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2004 Inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame

lucabrasi999 writes "The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ran a story today on the 2004 inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame is affiliated with Carnegie Mellon University. The highlight of the ceremony was apparently a handshake between Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) and ASIMO (Honda). Well, at least Robby the Robot finally made it in. Now I can sleep easy at night."

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  1. Robot Hall of Fame? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My nominee would have been Dick Cheney. Too late though!

    1. Re:Robot Hall of Fame? by joelanders · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Marvin the paranoid android should be there...

  2. Bill Gates by seems+so+green · · Score: 2, Funny

    I nominate Bill Gates. Dude ain't right, you know? Gotta be a robot.

    1. Re:Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would nominate Steve Ballmer, the world's first robotic monkey

      (Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers...)

    2. Re:Bill Gates by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Gotta be a robot.

      Verses Steve Balmer who is a marionette (Developers! Developers! Developers! Can't you just see him dancing all over the stage with wires attached to his limbs?)

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  3. Heh. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    *hasn't R'edTFA yet*

    Johnny-5 better be on there. The Short Circuit series was the shit.

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    1. Re:Heh. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Funny

      You added an extra 'the' to that sentence...

  4. Highlight !!!!! by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    The highlight of the ceremony was apparently a handshake between Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) and ASIMO (Honda)

    If that was the highlight how many people bludgeoned themselves to death to escape the boredom? Jeez I bet even a few of the robots self terminated if that was as good as it got.

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  5. 2004 Inductees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a lot of people--er, robots.

  6. Kiss my shiny metal... by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish Bender had been nominated.

    1. Re:Kiss my shiny metal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is. Look at the "Nominate a Robot" link

  7. HAL9000 is in ...but by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Dave's not here"

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  8. WTH? What about Bender?? by raitchison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The voters can kiss his shiny metal ass, he definitely should have made it in.

    Is HAL even a robot? I though he/it was a computer.

    I'll be pissed of Tweakie (TWKE-4) makes it in before Bender.

  9. Al Gore unavailable for comment by MobileDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    He invented robots, you know? /and probably is one - one incredibly angry robot

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    1. Re:Al Gore unavailable for comment by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

      He must be a time traveling robot then.

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  10. DUPE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reads a lot like:

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/20/0 73 2201&tid=216&tid=101

    1. Re:DUPE? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Woops! You know, I searched for Dupes before I submitted the article. I guess I just didn't go back far enough in time. Sorry.

    2. Re:DUPE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The paper posted it twice, back in June and again in October. Looks like their Science section is nothing more than filler.

    3. Re:DUPE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The inductees were announced in June, the ceremony was this week.

      And to test out ImageEvent's robustness :-), come visit my pictures of the demonstrations that were part of the 25th anniversary celebration.

  11. Wifi by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Funny

    More like George Bush. Now the truth can finally be told: that debate hump was a WiFi antenna!

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    1. Re:Wifi by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, Anonymous farking Coward, you admit that Bush is a robot spy! Tell us that he's from the future, and that he takes the same batteries as Schwarzenegger. We'll get them both by grounding the ionosphere!

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    2. Re:Wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From this article:
      A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.

      "It's a spine," said the unnamed scientist. "The president's backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry."
    3. Re:Wifi by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it wasn't a .. squirrel?

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    4. Re:Wifi by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, they obviously transplanted an unnatural spine into the president who flipflopped on steel tarrifs, pre/post 9/11 terrorism priorities, catching Osama, education, nationbuilding, uniting/dividing, the environment, WMD in Iraq, and everything else that faced down his cowboy words and fratboy convictions. That's why the bulge is so small, and he doesn't have the guts to admit that he can't face any questions unless Cheney's "got his back". In fact, maybe that lump is Cheney. Maybe Bush has flipflopped from a rich jerk with a monkey on his back in his "misspent youth" to the monkey with a rich jerk on his back.

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    5. Re:Wifi by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, experts agree that the lump was really Bush's smarter brother.

