On the day *I* go to work for Microsoft, faint oinking sounds will be heard from far overhead, the moon will not merely turn blue but develop polkadots, and hell will freeze over so solid the brimstone will go superconductive.
Apparently he was also going to put in "and Slashdot begins using CSS", but took it out at the last minute.
Putting off features people have wanted for years, only to add them when people start going elsewhere... Hmm, didn't we attack Microsoft for doing this?
As if there weren't enough distracted train drivers on the rails. Now if drivers aren't steering the train they'll be reading the myriad advertisements being beamed to them.
Obviously file size is an issue to someone with such a magnitude (number of atoms scale) of pr0n, as they would need to be compressed to smaller formats such as.wmv to keep storage costs minimal.
However: the majority of.wmvs are short clips from sites that only show a cumshot and fewer holes than you can find in links2; if you are truly serious about pr0n then you should know that it's not the size of the file, it's what's done in it. You may be happy with your cheap shots but the real quality is in the full-length mpegs.
that and the fact that most of my pornos are in.wmv format.
Never trust pornos in.wmv format. They are almost always used for licence downloading, popups, short clips, or all three..Mpgs are generally longer, less obtrusive, and totem plays them more easily.
Microsoft made a video showing how IE could be removed, which looked like it had been edited and was false. It would be just as easy for them to make up some 'prior art' for this case.
Aren't all folders virtual? Wouldn't a non-virtual folder be a physical folder, like one made out of plastic? Microsoft needs to think about their names...
Are many people aware that the Windows registry is far more than 'brittle'? There are people that will read this and think "You can't add things to Linux", no matter how wrong it is and how worse Windows is.
Woody: Reach for the X.org! Sid Phillips: Huh? Woody: This system ain't big enough for the two of us! Sid Phillips: What? Woody: Somebody's poisoned the XFree86! Sid Phillips: It's busted. Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster? Sid Phillips: Huh?
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$ cat > /usr/src/myapp/myapp.c
#include "/dev/tty"^D
$ gcc myapp.c
one-line program
On the day *I* go to work for Microsoft, faint oinking sounds will be heard from far overhead, the moon will not merely turn blue but develop polkadots, and hell will freeze over so solid the brimstone will go superconductive.
Apparently he was also going to put in "and Slashdot begins using CSS", but took it out at the last minute.
I think it would be very helpful to have just one interface for viewing many types of files.
Konqueror has managed to display most of the files I throw at it, is something like that what you mean?
Microsoft vs Hell? They have no chance; all the lawyers are there!
Putting off features people have wanted for years, only to add them when people start going elsewhere... Hmm, didn't we attack Microsoft for doing this?
It is not a pun on anything; It is the JOKE command in the mac version of simcity2000, and the joke is meant to be on us (probably)
As if there weren't enough distracted train drivers on the rails. Now if drivers aren't steering the train they'll be reading the myriad advertisements being beamed to them.
If you post a grammar rant then you automatically include one mistake (it's like a law, or something).
"no fewer than"
Obviously file size is an issue to someone with such a magnitude (number of atoms scale) of pr0n, as they would need to be compressed to smaller formats such as .wmv to keep storage costs minimal.
.wmvs are short clips from sites that only show a cumshot and fewer holes than you can find in links2; if you are truly serious about pr0n then you should know that it's not the size of the file, it's what's done in it. You may be happy with your cheap shots but the real quality is in the full-length mpegs.
However: the majority of
that and the fact that most of my pornos are in .wmv format.
.wmv format. They are almost always used for licence downloading, popups, short clips, or all three. .Mpgs are generally longer, less obtrusive, and totem plays them more easily.
Never trust pornos in
Oh my, I guess no one thought to look anything up for themselves before moderating:
e ek21.html7 689,00.html
1 2/18512.htmlm ail_autodestruct/e stroy_email_claim/5 5/44555.html
http://www.lamlaw.com/DOJvsMicrosoft/WrapAndFlowW
http://www.chguy.net/news/feb99/demoMS.html
http://wired-vig.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,1
Microsoft made a video showing how IE could be removed, which looked like it had been edited and was false. It would be just as easy for them to make up some 'prior art' for this case.
http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/185
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/11/ms_legal_
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/24/allchin_d
http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/445
They may have also destroyed important e-mails. This is not the same as the current case but is worth noting anyway.
Microsoft's past actions shouldn't make it any more believable, in any case.
Microsoft has lied in court before. Why should anyone believe them so easily now?
We need metric time damn it!
Wheee!
IM is for instant messaging, email is for persistent messaging.
Calling it Persistent Messaging will drop off after a while, though...
"Did you get my pms?"
"What? I... is it not affecting you anymore?"
"I need to go check my pms"
"Well check it away from me! Erm... is it over yet?"
I saw the title, and even before reading the comments I knew there was going to be one like this...
Aren't all folders virtual? Wouldn't a non-virtual folder be a physical folder, like one made out of plastic? Microsoft needs to think about their names...
What about an ARPA sex robot? (nsfw(sorta))
Are many people aware that the Windows registry is far more than 'brittle'? There are people that will read this and think "You can't add things to Linux", no matter how wrong it is and how worse Windows is.
You can have my pony with Digital Riding Management; you're only allowed to lease it to five friends
Woody: Reach for the X.org!
Sid Phillips: Huh?
Woody: This system ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid Phillips: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the XFree86!
Sid Phillips: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid Phillips: Huh?
(Toy story)
I bet this is a scam from Microsoft to make people upgrade to Longhorn if/when it is released
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They may as well put something like:
Windows Longhorn - now utilizes monitor-based DRM and advanced image resamnpling controls!
and no one would have a clue what it meant, but would get it anyway (or preinstalled, yes)
Ghood neews fgor erveyonme!
You're full of crap. Linux absolutely does not copy Microsoft. They copy BSD.
Linux is copying things all by itself now? I'm not sure I like the idea of a self-aware operating system