more distasteful.

    71. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Also, I've noticed over and over and across a broad span of years, both from individuals and from high-ranking politicians -- Democrats seem to be into a certain style of snide humour that has a definite self-congratulatory undertone. Methinks the real explanation is the candidates are getting rewarded for having masturbated their fans' funny bones in the way that they both find most, uh, stimulating.

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    72. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by pimproot · · Score: 1

      Can't you imagine a reason why a Republican might be visiting the Colbert Report for pre-existing factors which negatively affect their contributions?

      Seriously, why exactly WOULD a republican choose to appear on a show which so effectively ridicules him? Might it be because he might already be in dire straights? WHO'D A THUNK IT!

      Cause and effect requires a bit of cogitatin' with the ol' noggin.

    73. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt it. That would be the liberal media in the back getting a kick out of a liberal host taking free shots at a Republican president.

      And how does that make you feel?

    74. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his whole Presidency this was probably the only time he was forced to sit and listen to someone rip on him for his policies, and it's clear from the video that he didn't enjoy it.

      Good. And about time too.

    75. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by Asphyxium001 · · Score: 1

      "Maybe it's really about Democratic politicians looking really good against Colbert's over the top ultra-conservatism?" Colbert's "over the top ultra-conservatism" is a blatantly obvious joke. His show makes a mockery of many things Republican, and he doesn't actually show any real conservatism. Nothing he says is of any calculated conservative logic. He simply says things at times that are stereotypical of conservative opinion.

    76. Re:I Can't Find a Reasonable Conclusion by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      And how does that make you feel?

      Doesn't bother me much because even with the media helping them, Democrats as a rule have a hard time winning the White House--or, when they win it, actually keeping it into a second term.

      It's more the liberal denial of the fact that the media is liberally biased that annoys me. But I generally let them get away with it since while they control the media, we Republicans control the country. :)

  3. Demographics? by Androclese · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In contrast, their Republican counterparts essentially gain nothing.

    But perhaps Conservatives don't watch the show in the same numbers that their Liberal friends do, equating to the "gain nothing" for the right side of the aisle?

    1. Re:Demographics? by muellerr1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I looked at donation records for my area in the last two elections, and to my surprise the people giving money to Republicans maxed out their donations at $2000 per person. The Democrats were way more numerous, but vanishingly few gave more than $100 each. This year the Democrats are averaging $300 each, with more $2000 donations. The Republicans aren't all maxing their donations, but a lot more of them are going to Ron Paul and a handful of non-McCain candidates. It doesn't track corporate donations or 'soft-money', but I'd imagine those tend to go Republican anyway, and besides, which corporations are going to donate more to a Republican candidate because they saw them on Colbert?

      This is why Colbert 'bumps' donations to Democrats and not Republicans--individual Democrats appear to have more money to spend on donations this year.

    2. Re:Demographics? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      This is why Colbert 'bumps' donations to Democrats and not Republicans--individual Democrats appear to have more money to spend on donations this year.

      It's because of the economy stimulation package, duh.

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    3. Re:Demographics? by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      It appears that you're saying only Democrats got rebate checks, or that only Democrats would spend those funds on political donations. I don't believe this is true. Moreover, it doesn't matter where the money came from originally, just that Democrats are more willing to donate during this election cycle.

      Though it would be sweetly ironic if you were right.

    4. Re:Demographics? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      It appears that you're missing the joke.

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    5. Re:Demographics? by Alzheimers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Quoteth Alexander Tyler:

      "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship."

      The true reason for the "Economic Stimulus Package".

    6. Re:Demographics? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The tax policy Obama supports would lower taxes for everyone except the richest 1% of Americans. The one-percenters would see a large increase in their tax rate. Therefore, everyone making more than $500k/year has very strong financial incentive to donate as much as they can ($2k) to stop Obama.

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    7. Re:Demographics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worth noting that $2300 is only the max you can give to a single candidate. A few insanely rich people can afford to give the maximum $28,500 to the national party, and you can also donate to each state party.

  4. Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Central by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not to overplay the "Republicans are a bunch of old humorless farts" stereotype, but let's face it, Republicans aren't exactly Comedy Central's chief demographic in general (and they sure aren't the primary audience of "The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report"). Even when conservatives do come on Stewart or Colbert, it's generally a very uncomfortable interview (polite applause from the audience, host trying desperately to think of something good to say).

    There have been a few attempts at more conservative humor. Colin Quinn used to have a show that followed Stewart that was more to the right (and very funny), but unfortunately it got cancelled after two or three seasons. And Fox News did a Daily Show-esque show called the "1/2 Hour News Hour" that was just abysmal to watch and not even close to funny (it ran for 13 episodes before the Fox conservatives abandoned their opposition to euthenasia long enough to grant it a mercy killing).

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  5. Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Balls by Lanboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first person to actually question the Bush regime said it right to his face at the press awards banquet.

    And he gave Scalia the finger and made him laugh.

    And then he basically called the sheep like media whores to their faces.

    And everyone who had been keeping their mouths shut woke up

  6. Democracy by Stooshie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't it be Democrat politicians rather than Democratic politicians. After all, whatever your views on Republican politicians, aren't they Democrati...

    Ah, I see your point.

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    1. Re:Democracy by Rayonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I forget, which party is the one that runs un-democratic caucuses during their primaries?

    2. Re:Democracy by vthokiestm · · Score: 1

      I forget, which party is the one that runs un-democratic caucuses during their primaries?

      I think both parties had caucuses. People who went to the Republican caucuses in an array of states (Nevada, Montana, ...) weren't allowed to vote? Damn conservative bias in the media, they didn't cover that in my neck of the woods.

    3. Re:Democracy by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... I forget, which party is the one that runs un-democratic ballots during the main presidential elctions? ...

      I noticed you had made a mistake. Don't worry though. I fixed it for ya!

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  7. I know why. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many Republican and a few Democrat politicians don't realize that they are the joke.

  8. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given the left-leaning slant of the show, why would a Republican or Conservative watch it? Colbert's bias is obvious - and that's fine, he can have any opinions he wants. Republicans/Conservatives are not humorless - it's more like "the show is not funny for them." Is it a surprise that the left-leaning audience doesn't pony up money for Republican candidates? The conclusion seems obvious - I'm frankly surprised the article appeared on /.

  9. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And Fox News did a Daily Show-esque show called the "1/2 Hour News Hour" [wikipedia.org] that was just abysmal to watch and not even close to funny (it ran for 13 episodes before the Fox conservatives abandoned their opposition to euthenasia long enough to grant it a mercy killing).

    That's the problem with conservatives, they can't approach things without an intensely partisan mindset. I'm sure plenty of them think the people behind the Daily Show and Colbert Report take the same approach as they do; have a goal to promote an ideology, then after that come up with humor to support it. Never even crosses their mind that the shows pick things that you can make fun of, and just because it's a lot easier to make fun of republicans than democrats, that's what the shows do more of.

  10. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That speech was the reason I started to watch the show and then the Daily Show.
    Since I don't have cable I don't get Comedy Central.
    Even if I did have cable, I wouldn't get the US Comedy Central since I live in in the NL
    So now I have a daily ritual of watching TDS and TCR online the day after it aired :)

    One of the best things of the Daily Show imho is that they call the politicians on their stupidity and hypocrisy (sp?) every time they do something they said they wouldn't.
    Colbert is just fantastically funny, his book is funny, the Tek Jansen DVD is funny. I just love the guy :)

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  11. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Clovis42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There have been a few attempts at more conservative humor.

    Have there been many attempts at "liberal humor". I don't think the Daily Show counts. Jon seems to make fun of whoever would be...er... funny. It is not surprising that Bush fits the bill most of the time. Any show that plans on being funny in a "conservative" or "liberal" way is probably going to be terrible. Picking a side just reduces the possible objects of ridicule.

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  12. Huh?!? by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moreover, even a cursory analysis demonstrates that despite being a comedy program The Colbert Report appears to exercise ''disproportionate real world influence'' - likely due to the ''elite demographic'' of its audience.

    Elite? Ohhhhhh, I get it. Nice jab at the McCain campaign there!

  13. Colbert isn't republican... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This may come as a surprise, but Stephen Colbert isn't a republican. He's a character, played by a man who also happens to be named Stephen Colbert. This man? He is what we call a satirist.

    Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good. All he does is bring it to the front.

    Also, many democrats are younger and don't have 'time' for politics, but do have time for comedy. If they're watching the Colbert Report, then they get a dose of politics in with their laughter (or laughter with their politics?).

    Perhaps this is the only way to get young people interested in Politics - to make the stupidity that goes on at capitol hill equally accessible to everyone... through satire.

    1. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by zzottt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think you are making a very good point

    2. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      liberal policies aren't any better. George Bush provides great material, just like Bill Clinton did (and still does)

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    3. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good. All he does is bring it to the front.

      Wait till the Dems get into power in November (unless there's some awesome economic news in the next two months; they got it.). Then these shows will start making fun of them.

      Also, many democrats are younger and don't have time for 'politics', but do have time for comedy.

      (I moved the quotes). Politics these days is about distraction. It's about focusing on non issues, or at least, focusing on issues that a very small minority finds irrationally important. And even then, whatever comes out of any candidates mouth during a campaign is just pie in the sky.

    4. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good.

      That, and the Republicans are in power. Being in power normally provides a lot more comedy material than being in opposition. William Hague, Ian and Duncan Smith, and Michael Howard, and anything involving Boris Johnson notwithstanding.

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    5. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought it was painfully obvious that his Republican character he portrays is a joke to espouse his actual Liberal views. It scares me that this might not be obvious to some.

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    6. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good.

      Nah, it's not a Republicrat/Democan thing. Both sides are equally stupid, and equally easy to make fun of. It's just easier to make fun of the party in the White House, because they're the most visibly active.

      Back when Clinton was in office, Rush Limbaugh was often hilariously funny with the way he made fun of the Democrats. After Bush got into office, he had to switch to supporting his side rather than making fun of the dems because there was so much less material available. At that point, he became a lot less funny.

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    7. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by keithltaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bill Clinton's policies were fine, it was his life that was a mess :)

    8. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Emb3rz · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are interesting, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    9. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by metanoia3 · · Score: 1

      Also, many democrats are younger and don't have 'time' for politics, but do have time for comedy. If they're watching the Colbert Report, then they get a dose of politics in with their laughter (or laughter with their politics?).

      When Colbert came to Cornell last fall, he spoke out of character for a bit. He said it genuinely frightens him that so many young people watch his show more religiously than real news. He through some jokes in about it, but his point was sincere. While it might not be a good thing, I think you're right in that his show has done a lot to get young people more involved with politics, or at least getting them exposed to some important people.

    10. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait till the Dems get into power in November (unless there's some awesome economic news in the next two months; they got it.). Then these shows will start making fun of them.

      Actually what both programs do is make fun of right-wing extremists and the media that enable them. I suspect when Democrats get in power that won't change.

      But hey, vote for Obama in November and help prove me wrong!

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    11. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I heard they took away Limbaugh's pain meds, too.

    12. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What scares me is that you were modded "insightful". The executive producer of the The Daily Show, Ben Karlin (a former The Onion editor), is quoted as saying that the principal goal of the show is comedy. "If you have a legitimately funny joke in support of the notion that gay people are an affront to God, we'll put that motherfucker on!" source. It's just an example, but the Republican policy positions are much easier to make fun of, in this case due to their hypocrisy because several Republicans are homosexual.

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    13. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's obvious to everyone. Just because we know he doesn't hold the views his character does, does not make these views any less ultra-conservative.

    14. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong yet again.

      It's not any easier to make fun of republicans, it's just that's what people want to hear. "Everyone" hates republicans, why would they offend their fanbase?

    15. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect when Democrats get in power that won't change.

      Of course it won't; the show's liberal beliefs won't let it. The show will simply drop in popularity as making fun of out-of-power Republicans won't be as funny. The new big political satire show (which probably has yet to be created) will make fun of the Democrats.

    16. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bill Clinton's policies were fine

      Including the Communications Decency Act and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act?

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    17. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Touvan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      liberal policies aren't any better. George Bush provides great material, just like Bill Clinton did (and still does)

      Jokes about Clinton rarely had anything to do with policies (except when they were republican-lite policies, like NAFTA).

    18. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the part where he fucked the mining industry in this country? You know we get metal and shit from the ground, not hippie powers. Yeah, good job.

    19. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...Also, many democrats are younger and don't have 'time' for politics, but do have time for comedy...
      I think you are making a very good point

      I hope not. Often his over-the-top portrayal of some conservative policies does fail to indicate there's another side to the story. Colbert is sometimes more evenhanded than Stewart in that regard, but if it's the difference between a laugh and accuracy, it's a laugh every time.

      This show should only be watched for comedic value, lest one runs the risk of being the left wingnut to counter Colbert's right wingnut.

    20. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps this is the only way to get young people interested in Politics - to make the stupidity that goes on at capitol hill equally accessible to everyone... through satire.

      The reason I watch the Daily Show and Colbert Report (as someone from the younger generation) is that underneath their hyperbolic lies, they seem more honest. The current state of American news seems to be geared towards irrationally demonizing liberalism or leftist view to such an extent that it makes the bile rise. I can understand being fiercely against raising taxes for social projects (hey I hate taxes too), but when the foundation of an argument boils down to they're liberal, it loses all sense of weight and content. At least on those comedy shows, they back up their absurdity with a logical chain of examples to show that their comments have some grain of truth. For instance, they might show a series of clips of newscasters copying one another as a comment on the laziness of news in general. I like those shows because they're a bit more honest and because my faith in the quality of other (American) news channels has been degrading. (Though, I've found CNN and BBC news ok from time-to-time.)

    21. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Whereas I thought it was painfully obvious that a lot of republicans can take a joke at their own expense and laugh about it. It scares me that this might not be obvious to some.

    22. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by PadRacerExtreme · · Score: 0, Redundant

      in this case due to their hypocrisy because several Republicans are homosexual.

      So, do we get to rip on Democrats for being Catholic and pro-abortion?

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    23. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Cerberus7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Daily Show has been experimenting with making fun of Democrats. They started doing it this past Spring, and their audience doesn't seem to like being shown their own absurdities. I, for one, hope The Daily Show forges on to become "make fun of the people in power and the media that enables them" instead of "make fun of the Republicans in power and the media that enables them."

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    24. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by bckrispi · · Score: 5, Informative

      ^ Written by someone who obviously never watched The Daily Show during Clinton's administration.

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    25. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by extrasolar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good. All he does is bring it to the front.

      It's sad that people actually interpret the situation this way, no matter what you think "introspection" means. It has been easier to make fun of republicans because, for the most part, they've been the ones in power for the last 8 years. That's what Jon Stewardt has been saying forever now, and I'm sure Colbert is in the same line of thinking but you never see him talk out of character.

      I think left-leaning politos should put a check on themselves with their self-indulgent tripe.

      Lets be clear: humor is most often, but not always, about laughing at absurdities. Now, what a person happens to consider absurd depends on what they've been accultured to. Liberals, suprise suprise, simply have different standards on what they consider absurd and normal than conservatives. Trust me, conservatives have their moments when they can be funny also. The sad thing is when someone from one side simply can't find any humor in the jokes of the other side. Liberals: Just so you know, Ann Coulter is funny! And I don't even mean in that overly sarcastic way you mean it.

      And the first one to assume I'm a conservative/Republican is a doofus.

    26. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1
      Great post! If I had mod points I'd mod you up informative.

      Stephen Colbert doesn't appeal to just young people though. All age demographics enjoy his humor. Probably the more educated a person is, the more they can recognize and appreciate the subtle dry humor he and his writers present.

      I myself am 52 and don't polarize myself to any political alignment. I also don't watch any televised news with exception of what Jon & Stephen present. Both my parents watch Stephen Colbert and enjoy his political satire. This is funny as my mother is a staunch republican. (In her view, democrats can't be trusted, and republicans shit rainbows and sunshine)

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    27. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah, it's not a Republicrat/Democan thing. Both sides are equally stupid, and equally easy to make fun of.

      Sorry, but that's just not true. The democrats are not a perfect liberal party, but insofar as they are liberal they are less stupid than conservatives. The majority view among intelligent, educated people always supports liberal positions which is why it is liberal, not conservative, politics that shares the label "progressive." Historical trends through the last two centuries have born this out worldwide: liberal views/values/norms steadily become adopted over time while those of conservatives are abandoned. It is overwhelmingly likely that this trend will continue. Just as we now think it was barbaric and grotesquely stupid to enslave black people and deny women the right to vote 150 years ago, we will progress to hold similar views about gay marriage and religion 150 years from now. Any person of nominal intelligence will grant this as indisputable.

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    28. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And even then, whatever comes out of any candidates mouth during a campaign is just pie in the sky.

      Screw their stance on terrorism or gay marriage. If a candidate can promise pie in the sky, I would vote for him or her. Especially if it's strawberry-rhubarb! Yum!

    29. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Stewart has repeatedly said that his show doesn't favor either side and will lampoon whoever is worthy of it. And the show has demonstrated the willingness to do so a number of times. Obama and his administration will get zinged whenever they do something stupid, just like the Bush guys do. I suspect they'll get zinged a lot less, all the same.

      I wonder if Colbert (The Character) is going to switch sides. I could see him leaning whichever way the wind is blowing. He might turn into a hippy Air-America pot smoking liberal after the elections in November.

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    30. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is the only way to get news where the newscaster wears his bias on his sleeve.

    31. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by wilsoniya · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Politics is] about focusing on non issues, or at least, focusing on issues that a very small minority finds irrationally important.

      By that logic shouldn't politics be focused squarely on 2008 as the year Linux is ready for the desktop?!

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    32. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by genner · · Score: 1

      Bill Clinton's policies were fine

      Including the Communications Decency Act and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act?

      And NAFTA. To be fair it was Bush Seniors idea but Clinton still signed for it.

    33. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by genner · · Score: 1

      in this case due to their hypocrisy because several Republicans are homosexual.

      So, do we get to rip on Democrats for being Catholic and pro-abortion?

      No! That sounds like something Irish people would do.

    34. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      So you mean to say that Jonathan Swift didn't actually want the Irish to eat their own babies?

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    35. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      The new big political satire show (which probably has yet to be created) will make fun of the Democrats.

      We're probably just going to have a political comedy drought. America will never see left-wing demagogues with as much power as Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, etc, so there will be no parodying of them. It's just the nature of things.

      A lot of it has to do with the mindset of conservatives vs the mindset of liberals. Conservatives are good at direct criticism and articulating their views with quaint phrases. Liberals are not - whenever they try explaining why they believe in something, it goes horribly wrong. They're better at criticism through humor and the arts.

      I have a feeling that The Daily Show will survive through a Democratic presidency, but the Colbert Report will not.

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    36. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good. All he does is bring it to the front."

      While it may or may not be true that Republican "politics aren't very good", that doesn't explain Colbert's success. Colbert gets most of his mileage not from Republicans and their politics, but rather by skewing ultra-right-wing conservative talk show hosts - of which there is a disproportionate number.

    37. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just an example, but the Republican policy positions are much easier to make fun of, in this case due to their hypocrisy because so many powerful Republicans are self-hating masochistic homosexuals.

      Fixed that for ya.

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    38. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 1

      Modding me troll doesn't make my argument less true, it just proves you have no counter-argument.

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    39. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      ^ Written by someone who obviously never watched The Daily Show during Clinton's administration.

      Hear hear! I remember in 2000 everyone asking what comedians would do without Clinton. I think they ended up fine, and they'll be fine after Bush. The Daily Show and Colbert Report are both perfectly happy to make fun of individuals of any party, even if the shows have a left slant to policy in general.

    40. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What news do you watch? My choices are either the channels that fawn over Obama (CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, etc.) or the channels that pander to Obama (BBC, any other international channel). I would love to move to the conservative planet that you seem to live on.

    41. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a liberal Irish Roman Catholic, you insensitive clods!

    42. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      in this case due to their hypocrisy because several Republicans are homosexual.

      So, do we get to rip on Democrats for being Catholic and pro-abortion?

      No, but you could rip on Democrats if they were fetuses and pro-abortion.

    43. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Colbert is actually lampooning Republican pundits, not Republicans in general. Considering his source material, I think it's safe to say he's never come close to going over the top.

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    44. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      ...I'm sure Colbert is in the same line of thinking but you never see him talk out of character.

      Just FYI, this is the only out-of-character interview of his I've seen: http://www.avclub.com/content/node/44705

      His gag isn't so much making fun of politicians, but lampooning over-the-top conservative personalities. In the process, he rips on politicians on both sides of the aisle, but that's more the secondary goal, I think.

    45. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      It's hard to make fun of abortion supporters without looking like an ass doing it.

      Or how about all the cracks about bombing Serbia and Aspirin factories to cover up a blowjob. You see that as a joke about blowjob, while others see it as a parody of substance.