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  12. Nintendo ROB? by stateofmind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is the Hall of Shame at? So I can nominate Nintendo's ROB (Robotic Operated Buddy). :)

    Photo of Rob, innocent at play

    Josh

  13. Will Smith by Kinkify · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if Will Smith was prevented from attending?

    1. Re:Will Smith by Performaman · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Harrison Ford: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner/

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  14. Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by VidEdit · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What an appalling sense of science fiction history these people have. They have "SIMO...ASTRO BOY...C-3PO...Robby, the Robot...Shakey" but the ground-breaking robot from Metropolis, Maria, isn't there. This sexy robot was years ahead of its time and it wasn't until Star Wars that the boxy water heaters with flexible duct arms finally gave way back to this original design.

    The idea that they would have C3P0 without first inducting Maria, who C3P0 is derivative of, shows a poor acknowledgment of the foundation laid for the future by Fritz Lang.

    Check out: http://www.jeffbots.com/maria.html

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    1. Re:Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by snap-hiss · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest... 3PO is the man. Write that down.

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    2. Re:Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While you're right on the mark about Maria, you're missing the meaning of the word "fame," as in "Robot Hall of Fame."
      Lang was visionary, (as was Wilcox with Forbidden Planet) but Maria was and is not famous.

      Still, she should have at least got an honorary mention for the obvious impact she made on Lucas.

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    3. Re:Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by VidEdit · · Score: 1

      It is a good point, but I think that should be more to a "Hall of Fame" than just voting in the most recent candidates. If mere fame were enough, then a Hall of Fame would be redundant since only the most obviously famous would be there...but perhaps that is the point, to pander to people.

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    4. Re:Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree that Maria isn't famous. Everyone who knows at least a tiny little bit about Star Wars, and everyone who ever was into SciFi knows about the robot from Metropolis - they might not remember the name, but the shot with the lights (actually christmas tree bulbs...) swirling around robot's body is as famous as it gets.
      The problem is that I doubt that there was anyone actually playing the robot in it's first movie version. It just sits there on the pedestal. The second version is hardly a robot anymore. And having Anthony Daniels shake hands with Asimo is a nice PR idea.

    5. Re:Where is Maria, the sexy robot from Metropolis? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I would certainly never have hot robotic sex with a robot invented by evil Dr. Rotwang. You just don't know who she's been.

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  15. Robotics Institute 25 by feelyoda · · Score: 4, Informative

    this is just part of a BIG event for CMU, the Robotics Institute's 25th.

    Look here for semi-live blogging of tomorrows talks.

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  16. These robots are just proxies for by museumpeace · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the companies that use them as window dressing "research" for PR purposes. The "robots from science" category might be legit. A glaring omission is a category like "robots from industry". Welders, spray painters and lab technicians who prepare DNA samples for sequencing engines may lament their lost jobs but few people have any idea how much their Ford or Chevy would cost or how many more decades it would have taken to crack the human genome without those least spectacular and dumbest of automatons. Except that I assume the hall of fame sponsors have hopes of keeping public interest in robotics from going all the way to zero, I think its kinda phony.

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  17. What about Pimpbot? by vdo2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about some diversity?

    1. Re:What about Pimpbot? by snap-hiss · · Score: 1

      Or Robot Frank.

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  18. go with the astromech by snap-hiss · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have picked R2 over 3PO. I mean, he is the man in the relationship.

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    1. Re:go with the astromech by IngoSchi · · Score: 1
  19. Yup, yup. Word. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    So true. When the average person thinks of robots they think of Robbie (not even a real robot) like bots. But most real robots bear no resemblance at all to the human form. Think of, for example, modern automotive manufacturing, or appliances such as electronic equipment. Almost completely built by robots.

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  20. Wrong link by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Informative

    You want the actor Robby, not one of his movies.

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  21. what about polie rolie olie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have children I see,

    first get a woman
    ????
    then comes the baby
    and he/she will love rolie polie olie.

