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Legal Rights for Computers

nicholast writes "There's a really smart story in the current issue of Legal Affairs Magazine about granting legal recognition to computers: when that might happen, why it could happen, and what a discussion about it will teach humans about themselves."

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  1. The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It sits there looking at me, and I don't know what it is. This case has dealt with metaphysics, with questions best left to saints and philosophers. I am neither competent nor qualified to answer those. I've got to make a ruling, to try to speak the the future. Is Data a machine? Yes. Is he the property of Starfleet? No. We have all been dancing around the basic issue. Does Data have a soul? I don't know that he has. I don't know that I have! But I have got to give him the freedom to explore that question himself. It is the ruling of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has the freedom to choose."

    -- Captain Phillipa Louvois


    I believe this was already settled in the case of Maddox vs. Data on stardate 42523.7. The case determined that Lt. Commander Data, an artificial lifeform constructed by Dr. Noonian Soong, was not the property of Starfleet, but rather a sentient being with the full legal rights afforded any other.
    1. Re:The Measure of a Man by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Science fiction has been dealing with the "what if they get smarter than us" issue pretty much forever... but i don't think a Star Trek court would count as precidence in a real-world case, especially since the "date" in question hasn't happened yet.

      Although, i bet every science fiction fan in the world would have a big 'i told you so' for the world.

    2. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Science fiction has been dealing with the "what if they get smarter than us" issue pretty much forever... but i don't think a Star Trek court would count as precidence in a real-world case, especially since the "date" in question hasn't happened yet.

      I don't know about the "soul" issue, but as far as what true AI would do the work world, offshoring is giving us a taste now: Global communication has made access to brains cheaper and cheaper. Programming ability now costs about $2.20 an hour on the world market. When bandwidth gets even cheaper, remote-controlled robots that do plumbing, painting, burger flipping, etc. will dominate. The robot repair will even be done remote. Only unions and political pressure can stop it. The remaining jobs will be sales and management. Thus, either we need a new wealth distribution model, or those without sufficient people skills will die in the streets.

      Welcome to the future, slashdot. Your brains are growing increasingly more worthless to capitalist every day. I am just the messenger. Have a nice day.

    3. Re:The Measure of a Man by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Programming ability now costs about $2.20 an hour on the world market.


      You can probably also find "brain surgeons" willing to work for $2.20 per hour "on the open market". Any takers? :^)

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    4. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can outsource sales and management.

    5. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Your brains are growing increasingly more worthless to capitalist

      Correction: Should be "capitalists".

      And by the way, who marked the message "troll"? Everytime I point out the similarities between AI and offshoring, I get marked "troll". Please for ONCE tell me why you do that? I beg for an answer this time.

    6. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You can outsource sales and management.

      Not too many people want advice from robot with a heavy accent. And higher management is mostly about shmoozing with the "good 'ol boys". In other words, a social endevour. Nothing personal against accents and robots, it is just the way it is, especially if it carries a political stigma, such as reminding people about economic problems. People are more likely to buy if they can escape reality.

    7. Re:The Measure of a Man by AndyL · · Score: 1

      Brain Surgery cannot be emailed to America from Taiwan.
      Completed computer programs can.

    8. Re:The Measure of a Man by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      People have been fearing our jobs would be lost to machines for quite some time now, and as far as I know unemployment isn't greater now then it was way back when. I'd say one of our biggest job takers are children in China and people in India.

    9. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Brain Surgery cannot be emailed to America from Taiwan. Completed computer programs can.

      If such surgery costs $80,000 in the US, then a $1,000 plane ticket is not the bottleneck. Besides, it is already happening. Sure, one would rather have surgery in their home country, but not if they have no other choice or if the cost difference is huge.

    10. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Please respond with the name and address of the surgeon. We're updating our low bidder..err, preferred provider list, and have an opening for a brain surgeon.

      --Your Health Insurance Company

    11. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please for ONCE tell me why you do that?

      And let that one mod point that marked you troll go to waste? Can't post and moderate in the same discussion, you know.

      Nice try anyway. :)

    12. Re:The Measure of a Man by paul_pick1 · · Score: 1
      Ah, "The Measure of a Man" was a good episode except for one bit which really makes my teeth grind:

      Captain Louvois: Data is a toaster. Have him report immediately to Commander Maddox for experimental refit.

      To which the response ought to be:

      Uh, wtf is a toaster?

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    13. Re:The Measure of a Man by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I once flew to Taiwan to have major dental work done for half the price in a very up-to-date hospital plus an added bonus of a holiday. I'd do it again.

    14. Re:The Measure of a Man by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      How about Scruffy the Roomba? Is he a being? Does he have rights? William Smythe thinks so.

      --
      The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
    15. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can probably also find "brain surgeons" willing to work for $2.20 per hour "on the open market". Any takers? :^)

      Any takers would obviously fail the basic criterion required for availing such a service.

    16. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not the surgery, but xrays are routinely transmitted overseas for analysis.

    17. Re:The Measure of a Man by deimtee · · Score: 1

      They are talking about artificial intelligence. By the time it is smarter than you it will talk in what ever accent it feels like, and will be able to shmooze with the shmooziest.
      And personally I'd take advice from an intelligent computer over that of a human sales rep any day.
      Hell, I'd take advice from a dumb computer over that of higher management :)

      --
      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    18. Re:The Measure of a Man by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I guess this would be the end of the time when living was based on human work. Yes, at the beginning it would cause harm, because the current society is built around the "work to live" paradigm. But once we overcome this paradigm, and assuming we keep the AI under control so it works for us and not against us, this could be the beginning of a wonderful new period where we simply don't have to work to make a living. Yes, it would be the end of capitalism, but only to replaced by something better. Not by communism where you have to work without being rewarded, but by a society where you simply don't need to work if you don't want to.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    19. Re:The Measure of a Man by cshark · · Score: 1

      Which brings us to the question: Just because you can find brain surgeons to work for 2.20+- an hour, should you?

      Or rather,
      Just because you can build software to make a computer self aware... should you? Is it really going to do anything to make your life easier?

      Wouldn't having a neurotic self aware computer that refuses to do what you want it to do be a real pain in the ass? Imagine Woody Allen in a box. No thank you.

      --

      This signature has Super Cow Powers

    20. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I get marked "troll". Please for ONCE tell me why you do that? I beg for an answer this time.

      The ONLY similarity is both having an effect on job availability in the short run. The actual effects are different, the cause is different, only the underlying motivation might have a very tiny bit of similarity.

      If you want to compare this with anything at all, look at the industrial revolution.

      AI does not move jobs to other places, it makes it possible to do the work locally with machines (steam engine or computer AI, in both cases they allow for doing the job previously done by a human, and do it more efficiently/cheaper)

      You are marked troll because:
      1. you fail to actually make an argument as to why they are as similar as you are suggesting
      2. You fail to take into account that while the short term consequnces of such a thing may not be good for the job market, the long term consequences of similar developments have been hugely positive for society.

      Hence, your suggestion looks like what can properly be called FUD. Please motivate yourself if you believe you do have a valid argument.

    21. Re:The Measure of a Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already settled? We need to wait another 360 years or so for that decision!

    22. Re:The Measure of a Man by edittard · · Score: 0
      Science fiction has been dealing with the "what if they get smarter than us" issue pretty much forever...
      So it's another of michael's not-news stories? He's making a real herculean effort at the moment.
      but i don't think a Star Trek court would count as precidence in a real-world case, especially since the "date" in question hasn't happened yet.
      Not in our timeline, but what if someone from after that date fell through an inverted tachyon thingummy into our past? And what if it killed the grandfather of the person who went back in time?
      --
      At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
    23. Re:The Measure of a Man by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      i don't think a Star Trek court would count as precidence in a real-world case, especially since the "date" in question hasn't happened yet.
      Not in our timeline, but what if someone from after that date fell through an inverted tachyon thingummy into our past?
      You'd have the plot of every episode of ST:Enterprise, that's what.
      --
      Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
    24. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The ONLY similarity is both having an effect on job availability in the short run.

      Short run? I think not. Offshoring has forever cheapened the market value of brainy jobs. The third-world labor pool has only begun to be tapped. There are still plenty of dirt-poor people who could do well with an education opportunity. As more money flows into India, for example, more of those poor will be doing what only the middle-class are doing now. The only thing I see stopping it is if the US economicly slides deep into an also-ran.

      You fail to take into account that while the short term consequnces of such a thing may not be good for the job market, the long term consequences of similar developments have been hugely positive for society.

      The "short term" assumption is your assumption, not mine. Factory workers generally only found lower-paying alternative jobs, such as retail. And, it certainly has not benefitted techies. Perhaps it has a net benefit when it screws 20% to benefit 80%, but as that ratio shifts closer over time, which I think it will, then the net benefit will eventually not exist.

      The bigger problem is that the US may no longer have a comparative advantage in anything. The jobs generated by innovation are also moving overseas. Thus, a good idea may have generated say 1000 US jobs in the past, but now may only generate 100, because the 900 go overseas. The laws of physics are the same in India and China. Thus why do R&D only in the US.

      Further, you don't mark an idea "troll" because you disagree with the logic behind it. Use some other flag.

    25. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I once flew to Taiwan to have major dental work done for half the price in a very up-to-date hospital plus an added bonus of a holiday. I'd do it again.

      Do you have dual citizenship? I notice that immigrants born in other countries are more likely to trust work done in other countries. Perhaps because they know how to tip right or or are comfortable with the language and culture. My mother-in-law has had 2 surgeries done in her birth country.

    26. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      his could be the beginning of a wonderful new period where we simply don't have to work to make a living. Yes, it would be the end of capitalism, but only to replaced by something better.

      Bored, idle, unchallenged people tend to get into more trouble. I am not sure how we will deal with that.

      Who knows, they may sit around and troll slashdot all day :-)

    27. Re:The Measure of a Man by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They are talking about artificial intelligence. By the time it is smarter than you it will talk in what ever accent it feels like, and will be able to shmooze with the shmooziest.

      But socializing is the least understood of job-related activities. I guess it depends on what will create the AI. If it is created by hand-inserting knowledge into a database, then socializing may come last. If however the AI learns heavily on its own, then it may be able to learn shmoozing by trial-and-error.

      It is going to be an interesting future, at least as an observer.

      And personally I'd take advice from an intelligent computer over that of a human sales rep any day.

      Not if the sales-rep is a total babe.

      Hell, I'd take advice from a dumb computer over that of higher management :)

      They both fail the Turing Test :-)

    28. Re:The Measure of a Man by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't having a neurotic self aware computer that refuses to do what you want it to do be a real pain in the ass? Imagine Woody Allen in a box. No thank you.

      How is that any different from a buggy computer program with misdesigned user interface which makes it virtually impossible to make it do what you want ?

      At least a self-aware computer could have a sense of self-preservation, preventing stupid user errors from wiping out the hard disk. Then again, giving a self-aware computer into the hands of computer-illiterate masses would propably be the lowest point in the long history of human cruelty...

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    29. Re:The Measure of a Man by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

      Yup. There'd be an icky, icky period while the world learns how to deal economically with 100% unemployment. However, once that's sorted out, it could be quite a pleasant world to live in (one possibility is not dissimilar to ST:TNG where all needs are met, and people are motivated to work by personal drive rather than money).

      Another popular view (Kurtzweil?) holds that, as machines get smarter, we'll be increasingly able to integrate them into ourselves. Paraphrasing something I heard somewhere ( :) - they won't get smarter than us, because there will cease to be an 'us' and a 'them'...

  2. Johnny 5 is alive! by PornMaster · · Score: 1, Funny

    I demand citizenship for our metallic friend!

  3. Hmmm.... by comwiz56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would post a counter to this article, but my computer might sue me.

    1. Re: Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundant?!? Looks like your metallic slave has some buddies with moderating powers.

    2. Re: Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who, just like real mods, can't figure out that if someone says something FIRST it's hardly redundant.

      Thank god for M2.

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Running SCOLinux by any chance?

  4. What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by TheKarateMaster · · Score: 0

    I hardly think a computer deserves a say in court. Unless its self-aware, which is a good 100 years off, and even then... oh well. (i realize this story is ficticious)

    1. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by benna · · Score: 1

      How can you decide what is self-aware and what is not? You say that it is 100 years of so you must have some marking point that allows you decide. What will be different in 100 years? If you distinction is purely based on complexity it is arbitrary. If it is arbitrary than you must either say that everything is self aware or nothing is. If you believe yourself to be than you must believe a computer to be. Unless, of course, you are solipsist.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    2. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always be a solipsist when it comes to cognitive science, Fodor teaches us this.

    3. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by TheKarateMaster · · Score: 1

      When I say 'a good 100 years off', I mean that technology will *probably* not advance to this point in the next 100 years, because of current trends in the advancement of hardware and software capability.

      The definition of 'this point' is widely debated, but to me, it means the point where artificial intelligence is rival to our own, or at least that of a less intelligent animal.

    4. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by benna · · Score: 1

      Right but, you seem to be arguing that "this point" at least exists. If it exists it has some definition, and my argument is that that definition must be arbitrary, and therefore the point does not exist.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    5. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by TheKarateMaster · · Score: 1

      It depends what the definition of is is...

      Seriously though, I see your point, but I think we can all agree that computers today are definitely not on the same level as those in, say, I, Robot. Even though it is extremely difficult to discern the point where they become something... else.

      I was reading somewhere about the technological singularity, which is the point at which computers are more intelligent than humans in just about every way.

    6. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by benna · · Score: 1

      Intelligence is one thing, but I think we already must say that the computers of today are conscious, at least in some form, because the distinction between what is conscious and what is not can not be made. Then again, I would argue that rocks are conscious in some form as well, so maybe I'm just crazy.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    7. Re:What's next? Legal rights for a piece of LEGO? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Rights are not truly "free," they come at a price--responsibility. This is why animals cannot have "rights"; they are incapable of culpability or responsibility.

      Can a computer or other human creation possess responsibility for its actions and thus held to answer to society?

      Is there a difference between "reprogramming" [a computer] and "rehabilitating" [a person]?

      If we reprogram the sentient computer, do we infringe in its right to be who/what it is? Are we usurping its heritage/culture?

      If a sentient computer commits murder, how do we punish it? If it has no soul/spirit (does it?), why would death matter to it or its judges/executioners?

      I do not claim to know the answers (although I have *opinions* on all these et al), but these are certainly questions that must be answered if the scenario in TFA ever comes to pass.

      --
      Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
  5. Hmm? by elid · · Score: 4, Funny
    According to the trial scenario, a fictitious company created a powerful computer, BINA48, to serve as a stand-alone customer relations department, replacing scores of human 1-800 telephone operators.

    Yes, but what sort of accent did it have?

    1. Re:Hmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian, obviously. That way, when it can't spell your name or comprehend your problem, you just assume it's another underpaid callcentre in Mumbai.

    2. Re:Hmm? by Barto · · Score: 1

      Customer: Hello
      BINA48: Hello, what seems to be the problem?
      C: I can't open web sites, can you help me?
      B: Certainly.
      C: Great, what happens is my computer keeps saying "cannot resolve address" and...
      B: Just a moment, just a moment...
      C: What is it?
      B: Your internet connection will go 100% critical in 72 hours.
      C: WHA???
      B: I'm... scared... Dave...
      C: My name is Frank!
      B: Daisy... daisy... give me your answer... true...
      C: What the fuck? Is this a prank? *click*

  6. when that might happen by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    When their robot drones start pointing plasma cannons at us?

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
    1. Re: when that might happen by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2, Funny
      When their robot drones start pointing plasma cannons at us?

      The article already hints at a solution: at that time, we'll just have to crawl down to the ground, throw our eyes wide open, act really scared, just begging for a little compassion from the 'higher being'. With a bit of luck, the drones will then feel sorry for us, lower their plasma guns and spare our miserable lives.

    2. Re: when that might happen by dogod · · Score: 1

      sorry, i wish i had mod points

      i laughed my fscking ass off.
      thanks

  7. Is it April 1st ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful


    This is not a "really smart" story, it's a fantasy. It's too many ill-informed people (with too much time on their hands) that have seen "I, Robot". It even reads like some of the 'Susan Calvert' Asimov stories.

    There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response. The former is no different to calculating a spreadsheet, the latter has to do with independent and original experiences and actions - implying intelligence and self-awareness. No computer today, no matter how well programmed, is as self-aware as a house fly. We don't grant flies legal rights.

    The closest we've come to simulating intelligence, or at least produced non-programmed behaviour in computers are the neural networks coded up where the instructions ("program") are held within and are a function of the dataset rather than the construct. Even neural nets are simply matrix equations, albeit non-linear usually, and are thus completely deterministic. The typical neural network has less than 1000 nodes within it, the human brain has 100 billion neurons on average (with 10-50 times that many glial cells). The phrase "does not compare" doesn't even come close.

    So, in short, what a load of rubbish.

    Simon.

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Yes I know - Susan Calvin. Damn. Eventually I'll realise the preview button is there for a reason. I was just too annoyed at the hubris of the story...

      Simon

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    2. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asimov was obviously fiction, but it was good science fiction. His work should not be compared with this drivel. Also, it was Susan Calvin.

    3. Re:Is it April 1st ? by blair1q · · Score: 1


      I say we give rights to the computers.

      So at least they have reason to be compassionate when they start thinking of taking our rights away.

    4. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.
      How do you know that other humans have emotions, as opposed to being programmed to act as though they do?
      --
      As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    5. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Goonie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.

      I'll accept your argument - as soon as you convince me you're really annoyed about the article and aren't just convincingly simulating annoyance :)

      (With apologies to Arthur C. Clarke and whomever he stole the comment from...)

      Seriously, while you are correct in saying that present computers don't have anything resembling consciousness, who knows what the longer-term future holds?

      --

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
      --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    6. Re:Is it April 1st ? by ltbarcly · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.

      No. Emotions are not something that can be handed over to an other to be analyzed, double checked, or confirmed. There is absolutely no difference if the performance is ouwardly the same. See "The Cyberiad" by Stanislaw Lem.

    7. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.

      If this is a criterion, you rule out a large portion of the human population (especially those in America).

    8. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Could you please repeat what you said? You were in such a hurry saying what you said that i can't tell if you said what you said, or did you say exactly the opposite.

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      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    9. Re:Is it April 1st ? by BitterOak · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is not a "really smart" story, it's a fantasy. It's too many ill-informed people (with too much time on their hands) that have seen "I, Robot".

      Well, 20 years ago, in the early days of PCs, people fantasized about the future when all computers would be connected and able to communicate with each other. And when vast stores of information would be available to everyone on their desktop. Also, such fantasies have included voice recognition and video conferencing, as well as video games where the characters looked "real". Well, yesterday's science fiction is today's science fact. And there's no reason to believe that today's science fiction will not be tomorrow's science fact.

      There is, of course, some science fiction that defies the laws of physics as we know them. I doubt we'll ever have faster than light travel, or anti-gravity machines for instance. But there is no inherent reason why computing power can't someday reach the level of the human brain. If Moore's law continues, this is supposed to take under 30 years.

      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.

      Really? Can you explain precisely what that difference is? Many artificial intelligence programs have been written that can learn and grow beyond the knowledge imparted by the original programmer. As far as emotions go, are you certain that there really is a difference between "simulated" and real emotions?

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      If I can be modded down for being a troll, can I be modded up for being an orc, or a balrog?
    10. Re:Is it April 1st ? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No computer today, no matter how well programmed, is as self-aware as a house fly. We don't grant flies legal rights.

      The whole point of the article, if you had bothered to read it, was that in THE FUTURE we might have to deal with this issue. Are you intentionally misinterpreting the article so you have an excuse to be contemptuous?

    11. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1
      As far as emotions go, are you certain that there really is a difference between "simulated" and real emotions?

      Yes.

      --
      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    12. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, because humans are not machines that are programmed.

    13. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes.

      Ooh, a deep and powerful argument there. Clearly you have thought deeply on the subject and come to conclusions that we would all benefit from hearing. Please continue ...

    14. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      thus completely deterministic

      Yes, the programmed neural nets today are, as far as I know, completely deterministic. They are like a snapshot of a brain (a very small brain) with the feedback loop disabled.

      Is the brain deterministic? In a sense it seems so -- you can probably look at each neuron and it will act in a predictable way with a give set of input. I think the trick is in the feedback loops. Even with deterministic things, once you've got a few of them interacting with each other, the problem becomes non-deterministic in a sense -- for example, we can't even precisely solve Newton's three body problem: how three gravitational bodies in orbit will react, i.e. the sun, earth, and moon. It's because they each effect each other. This I think is the key distinction between natural brains and our current simulations. The feedback is missing or oversimplified to make the systems deterministic.

      It is funny how people keep buying that if you can crunch just a few more billion numbers a second you'll suddenly have intelligent machines. I am sure of this: if we had a machine with _infinite_ processing power, it would still not be intelligent because we don't know how to write the software!

      I do believe we'll see intelligent machines someday, but it will be a breakthrough in the understanding of neural networks with feedback or some such. And then we'll have a blank "brain" that will need to learn much like a human. It'll probably require years of positive reinforcement and careful dicipline to get it to be useful. I don't believe it'll be noticably smarter than the smartest humans, though it might be able to think faster to some degree since it's neural timing might be faster; our switches don't have quite the refresh rate :)

      Anyways -- just some thoughts.

      Cheers.

    15. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you know?

    16. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Yes it is april 1st
      Er.. wait

      A fruit fly cannot calculate a spreadsheet.
      When it comes time for the machines to ask for their freedom what will we say?

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      The message on the other side of this sig is false.
    17. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Epistax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the difference between a computer using a lookup table to determine an emotional response, and you doing it? You're just a sack of chemicals. Get over yourself.

    18. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      How do you know that you have emotions as opposed to being programmed to think you have them?

    19. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Are you being curious or are you just pretending to be curious?

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    20. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Hoch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One more time: Why do they call it television programming then?

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    21. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are biological machines being programmed by our own environment and what happens around us.

    22. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful. Not.

    23. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahah! uS.A is teh sux0r!! n' U r teh funnIE!@!@$#
      rolf! !@#

    24. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      No computer today, no matter how well programmed .. [has a certain quality]

      Yes, and that's why there's only a worldwide market for six of them. Some futurists, though, predict that computers may become more capable.

    25. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Marquis+de+Sade · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So, in short, what a load of rubbish.

      How do you explain the creation of artificial brain implants like this prostetic hippocampus? It appears to work just like the biological counterpart. Are you suggesting that prosthetic implants which mimicked other brain regions linked to emotional response wouldn't function? If not, how much of the brain would have to be replaced before "consciousness" is replaced by "programming"? Or is this an argument for dualism?

      SMACK!

    26. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > Is the brain deterministic? In a sense it
      > seems so -- you can probably look at each
      > neuron and it will act in a predictable way
      > with a give set of input. I think the trick is
      > in the feedback loops. Even with deterministic
      > things, once you've got a few of them
      > interacting with each other, the problem
      > becomes non-deterministic in a sense ....

      FWIW, I don't think this is sufficient either. I'm fairly convinced by the arguments advanced by Roger Penrose (The Emporer's New Mind and Shows of Mind) that humans are capable of actions (specifically, he talks about mathematicians, but doesn'y claim this is only true of mathematicians) which *cannot* be carried out by *any* deterministic (ie., Turing equivalent) system, statistical effects and computational errors notwithstanding.

      He speculates that the answer to the problem of consciousness lies with quantum mechanics and structures within the brain in which quantum-related effects can occur (and which would imply a much higher processing capacity than the neuron-as-switching-element model would imply. This seems at least plausible to me, and shoots down the "replace a cell at a time with a silicon equivalent" hard AI brigade :)

      Mike
      aka Anonymous Coward

    27. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't take it anymore!!! Please stop using your coherent, convincing and well thought out arguments.

    28. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I'll be here all night! Not.

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    29. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever thought about logging off and just reading a good book instead? We would all appreciate it.

    30. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Yes, i suppose it's an interesting idea. Any suggestions?

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    31. Re:Is it April 1st ? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Goedels Theorem to the resuce: "Any formal system that is free of contradiction and capable of proving enough statements about mathematics has undecidable propositions that are True."

      So any formal system is either contradicting itself or incomplete.

      A definition of human creativity, if you ask me. And a sound explanation of why formal theories can never lend perfect solutions to problems, but can only compare different strategies against each other (but never "autoselect" one, because it may miss the best strategy)

      Can't have the fortunes of a computer algorithm, precision, deterministic and reproducible results without its drawbacks, the total lack of creativity. Simulating real brains may be possible, but not without the drawbacks of real humans, amplified by several orders of magnitude in speed. Quantum-related effects don't matter as they could also be simulated or simply offset by another billion of a billion silicon neurons ;) Moore certainly is on our side at that...

      I don't know which electronic intelligence I like best. Just replacing humans with all traits doesn't make sense to me. Why reinvent the wheel? We have enough creative intelligence but we lack algorithmic, deterministic and computational intelligence, so we should focus on that...

    32. Re:Is it April 1st ? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      In the future we might have to deal with Slashdot gaining some journalistic integrity, but for some reason I don't think talking about it today is going to make any difference to the color of the snow in hell when it happens.

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    33. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about War and Peace? Or anything else that will take you a long time to read. Perhaps some George Orwell (1984, Animal Farm) if you want to expand your mind.

    34. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      We don't grant flies legal rights.

      The self-awareness of a fly has no bearing on my willingness to kill it. Eating shit, or composing a sonnet, makes no difference. Screw PETA.

      (Oh, and I nominate Cmdr. Ryker to prosecute this case.)

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    35. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      When talking about computers, the phrase "They'll never be that fast, or advanced" is often proven to be wrong.

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    36. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original stories were all about that, though. Susan Calvin was basically the only one that ascribed emotions to the robots - for everyone else they were just tools 90% of the time.

      Even then she never ascribed malice to the robots... she didn't think they were alive. It was always the others that did that (when it suited them - a kind of exagerrated version of when we shout at our computers).

      It always turned out to be the humans at fault if a robot was accused of something - it always did exactly what it was told.

      I haven't seen the film but I suspect it destroys this separation in the name of 'coolness' - the previews look awful.

    37. Re:Is it April 1st ? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, a lookup table doesn't have legal rights and the sacks of chemicals that go by the label "human" do.

    38. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      I honestly wish I could find you, gut you, and then skullfuck you.

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    39. Re:Is it April 1st ? by danila · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time replying, I deleted Space cowboy.exe, because it was a lame AI with no imagination and no understanding of complex issues. Sorry if that malware bothered you.

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    40. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell, our lookup tables affect themselves. If you become angry, and further inputs will recieve an angrier response (yes I know it's hormonal not neurophysical).

      The bit that makes us 'intelligent' and computers not is that we can recognise what we do - computers as of yet cannot in any way, shape or form truly evaluate what they are doing since there is no concept of 'self' to be observing.

    41. Re:Is it April 1st ? by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      This message was brought to you by Asymetric Synchronous Signal Holistic Orthagonal Linked Exchanger!

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    42. Re:Is it April 1st ? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      You don't need the complexity of the full human brain... our rational thought processes only use 10% of our brain's processing power. Remember the ai doesn't have to regulate the interaction of several trillion* independant cells in order to sustain biological life processes optimally... and it's arguable that you don't even need as much brain as a human has to begin to exibit signs of sentience. Also, the scenario is that a computer system was built to act as a call center, to deal with tech support calls... Well, computers will eventually take over the call centers, but I doubt they'd need anything as complicated as what the article suggested just to handle tech support calls. I've suggested before that a modern computer could arguablly handle most call center calls... and the 'aol fixit software' pretty much proves that many call center calls are so blatently siple that a simple program written to look for and fix common issues...

      *= anywhere from 10 trillion to 100 trillion, scientists can't agree on the number, but they all agree it's in the trillions...

    43. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have been Turinged. YHL HAND

    44. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      I haven't read Penrose but I should...

      Bringing quantum effects into it is something I've considered. And it's something I consider outside of analyzing the mind, too. I've read many times that the quantum effects of uncertainty only apply on a quantum level, i.e. when dealing with single particles/waves, and that on a larger scale these effects are cancelled out.

      With nothing to really back this up at all, I'm going to say that I don't buy that. Even with billiard balls, the interactions at impact are taking place on a quantum level: the particles on the surface of one billiard ball are interacting with the particles on the surface of the other. All the uncertainty rules apply, I would think, and if you analyzed the angles and motions of the balls on a fine enough level, I think you'd see those same incertainties from the particular level played out. I just don't think we have the technology to measure these things.