      You see, it is about perspective. And being neither (D) or (R), I can see the humor, and the substance on both sides.

      And lets not talk about the parody that is Nancy Pillosi, which I find much more humorous than Craig's bathroom indiscretion, which itself is funnier than most.

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    46. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Mex · · Score: 1

      If you watched the show, you might notice they have tried to riff on Barack Obama's gaffes, but apparently he doesn't provide as much material as George Bush or McCain.

      They did make fun of John Edwards, who I believe is a democrat.

      They try to make fun of both camps equally (at least the Daily Show does, I don't watch the Colbert Report).

    47. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with balance is this: name one popular, over the top liberal pundit. I don't know of anyone who comes anywhere near the extremism of O'Reilly, Hannity, or Glenn Beck. Considering Stewart is primarily satirizing cable news networks that doesn't leave them much to satirize on the left.

      That said, I do remember at least a few times when John got in a well deserved jab at the Democratic leadership.

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    48. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      What do you mean start? They've been ripping up the dems since they took Congress.

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    49. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Eh, NAFTA doesn't bother me that much. Granted, I'm not one of those who were adversely affected by it but I can see the value of promoting free trade right here in the Americas as opposed to doing business with these assholes.

      It's a mystery to me why we aren't making more of an effort to expand our trade with Latin and South America. For all the faults of that part of the World most of those countries are actual Democracies. Instead we do the bulk of our business with a Communist directorship that engages in censorship, forced sterilizations, etc, etc.

      Yeah, that's logical.

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    50. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that The Daily Show will survive through a Democratic presidency, but the Colbert Report will not.

      Why would you think that? O'Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh are in their element with a Democratic president. There will still be plenty of extremism to mock.

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    51. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by steveb3210 · · Score: 1

      Did you watch the Daily Show during 2004 election? He constantly bashed Kerry - mainly for his inability to use his mouth...

    52. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      last time the democrats were in power we got the west wing. Republicans? Stephen Colbert.

    53. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Hatta · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not really. Back when Democrats were in the White house, Rush Limbaugh was just stupid. Now that Republicans are in the White House, Rush Limbaugh is just stupid.

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    54. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by goodmanj · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's going to be interesting to see what Colbert and Stewart do if and when the Democrats start calling the shots.

      Stewart has the harder job, because his stated intention is to make fun of whoever's in power. Which I'm sure he'll do, but his audience is overwhelmingly Democratic, and might not be able to take a joke. He *has* thrown some jabs at Obama and Clinton lately, but audience reaction was not great. (After making fun of Obama for flip-flopping on public financing: "It's okay to laugh at him, y'know.") He may be forced by his audience to veer left.

      Colbert (and most of Stewart's co-stars), on the other hand, aren't mocking the politicians: they're mocking the media. And the nice thing about the media is that they never lose the limelight, they're always there to be ridiculed. So long as Hannity and O'Reilly are on the air, Colbert has a show.

    55. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? I heard a lot of jokes about his Benefiting Lonely Overweight Women and Junior Officeworkers Bill.

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    56. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by warsql · · Score: 1

      Oh, Barack's made a few http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=301792142700714 of his own. Not that I approve of using such trivialities to select a president.

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    57. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      This may come as a surprise, but Stephen Colbert isn't a republican. He's a character, played by a man who also happens to be named Stephen Colbert. This man? He is what we call a satirist.

      Hey, Shhh...! Most of the "conservative" politicians don't understand this. You can see this in their confused looks when Colbert "interviews" them. We don't want them catching on and refusing to appear on the show.

      OTOH, Jon Stewart openly and repeatedly reminds his guests (and critics) that he is a professional comedian. They seem to keep forgetting, and even his reminders doesn't seem to get the message through. There are some seriously thick-skulled politicos running around calling themselves "conservative" these days.

      Why are there so few successful conservative comedians? P.J. O'Rourke has shown that it can be done. There should be a lot more of them around.

      I keep reading that Justice Scalia has a wicked sense of humor. Could we maybe get him to moonlight for the Comedy Channel? Think of the legal precedent that would set ...

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    58. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tend to watch CNN because it's in my channel surfing path. The funny thing is, I actually switch channels when they start to fawn over Obama, mostly because it turns into speculation and over-analysis that doesn't lead anywhere. Overall, I think Obama is a decent person who, despite lack of experience, handles himself more maturely than most. I would like McCain if he was a little less of a war hawk and his policies didn't mirror Bush so much; As of now, his stance on many things kinda scares me : /. Anyways, I don't think the news really says anything interesting when following the presidential candidates and often gloss over interesting but unrelated news in the process.

      I kinda wish they spent more time on the content rather than developing CG flare and gargantuan LCD displays (in an attempt to mimic or surpass the Daily Show).

    59. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      This. These shows aren't generally ridiculing the ruling party as much as they're ridiculing the punditry, the most high profile of whom are Republican supports.

    60. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1

      The problem with balance is this: name one popular, over the top liberal pundit.

      Whoa, nelly! Never heard of Larry King?

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    61. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You can both rip on Conservatives who are pro-life and pro-death-penalty at the same time, while ripping Liberals who are pro-choice while saying we can't kill criminals because of the sanctity of life.

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    62. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was referring mostly to The Colbert Report, that being the main subject of the article. I acknowledge that The Daily Show is much more willing engage targets in all directions. The Colbert Report's very structure, built around a parody of a conservative commentator, makes it really suitable only for sniping conservative targets.

    63. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > The problem with balance is this: name one popular, over the top liberal pundit.

      Whoa, nelly! Never heard of Larry King?

      He said liberal, not moderate conservative.

      Oh right, you must be from America, where Richard fucking Nixon is a "liberal".

    64. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that it is false to state that "The majority view among intelligent, educated people always supports liberal positions which is why it is liberal, not conservative, politics that shares the label "progressive.""

      In my opinion, liberalism is labeled progressive because liberalism promotes change. Progress occurs because of change. Conservatism, on the other hand, promotes stability. You have established correlation, but not causation. It could well be that intelligent, educated people support liberal/progressive positions because there are fewer opportunities for personal power under the status quo and change is the mechanism by which they seek to obtain power and prosperity for themselves.

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    65. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to move to the conservative planet that you seem to live on.

      ... sorry, you're not religious and/or rich enough to get a visa.

    66. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I'm canadian, and get all my american news from colbert/stewart. It makes it easy, I don't even have to look for the humour, they bring it to me.

      It isn't like the mainstream media is any more/less accurate in their presentation of the issues...

    67. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The Daily Show has been experimenting with making fun of Democrats.

      When they sent Lewis Black to cover the Democratic National Convention in 2004, he was absolutely scathing, and it was hilarious.

      They didn't just start making fun of Democrats this year. They're just going to be doing it more now that there are more Democrat decision makers.

      If the audience didn't like it (maybe it's easier to laugh at yourself when you're on the bottom, but now they're offended?), I agree, tough on them Daily Show needs to keep doing what it's doing.

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    68. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've sat through episodes with people who did not get the joke. At all. I mean, they would laugh at funny parts, but once in while Colbert would make a joke espousing some particularly absurd conservative viewpoint, and they would say "Well, I don't agree with *that*" I explained that the entire show was satire, but it fell on deaf ears. It scares me. Granted, the person I'm thinking of is/was not into politics at all, and was a Republican, but still. Sheesh.

    69. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although he makes fun of both sides, it is much easier to make fun of the republicans - since their politics (under introspection) aren't very good.

      There are just as many democratic policies that under inspection aren't very good, and that's the main problem. We have a two party system and people are more emotionally invested in one party or the other rather then actually discussing policy.

    70. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      Liberals: Just so you know, Ann Coulter is funny!

      ---Yeah, just not "ha-ha" funny.

    71. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by ptbarnett · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Modding me troll doesn't make my argument less true, it just proves you have no counter-argument.

      You were modded "troll" because there is no "clueless" moderation.

      Sweeping generalizations aside, you apparently forgot that Republicans are responsible for ending slavery in the US. With LBJ's help, they also overcame the opposition of the Democratic leadership in the House and a Democrat filibuster in the Senate to pass the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

      As an independent, I see the hypocrisy in both major US political parties. Neither are immune to authoritarian behavior -- the only difference is what subset of beliefs they want to impose on everyone else.

    72. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 0, Troll

      In my opinion, liberalism is labeled progressive because liberalism promotes change. Progress occurs because of change. Conservatism, on the other hand, promotes stability. You have established correlation, but not causation.

      Well if liberalism promotes change and conservativism promotes stability (aka stagnation), and progress=change, then in your own terms "liberalism promotes change". Are you seriously suggesting that something other than liberalism actually causes change towards liberalism, other than liberalism itself? If so, I'm keen to hear what that might be.

      It sounds more to me like you're just confused. You're not conservative by any chance, are you?

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    73. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the discussion IS about American media pundits, you communist eurotrash fucktard.

    74. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume that's a joke since it makes no sense otherwise.

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    75. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by jtcm · · Score: 1

      name one popular, over the top liberal pundit.

      Keith Olbermann.

      Though he's liberal only really in the sense that he's not a neocon and he points out the absurdities of the current administration. I don't believe I've ever heard him sing the praises of social security, welfare, or the nanny state. (though I've only watched his show a few dozen times)

      Of course, "conservative" pundits are generally far from conservative themselves. They mostly just tow the party line, rather than espouse small government that is restrained in it's application of power. For some reason the word "conservative" is no longer used to mean, well, conservative.

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    76. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I know what you mean! Ann Coulter is hilarious! Here are some of my favorite knee-slappers:

      "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

      Ha! Or how about this one?

      "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

      Oh man, I still crack up when I hear that one. And this next one is even funnier now!

      "If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."

      See? It's even funnier now that he was caught cheating on his wife! Ouch, my side hurts... cannot... breathe...

    77. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colbert makes fun of both sides? Have you even watched the show?

    78. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He *has* thrown some jabs at Obama and Clinton lately, but audience reaction was not great. (After making fun of Obama for flip-flopping on public financing: "It's okay to laugh at him, y'know.") He may be forced by his audience to veer left.

      Oh I don't know, he lampooned the whole Obama vs Clinton campaign pretty regularly. (Both shows did actually.)
      And Bill Clinton in particular has been pot-shotted a fair bit, as has Congress's non-binding resolutions, giving into Bush, and so on.

      But Obama, its true, he hasn't taken the same beating the other canditates have on Stewart/Colbert, but quite simply, that's because Obama HAS managed to appear less ridiculous less often, and more importantly, the ridiculous stuff he does do is so thoroughly overblown by the media that the comedy shows are almost forced to lampoon the media, indirectly siding with Obama.

      I mean the 'terrorist fist bump'? 'barack HUSSEIN obama' repeated ad nauseum? the loony drama with his preacher?... I think these would have been fair game for Stewart/Colbert punchlines but after the mainstream media got through with them, the media was the much more juicy and pathetic target.

    79. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 1

      For me, its just about the only way I can watch politics and not want to cry due to the utter stupidity of it all.

    80. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Republicans are in power? You must be watching too much of the Colbert Report.

      The Democrats decisively won both the Senate and the House in the last election. The only thing the Republican's have left is a wildly unpopular President.

      Of course, one can always count on Slashdot -- or the Colbert Report -- for all the news that's fit to tint.

    81. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      In the immortal words of Douglas Adams "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

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    82. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Though he's liberal only really in the sense that he's not a neocon and he points out the absurdities of the current administration.

      That's the problem. Sure he leans liberal, but we're looking for rabid, foaming at the mouth extremism. He's not it.

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    83. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by rtconner · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The Daily Show never made fun of Clintons politics. They just stuck to making fun of his eating habbits and sexual activity. To me it felt like they went easy on him.

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    84. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY!! you got laughter in my politics!

    85. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by HappySmileMan · · Score: 1

      Hey that's not fair.

      Communist countries generally don't have a Starbucks and an American company exploiting the workers on every corner.

      They have government run cafés and companies exploiting workers on every corner

    86. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      The only thing the republicans of then share with the republicans of now is the name.

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    87. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Black-Man · · Score: 1

      What is going to happen to Colbert schtick when Obama wins the presidency and both house are overwhelmingly in democrats control? Hopefully... the show is cancelled. It was funny for a while, but he's quickly becoming a parody of himself.

    88. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you seem to forget that these are not the Republicans of the 1860s. Or even the 1960s. There was a time when Democrat = southern state (and all that implies), and that time has passed as the parties traded politicians and values.

    89. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      Oh, B.S. I, and everyone I know who watches it, have laughed just as hard at the cracks he's made at the Democrats expense as the one he's made at the right. Also, the whole 'been experimenting with making fun of Democrats. They started doing it this past Spring,' is a line of crap as well. They might be doing it *more* as of late, but they've always done that as well.

    90. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All it takes to get to +5 these days is to post insults, wild speculation and logical fallacies? That is really pathetic.

    91. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      But it's hard to make fun of Democrats, because they cry about it. It's like kicking a baby - sure it feels good at first, but the whining just gets to be too much after the fifth time.

    92. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Communist countries generally don't have a Starbucks and an American company exploiting the workers on every corner.

      They have government run cafÃf©s and companies exploiting workers on every corner

      The difference is that Starbucks has never tried to tell me how many kids I can have or what I can say about my Government.

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    93. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      Good joke. Liberals are the intelligent and educated bunch? Wrong. Libertarians take the cake in that regard and it is not even close. Libertarians have a much large mind share of people that are considered high educated and intelligent. It works like this. 5% of Dems, lets say, are generally seen as intelligent people. That % is way, way higher in the Libertarian camp even though the overall numbers do not come close to comparison. If you were asking just intellectuals to vote, you would see Libertarians right up there with Dems and the GOP in the results.

    94. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 1
      You confuse terms. Libertarians are liberal; i.e. left of center. They happen to be further left than democrats. The term 'liberal' is not to be confused with the term 'democrat'. I, for example, and an extremely liberal person who happens also to be very nearly a libertarian.

      I do, however, stand by my assertion that liberals are on average better-educated and more intelligent than conservatives. Of course there are plenty of individual exceptions on both sides of the aisle.

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    95. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by orielbean · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find any real "funny" Coulter bits. She comes across always as a mean and bitchy pundit. Even her lighter moments only have cynical and sarcastic delivery - Stewart would find a way to make it a wink at the audience, but she is too strident and bitter sounding to have any effective comedic delivery or timing. I think Rush can be very funny; he has the performer's sense of timing and delivery. His persona is of the know-it-all blowhard, but he definitely can be funny when he wants to. The other pundits don't even bother trying to tie humor to any of their "analysis". Please share a moment that is funny, if you could. I can't seem to find any for Coulter... I hear her speak and her tone is at best that of schadenfreude, or finding happiness in the discomfort of others. Not much humor in that!

    96. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like they made fun of Clinton when he was President?

      Oh wait, that's right THEY DIDN'T!!

      Murphy Brown was anti-Bush, and very funny. Once Clinton was elected it was just one long blown job and stopped being funny and soon went off the air.

      Colbert is a liberal Democrat, he only makes fun of Republicans and Conservatives. If a Democrat gets elected he WILL NOT make fun of the new President. He'll then run out of material, and will probably be canceled. This happened under Clinton, this happened under Carter, with shows with similar premises.

      Also, ONLY democrats watch Colbert, so of course Republicans won't make any money from appearing on the show, there aren't any republicans who would ever watch it.

    97. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Stewart has repeatedly said that his show doesn't favor either side and will lampoon whoever is worthy of it.

      Well, that's not strictly true. He's said is that the show is clearly left-leaning, and unashamedly so. That said, they're in the business to satirize the ridiculous theatre that is politics, and that theatre is performed by those on both sides of the aisle.

    98. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      built around a parody of a conservative commentator

      Nah, it's built around satirizing an extremist talking head, specifically Bill O'Reilly. The fact that he's conservative is, I think, entirely tangental (unless you believe that conservative politics encourages such behaviour).

    99. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it was the democrats who enslaved black people. It was the republicans who wanted it ended (and who forced thru the civil rights act). Most republican parties in southern states after the civil war were founded by freed slaves.

      And I think you really are misusing the term conservative. Go read 'The road to Serfdom', you might find it interesting.

    100. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man. Most of the anti-death penalty liberals I know are opposed to it because the judicial system exhibits a systematic bias against the poor and against black defendants, because it's harder to bring someone back to life than it is to let them out of prison, and because it hasn't been shown to be an effective deterrent to violent crime.

      Not to mention the famous liberal former Gov. Ryan of Illinois...

    101. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by otopico · · Score: 1

      You got politics on my laughter!

      two great tastes...

    102. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

    103. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      As a non-retard, I can see that the current party alignment of liberals and conservatives is not etched in stone. GP was about liberals and conservatives and their respective intellects, accurate or not. After Johnson, a Democrat, signed the Civil Rights Act, blacks flocked toward and racists away from the Democratic party, and since then, the Republican party has unquestionably been the more conservative of the two.

    104. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You'll note I specified Liberals who said you can't kill criminals because of the sanctity of life. I noted that some are anti-death penalty for other reasons that don't necessarily make them out to be hypocrites.

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    105. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      Well this confirms your lunacy at the very least. You are in no way correct. Libertarians are very much right leaning and in fact are REAL (Jefferson) Republicans, not this charade being put on currently by the GOP. Essentially, if the GOP was true to its base/foundation of small government, then to get the Libertarian party you just remove the social conservative values (religion, abortion, gay marriage type stuff).

      I just want to emphasize how very wrong you are when you infer that Libertarians are liberals. This requires a minor history lesson though. A liberal, in early America(not now) and in still today in some places abroad are referred to what we in America now call Libertarians. However the term 'liberal' has been changed over the course of time to represent the left in American politics. As a result, the term 'classic liberal' was coined in order define Libertarianism and avoid confusion in modern times when people read older works. For example. F.A. Hayek mentioned classic liberals countless times in The Road to Serfdom, as he himself is in the 'classic liberal' camp. Now to make the point here, Hayek could not possibly disagree more with you, the modern liberal - he is the antithesis a modern day "Liberal American".

      Your ignorance is astonishing considering your assertions of 'highly educated, intelligent people' came from your mouth and you are obviously not part of the group. Thus, I can infer that you have no business making such a claim.

    106. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and the Republicans are in power. Being in power normally provides a lot more comedy material than being in opposition.

      Actually, the Democrats control the House and the Senate.

      Not that you'd notice it due to their pathetic inability to stand up to the Executive Branch.

    107. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by brkello · · Score: 1

      No, no she isn't. Calling someone a faggot is just disgusting. Do you see Stewart or Colbert doing this? If Stewart called Bush a faggot, would I be laughing? Maybe she can be funny sometimes, but the fact is she is an agent of polarization that causes further division and hatred in this country. If you find that funny, then you are the doofus.

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    108. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by FauxReal · · Score: 1

      The problem with balance is this: name one popular, over the top liberal pundit.

      I only know of one offhand... Randi Rhodes on Air America. She makes me cringe at times. But she's more batty than a total maniac, but does fly off the handle for sure.

    109. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.

      Which is why I don't bother watching him.

      And, from this study, neither do many other conservatives.

      Now to balance this out what conservatives need is a tv show with a complete twit of a jackhole who basically does nothing but scream about Bush = Hitler. That'll be the liberal Colbert.

      Oh wait. Olbermann.

      Never mind.

    110. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 1

      There are literally dozens of schools or libertarianism, some of which match your assertions and some of which match mine. I simply refer you to the Nolan Chart, which positions modern American libertarianism to the left of center on social issues and issues of personal freedom - the issues to which I was quite clearly referring. On the economic issues, libertarianism is indeed right of center. As I mentioned in my other posts, I am almost a libertarian, the almost stemming from the fact that history has proven laisez-faire economics to be just as abysmal a failure in practice as communism: totally unregulated markets are a disaster, and one need only look anywhere outside of the regulated markets of the developed world for confirmation of this fact; unregulated markets tend immediately toward inefficiency.

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    111. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by neil-ngc · · Score: 1

      In fact, this has what has always frightened me about Colbert. It's always struck me that a person of conservative bent could watch the show and not realise it was satire.

    112. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I'm canadian, and get all my american news from colbert/stewart.

      You're probably better informed than most Americans, then. Before the last two major elections, there were a number of fun surveys showing that the people who watched the Daily Show and the Colbert Report were generally able to correctly answer a much higher percentage of questions about the candidates than the people who didn't watch those shows. Listeners to the NPR radio quiz show Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me also scored high on these survey.

      Of course, we don't know which is the cause and which is the effect. It's possible that these shows are attractive to people who follow the news. It's also possible that these shows make people more curious about what's going on. And this might be a feedback loop, with each leading to the other.

      There are also a number of news blogs that take a satirical or comical approach. So far, I haven't heard of any surveys that test their readers' understanding of candidates or issues. It could be interesting. I wonder if there are any good ones out there that I've missed ...

