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  1. You think the great wall of china's big? on Penguin Poop Seen From Space · · Score: 1

    You should see the mess penguins make man, we can see that shit from SPACE!

  2. Re:High-efficeiency incandescent bulbs on Laser Blast Makes Regular Light Bulbs Super-Efficient · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Out of genuine curiosity what would you do with the nuclear waste?

  3. Re:Holy Crap! Calm down on Making a Child Locating System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bullshit. I knew my address AND my phone number from kindergarten, it's no harder than memorizing your own birthday.

    Teaching the (normal non-disabled) kid how to deal with REALITY is protecting them. Failing to teach them to memorize their phone number and address and how to deal with getting lost and just slapping a GPS on them is failing as a parent.

  4. Re:Holy Crap! Calm down on Making a Child Locating System · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cue jokes about liking women the same way you like your fish...

  5. Re:No surprise here... on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 1

    I've had networking issues like that before, one of them never did figure out where to order "IR cables".

  6. Re:Our tax dollars at work. on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sewage line then, it's probably full of shit anyway.

  7. Re:Set fail... on New HDMI 1.4 Spec Set To Confuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if you let people pay TO rub them between the breasts of virgins I don't think any of us would be mocking them quite so much.

  8. Re:SOE...Always messing things up! on SOE Pulls the Plug On The Matrix Online · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah they did basically the same thing with planetside too.

  9. Re:THIS JUST IN on Microsoft Kills 3-App Limit For Windows 7 Starter Edition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a better example is sending an 8 year old to the grocery store. You CAN do it, but unless you give them VERY specific instructions they'll come back with a shopping cart full of poptarts and cereal.

  10. Re:About Fucking Time on Wikipedia Bans Church of Scientology · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Legally violent? They're not above assassination attempts and framejobs for outsiders and raping and murdering insiders.

  11. Re:Just a matter of time on Fluorescent Monkeys Cast Light On Human Disease · · Score: 2, Funny

    No really he's feeling better, maybe he'll go for a walk soon.

  12. Re:Price is expected to be on A Widescreen Laser Projector In Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    what's wrong with red lasers?

  13. Re:Oversucking on Build an $800 Gaming PC · · Score: 1

    I finally got rid of mine, mostly because the boat anchor case finally rusted itself apart.

  14. So is this an army joke or a vista joke? on US Army Will Upgrade To Windows Vista · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone keep an eye out at -1 for the trolls, I think they're the only way we'll ever figure out who this reflects on more.

  15. Simple solution on Verizon Tells Cops "Your Money Or Your Life" · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Any time something like this happens everyone from the first manager with the authority to do something that refuses all the way up the chain gets held responsible for whatever happens as a result of their refusal to act.

    Guy dies, they get held responsible for murder because they chose to not assist the police knowing full well that their actions would cause the death of another human being.

    Never going to happen.

  16. Re:Whoa! on Court Rejects RIAA's Proposed Protective Order · · Score: 5, Funny

    This man speaks the truth. With the exception of evidence a civil case is literally "He did X Y Z and it hurt me!" on one side and "Didn't do X, don't know anything about Y, Z's their fault" on the other side.

    Or alternatively you could imagine two four year olds fighting but very well dressed.

  17. Re:Addendum on Extrapolating the Near Future of Gaming · · Score: 1

    Actually BF2 is just as twitchy as UT2k4. There's no debating that after you've seen a sniper dolphin dive across the map dropping claymores in people's faces and instapopping them at point blank.

  18. Re:Excuse for "sound" in space on Extrapolating the Near Future of Gaming · · Score: 1

    That was always my rationalisation. Rule of Cool aside there's simply a limit to the amount of information you can meaningfully convey to a pilot/crew using visual cues. Eventually it's going to be simpler to apply distinct sounds to certain things and feed them to the pilot, after all we're BUILT for that.

  19. Re:How much is actually going to be lost? on GPS Accuracy Could Start Dropping In 2010 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe people will stop looking at me funny when I carry a compass everywhere.

    Maybe they'll stop looking at me even stranger when I tell them which way is north WITHOUT a compass.

  20. Re:What was the business plan? on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi Users Soak Up Seating · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lot of places here in CFL have taken to sticking a second antenna outside and letting all the freeloaders sit outside doing their thing. The heat tends to get rid of them quickly, and those that do stay tend to be more likely to buy things, and the ones that are hell bent on getting just free internet and nothing else still wind up attracting customers without using up too much space.

  21. Re:Take your pick on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    The only time i've ever heard of cranking someone's car involved a lot of frozen shaving cream and several anatomically correct dildos.

  22. Re:Take your pick on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    You can open a glass window underwater too, you just need to push a little harder when you try to roll it down.

  23. Re:eSATA and 'books' on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    Oh look and the monk-AAAAAAAAH!

  24. Re:Jailbreak on Apple Refusing Any BitTorrent Related Apps? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jailbreaking: "It may be your store, but it's my goddamn phone".

  25. Sure, pay in pennies. on The Pirate Bay Seeks Interesting Route To "Pay" Fine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just remember they'll make you sit there while they count it.