  22. What about AIBO and QRIO? by jddqr · · Score: 1
    Why does Carnegie Mellon continue to ignore QRIO and AIBO for this "hall of fame"? Both robots have a place in the Guinness Book of World Records, but CMU is consistently ignoring them for some reason.

    I call shenanigans!

    1. Re:What about AIBO and QRIO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a robot hall of fame, being the best isn't nearly as important as being first. It's all about technological breakthroughs. AIBO and QRIO are very cool (I know -- I was at Sony Japan at the time they were developed). But they are derivative designs. Sony will gladly admit this: they're *great* derivative designs. Honda has long worked on the P3, later morphed into ASIMO, and can lay some claim to having the first humanoid robot which operates really well. It's a triumph of control theory. So QRIO's hardly new here. And in a robot environment with tons of quadrapeds and hexapods in use for a long time, AIBO's primary claim to fame is that it became a fast seller.

  23. really old? by fcheslack · · Score: 0

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/20/073 2201&tid=216&tid=101 huh

  24. Megaman by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Fictional robot off a video game count?

    Or how about the t-2000 terminator series?

    Maybe they don't want bleak outlooks

    God spoke with me:

    www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA/love3.html

    1. Re:Megaman by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      "Megaman, NT Warrior"? Dude, if he'd switch from NT, half his problems would be solved!

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  25. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  26. After all the fun.... by westies-from-hell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clean-up of the induction ceremony provided by Roomba....

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  27. How about by Dorsai65 · · Score: 0

    that oversized dildo-looking Twiki from the Buck Rogers tv series?

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  28. ASIMO by Aussie · · Score: 0

    Funny how Honda named it ASIMO, it always reminds me of robots invented by Asimov.

    1. Re:ASIMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick one, eh?

    2. Re:ASIMO by mattdm · · Score: 1

      Um, that's not funny. That's _obvious_.

    3. Re:ASIMO by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Funny how Honda named it ASIMO, it always reminds me of robots invented by Asimov."

      No no, it was named Asimo because the prototype spouted ideas for Adam Sandler movies.

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  29. Where is Twiki from the Buck Rogers TV show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what are the rules on sentient computers and androids? I smell a whiff of anti-androidism.

  30. Bogus!Bogus!Bogus! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    No Bender, No Hall of Fame!!!

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    1. Re:Bogus!Bogus!Bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll make my own Hall of Fame. With Blackjack, and Hookers. As a matter of fact, forget the Hall of Fame!"

    2. Re:Bogus!Bogus!Bogus! by flink · · Score: 1

      I'm building my own hall of fame... with beer and hookers!
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      Never mind the beer.

  31. Oh yeah dude. I understand. by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

    > Well, at least Robby the Robot finally made it in. Now I can sleep easy at night. ... Alone in your parents' basement, hugging robby the robot instead of some hot blonde. How familiar ;)

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  32. MST3K 'bots by Reverend+Raven · · Score: 1

    What about Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot? Further dissing of MST3K.

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    1. Re:MST3K 'bots by Elindel · · Score: 1

      I noticed that Tom Servo, clearly the funniest robot ever, wasn't on the nominee list, so I had to submit him.

      Sure he was just a gumball machine glued to a barrel of monkeys, but he has feelings too!

    2. Re:MST3K 'bots by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Sure he was just a gumball machine glued to a barrel of monkeys, but he has feelings too!"

      And he's quoted far more often than C3PO.

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  33. You forgot one... by comrade009 · · Score: 0
    What about Smoketron 3000, the world's first weed smoking robot?

    Goby: Robot, get me a pepsi.
    Smoketron 3000: (in Robotic Voice) Okay... wait, what?
    Goby: I said Robot, get me a pepsi!
    Smoketron 3000: Oh I got it now... wait, what?

    Smoketron 3000: Dudes I'm cashed can one of you smoke me out.
    Skyler: I got a little.
    Smoketron 3000: Awesome, wait are you a cop?
    Skyler: Noooo.
    Smoketron 3000: Cause' legally you have to tell me if you are.
    Skyler: I'm not a cop dude.
    Smoketron 3000: There's no way I'm going back to jail. I ain't nobody's bitch.