      (Unfortunately, cruel.com seems to have died out - or maybe its domain was hijacked by the Drudge Retort. It was a fun "news" source while it lasted. ;-)

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    113. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Neither show made any mention of Obama's recent FISA vote.  I was disappointed.

      But they defintely lean liberal.  I am a fan.

    114. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^Written by someone who can't separate making fun of a guy for his sexual indiscretions in a wink-wink kind of way, versus a wholesale disagreement with an administration's policies.

      I'd like to clarify that I'm generally in agreement with how the Daily Show has handled both administrations, but attempting to equate the coverage between the two is pretty silly - IF one was to hold certain political beliefs, there were just as many absurdities around the Clinton administration as I, and most of the /. audience, find with Bush. The coverage just didn't reflect that at all.

    115. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      I suspect when Democrats get in power that won't change.

      Of course it won't; the show's liberal beliefs won't let it. The show will simply drop in popularity as making fun of out-of-power Republicans won't be as funny. The new big political satire show (which probably has yet to be created) will make fun of the Democrats.

      It already exists, it's called "The O'Reilly Factor" - funny as hell, totally over the top.

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    116. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Why not, so many Republicans have turned out to be deadly serious when they said hilarious things. And the more they smile, the more serious they are.

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    117. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Wow, Air America still exists? I could have sworn they died and closed up shop.

      Conservatives are braindamaged incompetent at comedy, and liberals are braindamaged incompetent at talk radio.

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    118. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      For the most part I would say it's more like talk radio is just braindamaged. As a liberal I hated Air America because it was exactly what it was supposed to be, a liberal version of talk radio. Regardless of whether I agree with them or not, talk radio as a format is hateful. That sort of obnoxious shoutfest just seems to appeal more to conservatives.

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    119. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by swillden · · Score: 1

      The majority view among intelligent, educated people always supports liberal positions which is why it is liberal, not conservative, politics that shares the label "progressive."

      Correction: The majority view among ivory tower academics who have little experience with the real world tends to support liberal positions.

      Personally, I think both the liberals and the conservatives want to exercise way too much control over my life.

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    120. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      This is both correct and irrelevant.

      Yes, some conservative pundits, as well as some left-wing radicals, are so over-the-top that they essentially The Daily Show the success it is, by providing its best material for free.

      But some people fail to distinguish between those extremists and conservatives in general, which further polarizes everyone. It just makes people feel better if they believe everyone that disagrees with them is an idiot.

      To Stewart's and Colbert's credit, it is not their role to take themselves seriously, and they have been very vocal about what a monumentally bad idea it is to take their shows too seriously.

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    121. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      I think this just proved the parent's argument, but I'm not sure that was intentional.

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    122. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are the Republicans in power? They're the minority in the house and senate, and the president is a lame duck.

    123. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by dj42 · · Score: 1

      It's not so much Republican as it is neo-christian-conservative.

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    124. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Why do you call him "clueless" when you supported his argument?

      you apparently forgot that Republicans are responsible for ending slavery in the US

      You apparently forgot civil war parties had absolutely zero resemblance to modern political alignments.

      With LBJ's help, they also overcame the opposition of the Democratic leadership in the House and a Democrat filibuster in the Senate to pass the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

      Exactly.

      Conservative Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Act. Conservative/B> racist Democratic politicians and conservative/B> racist Democratic voters then fled the Democratic party to the Republican party. Prior to that, in each region of the country Democrats were slightly more liberal/progressive than Republicans on civil rights. The liberal/progressive Democratic president made a major issue of the civil rights act, which amplified the perception and the reality of the Democratic party being the more liberal/progressive. Political alignments then changed radically, with Republicans taking up a racist strategy to sweep the South.

      That was pretty well THE event that set up today's alignment of Democrats as "the liberal party" and Republicans as the "the conservative party".

      As he said, Historical trends through the last two centuries have born this out worldwide: liberal views/values/norms steadily become adopted over time while those of conservatives are abandoned.

      Which is exactly what happened in the example you cited.

      Hell, look at the current gay marriage issue. The war is effectively OVER, but most people just haven't realized it yet.

      In 1967, when the Supreme Court nationally legalized interracial marriage, 72% of the national population opposed interracial marriage.
      Today a majority support legal recognition for same sex couples.

      Opposition today against gay unions is primarily amongst senior citizens. The younger generation, under-35, overwhelmingly supports legal recognition.

      Nothing can stand against the force of a generational shift. The battle is over, people just don't realize it yet. The younger generation ALWAYS wins, even if they have to bury the older generation to do it. Conservatives are fighting change tooth and nail, obstructing progress at every turn, but they can do no more than fight a battle of delay. The war is over, but the battle bloodily lingers on, conservatives fighting to preserve dying "traditional" discrimination. Exactly as they did (and all too often STILL do) against interracial marriage.

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    125. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by permaculture · · Score: 1

      I've always thought of John Stewart as satire (heh heh heh) and Colbert as parody.

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    126. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I reject your argument on the basis that accepting it as fact would establish inconvenient bias in my Fair And Balanced quip tagging conservatives as humor-retarded.

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    127. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      There's no specific bias in the general concept, no, but the concept requires you to make a choice that *does* create a bias. If they'd made an extremist liberal talking head (which they certainly could have done), the show would be biased to satirizing liberals and would have a hard time targeting conservatives.

    128. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 1

      The majority view among ivory tower academics who have little experience with the real world tends to support liberal positions.

      Pray tell, what is this 'real world' experience the ivory tower folks lack that is so important for understanding the true horror of gay marriage? What real world experience are they missing that is causing them not to understand the abortion debate?

      Or maybe you mean all the valuable real world experience that folks get living in trailers and going to Jesus camp that makes them so well-qualified to make decisions about what economic policies are going to work out best for the nation. Yeah, that 'experience' worked out real well for us: we get poor folks voting completely against their own interests just because the rich old white men running for office say Jesus is their savior (never mind what Jesus said about "a camel has a better chance of passing through the eye of a needle than a rich man has of entering the Kingdom of Heaven"). So they vote for Bush & Co who support offshoring hundreds of thousands of American jobs, who support busting unions, who give themselves raises while letting the minimum wage stagnate, who deregulate the banking industry so they can make more money and then use hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to bail those banks out when they go up in smoke, not to mention who go to war to funnel hundreds of billions into the oil and defense contractor companies they own without giving a shit that its poor people's kids that are getting killed in Iraq and not their own.

      So yeah, it's all worked out wonderfully. Thank goodness we have people with 'real world' experience and not those dummies in the ivory towers controlling who gets into power, otherwise we'd be in serious trouble...

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    129. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is going to happen to Colbert schtick when Obama wins the presidency and both house are overwhelmingly in democrats control? Hopefully... the show is cancelled. It was funny for a while, but he's quickly becoming a parody of himself.

      He's quickly becoming a parody of a man who is already a parody of other people? The guy's got talent.

    130. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Khurath · · Score: 1

      As someone who's been watching the Daily Show since the Kilborn days, I suggest you check the online archives (which go back to the Clinton years). The Daily Show's real targets are A) people who make fools of themselves in public and B) the mass media's poor attempts to cover actual news with any depth.

      The reason they've been hitting the Republicans more in recent years is that they've been the party in power, and have had all the decision-making power and media spotlight. Since the Democrats took Congress in 2006, the Daily Show's constantly berated them for being ineffectual and failing to provide any of the reform they campaigned on (small surprise to anyone who pays attention, I know) while asking for peoples' votes again.

    131. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Pray tell, what is this 'real world' experience the ivory tower folks lack that is so important for understanding the true horror of gay marriage? What real world experience are they missing that is causing them not to understand the abortion debate?

      Bah. Who cares? Those issues are the irrelevancies both sides of the political "debate" use to distract us from things that matter.

      Or maybe you mean all the valuable real world experience that folks get living in trailers and going to Jesus camp that makes them so well-qualified to make decisions about what economic policies are going to work out best for the nation.

      Obviously not, and you know it. I won't dignify this crap with a response.

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    132. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by Bombula · · Score: 1

      Obviously not, and you know it. I won't dignify this crap with a response.

      The 'crap' that got this started was you pulling 'ivory tower academics' out of your ass. Typical republican move - shit all over everything, then refuse to clean up your own mess.

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    133. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Obviously not, and you know it. I won't dignify this crap with a response.

      The 'crap' that got this started was you pulling 'ivory tower academics' out of your ass. Typical republican move - shit all over everything, then refuse to clean up your own mess.

      You started the silly extremist statements, I just followed with a counter from the other side.

      Oh, and I'm not a Republican.

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    134. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by nasch · · Score: 1

      It works like this. 5% of Dems, lets say, are generally seen as intelligent people. That % is way, way higher in the Libertarian camp even though the overall numbers do not come close to comparison.

      You know what? The rest of us can make up numbers too!

      3% of libertarians, let's say, are generally seen as intelligent people. That % is more like 97.4% in the Democratic camp.

      It's fun!

    135. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      ^Colbert is not a Conservative! He's an independent who happens to love George W. Bush and hate Liberals. :)

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    136. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I accept your rejection :)

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    137. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      That's why I called it a straw man. Name one pro-choice liberal who opposes the death penalty because of the "sanctity of life."

    138. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by HappySmileMan · · Score: 1

      I don't think you got my point.

      You call China a communist country, I call it a country with "a Starbucks and an American company exploiting the workers on every corner."

      It has been communist in name only for a long time. (Not that I'm saying it was better back then)

    139. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      The Daily Show has been experimenting with making fun of Democrats

      Where have you been? They've been making fun of Democrats the entire 6 years I've been watching them.

      If they have seemed to be concentrating on Repubs mostly in that time, well you have to admit that Repubs had control of all 3 branches of the government for most of that time. The Dems just weren't all that important, no matter how stupid they were being.

      One of the reasons the Fox propaganda channel's Daily Show clone was pulled was that the Daily Show was actually doing a far better job of ridiculing Democrats than Fox was.

    140. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by funkboy · · Score: 1

      Bill Clinton's policies were fine

      Including the Communications Decency Act and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act?

      & don't forget about Clinton's nuclear power policies!

    141. Re:Colbert isn't republican... by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      After Johnson, a Democrat, signed the Civil Rights Act, blacks flocked toward and racists away from the Democratic party, and since then, the Republican party has unquestionably been the more conservative of the two.

      Alveda King, daughter of Martin Luther King, Jr., remembers it differently.

      http://www.trustedpartner.com/docs/library/000143/Alveda%20King%20article.pdf

      My grandfather, Dr. Martin Luther King, Sr., or "Daddy King", was a Republican and father of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. who was a Republican.

      Daddy King influenced a reported 100,000 black voters to cast previously Republican votes for Senator Kennedy even though Kennedy had voted against the 1957 Civil Rights Law. Mrs. King had appealed to Kennedy and Nixon to help her husband, and Nixon who had voted for the 1957 Civil Rights Law did not respond. At the urging of his advisors, Kennedy made a politically calculated phone call to Mrs. King, who was pregnant at the time, bringing the attention of the nation to Dr. King's plight.

      Moved by Mrs. King's gratitude for Senator Kennedy's intervention, Daddy King was very grateful to Senator Kennedy for his assistance in rescuing Dr. King, Jr. from a life threatening jail encounter. This experience led to a black exodus from the Republican Party.

      Thus, this one simple act of gratitude caused black America to quickly forget that the Republican Party was birthed in America as the antislavery party to end the scourge of slavery and combat the terror of racism and segregation. They quickly forgot that the Democratic Party was the party of the Ku Klux Klan.

      Banished from memory was the fact that the Democratic Party fought to keep blacks in slavery and in 1894 overturned the civil rights laws of the 1860's that had been passed by Republicans, after the Republicans also amended the Constitution to grant blacks freedom, citizenship and the right to vote.

      Forgotten was the fact that it was the Republicans who started the HBCU's and the NAACP to stop the Democrats from lynching blacks. Into the dust bin of history was tossed the fact that it was the Republicans led by Republican Senator Everett Dirksen who pushed to pass the civil rights laws in 1957, 1960, 1964, 1965 and 1968.

      Removed from memory are the facts that it was Republican President Dwight Eisenhower who sent troops to Arkansas to desegregate schools, established the Civil rights commission in 1958, and appointed Chief Justice Early Warren to the U.S. Supreme Court which resulted in the 1954 Brown v. Board of Education decision ending school segregation.

      Meanwhile Democrats in Congress were still fighting to prevent the passage of new civil rights laws that would overturn those discriminatory Black Codes and Jim Crow laws that had been enacted by Democrats in the South. There would have been no law for President Lyndon Johnson to sign in 1964 had it not been for the Republicans breaking the Democrats' filibuster of the law and pushing to have that landmark legislation enacted.

      No one batted an eye when President Kennedy opposed the 1963 March on Washington by Dr. King. Hardly a ripple of protest was uttered when President Kennedy, through his brother Attorney General Robert Kennedy, had Dr. King wiretapped and investigated on suspicion of being a Communist.

      Little attention was paid to the fact that it was a Democrat, Public Safety Commissioner Eugene "Bull" Conner, who in 1963 turned dogs and fire hoses on Dr. King and other civil rights protestors. No one noted that it was a Democrat, Georgia Governor Lester Maddox, who waved ax handles to stop blacks from patronizing his restaurant. Nor was heed paid to the fact that it was a Democrat, Alabama Governor George Wallace, who stood in front of the Alabama schoolhouse in 1963 and thundered: "Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever." None of those racist Democrats became Republicans.

  14. Dem elites! by cunamara · · Score: 1

    Well, as the saying goes, "correlation is not causation" and it's quite possible that the "Colbert Bump" is just a myth. And besides that, the "elite demographic" is mainly Republicans- the top 5% of wealth holders in the US doesn't tend to vote blue.

    1. Re:Dem elites! by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm...sure are a lot of rich Dems though, aren't there? We just give them a pass. They can tell us to bike to work and reduce our carbon footprint while they fly private jets and ride in SUV cavalcades.

    2. Re:Dem elites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Actually, the wealthy in the US are pretty evenly split. For example, the Hilton clan leans right, while the Hyatt clan goes left. Many businessfolk are conservative, while most entertainment & media folk are liberal. There's big money on both sides.

    3. Re:Dem elites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they meant intellectually elite.

    4. Re:Dem elites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like Occam's razor, "correlation is not causation" is not a valid argument by itself. You can not just repeat trite sayings and hope to support the basis of an argument. Plus, I'm not sure about your word associations, but 'elite" is not synonymous with rich. The term "elitist" is along the same lines of extremist. They come is a large variety of groups.

    5. Re:Dem elites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straw man arguments are lies.

    6. Re:Dem elites! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      I like ice cream.

  15. Relevant by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If this were a politically oriented web site, I could see this being posted, but not on the front page. It would be buried under a dozen or so more relevant.

    This is Slashdot. It is tech oriented. I understand politics are important, but the slant has always been how politics will impact our IT related issues. So net neutrality is very relevant. This is not.

    I am absolutely baffled how this got accepted as a story.

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    1. Re:Relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't agree more. Unfortunately Slashdot is suffering the same flaws as Digg. Obviously the majority of visitors to these two websites lean heavily liberal, but let's stick to the topic....technology! There are plenty other websites to bicker about who's politician is better, etc...

    2. Re:Relevant by verifine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to spend a lot of time on the C|Net site, but in the last year or two they've gone very "green", often "hard left" - and the point is good. This is not supposed to be about politics, and just because we're techies doesn't mean we all fall in lockstep with a political philosophy. And much of "environmentalism" is highly political. So report on "green" by all means, but keep the emphasis on how tech relates to it. When a post assumes that everyone worships Al Gore's position, you lose me as a reader. I'm also surprised to see this on Slashdot. Where's the tech angle? I think there are enough political sites that it's inappropriate for a purely political post to appear here. Let's hope that it isn't the policy at /. to drive away anyone who doesn't lean hard left.

    3. Re:Relevant by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, it's news for Nerds and stuff that matters.

      The Colbert Report is a popular show among a lot of demographics (nerds included). I'm sure if John Stewart or Stephen Colbert dropped dead today the story would make it onto Slashdot's front page and nobody would complain that it wasn't truly Slashdot material.

      On top of which, the story connects with politics so that adds just of a little of "stuff that matters."

    4. Re:Relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are an idiot. I'm not sure if you just like to bitch, or you rarely ever actually read the articles on this site; but there are a wide variety of topics that are not exclusively "Tech". Just look at all the topics (It's a link on the left side of the main page.) If you can not appreciate the fact that this site discusses varied topics, go somewhere else, or set your preferences to not show you topics that you don't care for. Or I guess continue to be short sighted and think this site should only have articles that you seem to approve of.

    5. Re:Relevant by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      How is a talk show host "stuff that matters."?

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    6. Re:Relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats who appear on his show see a 40% increase in their campaign contributions afterward. In what way does this not matter?

      So the article doesn't interest you, that's fine. Not reading it was a good start. Not commenting on it would have been even better.

    7. Re:Relevant by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Considering the news lately, you shut your damn mouth and don't even think those kinds of things.

      No matter who wins in November, America needs these guys on the sidelines for us cheering for democracy.

      That being said, this article is about a study done about the show, not the show itself. Ignoring politics, it's scientifically interesting to note what influences one segment of the population over another.

    8. Re:Relevant by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      When I said "nobody would complain" it was followed by "that it wasn't truly Slashdot material."

      IE, nobody should/would mind that Slashdot took up front-page space to show let us know it happened since we care about them.

      What both of those men do is definitely more than just comedy.

  16. Old Republicans... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1
    So, most republicans might be awake between 11:30 - 12 (or tivo it) ... but MAYBE most republicans can't stay awake for the entire show, and often fall asleep right before the interview part.

    Building on what elrous0 said,

    Republicans are a bunch of old humorless farts

    ... oh wait, did I quote that out of context?

  17. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by eldavojohn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The first person to actually question the Bush regime said it right to his face at the press awards banquet.

    I believe that was the "White House Press Correspondence Association Dinner." Although he spoke a lot of truth and I thoroughly enjoyed it, he also said this to the Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong from China:

    I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit. As a matter of fact, Ambassador Zhou Wenzhong, welcome. Your great country makes our Happy Meals possible. I said it's a celebration.

    It's all truth, too. But it is not diplomatic. At what point do you call it "balls" versus "being an asshole." You may not respect China but whether or not you do, we are all living on the same planet.

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  18. Good stuff by gx5000 · · Score: 1

    Even though it makes me sad, I love these guys, Colbert and Stewart.
    They make me laugh c'ause otherwise I'd be crying all the time about the things I cannot change.
    I hope Stephen does get to talk at the Dems convention, it'll be a funny romp indeed !
    As far as the rise in donations, the US gets to see their politicians in a social contect
    out of the norm for most of them, and so if they show something of a personality, they get
    the attention they deserve...sorry cookie !

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  19. Correlation != Causation by TheGrapeApe · · Score: 1

    The candidates probably wouldn't be invited on the show in the first place unless they were "up-and-coming" and exposed to the Democratic donor base before they got on the show. It would be just as logical to say that their increase in donations is the reason they get invited on the show and not the other way around.

  20. Re:WTF by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Troll or not, here you go:

    They are talking about Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report.

  21. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by techiemikey · · Score: 1

    I think the surprise is that the Colbert Bump actually exists rather than just all being in his mind.

  22. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by notrandomly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    China is a super power. Is criticizing China somehow "being an asshole"? Colbert wasn't stomping all over someone who was already down. He aimed it squarely at the one of the world's most powerful nations. He kicked up, now down.

  23. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But it is not diplomatic

    And he's not a diplomat.

  24. Did I miss something by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait... Colbert is pregnant?

    Whoah.

    1. Re:Did I miss something by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Wait... Colbert is pregnant?

      Whoah.

      And Lady America's the baby daddy. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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  25. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by jav1231 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Not to overplay the "Republicans are a bunch of old humorless farts" stereotype, but let's face it, Republicans aren't exactly Comedy Central's chief demographic in general (and they sure aren't the primary audience of "The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report"). Even when conservatives do come on Stewart or Colbert, it's generally a very uncomfortable interview (polite applause from the audience, host trying desperately to think of something good to say).

    Yeah, I wonder how many legmen got nervous when Al Capone wanted a sit-down? Stewart is a pretentious ass who looks down and mocks conservatives. Colbert does the same, just in character. Conservatives aren't invited to share views, they're invited as fodder for ridicule. Whether your a Dem or Repub, if you can't see that you're blind.

  26. Re:bring on the flamefest by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Be fair, it's not slashdot that's the problem.

    It's the corrupt assholes that pay lip service to the electorate during campaigns and then go right back to screwing them for money the minute it's all over.

    The big two party systems is the problem, not the people that it's driven to cynicism.