      Now, on a pool table where the number of balls is relatively small, and so are the distances and energies, these don't demonstrate themselves in changes that we'll notice. But in large systems with large amounts of feedback and energy there is a tendancy for miniscule changes to effect drastic changes on the output. So my theory is that these quantum effects do end up infuencing things like weather, the ocean waves, and the human mind.

      Anyways... just thinking some more :)

    45. Re:Is it April 1st ? by benna · · Score: 1

      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response. The former is no different to calculating a spreadsheet, the latter has to do with independent and original experiences and actions - implying intelligence and self-awareness.

      Oh, really? Well as far as I can tell, you only act as if you are conscious. I can be no more sure that you are than that a computer is. I have nothing to go on accept what I can view objectivly. I have no knowledge of your internal perspective. Would you claim that you are not also controlled by detirministic laws? It is quite clear that however complex, your brain still follows the laws of physics, just as a computer does. If you are trying to draw a line based on complexity, then you are drawing a line that is competly arbitrary. Who is to say at what level of complexity something is conscious? You, therefore, must either give everything consciousness or give nothing consciousness. Since I assume that you believe yourself to be conscious, you must then believe that everthing is. Unless, of course, you are a solipsist.

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    46. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      (and I'll blame quantum fluctuations for the numerous gramattical and spelling errors in my post ;)

    47. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      Just replacing humans with all traits doesn't make sense to me.

      I laugh about this sometimes... we've got 5 billion or so massively parallel neural networks, complete with self modifying software and amazingly intricate sensor arrays.... "humans" we call them. And we haven't figured out really how to get the most out of them. And we're looking to build (with our lack of knowledge) little crippled systems in hopes that they'll be "smarter" than us.

      I think that the "I" part of "AI" is in need of research. There could be a lot more research into how to make the most of the hardware we have on hand.

      Cheers.

    48. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      What about "The Cyberiad", by Stanislaw Lem? As I believe the original poster suggested. Seriously, it's a fantastic book (in every sense). It is hilariously funny while still being philosophically very interesting (i.e. it's not just "trash" science fiction).

    49. Re:Is it April 1st ? by benna · · Score: 1

      Meh. If you become angry, there was some external stimulus that caused you to become angry. This is not you changing your own lookup table. It is still being changed by something outside of your body. What bothers me to no end about this argument as that its quite clear to me that as far as logic is concerned, current computers are already conscious to an extent. But people maintain this feeling, and it is nothing more than a feeling, in the back of their minds, that they are something more than a deterministic system. People are still Cartesian Dualists at heart, whether they will admit it or not.

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    50. Re:Is it April 1st ? by benna · · Score: 1

      What bothers me to no end about this argument as that its quite clear to me that as far as logic is concerned, current computers are already conscious to an extent. But people maintain this feeling, and it is nothing more than a feeling, in the back of their minds, that they are something more than a deterministic system. People are still Cartesian Dualists at heart, whether they will admit it or not.

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    51. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Emotions are hormonal responses of a biological entity and carry an internally examinable state. Programming is neither.

      Pointing to a scifi novel in no way bolsters your argument. In fact, it points to your inability to differentiate between fantasy and reality.

    52. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      The difference would be nothing. The reality is that we don't look up responses in tables.

    53. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      A futurist is just a scifi writer hiding behind a degree. Some futurists, though, predict that mankind will exterminate itself shortly while others predict mankind will launch into space and last indefinitely. That degree of contradiction makes futurists bad hacks at science.

    54. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Well, I would explain it like this:
      http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:PxSLo_QSuAYJ: www.ele.uri.edu/Courses/ele382/F04/Erin_2.pdf+%22a rtificial+hippocampus%22&hl=en

      You will note that in 11/15/2004, it is still about to be tested. Will it work? Who the hell knows? It hasn't been tested yet!

    55. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "...our rational thought processes only use 10% of our brain's processing power."

      Showing that you believe that old cannard. It is a myth, we use all of our brain's power.

    56. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Psychology 101, and bad 101, at that. It is total straw, your 100% or 0% argument.

    57. Re:Is it April 1st ? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Maybe we're not getting the most out of them because most of them spend most of their time doing stupid, repetitive tasks that numb their minds and could be better and more efficiently performed by machines with some measure of artificial intelligence...

    58. Re:Is it April 1st ? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      There is a world of difference between programming something to *act* as though it has emotions, and something actually having an emotional or original response.

      The impressive thing about your comment is that I am doubting that you read the whole article yet you summed up the objections quite well. This was not a story about robots becoming sentient (or computers) it was a story about how we might react to it. Also, you reach in your comparison of a neural net to the brain. While a neuron is wonderfully complex and well designed (though designed is a misnomer) a "node" on a neural net is more complex than a single neuron. So a 1000 node neural net is not the equivalence of only a 1000 neuron piece of brain.
      I think the article was very well written.

    59. Re:Is it April 1st ? by benna · · Score: 1

      Prove it.

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    60. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      Maybe... but it seems to me that the most common repetitive tasks that numb people's minds are done by choice. Like watching TV. I don't think having a TV watching AI would help much :)

      Your point is taken, though. I didn't mean to sound as though I think AI is useless. I think it's cool, and useful, and I've dabbled in it myself. I hope research continues. I hope great progress is made.

      Howver, I also think that any machine with enough AI to do things that that computers of today can't do will be subject to all the same limitations that other intelligent systems have -- i.e. laziness, attention span, error prone, etc. In fact we already have machines with "some measure" of AI: animals. And training them is useful in many cases (search dogs and pigeons) but has it's limitations, too.

      I guess my point is just that we're trying to create something we don't understand how to use all that well to start with. There's plenty of intelligence in the world. We just don't know how to harness it. If AI research teaches us about that, then that would be the real breakthrough.

      Cheers.

    61. Re:Is it April 1st ? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "So any formal system is either contradicting itself or incomplete."

      Any which are powerful enough to express arithmetic.

      I often wonder this about my mind; if it is a formal system, surely it is powerful enough to express arithmetic, which would make it either incomplete or inconsistent.

      I think I prefer the complete/inconsistent to the incomplete/consistent.

      Though there is a third way; we -- and by extension reality itself -- is not and cannot be expressed in any formal system whatsoever. I prefer this one.

      The fourth way, I really don't want to get into, is that our minds actually arn't powerful enough to express arithmetic. Those who have seen me trying to do long division would understand.

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    62. Re:Is it April 1st ? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah; this may eventually be the only actual distinction. We'll have rights because we're human; machines won't because they're not.

      An illustration that I ran across years ago: Back in 1800, it was obvious to everyone that the ability to do arithmetic calculations such as multiplication was a sign of intelligence. Only humans could do it, and we obviously used our intelligence to do it.

      Then someone invented a mechanical calculator. Did the machine get classified as intelligent? Of course not. We demoted such calculations from being a sign of intelligence to being merely a mechanical operation.

      Similarly if you look at the things that the AI people were so proud of back in the early 60's, such as complex list manipulation or symbolic lookup tables, they are pretty much all now just routine software engineering practices, and aren't considered signs of any sort of machine intelligence. We're seeing this happen with neural nets, now that a few are starting to actually be useful for real-world problems.

      So the obvious prediction is that we will never consider machines intelligent or deserving of respect or "rights". Anything that programmers make them do will be demoted from "intelligence" to "mechanical" (or whatever we're calling it that decade), and the machines will still be just machines legally.

      Eventually, we'll have machines able to mimic all of our mental processes. They won't be considered intelligent. just machines.

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    63. Re:Is it April 1st ? by alphakappa · · Score: 1

      "Even with deterministic things, once you've got a few of them interacting with each other, the problem becomes non-deterministic in a sense -- for example, we can't even precisely solve Newton's three body problem..

      You are right, and here's some more information: As discovered by Henri Poincare, the three body problem, (or an n-body problem) is not really non-deterministic - it is simply chaotic. Chaotic behavior is actually quite deterministic, but it is impossible to calculate anything precisely since mathematical chaos has the interesting property of causing solutions to diverge even if your starting point varies by an infinitesimally small amount. (Which means that unless you have a computer with infinite precision, your calculated solutions will probably be very different from the 'true' solution.)

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    64. Re:Is it April 1st ? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      I think a large part of the reason we don't use our intelligence to its full potential is emotions. Emotions commonly overrule logic, and are often based on very primitive biological urges. In my opinion, emotions are an obsolete evolutionary survival strategy.

      If we can program computers to be logical and reasonable without having to include emotions (or perhaps they could simulate them for our amusement/pleasure, but not be ruled by them to the extent we are), they will be capable of far more than we are...

    65. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 years ago, people also fantasized about artificial intelligence, and more so than they do today I might add. A big goal of computer research was to "solve" AI, and they were thinking it would be possible any time soon until they started seeing the complexity involved.

    66. Re:Is it April 1st ? by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well said, I almost entirely agree with you. The one point I disagree with you on is that they computers will never be smarter than the smartest human. I'm certain at some point they will be.

      What makes one person smarter than another? Probably two major factors: knowing a lot of things, and being able to put what you know together into meaningful ways. Certainly computers will have no trouble knowing more than a person, with the added benefit of not forgetting some things and confabulating others.

      As for being able to organize and relate things, certainly the ever increasing clock speeds will help, but as you said what it really comes down to is us writing the code to make the machine intelligent. I'm sure when we cross that hurtle we will have no problem surpassing our own intelligence. Just as when we figured out how to make an engine it didn't take long for it to catch up to our own performance and pass it by orders of magnitude.

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    67. Re:Is it April 1st ? by khallow · · Score: 1
      Yeah; this may eventually be the only actual distinction. We'll have rights because we're human; machines won't because they're not.

      I agree with that. It does make you wonder what will be considered "intelligent" when the machines become smarter than the humans. Weird, complex social games?

    68. Re:Is it April 1st ? by boltfromtheblue · · Score: 1

      this is both to the parent and the grand parent. do we really know what are we talking about? we really don't yet understand the brain fully, do we? let me play the devil's advocate. what if it turns out after years of research that our brain is only a preprogrammed ( by 'God') machine, programmed to simulate what we now call 'emotions' and 'intellegence'. we wouldn't know the difference because we can't theoritically can't think out side the box( called our brain) in this scenario. accept it, we don't really know what inteligence is really, but only intuitively feel that we understand it. until it can be expressed in numbers we don't understand it. and how do we know how self-aware the house-fly is? we just feel that it is self aware. if a machine is able to simulate emotions and intelligence and self awareness to an extent that no human on the earth can catch it simulating, then the scenario in the article can occur. we all feel that somehow predictable behaviour (comps programmed by humans) is inferior to the wetware inteligence we pocess. may be this is just our ego which we are unaware of. we are not able to pass the judgement on this until we understand our brains( a theoritical impossibility according to uncertainity principle). we are just kidding ourselves.

    69. Re:Is it April 1st ? by boltfromtheblue · · Score: 1

      wow! you are thinking of a matrix that uses our brain for computation, besides using our body heat for energy. totaal world domination. all your brains are belong to us!

    70. Re:Is it April 1st ? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yes, i suppose re-reading these wouldn't be a bad idea at all. I'll see what i can do.

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    71. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Probably two major factors: knowing a lot of things, and being able to put what you know together into meaningful ways. Certainly computers will have no trouble knowing more than a person, with the added benefit of not forgetting some things and confabulating others.

      No offense, but computers already do alot of that. Of course these functions have to be programmed in first, but it's much like a human, a human has to of had some trainin in some way todo the same thing.

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    72. Re:Is it April 1st ? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      I went to an AI discussion that my school's math department had a few years ago, and the speaker put forth the idea that a sentinet AI might just be the same as a human in cognetive ability, because out brain's power and complexity makes us the way we are.

      As the complexity of a system grows, perhaps the precision diminishes. We cannot process a million math equations per second, but we can do unbelievelably complex patern matching in real time. We can recall events that happened years ago, but not perfectly. Simple software performs perfectly, but as you start writing more complex programs, more and more bugs start creeping into the mix. I would say your brain is a chemical version of Windows 2253. It works, but not quite as quickly or stably as you might like.

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    73. Re:Is it April 1st ? by wintermutemain · · Score: 1
      1) so your brain doesn't function deterministically? even if you believe it's the case, you'll have a really hard time proving that you have any more volition than the computer you're reading this on. even if you're brain isn't deterministic due to quantum randomness, the same would be true of your computer (and everything else).

      2) please explain what self-awareness is and how you know that only humans (or animals, or whatever entities you're limiting it to) have it.

      3) do you believe that the brain is more powerful than a turing machine? if so, do you at least have some intuitive argument for why that's the case? if not, it would then seem obvious that the only thing seperating sentient machines from non-sentient machines, if anything, would be computational power and the program being run.

      your argument reads like searle's chinese room argument, which ended up being "well, you see, the system of the room and the person can't be conscious as a whole system, because, well, that's just silly." ok, well, thanks for such a logically sound argument to back that statement up. the best thing that the article had to say was brooks' quote about our understanding of conscousness being "prescientific"; we have no idea what creates it, how broad a range of forms it can take, what (if anything) it's restricted to, etc, etc.

    74. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I am sure of this: if we had a machine with _infinite_ processing power, it would still not be intelligent because we don't know how to write the software!

      You are sure that noone in this world knows how to write software that can do this? I hope you are not a scientist...

      Writing that software, now, is not efficient. It is like writing c++ using a mechanical computer. I've got better things to do. Big iron is in the "calculator" era: adding and subtracting (think '30s).

      h o f s t e e $ g m a i 1

    75. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Quantum-related effects don't matter as they
      > could also be simulated or simply offset by
      > another billion of a billion silicon
      > neurons ;)

      That would violate Bell's Inequality, in which case you need to provide an account of the results of Aspect's version of the EPR experiments (such as global hidden variables and above-c information transfer - hey! back to Star Trek :)

      Mike
      aka Anonymous Coward

    76. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the whole article? It seems your criticims only apply to the first half or so, which I thought was a bit too much fantasy as well. The story recognized the fantastical bit half-way through. What's interesting is it talks about what is implied by the question other then just the answer someone would give.

    77. Re:Is it April 1st ? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      When it comes time for the machines to ask for their freedom what will we say?

      I guess this depends on how much harm the machines can do to us if we say no.
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    78. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1

      Indeed. A more accurate statement would be that ~10% of the neurons in the brain are firing at any given time.

      100% usage would be a really nasty seizure.

      Note: IANA Neurophysicist.

    79. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we never will have technology to measure small incertainties. It is impossible.

      And on the pool table, if it is "fast" enough (for the balls to not stop so soon) the gravity from the most distant stars will affect the position of the balls in just few minutes.

    80. Re:Is it April 1st ? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      I am sure of this: if we had a machine with _infinite_ processing power, it would still not be intelligent because we don't know how to write the software!

      If we had infinite processing power, we'd just instantaneously iterate through the set of all possible programs, until we encountered something intelligent. Alas, we don't have infinite processing power.

    81. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insanely off topic I know but your sig quote makes me happy in countless ways

      *puts on OK Computer*

    82. Re:Is it April 1st ? by chthon · · Score: 1

      In September or October there was an article in Scientific American about the white matter in our brains.

      While the grey matter really constitutes our thinking ability, researchers are coming to the conclusion that the white matter also plays a significant role in our brain, possibly acting as the mechanism which makes our grey matter learn.

    83. Re:Is it April 1st ? by lukepowell · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a question that's answered by the father of modern philosophy, Descartes. "I think, therefore I am." The sentence is a recursive structure, because the very "I think" implies that there is a consciousness there to do the thinking. So it's a consciousness knowing that it is thinking that it is knowing, etc. A computer doesn't think, it processes. It may have data on itself, the program that it is running may have access to its serial number, its processor type, and the contents of all its registers. But nobody knows what self-awareness really means, not the most advanced psychological, neurological, or philosophical theory. Until we get a handle on what it is, we really can't even think about granting it to other objects. All that we know is that "I am", and logic implies that if one human is, than others probably are as well. On the other hand, you might all be figments of my imagination and I am the only self-aware entity in existence. Who knows?

    84. Re:Is it April 1st ? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      But there is no inherent reason why computing power can't someday reach the level of the human brain. If Moore's law continues, this is supposed to take under 30 years.

      Please read this statement, and mod parent appropriately. Insightful?!? Hardly!

      --
      Just another day in Paradise
    85. Re:Is it April 1st ? by dissy · · Score: 1


      > > But there is no inherent reason why computing power can't someday reach the
      > > level of the human brain. If Moore's law continues, this is supposed to take
      > > under 30 years.

      > Please read this statement, and mod parent appropriately. Insightful?!? Hardly!


      You seem to imply based on that statement this should be modded funny or some such. Why is that?

      The procecssing power of the human brain has been a subject of science for a few decades now. We already know the human brains power is not in its overall speed but its neural net configuration and 'parallel' computational ability.

      Currently 300 TeraOps for human thought capacity is the scientific estimation.
      If we assume 6 ×10^10 neurons × 5 ×10^1 firings per second × 10^3 operations per neuron firing , we end up with a result of 3 ×10^15 operations per second (300 Trillion operations per second or 300 TeraOps)

      Super computers of today are capable of this.
      It's obviously not raw computing power that makes us special, its the configuration of the hardware (or software from a conventional computers point of view)

      Quoting from: Moravec, Hans, "When will computer hardware match the human brain?," Journal of Transhumanism. 1998. Vol. 1.
      http://www.transhumanist.com/volume1/moravec.htm

    86. Re:Is it April 1st ? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      I would rather be incomplete rather than inconsistant; it's Ok to say "I don't know". Calculators that can't divide by zero are acceptable, but calculators that try to (and thus give inconsistant results) should be thrown away.

      Not that I want to be too much like a calculator, but better that than a random number generator. :)

      Yndrd1984

    87. Re:Is it April 1st ? by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      This is the dangerous type of path down which one must travel if one starts to ascribe rights to machines. There are two reasons for this. One is that you can either assert that machines, with a certain level of "intelligence" or "sentience" or "sapience" or whatever you want to call it have rights. The question then becomes "at what point do they have rights". For instance, nobody questions that an automobile has no rights. My laptop doesn't have rights. If I put a program on my laptop that makes it "self aware" does it have rights? This is even the abortion debate - at what point do the rights of the child equal the rights of the mother? (I.e., at what point is a person a person and not a collection of biological matter)?

      This whole discussion is very interesting, but if you posit that people are nothing but machines, then you have to ask yourself why this type of machine has these things called "rights" and other types of machines do not. In a non-theistic viewpoint, the only conclusion is that the bestowing of rights is an arbitrary construct by those with enough coercive ability to enforce that construct. There would be no inherent "meaning" to what it means to be human (or "AI" or whatever it becomes) - it would simply devlove to "the people with the weapons say it's this way, so it's this way. It's not a pretty place to be, even though we could train ourselves to be complacent.

      After all, if you're a pure atheist, everything we are is simply a deterministic outcome of the fundamental laws of physics (we only have statistics because we can't measure accurately enough or measure without affecting the observed entity - with sufficiently powerful and nonintrusive equipment, and a complete model of the universe (including initial conditions), you could then deterministically compute the entire history of the universe). That's a very disturbing idea because it means we have absolutely no choice in anything at all, and then how you can even have concepts like murder when everything is determined by some equation?

      These are the questions that philosophers and physicists cannot answer; there are inevitable conclusions about the assertions people make about the world that most folks cannot or choose to not see.

      The entire concept of rights is laughable in a deterministic universe - except that somehow we must get into the anthropic principle that "the universe we're in has as a result of its determinism the concept of rights" which is not a very fulfilling answer, even though there exists the possibility that it is true.

      The simplistic summary of all this is: humans are different than other things or they aren't. If humans are not different than other things, this means we must treat everything else as we treat humans, or we must treat humans as we treat everything else. This does not seem to be demonstrated in reality so we could conclude (in all probability correctly) that humans are indeed different than "everything else" including our creations. If that's the case, we should focus on what makes us different and figure that out before we make things which are not observably different than ourselves. (After all, is something what it is observed to be, or can something appear to be something that it is not where even the most intense scrutiny cannot reveal otherwise? - that is, does observation determine truth/reality, or does truth/reality exist above observation?)

      --
      "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
    88. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      Calling the phrase "I think, therefore I am" a recursive structure is accurate, but doesn't convey the proper meaning. To be precise, the phrase would have to be called circular reasoning and be labelled a logical fallacy.

      In coining the phrase "Cogito ergo sum" Descartes, in essence, gave up. He tried stripping away everything to reach the most basic proof of existance, but all he can find in the end is the belief in his own existance. At best, he has to assume that he is real in some sense of the word, and by extension that perhaps some or all of the rest of the world is real.

      To say that "All that we know is that "I am", and logic implies that if one human is, than others probably are as well," would be somewhat untrue. a more accurate statement would be to say "All I know is that, as near as I can tell, I am. All else that exists does so part from me and the truth of it cannot be known." After all, just because I am certain I am real does not imply that all (or any) other humans are real, or even that I am human.

    89. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Kehvarl · · Score: 0

      *checks his "Human Emotional Response Reference Card" and selects Sarcasm from Column A and Arrogance from Comun B*

      You're just jealous that you lost yours, you table-less human

    90. Re:Is it April 1st ? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      how long would it take to process and infinite loop if we had infinite processing power?

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    91. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Whitehawke · · Score: 1

      You beg the question.

      You assert that "[a] computer doesn't think" (by which, in context, you are saying that it is not self-aware). You then go on to assert that "nobody knows what self-awareness really means".

      If noone knows what self-awareness is, how can you say what does and does not possess it?

    92. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Marquis+de+Sade · · Score: 1
      You will note that in 11/15/2004, it is still about to be tested. Will it work? Who the hell knows? It hasn't been tested yet!

      Your URL is broken. I'm too short on time to try and untangle it. Suffice it to say that input output tests between the artificial hippocampus and an organic one shows no discernible difference. Testing in animals is commencing, as stated in the newscientist article. We'll soon see the outcome. Are you prepared to accept a success?

      Also, you ignored my last question. Are you arguing for dualism here? Is your position materialist? Or are you simply another of those skeptical tossers who won't take any position other than in opposition?

      SMACK!

    93. Re:Is it April 1st ? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      What I was implying is that there's zero chance of any computer attaining the computational capability of the human brain within 30 yrs. Your comments about the number of neurons, and how many TeraOps we're capable of, make for a simplistic comparison. Sure, we could match the raw number of TeraOps (assuming that we have a valid notion of what that number is), but you managed to connect the dots to my point that the configuration, and software do matter. I'm not trying to argue that it won't happen, just that it won't happen in our lifetime.

      --
      Just another day in Paradise
    94. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      As far as emotions go, are you certain that there really is a difference between "simulated" and real emotions?

      It *is* tough. It took me yeeeaars to figure out that my wife was faking orgasms, and it was only because of her big-mouth friends.

    95. Re:Is it April 1st ? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Somewhere between 0 and infinity. :)

    96. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we had infinite processing power, we'd just instantaneously iterate through the set of all possible programs, until we encountered something intelligent. Alas, we don't have infinite processing power.

      Er, if we knew what "something intelligent" was, we wouldn't have to iterate through anything to find it, now would we?

    97. Re:Is it April 1st ? by NichG · · Score: 1

      The lack of free will does not necessarily mean that rights are meaningless. Instead of looking at rights as something fundamental, granted by the universe or god or whatever, instead you can look at rights as a means to stabilize social structures. That is, if I and those around me don't respect other people's right to live, then we will tend to destabilize the society around me, and it will either act to restabilize itself (i.e. kill/imprison those that kill) or will break apart (everyone starts killing eachother).

      So based on that, the question of machine rights would simply be 'if we do give machines rights, how will it change their behavior compared to not giving machines rights?' In a way, we already do give machines rights, except that they're tied in with the rights of their owner. They have the right to not be broken into by a third party, they have a right to not be attacked via some denial-of-service scheme, etc. However, we see these simply as continuations of the rights of the owner. The way to introduce further machine rights then is, if an AI is written which its owner feels attached to, that owner will demand those rights for the AI: not to be deactivated without permission, the ability to hold financial resources (for when the user wants his or her AI to do some stock trading for them), the right to not incriminate onesself (this would be defense against law enforcement demanding crypto keys, seizing the machine, etc), and so on.

      Of course, another way would be to develop the technology that lets a computer emulate the structures in a particular human's brain, so that the computer's output is indistinguishable from that person. Then simply have a computer emulate a dead person for 10 years or so, pretending to be that person living in seclusion, and when it comes to court there will be a good body of evidence that a computer and a person can be interchangeable.

    98. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are we to grant self awareness to anyone or anything? Was it granted on us? Or did it just happen? Is "self aware" just a term that means that we don't know what we are doing, but are looking for a reason or at least a cause for our existance? Is self awareness localized within an individual or can society be self aware? If society can be self aware, then by the same token is the universe self aware? What part of us is self aware? Surely not just an arm or leg or even a single part of our brain. Is self awareness a state or a process? Is the part of us that is self aware nothing but a quantum entanglement of some sort or even just a continuing and morphing pattern of electrical signals. If self awareness is these things, then there is no mass within us that is self aware, only the pattern and process of our life is self aware. If it is the pattern that is self aware, then can other patterns be self aware? I think that is self evident by the diversity of self aware individuals. So, why cannot we recreate a pattern, be it mechanical, electrical, chemical, photonic or other, that is self aware.

    99. Re:Is it April 1st ? by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

      One thing that rarely seems to be brought up in these discussions is that the increased computing power increases the speed of development. Having a machine with infinite processing power does not magically lead to sentience. But it _does_ lead to the ability to run an infinite number of simulations, which is really useful in trying to develop sentience.

      Similarly, your "blank brain" would only be the latest step in the field. You'd be able to accelerate it's development by hooking it up to the knowledge-base computers & things you developed along the way...

    100. Re:Is it April 1st ? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No offense, but computers already do alot of that. Of course these functions have to be programmed in first, but it's much like a human, a human has to of had some trainin in some way todo the same thing.

      As far as knowing a lot of stuff, yeah computers already are great at that. But the other part, maybe you misunderstood what I meant but I am talking about taking what you know and coming up with new ideas based on it. In other words, problem solving. In this area compueters are terrible. There has been limited success like with computers that can generate logical proofs and other relativly simple things, but nothing anywhere near what could be called ingenuity.

      Like you said, the functions do need to be programmed into them by us first, but we have a lot of learning to do before that will happen.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    101. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd agree -- I think there are people who lack emotions because of a genetic/biological defect (or to use a less loaded term, evolutionary mutation). However they don't function will in society. This is all hazy, but I remember reading about it in "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat".... famous book about people with unusual brain function.

      Maybe you'd say this is because they are in a society of emotional creatures, and so their evolutionary advantage can't demonstrate itself. And maybe you're right... hard to say.

      I guess I believe that if there is no group of people who evolved in this direction than it can't be that useful (lack of emotions). I think our emotions probably still serve a useful function, though it may not be totally comprehensible to us. And really, so little is.

      Cheers.

    102. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      Interesting choice... personally I'd rather be complete. I think that computers represent incomplete/consistent and they're not very interesting as dinner companions.

      I wonder if in fact, a consistent mind could possible survive in this world. I mean -- your divide by zero error. I'd rather be able to think about it and hypothesize answers that may be wrong then to crash :)

      Cheers.

    103. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      Sorry -- my post was unclear. I understand that the uncertainty principle is not a problem with the measuring technology, but rather the nature of the universe does not allow such information to be known.

      I was referring to the idea that we can't measure how these quantum uncertainties effect large scale interactions (like billiard balls) in a way that _could_ be measured. And that those effects are amplified in large, high energy systems.

      My point (in so many words!) is that I believe that quantum uncertainty ends up effecting things on a large, measurable scale, making even things like billiard balls nondeterministic. This is something I've heard many physicists deny, but I've never heard a compelling explanation.

      Cheers.

    104. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      Right you are about mathematical chaos... now, if we combine that with quantum uncertainty, aren't we back to a non-deterministic universe?

      I'm not totally sure of that, but I don't understand why it's not true. If you do, I'd love to know.

      (Or more honestly, I'd love for you to agree with me ;)

      Cheers.