    Smoketron 3000: Dude check this out this will freak your beans, what if I'm the human and you are the robot.

  34. Robby the Robot by Hezerous · · Score: 1

    When I first read that I thought they were talking about the little NES robot. What a pity.

  35. but what about?? by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 2, Funny

    the tit man from wizard of oz? he had to be a robot!

    1. Re:but what about?? by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      oops, i meant tin man

    2. Re:but what about?? by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      Damn...

      I hate when they sanitize movies just to get the PG rating. I want to see the R-Rated version of Wizard of Oz.

      Although, I admit, my mind boggles as to how the Tit man would integrate into the story. Judy was pretty sexy in her day though...

    3. Re:but what about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give him the Scarecrow's song: "... If I only had a bra ..."

  36. marvin the paranoid android? by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

    fictional characters can be from books right?

  37. No Cybermen or R.Daneel! by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    The Hall of fame seems to completely disregard Dr Who and English sci-fi in general. No Cybermen, no K-9, no Daleks (semi-organics), no Tim from the Tomorrow People. .. and where's R. Daneel? If the longest ever running sci-fi television show, and the proposer of the positronic brain and the three laws of robotics can't get in the door, then the Bat computer will probably win it next year.

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  38. a hall of fame is nothing without hollywood by comet69 · · Score: 1

    jesus.. i think most of you can agree that you feel its quite lame for there to be "fake" or hollywood robots to be in the hall of fame.. yea they may have been cool characters, there's no doubt in my mind about that.. but what about the people that dedicate their lives to robotics? there's much more than ASIMO out there..

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  39. Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Bender?

  40. Man... by DourSalmon · · Score: 1

    I swear they just did the exact same thing like a year ago.

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  41. I am shocked.... by wpiman · · Score: 0

    my Robosapien didn't get it. At only $99- it is quite a bargain.

  42. Re:WTH? What about Bender?? by frankvl · · Score: 0

    It was essentially a robot, since it had actuators that could push people into space etc.

  43. Re:WTH? What about Bender?? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Is HAL even a robot? I though he/it was a computer."

    If a stationary computer can take out a human, it deserves to be field promoted to 'robot'.

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  44. 2004 inductees? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Funny
    2004 inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame.
    Wow, there were that many?
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  45. Another Picture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Hedonism Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd nominate him if I could, now that's a robot that knows how to live.

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  47. Re:WTH? What about Bender?? by Dabido · · Score: 1

    Well, let's get off our shiny metal asses and nominate him.
    BENDER FOR PRESIDENT.
    ... Oh, I mean for Robot hall of fame.

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  48. RE: Your sig by datadictator · · Score: 1

    It's Torvalds not Torvald.

    Geez other languages don't use a leading s for pluralization - the singular form of Torvalds is STILL Torvalds.

  49. Re: Your sig by comet69 · · Score: 1

    poop-poop-poop-a-loop

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  50. There are many worthy by datadictator · · Score: 1

    candidates unmentioned (as seen by reading up).

    Some less obvious ones:
    The star-trek computer (Well they added HAL)
    Jane from the Ender series (She's so much more than a computer afterall)
    The entire cast of Ghost in the Shell.
    And if that goes, well heck what about Agent Smith ?
    Does frankensteins monster count (After all it's the first sifi version of a bioware animaton) ?

    Of course some specific real world robots deserve mention.
    Big Blue for one.
    This is politically charged (and I'm both non- and somewhat anti-American) but the Patriot misiles are a very good example of practical robotics being well applied. I may dissagree with where they are used - but they are saving lives.

  51. unflappable by fortunatus · · Score: 1
    they called C3PO "unflappable"!!

    heck, R2D2 was unflappable... C3PO was completely flappable!! that was the point!

  52. Most Seductive Robot Nominated by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

    I nominate Angel Lips from The Adventures of Ruby