  27. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Limbaugh's success is almost entirely due to his sense of humor. He was basically a Colbert/Stewart of the Right, before Comedy Central was a political humor channel. Now, humor is somewhat subjective, and Limbaugh has a mean streak that comes out at odd times and spoils the party. His mask only slips occasionally though, and he can usually convince his loyal listeners that he was joking or that the monster they saw was just misunderstood. (for example, when he made fun of Michael J. Fox's Parkinsons Disease, or expressed glee at the suicide of Kurt Cobain.)

    Even so, Limbaugh has a great sense of the absurd, and his selective reporting of the news has been great at finding things that are both idiotic and obviously "left-inspired." Now, he's dishonest to a degree, so he'll lie, exagerate or misreport when it suits him. Still, it's actually fairly easy if you go to the right places to find some absurdity related to environmentalism or feminism. Shooting fish in a barrel, it is. Frankly, he doesn't outright lie that often, because he doesn't have to. Clowns attach themselves to any political movement that has any power.

    The new young Turks of Right Wing talk haven't been humor oriented, they've been revenge oriented. So people like O'Reilly and Hannity come across as hate-filled trolls without anything resembling a sense of humor. This is all to the good, because people with no sense of humor make perfect straight men victims for satirists.

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  28. This is a surprise? by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "In contrast, their Republican counterparts essentially gain nothing."

    Well there's a shock. I've always thought that Republicans going on Stewart's or Colbert's show was a complete waste of time, unless their aim was to be mocked mercilessly with no benefits whatsoever. Stewart at least tries to be somewhat balanced (as much as his politics will allow him), but Colbert wastes no time with such ideas.

    It'd be like a liberal Democrat going on Rush Limbaugh's program. Just what do you think you're going to get out of it? You're certainly going into hostile territory with little hope of reward. You're not going to sway that audience's opinions... they're pretty well set. I think a Republican going on Colbert's show is not only a waste of time, it's worse. He has a young liberal audience, and if anything changes their opinions, it'll be time and experience. Nothing you say is going to sway them.

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    1. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, I would have never known about McCain if he never went on The Daily Show, I would have even considered voting for him if he didn't then go out and flip and become the presidents lapdog.

      Its not like ultra-liberals are the only ones that look at TDS and TCR, moderates do to.

    2. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a young liberal audience, and if anything changes their opinions, it'll be time and experience. Nothing you say is going to sway them.

      What's being young have to do with it? People of any age aren't swayed by words when they refuse to think, whether young liberals or old conservatives. Or young conservatives or old liberals.

    3. Re:This is a surprise? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless they continue to try, which is admirable.

      When I see Obama go on Bill O'Reilly or Rush Limbaugh, then I'll respect them for 'reaching out' across party lines.

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    4. Re:This is a surprise? by sheldon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think you quite understand Stewart and Colbert. They aren't at all like Limbaugh, who is more of a propagandist.

      They're not mocking conservatives. They're mocking mainstream news coverage. Where stupid issues are treated with such seriousness. "Did Barack Obama not wear underwear as a child? Stay tuned to CNN and find out more about this important revelation!"

      Most people who go on the show find it refreshing and since they have a sense of humor, they play along.

      But many conservative politicians are so used to the media playing deference to their stupid issue ideas, that they're confused at why they're being laughed at.

      But at the core, what they're do is mocking mainstream news broadcasts. Nothing more.

    5. Re:This is a surprise? by kalirion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always thought that Republicans going on Stewart's or Colbert's show was a complete waste of time, unless their aim was to be mocked mercilessly with no benefits whatsoever.

      I don't know, I thought Mike Huckabee's appearances were gold. The guy showed a real sense of humor. I was really disappointed when I read about his little "10 commandments are the only laws we need" speech....

    6. Re:This is a surprise? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you actually watched the show your statement would appear more informed. Colbert is just as hard on democrats as republicans, which is why Pelosi banned democrats in congress from going on his show.

      Comparing Colbert to Limbaugh is pretty ignorant.

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    7. Re:This is a surprise? by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A similar question arises in UK politics. Why would any politician ever voluntarily appear on the news quiz Have I Got News For You? There's no way they'll be able to get through it without being viciously mocked by the regulars.

      Yet Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson did so many times, and every time he crashed and burned horribly, establishing beyond any doubt his public image as a monumentally absent-minded posh Wodehousian buffoon. Now he's the Mayor of London.

      Johnson's continued appearances on that show, long after it became clear that he himself would be the source of all the comedy, at least left him perceived as a good sport. Thoroughly bloody nice bloke. Not like the rest of those awful Tories. Certainly not up to anything nefarious or corrupt because he'd forget his own master plan five minutes into it. A harmless idiot who will probably sit in his office blithering, delegate pretty much everything, and not actually do very much. In other words, the perfect man to run the global economic hub.

      Perhaps the Republicans hope for the same. Their party is perceived as a bunch of godbothering warmongering fascists; turning up on comedy shows and laughing along when the jokes are at your own expense tends to soften that image. It makes you appear more human.

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    8. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem lies in that both sides have to go along with the party line, regardless of what they personally believe.

    9. Re:This is a surprise? by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Perhaps if you actually watched the show your statement would appear more informed. Colbert is just as hard on democrats as republicans, which is why Pelosi banned democrats in congress from going on his show."

      I have watched some his (and Stewart's) episodes. Despite my distaste at their politics, both men are obviously very talented, and it's hard to ignore that. And while both of them make a point of skewing Democrats that are in trouble, I think you're pretty blind if you don't see the meat of both shows is liberal edged satire, with conservatives usually being in their crosshairs. They make no claim to being fair and balanced, which is one reason their audience adores them. Just like Limbaugh.

      "Comparing Colbert to Limbaugh is pretty ignorant."

      It's not quite apples and apples, but it's not apples an oranges either. All the hosts are essentially entertainers playing to one political slant; one is upfront about it, while another uses a device (playing an over-the-top conservative) to enhance the comedy. One has a political show that's funny, the other has a comedy show that's political. Again, since the two sides apparently have some different tastes, you're not going to get opposing analogues that are both successful... but there are more similarities than differences here considering both shows are at their core entertainment, and both men are entertainers.

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    10. Re:This is a surprise? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      There is a saying that says you can go from liberal to conservative in 20 years without chaging an ideal.

      Being the son of two Kennedy-era Democrats I can only tell you how true it is.

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    11. Re:This is a surprise? by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      There are conservative fans of the show. While you enjoy that they are making fun of our political positions, we enjoy that the intentionally absurd arguments they make are so close to things actual democratic politicians say in all seriousness. While you're laughing directly at what they are saying, we're laughing at the people who would find it funny and the way they see us. It's a completely different experience, but no less entertaining. Sort of the way someone would enjoy a roast.

      And a lot of the things they do are purely ad hominem. For example, you don't have to disagree with Bush politically to find the gaffes he makes humorous. When a democrat says something stupid they get made fun of just as much. It's actually very difficult to discern their true political leanings just from watching the show, if you watch with an open mind.

      There are three facets to winning an election: energizing your base, attracting independents, and preventing your opponent from doing the same. People who were solidly in the other camp but cross over to vote for you are so rare as to be essentially negligible. Bearing that in mind, how would appearing on a hostile show help you energize your base and attract independents, or conversely, how would appearing on a hostile show help you avoid demoralizing your base, energizing your opponent's base, or repelling independents?

      Let's take your example of a liberal democrat on the Rush Limbaugh show. First of all, studies show that something like 15-20% of Rush's audience does not agree with him, IIRC. An audience his size, that's a significant number in itself.

      Second, even people who do not listen to the show will hear that you went on. If you are an independent or democrat and learned that Obama went on Rush, Hannity, or O'Reilly, how would that change your estimation of him? If you're an independent who knows Obama claims to be the right man to negotiate with dictators and tyrants, but is "afraid" to accept repeated invitations to those shows, how would that change your estimation of him? If you're a conservative who constantly hears those on-the-air invitations and know they're being refused, how does that help energize you?

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    12. Re:This is a surprise? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Yet Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson did so many times, and every time he crashed and burned horribly, establishing beyond any doubt his public image as a monumentally absent-minded posh Wodehousian buffoon. Now he's the Mayor of London.

      Oh come on now, I thought he handled himself pretty well given that he was the target of so much of the guest's humor. His hair alone was good for several laughs....not that jokes about it were good for laughs...his hair itself is inherently amusing.
      Now granted, I'm American, I thought he was a comedian and my British wife had to explain that he was an actual "legitimate" politician but still...

    13. Re:This is a surprise? by Darby · · Score: 1

      If you are an independent or democrat and learned that Obama went on Rush, Hannity, or O'Reilly, how would that change your estimation of him? If you're an independent who knows Obama claims to be the right man to negotiate with dictators and tyrants, but is "afraid" to accept repeated invitations to those shows, how would that change your estimation of him?

      Given that those shows are dedicated to making a mockery of political discussion in this country I have nothing but contempt for any politician who would disgrace themselves by lending the air of legitimacy to them which they clearly don't deserve.

    14. Re:This is a surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never met any conservatives that thought Rush was being funny. Many people believe what he says. I agree, it's mostly a staged show, but it causes serious damage when people believe it.

    15. Re:This is a surprise? by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      Given that those shows are dedicated to making a mockery of political discussion in this country I have nothing but contempt for any politician who would disgrace themselves by lending the air of legitimacy to them which they clearly don't deserve.

      Thus, putting you clearly in the "solid liberal" camp to which most of my argument didn't apply. You're telling me you wouldn't get fired up hearing Obama give Rush the what for? Or are you afraid someone "illegitimate" will somehow trick a man who is allegedly qualified for the most powerful diplomatic position in the world into looking foolish in front of the biggest political audience in the country?

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    16. Re:This is a surprise? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I remember something about an interview with Bill Clinton on Fox, something about the interviewer attacking Clinton for not doing enough to prevent 9/11. Hmmmm.

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    17. Re:This is a surprise? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Thus, putting you clearly in the "solid liberal" camp to which most of my argument didn't apply.

      Well, there went any possibility of you being considered capable of rational thought.

      You're telling me you wouldn't get fired up hearing Obama give Rush the what for?

      I'm not a fan of watching two scumbags yell at each other. I'd prefer no scumbags being given any air time.

      Or are you afraid someone "illegitimate" will somehow trick a man who is allegedly qualified for the most powerful diplomatic position in the world into looking foolish in front of the biggest political audience in the country?

      He already made himself into (not look like) a traitor by voting for telecom immunity. I have no intention of voting for him. I never vote for Republicans or Democrats as I'm actually an intelligent informed *citizen*.

    18. Re:This is a surprise? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      Jon Stewart rarely mocks his interviewees. I'm liberal, but I have definitely been given a positive impression of some conservative politicians from their appearance on The Daily Show.

    19. Re:This is a surprise? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Not sure what your point is?
      That the commentator is tendentious, superficial, hurling accusations based purely on party politics? How does this differ from Conservatives going on primarily-liberal broadcasts like Air America or the Colbert Report? Colbert is particularly funny because his humor is well-done satire: "I'm taking your talking points, lifestyle, beliefs, and extrapolating them to infinity to show what an ass I am" which is damn funny.

      But seriously, I don't get your point. That because Bill Clinton was attacked on one issue, no Liberals ever DARE set foot in Conservative studios ever again? Because that would be absurd.

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    20. Re:This is a surprise? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      It's my opinion that Obama won't go on to the Factor for the simple reason that it wouldn't serve a purpose. He would only get attacked there

      My point was simply that democrats do go on conservative shows and to demonstrate the manner in which the "republican" host(s) would behave in such a situation.

      I might have the full understanding of the american political system and its nuances being dutch, but I did find it revealing what I saw.

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    21. Re:This is a surprise? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I think it's a fair point, and being an outside observer to the system, I credit you for at least paying attention and trying to understand it.

      I will say that I think you're mistaken, sort of. If Obama went on O'Reilly or Limbaugh, he would be (intellectually) attacked, in that I agree. It would be polite, but his ideas, philosophies, beliefs, and statements would all be brought up for scrutiny and dissection.

      If a Republican (in this case McCain) goes on a liberal-leaning show, it's the same exact process.

      Here's the point: that's a GOOD thing.

      Both parties spend far, far too much time preaching to their own crowds, where nobody asks tough questions or calls out contradictions. Both party platforms are FULL of issues that DESERVE critical, even aggressive, questioning. In many cases, there are two very different approaches to solving the same problem and (something the US electorate has a hard time understanding) neither one is 'righter' than the other. They're just different. These differences MUST be explored, and you're not going to get a critical examination when the interviewer loves the candidate.

      I find that I always benefit from discussion with people that disagree with me - they highlight the weaknesses in my arguments and, if I'm intellectually honest, should prompt me to re-examine these weak points and either figure them out or *GASP* consider changing my mind on the issue.

      Now, I'm not foolish enough to suggest that the guest or interviewer will change anything based on the 'confrontational' discussion - but the strengths and weaknesses there revealed ARE useful to watching voters.

      Then again, only about 20% of the voters ever pay attention, and they're the die-hard fanatics who aren't listening from one side or the other ANYWAY. /cynicism. Sigh.

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    22. Re:This is a surprise? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      A better comparison would be Apples to Hand-Tools.

      Limbaugh is a lapdog of the conservative movement, furthering their agenda through talking point propaganda. Stewart/Colbert aren't briefed ahead of time on what NOT to ask, and what points should be hand-fed to candidates.

      Many Democrats refuse to go on Colbert/Stewart, for fear of their own hypocracy being played out. Stewart/Colbert don't let ideology get in the way: they focus on the craziness. Rush embraces and proliferates it, which is why he significantly lowers the discourse in this country.

      Furthermore, polls show (and anecdotal experience shows) liberal don't listen to Rush, but conservatives watch Stewart/Colbert. I think that alone speaks volumes.

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    23. Re:This is a surprise? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If you're an independent who knows Obama claims to be the right man to negotiate with dictators and tyrants, but is "afraid" to accept repeated invitations to those shows, how would that change your estimation of him?

      Not this horseshit again. If Obama talks to North Korea, he'll do so by talking to their leaders and diplomats, not sit down for an interview on Korean Central Television, the state controlled network. And aside from the absurdity of your premise, note again that it's a standard that is applied to Democrats and only Democrats. You don't see people daring McCain to do a conference with MoveOn because he'll look weak otherwise.

    24. Re:This is a surprise? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Here is pretty much the nail in your argument's coffin:

      http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/20/limbaugh-obama-won-primaries-becuase-no-one-had-the-guts-to-stand-up-and-say-no-to-a-black-guy/

      Limbaugh isn't even CLOSE to Colbert/Stewart, he's just another old white racist conservative, and drug addict to boot.

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  29. Re:CmndTaco has a child?! by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I hope this doesn't mean he's going to be too disconnected from the rest of the /. demographic!

    Yes, with those kinds of distractions he might start making missteps like posting duplicate stories. Imagine what slashdot would become with something like that...

  30. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Republicans aren't humorless, but they generally don't gravitate towards comedy writing or performing either (leading to a dearth of comedy shows with conservative writers and performers). It's unfair to blame Comedy Central for that. Republicans tend to gravitate towards business school and political science, liberals tend to gravitate towards the liberal arts and more artistic fields (including writing and comedy). There are plenty of exceptions, of course, (including the aforementioned Colin Quinn) but let's not kid ourselves. Asking Comedy Central why it has so many liberal comedy writers would be like asking Wall Street why it has so many conservative stock brokers.

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  31. "despite being a comedy program" by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Both the Colbert Report and the Daily Show are not mere news parodies or simple comedies. They're actual news shows that also happen to be funny. They don't make stuff up like SNL or the Onion, they present real news.

    Sort of like the movie Shaun of the Dead. Despite what people think, it was not a parody of zombie movies, it was a real zombie movie that also happened to be really funny.

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    1. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by east+coast · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Please. If it doesn't have the name "George A. Ramero" on it, it's not a real zombie movie.

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    2. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      {Off Topic}

      i figured that SotD was a Romantic Comedy in the middle of a zombie outbreak.

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    3. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that Night of the Living Dead was a brilliant movie. However, the rest of his movies are crap. Contrived crap for the purpose of expounding on his social and political views. I'm not saying I disagree with his views, I'm just saying a zombie movie is probably not the best forum for discussing them.

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    4. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like the movie Shaun of the Dead. Despite what people think, it was not a parody of zombie movies, it was a real zombie movie that also happened to be really funny.

      The zombies were real?? OMFG!!!

    5. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      What?
      Make all the movies you want, but there are no real zombies.

    6. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      They don't make stuff up like SNL (or NAMBLA) or the Onion, they present real news.

    7. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right.

      Shaun of the Dead not parody? All of the ridiculous build-up to the zombies, the shots of Simon Pegg staggering in the early morning etc., the jabs at the slowness and stupidity of the zombies... the completely oblivious characters with the various hints that something is going wrong strewn about the background.

      If that isn't parody, then I don't know what is.

    8. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by aero6dof · · Score: 1


      What?
      Make all the movies you want, but there are no real zombies.

      Of course there are real zombies, aren't we were talking about the american voter here?

    9. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, the stuff on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report is all true. Oh, did I tell you that I had a UFO fly into my soup the other night?

      Please tell me your comment was itself satire. They are not actual news shows. They do make up stuff.

      And that's practically the definition of satire, and demonstrably effective. They're funny because they do make up stuff. Not to say that a good portion of the shows aren't based in truth -- otherwise, it wouldn't be funny!

      Pretty much all comedy (and all lies) have their basis in truth, but these shows are not truthiness, nor are they intended to be.

    10. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Those were just about the votes from the dead people :)

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    11. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by splatter · · Score: 1

      Lisa Simpson: "The dead have risen, and their voting republican!"

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    12. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      They are very much a comedy program. They're basically a televised political cartoon. It's not an actual news show because it doesn't bring a whole lot of information. You need to be versed in current events to completely understand the show in the first place.

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    13. Re:"despite being a comedy program" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Colbert Report and the Daily Show are not mere news parodies or simple comedies. They're actual news shows that also happen to be funny. They don't make stuff up like SNL or the Onion

      Yes, they do:
      http://frum.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YTNlODAwODdlN2ViODE0ZjRjMjhmOWQxMzgyNTNkMmE=

  32. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm rather conservative. I watch both Colbert and Stewart because I find them both funny. Their bias is quite obvious, but I don't mind. The fact they are open about it (as opposed to trying to pretend to be neutral) makes me like them more.

    Rarely do I not find something funny because of my views. I'll disagree with some of the things Stewart says (for example), but I don't take him seriously enough to be put off by it (and it doesn't happen that often).

    What they spend most of their time doing, making fun of the media and politicians doing dumb things, works just as well for either party. If they ignored the Dems I would be turned off, but they are always right there to poke fun at Pelosi if she does something notably stupid.

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  33. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I watch and listen to all side of the argument and humor. I want to get as much of facts as I possibly can and then make a judgment.

    BTW, I'm an independent who's a social liberal (I don't care who you sleep with or marry) and government conservative(government should be the last resort for any problem outside of what's explicitly stated in the Constitution and even then it still spends too much money).

  34. Yes, they're the joke. by douthat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, the joke is on us.

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    1. Re:Yes, they're the joke. by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Funny

      We have met the joke, and he is us.

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    2. Re:Yes, they're the joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, joke makes you.

  35. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by wannabe-retiree · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you'll see a change in this if and when Obama becomes president. Just like the Clinton administration led to the mainstreaming of foxnews, dennis miller (back when he was successful), and talk radio-- the Bush administration has led to the success of Kos, Olbermann and Colbert. While I'm sure the Daily Show and Colbert Report will still be funny, they won't be as poignant and cutting edge with a Democrat in the office. Something else will come along and be the new "in" thing of political satire.

  36. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Nursie · · Score: 0, Troll

    Conservative views are ridiculous though.

    Every time a repub is allowed to speak they come out with hypocrisy and intolerance.

  37. The Bump starts before Colbert by tb()ne · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you look at the charts in the original article, the bump starts around two weeks before they actually appear on the show. Which makes me suspect that the Bump is more likely due to the candidate making a round of interviews (of which Colbert is one), rather than it being due specifically to the Colbert interview.

    1. Re:The Bump starts before Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, the politicians appearing on these shows are usually on book promotion tours. But this still implies that democrats are able to increase their donations while promoting their new book. But republicans don't get the same bump?

    2. Re:The Bump starts before Colbert by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Even less explicable in the original article is the bump Republicans exhibit in the 45 days prior to their appearance. It's unclear whether they have even agreed to do the show at that time. Certainly, no one is advertising their appearance.

      Lacking any explanation of how tCR could cause that pre-bump, we must consider whether the pre-bump might be causing the appearance on tCR. That is, tCR may invite Republicans who are making headlines and getting donations.

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    3. Re:The Bump starts before Colbert by rtconner · · Score: 0

      That would make a lot more sense than what this article proposes. The only reason we are discussing this is because Colbert is the only one who purported to have any sort of "bump" power. Which, at minimum, has us wondering and duscussing if he actually has any power.