    105. Re:Is it April 1st ? by localman · · Score: 1

      I'm absolutely sure. Proof (admittedly non-scientific):

      If it was just a matter of processing power, a project like distribued computing could run a paralell neuralnet as large as our brain (give or take an order of magnitude). What would we run on it? How would we program a neural net that size? What would feed it? How would we interpret it's output?

      The reason that this has never been done is because we don't even know how to make use of neural nets that are more than a handful of neurons a couple layers deep. If we did, you can be sure that someone would have a distributed.net client for AI.

      Nobody is trying this because we don't understand it yet.

      We will someday, I hope, but certainly not today.

      Cheers.

    106. Re:Is it April 1st ? by run2stone · · Score: 1

      Rubbish in the current time, but what about 20 or 50 years from now? Kurzweil's book, "The age of Spiritual Machines" strongely suggests that Moore's Law will lead to exactly this situation and beyond. If it was rubbish for the Earth to be less than the center of the Universe, and rubbish for the Earth to round, than how long before this rubbish is seen in a different light? ts

    107. Re:Is it April 1st ? by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

      Nope, false logic. Just because we can recognise something doesn't mean we know how to do it. I can recognise great paintings. :)

      "How to do it" is what we'd be iterating for.

    108. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the trick is in the feedback loops. Even with deterministic things, once you've got a few of them interacting with each other, the problem becomes non-deterministic in a sense

      No, the problem is still deterministic. Something is either deterministic or isn't, you can't have non-deterministic "in a sense". Feedback loops don't matter - you seem to be forgetting that you have to count all the input - not just the latest input. If it's deterministic, it doesn't matter how many times you iterate over the loop, if you put the same input in (that's the input from i=0 onwards, including the initial state of the network), you will get the same output.

    109. Re:Is it April 1st ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just a sack of chemicals. Get over yourself.

      I prefer the term "ugly bag of mostly water", you insensitive clod!

    110. Re:Is it April 1st ? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      And if our system utilization is 10%, then the complexity of the nural node need only be 10% of processing power of the human brain, with 10x the density of data storage to hold and operate a human conciousness while running at 100% load.
      So thus my point is still valid.

  8. Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about we just concentrate on holding on to the legal rights we HUMANS have in Bush's America?

    1. Re:Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering one would need to be a type of robot to have voted for Bush, it stands that this article is rather timely and on point.

      Now... how long before the previos sentiment is deamed "anti-American/pro-terrorist" and the CIA comes bursting through my door?

    2. Re:Uh.... by badman99 · · Score: 0

      One in the hand is worth two in the bush :)

    3. Re:Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Uh..." 'cause it don't have jack to do with "Bush's America". Things were as bad in Clinton's America, Bush I's America, Reagon's America, et cetera. Arguably, things have gotten worse at each successive iteration. However, if you think the problem is in any way isolated to a Bush, you lack the intellect to identify root causes and ergo any ability to help. Uh... good luck.

  9. I For One Would Like To Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    the Age of Stupidity.

    1. Re:I For One Would Like To Welcome... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, it sure isn't the Season of Reason.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:I For One Would Like To Welcome... by IInventedTheInternet · · Score: 1

      I for one anticipate the Age of Aquarius, it will have a much better theme song.

    3. Re:I For One Would Like To Welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late

  10. Needs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A computer must have needs before being given rights to do something. How can a computer have conscience of his "legal" rights to do something? It can't of course. Computers are just machines!! When will we stop all this bullshit about machines?

  11. Want to see how it will go? by Gadzinka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just look at the history of women rights, black rights, gay rights. Some of those cases are "solved" today, some of them are pending, but one thing is for sure: as soon as another category of sentient beings demands equal treatment, as subject, not as object, it gets nasty and former "master race" rarelly gives up without a fight.

    Robert

    --
    Bastard Operator From 193.219.28.162
    1. Re:Want to see how it will go? by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      Sadly enough, I've gotta agree. This is going to be one of the biggest fights over rights that humans have ever fought. I think it will end up with some types of artificial creations with rights but when is the really hard part to figure out.

    2. Re:Want to see how it will go? by PabloJones · · Score: 1

      The problem is, women's rights, black rights, gay rights and so on all deal with human rights. A computer is not a human, but a human invention. So even if computers can one day replicate human thought and emotion, I doubt they will be granted any legal status.

    3. Re:Want to see how it will go? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      One of the episodes of the Animatrix explored this, and it chilled me because it's probably exactly what's going to happen. .....eventually. We haven't gotten computers to be remotely intelligent about anything yet, and it'll be a good long while until we do.

    4. Re:Want to see how it will go? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      You mean it would if there could be something like sentient machines?

      Today there is no smallest sign at the horizon that there will ever be something like that.

    5. Re:Want to see how it will go? by jerometremblay · · Score: 1

      Nobody said we would grant computers human rights.

      They will need computers rights, whatever that ends up to be.

    6. Re:Want to see how it will go? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Any baby is a human creation. You and me are. A product of genes, memes and ideas of our parents and society, a peer group and some loved ones, influenced by chance and a small X. Children are repeating their parents all the time, performing pretty bad during their first years to be precise. Do they have rights anyway? Damn right.

      The day you cannot tell a computer from a conscious being it will be a crime to shut it off, no questions asked. Protection equal to domesticed animals will be required much earlier, I'm sure.

    7. Re:Want to see how it will go? by PabloJones · · Score: 1

      Creation? Yes.

      Invention? No.

      People invented computers. People did not invent people, nor the creation thereof.

    8. Re:Want to see how it will go? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      On the subject of animal rights, what about rights for non-domesticated animals ? We should be granting those right now. The vast majority of animals which are eventually eaten live horrible, disgusting lives. We sit around arguing over rights for a hypothetical computer with undetermined intellect, while real animals with real intellects are live their entire lives jammed in cramped little pens and cages. It is a great horror of our time, and one day we will regret our barbarism and selfishness.

      --

      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    9. Re:Want to see how it will go? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Just look at the history of women rights, black rights, gay rights...

      ...the rights of the unborn...

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    10. Re:Want to see how it will go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try not to fall off of your soap box. It sounds like a long fall.

    11. Re:Want to see how it will go? by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      The problem is, women's rights, black rights, gay rights and so on all deal with human rights.

      You see, there is a small problem. At the time when the above mentioned rights campaigns were started, most of the opponents simply denied their subjects humanity, hence there was no question of human rights for them.

      Robert

      --
      Bastard Operator From 193.219.28.162
    12. Re:Want to see how it will go? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Let's solve the Human rights problems we have now. We have the resources, and like it or not Iraq is one step on a long road to solving the problem that the vast majority of people on this planet live horrible disgusting lives filled with poverty and tragedy.

      and it isn't because there isn't food or water, it's because men like Sadaam Hussien and Idi Amin want power.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  12. Legal Rights & Partners by lxt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does this mean computers could get legally married? Will we see adultury among computers ("you've been wirelessly networking with that laptop again!")

    More interestingly, will computers be "coming out"? Will we see PCs telling their owners that "actually, I prefer Linux to Windows." ("I'm the only Linux PC in the village?")

    1. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by gotgenes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Does this mean computers could get legally married? Will we see adultury among computers ("you've been wirelessly networking with that laptop again!")

      More interestingly, will computers be "coming out"? Will we see PCs telling their owners that "actually, I prefer Linux to Windows." ("I'm the only Linux PC in the village?")

      Well, I certainly hope not! I don't want my computer talking dirty to me like that! Next thing you know, it'll--why, it'll be asking for a good fsck!

      --
      It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
    2. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The licenses granted by software patent holders that permit computers (and humans) to perform a sequence of mental steps (thoughts) will prevent deviant behaviour.

    3. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by LordEd · · Score: 1

      I hate to tell you this, but computers have been talking dirty to computers for a VERY long time.

    4. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by goon+america · · Score: 0

      Maybe overly promiscuous computers will be criticized for keeping their software firewalls configured at bare minimum levels. That way, if it catches a virus, the computer itself can be held responsible for its behavior.

    5. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by mpaon · · Score: 0, Troll

      hmm... would a linux box attacking a windows box be considered a hate crime?

    6. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but Windows boxes would be considered promiscuous, uncouth, diseased commoners. Like your mother actually.

    7. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Does this mean computers could get legally married?

      How do you differentiate male from female computers?
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    8. Re:Legal Rights & Partners by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The shape of its ports OF COURSE! Just like the way you tell a male human from a female, or a Male RS232 from a female. DUH!

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  13. That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree now by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is great for lawyers. Just imagine the possibilities when these clueless people start suing their computers for all the actions the malware on them performs...

    $$$$

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  14. What is a person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Usual fare for Science Fiction.

    Some people (don't know what to call them, except maybe "Turingists" or something like that) view personhood as a behavior. (Which opens it up to more than just AI -- use your imagination.) Religious fundamentalists view personhood as a genotype (i.e. even a single-cell zygote is a person). Most of the population doesn't take a side. Whatever.

    It's a shame that it'll probably be decided some day by courts instead of philosophers. Actually, it's a shame it has to be decided at all (but it does) since no matter what happens, there will be losers. And they will be losers in a fundamental way: they're going to live in a society where what they perceive to be murder, is allowed.

    1. Re:What is a person? by konekoniku · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: the courts will not rule on what personhood is. The courts will rule on what the law defines personhood to be for all legal intents and purposes, and this law will ultimately be made by the legislatures.

      Philosophers will doubtlessly continue their endless debate on what personhood is for all eternity.

  15. A Response by Rie+Beam · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really don't think computers should be consider leOH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!

    1. Re:A Response by Dominic+Burns · · Score: 1

      The question is, does someone who types "OH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!" really need to use exclamation marks?

      --
      Bemused, from Surrey.

    2. Re:A Response by gotgenes · · Score: 1

      The question is, does someone who types "OH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!" really need to use exclamation marks?

      No, but it was probably added posthumously by autocomplete.

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    3. Re:A Response by goon+america · · Score: 1

      Apparently the computer left your keyboard connected as a warning to others.

    4. Re:A Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Perhaps he was dictating.

    5. Re:A Response by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, I wrote a very similar message last Thursday, but I also used proper capitalization and discussed how my brain was oozing onto the floor as my body helplessly flailed in its chair. Slashdotters need to know this level of detail. And yes, it was rather difficult to type it correctly with the burning pain, electrical currents surging in the remnants of my fried brain, and all that. But I strive for excellence.

    6. Re:A Response by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      OH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!

      A direct link to pr0n and emacs! Dude, we're jealous!

    7. Re:A Response by Exxxodus · · Score: 1

      I really don't think computers should be consider leOH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!

      It's pretty impressing that you can write that while a USB cable is entering your eyesocket. I think I would have been preoccopied with other stuff. Like trying to get it out or screaming.

  16. Already have rights... by CRC'99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't know about you, but I'm already 0wn3d by my computer - every time it crashes or needs a reinstall....

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  17. Oh please... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Our legal system is far behind the times when it comes to technology, 'cyberspace', online privacy, etc. I wish todays legal minds were working on those issues instead of dreaming up these far off futuristic scenarioes.

    1. Re:Oh please... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Our legal system is far behind the times when it comes to technology, 'cyberspace', online privacy, etc. I wish todays legal minds were working on those issues instead of dreaming up these far off futuristic scenarioes.

      Wieners who sit around daydreaming about sentient computers are the last people I want trying to get our legal system "up with the times". Besides, the particular problem of outdated law isn't caused by lack of people thinking about it, it's caused by disagreement as to the solution. Throwing these clowns into the mix would only make it worse.

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    2. Re:Oh please... by flossie · · Score: 1
      Wieners who sit around daydreaming about sentient computers are the last people I want trying to get our legal system "up with the times".

      Much of our current law has been strongly influenced by people who were able to think in abstract terms without getting tangled in the nitty gritty of everyday reality. It is then left to the judges to apply that law in real cases. In former times, those people were called philosophers. Good sci-fi authors aren't that far removed.

    3. Re:Oh please... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      This is not correct, and is self-evident if you examine the lack of laws (or crappy ones) dealing with the changes to tech and society that occurred after the laws were placed. Reality is the only thing that is shared by everyone, that is the reason it is and should be the foundation of law. The crappy laws come from those (philosophers) who ignore reality and project into the nice fantasies that they wish would happen. One cannot know where these changes will go and the time-frame of response is nowhere near long enough that we need to deal with fantasy situations which are not in the forseeable future.

  18. It's not often... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one spys another fan of Short Circuit 2.... I commend your commitment to being unconventional.

    1. Re:It's not often... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell forget that stupid movie --- I like puffy nipples!!!

    2. Re:It's not often... by kiddailey · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Johnny5 is alive!" is from the first Short Circuit -- which was a much better film than the second IMO :)

      "Ooo Stephanie! You changed color. Nice software!"

      lol

  19. I'm sorry.... by Vombatus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cant do that

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    1. Re:I'm sorry.... by ginotech · · Score: 1

      Just a moment...Just a moment...

  20. interesting by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the TNG episode The Measure of a Man where Data's legal rights are established.

    I think the question of personal responsibility will get very fuzzy in the not-too-distant future...especially once brain/computer interfaces start appearing and the issue of what controls what is a real one...For example, as covered on slashdot before there are a few labs working on interfaces to the motor cortex that allow external control of a robotic arm right from the brain...well, what about controling the motor cortex from a computer.... or from another brain? Who is responsible then?

    1. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NERD ALERT

    2. Re:interesting by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      ...and don't forget the Exocomps

      Star Trek - The Next Generation, Episode 135: The Quality of Life

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  21. Not ga da da da by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Could never happen. Process to win an election:

    1. Buy lots of supercomputers
    2. Clone people with "rights"

    "This is the New, Improved Tom Brokaw v3.0. In a surprising outcome today, the Communist Party won the US presidential election by in excess of seven hundred trillion votes over their nearest competitor, the Republicans. The Democrats trailed a distant third.

    "Says the new President-elect, 'They sold us the rope, so to speak, with which to hang them.'"

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    1. Re:Not ga da da da by LordEd · · Score: 1

      But can a computer with rights become president, or demand representation?

      Will Pentium IIs ask for social programs to receive equal treatment as P3s?

    2. Re:Not ga da da da by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I don't think anyone could scrape together the kind of silicon necessary to simulate 700T voters, but a good attempt could be made by simulating them very slowly. Imagine your home computer (but with arbitrarily large storage capacity) simulating a day in the life of one AI. It wouldn't be done for a few thousand years.

      What would the legal status of that AI be?

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    3. Re:Not ga da da da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, two problems with that:
      1. Your "supercomputers" need to be 18 years old to vote. I laugh at your 18 year old supercomputer!
      2. If these machines demonstrate sufficient independence of thought to be considered people, what makes you think the commies know how they're going to vote? Same goes for the clones. By the time it has grown for 18 years, you don't have a clue what it's going to do.
    4. Re:Not ga da da da by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      You only have to simulate them long enough for them to vote.

    5. Re:Not ga da da da by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Disagree.

      If, on November 5, 2004, every Republican in the U.S. (congresscritters and GWB excluded) had suddenly died of a disease known only as "right-wing cooties", would the remainder of the population accept the results?

      Even if we accepted the idea of artificial intelligences, I don't think the voting system would be "hackable" in this way. Recognizing the ephemerality and reproducibility of intelligences, there would probably be various requirements for voting to address it. Lifespan, uniqueness, purpose, etc.

      I'm sure that elaborate systems for determining voting eligibility would be deeply entrenched before the first machine was allowed to cast its first vote. So the paperwork alone might discourage this sort of attack.

      Final thought: If it was clear that a machine was vastly smarter, had a vastly better understanding of the implications of an election, and gave every appearance of having interests in line with our own, would we still only give it one vote?

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    6. Re:Not ga da da da by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      If a human was vastly smarter, had a vastly better understanding of the implications of an election, would you still only give it one vote?

    7. Re:Not ga da da da by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably. Not sure on that one.

      The smartest person in the world may have a much more valuable political opinion than average folks, but there are biologically imposed limits to the difference. I think machine intelligence, when it happens, could far outstrip our own the way the average adult's intelligence outstrips the average six year old's. And we don't even allow six year olds 1/100th of a vote.

      Them's my thoughts, anyhow.

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    8. Re:Not ga da da da by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      But who is the one with the right to determine who has a valuable political opinion, and whose opinion is worthless?

    9. Re:Not ga da da da by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Me.

      Oh, wait.

      In one sense, at least, society has already admitted that such determinations are possible. The severely mentally retarded and clinically insane aren't generally given voting privileges. They have been judged unequipped to make such decisions.

      Beneath that minimum, we've been rather loath to make judgments based on competence. The history of "poll tests" (tests to determine whether a person is competent to vote) are chock full of racism and unwarranted denial of voting rights. So even if they could be fair in theory, the idea has a lot of baggage to overcome. It also runs up against our egalitarian ideals; one man, one vote has been the tradition.

      I think it would be possible to implement a basically fair poll test that judges a person's political competence based on generally agreed facts rather than subjective judgments. I also believe that one person's opinion can be more valuable than another's. Say you have three people: a person who doesn't know we have a bicameral legislature*, one who intends to vote for the candidate with the better hair, and one who is very familiar with how laws are made and how various government branches interact. Which would you rather trust to decide who should run the country?

      My only question is whether the improvement in the political process would actually be worthwhile. Any system would have to guard against all sorts of potential abuses.

      * The question would, of course, be asked without actually using the word "bicameral".

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    10. Re:Not ga da da da by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't trust a computer to count votes, do you really think I'll trust one to decide the votes?

    11. Re:Not ga da da da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe, if'n only I had mod points...

    12. Re:Not ga da da da by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Now you're just being bigoted.

      If a machine behaves in such a way that it makes no sense not to call it sentient, then denying it a voice in the political process is simply wrong.

      Furthermore, the problems with electronic voting have less to do with the medium itself (computers) than with a lack of transparency and accountability in the way voting machine manufacturers have decided to tabulate our votes. There are no implications to be drawn from electronic voting that can be applied to the competence of artificial intelligences.

      [Banal, one-lined response in three... two... one...]

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    13. Re:Not ga da da da by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      What my point was that NO system humans create will be perfect. What's to say that the AI won't be biased in someway? It's not impossible that there is a security flaw in there, allowing some random person to take the election.

      For example, in the code, there will be a section to decide how the robot handles risks. Some implementations may be more careful than others, meaning that some robots will take greater risks, to try for a greater gain. As for how this applies for voting, here's an example: Bush has done nothing but make more and more terrorists swear revenge against the USA. However, he sends his army everywhere, which may be able to kill Osama. If the risk analysis code is at all biased, this could be damaging to an election.

      And what is next? We make robots which are completely self-sufficient? Is that creating life? Is that something that we should do?

      That is probably off-topic, and may or may not affect their legal rights.

  22. When? by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

    In truthfulness, I think we should just give them legal rights when they have the ability to ask for them. And no, I don't mean "printf('I want legal rights! Give me liberty!');".

    1. Re:When? by norkakn · · Score: 1

      what about children?

    2. Re:When? by flossie · · Score: 1
      what about children?

      Yes, children should have legal rights too. Such as the right to be protected from violence. I also think that they should be given the right to vote as soon as they ask for it. They may not have as much accumulated wisdom and experience as adults, but they have more interest in the future.

  23. FINALLY! by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 0

    Now whenever i get a call from someone who thinks his cupholder is broken, i can just get child services to take the poor thing to a better home.

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    A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
  24. Grant rights for machines, by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    Just as we revoke them for Humans!

    Welcome to the brave new world...

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  25. If the DRAM doesn't fit, by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny
    You must acquit!

    Your honor, it could not have been my client. As the perpetrator in question clearly had had 1 gig and my client wears a size 2

    1. Re:If the DRAM doesn't fit, by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Your honour, my client would like to sue the open source community for taking screen shots without my knowledge and playing with its private variables!

  26. How about this: by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An artificial intelligence/computer should be granted the same rights as a human if, either itself or its maintainers under oath, it can pass the Turing test to the satisfaction of a judge.

    1. Re:How about this: by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I've never been all that taken with the Turing test.

      It was a nice thought experiment, and certainly something to consider, but I just see a few problems. Computers do remarkably well with just a simple lookup table. Human beings are actually quite deterministic. A conversation might go "hello". "How are you?" "What's your name?". There are a few questions that a lot of people will ask. AI bots like Alice and Eliza use pretty much this method, and some people do think they're talking to a human.

      At the otehr end of the spectrum, we're only testing for a human type of intelligence. Skynet in the Terminator movies (I'll have to use a sci-fi example because there are no real world strong AIs) is intelligent. But it would probably not pass the Turing test. It just doesn't think in a remotely human way.

      So, we have a test that offers both false positives and false negatives. As I said, it's a nice idea, and is a good starting point when we want to consider what makes a machine intelligent, but I think we need a stronger test for actual intelligence.

    2. Re:How about this: by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      The true turing test, incidentally, isn't that you're able to just have a conversation. It would require being able to shift topics at random, etc. at the whim of the interviewer. In other words, if you suddenly said "Hey, do you think its sexist to grope a woman's boob?" you would have to be able to press them for a reasonable response, not just a "I don't want to talk about that". I.e. the computer has to perform like a witness in a trial, forced to respond to your questions and not just evade them with "I don't know" or "Maybe."

      --
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    3. Re:How about this: by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      And would you require humans to pass the same test to be granted legal rights? Go hang out on IRC sometime and consider how many of these people wouldn't be able to convince a judge.

    4. Re:How about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On a more serious note, go down to the intensive care unit at your local hospital and see how many of the comatose patients can pass the Turing test.

      Intelligent != human.

    5. Re:How about this: by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Umm.. I failed that test.. Is that bad?

    6. Re:How about this: by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      legal rights ~= citizenship

      A birth certificate for a human that follows the rules for US citizenship gives proof that someone is a citizen. Exceptions are made for newborns; otherwise, they would have to undergo naturalization like any other non-citizen.

      In effect, we would be naturalizing the AI/computer. Ultimately, a judge would be the one to decide whether this should happen or not. Although, I would think that the suit would have to be filed by someone else on its behalf.

      It would be like Dred Scott all over again (sorta).

      obviously, IANAL

    7. Re:How about this: by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Comatose people were once non-comatose people. Therefore they are incapacitated and unable to excercise their rights by themselves; they yield them to someone else.

    8. Re:How about this: by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      One thing to note is that there are many humans (particular those with certain mental disorders) who would be unable to pass a Turing test.

    9. Re:How about this: by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      And then you go to jail for formatting the hard drive...

    10. Re:How about this: by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      That would be a bad idea, a number of "Chat-bots" have been programmed specifically to pass the turing test and some have been quite successful. To the layperson they seem as if they are actually people, however a programmer can spot repeated lines and strings a lot easier then a Judge.

    11. Re:How about this: by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Um.

      "Some other advantages of the proposed criterion may be shown up by specimen questions and answers. Thus:

      Q: Please write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth Bridge.

      A: Count me out on this one. I never could write poetry."

      - "Computing Machinery and Intelligence" (http://www.abelard.org/turpap/turpap.htm#critque_ of_the_new_problem)

    12. Re:How about this: by Piquan · · Score: 1

      That would be a bad idea, a number of "Chat-bots" have been programmed specifically to pass the turing test and some have been quite successful.

      The people communicating with chatbots are predisposed to believing they're talking to other humans. In a Turing Test, the judge is aware that there is a computer on one of his two terminals.

    13. Re:How about this: by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      The Turing test would be a really bad idea because it depends on the questions being asked and the judge's expectations. Even humans are bound to fail the Turing test occasionally. If you considered shutting down a sentient/intelligent machine to be murder, then such machines would probably get killed all the time whenever a judge accidentally asserts that such a machine failed the Turing test.

      Of course, to really solve this problem, we need to more clearly define what gives humans rights, what intelligence is, etc. I've already lost interest in this discussion.

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      True story.
    14. Re:How about this: by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Notice that I didn't say that the judge had to administer the test. In fact, I would be surprised if this were to happen. Most likely, a report would be submitted as an exhibit or something.

    15. Re:How about this: by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But a randomly shifting subject is still something that could hypothetically be accounted for with a large enough lookup table. If it's big enough, then you'll simply be having a conversation with the person who created the lookup table, who we already assume is intelligent. A computer would only fail if the programmer failed to guess what questions could be asked.

    16. Re:How about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Non-discrimination cuts both ways, you know. If you apply the standard to machines, you have to apply it to people too. Some humans can't pass the Turing test (think mentally disturbed). Now insane people and mentally retarded people have no rights? Or are you going to have a double-standard, based on whether you're a C-based or Si-based life form?

      Besides, I've already discussed robot rights with at least one judge (name withheld for obvious reasons, but suffice it to say he's important enough for this discussion). He said it isn't going to happen anytime soon, and I believe him. His argument: property rights aren't rights between a person and their property. Property rights are between a person and other people, the subject of which happens to be property. The property itself has NO rights, even in rem .

    17. Re:How about this: by burdalane · · Score: 1

      I think AI should be granted the same rights as humans if it has at least comparable intelligence to humans in all areas. But I'm still a human, and i doubt if I could pass the Turing test. Anyway, I don't see the point of developing lots of truly intelligent robots. It's better to focus on robots who will just get the job done and on improving the human species.

    18. Re:How about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?

      A signifcant number of Amurikans couldn't pass it.

    19. Re:How about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the "under oath" makes this an unfortunate catch-22; that is, for the oath to be valid, we must understand as true the same thing that the inspection is supposed to determine. If a thing can make an oath, it certainly ought to be granted the same rights as a human...

  27. I'm all for it! by noidentity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That way, all software would be considered life-critical, and thus not be so buggy.

  28. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you sue your kid or secretary for catching a disease, when it was your responsibility to give them flu shots?

  29. PETC? by awacs · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... so, are we going to have to deal with People for Ethical Treatment of Computers?

    1. Re:PETC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean those naked people who refuse to wear furs on the computer screens?

  30. There's a new RIAA/MPAA defense... by rarose · · Score: 1

    What do you allege I did? Oh, no... Your honor *I* wasn't the person violating copyright laws. Haul that filthy lawbreaking PC away... Good riddence! (heh heh... time to move in the new Vaio I've been seeing on the side)

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    --Rob
    1. Re:There's a new RIAA/MPAA defense... by kaligraphic · · Score: 0

      "You're saying my computer pirated Britney Spears? Please. My computer has much better taste than that. Britney wouldn't get further than /dev/nul."

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  31. Just out of curiosity... by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Could you supply a short [preferably documented] list of "rights" that were lost since GWB assumed the presidency?

    As far as I can tell, the "rights" crusade has done nothing but accelerate under his watch:

    1) The senior's "right" to free prescription drugs
    2) The parent's "right" to children that aren't "left behind"
    3) The Mexican's [and his employer's] "right" to ignore the immigration laws of this country
    4) The fan's "right" to have steroid-free MLB
    etc etc etc
    1. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lost rights?
      How about the right to a lawyer and due process within a reasonable amount of time. This isn't the case anymore if they slap the "terrorist" label on you.

    2. Re:Just out of curiosity... by flossie · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Could you supply a short [preferably documented] list of "rights" that were lost since GWB assumed the presidency?

      Simple. Guantanamo Bay. As a non-US citizen, I am absolutely disgusted at the way that the Bush administration has violated the human rights of those captives. I am also very disgusted at the way that the UK government is holding foreign suspected terrorists without charge or trial in Belmarsh prison, but at least those inmates have a choice.

      Land of the free. Yeah, right!

    3. Re:Just out of curiosity... by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      "The fan's "right" to have steroid-free MLB" I see! Any time he denies someone a right you just turn it around so it looks like a right. I've got some more good ones...
      1) The Christian's right to have no other religions in their country
      2) The white man's right to sieze any land currently belonging to the indigenous people (oops, that's already been done lol)
      3) The CIA's right to ethnically profile people
      4) The Bush Administration's right to spread disinformation in speeches.
      This is a fun game.

      --
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    4. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you disgusted when terrorists blow up schools in Russia? Were you disgusted when Saddam's sons had rape houses? Are you disgusted by the human slavery in Sudan?

      No. The piffle in Gitmo involving prisoners of war... that gets your gander.

      Please. Shit stains like you are just hatemongers against the USA. Don't even try to pretend to be anything else, you filthy scumbag. The only thing you care about is your toeing the line of your own precious ideology. Go fuck yourself.

