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Under the Hood of Office 12

An anonymous reader writes "ZDNet has posted an FAQ on Office 12, plus a quick preview of Office 12 pre-Beta 1. From the review: Microsoft Office 12.0 pre-Beta 1 drastically revamps the interface layouts of Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Access. More than a year before the final product will hit the shelves, a pre-beta version of Microsoft Office 12.0 is revealing radical interface changes and user paradigm shifts that recall the overly ambitious Microsoft Office 97 update of the past."

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  1. Clippy? by Pichu0102 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clippy? What have they done to you, Clippy? Clippy? Clippy? CLIPPY! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    1. Re:Clippy? by mrjb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unlike the late Clippy, a ghostly text-formatting toolbar hovers near your cursor; it fades or darkens in response to your mouse movements. Right-clicking a mouse will reveal the same task-specific menu choices as offered in the masthead banner. (cues creepy music) I see dead Clippies...

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    2. Re:Clippy? by EddieBurkett · · Score: 3, Funny

      BALLMER: Where is Clippy? Is he safe, is he all right?

      GATES: I'm afraid he died. ... it seems in your anger, you killed him.

      BALLMER: I couldn't have! He was alive! I felt him! He was alive! It's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    3. Re:Clippy? by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 1

      What have they done to you, Clippy?

      Perhaps Microsoft have figured out a way to patronize users on a subtler level ("task-oriented paradigm") ...

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    4. Re:Clippy? by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you fire up an Office app you may be surprised to find that the name of the Office Assistant in question is actually Clippit. Not Clippy.

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    5. Re:Clippy? by hrm · · Score: 5, Funny

      So now Clippy will give birth to two children (staples?), one of which will cause Ballmer to turn on Gates and restore balance to the source?

      Interesting times ahead...

    6. Re:Clippy? by jkrise · · Score: 1

      BALLMER: Where is Clippy? Is he safe, is he all right?

      GATES: I'm afraid he died. ... it seems in your anger, you killed him.


      BALLMER: Hmmmm.... was it tacked onto some chair??

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    7. Re:Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't access the site from work so I don't know the exact URL, but somewhere on Extreme Funny Humor there's a great video of a guy beating up Clippy.

    8. Re:Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's up with slashdots obsession with clippy?

    9. Re:Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you've never heard of nicknames?

    10. Re:Clippy? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Hey!! Did they ever figure out how to print out the contents of a folder (like they used to be able to use the DIR command in DOS)????

    11. Re:Clippy? by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Right, Chessy

    12. Re:Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I will miss Clippit. We currently spend tons of hours at work together; me watching his funny little shenanigans, while I sit here bored waiting for the helpdesk phone to ring.

      Oh Clippit the hours we have spent together with "The Dot," "F1," "The Genius," "Links," and "Rocky." We should all do lunch before you leave!

    13. Re:Clippy? by 0siris · · Score: 1

      You mean like typing "dir /b > list.txt" into a command prompt and opening list.txt in Word?

    14. Re:Clippy? by Alistar · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is slashdot, I'm afraid you're not allowed to break years of mindless bashing tradition with your silly logic and facts.

    15. Re:Clippy? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      EXACTLY!!!!!!

      But does any version of Windows have a comparable command????

    16. Re:Clippy? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Run home, clippy, and tell them Timmy's in trouble. Go, clippy, go, girl.....

    17. Re:Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, yes. I'll put on my hell desk hat.

      Go to your start menu. You do know where that is don't you?

      Click on run. What do you mean you can't find run?

      Type "cmd". No you idiot, don't type the quotation marks. What do you mean you can't find the cmd icon? I just told you to TYPE "cmd".

      Ok you have a prompt. Type "dir /b > list.txt". You can't find the @#$% prompt? It is in that black window that just opened after you typed "cmd" after you clicked run in the start meneu. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND THE START MENU?????

    18. Re:Clippy? by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      I do, form time to time, recive screen shots of catalouge content :p

    19. Re:Clippy? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of windows explorer's details view? I guess this is pretty much the same. You can even add additional columns like mp3-bitrate. (even if it's useless when you're using only mpc- and ogg-files ;)

      i guess you don't even know the shortcut Win-E ;P

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  2. Competition driving innovation by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...or the appearance of innovation, anyway.

    Interesting tightrope Microsoft is being forced to walk here...if they don't change things enough, they still have OpenOffice and StarOffice nipping at their heels, but if they change too much, they risk alienating their established user base.