      And it would seem likely in this case that the discussion itself of if someone has a power would actually tend to assist that person in gaining the said power.

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  38. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    No, just the first person funny enough to get the opportunity and able to get away with it.

    "If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you."
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  39. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the problem with conservatives, they can't approach things without an intensely partisan mindset. [...] just because it's a lot easier to make fun of republicans than democrats, that's what the shows do more of.

    Funny, because that's the same thing I hear Conservatives say about Liberals and they both back it up with the same "proof".

    See the point yet? They're both wrong.

    The greatest thing that's wrong with politics right now is this team sport cheerleader mentality. You're either a Democrat or a Republican. You have to show up to games wearing your team colors or be chastised by the other fanatics (aka "fans") of the team. And god forbid that you might actually be a fanatic of the other team! That will result in nothing less than the tossing of stereotypical derogatory chants back and forth which, of course, will lead to some parking lot brawl.

    Don't dare try to have a different opinion other than the teams party lines, otherwise, they'll try a hostel take over of your position. Just ask Joel Liberman, who supports the Iraq war and some tax cuts and was attacked by his own party by them running and financing another Democrat to take his seat.

    Don't dare try to say you support the right to abortion, gay marriage or that you're agnostic or atheist, as a Republican. You'll be similarly cast down from the rank and file.

    The point is, the problem with politics are people you the parent. Those people who actually THINK one side is better than the other by default. That one side a bigger joke than the other or what have you. Sadly, the true joke are these people and these are the people that Colbert and Stewart make fun of. These people are blind to the obvious and sheep of the proverbial Shepard. These are the people who make easy targets for jokes because others can clearly see their blind ignorance and stupidity on ISSUES, not political affiliation.

    People who think like the parent are the one's who think with an intensely partisan mindset. They're the one's, are there are a lot of them, who keep these political charades going. Nothing is going to change until we break down the walls of party affliction and the team sport mentality. Politics are not a game that's played on Sundays and Monday nights. Competition and competitiveness only amongst people only lead to a loss for everyone as important issues get ignored for a few small mindsets of a minority of people who are bullied and repressed into taking the same stances as the party out of fear or reprisal. This is the true killer of independent thought and critical analysis, yet it'll be the last thing anyone will be willing to "fix".

  40. 1/2 Hour News Hour by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    " And Fox News did a Daily Show-esque show called the "1/2 Hour News Hour" [wikipedia.org] that was just abysmal to watch and not even close to funny (it ran for 13 episodes before the Fox conservatives abandoned their opposition to euthenasia long enough to grant it a mercy killing)."

    Hell, I'm a conservative, and I'll be the first to tell you that show wasn't just bad, it was plain embarrassing. Bad skits. Canned laugh tracks. Every bad trick in show business you can think of, that abomination had it. It couldn't die fast enough for me.

    That show was a prime example of somethings conservatives sometimes do that they never should... try to make a right wing version of a successful liberal phenomena. "Hey, we'll make a conservative Daily Show!". No, you wont. You'll make a cheap knockoff that nobody likes and is done badly. And to be fair, liberals also do this stuff as well... how many attempts have we seen to try and do a liberal version of Limbaugh's program? There's a long and distinguished list of utter failure on that front (Hello, Air America!).

    For whatever reason... one sides' success.... The Daily Show, Limbaugh, pick your example... just doesn't seem to translate well to the other side. Any attempts to "reverse engineer" it and make your own seems destined to fall on it's face.

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    1. Re:1/2 Hour News Hour by sheldon · · Score: 1

      For whatever reason... one sides' success.... The Daily Show, Limbaugh, pick your example... just doesn't seem to translate well to the other side. Any attempts to "reverse engineer" it and make your own seems destined to fall on it's face.

      #dontgo!, anyone? :-)

    2. Re:1/2 Hour News Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as a counterpoint to your sig, my life is pretty easy and has never been too cruel. I just know when to laugh. Maybe you're doing it wrong? Then again, I can't think of many with a better life than me, so maybe I'm just doing it right...

    3. Re:1/2 Hour News Hour by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      For whatever reason... one sides' success.... The Daily Show, Limbaugh, pick your example... just doesn't seem to translate well to the other side

      I don't know.... Olbermann seems to be doing a pretty good knock-off of Bill O'Reilly, complete with selective hearing and manufactured outrage.

      Mind you, I can't stand either one of them.

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  41. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    The problem with "Tough Crowd" was not the subject matter, or whether or not is was funny. The problem was it was an organizational clusterf***. Colin Quinn couldn't moderate at all, guests talked over each other, and little was said during each segment.

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  42. Democratic by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The correct adjective form is Democratic.

    1. Re:Democratic by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      The correct adjectival form is Democratic.

    2. Re:Democratic by sm62704 · · Score: 0

      Odd how a completely wrong comment can be modded informative. From the dictionary:

      democrat
      -noun
      1. an advocate of democracy.
      2. a person who believes in the political or social equality of all people.
      3. (initial capital letter) Politics.
        a. a member of the Democratic party.
        b. a member of the Democratic-Republican party.
      4. Also called democrat wagon. a high, lightweight, horse-drawn wagon, usually having two seats.
      [Origin: 1780-90; democratic
      -adjective
      1. pertaining to or of the nature of democracy or a democracy.
      2. pertaining to or characterized by the principle of political or social equality for all: democratic treatment.
      3. advocating or upholding democracy.
      4. (initial capital letter) Politics.
        a. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of the Democratic party.
        b. of, pertaining to, or belonging to the Democratic-Republican party.
      Also, democratical.
      [Origin: 1595-1605;

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    3. Re:Democratic by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Please mod the parent (me) down; before the bolded word "adjective" there should have been the word "democratic" that linked to the definition. And I previewed twice, too!

      Damn, I got a case of the Arthur Dents today. Hope the Vogons aren't close...

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  43. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if China got the Colbert Bump?

  44. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it is not diplomatic And he's not a diplomat.

    If you're addressing an ambassador from another country in your own, I think it would be a good idea to be respectful in a diplomatic way. Of course, I'm sure we'd love to develop that kind of image for ourselves.

  45. Daily Show Bump?? by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there is a similar bump for an appearance on The Daily Show...

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  46. CmdrTaco has a kid? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    How did that happen?
    Did he adopt?

  47. Wait a second... by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "That's the problem with conservatives, they can't approach things without an intensely partisan mindset"

    Uh, some can, some can't. Are you actually going to claim liberals are any different? Because I'd love to point you to several major liberal websites where the denizens will readily prove to you that if it ain't liberal, it's downright evil. No room for gray areas. Democratic Underground, Daily Kos, Truthout, Alternet... there's a pretty long list here. So if I were you, I'd reconsider this notion that liberals are all capable of tolerant, non-partisan thinking. They're just as human as the conservatives they oppose.

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    1. Re:Wait a second... by alphaseven · · Score: 1

      "That's the problem with conservatives, they can't approach things without an intensely partisan mindset"

      Uh, some can, some can't. Are you actually going to claim liberals are any different?

      Actually I think you could make the general criticism that conservatives tend to be too partisan and liberals not partisan enough, in that there is a lot more bickering and infighting among the left. As Lyndon Johnson said "You know the difference between cannibals and liberals? Cannibals only eat their enemies."

    2. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm distressed you automatically catagorize intolerance as a "human" trait. I would argue this is the fault of human belief systems. Traditionally conservatives unquestioningly follow their belief systems. That's why so many religious zealots just happen to be conservative. Liberalism implies not only a willingness to explore ideas, but embraces the notion it is OKAY TO DO SO. This is NOT a tenet of extreme conservatism.

      So, yes, there IS a difference. It's not just because we are human. It's because some people robotically espouse dogma, and others prefer to THINK FOR THEMSELVES. Clear enough?

    3. Re:Wait a second... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      "... in that there is a lot more bickering and infighting among the left."

      Partisanship isn't their problem, then, discipline is. And I'm not the first to notice this. Way back in the 1930's, Will Rogers said "I belong to no organized political party; I am a Democrat".

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    4. Re:Wait a second... by Darby · · Score: 1

      Partisanship isn't their problem, then, discipline is. And I'm not the first to notice this. Way back in the 1930's, Will Rogers said "I belong to no organized political party; I am a Democrat".

      And by "discipline", of course, you mean supporting the party line no matter whether it is dishonest, treasonous or anything else as long as it promotes the party over the country. That would be "partisanship" at which they are disciplined.

      So, yes, the Republicans are more effective at betraying the country and completely screwing it up because they don't let facts get in the way of their "disciplined" assault on this nation and their support of their party over the interests of their country.

      Don't kid yourself, the Democrats are complete shit, but they are far better than the Republicans *because* they are not as good as subverting the interests of their nation to the interests of their party.

      Discipline in treason is a bad thing, not a good thing as you seem to think.

    5. Re:Wait a second... by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself, the Democrats are complete shit, but they are far better than the Republicans *because* they are not as good as subverting the interests of their nation to the interests of their party.

      On the other hand, on narrow issues such as copyright, Democrats are better (and better motivated*) than Republicans in fucking with our rights (fair use rights, reasonable length of copyright duration, etc.).

      Frankly, as a libertarian and an advocate of copyright reform, it is for this single issue that I vote against the Democrats. Republican party has strayed away from their old, conservative ideal of small government that is of the people, by the people, for the people (a quote from Lincoln, a Republican and an opponent of slavery, unlike the Democrats), but even so, in issues that I care about, I trust them far better than I trust the Democrats.

      * I am guessing that their motivation comes from their masters, the copyright industry (music, movie, and perhaps game).

    6. Re:Wait a second... by novakyu · · Score: 1

      i'm distressed you automatically catagorize intolerance as a "human" trait

      I'm guessing he's basing that off of "To err is human".

      If you categorize intolerance as a grave mistake, then it is characteristically human.

    7. Re:Wait a second... by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      I haven't visited all the sites you listed, but I know that the quality of discussion at Daily Kos isn't that bad. Diaries on issues generally have interesting comments, but diaries addressing the latest news about McCain or Obama generally have comments similar to slashdot stories about Microsoft or Linux. Generally, the diaries featured in a Diary Rescue are worthwhile and most everything else is a waste of time.

    8. Re:Wait a second... by Darby · · Score: 1

      Frankly, as a libertarian and an advocate of copyright reform, it is for this single issue that I vote against the Democrats.

      OK, that's perfectly reasonable. Of course, if that means that you vote for the Republicans over that rather than voting for some party that actually stands for anything worthwhile then your reasoning ability is sorely lacking.

      Republican party has strayed away from their old, conservative ideal of small government that is of the people, by the people, for the people (a quote from Lincoln, a Republican and an opponent of slavery, unlike the Democrats), but even so, in issues that I care about, I trust them far better than I trust the Democrats.

      You do know that Lincoln was a big corporate lawyer, right? You do know that he did more to destroy the idea of small government than any president since until Reagan, right?
      You do know that Republican opposition to slavery was due to the advantage slave owners had in not having to pay their employees, rather than any actual support of liberty, right?

      You do know that there never was a time that the Republican party actually stood for any of the things you claim that they did, right?
      When government was trying to hold the rich accountable, then they spouted "small government". Now that the rich use the government as a tool to enhance their profits they are the biggest fans of big government that we have.

      If you answered "no" to any of those questions, you have quite a bit of homework ahead of you if you expect to be treated as an actual citizen rather than a subject.

      Repeating idiotic myths does not count as thinking.

  48. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by falcon5768 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think being "respectful" is 90% of the reason this country is a mess right now. The fact that the public is too scared of calling their politicians and politicians of other countries hypocritical lying murderers to their face out of fear of being called "disrespectful" or worse "un-American" is disgusting. Maybe you sir need a ball transplant since yours have obviously failed.

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  49. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by nomadic · · Score: 1

    If you're addressing an ambassador from another country in your own, I think it would be a good idea to be respectful in a diplomatic way. Of course, I'm sure we'd love to develop that kind of image for ourselves.

    Colbert is not a representative of the U.S. government and he has neither a legal nor moral obligation to refrain from insulting China. You'd probably think that it'd disrespectful to picket the Chinese embassy over Chinese human rights violations, right?

  50. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    As an Aussie I apologise for Rupert, as an old fart I like what I've seen of Colbert and the Daily Show because I prefer comedy to anger when it comes to political discussion. IMHO the most agnogstic (and some of the funniest) political/social satire to come out of the US in recent years has been in the form of cartoons. Ironicaly the best known of these is the Simpons ( a Fox production ).

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  51. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by mdarksbane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He mocks everyone constantly, but there is a bit of a difference in how he does it that betrays his bias.

    His mockery of republicans is usually along the lines of "what are those crazy people thinking?"

    Whereas against democrats he tends to be more "come on, guys, I was counting on you and then you sucked."

    He doesn't give anyone a free pass (which I greatly appreciate) but he does betray his bias a bit.

  52. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Kostya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, *lighten up*. Stephen Colbert is a comedian and satirist. Is roasting China along with everyone else in the room him being undiplomatic or him doing his thing?

    If China can't take some ribbing from a comedian, what kind of super-power does that make them? Remember when that guy got a monkey to throw up just like Bush? Hilarious! Did we get on his case for lacking in diplomacy?

    The only "misstep" diplomatically was putting Colbert in the room with that many powerful people, and then handing him a mike and asking him to do his thing. If the people in that room couldn't handle some humor, then he shouldn't have been asked to do the speech.

    And frankly, I'm getting tired of everyone pussy-footing around China. Welcome to the World stage, China! You wanted to be a super-power? You wanted recognition and a bigger say in how things go? Well guess what, my Chinese friends? Along with greater visibility and decision making power comes a lot more criticism, outrage, and being mocked.

    Welcome to our world. People have been beating on the US for years. Sometimes it was just whining (hey, I wanted to be in charge instead of you!), and sometimes it was because we used our power to run rough-shod over people. Regardless, the world didn't spare us anything--and they shouldn't.

    But China? Oh, poor China! Everyone is so insensitive, so judgmental! Poor, poor China! They only own everyone on the planet through trade imbalances or by owning the country's debt. When people start to complain about China's policies, a Chinese representative reminds them that China owns them lock stock and barrel, and then an apology along with copious amounts of back pedaling ensues (see US toy makers after the lead paint fiascos).

    So pardon me if I don't feel sorry for them. No one in the rest of the world is treated with as much fear and trepidation as China. And when they don't feel they get enough respect, they come down on people hard. They are big-boy country. They can clearly take care of themselves.

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  53. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even when conservatives do come on Stewart or Colbert, it's generally a very uncomfortable interview (polite applause from the audience, host trying desperately to think of something good to say).

    Eh, John McCain did pretty well on The Daily Show, and when I saw him a few years ago Bob Dole was absolutely awesome.

    But that's The Daily Show, which has a slant sure but is perfectly willing to tear Democrats and liberals a new one whenever its appropriate. I think mostly it's because Stewart and the show came unto their own during a period when Republicans were in power and thus provided the majority of the targets. Stewart is liberal in his politics, but I don't think that dominates the show which is mostly about deriving humor from the news. It's not the same as 'liberal' or 'conservative' talk shows.

    Colbert Report, though, is obviously dominated by its slant. There's no avoiding it, as his character is a caricature of a conservative talk show host. He "praised" the President to his face for going with his gut instead of facts, saying "reality has a well-known liberal bias".

    But yes, even though they're different shows, I don't doubt that their demographics are largely the same, and that it doesn't include a lot of Republicans.

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  54. This story is re-cycled news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am quite certain that I read this same story last year. Perhaps a different show, but the same conclusion. Hobo science.
    The 8 month old child must be around 1½ years by now.

  55. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    That's because a large part of humour is breaking taboos and mocking authority. If youre a conservative youre not going to take a radical position and try to shock the audience or attempt to mock those who sign your paycheck. Its not part of the conservative character, thus this terrible hateful comedy they attempt.

    There is tons of conservsative humor, but its 100% unintentional. With the right mindset O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh are fricking hilarious.

  56. "elite demographic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bunch of self-appointed know-it-alls with severe narcissistic disorders if you ask me.

    In short, assholes.

  57. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Dude, I didn't realize you were personally involved.
    Yeah, well you have to disagree with the fairtax because it's not on your teams agenda.

  58. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since China donates the most to Democrats, quite possibly.

  59. Comparing Colbert to Nothing by Nymz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article makes no comparison of the 'Colbert' bump to any other bumps. Normally this would be funny if it was reported on his own show because he's funny as he over exaggerates everything, but in reality every show has its own demographic bump. Every time a new movie comes out, the star(s) will make the rounds on all the tv/radio talk shows in order to promote it, and the same goes for politicians looking to get their message out in hope of getting votes and contributions.

  60. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I remember how comedians treated the Clinton administration. It was incredibly nasty over trivial things and Bush gets a free pass on a lot of stuff compared to Clinton. Arguably, they are more harsh on Democrats because they might self-identify as Democrat and dont think theyre doing any damage or being inappropriate. Banter among friends and all that. And of course, sex sells. Clinton's affair probably launched 100 comedians careers.

    If Obama becomes president its really going to be the same deal. We're going to hear about how he isnt really liberal, how both parties are the same, easy jabs at the realpolitik, etc. Which is the same self-deceptive rhetoric that got Nader a million votes and arguably helped put Bush into office.

  61. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Informative
    Stewart is a pretentious ass who looks down and mocks conservatives. Colbert does the same, just in character.

    You must not be watching the same show that I am. Jon Stewart is an extremely kind/generous/softball interviewer. I've seen him conduct a 'contentious' interview maybe two or three times (one of those was Feith). Colbert is contentious and slightly in-your-face (with everyone), because he's impersonating Bill O'Reilly's evil twin. The venom you see there is necessary, if one is going to pretend to be a conservative.

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  62. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by PortHaven · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe on most male mammals, the balls are not far from the asshole. So it makes sense, there is a very thin line between the two.

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  63. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by jlowe · · Score: 0, Troll

    So... you are libertarian then. Call it what it is.

  64. What about Huckabee? by Intelista · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought Mike Huckabee was polling around 1% before he showed up on the Colbert Show. I don't know about contributions, but it wasn't too long after that he became a pretty influential second-string candidate. Correct me if I'm wrong here.

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  65. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but noone ever got elected because of the "Denis Miller Bump"

  66. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Conservative views are ridiculous though.

    Every time a repub is allowed to speak they come out with hypocrisy and intolerance.

    Pot, meet kettle.

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  67. consider the bigger picture by number6x · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could the appearance on Colbert's show be part of a wider ranging media blitz by some of these candidates? Could they be appearing on Colbert, Leno, Letterman, Meet the Press, The Muppet Show, and Larry King all over the course of a week or two? Then following it up with a few high profile public publicity events coordinated with a few big fund raising events?

    Its called a media blitz.

    If there is a 'Colbert Bump' then we need a controlled experiment. Have a Democrat and a Republican appear on Colbert's show, and make no other public appearances for a month after word. Then measure the outcome.

    I think it is just an artifact of campaign style differences between the two parties. The Democrats have been fond of the Madison Avenue marketing blitz style for a while (lots of flash and no substance). Republicans are more of the smoke filled back room style. (Have third parties funded by wealthy friends and talk radio media figure-heads smear your opponent with a constant feed of lies and innuendo).

    I really doubt the bump in donations is attributable to an appearance on Colbert's show alone.

    1. Re:consider the bigger picture by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      Could the appearance on Colbert's show be part of a wider ranging media blitz by some of these candidates?

      I've -always- thought this was the joke: Colbert -regularly- takes public credit for things like this, it's part of his shtick.

  68. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Informative

    The best "Contentious" interview he ever had was with John Bolton, who made some pretty outrageous claims that Jon waved off, only to have a presidential scholar on the next day to contradict everything the guy said.

    That being said, his least contentious/biggest softball interview? Lynn Chaney, by far.

  69. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Have there been many attempts at "liberal humor"

    Yes, and they're not too hard to find either: The best known example would be Al Franken (author of "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot"). Slightly more regional would be Molly Ivins. Michael Moore has at times been more comedian than filmmaker.

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  70. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    "Tough Crowd" was actually my all-time favorite Comedy Central talk show (liked it way better than Stewart, Colbert, or Corolla). I loved its spontaneity and unpredictability. Sure, it was a little disorganized. But the gems that came out of those comedian's mouths from time-to-time would often have me on the floor laughing. The comedians were great at riffing on current news topics and even better at riffing on each other.

    Jim Norton was particularly funny. If Norton was on the show, you could pretty much count on at least one comment so outrageous that it would shock the audience into a stunned silence. I remember more than a few that left many jaws dropped. "I was watching one of those ads for the Shirley Temple DVD collection the other night. I really liked that commercial and she was just adorable. And after if was over, I cleaned the spunk off my t-shirt and went to bed."