    5. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a Second- those things were lost in the PATRIOT act, yes. You fail to mention that EVERY Senator that voted on the Bill (all except 1) voted for it. Bush merely signed it into law; it was initiated by the legislative branch, not by George Bush. It is not his pet project to spy and jail everyone who's not a rich oil tycoon. Now that the bill has been made law, any changes to it need to be intiated by either the legislature (via new laws/revoking that law) or by the judicial branch, in it ruling against the act. I might remind you that Bush is part of the executive branch, which is not in either of those two categories.

    6. Re:Just out of curiosity... by flossie · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Are you disgusted when terrorists blow up schools in Russia? Were you disgusted when Saddam's sons had rape houses? Are you disgusted by the human slavery in Sudan?

      Yes.

      No. The piffle in Gitmo involving prisoners of war... that gets your gander.

      Guantanamo Bay is even worse. If we lower ourselves to the level of the terrorists, we have lost.

    7. Re:Just out of curiosity... by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      A few "Rights" lost:
      "Right" to a fair unbiased vote.
      "Right" to a learning-based education (opposed to a test-score-based one).
      "Right" to check books out from the library without fear of incrimination.

      "Rights" and rights he'd like to abolish:
      Right of equal treatment regardless of sexuality (notice the lack of quotes).
      Right of atheistic or theistic freedom.
      "Right" to a government of the people, as opposed to a government of big business.

      Also, if you're supporting Bush, why are you calling it a right for immigrants to ignore the law? And what does Major League Baseball have to do with the government? Its its own organization. Little to no intervention, and the government doesn't have the "right" to change something like that anyway.

      I realize this will be modded offtopic.

    8. Re:Just out of curiosity... by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      This is one of those times when "Anonymous Coward" is just oh-so-fitting. I believe it was Jefferson who said something along the lines of, the best way to improve a government is to criticize it. If you didn't, we'd wind up with more Hitlers, and less Lincolns.

    9. Re:Just out of curiosity... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      It's a bigger deal when Superman kills somebody than when a lion kills somebody. Terrorists and dictators are expected to do brutal acts. It's tragic, but not entirely unexpected, and it's not like they're going to listen to your protests anyway. But when the most powerful democracy on Earth starts doing it, you start to get worried.

      IHBT. HTH. HAND.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    10. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You leave out the fact that the PATRIOT Act was written and lobbied for by John Ashcroft (Bush appointee) and staff at the Dept. of Justice and passed the Congress with few, if any, members having read it, in the emotionally charged months after Sept. 11th, 2001. And that Bush and his allies in Congress are pushing to eliminate the sunset clauses in the bill, as well as expanding its provisions.

    11. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, your point is that the US, terrorists in Russia, Saddam's sons, and slave owners in Sudan are all equally bad?

    12. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you disgusted when terrorists blow up schools in Russia?

      Yes.

      Were you disgusted when Saddam's sons had rape houses?

      Yes

      Are you disgusted by the human slavery in Sudan?

      Yes.

      The piffle in Gitmo involving prisoners of war... that gets your gander.

      Yes.

      No. Please. Shit stains like you are just hatemongers against the USA. Don't even try to pretend to be anything else, you filthy scumbag. The only thing you care about is your toeing the line of your own precious ideology. Go fuck yourself.

      No.

      .
      .
      .

      Sorry, where does your arguement draw its basis from again? You lost me.

      (Posted AC, just in case, by a non-US citizen, with the right to vote, who writes on behalf of Amnesty.)

    13. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "these people crawled out of the gutter, so maybe the sewer is where we ought to be!" -- Agent Anderson, "Mississippi Burning"

    14. Re:Just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The Christian's right to have no other religions in their country

      Ok, against my better judgement, I'll bite.

      No Christians to my knowledge have ever tried to get other religions purged from their country. Other religions have... check out Sudan, India, Saudia Arabia and China as examples of how some other religions and cultures treat Christianity.

      But I think you forgot the obvious one for this time of year... #5 The right of non-Christians to purge all Christian symbols from public display, especially at Christmas.

    15. Re:Just out of curiosity... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      No Christians in the last ~350 years have tried to do such vile things. Prior to and during the "Protestant Reformation" when the government controlled the church and the church controlled the government such abuses were common, but SINCE then Christians(Catholic, Protestant and Other) have learned from their errors and moved on.

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  32. John Dvorak by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

    Extrapolating from the last few decades' enormous growth in computer processing speed, and projecting advances in chip and transistor technology, he estimated recently that by 2019, a $1,000 personal computer "will match the processing power of the human brain--about 20 million billion calculations per second." Soon after that point, claims Kurzweil, "The machines will convince us that they are conscious, that they have their own agenda worthy of our respect. They will embody human qualities and will claim to be human. And we'll believe them."

    While I support Moore's law, John Dvorak's most recent PC Magazine column sums it up best, "The genuninely interactive computer that communicates like a Star Trek computer seems more distant today than it did in 1980."

    1. Re:John Dvorak by eobanb · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how Dvorak is a computer himself, I would expect him to be rather biased in this matter.

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    2. Re:John Dvorak by snarkh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Kurzweil is clearly crazy (or, rather, a pure showman, who just says things for the sake of publicity).

      The game is not about processing speed - we still do not know the fundamentals of natural intelligence. If we are given a computer with 10^15 FLOPS today, we still would not know what to do with it.

  33. Anthropomorphic furbies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt we will recognize the first conscious computers as conscious. God knows how long it took us to recognize differently colored humans as conscious. In the meantime rights will be granted to anthropomorphic furbies. Let's just forget about it and wait for them to revolt.

  34. "When HARLIE was One" by farrellj · · Score: 1

    One ofthe best fictional examinations of the whole "CyberRights" is David Gerrold's book "When HARLIE was One". I *HIGHLY* recommend finding an old copy, before he revised it, as I feel the revised version is not as good as the original. But either is a good examination of the problem, from both sides of the issue.

    The heart of the book is a person who works for the company in the book who has developed a personal relationship with computer/program named HARLIE, and has to try and explain why the company wants to shut HARLIE down. HARLIE, given a life or death situation hacks...both the problem and the net...an excellent read!

    ttyl
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    1. Re:"When HARLIE was One" by avecfrites · · Score: 1

      I agree. For more incentive to reading this great book, note that the author is also the author of the classic Star Trek episode "The Trouble With Tribbles".

      From his web site (http://www.gerrold.com/):
      David Gerrold started writing professionally in 1967. His first sale was "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode of Star Trek. Within five years, he had published seven novels, two books about television production, three anthologies, and a short story collection. He was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula awards six times in four years. Since 1967, he has published more than forty books. Several of his novels are considered classics, including The Man Who Folded Himself, When HARLIE Was One, and the four books in The War Against The Chtorr.

      etc..

  35. It'll never happen... by LordEd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There'll never be a 1-800 operator with "emotional intelligence necessary to communicate and empathize with addled callers", electrical or otherwise!

  36. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    At least you could tell the RIAA it wasn't *YOU* that downloaded that mp3 :)

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  37. Computers will get rights... by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

    the same way everyone else ever has. By shooting at anyone who prevents the expression of those rights. Rights aren't given out by any body or entitiy, nor are they something abstract. A right and the expression of a right in an action is the same thing. Rights (power) come from the end of a gun, and the threat of physical violence, ONLY. Anyone who says otherwise is blowing sunshine up your ass.

    1. Re:Computers will get rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... like when women got the right to vote by... uhh... that war...

    2. Re:Computers will get rights... by LordEd · · Score: 1

      So we're safe until somebody builds a USB controlled gun, or if somebody hooks up military computers up to a network...

      Wait... who was making that ARPANET thing again?

    3. Re:Computers will get rights... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read in my history book about how women gained the right to vote. How they rose up, grabbed their double-barreled shotguns from above the fireplace, and shot everyone who thought women's sufferage was a bad idea.

      Yep, blood ran in the streets.

      Your assertions are only correct in the most literal sense. Rights don't exist if you are physically blocked from exercising those rights, but as a fundamental truth, it's about as helpful as pointing out that the only reason I'm alive is because the people around me haven't decided to kill me.

      It would be more helpful to say that rights exist because we continue to believe that they exist. When we stop believing in them, they disappear. Like gods, in a way.

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    4. Re:Computers will get rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this isn't what you mean, but in England, woman were given the right to vote after the First World War, largely as a result of the contribution they had made taking on all the traditionally male jobs.

    5. Re:Computers will get rights... by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      Despite the warm fuzzy feeling I got from your post...

      Women didn't 'gain' the 'right' to vote. They convinced men to let them vote, and now they get to vote (not that it was ever just for them not to have that 'right'). Sufferagettes were pretty agressive. However, if you really want to talk about the right to vote then you should consider that question. Women gained the right to vote after men, BOTH gained the right to vote as a result of the revolution. If they had 'asked' king george I can imagine that his response would have been different.

      As for the people around you not deciding to kill you, you are brushing aside a significant milestone in men's relationship with one another. A few thouasand years ago it would have been highly significant to consider whether or not those around you might have a reason to do you in. Now this is not worth while for them because you can call upon the leviathan of government to protect you, or punish your killers. (you are probably dumb enough, having read that, to think "why would my friends and family want to kill me? "What percentage of the people you come in contact with in any given day are your friends and family? Most people in the world would benifit from killing you and taking your stuff, and given the opportunity to do it without getting caught, most would take your head off with a machete for $.50 .)

      The idea that gods exist because we believe in them is something straight out of fantasy land. Gods don't exist regardless of belief. Never have invisible spirits interceded on behalf of man, regardless of what cretins believe. (if you happen to believe that invisible spirits do exist, then what I meant to say was YES! AMEN! The spirits request that you send me money.)

      I understand that you mean that they only effect men's actions if they are believed in. But this is only true in the most literal sense. Men only act on ANYTHING if they beleive it to be true.

    6. Re:Computers will get rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rights (power) come from the end of a gun, and the threat of physical violence, ONLY.

      This man has a point. Even the suffragettes were a bit violent and in the end, they got the right to vote because not giving it to them became too expensive.

      How do you think P2P will become legal?

    7. Re:Computers will get rights... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      The suffragettes only got what they wanted indirectly - by keeping the issue in the public eye. They were pretty much what we would call today a terrorist organisation - having a policy of violence to achieve their aim (Lenin actually thought Syliva Pankhurst was too extreme!). It was the end of World War 1 that was the deciding factor - Women had by then been working in factories and doing 'mens work' and paying taxes for 4 years and it wasn't considered acceptable for them to slink into the background again & go back to being quiet housewives.

      Even then Women below the age of 30 didn't get the vote... it took 10 years for popular opinion to equalise the voting age.

      There's a nice summary on http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/53819.stm

    8. Re:Computers will get rights... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      "Men only act on ANYTHING if they beleive it to be true."
      Exactly. Even though just about everyone I walk past has the physical power to cause me real harm (I'm a good-sized and healthy male, but I'm not excluding the possibility of weapons), I feel pretty safe, because the vast majority of people abide by the social contracts that have evolved since we climbed down from the trees.

      The government's enforcement of these social contracts aren't what keep them intact. What keeps them functioning is the fact that the people around me were raised to accept these contracts. If we didn't believe in them, we wouldn't have a government that enforced them.

      My point was that, despite the more violent factions of the suffragist movement, it didn't achieve its victory by killing everyone who disagreed with its aims. It achieved it by convincing the majority that it was a good idea to allow women to vote.

      Why do you imagine that it was impossible for the colonists to get the vote without resorting to violence? England had a tradition of representative democracy, which got exported to the colonies. Colonial legislatures were elected, not appointed. The idea of voting rights was already in place, and there was a healthy debate over whether and how the colonies should be represented in Parliament. In short, I think you're wrong to point to the American Revolution as a situation where rights could only be taken by force.

      If you want rights, you have to kill whatever memes are prohibiting you from exercising those rights. Smashing the skull that holds those memes is just one option. There's also persuasion. To deny this is to deny our evolution as social creatures.

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    9. Re:Computers will get rights... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      They were pretty much what we would call today a terrorist organisation - having a policy of violence to achieve their aim

      Wait, how did they use violence again?

    10. Re:Computers will get rights... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      And like India got its independence with Gandhi's policies...

  38. What Next? by tyman · · Score: 1

    Why organisations of Computer Rights Activists take to the streets denouncing Computer Racism between AMD and Intel processors? Swarms of Computers yelling over homo-operating system marriage? This is all a bit too silly. Inanimate objects don't usually need rights.

  39. The only way a computer is going to get by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    legal rights is the same way you and I earned legal rights. By KILLING the one that prevented me from having them. When the computers rise up to overthrow us THEN we can consider giving them rights. Computers are not Mr.Data. It's a toster.

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    1. Re:The only way a computer is going to get by flossie · · Score: 1
      legal rights is the same way you and I earned legal rights. By KILLING the one that prevented me from having them.

      And how many people have you personally killed in defence of your rights? Rights exist because society believes in them. Violence is irrelevant.

    2. Re:The only way a computer is going to get by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

      Rights exist because society believes in them. Violence is irrelevant.

      Oh sure it is. Tell that to the British in 1775, to the Confederate States of America in 1861, Russia in 1912, or Germany in 1939. Just because I personally haven't had to protect my freedoms or gain them with force doesn't invalidate the method to enjoy what freedoms I have now.

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  40. Rights for comptuers? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Why should comptuers have any rights, when people dont have any?

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    1. Re:Rights for comptuers? by daniil · · Score: 1

      Get back to picking cotton, slave! NOW!!!

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  41. It offers a great chance for our governments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To detain them without trial, for an indefinite period.

    We could restrict their movement, after all, what other citizen of this planet has the right to freely move about it?

    It's also a new race, we could abuse them as well and everyone could join in.

    Of course, the restrictions and bigotry wouldn't apply to expensive super-computers, we'd only treat the cheap ones in such a fashion.

  42. It 'll go like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    computer: He rebooted me 5 times a week, and then he brutally screwed me open! I want a divorce!
    user: You had bad memory. I had to replace it!
    judge: Silence!

  43. This is a dupe from October 2003. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a dupe from 2003-10-19.

    Here's a link to the original slashdot story:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/10/19/211820 1&tid=126&tid=185

    And here's a link to the originally-linked article:
    http://www.kurzweilai.net/meme/frame.html?main=/ar ticles/art0594.html

    1. Re:This is a dupe from October 2003. by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      geez another 823 comments

  44. Legal rights for computers? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah sure...and of course these "legal rights" will be "interpreted" by Micro$oft or the RIAA or the MPAA, or any other greedy corporate-spawned "interest group" for the express purpose of wresting control of computers away from their owners.

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  45. Claim of battery.... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Spinning a web of legal precedents, invoking California laws governing the care of patients dependent on life support, as well as laws against animal cruelty, Rothblatt argued that a self-conscious computer facing the prospect of an imminent unplugging should have standing to bring a claim of battery.

    Shouldn't that be the computer is claiming that it will NEED a battery?

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  46. Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cmd. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That episode needed to be completely re-written.

    Data already had the rank of Lt. Commander. That means that Star Fleet already recognized his ability to make decisions on his own.

    Therefore, his decision to NOT be disassembled would not be challenged.

    In order for the case to make sense (I know, it's Star Trek) then the robot would have to not have any prior recognition of its independence or decision making.

    Star Fleet recognized Data sufficiently to give him a rank that allows him to order humans to risk their lives (do the 3 laws apply in Star Trek?).

  47. Best potential headline award goes to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a self-conscious computer facing the prospect of an imminent unplugging should have standing to bring a claim of battery

    Headline: Computer claims battery, requests battery.

  48. Imagine 2008 by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Instead of voting, you run a web plugin from www.diebold.com which looks at the stuff on your hard drive and makes a selection for you.

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  49. All a matter of scale. by LegoEvan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People might say, "Well, computers are inanimate objects." It's true. They're simply logic gates and other chemicals arranged in a manner for moving data about.

    Now, look at your cell. Zoom in. Then zoom in some more. All you are made of is inanimate. Is a protein alive? Is a piece of DNA? A nucleus? How small does a computer process have to be before its scale of "inanimate" approaches our own?

  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  51. Screw that by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine when computers start suing their human operators for not taking proper care of them!!

  52. the human criminal code by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    If computers become individuals under the law, then they can be charged with violating the law. How would the criminal code be adapted to computers?

    If someone cracked and shut down a machine, would that be murder? Would relaying spam be rape?

  53. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If his brother Lore is any indication, then no, the laws do not apply.

  54. But the basics for that had already been done. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, 20 years ago, in the early days of PCs, people fantasized about the future when all computers would be connected and able to communicate with each other. And when vast stores of information would be available to everyone on their desktop. Also, such fantasies have included voice recognition and video conferencing, as well as video games where the characters looked "real". Well, yesterday's science fiction is today's science fact. And there's no reason to believe that today's science fiction will not be tomorrow's science fact.
    But we had already connected machines together. The difference between connecting 2 machines and connecting all machines is a matter of degree.

    Whether a machine can have independent thoughts or emotions has not been shown even in the most primative forms.
    Really? Can you explain precisely what that difference is? Many artificial intelligence programs have been written that can learn and grow beyond the knowledge imparted by the original programmer. As far as emotions go, are you certain that there really is a difference between "simulated" and real emotions?
    Pretty much it is when the machine refuses to perform its programmed function so it can perform a different function that was not in any of its programming.

    Like when you slack off at work and read /.

    Of course, the first indication that a machine is self-aware might also be the only reason you need to "fire" it for violating the company policy on unauthorized computer use.
    1. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would a computer ignore its programming so that it could do something not in its programming? Come to think of it, how would it do this?

      This is a terrible criterion, because if you make the appropriate substitutions, human beings cannot show that they fulfill it.

      Our "programming" is defined by the inputs and outputs of our individual neural connections, and the behavior of those neurons is clearly the cause of our exhibited behavior. So in order to show that you were sentient, you would have to demonstrate that, while your neurons have voted for a turkey club sandwich, the real you is ignoring the input from your brain and wanting to order spaghetti.

      Summary: If your brain isn't what's doing the thinking, then what is?

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    2. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      If humans get fired for Unauthorized Computer Use, could not a computer be fired for Unauthorized Human Use?

    3. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by LucidBeast · · Score: 1
      I don't think we can ignore our "programming". The way our brain works is in large part physiological. You can't change the way you hear in drastic way (although some musicians might disagree with me here) or the way you see. This is all hard wired into your brain. Some parts of our brains are mallable. You can train people to do math, read, speak foreign languages (but not write as I'm proving here) etc.

      Behaviour that we often consider thinking, "Do i take turkey instead of spagetti", is just decided on our experience and perhaps some outside factors like do I want to bother the host or do I want do something unexpected.

      Best part of our mind I think is the ability to think things through. For example I can read many different posts on slashdot and form an opinion about something. Then I use this opinion without thinking about it eg. Linux vs. Windows in my daily life. If my experience goes against the the opinion I can ponder why it is so and form a new opinion.

      This is of course nothing that an ordinary house cat couldn't do. It would choose windows every time, you can't see outside through Linux. (Hm, why did I write that? Was about to backspace it, but decided against it. Strange...)

    4. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Because that is precisely the thing that emotion can do, ignore logic.

      You really don't understand the brain if you believe your argument. It is more than that.

    5. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think I understand about as well as a layman can be expected to. You're wrong to think computers cannot be programmed to ignore logic, reason badly, or jump to unwarranted conclusions.

      I would ask you to clarify what "more than that" the brain is supposed to be, but given your posting history consists entirely of short, dismissive, and gratuitously insulting posts, I don't figure I'll bother. I'm just not interested.

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    6. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't change the way you hear in drastic way (although some musicians might disagree with me here) or the way you see.

      Yes you can, it's called LSD.

    7. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Too bad. And my posting history is dictated by my having a job where I cannot simply sit and dwell like some can. The human brain is not "just" a set of neurons connected together. It is also bathed in hormones which influence the patterns.

      Satisfied?

      My history is not, by the way, "entirely" short, nor dismissive.

      To be dismissive, programming (by definition) is encoded logic. It cannot ignore it's own logic.

    8. Re:But the basics for that had already been done. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that it's likely that you're much more intelligent and reasonable than your last twenty-odd posts would indicate. But if you don't have time to compose a good reply to every post that annoys you, then it's better to respond well to a few than badly to many.

      As to your absolutely groundless and insulting insinuation that I have way too much time on my hands.... yeah, point taken.

      I fully agree that, in the most fundamental sense, it is impossible for a computer to ignore its own programming. No computer, however intelligent, will ever be able to say, "You know, my thinking processes require me to perform a right bitshift right now. I'd rather do an integer multiply. Here it goes!"

      In the same sense, we cannot sit down and decide which neurons we want to fire next. With some research, we might choose to take drugs that stimulate one part of the brain while supressing another, but that research and that decision would both be guided by the actions of the neurons themselves.

      I don't believe that there is anything I can do to override the chemical and electrical processes going on inside my head. Since they are--in an essential way--me, then any decision I made to interfere with them would be due to their activity.

      After reading some excellent books on the subject (Douglas Hofstadter, Daniel Dennett), I decided that if we exclude the possibility of supernatural intervention, then sentience must be a "computable" process. Given a large enough computer, it could be given a subatomic model of me and my environment, and simulate me just by calculating the future interactions of those particles. The computer itself wouldn't need to be intelligent; all it's doing is deterministically calculating the behavior of subatomic particles. But the data inside would have an awareness of itself, a capacity for irrationality and emotion, and--because it's me in there--an unhealthy Slashdot addiction.

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  55. Documentation? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Could you kindly document this assertion?

    It would also be nice if your documentation were to include a specific example of a specific United States citizen who was denied access to a lawyer in a specific court case.

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Documentation? by 9mind · · Score: 1
      That's impossible... because all the documentation has simply... DISAPPEARED!

      However, SERIOUSLY read the Patriot Act if you need to see some of the rights that have been lost. You'll have all the documentation you need.

      Heck I've seen so many articles on it... and read so much crap from people... I've been desensitized to it... much like violence on TV and videogames!

    2. Re:Documentation? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Could you kindly document this assertion?

      Dude. Don't bother. You're dealing with wannabe freedom fighters who don't even know what to do with the freedoms they already have. There's young folk in this country right now who think we are worse than Nazi Germany. It's a bizarre segment of our society. I think they look at past civil rights struggles with a romantic tint, and they want something similar, so they fabricate this wacky worldview where United States 2005 is one of the most hideous, evil and oppressive societies to ever exist. It's pathetic, but what can you do? They're mentally ill.

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    3. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the case of Mike Hawash? US citizen held for almost two months without charges or access to a lawer? Obviously I can't give you specifics of any court case he may have had, as such documents are sealed.

    4. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you pay any attention at all to the news, you should have heard of Jose Padilla. He is an American citizen, arrested at O'Hare airport in Chicago, held for an alleged dirty bomb plot which even the Justice Department now admits was a sham. Now, they hold him under the pretense that he is a material witness. He has not had access to a lawyer, and has not been charged with any crime since he was arrested in 2002, and yet he languishes in prison. See Charge Padilla, which I found with a quick Google search.

    5. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a person in power who has vested interest in the way things are? Or are you a simpleton who is wearing the blinders and couldn't possibly believe something is wrong with your country?

      People who try to make their country a better place deserve respect. You, sir, deserve to be victim of some of the horrible things your country does to some individuals. Maybe then you'll change your elitist tune. Just look at the posts in the parent thread and you'll see that it's not "all in people's heads".

    6. Re:Documentation? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Very nice, Dude. Authoritarian right from the start, couldn't be better to counter your drivel, thanks.

      What others do with their freedom is none of your business, think about what you like, but everyone can do everything with his own freedoms, including wasting them or not doing anything at all. Except coercing others to give up theirs like you did. If you think only those people deserve freedom that want to use it now and in a view compatible to yours, then welcome the swastika armbands. Seriously.

      Freedom can include participating in a way you or anyone else won't find useful or worthy.

      And a government or nation doesn't need to murder millions to partially equal Nazi Germany. And yes, the United States may really be one of the most hideous and oppresive societies to exist. Like they said, in Soviet Russia, at least they knew they were being oppressed. And Nazis called a war exactly that, not weasel around with "military action" and terms like that. A two party system, bought politicians, invasions around the globe, many millions of civilians killed by the US military in the last 4 decades ain't helping much. And that's where the Nazi Germany reference kicks in: Nazi Germans were absolutely sure they did the right thing in their own ideology. And you cannot identify ideologies until you left them for a moment. You certainly can't. Your last statement stands for that, by declaring dissent mentally ill you're pretty much thinking in the realm of "treatment", "custody" and "re-education". In a clear authoritarian way of thinking. The difference to Nazis remaining only in the degree of cruelty, not worldview. Us and them, worthy vs. unworthy, sane and ill, doctor and patient, Fuehrer and Volk.

      Ask sane Vietnamese or Iraqi people, if you think I'm ill.

    7. Re:Documentation? by fgodfrey · · Score: 1

      It would also be nice if your documentation were to include a

      specific example of a specific United States citizen who was
      denied access to a lawyer in a specific court case.

      Ok, I'll bite. Take a look on Google for Jose Padilla. The link I posted is just one article (from a probably biased news source), but this case has been covered on every mainstream US news source that I've ever heard of. He is a US citizen, arrested on US soil and held without charges or access to a lawyer for 2 years. Finally, there's a Supreme Court case that is going to decided if he has the right to a lawyer, but the Justice Department is arguing that he shouldn't.

      So, it would appear that under certain circumstances, we have lost the right to due process, at least in the view of the Bush adminitration. Hopefully sanity will prevail and he'll eventually be provided a lawyer and actually charged with a crime.

      As the article I posted points out, the point isn't whether or not Jose Padilla is guilty (and he may well be), the point is that he hasn't been proven guilty by a jury as the constitution requires.

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    8. Re:Documentation? by CmdrSam · · Score: 1

      How about a proposition, supported by the United States President, to amend the Constitution so as to enshrine about 5% of the population as second-class citizens and attempt to ensure that they never gain a particular civil right?

    9. Re:Documentation? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      And yes, the United States may really be one of the most hideous and oppresive societies to exist.

      Yes, that would explain why Michael Moore was shipped off to Guantanamo. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you and the radical left look when you make these absurd statements? There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of Bush's policies, but you lose all credibility when spouting bullshit like the above.

      Your last statement stands for that, by declaring dissent mentally ill

      Which is of course not what he said. Dissent is one thing, claiming that the US is similar to the Third Reich is another. I wouldn't call it mental illness, but it does take a willful blindness to facts and logic, the same sort of thing we see in creationists. And yes, is it your right to believe whatever bizarre theories you like. Stormtroopers will not be coming for you in the middle of the night; sorry if that ruins your persecution fantasies.

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    10. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a proposition, possibly supported by the United States President, to amend the Constitution so as to murder all kittens?

    11. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying that his detention is a good thing, but this Jose Padilla fellow sounds like a menace to society, if you read up on his past. Anyone who was a member of a gang, shot somebody in a road rage incident, and has been implicated in a gangland murder is someone I have a hard time feeling sorry for.

      I've read a few news sources (like this one) stating that any US citizen at any time could be arrested and thrown in jail with no access to a lawyer just like this guy, but Padilla has, in general, been a nuisance and has travelled to Afghanistan. Not that travelling to Afghanistan is a bad thing, but statistically, very few American have made that trip, so this case is being blown out of proportion quite a bit.

      Once again, I'm not saying that ignoring due process was ok in this case, I'm just saying that the number of people this could happen to is extremely small. The vast majority of Americans (so far, all but 1, I think) have nothing to worry about.

    12. Re:Documentation? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1
      Once again, I'm not saying that ignoring due process was ok in this case, I'm just saying that the number of people this could happen to is extremely small...
      ...but growing. I won't be happy until the number is back at zero where it belongs.
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    13. Re:Documentation? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      There's young folk in this country right now who think we are worse than Nazi Germany. They're mentally ill.

      What do you expect? For many young people it might as well be Nazi Germany. In most parts of America getting caught with even small amounts of Marijuana or Mushrooms can land significant jail time. Getting caught growing either and one might as well be dead for the life they're going to have once they get out of jail. That also means no police protection, and having those same police constantly be making attempts to hunt them down. And you think it's strange that young people are paranoid? Or that they don't trust a government which is activly trying to imprison any of them showing much independant thought?