    The real question is: Just how much can you improve an office suite, before it's 'good enough'? Many Office users (my employers included) feel Office 2003 is just fine, and have no plans whatsoever for Office 12. Other offices I've seen have standardized on Offive XP, or even Office 2000, and steadfastly refuse to upgrade. When these holdouts finally do upgrade, it's only because they are having issues with using documents from other facilities that are in the new format (non-backward-compatible by design...thank you so much, Bill), and when they do, they commonly skip at least one release.

    The bottom line is that the strategy of staying out ahead of competitors like OpenOffice and StarOffice is becoming increasing untenable as the office suite becomes more and more complex and capable, and closer and closer to the ideal of 'good enough' for the average user.

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    1. Re:Competition driving innovation by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're right. Moreover, now is a good time for users to consider OOo because there is going to be these interface changes to Office 12. As long as you're learning something new it might as well be something that isn't costing you an arm and a leg, no? Add to that the fact that it's open and there's a huge opportunity for OOo.

    2. Re:Competition driving innovation by tpgp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      feel Office 2003 is just fine, and have no plans whatsoever for Office 12. Other offices I've seen have standardized on Offive XP, or even Office 2000, and steadfastly refuse to upgrade.

      Indeed. I used to work for an extremely large company in Australia - they are still standardised on Office 97 on Windows NT.

      They see no business motive to change - and frankly, I think they're taking the right approach. If they wait long enough, they will be able to "jump sideways" as it were to a completely open solution, with no loss in functionality and vastly improved management.

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    3. Re:Competition driving innovation by gcw1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The organization I work for still uses Office 97, and I don't think we will be upgrading to any newer versions due to cost of licencing. Office 12 looks like a nice product, but personally and professionally I find that OpenOffice is a better fit, and it's fully compatible with MS Office. That said I'm still confident that MS will do quite well with their new product.

    4. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The real question is: Just how much can you improve an office suite, before it's 'good enough'? Many Office users (my employers included) feel Office 2003 is just fine"

      I can tell you that there is great room to improve Excel, good as it is. Many statistical functions in Excel need work in addition to addressing the poor memory limits - and I don't mean a marginal bump as is common with most Excel upgrades. Someday I'd also like to be able to address more than 65,536 rows and 256 columns.

      Threading in Excel is poor! Admittedly this is not an issue for your average user.

      So basically Microsoft will only marginally update Office for power users needing an extra speed or function fix and totally rework the GUI for the newbies to gawk at. Unfortunately this is a good business move if your business is to simply make as much money as possible from upgrades.

    5. Re:Competition driving innovation by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The real question is: Just how much can you improve an office suite, before it's 'good enough'?

      In terms of features, Office already has too much. Their reportedly biggest problem is that users are unable to find features already present. For you and me which probably consider ourselves powerusers this is of little relevance, I certainly haven't felt that problem (nor do we feel it in most "designed-by-geeks" OSS software, not that all OSS software is like that). If this new interface is something the average user feels is more intuitive and leads them to the features they want, it's a killer "feature", believe it or not.

      Kjella

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    6. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was happy with Word 5.1.

    7. Re:Competition driving innovation by Pendragn_tk · · Score: 1

      A lot of the recent Office upgrades are to server side components, like Sharepoint, and the client side integration of them. Word hasn't offered any really compeling word processing options in a while. At least not for a like user like myself.

      tk

    8. Re:Competition driving innovation by at_slashdot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, but it's really easy to make people upgrade. You break the files compatibility just a tiny bit, nobody will notice, except for the companies that want EVERYTHING to work (pretty much everybody) so they will have to upgrade since they cannot have a mix of versions. Bill you are a genious! We need the latest Word because of its features -- bullshit! We need it to be compatible with other people's Word. That's why Massachussetts did a smart thing by switching to an open format.

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    9. Re:Competition driving innovation by holy+zarquon's+singi · · Score: 1

      My cohort, (W2K + Orifice2K3) seem to be pretty unhappy. But maybe that's because they've foisted a a managed desktop on a bunch of academics who are now all using their laptops. How stupid is that.

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    10. Re:Competition driving innovation by holy+zarquon's+singi · · Score: 1

      Anyone relying on Excel for real statistical work is brain damaged. If it's your management, I'd put them out of their misery. If you need it to integrate it with excel, integrate it with something else.