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  71. Nice way to further media narratives here by christurkel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    -- likely due to the "elite demographic" of its audience."

    Nice job feeding into the media narrative that Republicans are pushing: That liberals are elistist snobs. Slashdot should not do politics.

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    1. Re:Nice way to further media narratives here by binkless · · Score: 1

      It's not Slashdot that's pushing a narrative, it James Fowler the political scientist - and he's quoting that great bastion of conservative thought, the New York Times.

      Get a grip.

    2. Re:Nice way to further media narratives here by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Yes, tell us how liberals are elitists when the Republican candidate for president can't even remember how many houses he owns and thinks you have to make $5 million a year to be rich.

  72. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by nomadic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, well you have to disagree with the fairtax because it's not on your teams agenda.

    No, I don't play on the "stupid" team.

  73. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Oh, I think he gave Obama plenty of free passes when Clinton was still in the running. It was painfully obvious.

  74. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Proof: Denis Miller was only funny while Clinton was in office.

  75. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by sheldon · · Score: 1

    As I recall one of the big laugh lines of the speech was the attack on reporters writing a book about a reporter asking tough questions about the government... you know, fiction.

    Colbert and Stewart aren't in this for politics, they're in this to attack the culture that has surrounded modern politics. Namely the stupid ass media pundits.

  76. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm slow, but what's so offensive about "Your great country makes our Happy Meals possible."?

  77. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right, next you'll be saying that the greatest threat to America isn't Bears.

  78. Colbert did own presidential facebook by gubers33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's not forget when Colbert was running for president in South Carolina he did have the fastest growing Facebook group as well as a presidential Facebook group larger than all the other candidates combined.

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  79. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to overplay the "Republicans are a bunch of old humorless farts" stereotype, but let's face it, Republicans aren't exactly Comedy Central's chief demographic in general (and they sure aren't the primary audience of "The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report"). Even when conservatives do come on Stewart or Colbert, it's generally a very uncomfortable interview (polite applause from the audience, host trying desperately to think of something good to say).

    They aren't the old-money blue-blood party any more. They're now the Jesus party.

  80. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    And of course, sex sells. Clinton's affair probably launched 100 comedians careers

    I'm surprised Hillary didn't find a way to take credit for this and tout it as some sort of "job creation" ;)

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  81. 8 months old watching TV? by mi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even at 8 months old the kid has strange taste.

    Am I the only one bothered by an 8 months old being close enough to a TV for long enough to be noticeably affected by it?

    That's a growing consumer, alright...

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    1. Re:8 months old watching TV? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Given the alternative (Sitting in a playpen with much LESS stimulation), sitting a kid in front of the TV (where they hear music, language, however low quality it may be) is actually better from a developmental standpoint!

    2. Re:8 months old watching TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... says the lazy parent who wants to feel better about himself. Of course, another alternative is to NOT let your 8 month old watch TV OR to rot in the playpen. But that requires parental effort.

    3. Re:8 months old watching TV? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Ok I'm not a doctor or medically inclined.
      But in the last decade or so, I saw/read a lot of stuff about raising your kid, stimulating them with so many different things so it would possibly help them later in life.
      At the same time I saw/read more and more about the rise of ADHD and somehow I think that it could be related.
      I'm not a scientist, doctor or anything. Just my observation.

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    4. Re:8 months old watching TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess: you don't even own a television, and in fact you smash them with baseball bats on sight?

      Bravo, you good non-conformist soul. Bravo.

    5. Re:8 months old watching TV? by bubblejet · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're confusing correlation with causation? Trust me, if you're taking care of an insanely hyper kid who gets into _everything_ then a few half hour videos are a godsend if you want to say, make dinner or take a shower.

    6. Re:8 months old watching TV? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I'm no doctor either, I'm working on a degree in human services that I plan to finish up with a law degree and go into family law.

      TV programming CAN have the effect of amplifying ADHD symptoms. Every two minutes, stop paying attention to the tube because a commercial is on, dump paint on little brother, return to watching TV, ad nauseum.

      But the truth is, you the parent control the television you bought and paid for, not the kid, and if your child understands it like that you can make sure the television is NOT the center of his or her life.

  82. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That being said, his least contentious/biggest softball interview? Lynn Chaney, by far.

    Eh, I actually think that was appropriate on his part. Lynn Cheney doesn't set policy. I don't see the point of beating up on someones wife just because you disagree with his policies.

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  83. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now, humor is somewhat subjective, and Limbaugh has a mean streak that comes out at odd times and spoils the party

    You mean like the time where he called a 13 year girl a "dog"?

    Sorry, that guy is a fucking asshole. End of story.

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  84. Some reasons. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I can think of at least a few reasons why one might go on such a show, that wouldn't be a complete waste of time:

    * Seed planting - You might have the opportunity to make a statement to that audience - a claim, a promise, whatever, which people might disagree with at the time, but you are on record as having said it, and that audience may well remember it in the future, for good or bad (good would be if time proves you right, bad would be if time proves you to be a fool). You say that only time and experience will change their minds. Part of the process of 'experience' is hearing someone say something that you disagree with, then having them proven right in the future. So maybe you appear now not for a short term benefit, but perhaps for a longer term benefit.

    * Positioning - If a candidate is perceived as very conservative, or very liberal, they can use appearances on moderately liberal or moderately conervative shows as an opportunity to make announcements about new positions/policies, or a change of previous position, to try to attempt to reposition themselves more to the center. In that case you are not trying to change the audience's mind about something you and they disagree on, but instead trying to find a common ground with that audience.

  85. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The funniest thing that Limbaugh ever did was call for harsher penalties for drug users then get himself busted for being an oxycodon addict.

    The icing-coated irony was delicious for everyone.

  86. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought it was even funnier that his doctor shopping got a slap on the wrist, thus illustrating the way the law operates differently for the Haves and Have Mores than for the rest of us.

    Well, no, that wasn't funny... that was more stomach turning than funny.

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  87. News by Alari · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I get almost all my news from the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. So do most of the people I know around my own age.

    Yes, really.

    CNN is basically useless - how much are they really allowed to say? Between the watered-down news plus the extraneous fluff (shouting head matches and scandal of the week) they don't actually show much news.

    Fox News should be called Faux News - these are the guys who basically got the courts to say it was okay to lie to people about the news, remember?

    and local news channels are a joke - something caught on fire? ORLY? In a city with a million plus people, something catches on fire EVERY DAMN DAY. Get over it. Oh, good, that leaves more time for water skiing dogs and other junk news, right after that report about the great festival this past weekend that was so awesome. You know, the festival? The one they DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT until it was too late to attend? Yeah, it rocked.

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  88. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funniest thing that Limbaugh ever did was call for harsher penalties for drug users then get himself busted for being an oxycodon addict.

    What's scary is that little episode didn't really cost him many viewers or respect. I guess Republicans only care about hypocrisy if it's the gay kind....

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  89. Juice Analytics on the Colbert Bump by kpw10 · · Score: 1

    Juice Analytics did this nifty research project on Colbert Bump as well: http://www.juiceanalytics.com/writing/colbert-bump/

    1. Re:Juice Analytics on the Colbert Bump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like they found that the Colbert Nation was a nation of "pinkos".

  90. Parent is NOT trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Limbaugh referred to Chelsea Clinton as a dog back in 1993 or 1994. Look it up.

  91. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    they'll try a hostel take over

    I agree with what you're saying, but this little typo got a visual in my head that I couldn't stop giggling about.

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  92. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    ...for example, when he made fun of Michael J. Fox's Parkinsons Disease...

    No, Rush pointed out that MJ Fox didn't take his medication before the taping to make is condition look worse. Also, Rush pointed out that MJ Fox supported three Democrat candidates because they favored embryonic stem cell research. MJ stated that Jim Talent wanted to criminalize the research could cure his disease. That was simply not true. What Talent opposed was a bill that inaccurately called "The Stem Cell Research and Cures Initiative", because it allowed for human cloning. Jim Talent supports stem cell research from adult lines or the lines that were in place before Bush's executive order. Saying that Talent wanted to "criminalize" research was simply not true. Fox used the team "Stem Cell Research" and never attempted to clarify that he meant "EMBRYONIC Stem Cell Research". Instead, he made it seem as if Republicans were against all stem cell research, which, again, is not true.

    So, it's not that MJF has Parkinsons, or even that he supported three Democrats (he is a free man, after all), but the fact that MJF didn't know learn the facts before doing the commercials. Of course, I'm giving him the benefit of doubt and assuming that he didn't know better as opposed to being dishonestly partisan.

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  93. colbert by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Am I the only non-Republican who found Colbert overrrated? It's a one joke show. I admit I haven't watched in a long time, though. Did it get better?

  94. disproportionate influence by godless+dave · · Score: 1

    despite being a comedy program The Colbert Report appears to exercise "disproportionate real world influence" -- likely due to the "elite demographic" of its audience."

    More likely, it's because the vast majority of TV political coverage is more superficial and intellectually bankrupt than this comedy program.

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  95. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Foolicious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's disgusting is your ridiculous hyperbole. Being respectful doesn't mean you don't have balls, it can often mean you're just more careful about choosing your battles. If you think problems in this country are honestly 90% the result of simply not calling people hypocritical lying murders (ooh - to their faces!), the size of your balls is irrelevant because you're a pea brain. That's right, a tool, a moron, a putz, a fool. The value of giving people your opinion of them is vastly overrated. Seriously. Lack of voting, political corruption, moral corruption (I'm sure that one will be popular on slashdot), stupid kids, shaky economy. These are only 10% of reason why this country "is in a mess right now"? Or, better yet, all these things are caused by people simply not speaking their minds?

    Whatever.

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  96. Something pathetic about America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's something very wrong with American's "unofficial fourth branch" of government when people have to watch a COMEDY show for scathing truth about politics and world events.

    1. Re:Something pathetic about America... by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      The Fourth Estate was bought off by the Second years ago. Only in the purview of the court jester can truth be found now.

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  97. HUH? by hawkmoon269 · · Score: 1

    anonymous reader is the source? This isn't news!!! How do I get this crap off of my google news toolbar?

  98. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Comboman · · Score: 1

    China is a super power. Is criticizing China somehow "being an asshole"?

    No, it isn't. Unfortunately, some people can't distinguish the difference between criticizing China and criticizing the Chinese.

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  99. Another Liberal in the media. A surprise?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This does not surprise me in the least. What we as American Voters should do is vote for the candidate that isn't bought by these donations!!!

    That is also why NBC, CBS and ABC national news casts are no longer watched by a majority of television viewers and not in my home at all. LEFT WING NEWS all the time.

  100. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lieberman is a douche. He supports involuntary censorship of video games, i.e. he does not support the first amendment, i.e. he can not ethically take a job that requires the defense of the Constitution.

    Not that there aren't other things wrong with him and not that others are perfect, but hey, Slashdot->video games -> Lieberman is a douche meme.

  101. You understood what he said, didn't you? by megaditto · · Score: 0

    Need to nip this Spelling Bee bullshit in the butt.

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    1. Re:You understood what he said, didn't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's "Nip it in the bud." That's not a spelling error, so you should feel happy about that. Butt-nipper.

  102. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "No, I don't play on the "stupid" team."

    Since both mainstream Republicans and Democrats oppose it (both want a large spending government these days) I would say you probably do.

  103. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by amabbi · · Score: 1

    That's the problem with [the other side], they can't approach things without an intensely partisan mindset.

    Irony, much?

    We'll see what happens when Obama is president and the Democrats control Congress. I'm a moderate conservative, and I find Colbert hilarious. Stewart? eehh eeh eehh... not so much.

  104. Need more data by PMuse · · Score: 1

    The graphs only show +/-60 days, a time period in which TFA suggests that the appearance on tCR is causing a shift in fundraising. What we need, to get a sense of the impact of tCR is to look at these same candidates in time periods when tCR is not a possible influence, e.g. +/- 120 days.

    It's all well and good to look at non-tCR candidates at the same time as the appearance, but we also need to look at tCR candidates at other times.

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  105. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Rutulian · · Score: 1

    I partially agree. There is a difference between tolerance and respect. You can be intolerant of someone's behavior and respectful at the same time. The problem is that people are tolerant of their politicians' behavior (or maybe just apathetic), and don't hold them to a higher standard, which they can do by not electing them. But, hey, as long as they get that corn subsidy through Congress, who cares if they're molesting children online, right?

  106. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly you aren't a regular viewer.
    Stewart invites Republicans on, even reads their books if they have it, and asks real questions on why they've chosen to do what they've done at certain junctions. He'll even agree with some decisions and offer counters and give examples of other directions they could have taken.

    What he's doing is an actual interview. What the "REAL" media should be doing instead of stupid Crossfire-type programs. The only difference is he throws in jokes. It's still Comedy Central afterall.

  107. Re:Colbert and primary ballot by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    Dunno if he *could* have got enuff sigs, but he was warned that appearing on a primary ballot, even in jest,could cause his show to be classified as campaign material. That would have invoked all sorts of 'equal time' rules or some such.

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  108. Obama hasn't made mistakes by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Obama hasn't made any major mistakes in this campaign, he hasn't said anything stupid. He looks like someone who is very confident, calm under pressure, and isn't easily pushed into saying something he would regret later. It was very hard for the media to find something to latch on to play over and over -- so they basically had to make shit up. Therefore he had nothing to apologize for.
    Clinton on the other hand left plenty for the media to grab. Weird emotional angles, dubious appeals to race ...
    (Contrast this with Bush -- he gaffes all the time, but he never apologizes for it. And anyway he really gets a free pass.)

  109. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by steveb3210 · · Score: 1

    Actually I find Stewart's interviews with Conservatives to be quite interesting. Unless they start spouting nonsense he has some very wonderful diaglogues and hes good at getting to the bottom of whats being discussed. Sometimes I wish he had a non-comedy show so we could see this more. However, if the subject (from either side actually, he did this with Pelosi the other night) starts spouting BS, he generally opens up and will openly argue. The latter is clearly biased by the hosts views, but the former is very well done..

  110. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know I was part of an elite demographic. When do I start to benefit from this?

  111. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Everyone is a hypocrite. Gore's excessive energy usage at his home is one. But many give him a pass, because he buys "green" energy (whatever that is), probably from his own company. And flies around in private jets that most of us can't afford.

    There are hypocrites on every side. Only the truly blind can't recognize this.

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  112. Flat out wrong by shma · · Score: 1

    As any Colbert watcher knows, after an appearance on the Report, the size of their contributions triples in the next six months.

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  113. WRONG WRONG WRONG by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 2, Informative

    He didn't "point out", he lied. The symptons MJ Fox exhibited were those of /taking/ the medication (L-dopa), not the disease.

  114. they seem more partisan now than they used to be by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't detect much of a partisan air back then---they made fun of Clinton a lot, but it didn't come across as if they were conservatives or anything. And in 2000 they were pretty equal-opportunity in attacking both Gore and Bush. These days they come across as distinctly left-leaning; even as a left-leaning person myself it's sometimes a bit uncomfortable when they seem to lapse from humor into some sort of political monologue. So I'm not sure they can successfully, given the corner they've painted themselves into, go back to the previous, less-partisan approach of just making fun of whoever's in power.

  115. Funny because all we can do is laugh. by copponex · · Score: 0

    But perhaps the time for irony has passed. The thing that pisses me off is that Clinton lied about sex, and we all slap our knee and go on with ourselves. Bush knowingly invades a country with no plausible pretext, kills and maims a few hundred thousand people, and we're supposed to keep chuckling. Democrats and Republicans are equally cowards and chickenhawks, but at least the democrats don't go around waving their guns whenever some idiot across the world rattles his.

    The insane cowardice and greed from Cheney, Reagan, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, Powell, and Bush II is absolutely the reason our economy (and culture, in my opinion) is in the toilet. Look at any deficit per GDP graph and any graph showing what we spend on the military since WWII. Every time we spend less money on war, our economy does better, and our debt goes down, and the dollar as a result becomes stronger. Why do you think they hated Bush I so much? He responded with appropriate action to Iraq in Kuwait, raised taxes to balance the budget instead of giving more breaks to the wealthy, and kept his secret prisons and genocidal right wing para-military campaigns in Latin America hush-hush. They hate Clinton because he raised taxes for the wealthy and cut military spending, and kept quiet about the embargoes that killed God knows how many Iraqi civilians.

    What's the difference between McCain and Obama on Iran? Obama would talk to them before he'd consider dropping a nuke. He's right of Nixon for chrissakes, and I'll take Nixon over McCain any day.

    Gah. This is offtopic and rambling. But I can't keep laughing about it, even on TDS or TCR.

    1. Re:Funny because all we can do is laugh. by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's quite simple. First, you're talking about what "we" want, when there's really no such entity. There's no such thing as a public will either, if that's what you're thinking.

      But, secondly, even on the things that people agree on, we can know what we want the outcome to be, and how to get there, but in politics the distance between two points isn't a straight line. To use an analogy, building a house isn't simply a matter of willing or choosing for that to happen. Rather, you have to do a whole bunch of things that you don't want to do, like endure the labor yourself, or sacrifice some of your money to someone else to do it.

      And that's sort of the issue with politics. If only you could have your cake and eat it too! You can't just skim the cream off the top of every candidate, or every proposition, and throw out the rest. And I'm not talking cynically. Every candidate is a flawed character, even the one with the noblest desires. Every proposed policy has it's downsides. You can give jobs to thousands only if you put hundreds of people now employed on the streets.

      Today, everyone is so upset with the way things are, everyone believes that the country is going the wrong direction. But usually the bitterness is about a handful of small, yet loud, issues that have been blown out of proportion. People are petty and don't look at the big picture. People don't realize that your typical lower class, working person has it better today than most monarch's did during the feudal era. You need to see the big picture. Otherwise you deserve whatever anguish and resentiment you experience due to the state of things.

  116. The difference between KO and BillO by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Keith Olbermann attacks the strong and powerful. Those who can defend themselves.
    Bill O spits on the weak, the victims. He verbally abused the son of a firefighter who died on 9/11 because he disagreed with him. He is racist. He is a warmonger. He wishes people's death on air for disagreeing with him. He practices sexual harassment, and has weird fetishes about fallafels.
    It's not just a difference of opinion.

    1. Re:The difference between KO and BillO by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Keith Olbermann attacks the strong and powerful. Those who can defend themselves.

      And that makes him less of a self-righteous closed minded asshole how exactly? I've watched his interviews with Conservative guests -- he cuts them off and always seems to manage to interject his own opinions and/or commentary. In this respect he is little better than O'Reilly.

      Do you honestly think that Olbermann is any less of a partisan hack than O'Reilly? The main differences I see between them is that Olbermann doesn't seem to have as big of chip on his shoulder whereas I think Bill O'Reilly was born angry and pissed off at the world ("Fuck it! We'll do it live!").

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    2. Re:The difference between KO and BillO by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, who DOESN'T have a fallafel fetish?

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    3. Re:The difference between KO and BillO by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      And that makes him less of a self-righteous closed minded asshole how exactly? I've watched his interviews with Conservative guests -- he cuts them off and always seems to manage to interject his own opinions and/or commentary. In this respect he is little better than O'Reilly.

      You don't get it, do you? I'm fine with Bill O' attacking any politician he wants, just as I'm fine with KO doing it.

      The difference is that KO didn't abuse, insult and threaten the son of a 9/11 victim on his show. BillO did.

      And because you're apparently a bit dense, let me say that this is just an example, there are plenty of examples.

    4. Re:The difference between KO and BillO by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The difference is that KO didn't abuse, insult and threaten the son of a 9/11 victim on his show. BillO did.

      What's your point? That Bill O'Reilly is an asshole? I don't think that was ever in dispute.

      And because you're apparently a bit dense

      I'm dense? My original point was that Olbermann is doing a pretty good knock-off of O'Reilly, complete with "selective hearing and manufactured outrage". You apparently feel the need to draw a contrast between the two of them because Olbermann has never gone after the son of a 9/11 survivor. Point taken, but I still don't think that makes Olbermann any less of a closed minded partisan hack than O'Reilly is.

      I love the fact that we have 24 hour "news" networks and the best thing that MSNBC and Fox can do with the time is give hour long slots (plus encore showings -- at least of the factor) to closed minded angry individuals that get to vent their frustrations to millions of equally closed minded viewers.

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    5. Re:The difference between KO and BillO by MojoStan · · Score: 1

      I love the fact that we have 24 hour "news" networks and the best thing that MSNBC and Fox can do with the time is give hour long slots (plus encore showings -- at least of the factor) to closed minded angry individuals that get to vent their frustrations to millions of equally closed minded viewers.

      ...and Lou Dobbs (CNN), don't forget Lou Dobbs. His closed-minded rants air from 7-8pm, though.

