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  1. In my best Nelson impersonation... on eBay Retires MS Passport Sign-In · · Score: -1

    Ha... ha...

  2. What's wrong with UNIX? on What's Wrong with Unix? · · Score: -1

    I'll tell you what's wrong. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get rid of the cat urine smell...

  3. Just remember what Douglas Adams would say... on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Don't Panic.

  4. I... on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new legal-assisted computer overlords.

  5. I know who's responsible... on TorrentBits.org and SuprNova.org Go Dark · · Score: 0

    Kahnnnnnnnnn!

  6. This reminds of the simpsons episode... on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 0
    the one with powersauce. Where they have a powersauce news cast with special updats on power sauce.

    "breaking news: power sauce is great!"

    compare that with:

    "breaking news: linux has fewer bugs!"

  7. A way to get students involved.... on What Interests High-School Students? · · Score: 0

    All of the computers in our engineering lab (yes, our high school has an engineering department, and it's sweet) were built by students. The teacher hosted a two hour long after school project where about 20 stations were laid out with all the computer parts. He then showed us how everything went together. It was great for people of all levels, from computer gearheads to novices. The turnout was great, if I recall. And in the two hours I probably learned more practical stuff then I learned in 4 years of High School. I'll be building my desktop for college soon.

  8. Hey slashdotters.... on Online Aromatherapy in Japan · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just farted!!!

  9. Best idea ever... on Too Many Computers Hurt Learning · · Score: 0

    Someone program a plug-in for Miscrosoft Word that blocks instant messaging while open. Parents would rip the stuff from store shelves.

  10. Computers hamper education? on Too Many Computers Hurt Learning · · Score: 0

    Lol what r u talking bout computers are what gave me these l337 anglish-speeking skilz lol

  11. For those of us lacking in tin foil hats... on Given Up to Spyware? · · Score: 0
    I have a question. What is it that bothers you more about spy ware: the invasion of privacy? or the fact that it can significantly slow down your computer?

    I choose the second. I mean, I don't know how valuable it is to marketers to know that I visit Slashdot 18 times a day.

  12. Samba 4 Profit Plan on Samba 4 Reaches "Susan" Stage · · Score: 0

    1. Reach "Susan" stage.
    2. ????????
    3. Profit!

  13. How to calculate your hourly rate... on Switching to Contracting? · · Score: 0

    Simply take m, the amount of money you want to make, and divide by t, the amount of time you want to work. Couldn't be any simpler.

  14. Geez... on Home-made Portable PlayStation 2 · · Score: 0
    What a nerd.

    Oh wait, I forgot, I'm not in kansas anymore.

  15. Possible vehicle failure on Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles · · Score: 0
    The solution, IMHO, is pretty smart. Computers would sense the stopped car, and the car behind it would slow down, and actually push the car to the next station for repairs.

    (from the website)
    Questions of reliability, safety, evacuation and rescue are fundamental to the design of any elevated transit system including SkyWeb Express. Each vehicle has two motors and two controllers, modern failure-monitoring systems, fault-tolerance and fail-safe features. The system has alternative power sources so that a power failure will not leave passengers stranded.

    There are over 70 elevated automated transit systems operating in the world today that prove that a vehicle stopping when not intended is a very rare event. If a vehicle does stop between stations, Central Control will talk with the passengers through an intercom system and guide the rescue operation. The vehicle behind will soft engage and push the disabled vehicle to the nearest station. In the very unlikely event that the vehicle can't be moved, a rescue team will come with a ladder and help the passengers out of the vehicle.

  16. For fans of "The Critic"... on The Verdict on WinXP SP2? · · Score: 0

    It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!

  17. Political corruption on Slashdot... on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 0

    I'd like to think that his resignation had nothing to do with special interests, but you can't help but wonder when Slashdot produces a link to "Best Deals: United States."

  18. Cosmic rays... on Origin of Cosmic Rays Revealed · · Score: 0

    come from the cosmos. Like, duh!

  19. Good news for Slashdot users... on Augmented Reality Tourism · · Score: 1, Funny

    Augmented reality should be able to turn the love doll lying in your closet into a real woman!

  20. The important question is... on SGI & NASA Build World's Fastest Supercomputer · · Score: 0

    Can it play Doom 3?

  21. We should be going for 11% on Firefox Shooting For 10 Percent · · Score: 0

    You know, for when we need that extra kick in articles, we can say "Our user base goes up to 11%."

  22. Why not go for 110%? on Firefox Shooting For 10 Percent · · Score: 0

    That's what a motivational speaker would say.

  23. Since we get so much programming from overseas... on Russian Mock Mars Mission · · Score: 0

    How long until TV Execs figure out how to make this a reality show. Chills, thrills, and exciting chemical spills, it's all on Survivor: Mars!

  24. You forgot one... on 2004 Inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 0
    What about Smoketron 3000, the world's first weed smoking robot?

    Goby: Robot, get me a pepsi.
    Smoketron 3000: (in Robotic Voice) Okay... wait, what?
    Goby: I said Robot, get me a pepsi!
    Smoketron 3000: Oh I got it now... wait, what?

    Smoketron 3000: Dudes I'm cashed can one of you smoke me out.
    Skyler: I got a little.
    Smoketron 3000: Awesome, wait are you a cop?
    Skyler: Noooo.
    Smoketron 3000: Cause' legally you have to tell me if you are.
    Skyler: I'm not a cop dude.
    Smoketron 3000: There's no way I'm going back to jail. I ain't nobody's bitch.

    Smoketron 3000: Dude check this out this will freak your beans, what if I'm the human and you are the robot.

  25. I can calculate... on Scientists Define Murphy's Law · · Score: 0
    the chance of a slashdot user getting laid.

    It's simple. If we assume that the chance of a slashdot user of getting laid is:
    sin(x)
    ------ - 1 = f(x)
    x

    And that x is equal to the distance that a slashdot user is from his (or the unlikely her) computer desk, then we simply calculate:

    lim f(x)
    x->0

    Which anyone knows is equal to 0.