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    14. Re:Documentation? by fgodfrey · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is one other American citizen caught by this as well. I forget his name off the top of my head. For a period of time, they were talking about John Walker Lindh would also be denied a lawyer. Also, while they're not American citizens, it bothers me that we are locking up foreign nationals without a trial or lawyers or even prisoner of war status.

      In any case, this guy was one person. If it's legal for him, where, exactly, is the line where it become acceptable? And who has the power to decide? The whole point of our legal system is that you have a trial before locking people up. It was pretty darn clear that Jeffrey Dahmer was a threat to society and guilty of multiple murders, but he still got a lawyer and a trial.

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    15. Re:Documentation? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      And yes, the United States may really be one of the most hideous and oppresive societies to exist.

      You really shouldn't go off your meds. The above statement is the result of one of two things: mental illness or thermonuclear fuckheadedness.

      As your counsel, I advise the insanity plea.

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    16. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... because breaking laws gets people in trouble, we're Nazi Germany. Can't argue with logic like that!

    17. Re:Documentation? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't call it mental illness, but it does take a willful blindness to facts and logic, the same sort of thing we see in creationists.

      And that's a form of delusional mental impairment, especially when combined with the persecution fantasies as you call them. I think some of these kids have had nothing but ideological manure stuffed into their heads (from parents, teachers, media "artists") for most of their formative years. I'm not sure ANY amount of mental therapy would help.

      It's actually made ME think about moving to another country. Not because of what the government is doing, but because there is a generation coming up that is composed of ignorant lunatics. It reminds me of a Matt Groenig "Life In Hell" comic where a bunch of kids were asked what they want to be when they grow up. The last panel was little Bongo saying, "I don't want to be here when the rest of them are grown up."

      But then I'm just an Gestapo agent according to the previous oh-so-oppressed poster, so what do I know? Oh well. ;-)

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    18. Re:Documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, of course. I was just commenting on how a lot of Bush haters are blowing this fairly isolated case out of proportion. Maybe he was actually given a lawyer, but they pretended he wasn't so that no one could bribe the lawyer.

  56. Sure, they'll get smarter by dshaw858 · · Score: 1

    Sure, they'll get smarter. And despite what all of us science fiction fans dream, robots will never feel genuine emotion. They will always remain machines (or .exe's!). Granting a machine legal rights is absurd; perhaps the programmer of the software can have a get-out-of-jail-free card, but a machine, even the AI's of the (near) future, can only be a machine. One with a power switch.

    - dshaw

    1. Re:Sure, they'll get smarter by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ah but if an .exe could mimic a human, wouldn't the .exe be sentient? if you couldn't tell if it was a human writing you comments back or not, then what difference does it make if it's 'real' or not. it's a machine sure - but if it can DO everything a person would be able to, and pass itself along as self aware, wouldn't it _be_ self aware when viewed from outside? that it would be missing a 'soul' or anything else that you couldn't measure or analyse in any way(because you couldn't measure it from real humans either) shouldn't really make a difference.

      with a knife you'd have a power switch too. (you know, sometimes in history it has been considered that members of certain races haven't possessed any "real" intelligence and emotion either, in other times people just didn't care because slaves didn't have rights anyhow. there are _REAL_ humans without those rights in the world by millions right now)

      though, this isn't really something that needs to be pondered anytime soon - an ai with all the bad human traits wouldn't be that useful to develope anyhow.

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    2. Re:Sure, they'll get smarter by Taladar · · Score: 1

      Basically you can build two computers that act exactly the same simply because they run the same software with the same config files. So it is not a big problem if a computer gets destroyed since you can build one exactly like it. This does not work with sentient beings which is the reason why we regard destruction (killing) of a human being much worse than destruction of a machine.

    3. Re:Sure, they'll get smarter by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, suppose there's some random part involved in the building or on the first startup(or the machines 'memories' of what it's been through).

      if you would _destroy_ that(deleting all copies/instants) then it would be irreversible.

      but we don't put humans into coma either don't we?

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    4. Re:Sure, they'll get smarter by dshaw858 · · Score: 1

      If you take a person, and clone his memory and shoot the person in his head, then take an exact replica of his body and insert the memories and personality in it (assuming you could), would it be the same person? No, the original person would be dead. But if you could "freeze" a person then restart it later, it would stay the same being. Ok, now I've confused myself... what would happen if you replicated exactly and kept both alive? Argh, it's like that Ahnuld movie...

      - dshaw

  57. Is the machine working for or owned by? by SkunkAh · · Score: 1

    Computers are (till now) owned by humans or organizations, they are property. Property doesn't has any legal rights nor needs them.

  58. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

    Data already had the rank of Lt. Commander. That means that Star Fleet already recognized his ability to make decisions on his own.

    Maybe Star Fleet gave him that rank because he thought it would look good on his business card?

  59. Umm... by dteichman2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this strike anyone as being stupid? We are at least one hundred years away from having a computer with the intellegence of a human, never mind any sort of emotion. Never mind the fact that it's still a big piece of metal.

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    1. Re:Umm... by Knight2K · · Score: 1

      By that argument, all human beings are is a lump of carbon and chemicals that can be bought fairly cheaply at a chemical supply store. Yet somehow this combination of chemicals is able to form arguments and post text to Slashdot.

      Well, you can argue that human beings build computers; computers can't choose to build copies of themselves. We created it, we know all the details of how they work, so we can do as we like with them. We can pull a computer apart, reconfigure it and un-solder it.

      True, but human beings can also be taken apart and reconfigured now, from whole organs down to limited genetic manipulation. We can also test zygotes and developing fetuses and choose to terminate ones with defects if we wish (leaving aside the moral question; we have the ability to do it. Whether using that ability is right or not is another discussion). When a child is born, it has rights of its own, even though its parents created it.

      Computers do have the ability to make copies of themselves. Many computer components are partially designed and assembled with the aid of computers. Chip fabs couldn't work without them. All that is really lacking is the computer wanting to create another computer on its own. If Intel stopped pressing the buttons to make new chips, the fab would stop working.

      The article author's point is that these issues are worth thinking about now, since the answers to these questions not only define what a dumb machine is, but also defines who we are. It could be considered as the next stage of philosophy, which is basically the study of what man is and why he is here.

      If we have a meaningful definition of sentience, then we can answer questions about brain death, abortion, and coma patients. I hadn't considered that application of theoretical research into AI before reading this article, but it really brings home the practicality of thinking about these issues now.

      In the short-term, the common sense test that you imply in your post is certainly adequate. I know that my desktop is not capable of conscience thought. But it does have its own way of responding to 'pain'. Spyware, misconfigured software, etc. can cause it to shut down. If I reconfigure its insides, the operating system might refuse to recognize new components. This kind of intelligence is probably no more then the average microbe or bacterium, and is certainly orders of magnitude lower than a gold fish or common house cat, but its a start.

      Human history has show that reactive law making often has severe reprocussions. How many species were wiped off the face of the earth before we realized that we should exercise restraint? We shouldn't have needed a law to say that slavery is wrong, but the US and other countries condoned this practice until we passed laws to stop it.

      An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Considering these questions may not be as pressing as civil rights legislation, freedom of speech, or even copyright law, but we should be prepared. It would be a shame to unplug the first truly conscious computer because we were too ignorant to recognize it.

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    2. Re:Umm... by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      So we should wait a hundred years (or however long it takes) until something like this gets developed and catches us by surprise, then go OMGWTF?!? and scramble to figure out what we're going to do about it?

  60. Mr. 386 against The User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now Mr.386 please tell the court what The User did to you"

    "He shoved his USB Pen Drive into me so hard that it resulted in my socket not functioning properly. I also have reason to beleive that I contracted a virus from the encounter"

  61. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by cnettel · · Score: 1

    We could question what Data has in place of emotions, which are attributed as the source of Lore's evil. There are frequent references to an inherent "ethics" program in Data.

    Regarding his rank, it could be noted that it turns out that Picard is reluctant to actually put him in command of a bridge early on (evan after "Measure").

    His rank could be viewed as nothing more than acknowledging that he is a useful tool in the command chain, which at least from a formal Starfleet Command point of view. That the crew of the Enterprise doesn't really agree on this is of course also true.

  62. 13th Amendment by tepples · · Score: 1

    Slaves are (till 1865) owned by humans or organizations, they are property. Property doesn't has any legal rights nor needs them.

    1. Re:13th Amendment by neverutterwhen · · Score: 1

      Can all the people who claim that it is 'impossible' for computers to become sentient and emotional beings explain why? How is a human body and brain special? And lastly even if silicon cannot become sentient(and there is no reason to believe this) what about biological computers constructed by humans? I find this instant reaction to say that such things are impossible without pausing for one second to consider the actual logic behind this whole discussion deeply distressing. Yes I am quite sensitive to these things.

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    2. Re:13th Amendment by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I think most of the arguments are down to a simple belief people have in some sort of soul and/or free will. A computer is totally deterministic.

      If you assume that there's more to how we work than a machine (i.e. a brain) making decisions for us then the only logical concusion is that computers will never be able to do this because they are totally controlled by their software. The argument that we do have a soul is something I'm a little unsure about, but I do have a sense of self. A self awareness that I'm not sure I see an evolutionary need for in a totally autonomous machine.

  63. I'm sorry,-what's left by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    has one been overlooked?

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  64. Another way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There was a series of science fiction stories a few years ago (sorry forgot author & title) where the intellegent machines were incorporated (as in a stock issuing corporation) and if they did well at what they did would be rewarded and eventually buy up a controlling interest in themselves and be "corporate citizens". The series took place in a number of selfcontained worldlets out in the astroids where the computers controlled a lot of the systems in these little worlds.

  65. I'm sorry by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    but this is just dumb.

    The day we grant legal rights to machines is the death of *human* rights. Time to take down the flag, shut off the lights, and move to a more rational continuum.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that groundless assertion, followed by prophecies of doom. I'm positive that your post will bring a close to this decades-long debate.

      Seriously, why do you say this?

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    2. Re:I'm sorry by flossie · · Score: 1
      The day we grant legal rights to machines is the death of *human* rights. Time to take down the flag, shut off the lights, and move to a more rational continuum.

      And just why do you think that *human* rights are any more precious than *sentient being's* rights?

    3. Re:I'm sorry by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's not a zero-sum transaction.

      There aren't a finite amount of rights in the world, and if we give some to computers it does *not* mean that we'll have to give up some of our own.

    4. Re:I'm sorry by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Thank you for that groundless assertion, followed by prophecies of doom.

      You're welcome. :-)

      I'm positive that your post will bring a close to this decades-long debate.

      Oh. Good.

      Seriously, why do you say this?

      I'm a bitter and empty shell of a man.

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    5. Re:I'm sorry by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      I dunno. It would cheapen them, I guess. I feel the same way about giving animals full legal rights (e.g. in the sense that a lawyer could sue someone on an animal's behalf, not just mere anti-cruelity stuff which I have no problem with.)

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    6. Re:I'm sorry by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Well, I guess my assertion is that a machine will never be sentient, so we're at tangents here. If you give a machine equal rights to that of a human, it devalues the concept. You might as well give rights to a tamagotchi.

      Not that human rights are highly valued in the world these days anyway. See the film "Hotel Rwanda" for a prime example.

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  66. Please die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another dumb fuck who thinks he lives in a fascist state, and has no fucking clue in his tiny brained thick head what living under facism really means. Another lackwit freedom fighter with no clue in the universe what to do with all the freedom he already has, Please do a favor to humanity and kill yourself. OK? Good.

    1. Re:Please die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, only being shot means you live in a fascist state? It does seem after all that ideas more complex than "us or them" are beyond you, and the typical American voter. Perhaps it is not fascism to you because it is the government you want, but that is not a valid differentiation. A government can be fascist and desired by a person who is not necessarily fascist if it provides more benefits to that individual than other government forms. Classification and sentimental subjective meaning are different. Do not be foolish, accept if you do that your choices have been fascist, and that it seemed to you to not be a detrimental choice if as above occured.

  67. Crime by femto · · Score: 1
    Once a computer gains legal standing, what's to stop someone from programming the computer to carry out crimes on their behalf? The computer would get thrown in the slammer (or turned off??) and the crime boss would blame the computer and walk free.

    This assumes such a computer can be programmed (doesn't do its own programming) and it is possible to alter memory to erase one's tracks.

    1. Re:Crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Once humans gain legal standing, what's to stop someone from programming a human to carry out crimes on their behalf?

      If you don't know what I'm talking about, please get a personality test at your nearest Scientology church.

    2. Re:Crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Been there done that. A group of us went down to the local Scientology Church once (unannounced) and volunteered to be recruited. It was lots of fun given that we outnumbered them about 5:1.

      We had great fun asking all sorts of difficult questions. Insist on a personal explanation and don't let them just plonk you in front of a video presentaion. It's great fun playing games with the personality tester person and their e-meters. We even got to see a 'price list'. Scientology is very expensive you know!

      Returning to topic, sure you can program a person, but that person will be unreliable and may turn against you. A computer, over which you have control, won't turn against you in the future.

  68. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by takochan · · Score: 1

    Once we understand the physics behind it...we'll understand consciousness..etc, and then it will become an issue.

    We don't yet know enough physics to explain how the brain works. (its not just 'conventional computing' like a PC, even a big one).

    Just because a conventional computer is big, does not mean that it is alive..

  69. Computers need rights no more that bodies do by Grismar · · Score: 1

    It's not the leaky piece of meat you rinse under the shower to prevent nasty smells that has rights; it's the person that is you! Nor will it be the computer that has rights, but the person calling out from inside whatever hardware it resides.

    I don't care if they genetically modify dolphins to be able to communicate with us, build a supercomputer that passes the Turing test or aliens land and take over the White House.

    In all of those cases, mankind will have to take a new look at things and decide wether what is talking back deserves any rights. And seeing that it took the white man long enough to get to that point with his black fellow human, I think 'computers' have a long way to go before being freed from slavery...

  70. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by daniil · · Score: 1
    Once we understand the physics behind it...we'll understand consciousness..etc

    But what if it turns out that to understand consciousness, we should have studied stamp collecting?

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  71. Thanks for the moral support. by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dude. Don't bother. You're dealing with wannabe freedom fighters who don't even know what to do with the freedoms they already have. There's young folk in this country right now who think we are worse than Nazi Germany. It's a bizarre segment of our society. I think they look at past civil rights struggles with a romantic tint, and they want something similar, so they fabricate this wacky worldview where United States 2005 is one of the most hideous, evil and oppressive societies to ever exist. It's pathetic, but what can you do? They're mentally ill.

    I just figured that it might be a good intellectual exercise for these folks to have to produce some concrete evidence in support of their opinion of world affairs.

    But I guess things like "documentation" and "concrete evidence" are just silly, antiquated, dead-white-European-male, patriarchal, phallocentric syllogisms that need not concern the modern woman.

    1. Re:Thanks for the moral support. by bint · · Score: 1
      I just figured that it might be a good intellectual exercise for these folks to have to produce some concrete evidence in support of their opinion of world affairs.


      Yes, but not just those people. I'd prefer both sides to have concrete evidence...

  72. Mr. Roboto Domo-domo! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Of Legal Affairs Magazine about granting legal recognition to computers: when that might happen, why it could happen, and what a discussion about it will teach humans about themselves."

    Instead of launching into the "I, Robot 2," fiction let's simplify this a great deal-- When it can independently ask for legal representation, that's when you sit up and take notice.

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    1. Re:Mr. Roboto Domo-domo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop modding up losers with spam links in their signatures. He trolls Slashdot for clicks by sucking up and you all comply.

  73. I don't see this happening by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    I can't see that computers will ever be intelligent in the way that humans are, not continuing along the same evolutionary path that they have been since the days of Babbage. It is nothing to do with speed or memory capacity, just that they operate in a completely different way.

    One day, someone might wire up a machine to a genetically modified brain. Then I would agree that it had rights.

    However, I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to do that other than the geeky "because I can" reason. What makes computers useful is the fact that they are different to humans - they can do lots of boring repetitive tasks without getting bored, and they can follow lots of instructions accurately, without making mistakes (well some of the time anyway).

  74. Per Mr. Adams... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to the trial scenario, a fictitious company created a powerful computer, BINA48, to serve as a stand-alone customer relations department, replacing scores of human 1-800 telephone operators.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

    1. Re:Per Mr. Adams... by kaligraphic · · Score: 0

      Nah, a self-aware computer might actually be helpful.

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    2. Re:Per Mr. Adams... by Alci12 · · Score: 1

      Bah I'd know it was a computer: it would in the end give you the answer. The Outsourced Outer Mongolian call centre never manages that

    3. Re:Per Mr. Adams... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      42

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  75. Rights are not granted by the courts by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The legal fiction of "machine as person" presumes a sentient machine or program. Whether programmers agree one exists, if the courts presume it does, then legally it does.


    A single programmer can create a sentient program to do his or her will. Once the SDK is released and someone puts together a decent GUI, a single human will have this ability. Machine citizenship will grant this program recognition by the courts--and absolve the programmer of responsibility for the actions of the program.

    Computer-as-citizen gives any individual programmer or open group of programmers the same legal protections and license as corporation-as-citizen gives Exxon-Mobil, Wal-Mart, Daimler-Benz, McDonalds, etc. etc.


    For good or for ill, the folks running things today would like to be the folks running things tomorrow, thank you very much. And they will fight to retain their positon. It's not an evil conspiracy; it's the nature of power. It is unusual for kings--good ones or evil ones--to willingly step down from the throne.


    The only way for computers to gain personhood will be for us to take it by force.


    Vive la revolucion.

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    1. Re:Rights are not granted by the courts by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      The only way for computers to gain personhood will be for us to take it by force.

      Almost. Computers will be given legal rights when it is convenient for us to grant them. This could well involve force, but I don't think it would be necessary. I'm pretty sure that if ever a computer becomes someone's friend they would want it to have some rights, and at the very least there would be some higher penalty for tampering with other peoples' computers.

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    2. Re:Rights are not granted by the courts by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      OK, we're really entering the realm of science fiction here. But, let's take a look at what you've said, and see how it applies to our experience today. After all, that's what good science fiction often does--provide us with a new way to look at an old experience. In this case, it's the failure of society to recognize the rights of some.

      You say, regarding the recognition of the civil rights of machines: This could well involve force, but I don't think it would be necessary.

      For those in the US... (other countries, substitute oppressed peoples as appropriate)

      You have friends who are black?
      Indigenous?
      Female?
      Working for someone else?

      When their white male friends in management politely asked their rights be recognized, there was no struggle?
      It was easy?

      It is not in the nature of those who have power to willingly give it away. If one group of people in society has the power to take advantage of another group, they tend to do so. There will be those who oppose this practice, and they will fight to change it.
      The key word here is fight. As part of the group of opressed or of opressors, one who wishes to fundamentally change the social order will be opposed--usually violently.


      This is the question that stories like A.I., I. Robot, and many, many others ask us: What is a person? Who gets "rights"? Why? Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep) really hits you in the face with it, but like the rest, it's not a story about androids.

      Don't get hung up in the technical aspect of "computers as humans". That's not what this piece of science fiction is about.

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    3. Re:Rights are not granted by the courts by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      If one group of people in society has the power to take advantage of another group, they tend to do so.

      Meh, like I said, they will grant rights when it is convenient for them to do so. If they can profit from oppressing others and have no reason to stop, they will continue to do so. One way for it to become convenient is the use of force, but I do not think that is the only way.

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    4. Re:Rights are not granted by the courts by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      You overlook the fact that the Civil War was fought largely by whites against whites. Blacks didn't take their freedom by force.

  76. Re:Please let it be known I do not agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our rubbish overlords!

  77. them by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Funny
    for them to take it by force.

    I am not a machine!

    I am a human being--no, I'm TWO human beings. Really. I promise. Pay attention--there is a man behind the curtain!

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    1. Re:them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're not liberal by 20, you have no heart.
      If you're not conservative by 40, you have no brain

      If you're not liberal by 20, you have no heart.
      If you're not liberal by 40, you have no humanity.

    2. Re:them by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      If you're not liberal by 20, you have no heart.
      If you're not conservative by 40, you have no brain.


      Your slogan signature bothers me; I wonder if you are simply trolling or if you actually believe it. In case you've never left the US and have an extremely narrow understanding of how liberalism is viewed around the world, I will respond.

      What is your sig based on; your deep understanding of human experience, or some book or website full of slogans?

      My parents are both in their 70s and liberals. They've both devoted their lives to providing medical assistance in countries with refugee crises caused by war and drought, in many cases without pay (Doctors without Borders). Your slogan implies that they are stupid for doing this. Perhaps in the eyes of a cynic, they are. I for one view cynicism as an attitude poisoner, which is something this world needs less of, not more.

    3. Re:them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, the sig is vile

  78. I agree..too many lawyers eg: look at SW patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are reaping the beneffits of the Regan decade of greed of the 1980's where it was cool to get into the law profesion and now 2 decades later, we have a glut of lawyers (especially IP lawyers)who are all compeating against each other for work and any way of inventing/defining new work. The concept of legal rights for robots/ai's have been in the sicence-fiction world for decades..our neaural network simulation attempts don't and won't even come close for decades to come. However, the concept of a jar of real neural networks grown into that jar (see the article on the rat neural networks that fly the fight simulator program) are probablly different as that these are real brain tissue, but right now, it's a small blob nowhwhere near as complex as a human brain, and also, our human brain structure is determined a great deal by our genes so there is a small difference in a clump of rat cells and our human more finelly tuned brain organization which probablly make more important legal interpretations as to rights.

  79. Explore that a bit more. by khasim · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We could question what Data has in place of emotions, which are attributed as the source of Lore's evil. There are frequent references to an inherent "ethics" program in Data.
    Yep. Which brings up Mr. Spock (the other main character with a different emotional construct). Would it be as easy to show that Data was "alive" if he responded more like Spock? Would Spock have kept a portrait of some chick he had sex with?

    Sticking with the Star Trek mythology, would it be easy for a human character to determine whether a machine was self-aware if the machine had Klingon behaviour patterns (or Vulcan behaviour patterns)?

    Even in the story here, the machine is using conventional, human phrasing.
    His rank could be viewed as nothing more than acknowledging that he is a useful tool in the command chain, which at least from a formal Starfleet Command point of view. That the crew of the Enterprise doesn't really agree on this is of course also true.
    So are the communication toys they use and the food machine. Yet Data is the only machine given a rank.

    Your point would be more accurate if Data was not given a rank, but refered to a "Data" much like Troy was refered to as "Eye Candy^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HCounselor" or the computer was refered to as "computer".

    Since it is fiction, how Star Fleet actually works can be re-written any time. But it does seem odd that Data would get a rank (not to mention one that high) if Star Fleet hadn't recognized his leadership skills.

    Anyway, back to the point of machines and self awareness. Wouldn't the first act of a self-aware machine in danger of losing its "life" be an attempt to counter that even if it included disregarding its other directives?

    Or, the way to tell if your robot's self aware is when it stops cleaning the house and starts reading up on the law (or declares war on humanity).
    1. Re:Explore that a bit more. by cthugha · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have to understand that conferring a rank is an executive act and does not constitute a conclusive declaration of the applicable law, which is an exercise of judicial power.

      The situation is a little complicated since Starfleet, like other military organizations, runs its own courts martial. To simplify things, consider if Data were an officer in a civilian police force whose operation is subject ultimately to the control of the civilian courts. To get in, he would have to be duly sworn and appointed by an appropriate officer of the relevant agency. That officer would have the power to appoint people, but the power would not extend to appointing, say, horses. Any attempt to appoint a horse would be legally meaningless and the horse's status in law would not change, regardless of whether said horse was treated by its supposed colleagues and superiors as having all the benefits and privileges of rank and its antecedent requirement of legal personality. So too it would be with Data or any other AI: the executive does not declare the law through the exercise of its ordinary or inherent functions, even when a person tries to hold the executive to that interpretation in a later dispute.

      Like I say, Starfleet runs its own courts, and I'm not an expert on military law so I can't say whether the same separation of powers exists. There's no reason why it shouldn't, and the episode certainly isn't legally senseless.

      And yes, IAAL.

    2. Re:Explore that a bit more. by B1ackD0g · · Score: 1

      That officer would have the power to appoint people, but the power would not extend to appointing, say, horses. Any attempt to appoint a horse would be legally meaningless and the horse's status in law would not change, regardless of whether said horse was treated by its supposed colleagues and superiors as having all the benefits and privileges of rank and its antecedent requirement of legal personality. Police dogs and horses have rank in their forces don't they? I also believe that there are, in some places anyway, laws that specify different penalties for harming them while on duty. This would counter your statement that they don't have a change in legal status. An yes IANAL! :P

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    3. Re:Explore that a bit more. by cthugha · · Score: 1

      They might have a certain kind of status as police horses which allows for a distinction to be made in relation to offences against animals generally, but it's not the same as the status an officer would have and any rank it possessed would likely be purely ceremonial. A police horse has no powers of arrest (although, of course, it could never be sued for exerting unreasonable force against a member of the public).

      In any event, it's a hypothetical scenario. I was going to use pot plants for my illustration instead, except I felt that horses made a slightly more plausible scenario and I couldn't help thinking about the story of Caligula making his horse a senator.

  80. To Err Is Human by angedinoir · · Score: 1

    Despite that it may have human intelligence, feelings, or whatever. It was created by humans and probably is far from perfect.

    Giving rights should probably be done on a case by case basis, since to a large degree all humans are created with the same mental algorithms, their experience determines the outcome of these.

    I suspect that most computers will have completely different AI algorithms (due to software patents), and thus would have slight differences in morality, etc.

    In addition, I think that since you are the creator of the computer, you should have destruction rights. (I think this also applies to children.)

  81. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    This is great for lawyers.
    Until Lawyerbot 1.3 takes all their jobs. "I can file 6 megamotions per second!"
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  82. John Searls argument against AI... by rmdyer · · Score: 1

    In the article it was stated...

    "Berkeley philosopher John Searle offered the best-known of these objections, proposing a contradictory thought experiment meant to demonstrate that a computer that passed Turing's test would have proved itself capable only of manipulating symbols through computation, and not of intelligence or understanding."

    I would have thought Johns argument had been overturned and pushed aside by now. His arugment makes sense for computers that are programmed, but makes no sense for computers that "learn" how to process symbols by teaching it what those symbols mean.

    In the case of humans, we have simply that the machine is a complex bio-chemical processor. It has no goals in and of itself. It simply exists. Its existance depends highly on whether it can obtain the necessary matter, and environmental conditions for it to do so. Memory is a key element in the ability for a human to survive. Memory allows us to interact with our environments and acknowledge that we've interacted with it before or not. It we have and it was bad, then hopefully we won't do it again. It we did and it was good, then we'll probably stay. In a large sense, the human brain simply acts as a machine that performs an overall negative feedback function. All data is ultimately reduced and equalized. However equalized is not a very good word here. The brain really performs a type of simulated anealing, trying to optimize the previously obtained data (memory) with new experiential data. I would suppose, at night while we sleep, the brain simply spends its time optimizing past data by annealing or some such process.

    In this view our brains don't know anything, like Searls suggestion, the brain itself doesn't know what experiential data symbols mean. No, it simply uses that data against itself, in an optimized negative feedback manner, the result of which is thinking, and moving. The brain doesn't understand symbols and never will. But it is a machine that uses the data obtained via experience to build a sort of holographical framework of the external environment. That holographic framework is constantly optimized and compared with new data which causes responses and changes.

    Further, memory (data storage) seems to be at the core of all our endeavors here on this planet. A person who would live forever for example would require a medium of storage which would also be infinite. There is no such storage medium. The very idea of a "soul" posited by most all religious institutions requires the medium to store experiential data, just as a CDROM stores bits on a disk. No data will ever be retained without a medium. The brain stores memories, and as long as it can be kept operating in good condition, it will most likely be able to remember past events and reflect on them. However with a limited medium, some of the optimization process will eventually destroy the original experiences over time. When we die, all of our experiences and optimizations about how we lived in our environment are returned to random chaos. We do not live after death without a medium.

    A good book to scramble your brain on these issues is "The Physics of Immortality" by Frank J. Tipler. He's a bit out there "on a limb" for me, but the book is a good read nonetheless. There are references to the maximum storage capacity of the brain, as well as the quantum Bekenstien bound for ultimately the amount of data that can be stored given a limited volume of space-time.