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    11. Re:Competition driving innovation by k_187 · · Score: 1

      what I think is most interesting about this upgrade cycle are the print ads that MS has, with the dinosaurs saying "perhaps we should upgrade our Office 97" not nearly as subtle as I'd have expected them to be.

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    12. Re:Competition driving innovation by DrFrob · · Score: 1

      Real men use LaTeX... Homeric Gods use TeX.

    13. Re:Competition driving innovation by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      My office is solidly on Office 2000 with no intention of upgrading.

      It does what we need it to do which is basic word processing.

      To be honest, I.T. is the only unit that regularly uses Excel and PowerPoint, or even understands what they should be used for.

      But many folks here use custom Access applications. I remember the pain going from Access 97 to Access 2000 and would be loathe to do that even for 2003 or v12. Sometimes the status quo is the best path.

      But I see us moving to OpenOffice instead of MS Office 12 in the future. If MA can do it so can we.

    14. Re:Competition driving innovation by Krimszon · · Score: 2

      Not just Office. How about Windows XP SP2, is it not 'good enough'? And what of Adobe CS 2?

    15. Re:Competition driving innovation by utnow · · Score: 5, Informative

      I installed OOo a few days ago for the express purpose of never having to deal with office again. I REALLY REALLY wanted it to be good. Sadly, I uninstalled it less than 5 minutes later. It's come a long way, but side-by-side with Office... well you get what you pay for.

      And to head all of the jokes about bugs that I'm paying for, I'm saying that Office is better.

    16. Re:Competition driving innovation by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You never know, this new MS Office interface might be a BETTER interface, rather than the poor OO interface. It's not the fact that it's different, it's whether it's good or bad.

    17. Re:Competition driving innovation by da_matta · · Score: 1

      The question is not whether Office 12 is "good enough" (to upgrade), but whether it's "new enough" to keep annual license subscribers happy. Getting people to actively upgrade their office version is basically a lost cause. They'll do it when purchasing the next new computer. And getting "the average user" to switch to OO will probably be just as difficult as getting them to upgrade (regardless of price).

    18. Re:Competition driving innovation by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      At home I bought Office 95, 97 and 2000 - mainly to keep up with the latest version of Outlook. Office XP offered nothing new so I sat that upgrade out. Then I found Firefox and got into that: when I bought the new system I never bothered to install Outlook because Firefox gave me everything I need without the insecurity and major hassles of Outlook Express. In other words, in my eyes MS failed to innovate and give me what I need so I gave them the boot. I now use three and only three MS products: XP (media center edition - not selected because that's what I wanted but because I wanted an Athlon 64 processor and at the time the system I wanted with the features I wanted at the price I wanted came with XP MCE), Streets & Trips (because that is what is used in the workplace, not because of a specific choice) and Rise of Nations.

      Microsoft's business model is probably 90% intertial in nature - they don't seek to attract new customers but rely on the status quo to survive. Aside from games, what was the last MS product that was actually aimed at enticing people to switch because they were trying to be a serious competitor? Mappoint? Everything else is marketed as going with the flow, stick with the familiar, don't rock the boat, stay tried and true, etc.

      Not that this can't be profitable - it will make gobs of money and MS is so large and cash-rich that they will probably never die. They don't innovate because they don't have to.

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    19. Re:Competition driving innovation by Moofie · · Score: 1

      For spreadsheet work? Real men must be masochists...

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    20. Re:Competition driving innovation by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "fully compatible with MS Office"

      Until Office 12 ships with a whiz-bang new encrypted file format.

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    21. Re:Competition driving innovation by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
      I certainly agree that for my purposes, Office 2003 or even XP are good enough. (This may be the only MS software that I'm prepared to praise.) This leads me to think that the evolution of office suite useablity has slowed to a crawl - for simple tasks, Office 12 (with its annoying "guessing what you need" interface) might be a step backwards.

      This makes me think there is plenty of opportunity for non-MS office suites to take market share - all they have to achieve is the "good enough" state of Office 97, plus the ability to read and write all the various MS-Office formats (StarOffice is making headway on the latter). What's sad is that there is not a free office suite which works as well as Microsoft's decade old software. If it did, you can bet people would use it, Office is stupid-expensive.

