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  1. Oblig. quote on CA Warns Of Massive Botnet Attack · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Botnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Botnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...Botnet fights back.

  2. How much is it going to cost on World's First BTX Mini-PC · · Score: 0

    When it's available in Canada, and the pirates at Canada Computers jack up the prices?

  3. Sticky Questions on Life Interrupted · · Score: 0

    Does viewing more than one webpage at a time lower my concentration? How about visiting only one webpage, but not holding onto the mouse or using the keyboard?

  4. What I'd like to know is on Japan Pins Tourism Hopes on PDA · · Score: 0

    What can this PDA do that a goldfish can't?

  5. Obligatory Remark on CCC Mods Rent-a-Bike To Allow Free Rides · · Score: 1

    All your bikes are belong to us

  6. Wait a minute... on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    That's how I make a living...I kill people, delete their files and send mail in their name. Are you saying I'm going to be laid off too?

  7. video game cable, video game movies on Game Industry Not Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For $20 / month, I'd like to subscribe to 30-50 mainstream, but mediocre video games that are subsidized by ad placements within the game.

    Once in a while, I'll want to go to the theatre, and pay $12.50 to play the latest multi-player game for 2-3 hours, with a superior script and cutting edge graphics and sound track.

    If I really enjoy the game, I'll also pay $20-$30 to play it again, at home on DVD.

  8. Re:Where do I send my CV? on PSP Battery Journal · · Score: 1

    Don't get too happy, you'd be out of a job in 5 hours...tops!

  9. double standard on 7 Megapixel Camera Phone · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Think for a second; if someone built a phone inside a digital camera you'd be like, "This is fukin' retarded." So why in the hell would someone buy a 7 megapixel camera inside a phone?

  10. Re:..which begs the question on Envisioning the Desktop Fabricator · · Score: 0

    what can a fabricator do that my monkeys and typewriters can't?

  11. Donated X-Box on XBox Owner Sues Microsoft · · Score: 0

    Microsoft donated a X-Box to our faculty common room at my university. After a couple months of play, one of the controllers heated up and started smoking before breaking completely.

  12. Outsourcing on Changing Use of Internet? · · Score: 0

    Instead of running multiple searches for porn aimlessly, I've outsourced my porn search to India. There, my more experienced and better educated counterpart can find the latest "monkey knife fight bang party" in one search, for $2.50 / month.

  13. That's where you are wrong on Nuclear Rockets Moving Along · · Score: 0

    It's pronounced it nu-q-lar Mr. Senator. Message approved by, GWB

  14. Good store, average prices on Sony Quietly Opening Retail Stores · · Score: 0

    When we run out of things to do at the mall, someone always suggests, "Let's go to the Sony Store". In Canada, the Sony Store is where you go if you want to check out the latest crappy laptops, look at digital cameras that are too expensive to buy and ooh-aah at flat-screens & stereo systems. Usually, if one of us sees a pair of headphones want to pick up, we walk out of the store and agree, "Let's check the Best Buy or Futureshop flyers."

  15. the godzilla movie sucked on Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 · · Score: 0

    because, 1) It wasn't set in Tokyo, thus no semi-clad bikini idol was cast the female lead. 2) Gozilla didn't fight no'one 'cept tanks, Rohdan should've been cast. Don't tell me a movie with giant lizard and a hot girl won't do well. And I'm not just saying that cuz that could be the plot of a porno movie.

  16. Terrible curse on Superman Set To Fly · · Score: 1, Funny

    I agree with the curse, everyone who has been associated with Superman or Clark Kent seem to suffer a terrible fate. Just look at Dean Cain on Ripley's.

  17. You think you've been waiting long? on Half-Life 2 Ship Date Confirmed · · Score: 0

    A half-dozen Korean internet cafés owners down the street from where I live, put their razors and hair-dryers back in the cupboard, and hatched a plan to get out of bankruptcy centered around Nov. 16th.

  18. Okay but... on France to Allow Cell Phone Jamming · · Score: 0

    How will we reach them the next time there's a war?

  19. And in future news on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that the States will drop an Anti-Matter bomb once to end a war, and then approx. 50 years later go into Iraq looking for them?

  20. It's in your hands on No Half-Life 2 on Steam? · · Score: 0

    Either I start planting bombs and shooting counter-terrorists in an internet-cafe, or I starting planting bombs and shooting counter-terrorists in real-life.

  21. Back in my day... on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 1, Funny

    We killed zombies by having our chaste, but scantily-clad female cleric turn them, while our muscular yet dim-witted fighter bashed them with a two-handed sword. If the going got really tough, we'd get our dextrious elven companion to lob some holy water on them.

  22. Special Edition on Movie Playback From 1TB Holographic Disc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean I have to buy Star Wars again?