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  117. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Hatta · · Score: 1

    When Stewart gets interviews with big names, he usually softballs them. He wants them to come back. He is pretty tough on the little people in the administration, because no one really cares if Doug Feith or John Bolton never comes back. But McCain has been on the show several times, and he could be our next president. And wouldn't it be a feather in Stewart's cap to interview a sitting president? So, he softballs them.

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  118. Vitriol only hurts your case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think being "respectful" is 90% of the reason this country is a mess right now. The fact that the public is too scared of calling their politicians and politicians of other countries hypocritical lying murderers to their face out of fear of being called "disrespectful" or worse "un-American" is disgusting. Maybe you sir need a ball transplant since yours have obviously failed.

    And I think that the general inability to forcefully disagree with someone without being disrespectful is, in fact, the biggest problem. If you think calling someone a hypocritical lying murder is a good way to get your point seriously considered, you are mistaken.

    Courtesy and respect are fundamentals of civilized, intelligent debate and discourse. They're what's missing from our politics, and general policy discussions. They're not as much fun to read or say as ad hom attacks, of course. That's why you see and read and are reported so much of the sound bites and attacks. Sure, it feels good to accuse someone of being a liar or hypocrite, but it's much more productive to offer an attractive solution. The perception that anyone unwilling to denigrate the other side to make a point is a lack of balls contributes to the morass. If you can eloquently make a persuasive argument, you will advance not only your position, but the discourse. And advancing will get us out of the mess we are in right now.

    In short, I disagree with your premise. I believe your position to be unenlightened, and generally contributing to the problem, rather than helping it. But if you read this, you'll see I didn't have to call you anything to get my point across. It's a shame this is too far down the page to ever get read.

  119. You need a fair bit of coke to OD by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet that 1/100,000 chance of dieing from a first dose of coke is mainly because only 1/100,000 people are able to afford that much coke for their first dose.

    Seriously, if the chances of OD are the only things keeping you from dusting up I'd say you should give it a go. Get a gram cut it up into 10 equal sized lines. You'll almost certainly be OK. As with all new to you substances, read up on the Erowid page first though.

    Of course the Coke trade is a dodgy business and you'll be giving money to bad people, so don't make a habit of it mmkay?

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  120. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by spidercoz · · Score: 1

    You're right and make a good point, but I just have to say Colin Quinn was never funny. Not even on Caroline's.

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  121. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    There are hypocrites on every side

    Did I ever say that there weren't?

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  122. So what, liberal media is still dying. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Oh goody, the liberals have banded together to make one show moderately successful. Meanwhile, right wing talk has so dominated radio that Democrats want to overturn the first amendment to silence it. Rush Limbaugh just got a contract for hundreds of millions of dollars while NPR can't exist without federal subsidies and beggar's nights despite owning all of the IP for Sprout and Sesame Street.

    The Washington Post and New York Times lay off hundreds of workers because no one even reads their free sites while the Wall Street Journal can actually make money from paid online subscriptions. Fox News is usually always number 1, while MSNBC is a lukewarm also ran.

    Even the remade Battlestar Galactica tanked in ratings once it tried to make the retarded liberal argument that we could even be friends with the Cylons after they destroyed the entire human race.

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    1. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      this is precisely the kind of sentiments these shows make fun of, its too bad some people are too dense to see what kind of douches they are when saying things like what the parent has stated.


      And Rush Limbaugh is the best name you can come up with to represent your argument? You've really just provided all the hysterical laughter I need for the day!

    2. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, right wing talk has so dominated radio that

      its not that they are more successful - it is because the right wing is SO whacked out that an african american is going to become a president that they just cant keep calm, and the right wing resources fund everything from lunatics to crazy cat ladies to rant about democrats so maybe, MAYBE they can reduce democrat's win chance a bit.

      im turkish. 10.000 plus miles away. the picture looks like that, even from here. i can see the desperation and rage in the eyes of conservatives.

    3. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      this is precisely the kind of sentiments these shows make fun of, its too bad some people are too dense to see what kind of douches they are when saying things like what the parent has stated.

      You missed the underlying point. The reason that republicans do not get a bounce when they appear on Colbert is because no Republicans actually watch the show.


      And Rush Limbaugh is the best name you can come up with to represent your argument? You've really just provided all the hysterical laughter I need for the day!

      Hey, Excellence in Broadcasting Network makes what, 300 million bucks for a ten year deal? You can laugh all you want, but it seems to me that El Rushbo is laughing even harder, all the way to the bank. I'll take Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity over Colbert or Stewart, any day of the week.

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    4. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by tjstork · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Obama only wants you to think that that reason so many are opposed to his retarded ideas is because he is black. The fact of the matter is, being black has helped Obama way more than it has helped.

      Since all blacks vote Democrat, and then vote for the black Democrat, it guaranteed that Obama would win in his districts first as a state senator and then as a US senator. Then, in the primary, Obama won by carrying all the black votes while the white vote split evenly for Obama, Hitlery, and Edwards. Oh, how I wish Edwards would have been selected to be Obama's VP.

      But really, the only reason Republicans are opposing Obama is because we know that he and his ultra-liberal collegues want to destroy American society and replace it with a commy-crap fiesta with themselves as Orwell's uber pig on top. It's nothing about race, its about his stupid economic ideas of stealing from the capable to give to the losers, always, keeping a cut for himself and his buddies in government.

      You just wait, until Putin shows up on the Turkish border again, and see just how little President Obama does nothing for you.. arguing that NATO is an "idea", not a military alliance. Kinda tough to defend Turkey in our alliance, when President Obama stuffs the army with all of his homo buddies and arms the soldiers with flowers and cicero.

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    5. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Obama] and his ultra-liberal collegues want to destroy American society and replace it with a commy-crap fiesta with themselves as Orwell's uber pig on top

      Your next post will either be concrete proof of this or an abject confession that it's a lie. Those are your ONLY possible choices.

    6. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      Hannity.. you gotta be kidding, what the... Oh I see you too are playing at being Colbert-esque, ya clever pit dog you! Now I'm actually ROFL I can't even see the screen I'm just pressing letters on the keyboard hoping words will come out!

    7. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Huh. It wasn't just me?

      I stopped watching BSG after the episode where they could have destroyed all the Cylons, but then didn't.

      (Blink)

      Hey, you're being hunted to extinction by robots. You might want to do something about that.

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    8. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out if you were trying to be funny, or you were being funny just by happenstance.

    9. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <nerd>
      They only had one shot at it and it got blown. Yes, unnecessarily dramatic and whatnot, but the basic plan was very fragile and a dozen things could have screwed it up.

      OTOH, the fourth season in which human characters suddenly become props in some meta-story about god or whatever has started to blow.
      </nerd>

    10. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by gdog05 · · Score: 1

      Umm, NPR is not a liberal station, if that is what you're implying. Just because they use facts once in a while, does not mean they have a liberal bias. Also, the Wall Street Journal is a bit different than TWP and NYT, they're different services altogether. I think I see what you're getting at, I'm just not sure how.

    11. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inflammatory remarks, exaggerations, lies and slander get more ratings and money than media with less biased and more honest coverage???

      Color me surprised with your outstanding insight...

    12. Re:So what, liberal media is still dying. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was like... uh, the Cylons set the term of the Genocidal war....turnabout is fair play. In general, the whole arc of people gradually liking the cylons on some level is utterly ridiculous. It's just not how people work.

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  123. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Just about our entire Federal Government (US) is built upon lying murdering assholes. I said it about Clinton, and I said it about Bush.

    The last president I had respect for, as limited as it may have been, was Ronald "Tear Down This Wall" Reagan. That took balls. And the Asshats on the left hated it, because he was provoking Russia. Whatever.

    We need the same kind of President now. I'll vote for the first Candidate that says "Mr Putin, Get the FSK out of Georgia".

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  124. People mistake satire for news by FireStormZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the shows are very thought provoking, they are very funny but they are not news and they are nowhere near unbiased (which is ok as they are a comedy show). People up to and including political science professors at my alma matter (wish I could find it on line, Ive only seen the editorial in the alumni rag I get via snail mail) have praised the show as real news and are not bothered by the fact that its becoming a *primary* news source for some young people.

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    1. Re:People mistake satire for news by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a study done a while back, that people who watched the Daily Show were more up to date on current events and politics than people who watched "regular" newscasts??

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    2. Re:People mistake satire for news by FireStormZ · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong I would not call the 5pm news a good source either. I tend to go several places

      BBC
      NPR
      CNN / FOX
      Liberal or Conservative Radio (depending on the time)
      News Web Sites

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      I suspect that Pew study is more a result of correlation than causation most avid viewsr of the Daily Show are also pretty deep into the 'interwebs' and probably get allot of news there. The study itself was also pretty flawed, too few questions (20)..

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    3. Re:People mistake satire for news by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Then you're one of the few I'm afraid.

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  125. On party discipline by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So, yes, the Republicans are more effective at betraying the country and completely screwing it up because they don't let facts get in the way of their "disciplined" assault on this nation and their support of their party over the interests of their country."

    If you'd take your lithium for a minute and use some reason, you'd recognize that whatever your party, whatever your ideology, if your party's leadership can't crack the whip and line up the votes, they're not going to get anything done in Congress. Sloppy anarchy isn't a virtue in politics. If you want your party to be noble, free spirits that can't get their agenda passed, hey, best wishes and good luck. But most people actually want their political party to accomplish something. This is simple politics 101; if you don't have some unity in your political organization, you're not going to get jack squat done.

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    1. Re:On party discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's beat your ass down then.

    2. Re:On party discipline by Darby · · Score: 1

      If you'd take your lithium for a minute and use some reason, you'd recognize that whatever your party, whatever your ideology, if your party's leadership can't crack the whip and line up the votes, they're not going to get anything done in Congress.

      Typical screeching of idiotic lies. You've been trained well.

      The fact is that most of what either party tries to get done is treasonous, so them getting nothing done is a good thing.

      But most people actually want their political party to accomplish something. This is simple politics 101; if you don't have some unity in your political organization, you're not going to get jack squat done.

      Yes, it's the way politics works and it's sleazy as hell. Given the fact that the Republican agenda is a fascist agenda dedicated to the destruction of the fundamental basis of this nation that applauding them for being better at criminal activity, exploiting the ignorant and damaging our country says a lot about you, your character and your lack of ethics.
      You seem to feel that doing anything at all is good because you've accomplished something even if what you've accomplished is specifically forbidden by both the constitution and basic moral and ethical principles.

      That's why the Republican party took over the title of biggest big government party back under Reagan and they now stand for nothing except the agenda of the military/prison industrial complex and that of religious extremists. This is a 180 degree turnaround from the government created in the constitution. So you have a few scumbags benefiting while the rest of the Republican base look like ridiculous fools every time that they open their mouths about small government, integrity, morals, ethics, fiscal responsibility or any of the other things they spout off about while pissing all over.
      However were they to demonstrate a scrap of integrity they would be be crucified by the rest of the pathetic sheep who such policies guarantee will be almost the entire membership of the party. For proof of that simple fact, look at Ron Paul who didn't compromise his integrity and McCain who pissed all of his away.
      Which one did they Republicans nominate? Exactly.

  126. Re:Colbert -MOD PARENT UP!!! by clevergeek · · Score: 1

    MOD PARENT UP! Slashdotters need to make this happen for the American public. Even if I can't trust the Colbert-Black juggernaut, at least I'll ENJOY not trusting them...

  127. Babies + Colbert by Kerrany · · Score: 2, Informative

    Taco's kid isn't the only one. My son started watching Colbert with the family quite young. It never failed to get a reaction from six months onward: Sesame Street got interest and curiosity, but that eagle and the opening theme heralded a wide-eyed sit-up-take-notice response. It was so strong that we'd play Colbert to get him to stop crying during teething misery. (Not crying makes giving medicine a whoooole lot easier.) Nowadays, when we sit down to watch something and start the music, he promptly runs over and plants himself on the middle of the couch between us and stares raptly.

    It doesn't last, of course - he runs off again pretty quick, particularly losing interest during the interviews - but everything before that seems to hold his attention pretty good, and he's now almost two. Stewart gets a lesser but equally approving reaction - he's more likely to come sit down with us, but not so likely to sit up and take notice at the opening theme.

    Babies: nature's shininess meter.

    By my experiments, Colbert > Noggin > Sesame Street > Stewart > Teletubbies, etc. There's a ranking system at work here in my boy's brain, though I'm not quite sure what it is yet, as he hasn't got the ability to inform me of his true opinions.

    I will note: John Stewart introduced a puppet named "Gitmo". It was Elmo with a beard. When he fed that thing to the dogs, I do believe we experienced the boy's first traumatic television event. Ever after, the hubby vets the programs before the baby gets 'em. That was the one moment I regretted the TV. Most of the time, I tend to take Jeff Vogel's parenting approach. TV is a god at capturing a child's attention, and should be used wisely.

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    1. Re:Babies + Colbert by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I love Gitmo :D

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    2. Re:Babies + Colbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love The Colbert Report and watch it every day, but if I had children, I couldn't let them watch it until they were older. Satire is one of those things that require a good command of language and culture to understand. Many adults don't even realize that Colbert is making fun of conservatives. My parents, who are immigrants and are somewhat fluent in English, have trouble following TV dramas sometimes, much less satire. And I've read that Colbert doesn't let his three children watch his show because he doesn't think they would understand the joke.

    3. Re:Babies + Colbert by o'reor · · Score: 1

      And I've read that Colbert doesn't let his three children watch his show because he doesn't think they would understand the joke.

      I'm sure they'd be disturbed to see their dad advocating creationist and neo-con views in front of famous left-wing personalities. Playing the Devil's advocate is one of Colbert's favorite tricks.

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    4. Re:Babies + Colbert by bratwiz · · Score: 1

      Hmm-- my kid is _really_ smart, he's been playing in the same room as the tv practically since birth, and for the most part, he's completely bored by it. Would rather play with Daddy and Mommy and his toys than spend time watching tv.

  128. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Nursie · · Score: 1

    Please describe how pointing out that one particular group in politics is intolerant, hypocritical and has ridiculous arguments is either hypocritical, intolerant or ridiculous in itself?

    BTW, I'm no democrat either, but the right wing take the cake in this arena.

  129. Conservative humour by John+Bayko · · Score: 1

    It's not overtly political, but "King of the Hill" has a lot of fun skewering "liberal" positions - it's probably one of the most "conservative" comedies out there, and successful at it too.

    Still, it's not dogmatic about who it goes after, and conservative absurdities take a licking on the show too.

    When it comes down to it, the show's creator Ed Judge is against stupidity more than anything else (as shown in his recent film Idiocracy), but he seems to like going after the more subtle stupidities, like well-meaning but simple-minded positions not thought through well enough to notice the consequences being worse than the problem they're trying to solve. This is the kind of stupidity "liberals" are prone too, and it's a bit more work to figure out than the "conservative" stupidies which tend to be stupid on the face of it.

    Because it's more work to understand, people tend to think "liberal" positions are simply inherently "less stupid", rather than stupid in a more complex way. So it's true that Republicans are easier to make fun of - Democrat politicians just look like stupid people, Republican politicians look like stupid people with stupid positions. It's both harder to reveal "liberal" stupidity and harder to understand it, so there's less making fun of it.

  130. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by dr_turgeon · · Score: 1

    Nice screed. Both bad. EOL

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  131. Colbert ? i thought daily show got more clout by unity100 · · Score: 1

    its comedy seems to be FAR more high quality and audience more elite.

  132. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by dontPanik · · Score: 1

    There really is no fixing this. That is how party politics are. Not just here but anywhere. What we really need is to break the bi-partisan fixation of our government, i.e. let some other parties have a go.

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  133. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    The greatest thing that's wrong with politics right now is this team sport cheerleader mentality.

    You're absolutely right!

    Just ask Joel Liberman, who supports the Iraq war and some tax cuts and was attacked by his own party by them running and financing another Democrat to take his seat.

    Wait, what?

    Joe Lieberman's primary challenge was the opposite of the team cheerleader mentality. Instead of saying "He's a Democrat; we can't challenge his seat!" people were willing to look at the actual issues he supported and decide that they could put a better Democrat in office. In other words, they were able to look past the team colors he was wearing and judge him by how well he was playing. Just because you don't agree with those voters' definition of "well", don't dismiss what a valuable service they're performing by making Democratic politicians more aware that even the 50% of the population that mostly agrees with them aren't going to give them a free pass for having a "D" by their name.

    Now all we need is for more Republican voters to do the same; if so many of them hadn't put that "team spirit" ahead of conservative values, the Bush administration and their cronies might have been replaced in time to save their party from imploding.

    There are a couple changes that could make this easier. Get rid of plurality voting so that it becomes possible for moderate third party candidates to run without sabotaging their own voters. Get rid of the seniority system that punishes anyone who wants to replace their incumbent in Congress. But I suspect that if we could somehow get past the psychological problems of party politics, we'd find it easy to fix the technical deficiencies.

  134. Kid-friendly Colbert? by goodmanj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In my home we refer to Stephen as "Loud Daddy" because my child would scream bloody murder when we paused him (and only him) on screen. Even at 8 months old the kid has strange taste.

    Now that I think about it, this makes sense. Babies love faces, and Colbert's broad satire comes with some really broad facial expressions. Angry, hurt, sad, gleeful, and more angry. It's probably the only grown-up show on TV which spends most of its time showing a big full-screen shot of a man making goofy faces. Even the Daily Show doesn't compare: Stewart has to deliver most of his punch lines with a newsman's straight face.

    1. Re:Kid-friendly Colbert? by thedistrict · · Score: 1

      I actually totally disagree. I think it's the exact opposite in fact, Stewart often resorts to faces, outright laughter, or impressions for many of his jokes.

  135. Ahhh! An eggcorn! by RudeIota · · Score: 1

    # nip it in the butt instead of nip it in the bud

    A text-book case... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

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  136. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by d_54321 · · Score: 1

    Now, he's dishonest to a degree, so he'll lie, exagerate or misreport when it suits him.

    Same thing with Colbert and Stewart, if you're looking for it. Not saying this is a bad thing, just that this is what entertainers have to do sometimes to be entertaining.

  137. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    You didn't. But many people only see hypocrisy on one side and not the other. Which makes them hypocritical. Its actually funny if you think about it.

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  138. HOW 1337 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about an "elite demographic" alright! It's more than just a little appauling that people who have either the Daily Show or The Colbert Report as their main source of news are identified as "elite."

    Not saying that the shows aren't funny, but it's yet another sign of the perpetuation of uniformed voters and bumper sticker politics.

  139. my only source for news.... by Joseph+Hayes · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching the real news years ago and now just DVR the Daily Show and Colbert Report. It's much easier to stomach with all the shit going on these days (not to mention hilarious). I love those guys and their reporters

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  140. I like that by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    In my home we refer to Stephen as "Loud Daddy" because my child would scream bloody murder when we paused him (and only him) on screen. Even at 8 months old the kid has strange taste.

    Papa Bear and now Loud Daddy. Heh, you need to email him that, I think he'd get a kick out of it.

    Then again, Loud Daddy does sound like an annoying web 2.0 start-up.

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  141. Re:they seem more partisan now than they used to b by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    I think there's a complication there, both for Stewart/Colbert and for people in general, of being seen as liberal or pro-Democrat when they are more strongly anti-Bush right now.

    I know I've had it in arguments with co-workers. I think that Bush and the Republican party has done their best to trash this country over the last eight years. I blame the Democrats mostly for failing to stop it... but to be criticized to have to have done something.

    What have the democrats led in the last few years? You can complain at them for enabling Iraq, but they didn't start it. Same for our economic problems, wiretapping, environmental policies, etc. They may be floating some crazy ideas, and they may be enabling the Republicans - but for recent history, they haven't been successful enough to be able to make fun of them.

    I don't want ANYTHING that Obama is talking about. But I don't want to elect someone who continues Bush's policies, either. And so my complaints end up sounding pro-Obama.

    I imagine the Daily Show will be just as funny after the election, because the mainstream media isn't going to stop being ridiculous any time soon.

  142. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Artista42 · · Score: 1

    "The first person to actually question the Bush regime said it right to his face at the press awards banquet."

    I wouldn't say he was the first person to question the Bush regime, he just happens to have enough power and fame to have done it on TV in front of everyone.

  143. how to measure the bump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    easy.. check google trends... pick a unique mentioned word on colbert, and see how the trends behave...

  144. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I believe on most male mammals, the balls are not far from the asshole. So it makes sense, there is a very thin line between the two.

    It's commonly known as the "taint."

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  145. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That reminds me of a joke I just made up.
     
    What's a good liberal joke?
     
    Education reform.
     
    What's a bad conservative joke?
     
    Economic responsibility.

  146. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

    ...Bill O'Reilly's more evil twin. There, fixed that for you.

  147. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Paranatural · · Score: 1

    I watched the Colin Quinn show a few times because I actually wanted to see something similar 'from the other side' so to speak, but his comedy simply was not up to par with TDS. If it was out there with no comparison, it would have lasted longer, but the TDS was just infinitely better and thus Colin's show just looked bad by comparison.