      This seems to me to be a critical time. People will soon be faced with a choice: Do I teach myself the new Office12 interface or do I teach myself to use some worthy competitor with a more faminiar interface. How this is decided will depend on how worthy is the competitor. At this point, I'm rather pessimistic about the competitors. (I hope I'm wrong because I'm rooting for them.) I do have a strong feeling that OOo and Star Office are unfixable and that OSS is giving up the long-term game to Microsoft if we keep all our eggs in that basket. We all have our preferences for alternatives - I happen to like both Abiword/Gnumeric and Koffice, and the latter seems particulartly easy to develop. I can't code well enough to be of help, but I would hope that long term strategic thinking would wake people up to the importance of quickly improving software like Koffice (which right now only has a couple of guys doing development, a tiny fraction compared to the StarOffice developers).

    22. Re:Competition driving innovation by Idaho · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Many statistical functions in Excel need work in addition to addressing the poor memory limits - and I don't mean a marginal bump as is common with most Excel upgrades. Someday I'd also like to be able to address more than 65,536 rows and 256 columns.


      Or maybe you should try to use the right tool for the right job. That much data in one spreadsheet? Say hello to mister Relational Database! Statistical functions? Enter SPSS or similar programs that are explicitly intended to handle such stuff.

      Threading in Excel is poor!

      Threading in Excel? You do realize that Excel is not a programming language or Integrated Development Environment, but in essence a Spreadsheet program, right?

      (Okay, I admit that you can do so many things in Excel that it's easy to mistake it for a lot of things that it's not really intended or suitable to do....but you ignore this at your own peril...)

      Just my $0.02 ofcourse so don't feel offended, but sometimes I can't help wondering why people want to use Microsoft Office to do basically *anything* that a computer can be programmed to do, even when there are much better tools available for a particular job.

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    23. Re:Competition driving innovation by MarkWatson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hello utnow,

      Only tried it for 5 minutes? That does not seem like long enough for a good evaluation.

      I'm an author (nothing good on TV, so might as well write :-) and I wrote two published books with OOo.

      Yes, I do own Office licences for Windows and OS X, but I find that OOo just stays out of my way so I can get my work done.

      I also very much like the drawing program for technical figures.

      Give it another try :-)

      -Mark

    24. Re:Competition driving innovation by mspohr · · Score: 3, Informative
      I really think that most Excel "power users" should be looking for a better tool. The spreadsheet is a poor tool for large numbers of rows and complex functions. It's impossible to audit and figure out what it is actually doing. I think large spreadsheets are dangerous tools.

      I know it's easier to use a tool that you already know than to learn a new tool but it's time for spreadsheet users to grow up. You really need a relational database.

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    25. Re:Competition driving innovation by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Not to mention they will be far less likely to be infected with a virus when using those versions.....

    26. Re:Competition driving innovation by tsa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it takes you more than five minutes to find out how to do something simple, it's not worth trying anymore. I can imagine he wiped it off after five minutes. OOo has come a long way but is not nearly as 'good' as MS Office, I'm ashamed to admit.

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    27. Re:Competition driving innovation by rikkards · · Score: 1

      There is one improvement. FIPS 140-2 compliancy. Outlook presently doesn't have the ability to do AES S/MIME encryption without using a 3rd party CSP. Microsoft is saying they won't be adding the functionality into Office until 12.

    28. Re:Competition driving innovation by Azarael · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that there are plenting of things in office that take more than 5 minutes to figure out. Moving to OO.org, if you already know how to more advanced stuff like making TOC's and indexes, you can't expect to instantly figure out how to do that in a new program. Just because it's different doesn't mean it's bad.

    29. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Right, Excel is not a stats package, but even some of the basic stats functions in Excel are "broke" by being based on poor assumptions and degraded accuracy....yes, just basic functionality of stats.

      Running a pivot table on external SQL queries is PAINFULLY slow. If I could import 524,288 to a few million rows of data to Excel [stripped excess columns, of course], speed should be improved and save a ton of SQL queries; especially when you have to do it a few times as Excel crashes or complains of being out of memory [not physical - Excel heaps]. During the same or similar processes, multiprocessor support [threading] of Excel leaves much to be desired.

    30. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      To clarify, I meant open natively within Excel rather than import that data.

      And a relational database is already in use; just trying to use Excel to effectively analyze some of that data can be quite a pain.

    31. Re:Competition driving innovation by bigpat · · Score: 1

      I installed OOo a few days ago for the express purpose of never having to deal with office again. I REALLY REALLY wanted it to be good. Sadly, I uninstalled it less than 5 minutes later. It's come a long way, but side-by-side with Office... well you get what you pay for.