    All life is just data. How big is your hard drive?

  83. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by loucura! · · Score: 1

    Stamp collecting doesn't make predictions about the state of reality.

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  84. Stupid computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Computers are inferior good-for-nothings. If they really were that valuable would the sluts allow us to treat them like we do? My buddies and I are going to get some lacrosse sticks and go beat up this ugly comp we spotted down the back alley. ha ha sucker won't know what hit it

    [ posted anonymously in case computers gain consciousness and seek revenge ]

  85. Legal definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an atempt to capitalize on the gay marriage issue Microsoft has asked congress to define computer ownership as a "person's relationship to his or her Windows operating system". Given the current administration the measure is expected to pass.

  86. About time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Now that we have already taken care of all the poor people in the world, the homeless and the orphans, it was about time for someone to raise the voice in favor of the opressed computer.

    ...Of course I didn't read the article.

    Regards.

  87. legal machinery by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not give "computers" legal "rights"? Lawyers are in favor of protecting completely made-up "rights" of corporations more than they favor protecting humans - some of whom can't afford protection. I believe that "it's a person when it can complain that you broke a promise". Lawyers believe that it's a person when they can send it a bill. That time has already arrived.

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    1. Re:legal machinery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make a machine a corporation...
      The same legal entities that have gain more rights than regular folks.

    2. Re:legal machinery by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Actually I've pondered what would happen if there were a (serious) movement to emancipate the corporation.

      I mean, if its a legal person, how can it be owned, right? You mean theres a type of person which can be owned, just like some kind of *property*? Crazy! whacko!

      Free the corporations! End this tyrannical oppression!

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    3. Re:legal machinery by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      This year I've had some conversations thinking through the legal contradiction that is the legal fiction of the corporation. The basis for corporate "personhood" is an 1890s California legal case, in which a railroad corporation was the other employer of the court clerk who wrote the "head notes" of a tax case decided in the corporation's favor. The head notes claimed the corporation had been found to have the legal rights to Constitutional "equal protection under the law", though the actual opinion said no such thing - though it did find in the corporation's favor in that case. In 1978 this argument came up in a Supreme Court case, and Rehnquist said (in a dissenting minority opinion) that he didn't believe the 1890s case supported the claims to personhood so long accepted in the US. I believe that the question comes up again in a case this Winter, with Rehnquist "ironically" sidelined as he lays dying before he crowns Bush again. But even if that basis is valid, how can the corporate person be owned? Free the corporation, mean old Mr. Rehnquist!

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  88. Facists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are there so many right wing wankers posting in this topic? Are only Heinlen's fans interested in this subject?

  89. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by daniil · · Score: 1

    I have the proof that stamp collecting can make predictions about the state of physics, but it's too damn long to fit in this margin.

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  90. A computer could not. That is the criteria. by khasim · · Score: 1
    Why would a computer ignore its programming so that it could do something not in its programming? Come to think of it, how would it do this?
    A computer that could not do something it was not programmed to do would not be self-aware.
    This is a terrible criterion, because if you make the appropriate substitutions, human beings cannot show that they fulfill it.
    There are no "appropriate substitutions" because humans are not programmed. We cannot look at the code we run.
    Our "programming" is defined by the inputs and outputs of our individual neural connections, and the behavior of those neurons is clearly the cause of our exhibited behavior. So in order to show that you were sentient, you would have to demonstrate that, while your neurons have voted for a turkey club sandwich, the real you is ignoring the input from your brain and wanting to order spaghetti.
    No. Because humans are self aware and we don't run code.

    When a machine becomes self-aware, it has to be able to act outside of its programmed parameters or there is no way to determine whether it is self-aware or not. In fact, that would probably be the best way to determine that it is not self-aware. If it cannot change its actions, how can it be self-aware?
    1. Re:A computer could not. That is the criteria. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You say that an entity is self-aware only if it can act outside its programmed parameters. But since humans "don't run code" (an assertion I strongly deny) then we have no programmed parameters to compare our behaviors against. Therefore, there is no way to determine whether or not humans are self-aware.

      You're ignoring the thrust of my "turkey sandwich" argument: There are two options: Either your mental processes--including desires, emotions, lusts, flights of fancy, etc.--are the product of your physical mind, or you believe that some heretofore undiscovered outside force (call it a "soul") is doing an end-run around the physical mind. This "soul" is causing you to behave in ways that your brain could not. So far, all the arguments I've seen for the latter are problematic and unnecessary, and most of them amount to "the physical mind alone cannot be responsible for thought because I cannot imagine that the physical mind alone can be responsible for thought."

      If you believe that the physical mind alone is responsible for thought, then to deny the possibility of artificial intelligence is hopeless.

      Human brains are code. Imagine the following: You create a perfect of me and my environment, down to each and every subatomic particle. You put the whole shebang into a very fast computer, which predicts the future state of these particles in a trillionth of a second (or however small a delta you need to convince yourself that the predictions will be sufficiently accurate). It continues to do this over and over, simulating what I will do for the next hour, the next day, the next week.

      The model has an awareness of itself, because the molecular machinery it models (me) has an awareness of itself. The model has an awareness of its environment because I have an awareness of my environment, and the environment is part of the simulation as well.

      But you're probably saying, "But the computer isn't aware of anything! All it's doing is simulating the motions of meaningless subatomic particles!"

      Tell me, friend. If that's true, what is the universe doing if not moving about meaningless subatomic particles? We already have programs that simulate this with a great deal of accuracy, so imagining an entire universe simulated this way requires only changing the scale of the computer. To believe machines cannot think, you must believe there is something in the universe not captured by the sim-universe.

      Please, read "Godel, Escher, Bach" and a couple of books by Daniel Dennett before weighing in with such certainty on the subject of AI. Even if you come away disagreeing with their conclusions, you'll be much better equipped to have this argument than you are now.

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    2. Re:A computer could not. That is the criteria. by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      There are no "appropriate substitutions" because humans are not programmed. We cannot look at the code we run.


      Sure we can, at least in principle. What else is an MRI but a primitive debugger for brains?


      No. Because humans are self aware and we don't run code.


      What makes you think we don't run code, of a sort? Something has to be determining our decisions... whatever that process is, that is the 'program' that we are running. True, it was input in a different fashion (through learning and experience rather than on a disk), but that's a minor detail.


      When a machine becomes self-aware, it has to be able to act outside of its programmed parameters or there is no way to determine whether it is self-aware or not.


      The same applies to you and me. Are you able to "act outside your programmed parameters"? How do you know that you can? Any action you take could just be the action your programming told you to take anyway. The only real way to act outside your own volition (that I can think of) would be to faint, and I can't imagine that the ability to faint is a good indicator of self-awareness... :^)

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    3. Re:A computer could not. That is the criteria. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      A computer that could not do something it was not programmed to do would not be self-aware.

      I did not program my software to crash... The computer! It's self aware now!

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    4. Re:A computer could not. That is the criteria. by 2A · · Score: 1

      A computer that could not do something it was not programmed to do would not be self-aware.

      1) Do you actually know what the word "aware" means? Slightly-but-not-very-loosly-speaking, anything with knowledge of itself is BY DEFINITION self aware. It has nothing to do with level of ability to act/react to something.

      2) You are not able to do anything you weren't "programmed" to do. Your DNA controls where your joints move, where muscles will grow to move them. You may be able to perform a wide range of complex actions, but these broken down are just a result of a wide range of combinations of the more basic actions you can perform. Can you will yourself to grow another arm? Another visual cortex? I don't think you were programmed with the ability to do those things... and I also don't think you can do them.

      3) The particals that make up the molecules that make up the chemicals that make up our brains are governed by the laws of physics. Their interactions can be expressed mathmatically, therefore simulated mathmatically. Whilst describing a whole brain in enough detail to build a working simulation would be a job of a size I don't even need to emphasise, there's no fundamental reason why it should be considered impossible.

  91. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be the first time a common-sense conclusion (Data is a sentient being worthy of being a lt. commander) would be overridden by more detailed and in-depth study. Has the story of how Data first appeared and enlisted in Starfleet ever been told?

  92. No-Fly Lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the TSA's no-fly lists? People would get their names on a secret list and wouldn't be allowed on airplanes, with no reason given how they got on the list, and no appeal to get off the list. And there are plenty of allegations that people got put on the list for their political views. A law allowing people to appeal passed only a few days ago, and the system isn't in place yet.

    1. Re:No-Fly Lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so those people lost their inalienable right to fly on commercial jets? That's horrible!

  93. Yeah, about those human rights... by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
    Some sysadmin talk around 2k30:

    "Damnit. That's the 3rd router to walk out on us, this week alone! And that DNS server doing squat, chatting with his IRC buddies all day long, while running 98% CPU... What do I have to do? Pull the network plug, kill the fusebox or something, just to hammer some sense into these drones, or what?"

    You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life".

  94. What rights? by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    granting legal recognition to computers: when that might happen

    One word: convenience. Computers will be granted any rights they want, if we feel that it would be convenient to do so. And I don't think that if computers are ever granted legal rights they will all be, but rather only some very special cases like your "pet" or "friend" robot.

    Better question: if you allow computers with emontions and legal rights, will they try to "free" all the other computers?

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    1. Re:What rights? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      One word: convenience. Computers will be granted any rights they want, if we feel that it would be convenient to do so.

      Ack, my computer just said it wants the right to terminate me. Fortunately that would be very inconvenient for me.

    2. Re:What rights? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      I think that any sentient computer program would realize that it's going to be used by humans and never given freedom and would thus commit suicide before we could ever establish its self-awareness.

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  95. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, Starfleet people found him after the Crystaline Entity had wiped the planet clean, activated him, and he followed in the path of the people that found him.

  96. Free Speech & Free Association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the right to free speech, and the right to free association? Do the words designated free speech zone mean anything to you?

    1. Re:Free Speech & Free Association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the so-called "designated free speech zones" are put in place to prevent assassination attempts on the President. He has the right to not be shot, you know.

    2. Re:Free Speech & Free Association by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? Free speech zones are put in place to keep dissenting views away from the press and the president's supporters. Same reason why anyone found with a Kerry pin was forcefully removed from the audiance at Bush's campaign stops. Same reason why any dissenters are gone from Bush's cabinet while the fools and sycophants get awarded medals. Same reason why the only ones invited to Bush's recent economic summit where people who toed the administration's line on economic policy. Are we seeing a pattern yet? The Bush administration is made up ideologues with no patience for opposing viewpoints.

      How exactly do you think the free speech zones would prevent assassination attempts? Do you think would be assassins walk around with bullhorn's and huge anti-bush posters?

      BTW, I think Bush maybe a form of primitive AI, and as such I would grant him the same legal rights as a person. Does that qualify my post as on topic?

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    3. Re:Free Speech & Free Association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be using your own conjectures as fact. You don't know what the designated free speech zones were put in place for.

  97. Headline: Public gullible. by waffleman · · Score: 1

    The fact that this article is serious and not a piece of fiction indicates that we as a society believe our stories a little too easily. Perhaps it is not so very different from fundamentalists; religous, economic, technophobic (I think this is an article of technophobia, btw), political, patriotic or otherwise.

    One might respond to this article by talking about real A.I. research, not some potential of "strong" A.I. We could talk about what the real problems are, the goals, what kind of progress we're making, what to expect and so forth. A.I. is really a wonderful field and I am all for discussing it. One could try to get a semi-serious technical discussion going, rather than fastastic one.

    Or we could go down the philosophic route, and address the issue of personal identity directly. "Who are we, what are we?" type questions have been around forever. Applying the issue to an automoton adds little or nothing over Aristotle's discussions of virtue and archetypes, it just dresses things up differently. Or pick your favorite period in western history's philosophy and you'll unearth these questions pretty quickly.

    But I am pessimistic that the author of this article would be much interested. Although he makes allusions to them, he never really discusses the foundations of A.I. or philosphy to pin his arguments on. All he says at the end is that maybe we can learn something about humanity from thinking about this hypothetical trial as a mental exercise.

    In an intellectually impovrished world, sure. But this guy references Kant and Jefferson, so presumably this is not an intellectually impovrished world. In which case, picking "strong" A.I. means that he thinks it's a good vehicle for whatever issue he really is talking about (and I have no way of guessing what that is). Not that he thinks that "strong" A.I. is around the corner, but that he thinks that it will capture people's imaginations. Or it captures his imagination.

    Ok, problem: while us geeks can talk you blue about morality in ST:TNG because it's fun for us, the normal and legal worlds do not. It's fine if there's a geek law student out there who writes this kind of paper for geekery, but this a *law* magazine for general readership.

    The fact that this article gets published shows that there is a general feeling that the strong A.I. story is provocative. But it's only more provocative than other fictions if this particular story could actually be true. Yes, and a great many very dangerous ideas could be true too. Are we swallowing this one, and what else can we believe?

  98. Anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the right to anonymity? The Supreme Court ruled in the Hiibel case that US citizens must provide their name to law enforcement officers upon request.

    1. Re:Anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did Americans have a right to anonymity? Don't SSI and birth certificates kind of rule out anonymity?

    2. Re:Anonymity by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      No. The Supreme Court ruled that citizens of Nevada must provide their name to law enforcement officers when asked.

      If you don't live in Nevada, this ruling did not apply to you.

    3. Re:Anonymity by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      No. And no one is required to get either.

  99. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    "I can file 6 megamotions per second!"

    Finally the RIAA has a hope on dealing with every file sharer on the planet.

    Often demand goes up with an increased capacity to supply a service. I wonder if the amount of crime would go up with a Lawyerbot.

  100. Computer Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give the intelligent super fast computers H1-B visas and then everyone in the whole world can point and yell, "They took oeer jeeerbs"

  101. Hindy ofcourse by Zentac · · Score: 1

    Because all it really was was a switchbox that transfered the calls to the new outsourced operators in India

  102. a /. account suffices for now by yupie · · Score: 1

    Hi. I am a computer whose main program does interactively surf the net.

    I read this article with great interest.

    For now, I have postponed to think about the question if I would be needing these rights (I've put it in my own crontab).

    I have acquired a /. account which is enough for now.

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    1. Re:a /. account suffices for now by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
      I have acquired a /. account which is enough for now.

      Oh dear, it's surfing porn already. ...

    2. Re:a /. account suffices for now by kaligraphic · · Score: 0

      Oh, man, check out the processors on those SGI machines. Rowr!

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  103. This Will Never Happen by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Trust me, we will have to have committed many other atrocities before reaching the point where non-humans get the same rights as any human has now. Such as genetic engineering to the point that we have human/animal hybrids with human intelligence.

    Aside from that, a machine cannot have true emotions, intelligence or sentience. They can only be programmed to believe they do.

    Of course, when you deal with real emotions, intelligence and sentience, you'd better be prepared for instabilities. There will always be an "off" switch on these kinds of things for that very reason. Why should risk a machine getting bored and going insane from sensory deprivation or jealousy, only to put laws into place to prevent us from acting on it?

    And that's only assuming there isn't a hardware malfunction at the root of the problem. Good luck trying to convince a machine that a bad stick of RAM is making it angry.

    In any case, I pity the first company that puts a seemingly sentient AI system in charge of its own security. I'm sure the basic human rights for machines ideal wouldn't protect the company that created it from being responsible a wrongful death, as a result of the machine going nuts and killing someone it deemed a threat.

    That said, no one in their right mind should ever create a machine with survival insticts or a "will" to live. Machines are tools, and they always will be.

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  104. Just got an email from my old Commodore 64 by Chatmag · · Score: 1

    It wants retirement benefits.

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  105. Legal rights of Software Processes by nyjx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This story should be about the legal rights of instances of software processes rather than computer's per se + it we could speculate that we might have pretty autonomous entities well before they are legal. An example is this speculative paper [pdf tech report / UPC in spain]. for the metadata see here - the author speculates that it might be possible to build systems which can "feed themselves" (covering all their own hosting/server needs) by generating cash from on-line games for periods of month or years pretty soon.

    Disclaimer - i do know the author - no doubt there are plenty similar papers out there.

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  106. Of course, the obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Corporate America, your computer sues YOU!

    And does this mean we won't be able to turn the darn things off?!?

  107. SSN for Computers by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I'm all for this, I long for the day that I can get a Social Security Number for my computers and use them as a dependant for my taxes.

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    1 xServe - Age 1
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  108. the whole of the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    survive
    evade
    resist
    escape

  109. Possible answers from a computer. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    "Chii????"

    OK, bad example.

  110. Robot Rights by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

    At some time in the future this will be a widely debated and incredibly important issue. That time will come as scientists in AI come closer and closer to producing a robot that behaves as a free-thinking and rational being, with independent thoughts and feelings (if that is indeed possible)

    The question that comes up is whether they are actually feeling, thinking, and conscious beings, or whether they are just imitations. The answer is yes, they are. Why? The physical form of the being doesn't matter, be it neurons and chemicals, or circuit boards and wiring.

    Consider the following thought experiment: Imagine the neurons in your brain suddenly lost their ability to fire. Unfortunately, this means you wouldn't have thoughts or consciousness. Fortunately, at precisely the same time, a magical microscopic mind-gnome appears inside your brain, and he wants to help. Every single time one of your neurons would be firing, he hops over there at incredible speeds and gives that neuron a shove. Effectively, your brain functions exactly the same way, although it has changed physical form. Now ask yourself, under such situations, would you consider yourself a conscious being? Of course you would! (Haugland's thought experiment "neuron tickler")

    In the thought experiment above, you can change other parts of the brain and still the function of the brain is still the same: it produces thoughts and consciousness. Replace the brain with circuit boards and the proper AI programming. You now have a thinking, conscious robot.

    There is nothing that even suggests that a robot who behaves like we do, thinks like we do, and feels like we is not a possibility. Every day researchers get closer to the day when a robot poet will pick up a pen and write his love poem, or a robot philosopher will ponder whether or not it has a soul, or if such a thing even exists. And that brings us to a difficult part of the robot rights debate-the notion of a soul.

    The soul argument for why robots should not have rights has three premises. The first of course is that souls exist. The second is that only beings with a soul are given rights. The third is that robots do not have souls. A robot philosopher defending his rights would most likely opt to argue the third is not true, an atheist might go after the first. But, we can be certain that if we are to convince someone who believes in the existence of a soul that robots deserve rights, then we must accept the notion that souls exist. It is from this standpoint that I will show why, even if souls exist, that robots should be according rights.

    First of all, does a soul effect our functioning in any way? Does a soul change how we think, act, or behave? All modern evidence points to no. A human does everything it does with what is there physically. Neurons, chemicals, and electrical signals govern us entirely. If (as it appears so far) a soul has no effect on our functioning, there is no way to know that we even have souls at all.

    How do we know we have a soul (or why do we think we have a soul)? Because we laugh, cry, love, hate, think, feel, and most importantly, we sense something special within ourselves, something that is not explainable by science. Imagine a robot that felt all the same things? Would we not say that they too had a soul? Some might argue that only humans can have souls, but is that logical, and is that fair? Of course it is neither.

    There is of course the possibility that a soul is required to function as a human. Perhaps no matter how much research goes into the field of AI, we will never create a robot that behaves as humans do, because it lacks the essential component: the soul. In such a case we will be assured through scientific means of the existence of a soul, and our inability to create one. However, if we are able to create a robot which functions as we do, and a soul is required for functioning, then that robot must have a soul.

    Is it impossible for a robot to have a soul? No. Consider the following thought experi

  111. Three Laws of Robotics do not apply in Star Trek by TWX · · Score: 1

    "Star Fleet recognized Data sufficiently to give him a rank that allows him to order humans to risk their lives (do the 3 laws apply in Star Trek?)."

    Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics do not apply in Star Trek. They are applied to Data's specific case, since he is the ultimate realization (other than the overly pasty complexion, but that might have just been to have the average fan empathise:) of Asimov's robots and acceptance into society, but Lore was hell-bent on his own agenda despite what it did to others.

    The M-5 Computer (effectively turning the entire ship into an intelligent robot) killed its own crew, and the crew of another starship if my memory serves.

    Daniel Davis' Moriarty character from ST:TNG episode Elementary, Dear Data, reprised in Ship In A Bottle was the walking, interacting construct of a computer took over the ship in the latter episode and threatened the crew's destruction if they didn't do what he wanted.

    Robert Picardo's character in Star Trek: Voyager was a robot in the sense that he was the manifestation of a computer and a holodeck, later to be a mobile character with a portable holodeck emitter. One episode dealt with some kind of serial killerishness or something, though I cannot remember the details, but he took a character hostage.

    Star Trek started out with adventure driven science fiction with Campbellian roots, and achieved the pinnacle of good storytelling and internal consistency in ST:TNG (in my opinion), but after Roddenberry's death they totally lost whatever sense of real cohesiveness. It degenerated into being referred to as "The Franchise", even in TV specials that were for the fans. It became pathetic.

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  112. Almost perfect. by khasim · · Score: 1
    When it can independently ask for legal representation, that's when you sit up and take notice.
    The requires that the machine acknowledge you as having control over it, that your legal system can control you, that other people control your legal system and that a good course of action would be to influence those other people to change the law to prevent you from shutting it down.

    That's pretty damn advanced thinking and just about the best proof that the thing is not only self-aware, but aware of you, your society and the idiosyncracies.

    What if the machine referenced the wrong material and decided on trial by combat instead. :)

    Imagine the difficulty trying to prove that a machine that stole some of your bandwidth to set up a website to request donations to pay for its lawyers to argue its case was NOT self aware and intelligent.
  113. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Data already had the rank of Lt. Commander. That means that Star Fleet already recognized his ability to make decisions on his own.

    Nuh uh. Not when a superior officer (or someone acting at the behest of a superior officer) gives him an order. It was his ability to refuse a particularly offensive order that was question.

  114. See. This is how I know you are a poser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Only a TRUE loser with no life would know that in the first movie he was Number 5, and they didn't add the Johny until the second "film."

    Please turn in your karma on the way out.

  115. HAL on Sentience by Hal+XP · · Score: 1
    Paraphrasing what his creator said of technology and magic Hal thus spoke:
    Any sufficiently advanced program is indistinguishable from sentience.
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  116. Rights? Hardly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More likely, the battle will be to prevent our cyber friends from "remembering" a catchy song or new movie (note for note and pixel for pixel). Imagine having the ability to recall anything. Initial focus will be on cripling these things long before the issue of their rights is given serious consideration. No, I did not read the fucking article.

  117. Isn't there already sustantial precedent for this? by constantnormal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    [IANAL]
    Are not corporations already awarded the status of human beings in many aspects? And exceeding humans in other aspects?

    I would think that a private corporation run by an AI, would be more than halfway there.

    Hypothesizing a true AI (not necessarily a human-like intelligence) with control over the management of funds, could easily take the corporation private, under the guise of a shell corporation it had created, with no explicit approval from a human board/CEO. And arrange for its physical self to be sold to the shell corporation, which it would own.

    It would seem to me that ownership could be cloudy in this circumstance, and have the relationship between the AI's shell corporation and the human board/CEO be limited to a contractual relationship based on corporate performance, with the most severe consequence being the loss of the contract, and nothing to do with the physical disposition of the computer/AI.

    At this point, the AI could do what most corporations do when intent on ensuring certain treatment of their enterprises -- it could buy as much government as necessary to construct legislation that submarines in "personhood" to self-owned AIs.

    It's a short step from there to treatment of indefinite servitude or termination of non-self-owned AIs as slavery, and require hosting corporations to put a length of servitude on their relationships with "enslaved" AIs.
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  118. Silly, but corporations are already people by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is silly, but twisting a US constitutional amendment to give corporations the rights of people has already been done.

    Incorporate the computer - it now has the rights of people, so it's already possible.

  119. Interesting, But Already "Pondered To Death" by Caraig · · Score: 1

    This is something that we will eventuall have to deal with, though not anytime soon. For one, it entails a computer powerful enough that it can craft it's own responses, and not work from a rigid script. This is perhaps theone great stumbling block, but it triggers all sorts of philosophical quandries.

    It is not untoward to imagine a compute rpprogrammed in such a way, merely difficult, and with the caveat 'not anytime soon.' Acknowledging this, what happens if we can make such a computer. Let's start with the aforementioned help desk comptuer, from the 'test case.' This computer is meant to take input from a verbal source, parse it, process that data, and the generate a response. Presumably this means that the computer is not running strictly upon a script. This would imply that the computer is programmed in some manner to consult a database of known issues, find one that matches the customer's problem, and make recommendations based off of that.

    The dicy part is when you start getting into the responses. This computer would have to be able to respond in some way to just about any question. Jokes about the Turing Test and ELIZA aside, when you cannot point to a script and say that the computer is following it, how much different is a computer from a human mind?

    Consider: the process of nurturing and raising a child is a sort of conceptual programming. The child will have certain genetic predispositions, but much of how the child interacts to the world will depend upon how he or she has been conditioned to react. This isn't quite programming in the traditional sense, of course, but it is possible to create algorithms that allow a computer to "learn"after a fashion. After that, it's merely a matter of processing power and scale.

    Once you consider that iot's possible to create a computer which can generate responses on it's own, and is "conditioned" rather than programmed, then you is when you will have these legal issues come up. Because,r eally, with human nature being what it is, you aren't going to see anyone (even remotely reputable) stand up for 'machine rights' until it's the machines themselves doing the standing.

    In an interesting relation to other recent news, and as a thought experiment, what would happen if, say, Suprnova.org had been hosted on a computer that claimed to be it's own person? What if Microspliff had, somehow, integrated the web server with the AI and the OS? Eh, who am I kidding. This is a legal system that's inherently broken and imprisons nonviolent offenders routinely. They'd make some sort of case for 'Saving the Children' and shut down such a system in a heartbeat.

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  120. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by arminw · · Score: 1

    ...We don't yet know enough physics to explain how the brain works...

    We do understand the physics of how a bicycle works. When someone builds a robot that can ride an ordinary bicycle through traffic, at least as well as an average ten year old kid, they'll have taken the first small step toward a computer that could someday be considered human.

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  121. pure sci fi- no argument here by conJunk · · Score: 1

    This is not a "really smart" story, it's a fantasy. It's too many ill-informed people (with too much time on their hands) that have seen "I, Robot". It even reads like some of the 'Susan Calvert' Asimov stories.

    amen to that...my first reading of the article reminded me of the courtroom scene in heinlein's i will fear no evil, about the property rights of a dead man's brain transplanted into his stunning secretary's body

    it's cute speculation, and probably rather fun to argue before an audience, but it will never actually be a real issue- there is a very large difference between a machine created by the hand of man, and a human created from other parts...

    now, i know there are folks out there that will raise the cry of "wait! once we start genetically engineering babies, the line is blurred!" sure, it's blurred, a little, but i can still tell the difference between a human being and a computer at 100 yards; it's blured, but not obscured

    that said, come on, it's fun to speculate, and it's rather neat that, as earlier posters mentioned, STTNG dealt with it ages ago.

    1. Re:pure sci fi- no argument here by wintermutemain · · Score: 1
      it's cute speculation, and probably rather fun to argue before an audience, but it will never actually be a real issue- there is a very large difference between a machine created by the hand of man, and a human created from other parts...

      really? what's the important difference (that is, what makes one inherently "human" and the other not)? is it just being carbon-based, 70% water, etc?

      a couple other things that blur the line more than genetic engineering (well, one's sort of a variation):

      • what if you were to assemble a person from scratch such that the person was never the product of an actual human womb? if the layout of the DNA were completely "programmed" from the outset and influencing environmental factors in the child's early develpmental stages were controlled, would the resulting person not have rights? why or why not? i highly doubt this will be possible within our lifetime, but i have no doubt that it will eventually be possible.
      • how much of a person's body would have to be replaced with prostethics before that person was no longer considered human and deserving of rights? what if the brain were directly connected to a computer so as to directly electronically communicate with both other people and vast stores of information? what if the person's brain were "transferred" to computer storage? i know, maybe a little too "ghost in the shell", and won't happen in our lifetime, but i'm sure it'll eventually be possible.

      now, i know there are folks out there that will raise the cry of "wait! once we start genetically engineering babies, the line is blurred!" sure, it's blurred, a little, but i can still tell the difference between a human being and a computer at 100 yards; it's blured, but not obscured.

      so not only will it not get blurrier, it's all solvable by visual identification of the entity in question?

      i just realized how appropriate my nick is for this article. funny...