    The 1/2 Hour News Hour was a fricking train wreck. I watched a few mins of it a few times, but it was one of those things that was so terrible it wasn't even good at being bad.

  148. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

    No, they're identical twins, exactly as evil. I just didn't think I needed to point-out that Bill is evil.

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  149. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Eh, I see it on both sides. My favorite example of Democratic/Liberal hypocrisy are those that talk about how important our civil rights are while simultaneously supporting gun control. Umm, WTF?

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  150. TROLL by KozmoKramer · · Score: 0

    I am certain beyond any reasonable doubt that this story is an elaborate TROLL written up by the writers at the Colbert Report. I mean c'mon...real world influence? LOL!!! You guys got suckered in on this one!

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  151. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot South Park. I don't think I've ever seen more conservative humor, disguised as "libertarianism" (yet conspicuously making fun of liberals way, way more often than conservatives).

  152. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    "...for example, when he made fun of Michael J. Fox's Parkinsons Disease..."

    He did not make fun of it. He stated that he thought MJF was acting to make his symptoms appear worse than they actually are and took issue with MJF's claim that embryonic stem cell research would cure him and others like him. As it turned out, MJF was not acting. He has a policy of strategically stopping his meds for certain interviews.

    No need to dispute the source on that info either, as it was MJF himself.

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  153. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

    Isn't Bill O'Reilly's evil twin Bill O'Reilly?

  154. "she" is a tranny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The joke about Ann Coulter is that "she" is a transvestite.

    Just look at his adam's apple.

  155. Proof. by tjstork · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your next post will either be concrete proof of this or an abject confession that it's a lie. Those are your ONLY possible choices.

    I have plenty of proof. First is the assault on the free markets. Obama and his arch liberals have attacked:

    Oil - see various speeches about "big oil"
    Auto - see various speeches about telling Detroit what cars to build
    Agriculture - see various speeches about "the price of food."
    Coal - see cap and trade calls.
    Health - attacks health insurance industry
    Trade - attacks free trade
    Finance - attacks lenders

    Really, the question with Obama, and most leftists, is what business has he not attacked? Its pretty clear that Obama despises private enterprise, because, every time someone makes a profit, he's out there arguing that those profits need to be taken. And, in fact, if you really look at cap and trade, it really is, getting government's permission and a piece of every form of economic activity there is.

    By the same token, Obama wants to vastly expand government even more than Bush has expanded it. He argues that, rather than everyone working the same number of days per year to pay their taxes, some folks should have to work, so that he can pay the bill for... let's see, his $500 billion civilian helper corp to rival the pentagon, his $300 billion health insurance plan, his plan to double medicare spending, his plan to increase social security spending, and his plan to buy everyone broadband...

    So, he wants to restrict, tax, and otherwise disincentivize economic activity in the private sector, whereas turn off the brakes on government. This is essentially a command and control economy, where, in the supposed name of saving the planet and helping the poor, Obama and his boys and girls will build a federal state that consumes nearly every dollar of profit earned by everyone, and gives it to himself.

    That's pretty commy crap enough for me.

    Piggy Piggy super Obama on top. Or, maybe he just wants to be like a Pharoah. Daddy's little Pharoah... that's your Liberal Messiah.

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    1. Re:Proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straw man arguments and unsubstantiated claims are not proof. You have confessed again.

    2. Re:Proof. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Your post is weak... "oh, you confessed." Your very argument was based on a false premise and therefor the two logical conclusions you drew from it were retarded. Fair thee well, commy traitor, and give my regards to your Marshall Pharobama of the Congress of the 1st Communist People's Deputies...

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    3. Re:Proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not an Obama supporter, nor has anything I said implied that I am. And you know it.

      Again, by not providing any proof for your accusations, you admit that said accusations are lies.

    4. Re:Proof. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Again, by not providing any proof for your accusations, you admit that said accusations are lies.

      I did provide proof. You rejected it. It is not my fault you are foolish. Besides, you are lying right now.

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    5. Re:Proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you didn't provide proof. You provided conjecture and claims that you didn't substantiate (Obama said this, Obama wants to do that, but I'm not going to give any evidence of him saying any such thing!). Pointing this out is not "foolish".

    6. Re:Proof. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      So, really, you are saying that there is no evidence Obama said he was going to go after big oil. Yeah, right. That's like saying, geez, there's no evidence the United States is in Iraq because there is no link to it in a post. Really your academic insistence on citation in a paper world is completely obsolete in the wake of Google. Just go to his web site, or listen to the radio, and just make a list of every industry he plans on controlling. Just make a list. I did.

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    7. Re:Proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you've gone from "I already gave you proof" to "Go find proof yourself!". This is backpedaling, and a further admission that you have no proof.

      But hey, if you've already gone and made that list, present it here. Then you can show that you're going off of things Obama actually said, rather than hyperbole and straw men that you've chosen to invent.

      Until you do this, you're no different than any Obama supporter blathering about how McCain wants to blow up Iraqi babies for the next 100 years and give all our money to Blackwater.

  156. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by DaFallus · · Score: 1

    For you international viewers, The Daily Show has a global edition that airs on CNN International

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  157. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

    True true, but it's a compilation of all the week's stuff, putting 4 episodes in 1.
    It's good because you get to see another intro that you won't see otherwise, but personally, I prefer the complete episodes on the website.
    I'm VERY happy that I can watch the complete episodes without being chewed out because I don't live in the US :)

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  158. RON PAUL by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    But what about RON PAUL?

    (ha-ha, only serious)

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  159. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    My theory on gun control:

    Your right to own a gun ends at my right not to get shot by one.

    Chris Rock is right. We don't need gun control. We need Bullet Control.

  160. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by brkello · · Score: 1

    John McCain has been on the Daily show many times. The problem is, he used to be someone who stood up for certain things that broke away from his Republican counterparts. This made him and Stewart get along swimmingly. Now that he has basically flip flopped on everything that made him a decent human being to be completely in line with Bush, you can see the interviews with Stewart have a sad tone to them. As if Stewart lost a best friend to drugs and prostitution. If you really want to see uncomfortable, watch the Daily Show with Dick Cheney's wife. Yikes!

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  161. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by jnelson4765 · · Score: 1

    Right, it's Velociraptors.

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  162. Re:Colbert and primary ballot by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    That would have invoked all sorts of 'equal time' rules or some such.

    On cable?

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  163. maybe he thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe he thought that americans might need some clarification.

  164. Re:8 MONTHS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's funny because it's true.

  165. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I know a lot of Republicans who loathe Stewart but love Colbert.

    I don't think they get it.

  166. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because being politically correct is clearly a hallmark of the Republicans, while the Liberals seek to break down all barriers to any sort of unfettered speech.

    What's up, my ni...

  167. Re: Reagan by IdeaMan · · Score: 0, Troll

    For enabling us to feel like we can ditch our nuclear program? I'd say it's worth the cost.

    Keep in mind that you're blaming a budget issue on a Republican president that had a Democratically controlled congress. Last time I checked it was congresses job to create the budget.

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  168. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    No, he's not a comedian, he's a partisan hack that uses his show to further his own political views. Yes, he uses comedy to make his points, but rather than being done for the sake of comedy, it's basically done with the intent of reducing his opponents to absurd strawmen. If you agree with him politically, you love this because it's basically angry browbeating of a caricature. It's more like a gym class bully than an actual comedian.

    Now compare this to the Daily Show, which specializes in pointing out hypocrisy or pinpointing the absurdity in what would otherwise be considered fairly normal, or the Colbert Report which makes fun of the browbeating that the Rush Limbaugh show does.

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  169. That you know of... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't heard of the secret ingredient.

    Fluoridated water.

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  170. The 'west wing' was funny. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Not that 'they' intended it to be.

    But it was such an obvious Hollywood left circle jerk it eventually came down close to Colbert as an unintentional self satire.

    Unless you agreed with it, then it was wonderful...squirt/ooze.

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  171. Repeat 1000 times. NPR is not a liberal station... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It will never make it true.

    FYI 'Democracy Now' is also a liberal program.

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  172. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have Colbert/Stewart ever displayed the kind of judgmental and hypocritical attitude as Limbaugh?

    I don't think your comparison is apt.

  173. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by mckinnsb · · Score: 1

    The new young Turks of Right Wing talk haven't been humor oriented, they've been revenge oriented. So people like O'Reilly and Hannity come across as hate-filled trolls without anything resembling a sense of humor. This is all to the good, because people with no sense of humor make perfect straight men victims for satirists.

    For the most part, but there are a few noteable examples. Jay Severin comes to mind. I'm liberal, and honestly, I think the guy is really funny. It's all about the delivery.

  174. Well I'm relieved by Almahtar · · Score: 1

    The article isn't what I feared it may be from the title.

    I enjoy Colbert's show, but I'm really not interested in the "measurement" of his "bump".

  175. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    The line between having huge balls and being an asshole is very thin. In general stating truths that people are afraid to state is ballsy. Like, "China is a totalitatian regime." And, "Cheap products in American stores are manufactured by people working under conditions equivalent to slavery in China."

    Great humor is painful. Free Tibet.

  176. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    That was the best part of the speech, and very appropriate at a press awards banquet. A vicious rebuke of people charged with reporting the truth, who failed miserably.

    Over the last five years you people were so good, over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the effect of global warming. We Americans didn't want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew.

    But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works. The President makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration? You know, fiction!

  177. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by JLavin · · Score: 1

    Don't dare try to have a different opinion other than the teams party lines, otherwise, they'll try a hostel take over of your position. Just ask Joel Liberman, who supports the Iraq war and some tax cuts and was attacked by his own party by them running and financing another Democrat to take his seat.

    1. It's "Joe Lieberman." You can't spell Lieberman without a "LIE"!
    2. Running for his political life, Lieberman lied to Connecticut about his position on the Iraq War, claiming "No one wants to end this war more than I do." He lied on countless other issues. (I did research and advising for Ned and was shocked by how shameless and common Lieberman's lies were.) He is as cynical and self-serving a politician as I've ever seen. And that says a lot, esp. these days!
    3. As I met one-on-one with Ned Lamont two months before he announced his candidacy, he received phone calls from state and even national Democratic Party leaders telling him NOT to run. Many wanted to protect the incumbent. Many had received favors and campaign contributions from Lieberman.
    4. Ned had personally spent several months trying to recruit someone ELSE to run against Lieberman (including the relatively liberal Republican Lowell Weicker) who would end the war, but no one else was willing to challenge Lieberman because they all assumed they would lose.
    5. The only reason Ned was able to shock the world by defeating Lieberman for the Democratic nomination is because he spent his own wealth. The Party did NOT pay him to run. Heck, most of the party establishment actively supported Lieberman. Even Bill Clinton, whom Lieberman had savagely attacked over Monica Lewinski, came to Connecticut to endorse and campaign for Lieberman.
    6. Seeking legal representation, Ned's campaign approached virtually every lawyer in the state who had ever advised a campaign and was turned down flat by all. Virtually every lawyer in the state was afraid of angering Joe Lieberman and angering the Democratic Party powers who could have cut them off forever for helping a (then) fledgling/upstart try to knock off an incumbent.
    7. EVEN AFTER NED WON THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION, he received only lukewarm support from the Democratic establishment. Democratic powers shamefully did little to help the Democratic nominee win the general election. Perhaps the DLC types who dominate financing and leadership were more comfortable with the conservative Lieberman than the more liberal Lamont. Perhaps they were protecting their fellow incumbent, despite the expressed will of Connecticut Democratic voters who chose Ned. Whatever their reasons, Ned's candidacy reflects the opposite of what you're arguing. The incumbents circled their wagons, to heck with what rank-and-file Democrats wanted.
  178. I just cant tell when Coulter is serious. by Lanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the sentence...

    We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. .. Is a joke, then yes, it is pretty funny.

    1. Re:I just cant tell when Coulter is serious. by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      I'm just sorry that I didn't take the time, pull out an old Coulter book, and quote in a bunch of pieces that I found funny.

      But your reasoning, and the reasoning of others who responded to my comment, is ludicrous.

      Essentially:

      1. This quote, and this quote, and these other quotes that Ann Coulter wrote, aren't funny.
      2. Therefore nothing Ann Coulter writes is funny. INVALID

      Apparently these quotes that people keep referring to are the only things of Ann Coulter that you all have ever read. Or are you guys just being dishonest?

    2. Re:I just cant tell when Coulter is serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry - you're just a moron. Quotes like this are exactly what Ann Coulter is known for. So you're now saying forget about all the hate-filled bile she spews constantly, she occasionally has something funny to say.

      Hitler and Stalin probably had their funny moments too.

  179. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    How about going to the sex tourism capitol of the world with a big bottle of unprescribed Viagra. Class act that Limbaugh.

  180. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Loopy · · Score: 1

    When does an analysis show obvious disregard for enough of the facts that it becomes diatribe?

  181. Sorry for all the bold text by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Gahhh, I forgot to preview :/

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  182. The power of humour by jandersen · · Score: 1

    The Colbert Report appears to exercise 'disproportionate real world influence'

    I don't think so - humour is often the most honest way of communicating news and viewpoints about the political reality, especially when the "serious" news are controlled by special interests. We saw that in the old East-bloc - you couldn't criticise the government in the news, but you could often get aways with it in comedy.

    It is interesting to see that the democrats gain from appearing in a comedy show and the republicans don't. Perhaps it is because people have a lot of sympathy for a persons that can laugh at themselves? I often get the impression that the republicans take themselves very seriously.

  183. only when paused? by docwatson223 · · Score: 1

    Screaming when his face is paused? It's said that children can see the *real* faces of demons... ;)

  184. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by o'reor · · Score: 1

    Same here (France -- oh yeah, we cheese-eating surrender monkeys just looove these guys ;-)

    Besides, Stewart and Colbert not only call on the hypocrisy of politicians, but they also call on the media (esp. Jon Stewart) and the way they choose to present (and often distort) news and events. This is at least as important, for a healthy democracy, as criticizing politics.

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  185. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by o'reor · · Score: 1
    Bill O'Reilly's "evil twin" ?

    I can't imagine how Bill O'Reilly could be the "good twin" of a pair...

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  186. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your right to own a gun ends at my right not to get shot by one.

    Under that theory we should outlaw drivers licenses -- your right to drive ends at my right not to get run over.

  187. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    And hence, I do my best to avoid driving on the sidewalk so long as you do your best to avoid walking in the middle of the road.

  188. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a note on China owning all of our debt; So what?

    Just as Athens did thousands of years ago, if the U.S.A.'s debt ever becomes too much of a burden, they can declare that it doesn't apply any more and anyone who has a grievance can see our military.

  189. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Tip of the hat for the xkcd reference.

    Wag of the finger for daring to imply Bears aren't the #1 threat. Velociraptors may be a close second, but don't forget who's really in charge.

  190. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched one episode during the primaries where they really tried to have a bunch of jokes about Obama... No one in the audience laughed and John Stewart whispered to the camera "guys it's ok to laugh at him" since then I haven't seen them go after him as hard.

    Also the reason democrats see a boost and republicans don't is very simple. The first reason is the Audience is an extremely democratic demographic. The second is Republicans get most of there money from people with a lot of money. Lobbyists rich businessmen, people who benefit most from the lower capital gains tax and smaller min wage etc

  191. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Please describe how pointing out that one particular group in politics is intolerant, hypocritical and has ridiculous arguments is either hypocritical, intolerant or ridiculous in itself?

    BTW, I'm no democrat either, but the right wing take the cake in this arena.

    First, your idea that the right is "hypocritical, intolerant or ridiculous" is soundly disproved by the fact that only the Democratic Party has a former KKK member within its ranks. It doesn't help that he is considered a "respected member" of the party.

    Let's see, "ridiculous arguments"... Well, "The Surge is a Failure" comes to mind. More recently, "Drilling for oil won't help for 10 years" is another doozie. Instead, they prefer alternative energy which won't help for 30 years. We send kids to school every year that won't graduate for 13. Besides, that is exactly what they said 10 years ago.

    Intolerant? How many times to you see people on the right celebrating when someone opposite the aisle gets cancer? I can't find anyone who is happy that Elizabeth Edwards has cancer. Take a look for yourself for a find example of the tolerance of the left. Then, of course, there was the rioters throwing snow balls at Bush's motorcade on his way to his first Inauguration. How many of these people apologized when it was proven that he actually won the election? If you need more examples, they are easy to find. Check out The Daily KOS, Huffington Post or Democratic Underground.

    Finally, Nancy Pelosi, who promised, "We will work with Republicans in Congress and the Administration in the spirit of partnership, not partisanship." Is that what she meant when she turned the lights out on them? Maybe she was referring to her quote, "The American people voted for a New Direction to restore civility and bipartisanship in Washington, D.C. Democrats promise to work together in a bipartisan way for all Americans." when she refused a vote to allow offshore drilling. How about her saying, "Democrats are ready to lead, prepared to govern and absolutely willing to work in a bipartisan way." and then saying that Bush is a "Total Failure"?

    Hypocritical? There John Edwards winning "Father of the Year". Also, what did Milosovich do that Saddam Hussein didn't? Why was it OK to overthrow the government in Bosnia, but the Senate approved and funded war in Iraq is somehow "illegal"?

    Now look, I'm not saying the Republicans are perfect, but don't ignore the sins of one party in order to bash the other for doing the exact same thing!

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  192. Ok, links then. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Now you've gone from "I already gave you proof" to "Go find proof yourself!". This is backpedaling, and a further admission that you have no proof.

    First off, the fact that Obama commonly runs against McCain by saying that McCain is to continue the "Bush" economy implicitly rejects Republican economic policies. In fact, he does this explicitly in his book. So, what are Republican policies, and who do they favor, and how would Obama reject that. So right off the wheel, based on that statement alone, Obama is against free trade, domestic manufacturing, coal mining, farming and oil drilling, because, the Bush economy has been to be pro-free trade, devalue the dollar to promote domestic manufacturing, increase coal mining and oil drilling, and other resource extraction.

    Saying that Obama is a radical leftist if not downright communist is like calling the sky blue. There's not a single statement that I made that could actually dispute. Still, for the benefit of our readers, here we go:

    http://www.ontheissues.org/Barack_Obama.htm

    http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/Barack_Obama_Budget_+_Economy.htm

    Some salient points:

    Rejects free market vision of government
    In a 2005 commencement address, Obama described the conservative philosophy of government as "to give everyone one big refund on their government, divvy it up by individual portions, in the form of tax breaks, hand it out, and encourage everyone to use their share to go buy their own health care, their own retirement plan, their own child care, their own education, and so on. In Washington, they call this the Ownership Society. But in our past there has been another term for it, Social Darwinism, every man or woman for him or herself. It's a tempting idea, because it doesn't require much thought or ingenuity." Obama has rejected this free market vision of government, preferring to see the power of the state as something that can serve the public interest.

    Just read what he says.... it's not like he's trying to hide anything. Full bore commy liberal, and all the heavy handed state stamping out of free enterprise that follows.

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    1. Re:Ok, links then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being opposed to the Republican economic policy doesn't imply opposition to free trade, because there's more than one way to be for free trade. The choices are not limited to Republican and anti-free-trade. Your implied assertion that they are is a false dichotomy, and therefore another lie.

      Neither does support for government social programs imply a desire for communism or even socialism, nor does it imply a desire to "stamp out free enterprise". This, again, is a position you made up and assigned to Obama. Yet another lie.

      We get the point already; you're dishonest and unable to debate the actual issues. You don't need to keep screaming it aloud as you do. There is no difference of any kind between you and them. You're a liar just like they are.

  193. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    He mocks everyone constantly, but there is a bit of a difference in how he does it that betrays his bias. His mockery of republicans is usually along the lines of "what are those crazy people thinking?" Whereas against democrats he tends to be more "come on, guys, I was counting on you and then you sucked." He doesn't give anyone a free pass (which I greatly appreciate) but he does betray his bias a bit.

    No one can be completely bias free. Frankly, I'd rather get my news from a source that clearly shows its bias then one that claims to be bias-free.

  194. Re:Colbert is the only Liberal in America with Bal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your response to policies leading, by your own admission, to another World War is ``so what?''?
    Good luck winning that war without an economy, too.

  195. Re:Not a big Republican demographic on Comedy Cent by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Whereas against democrats he tends to be more "come on, guys, I was counting on you and then you sucked."

    Frankly, I think that's more damning. There are a lot of people in this country who would far rather vote for someone whom they politicaly disagree with, but who at least has guts and principles they are willing to stand up for. If a person truly believes the country is being hurt, and isn't fighting tooth and nail to stop it, how can we possibly entrust them with the reigns of power?

    This is why Democrats keep loosing elections, even though polls show they hold the majority positions on most issues.