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  1. Re:Which is surprising... on State of the 360 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think 2006 will be marked by the return of the cartridge--at least, to PCs. All the consoles and their games seem a bit out of reach of the Incredible Shrinking Wallet at this point.

    We'll start seeing small companies selling USB flash sticks (the "cartridges") with their games saved on them. Big corps will fight back with overly DRM'd, 20-GB dongle-games that only look like they're on USB flash sticks.

    Hey, if artists can do it with music*...

    *I can't seem to find the /. article that mentioned that...

  2. Re:Ontology on C|Net Integrates Ontology Viewer Into News Site · · Score: 1, Redundant
  3. Re:Those bastards stole my idea! on C|Net Integrates Ontology Viewer Into News Site · · Score: 1

    What do I know about your colonoscopy? I just keep hearing Katie Couric encourage it on Today!

  4. Re:As you can see Ms. Anderson on Another Victim Countersues RIAA Under RICO Act · · Score: -1, Redundant
    we've had our eye on your for some time now.

    Ms. Anderson: My what? My lips, my glasses, my boobs, WHAT?!? ...and MY NAME IS NE--I mean, TRINITY!

  5. Meanwhile... on Under the Hood of Office 12 · · Score: 1

    ...the BSD daemon was heard screaming in Clippy's ear (and to Netcraft employees nearby) "Who's dying now, you wiry little bitches!" as he tortured the paperclip. Fellow Office Assistant F1 had no comment, and only made noises with his joint motors as he nodded up and down watching the event unfold.

  6. No, NO. on Bad Movies to Blame for Box Office Slump · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem was all those altruistic producers, with their Lord of the GNU/Rings, KAlien and OpenMatrix trilogies!

    Moviegoers should support our plotless, $2.00-worth--I mean, Oscar® worthy movies! All the people that we entice and underpay^W^W^W^Wwork on our movies deserve nothing less.

    --Dr. Random RIAA Spokes-Person

    P.S. Encourage your local movie studio to use CSS (and I don't mean standard Web technology--besides, what's better than protecting official-movie-site IP with Flash?)

  7. Hey... on Google Plans to Offer Free WiFi in San Francisco · · Score: 1

    ...sure beats NetZero's 10hour/day, free-internet bannerfest. Adware, but I'd take it.

  8. Whatever. on Google Ant · · Score: 1

    If it can build a pile of spider eggs as well as Apache Ant can build programs, then I'll accept either.

  9. Re:The real question: on Google Ant · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes yes, robots.txt. One forgets the obvious things first...

  10. Re:Forget Skycars on Neiman Marcus Offers First Moller Skycar For Sale · · Score: 1

    Wow. There are quadriplegics more sensitive than you.

    That said, considering the availability of car (nevermind plane) parking near offices, +5 Correct.

  11. No, NO. on Google Ant · · Score: 1

    We live on Planet Earth Sponsored By GamesOfGondor.com!

  12. The real question: on Google Ant · · Score: 1

    Who pays for exceeding the ol' bandwidth limit, the site owner or the search engine?

    I don't [yet] run a site for which I pay for data transfer; I wonder what hosts, if any, have SearchEngineCrawlsDoNotCountOnTheBill® technology...

  13. Poor kids. on Google Ant · · Score: 1

    Not for their name, just that they'll grow up to become geniuses that get asked for trivial information (and to bring the mail) all the time.

  14. Re:But... on Wild Gorillas Impress With Their Tools · · Score: 1

    Umm...interesting. But if you think apes using tools is crazy, how about apes using licenses?

  15. Re:Meta post... on Wild Gorillas Impress With Their Tools · · Score: 1
    "I would like to see a Beowulf cluster of them"

    Me too, but don't tell the FBI that.

    They, for one, would not welcome our gang-banging, impressive-tooled overlords.

  16. Re:animals? Bah! on Wired Magazine Profile of Tim O'Reilly · · Score: 3, Funny

    He looks gentle...but pair him with a needy wife (or a comparable Windows PC) and he's a rowdy outlaw biker.

    His face reminds me of Poe for some reason. I can imagine Poe running Red Hat, though While I wondered, nearly napping, what the hell this GNU GRUB thingy is doesn't seem like good poetry...

  17. Which is too bad... on Serenity Opens Today · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...because, from these pictures of Jewel Staite, it's not would I, but how often would I. Serenity indeed.

    I can't blame this Mr. [Matt] Anderson for being so happy. I wish her and the hotness-stealing bastard^W^W^Wgentleman luck.

  18. Re:Freedom and privacy dying at every turn on LimeWire to Block Copyrighted Work · · Score: 1

    Poe is t3h awesome. He gets extra brownie points for living (an ever-so-short time) in the Bronx.

    *imitating Jamie Kennedy pose* He's straight-gangsta, son.

    I don't use LimeWire. I tried to install a version from their site, and the installer didn't even work. With all the installers that do work on my rig, I concluded that said installer was absolutely not straight-gangsta, son.

  19. Re:You can do the same thing at home on NASA Takes Step Forward In Planet Finding · · Score: 1, Funny
    except I can significantly beat the 100x reduction of star brightness.

    Not to mention seeing absolutely no star in the process, for obvious reasons.

    <sarcasm>Good job.</sarcasm> ;)

  20. Re:No Kidding on Pepping Up Windows · · Score: 1

    I guess they get some sort of incentives to put commercial (and, in my computer, some trial versions of commercial) software on PCs they sell. Maybe they'd get some marginal profit if I converted my trials from my PC. Every businessman and their mom loves getting a piece of profit from someone else's sales.

    Then again, I don't work for Dell et al., so consider this a POMA* thought.

    *Pulled-Out-My-Ass

  21. Re:I can see it all now... on Google And NASA To Collaborate On Technology · · Score: 1

    Ah, Clippy, a.k.a Microsoft Office's evil reincarnation of Iago. (hint: download the archived episodes...)

  22. Re:Eh on Giant Squid Caught on Film · · Score: 1
    Now, if it were giant squids with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...

    It usually is. The problem is that they actually use the frickin' lasers on the poor camera guy.

  23. WOW. on Giant Squid Caught on Film · · Score: 1

    Not much more than I expected...but WOW. I wonder, though, if the tentacle break was an evolutionary trait to survive entanglement, or simply a fragile body part yanked off by the force of the line or something.

    If someone/something mods parent down, I'll kill 'em.

  24. Re:How is the saying? on Microsoft And JBoss Collaborate On Server Software · · Score: 2, Funny
    But, hiding in a thick container of tin foil

    Instead of wrapping all that foil around the basement, you should have asked the contractor for one tin ceiling in the first place.

    It'd work much better against the CIA's powerful intelligence-gathering methoh49hrv90gtv2gvNO CARRIER

  25. Re:You can tell! (in a good way) on Katamari Creator Wasn't Interested in Sequel · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or perhaps setting stages in other times and settings. Like rolling up the battle of Waterloo.

    Keita Takahashi, is that you?

    That'd be absofuckinglutely awesome. I'd love to see Napoleon yelling Sacre balls! GAAHH!! as he gets added to the rolling mix.