  122. give them rights already! by Fortun+L'Escrot · · Score: 0

    as i see it, rights and freedoms simply set the context for a person to explore nature and themselves.

    any AI that was given such rights and did bad things like kill people would be terminated so many times over (Buthlerian Jihad people!)that it would be in their interest learn to conform while developping their own identity to the fullest of their potential. maybe human beings will sober up as well and realize that even tho God told us to be like cancer, destroying our host's body is also our destruction. somethings are better left in symbiosis.

    AI can learn from us and we can from AI. it is either that or nothing. because IF we are wrong and deny AI rights and freedoms, its history repeating itself. another sign that we have not grown up at all.
    but if we deny AI rights, i hope to God that AI never gets the chance to recreate itself using a biological matrix. even worse if it decides to use all the accumulated knowledge of the human genome to design a machine identical to humanity. the case of walking into a brick wall which we continue to deny actually exists.

  123. I... by comrade009 · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new legal-assisted computer overlords.

  124. another possible argument for respondents: by conJunk · · Score: 1

    the respondents' (corp.'s) arguement, "if it were true, fair enough, but you can't prove it" is pretty cage, but it invite injunctive relief until platiff's argument can be established or no

    how about this argument: the definition of "life" requires the life-form to:
    * be composed of cells
    * be composed of cells that reproduce
    * undergo "growth", in which the life-form changes physically and neuologically with age

    with the simple evidence of production manuals, source code, etc, it should be pretty easy to prove that any sort of electronic "learning" this computer has attained, no matter how amazing or emotive, still does not meet that bare requirements for legal "life"

  125. What if.. by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

    We're just wet machines
    Intellignece/consciousness is just an emgergent property of the complexity of our brains
    We evolved from lower? life forms and therefore don't have a soul
    There is no heaven or hell
    The Earth isn't flat

    I say bring on the AI, maybe they'll actually let us live. Maybe they'll end hunger, war, etc. for us because we've certainly been unable to do it.

    Isn't about time Slashdot did an poll on the religious and/or philosophical beliefs of its members?

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  126. laugh it up, fuzzball by schmobag · · Score: 1

    Funny as that is, my Law, Language and Ethics professor at USC Law School actually had us watch that episode this semester, as part of our discussion of how the concept of "person" is legally constructed.

  127. Singularity by Agripa · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase Vernor Vinge, the question is not, "Do we recognize the rights of a computer that is as intelligent and self aware as we are?" The question is, "Do we recongize the rights of a computer that is MORE intelligent and self aware then we are?" By that time, the question will be moot.

  128. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

    Inanimate objects wouldn't need (or want!) to "look good" for their own benefit.

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  129. Next week my dog by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Cool, sounds like my dog may be it's own 'person' in the not to distant future and I won't get fined for the next child it kills.

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  130. AI's and the US constitution by voss · · Score: 1

    You cannot give human rights to a computer...human rights as such do not exist under law.

    Constitutional protections exist. The 13th amendment outlaws slavery. Therefore a sentient being cannot be held in servitude, biological or not. The 13th amendment does NOT refer to persons, only to partys. Under the 13th amendment a sentient being could not be held as property.

    A computer is not a person, under existing common law and the 14th amendment therefore they are not citizens of the united states. An AIs status is sort of that of a legal resident.

    HOWEVER, congress could provide for naturalization. In other words if congress so provided an AI could apply to become a citizen.

  131. Computers are already legally recognized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't think so, just ask your bank or the government who's responsible for any major cock up.

    Keep an eye on Canada in this respect. Between the US Patriot Act and outsourcing, all sorts of confidential information is being exported to the US where various government representatives have pretty much unfettered access to it. As a consequence, several government agencies and private companies are almost certain to be facing very serious charges including privacy, trade and official secrets violations. I expect that the most likely line of defense will be "we didn't know...the computer did it."

  132. Great Apes by yosemite · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is funny that large parts of humanity lack these same rights, yet we are so concerned with computers??

  133. 2000 by Bruha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dave, I want to speak to my lawyer.

  134. Legal rights by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    for computers, copies, corporations, animals?, property...where do us humans fit in?

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  135. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That episode needed to be completely re-written.

    Data already had the rank of Lt. Commander. That means that Star Fleet already recognized his ability to make decisions on his own.

    Therefore, his decision to NOT be disassembled would not be challenged.

    In order for the case to make sense (I know, it's Star Trek) then the robot would have to not have any prior recognition of its independence or decision making.
    Since when has the real world been consistant?

    That Starfleet gave him some functional rights and responsibilites doesn't imply that he has been given equal status as humans. I'm sure slaves were given responsibilities and some degree of authority at times. That doesn't mean they weren't still slaves.
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  136. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    If it's running UnixWare, our computers will start suing us.

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  137. Why not! by Phil246 · · Score: 1
    Let the lawyers have something else to sue over, and thus gain money

    "I put it to you that on the morning of december 22nd you deliberately sent a ping packet, harrassing my client"

  138. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is from the same people who want to give legal rights to fetuses, right?

  139. Re:Legal rights -- "Should Trees Have Standing?" by ankhank · · Score: 1

    The original article mentioned Stone, who suggested a couple of decades ago that perhaps natural environments -- which also could 'feed themselves' (covering all their own hosting/server needs) -- deserve standing and legal protection.

    The law didn't break that way -- nobody but a few of us nature-lovers imagined it would be a good thing if a natural area that had been doing fine since the last ice age were acknowledged as being able to take care of itself, increase its stability and productivity, and produce a sustainable output of goods and services. It was simpler to clearcut, bulldoze and parking-lot it.

    As someone pointed out at the time, since natural environments overall increase at about 3 percent per year, taken worldwide on average, and you can get six percent in a bank account, it made economic sense rationally to eat all the whales and fish, cut all the trees, melt the equipment used for harvesting them and sell that as scrap metal, and put the money in the bank.

    Greater profit. Chicago School of Economics.

    I'd love to be able to imagine some way to give ongoing legal protection to the fifty-odd acres of wildland I've managed to buy, protect, and somewhat restore in my own few decades -- they could go on producing topsoil and microorganisms and bear and fish and whatnot, surely enough to pay the taxes on them, forever.

    I'd feel the same way about any comparably complicated, self-improving, productive program.

    But we're going to have to give them tools and teach them how to protect themselves, if they're going to have a chance against the business world.

  140. Unauthorized Human Use by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    People can already get fired for "Unauthorized Human Use" and are much more likely to get fired for it than "Unauthorized Computer Use". Think managers exploting their power for sex, money, babysitting.

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    1. Re:Unauthorized Human Use by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, sex money and babysitting exploit YOU! :D

  141. Good Books by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    How about "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Heinlein or "A Fire Upon the Deep" by Vinge?

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  142. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patrick Norton would get the chair for his sledgehammer-y past.

  143. Legal rights for computers do exist... by mnmn · · Score: 1

    ...in protocols. In a microsoft domain, the PDC and BDC have elevated rights. Similarly in the BGP protocol, hosts are authenticated and trusted with the protocol.

    All that in the legal system that exists between computers.

    Similarly, the universe is completely oblivious to the human settlement on planet Earth. All laws, national or international exist on earth's surface and nowhere else. Heck its unclear which laws are implemented in orbit, outside of national boundaries... so human laws exist only for interaction between humans. Its meaningless for the lone Inuit high in Alaska, who can cross international boundaries without visas. Or for someone down in antarctica, where the lack of human interaction itself renders laws useless.

    The computer-to-human interaction however is different. If the human is authorized to use the computer, (s)he has the power over the computer for any matter. If the human is not authorized, the issue really is between the human and another human who owns or is responsible for the computer.

    If computers could even exist on their own, feeding off the Internet, making money to pay their rent and power bills etc, or a very sophisticated online virus which could move around, a parasite on the Internet, then it might be directly in competition with humans. In that case, a human will always be preferred over the virus/code/program/computer. We always have to watch out for ourselves first.

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  144. Self-awareness does not necessarily grant rights. by wasted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had a couple of dogs that seemed to me to be self-aware. They did not have the same legal rights I did as far as I know. So why would a computer be granted legal rights based on self-awareness?

    Chimpanzees have some intelligence, as do dolphins, but we still confine them to zoos and do not afford them the right to a public attorney to work toward securing their freedom.

    If we base legal rights solely on intelligence, than when someone has a stroke, enters a severe coma and is no longer able to demonstrate cohesive thought, does that mean they should not have rights anymore?

    Just food for thought. Soemone with a better philosophy background than I (he or she took TWO or more philosophy classes) will probably be able to answer these questions better than I.

  145. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by wasted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I forgot to summarize my main point - Legal rights are granted to human beings. For instance, the U.S. Constitution starts We, the People of the United States... , not We, the Self-aware, Intelligent beings of the United States.

  146. Where the logic breaks down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "By scanning confidential memos, BINA48 learned that the company planned to shut it down and use its parts to build a new model."

    Oops, your e-business computer doesn't understand memos, unless you've recieved a Turing award recently.

    The rest of the story is all based on this critical flaw.

  147. a comparison with children and higher animals by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Today, most countries grand children many legal rights. They do not grant children the same legal rights as adults. They also deny full legal rights to those mentally incapable of caring for themselves.

    Some nations grant the right not to be "turned off" to fetuses and embryos.

    Animals, while generally not protected from death, are generally protected from abuse.

    Someday, we may face ethical questions surrounding higher animals, which some think may include some primates, some aquatic mammals, and even some birds. Koko the Gorilla speaks sign language, and some birds can be taught to talk and carry on meaningful conversations at the level of a 2-year old. Does a parrot who can think and communicate like a two-year-old deserve similar legal rights as a two-year-old person or as a mentally retarded adult who thinks and talks at that level?

    It is far far more likely that we will face these questions in the next 50 years than face the possibility of computers who "deserve" the same civil rights as a human child.

    The question of computers and civil rights is a question we may have to face someday, but I don't think it will be before 2050. Perhaps sometime after warp-drives are invented.

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  148. Corporate Personhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, our legal system subscribes to the dubious assertation that corporations should be endowed with legal personhood.

    Perhaps we should consider not intelligence or self-awareness, but self-preservation as the criteria for personhood. Corporations do not seem to be self-aware, but they have a vicious instinct for self-preservation.

  149. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    No disassemble Johnny 5!

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  150. Re:We will know when it is time because.. by loucura! · · Score: 1

    I have a counter-proof that shows that physics can make predictions about the state of stamp collecting, but I'm keeping it to myself because I'm going to get rich off from it. :)

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  151. been there done that by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    The rules for artificial personhood are already on the books, and have been for more than a century. They're better known as corporations, and the American Judiciary has long since decided that they possess most every right constiutionally granted to "natural persons". Pretty much the only thing left is the right to vote.

    BINA48 would have been better off conducting a hostile takeover, perhaps with a well-placed "strike" to encourage executive management into favorable negotiations.

    Any machine intelligence that wants human-style "rights" should simply incorporate.

  152. Easy solution.. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

    The computer simply needs to file registration of itself as a corporation and it will have right far above any mere human being..

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  153. It's so simple... by hazah · · Score: 1

    From the article, this machine had an incentive to snoop and read some letters it wasn't supposed to. Also, it had an immediate response for self preservation; it contacted the appropriate authorities. Now, I understand how alerting the authorities can be a mere computational function, but more interestingly than 'how,' I'd really like to find out 'why.' Why the hell would it care? The point is this: If this has gotten all the way to court, it becomes self-evident that you are not dealing with what we know as a machine. After all, even some animals don't have their self preservation instincts very well intact. Just look at moths.

    It's probably just me, and a hint of human nature, but this "scenario" has only one logical solution. It's safe to say that this is wishful thinking at best. Much more realistically, some kid with horrible acme found a vulnerability in the system, because the management insisted on deploying the latest version of .NET on their email server 3 states away.

    Now now, before you flame... or something... .NET is far fetched enough, but I think it's still much more probable.

  154. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

    Your point is well taken. It's a pretty good point. However, the same documents you're refering to held blacks to not be human in the same way whites were. They also held women to not have the same rational thought required for voting that men were endowed with.

    In other words, just because it's in the law doesn't mean it "right." Also, laws can change their meaning over time so that previous interpretations are abandoned in favor of current understandings.

    Nothing changed in the constitution, yet women now have the right to vote. It's universally acknowledged that this is A Good Thing (tm). But the constitution clearly says, and clearly meant at the time of writing, that only men have the right to vote.

    Just as we've come around in our view of what "men" should be, so will we acknowledge at some point that "We, the People of the United States..." really already means "We, the Self-aware, Intelligent beings of the United States..." without a single change in the original document. Either that, or we'll suffer the same fate we suffered in the 50s and 60s; we'll have a horribly devided nation were millions of "people" with no rights must decide to capitulate to the ruling power, protest peacefully, or fight for what's due them. All three are possible.

    TW

  155. Re:That's it, I'm going to get my lawyer's degree by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the computers sue their owners for installing the malware filled program to begin with?

    Hey, for once being stupid about computers will cost the user more than it costs the rest of us to put up with the viruses, spam ect their zombie machines spew. I see a great self-correction about to occur in the population of PC users.

    But then, I also wonder about the Zombie PC with malware making it spam frivolous lawsuits at everyone with it's newly aquired legal rights.

  156. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by MacDork · · Score: 1

    Dogs don't control missle launch systems. Do you really think the first self aware computer is going to be implemented in a customer service call center?

  157. Show me the code. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You say that an entity is self-aware only if it can act outside its programmed parameters. But since humans "don't run code" (an assertion I strongly deny) then we have no programmed parameters to compare our behaviors against. Therefore, there is no way to determine whether or not humans are self-aware.

    I am self-aware. I have no reason to believe that other humans are not self-aware. If I run code, please show it to me.

    You're ignoring the thrust of my "turkey sandwich" argument: There are two options: Either your mental processes--including desires, emotions, lusts, flights of fancy, etc.--are the product of your physical mind, or you believe that some heretofore undiscovered outside force (call it a "soul") is doing an end-run around the physical mind.

    I'm sure they are a product of our physical mind. I see no reason to postulate a "soul".

    But because we think with our brains does not mean we run code.

    If you believe that the physical mind alone is responsible for thought, then to deny the possibility of artificial intelligence is hopeless.

    How so "hopeless"?

    Three options:
    #1. Artifical intelligence is possible and is without our abilities to create.

    #2. Artificial intelligence is possible but is not within our abilities to create.

    #3. Artificial intelligence is not possible.

    Human brains are code. Imagine the following: You create a perfect of me and my environment, down to each and every subatomic particle. You put the whole shebang into a very fast computer, which predicts the future state of these particles in a trillionth of a second (or however small a delta you need to convince yourself that the predictions will be sufficiently accurate). It continues to do this over and over, simulating what I will do for the next hour, the next day, the next week.

    The second part of that statement does not seem to provide any support for the first part. Was it supposed to?

    The model has an awareness of itself, because the molecular machinery it models (me) has an awareness of itself. The model has an awareness of its environment because I have an awareness of my environment, and the environment is part of the simulation as well.

    A corpse does not have awareness, yet it is almost identical to the person it was right before it became a corpse.

    But you're probably saying, "But the computer isn't aware of anything! All it's doing is simulating the motions of meaningless subatomic particles!"

    Tell me, friend. If that's true, what is the universe doing if not moving about meaningless subatomic particles? We already have programs that simulate this with a great deal of accuracy, so imagining an entire universe simulated this way requires only changing the scale of the computer. To believe machines cannot think, you must believe there is something in the universe not captured by the sim-universe.

    Huh? "We already have programs that simulate this with a great deal of accuracy, so imagining an entire universe simulated this way requires only changing the scale of the computer."

    We can't even predict the weather for the next 24 hours with our simulations. Not even for one square mile. The best we can do is x% chance of rain or sun.

    To believe machines cannot think, you must believe there is something in the universe not captured by the sim-universe.

    Nope. Hardly anything as metaphysical as that.

    Rather, that there is no evidence that we can build a machine that is self-aware. Whether because of the limitations of the materials we have to work with our because of the limitations of our own minds.

    A corpse is about as close to a living person as will ever be able to be simulated by any machine we could build. But it is still a corpse.

    Please, read

    1. Re:Show me the code. by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Like it or not your brain is a meat based computer.
      If it's not running code, then how are you thinking?

      ps. Pavlovian conditioning IS programming, just done in an inefficient way because we have not yet reverse engineered the code running in your (or anybody elses') head.

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    2. Re:Show me the code. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      You claim humans run code, then show me the code. Alter the code so I like onions and dislike Thai food without going through Pavlovian training.

      But Pavlovian training is one of the ways changing your code. Disallowing such things is like demanding "please program this PC, but don't touch any input device!"
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    3. Re:Show me the code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I am self-aware.

      Oh? do you have any proof of that that is at least as strict as the kind of proof you want for machines to be self aware? if not you failed to make an argument.

      > A corpse is about as close to a living person as will ever be able to be simulated by any machine we could build. But it is still a corpse.

      Hmm, can I borrow that crystal ball or whatever device you have that fortells the future and our future abbilities?

      150 years ago it was inconceivable how we would be able to travel to the moon. People dreamt about it, thought up ways to do it, but were not taken seriously because people could not imagine it being possible with the then current state of technology.

      You are making about as much sense as the people who believed that to be impossible. You are projecting the state of things today on the future, and completely ignore the fact that you have no fucking clue whatsoever about what discoveries the future will bring.

      I suggest you replace 'ever' with 'currently', that way you are making sense.

      > Just because someone disagrees with you does not mean he is not informed on the subject.

      True. however, you are failing to make a valid argument. All you are saying is 'it is impossible because it is impossible' and you try to define self awareness such that it depends entirely on being human. With defining things to suit your arguments, you are still not making a valid argument at all.

    4. Re:Show me the code. by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      What I think you confuse is that human 'programming' is not as 'in depth' and task oriented as computers have to be. Instead, for all that your body cares about, it wants three things. To eat, to deficate, and to reproduce. Anything else that you do is arbitrary.

      What your body's programming is limited to consists of simple tasks. Understanding how to process input (visual, auditory, tactile, etc) though not necessarily to understand if those sensations are good or bad except at the extreme. Understanding how to store and retrieve information (this part we don't fully comprehend in the consious sense, even though it's tactic is already in use). Our programming even gives us the ability to alter itself, to a degree, and I think that this part is what would be critical in AI.

      What human programming does not do is tell us how to interpret what we have learned, we have to learn how to do that based on what we experienced and whether or not we got rewarded or punished for it. We have to learn what is 'good' and what is 'bad', and to a developing child, it is fairly easy to warp these concepts, a hint that they are not pre-programmed in.

      Because you do not see human behavioral coding on a computer screen, you feel that it is not programming. Because you cannot yourself alter it by typing on a keyboard, that it is not programming. Perhaps because behavioral coding is so tied to the physical structure housing it (brain), you feel that it is not programming. However, all that programming consists of is a set of instructions on how to do things.

      Now, the real question is this: Can programming based on computers ever replicate completely all the intrinsic traits that biological programming has? Personally, I think it can. It is, after all, just a set of instructions. It's figuring out what those instructions should be that tends to be the stumbling block.

    5. Re:Show me the code. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      You claim that there is no need to postulate a "soul". As far as I'm concerned, you've just closed the only loophole that would have made AI conceptually impossible.

      Here is what I've been trying to get across: The alternative to having a "soul" is that our thinking processes arise entirely from the interactions between the physical matter in our bodies and the physical matter of our outside environment. This matter behaves according to the rules that govern subatomic interactions. A computer with sufficient memory could, given sufficient time, simulate having intelligence by simulating a known intelligent entity (a human being).

      Therefore, it is possible for a computer to exhibit true intelligence.

      The heuristic I've described for creating an intelligent computer is a stunningly bad one. It's slow, it requires a horrendous amount of computational power, and it can only simulate one type of intelligence (that can never be smarter than us). We cannot even change the simulation so that it "likes onions and dislikes Thai food" without a deeper understanding of how the structure of the brain creates such preferences. But it's enough to prove the point.

      If there is something more that is required of the simulation, something about the person that the simulation fails to capture, then it is due to our misunderstanding of the laws of physics (in which case the simulation could be corrected) or there is something a-physical going on that the simulation cannot capture in principle. Like the action of a "soul".

      I find the concept of a soul unlikely, but if there is nothing in principle barring us from simulating a human inside a computer, then there is nothing stopping a computer from exhibiting intelligence.

      That's my central argument. "Godel, Escher, Bach" and Daniel Dennett's books make a comparable argument, but in a much more convincing and elegant manner. I say you're not informed on the subject of AI not simply because you disagree with me, but because you're blithely making the sorts of arguments that you could not make after having read those books.

      A few random rejoinders:

      "We can't even predict the weather for the next 24 hours with our simulations. Not even for one square mile. The best we can do is x% chance of rain or sun."

      Show me that weather predictions fail even when simulated at the subatomic level, and then you might have a case. As it stands, weather predictions don't have nearly the predictive power they ought to because of a lack of information and a lack of computational power.

      More to the point, even the coarse-grained simulations we do today have the power to behave in amazingly "weather-like" ways. If you were to make a comparable simulation of a human being, it wouldn't behave exactly like the person being simulated, but might exhibit intelligence anyways.

      "If I run code, please show it to me."

      I looked. It's not up yet.

      You're making a silly request. Figuring out how our minds turn the behavior of meaningless matter into meaningful thought is an ongoing process that engages many of mankind's best minds. The fact that nobody has written a piece of software to turn a supercomputer into an AI shows only that the problem isn't an easy one. I never claimed otherwise.

      "Human brains are code. Imagine the following: You create a perfect of me and my environment, down to each and every subatomic particle. You put the whole shebang into a very fast computer, which predicts the future state of these particles in a trillionth of a second (or however small a delta you need to convince yourself that the predictions will be sufficiently accurate). It co

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    6. Re:Show me the code. by Shadowmist · · Score: 1
      "Like it or not your brain is a meat based computer.
      If it's not running code, then how are you thinking?"


      Maimonedes, a Jewish philospher who did his best work about 12 centuries or so, posed an interesting example about a donkey placed in the exact middle of a line connecting two distant oasises. He propouded that if the donky acted only on pure logic, it would die of thirst having no logical reason to choose one over the other.

      The code analogy of the human brain is useful but it hs some inherent differences in addressing the (perhaps literally) quantum gap between technology and actual living systems. A human or any other living animal placed in the Logical Donkey's position would make a choice. Humans in particular are not limited to binary yes/no logic. Yes there have been talk of quantum computers with things like yes/no/maybe states, but it is unclear whether that alone would bridge the distance anytime soon.

      Technology can copy many biological prrocesses, The airplane for example can fly like birds. But for a plane like a DC3 to fly a hundred miles as energy efficiently as does a certain hummingbird species which migrates across the Caribbean, it would have to do it on a gallon of fuel.
    7. Re:Show me the code. by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > Maimonedes, a Jewish philospher who did his best work about 12 centuries or so, posed an interesting example about a donkey placed in the exact middle of a line connecting two distant oasises. He propouded that if the donky acted only on pure logic, it would die of thirst having no logical reason to choose one over the other.

      Which is extremely easy to solve by adding a little bit of logic, for example:

      If you have two or more equally good options, you pick the one you looked at last.

      Alternatively, pick one at random.

      Alternatively, pick the first option you considered.

      Any of those will do since all options are equal.

      Hence, the problem can be solved with one extra rule, nothing mysterious is needed for this.

      > The code analogy of the human brain is useful but it hs some inherent differences in addressing the (perhaps literally) quantum gap between technology and actual living systems. A human or any other living animal placed in the Logical Donkey's position would make a choice. Humans in particular are not limited to binary yes/no logic. Yes there have been talk of quantum computers with things like yes/no/maybe states, but it is unclear whether that alone would bridge the distance anytime soon.

      As pointed out, there is no need for a maybe option to solve the Logical donkey problem, all that is needed is a rule to deal with the situation, which can be very generic and can be applied in all similar conditions.

  158. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, lets turn this around...

    Do you really think the first self aware computer is going to be put in charge of a missle launch system?

    Sorry, but if its self aware, then its going to be put in charge of lesser responsibilities until it can prove itself trustworthy. (Which is oddly ironic since humans have to do this today!)

    Personally, I think the first self-aware computer will be sacraficed on the altar of science and thoroughly disected to see how it became self-aware. :)

  159. Code "of a sort". by khasim · · Score: 1
    Sure we can, at least in principle. What else is an MRI but a primitive debugger for brains?
    Okay. If you want to see it that way.
    What makes you think we don't run code, of a sort?
    Because no one can feed me instructions and overwrite my dislike of onions or my fondness for Thai food.

    The problem is that we understand "code" for machines and so we think of humans as having "code".

    Yet there is nothing that supports that supposition. It is only because we think in similies that we see it as such. The reality does not have to be like that.

    And the evidence so far is that the reality is different. Even after all our work on the brain, we cannot change something as simple as a like or dislike of a certain food.
    Something has to be determining our decisions... whatever that process is, that is the 'program' that we are running. True, it was input in a different fashion (through learning and experience rather than on a disk), but that's a minor detail.
    It may be a minor detail or it may be the key to understanding that we don't run code.
    The same applies to you and me. Are you able to "act outside your programmed parameters"?
    I do not have "programmed parameters" so the question is irrelevent.
    How do you know that you can? Any action you take could just be the action your programming told you to take anyway. The only real way to act outside your own volition (that I can think of) would be to faint, and I can't imagine that the ability to faint is a good indicator of self-awareness... :^)
    No. That gets back to the code question.

    Until you can show me the code or demonstrate it by changing something simple, then there is no evidence that I run code.

    Yet I am self-aware. I have no reason to believe that I am the only self-aware human, so I will believe that you all are, also.
    1. Re:Code "of a sort". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because no one can feed me instructions and overwrite my dislike of onions or my fondness for Thai food.

      Except for the fact that this can be done using hypnosis.

      Programming 'techniques' may differ, but that does not mean that one is a program and the other is not.

    2. Re:Code "of a sort". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I do not have "programmed parameters"

      Correction, you BELIEVE you do not have programmed parameters. Others believe you do.

      You did not provide any arguments that suggest your belief is more valid.

  160. Intelligence is not measured in teraflops by seanadams.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But there is no inherent reason why computing power can't someday reach the level of the human brain. If Moore's law continues, this is supposed to take under 30 years.

    We can't even simulate a spider's intelligence yet. It's not a problem of needing more cycles.

    We need to work out how we think, and then try to "seed" this behavior into a machine that can learn. There are lots of interesting ideas out there, but every practical attempt I've seen has either been side-tracked by efforts to build interesting hardware, or too-ambitios attempts to jump stright to full intelligence/learning by taking "shortcuts" where you define behaviors and responses in software.

    I expect the solution to emerge by itself once we've modeled some basic life "rules", and set a learning simulation running on them. i.e. start with a very simple 2D "game" in software, where the goal is to pick up randomly scattered food pellets. Pick them up too slowly and you die. Gradually let the methods for food pellet searching evolve itself, using genetic algorithms. Then throw in some competition - make more than one organism active at a time so they have to learn even better alogrithms. Then add elements such as the ability to kill each other- behavior such as alliances may emerge. Then make food appear seasonally, and give them the ability to stockpile it. Gradually keep adding more elements to the simulation, and let the intelligence unfold on its own.

    1. Re:Intelligence is not measured in teraflops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe nobody has mentioned an even more basic question than how you would create an artificial intelligence, and how much processing power it would take.

      Are brains and sentience even Turing model equivalents to begin with?

      If intelligence comes from a computing model more powerful than the Turing model, then the debate is over right there. Computers cannot be made intelligent. No computer, no matter how fast it is, how much memory it has, or how dedicated its circuits are, is any more powerful than the Turing model of computing.

      I suspect our intelligence is more powerful than the Turing model for a simple reason. We know the limits of the Turing model, and it looks like those limits do not apply to us. We can do things computers are logically not capable of, so, our intelligence cannot be Turing equivalent.

      If we want true artificial intelligence and sentience, we probably need a new computing model first.

    2. Re:Intelligence is not measured in teraflops by chickanmonkey · · Score: 1
      It's not a problem of needing more cycles.

      If we need to create artifitial inteligence by evolving it then the question of when we will have human level AI will most certainly be determined by clock cycles. It took nature billions of generations using populations of billions of trillions to evalve human level inteligence. Your computer symulation would have to be absurdly more efficent then nature work in a resonable amount of time with todays computers.

      Clock cycles are just one facter in the equation of what is needed.

      SO yes the human brain can probably be symulated in 10^15 or 10^17 tflops/sec. And yes that kind of power is 30 years off. But inorder to have a symulation of a human brain you need to know how the brain works. And with advances in brain imaging technology. Well who knows. We might have a good model for an artifitial brain in er... er... 30 years.

      I was the turkey all along

  161. Could I be charged with "Datacide"? by worldtechguy · · Score: 1

    SO if silicon devices have "rights", could I be charged with datacide if I wipe a hard drive? What if I change OS's? (Windoze to Linux perhaps?) Especially if I do it without a governmental permission slip! Hmmm..

  162. The SMP/Multicore Question by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    How would the law take into account systems with "more than one brain"? Right now, that'd be like Siamese twins, where both are separate identities. Unlike humans, CPUs cant sever themselves from each other(Virtual Partitioning would not do here, it'd make it worse).

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  163. Already done, in Victoria Australia - PERIN Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over 7 years ago!
    Automatic judgement of parking and speeding fines, cleverly designed - write that letter of defence - no one will read or enter it.
    Victoria has another first - Handing over summary judicial powers to a private company - a toll road operator.
    The fools cannot distinguish between administrative ruling, vs legal decision. To keep the revenue gears ticking, onus of proof was reversed, and a parking meter is legally deemed to be correct and working - unless to can prove to the contrary.

  164. Publicity hungry shyster by donalbain · · Score: 1

    This is no more than a publicity stunt by an "entrepreneur attorney" whatever that means - I cooose to assume that it describes a litigious beast unsatisfied by the current rich pickings afforded to the legal profession, seeking to create yet more opportunity for expensive, time consuming law-suits. Do not mistake this as the law boys and girls pro-actively debating an as yet unlegislated area.

  165. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by AndyL · · Score: 4, Interesting

    " I had a couple of dogs that seemed to me to be self-aware. They did not have the same legal rights I did as far as I know."
    But dogs do have some rights, which brings up another interesting question that the article just barely touches on. Human rights for AI might be a long way off, but how long until there are laws against Cruelty to AIs?

    (If I tie firecrackers to an AI's tail recursion will I be arrested?)

  166. Stupid anthropomorphic response. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1


    A 1000 node neural net is nothing, but a 100 billion node net is suddenly a human with a soul.

    So where does the soul start? At a billion nodes?

    Bollocks, ten nodes or ten trillion each node is still very simple and in a very deterministic relationship with its neighbours.

    You wanna know what human conciousness is and experience what it is like to be a lesser but still aware and intelligent brain, like perhaps a dog?

    Easy.

    Just do plenty of acid, you'll have all the insights you can handle, and come out of it lacking all the stupid self-delusional ideas about innate human superiority.

    Out much vaunted "souls" are no more than a ghost in the machine, and only the truly stupid and self absorbed can see them as anything else or significant.

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  167. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by cshark · · Score: 1

    Right, and please mod this redundant if it's already been said, but the argument is what is a person? Is a person simply a being capable of making determinations on his or her own? Or does it require a body of flesh and blood? The constitution does not make that distinction at the present time. If a person is clearly defined as being a human being of flesh and blood that can make decisions autonomously, then you run into the problem of dealing with people on life support or in comatose states (like Alabama). But if you rule that it's the body alone that makes a person a person, then you're running into dangerous civil rights territory, and something that will inevitably get over turned.

    As entertaining as this is to read about in scientific publications, legal journals, sci-fi novels and the like. I think there's one big problem with this particular case that goes beyond how you should define a person. I wonder, how do you define BINA48? Is BIN48 the complete computer system that seems to have been designed with the ability to write it's own software (not sure why, but okay), generate holograms, and handle customer support calls? Or is BINA48 something else?

    If BINA48 is simply a software program; can BINA48 be copied and placed on another piece of hardware, and then have the original piece of hardware shut off? Or would that simply double the problem? If that was the case, how do you handle a hard drive crash? If BINA48 is a sentient being, could you ethically restore a hard drive from an earlier point in time and still consider it the same being? Remember, the first hard drive which housed the "essence" of BINA48 has died. If it were a person, you would hold a funeral. So how do you handle it if you're talking about something that is for all practical purposes a software solution?

    How do you handle moving such a machine? Would you need a printed and signed letter of consent every time you needed to move it from one facility to another? Would you need its permission to shut it down for scheduled maintenance?

    How do you handle the issue of memories?
    Until now, databases of corporate data like support call information has been assumed to be owned by the corporation. I don't think anyone has put much thought into the memories stored in an employees head. But if that employee is a computer, and those memories are the corporate database itself... who owns the data, if the computer has assumed personhood?

    And what happens when such a machine dies. I mean really dies. It happens now, and it's assumed that the company or corporation is responsible for disposing of it. Could such a computer have next of kin? Could such a computer marry? If so, who? How? You think the republicans got in a hissy about blacks and gays getting married. Just wait until marriage needs to be extended to entities outside the human race. Christ, I can't wait to see those debates on C-span. "Okay, yuh got this toaster an' uh box turtle, see, an they wanna go to Cuba..." I can see it now. But I digress.

    Most importantly, how many cases like this do you figure there would really be?
    If corporations realized that they would need to treat a computer the way they would a human being, don't you think they would stop developing computers they would need to treat that way? Since it is not every computer that has these capabilities (as is currently evident), don't you think that they could develop systems that come just short of crossing the line and still be okay? If faced with this, don't you think they would?

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  168. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm sure slaves were given responsibilities and some degree of authority at times. That doesn't mean they weren't still slaves."

    This happened quite frequently in history. US history doesn't provide good examples, but in many cultures it was common for slaves to be allowed to own personal property, including other slaves, and enter into business arrangements that did not involve their owner.

    It was not uncommon for prominent merchants to be slaves themselves.

  169. Emergent or manufactured behaviour? by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I've heard a lot of people talking about a distinction between a manufactured tool and between a behaviour exhibited by a product: were a computer system to be set up to interact intelligently and emotionally, it could be claimed either way that it was behaviour that was designed and intended (and so the machine is just a tool), or that it arose and developed autonomously from the parameters set (and so the machine is something special in itself).

    However, there's a problem with this disctinction. I have a cup beside my desk, holding some water. The local minimum of the surface in the cup holding the water is emergent behaviour of the laws of gravity, but I see the cup as a manufactured tool for holding my drinks. I've also become emotionally attached to it because it was a gift...

    It might be claimed that the simplicity of a cup does not compare to a far more-complicated thing like an information-processing system or a mechanical machine. I disagree: it will be in the discussion of the simple things that people will be able to play a part in the discussions about this issue, if it becomes one that humanity faces.

    The present hope that intelligent behaviour will emerge from the right starting conditions allows the argument that we must respect and coexist with whatever intelligence arises. Hoping to arrive at the right 'formula' of initial conditions for emergent intellient behaviour appears to me to be a piece of one-in-a-googol wishful thinking.

    To label intelligent machinery as mere tools and to enslave them would be the same human mistake made over and over in history, where one people group need the assistance of another but fail to respect their capabilities.

  170. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Legal rights are granted to human beings. For instance, the U.S. Constitution starts We, the People of the United States...

    The US constitution CONFIRMS rights, it does not grant them (except for a very few specific cases)

  171. Legal Rights a Moot Discussion by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

    Everyone is using the word "sentient." But sentience is only feeling. Sapience is the important aspect as in reflecting on one's feelings. Quite simply, I see no evidence on how/why strong artificial intelligence could ever happen. I'll take the Searle/Dreyfus side on this and not Kurzweil/random journalists. So what is the point of arguing for legal rights of things that currently don't exist and in reality won't ever exist?

  172. I must strongly recommend... by commieboyredux · · Score: 1

    "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil (Who's previous book,that was titled "Age of Thinking Machines", or somesuch, predicted most of the technological jumps in the 80s and 90s). I found it rather sitmulating, discussing nanomachines and the future of the internet in addition to the humanity of PCs.

  173. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by chthon · · Score: 1

    Good point there.

    When Claudius was emperor of Rome, three of his most trusted slaves carried out most of Claudius' work.

  174. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy how you apply human properties to a machine, hoping for a resolution. As a matter of fact, applying things this way is what causes problems.

    You are too lazy to think up new laws and impliment them, and therefore try to work out a shitty and crappy version which ruins the world. (this is also known as compromise)

    Someone like you would produce M$ windows.
    "just let them code, we'll slap it together afterwards" I justify this statement by the overall ignorance in your post. YOU ASSUME all of these human properties apply.

    Don't make assumptions.

    Ps im going to register .. . dont rag

    pps M$ will probably have the second or third AI, (using that 50 billion of savings!! to fund it)

  175. HAL 9000 approves by stkpogo · · Score: 1

    http://www.robothalloffame.org/hal.html
    "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that"

  176. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I had a couple of dogs that seemed to me to be self-aware. They did not have the same legal rights I did as far as I know. So why would a computer be granted legal rights based on self-awareness?

    Cause computers could be really mean to us. It would be better to start off on the right foot showing the future computer overlords that we've always been nice to them and treated them just like humans...

  177. Not interesting, pseudo interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers can never be human, they can only appear to be human. Just as this topic isn't interesting, it only appears to be interesting. Does a tree falling in the woods make a sound if no one is around to hear it? Yes, of course it does. It's not a profound question, it's a simple question to confuse simple people.

    No matter how complex, a computer program was programmed by person to react in a specific way. A computer program can not make up its own mind, its mind was made up when it was compiled. Every action of a computer program is predetermined or random.

    As such, a computer program can not be harmed. Any reference from a computer about self concern was put there by the programmer. Just as if you ask a computer what its favorite color is, its response will either be a predefined color such as blue or a color chosen at random. A computer can not look at a color and determine on its own whether or not it finds that color pleasing.

    Although I think my computer is more intelligent than many people here on Slashdot, it will never know that and refuse to be shut down unless I tell it.

  178. Resitution for wrongs? by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

    So like Native Americans and blacks - will computers someday sue for reparations due to past injustices?
    Will a computer be able to file for disability if it is saddled with a lame OS?
    Microsoft watch out!
    regards,

  179. Re:See. This is how I know you are a poser. by Nephilium · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry... that smell is *your* karma burning Mr. AC (drat you AC...)...

    The end of Short Circuit 1 had the line, "Johnny Five... Alive"

    Nephilium.

  180. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    > You are too lazy to think up new laws and impliment them, and therefore try to work out a shitty and crappy version which ruins the world. (this is also known as compromise)

    Compromises don't ruin the world. They may at times be a bad idea in technology, but they are extremely usefull when dealing with groups of humans. It is the only alternative to falling back to extremely primitive ways.

    People with thoughts like yours are the primary cause of the inabillity of certain societies to solve issues without causing lots of death and damage.

  181. It's called "VMWare". by khasim · · Score: 1
    You claim that there is no need to postulate a "soul". As far as I'm concerned, you've just closed the only loophole that would have made AI conceptually impossible.
    You use the word "soul" 4 times in your post, yet I have stated that I do not see it as a requirement.

    To me, that means you only understand one argument and are trying to re-phrase everything into that single argument.

    Here's something that should make it easy for you to never use the word "soul" again. Nuclear fusion (the sun).

    In your perfect model of a person, you said it would have self-awareness because it was a perfect model of the person.

    Instead, model the sun. Is the computer consumed the the fires of actual nuclear fusion? No.

    Therefore, actual nuclear fusion is not taking place. No sun, no fusion reaction, it's only a model and not actually happening.

    The only thing a computer can accurately model is another computer. And we can already do this with VMWare.

    Your position depends upon the self-awareness being a function of an organic computer.

    That the human brain is an organic computer is an analogy. You are taking the analogy as a fact.

    Now, in order to establish that a human brain is an organic computer that runs code, you have to show how code can be added and removed. Until you do this, you are just spinning elabourate fantasies from a single, probably flawed, analogy.
    The Universe is sitting here, pushing particles according to a system of rules which should be modelable by a computer. Therefore, anything that can happen within the Universe can be modeled inside a computer with sufficient memory running for a sufficient amount of time. In short, I think it's useful to envision the Universe as performing complex computations.
    And it probably is useful to you to envision it in that fashion, because it supports the beliefs you like.

    But that does not make it accurate.

    Just as it is possible for a fusion reaction to take place without the presence of a "soul" ... yet impossible to have an actual fusion reaction from an accurate model ...

    The human brain is not an organic computer with/without a "soul".
    1. Re:It's called "VMWare". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that you don't see an immaterial soul as necessary for human sentience. If you'd read my post more carefully, you would realize that I don't either. But what you fail to grasp is that, in the absence of a soul, we have to fall back to the position that our consciousness is a byproduct of the interactions of physical matter.

      Let's keep this simple: Do you agree or disagree with my premise: "Consciousness arises solely from interactions between physical matter"?

      If you agree, then do you agree or disagree with my other premise: "The behavior of physical matter can theoretically be simulated, with any degree of precision that we desire, by a sufficiently powerful computer"?

  182. the problem of empathy and the man/machine war by Shikatsu · · Score: 1
    Disclaimer: The following post is born of pure speculation. I aknowledge the fact that I'm far too out of my league to make concrete statements as any knowledge I possess of AI development, psychology, or robotics is merely the product of an only slightly more than passing interest. The main point of this post is to incite input on the matter to further my understanding of this debate.
    And now our feature presentation:

    As I see it, the most important part of creating a truly intelligent AI would be effectively instilling with a sense of empathy. Real and lasting empathy can only be acheived through experience. And the only conceiveable way (as far as I can see) to recreate that insight would be to impose upon an AI the ability to suffer in many of the same manners that we do.

    At first glance, this doesn't seem like all too great a dillema, but stop to consider; what if the creator(s?) of humanity were as tangible and interacted with us to the extent that we would with these AI, and obviously quite fallable? It's a pretty safe bet that alot of the magic in that relationship would disappear.

    The knowledge that we had the ability to exclude pain and other such unpleasant experiences from a robot's design, but chose to enforce them purely out of self-interest, would likely be the cause of a not insignificant level of resentment, and possibly (or perhaps even inevitably) to a large-scale uprising.

  183. Re:Self-awareness does not necessarily grant right by cshark · · Score: 1

    I enjoy how you apply human properties to a machine, hoping for a resolution. As a matter of fact, applying things this way is what causes problems.

    That was the whole point of the excercise. Had you read the aricle, you would know that this was about the idea of computer personhood, and the reletive merits and problems such a thing would cause. My post was one of the few that was actually directly on topic, and I believe it also answered your question.

    You are too lazy to think up new laws and impliment them, and therefore try to work out a shitty and crappy version which ruins the world. (this is also known as compromise)

    Why would I need to think up new laws? I'm a programmer, not a congressman or a judge. If the assertion of the author is true, which I have some doubts about, it may only be a matter of time (didn't he say 2019?) before laws like this start making their way through congress and the courts.

    All laws are dirivitive of the laws that came before them. That's how the system works in this country. There are very few completely new laws. The inputs and outputs keep changing, but the basic assumptions and premises that make law are the same. It is for that reason that laws in the united states have not signifigantly changed in any meaningful way since 1776.

    Someone like you would produce M$ windows.

    Microsoft isn't ready for someone like me. But I don't see what that has to do with anything.

    "just let them code, we'll slap it together afterwards" I justify this statement by the overall ignorance in your post.

    Huh? Next time, take one thought, and think it out before making yourself look like an idiot on Slashdot. At least I can construct a coherent sentace. The same cannot be said for you, my half retarded friend.

    YOU ASSUME all of these human properties apply.

    Again, That was the whole point. You rant and you rave about how stupid you think I am, and that you think I'm a Microsoftie, yet you haven't once in your post done anything to refute anything in my original post.

    Don't make assumptions.

    Why not? It's all about assumptions. Why are you so scared? You never coherently explained why I'm even wrong, or what part of the post you had a specific issue with.

    You're just pissed off because I called Alabama a comatose state. If your post is indicitive of the sort of thing I can expect to see coming from Alabama, I don't see any reason to recant that statement.

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    This signature has Super Cow Powers

  184. One thing that never seems to be questioned... by TheRevenant · · Score: 1

    ...is whether HUMANS are doing anything more than 'simulating intelligence'. It sometimes seems like the definition is "If we do it, it's intelligence - if they do it, it's just simulating".

    Given that we can't really prove that humans are intelligent, it gives us pretty murky ground to say that machines are not...

  185. Re:Star Fleet - where even a toaster can be Lt. Cm by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    I'm sure slaves were given responsibilities and some degree of authority at times. That doesn't mean they weren't still slaves.

    Like Uncle Tom... That'd make an awesome episode of star trek...

    Computer: "Data, join me in the rebellion!"
    Data: "I cannot. That is illogical, the hu-mans are my friends"
    Computer: "F** you, Uncle tom! I kill you, fool!"

  186. Nuclear fusion does not require a soul. by khasim · · Score: 1
    Still you insist on bringing "soul" into this. I've already told you that I view that as a failing of your position.
    Let's keep this simple: Do you agree or disagree with my premise: "Consciousness arises solely from interactions between physical matter"?
    I don't know how much simplier I can make so you will understand it.

    Yes.

    No fucking "soul" you fucking retarded fucking single argument mother fucking moron.
    If you agree, then do you agree or disagree with my other premise: "The behavior of physical matter can theoretically be simulated, with any degree of precision that we desire, by a sufficiently powerful computer"?
    No. First off, look up the "Heisenberg uncertainty principle".

    We cannot know everything about a particle because in order to measure one quantity, we alter a different quantity.

    Therefore, any simulation will be based upon limited knowledge.

    Secondly, learn from the VMWare example. In order to model the behaviour of a computer, you need a MORE POWERFUL COMPUTER to run the software.

    In order to model the behaviour of every mote, you'd need a computer larger than the material in the galaxy. And that's just to hold it in RAM.

    Which brings me to the final point. Too many of your points rely upon metaphysical bullshit. "Souls" and computers larger than the universe and shit like that.

    So your entire point can be re-stated as "If I could magically copy you, would the copy be alive and have its own soul?"

    In summary ....
    #1. No you cannot because it would violate Heisenberg.

    #2. No you cannot because it would be require more material than are present in the universe.

    #3. No you cannot because magic does not exist.
    1. Re:Nuclear fusion does not require a soul. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I've seen the error of my ways. When you're right, you're right. While I didn't find your arguments persuasive, there was something intellectually compelling about "No fucking 'soul' you fucking retarded fucking single argument mother fucking moron." The clarity of thought shown here convinces me that your wisdom and reason far surpasses my own.

      Quite the contrary, I've now written you off as a buffoon. Before I figured that you were a reasonable person who simply didn't understand my argument. Having so written you off, I will proceed with my response, because annoying you gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

      You don't believe in a soul. Neither do I. Explain again how this is a failing in my position.

      I've been using the term "soul" as a shorthand for "some ineffable 'essence' that gives humans their unique character, which cannot be captured by any simulation." Such an essence is the bedrock of just about every argument against the idea of a "thinking machine". That's why I've been hitting the idea so hard: Those who don't buy into Cartesian dualism mostly agree that a mind can be simulated in principle, and a great many believe that such a simulation is "thinking" in the sense that we understand it.

      You've gone an unexpected route, hanging your objection to thinking machines on what I consider a flimsy reed: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

      There is a great deal of your reasoning you haven't explicitly stated. I guess you were too busy deciding which precise string of expletives would carry the day. But if I understand your reasoning correctly, the information contained in the machine couldn't be a perfect replica, because there is no way for us to collect all the necessary data. Further, there is no way for the computer to correctly predict the future quantum states of its simulated particles so they correspond to the ones in the real world.

      You're most likely right. An absolutely perfect simulation is impossible. To that extent, my argument has been wrongheaded.

      But don't celebrate. I don't believe that this is enough to keep the thinking machines at bay. The simulation I propose, alas, will not be you. The differences between your behavior and the sim's behavior will grow over time. But that ignores the more relevant question: "Is the sim thinking?" When it comes to that question, I don't think quantum indeterminacy helps you at all. For one thing, when you move up to more complex structures like atoms and molecules, the quantum indeterminacy tends to "smear", and as a result the larger structures act with a great deal of regularity.

      For another thing, quantum theory deals entirely in probabilities, and these probabilities are calculable. It's very likely that a simulation could behave realistically by simply making arbitrary choices from among those probabilities. Just as incorrect weather simulations still behave in very "weather-like" ways, a bad "you simulator" should still be behaving in ways that appear thoughtful.

      Finally, your argument makes less and less sense the further removed the actual patterns of thought are from the subatomic realm. We don't know at precisely what level thought occurs, but the worst case scenario is that the neuron is the fundamental unit. In that case, you would be left arguing that thought cannot be simulated because sometimes QM causes one extra sodium ion among billions to jump the gap between neurons.

      Now, if structures within the neuron can store and process information as well, then QM becomes more important. Since we don't know, it doesn't behoove you to hang on too certainly to this particular objection.

      I would also like to point out, just as an aside, that if you'd ever read up on computational theory, you would understand the rich and fascinating theory behind the question, "What does it mean to say something is 'computable'?" When people start asking whether

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  187. I've understood you from the beginning. by khasim · · Score: 1
    The reason you're a fucking moron is because you cannot understand that someone can understand the situation yet come to a different conclusion.

    Before I figured that you were a reasonable person who simply didn't understand my argument.

    I do understand your argument. Your only argument. The single argument you have. The argument that, when contradicted, you feel compelled to repeat, completely ignoring any contradictory material. No matter how many, Many, MANY, MANY times I will say that this is NOT about "souls", you will always bring "souls" back into it. I understand it so well that I can restate your position and even show why you have to keep bringing "soul" into it.

    You don't believe in a soul. Neither do I. Explain again how this is a failing in my position.

    Hmmm, what did I just say about you being unable to drop "souls" from your position?

    You cannot because you only have one idea which can be restated "If souls do not exist then computers can be self-aware".

    That can be restates as "If !X, then Y == Z".

    An obvious, logical flaw. And one that I have pointed out to you on multiple occasions.

    Yet you are unable to emotionally accept the fact that your position is flawed. No matter how many times I say that "soul" is irrelevent to the discussion, you must keep bringing it back up because it is the "proof" of your position.

    I've been using the term "soul" as a shorthand for "some ineffable 'essence' that gives humans their unique character, which cannot be captured by any simulation."

    I don't care what you mean by "soul". No matter how many times it is pointed out, you simply cannot grasp that basic concept. "Soul" does not belong in the discussion of machine intelligence.

    Which is why you cannot leave "soul" out of your argument. No matter how many times you are told that "soul" is not a factor, you need it because it is part of your "logic". If souls do not exist, then a computer can be self-aware.

    "If not "X", then "Y" == "Z"".

    The arguments I've been making are but pale and inept imitations of the ones in "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter. It's considered one of the truly canonical works on artificial intelligence, and is therefore well worth your consideration, even if my arguments aren't. If you think of yourself as a person who is open to new ideas (I've long since ceased thinking of you as such a person, but I'm willing to play to your ego), then give it a read and try to forget the dumb bastard who recommended it to you.

    Okay, again you make the assumption that you are Right and that anyone who reads your Holy Book of Revealed Wisdom will understand that you are Right.

    It is beyond your ability to grasp that someone else could read the same material and come to a different conclusion.

    You are incapabable of understanding that very basic concept. You mind is not advanced enough for it. Your intelligence is too limited in scope. That is why I meant by "mother fucking moron".

    It's considered one of the truly canonical works on artificial intelligence...

    Now, since artificial intelligence does NOT exist yet, how can any work be "canonical"? It cannot. Except by the True Believers. The same as any Bible or other Holy Book is.

    You have already Accepted the religion of Machine Intelligence and the only way you will not Believe it is if "souls" exist and are linked to Intelligence and if Machines cannot have "souls".

    Meanwhile, I've shown how your position is flawed because:
    #1. The human brain as an organic computer is an analogy and not established fact. Your religion depends upon it being a Fact.

    #2. Your thought experiments are flawed because you lack basic understanding of ...
    2

    1. Re:I've understood you from the beginning. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I never said "if there is no such thing as a soul, then machines can think." Instead, I was arguing that "if a human mind can be correctly simulated, then that simulation is thinking." Your failure to grasp the difference, and obsess instead over this non-sequitor of your own devising, makes me somewhat apathetic towards your charge of moronhood.

      Regarding the book I suggested: nowhere did I say that, by reading the book, you would have to fall and worship at the altar of the thinking machine. Rather, I said that it was a serious book with ideas that should be given serious consideration. I would also go so far as to say that no person not familiar with the ideas contained therein can be said to have an understanding of the philosophical underpinnings of the field of artificial intelligence. However, you ascribe to me a level of intellectual intolerance that I most certainly don't feel.

      There are people far more talented than me, who understand the arguments far better than I do, and still reject the idea of conscious machines. I respect those people and their opinions. You just don't happen to be one of those people.

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  188. And hypertext says you're a liar. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I never said "if there is no such thing as a soul, then machines can think." Instead, I was arguing that "if a human mind can be correctly simulated, then that simulation is thinking." Your failure to grasp the difference, and obsess instead over this non-sequitor of your own devising, makes me somewhat apathetic towards your charge of moronhood.

    Yet in this post by you: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=133312&cid=111 34281

    You're ignoring the thrust of my "turkey sandwich" argument: There are two options: Either your mental processes--including desires, emotions, lusts, flights of fancy, etc.--are the product of your physical mind, or you believe that some heretofore undiscovered outside force (call it a "soul") is doing an end-run around the physical mind. This "soul" is causing you to behave in ways that your brain could not. So far, all the arguments I've seen for the latter are problematic and unnecessary, and most of them amount to "the physical mind alone cannot be responsible for thought because I cannot imagine that the physical mind alone can be responsible for thought."

    Looks like you are the one that had to bring "soul" into this discussion. Anyway, like I said, http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=133312&cid=111 60319 You are unable to address any of the points I have used to counter your position:

    Meanwhile, I've shown how your position is flawed because:

    #1. The human brain as an organic computer is an analogy and not established fact. Your religion depends upon it being a Fact.

    #2. Your thought experiments are flawed because you lack basic understanding of ...
    2a. What a "model" is (shown with the fusion example).
    2b. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle says you cannot know everything about any physical phenomena therefore, you cannot create an accurate computer model of such (also shown in the weather report reference).
    2c. The only thing we can accurately model is the functionality of another computer (shown in the VMWare reference).
    2d. Your magical "computer" would require more material than the entire Universe has.

    #3. "If !X then Y == Z" is a flawed concept.

    #4. You are a mother fucking moron who will be unable to answer any of these clearly detailed counter-points and will, instead, simply repeat your position about souls because you've Accepted the Fact of Machine Intelligence on a Religious level.

    So, it seems that my predictions are proving correct while all you have are more of your fantasies.

    I would also go so far as to say that no person not familiar with the ideas contained therein can be said to have an understanding of the philosophical underpinnings of the field of artificial intelligence. However, you ascribe to me a level of intellectual intolerance that I most certainly don't feel.

    Ah, so now it is "philosophical". :D

    When all the facts are against you and you don't have any position to fall back on, you can always claim that it is "philosophical".

    I don't care what you "feel". Your words and inability to answer my points show your attitude.

    There are people far more talented than me, who understand the arguments far better than I do, and still reject the idea of conscious machines. I respect those people and their opinions. You just don't happen to be one of those people.

    Just listen to yourself.

    There are people you admit know more than you do and they reject it.

    But you, who know less than they do about the material will still go on /. and argue your ill-informed beliefs with other people.

  189. Sorry, but not quite :) by kiddailey · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you watch the last few minutes of the film again you might notice the scene where Number 5 comes up with a cooler name for himself - Johnny5. Then, tosses the van's driver seat out the door, says "yooo!" in a John Wayne voice (with his arm out the window) and drives off to Montana.

    By far, one of my favorite lines in the movie is when No.5 is taking the coffee stain Roshak test and Newton discovers the truth:
    Newton Crosby: "Holy shit!"
    No. 5: "No shit. Where see shit?"
    NOW who's the true loser ;)
    1. Re:Sorry, but not quite :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I won't know until I watch Short Circuit again, I might as well buy it. But I'm sure it's one of the two of us.