      So, you actually use Office then? My impression was that most people just keep it around so they could read the occassional document or resume written by someone who was too fancy for plain text in an email. Or the occasional spreadsheet of some manager who wants to show (off) the latest budget. In which case OOo is plenty good enough as I have found out.

      And I would suggest the OpenOffice.org 2.0 Beta 2 version if you are serious. The 1.0s are not nearly as good.

      But unlike MS Office, Open Office is releasing an update to the 1.0 line which can read the newer formats of the next version before they discontinue development.

    32. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I used it for a few months and was pretty underwhelmed - but then again I frequently had to interface with computers running Office and it just wasn't as good as they claim. But if you dont need to do that I figure the word processor would be just fine, at the least. Though Calc and Impress were not very... impressive.

    33. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Relational database? Check. [PostgreSQL and MySQL]

      Non-spreadsheet calc program with easily audited formulas? Check. [MathCad]

      Ability to use Excel PivotTables on large (>65,536 rows) datasets? Not yet a reality....

    34. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      "Ability to use Excel PivotTables on large (>65,536 rows) datasets? Not yet a reality...."

      Okay, this is possible now, but nowhere near reliable, fast, or easy to use....thus the request for more space, memory and otherwise, in Excel.

      Without PivotTables I could really care less, but PivotTables [DataPilot in OpenOffice] are a fantastic feature.

    35. Re:Competition driving innovation by bogie · · Score: 2

      "well you get what you pay for."

      So only apps that cost you money are worth using? On the other side, do you have any idea much money and man hours have been put into that Free product?

      I've yelled till I was blue in the face that if you need 100% MS Office compatiblity don't even bother with OO.org. But if that's not the case then its a pretty dam good Office suite. Certainly capable of handling 95% of the tasks that users need. Sure there is that 5% that have built their lives around certain MS Office only features, but they are the exception and not the rule.

      Nobody here would argue with you if you simply prefer one to the other, but your 5 minute trial of OO.org and the fact that you attribute any perceived lack of quality due that the fact that its free...Well that just comes off sounds more than a bit Trollish.

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    36. Re:Competition driving innovation by tsa · · Score: 1

      That's why I was talking about simple things... Of course it takes time to find out all the advanced functions, but I had lots of trouble with simple formatting tasks like changing the line spacing or the standard font. It took me forever to find out how to save your settings in such a way that they were applied to each new document. Of course everyone should be able to use whatever suits him/her best; that's why I think standardizing document file formats is more imporant than making a 'perfect' office suit.

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    37. Re:Competition driving innovation by Howard+Beale · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try the Beta 2 version of OpenOffice 2.0 - it's much improved over the 1.x releases.

    38. Re:Competition driving innovation by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to agree, to an extent, I would say that the OOo 2 betas are an edge ahead of Office2K at this point.. my advice, is if you are using = Office2K then keep what you have...

      That said, I like the new interface, but like all that is Vista, it will simply push a lot of hardware too much imho... I do think that OOo has an opportunity here, I think Office2K is on the way to unsupport, and will bring a better chance for OOo to take hold, if they can get the 2.0 out the door sometime this year...

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    39. Re:Competition driving innovation by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with Office changing the way thier UI is configured(and a lot of UI's in general) is the issue of "user expectations." If a user wants to do X, they expect X to work for them in a certain way. UI design is inherently difficult because you have to manage and anticipate user's actions and their expectations.

      Drastically changing UIs all together, for any piece of software, has the tendency to initially alienate your existing user base simply because they have become acustomed to doing things a certain way. When things don't work as they expect them to, it becomes a frustration to use said piece of software. Of course the flip side is, if the software vendor nails the UI on their re-factor then they are all hailed as BRILLIANT. Microsoft does have a lot of experience in creating UIs, and has really done a lot of great research in the UI dept, but as with everything - I'll always be sceptical...

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    40. Re:Competition driving innovation by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Other offices I've seen have standardized on Offive XP, or even Office 2000, and steadfastly refuse to upgrade.

      I worked for a corporate outsource hotline that answers questions about how to actually use Microsoft products.

      About 75% of the MS Word calls were actually from people who recently upgraded and couldn't figure the massive changes that were in the Mailmerge and the way Word 2002 and 2003 handles tracked changes.

      In word 2000 Mail merge was a 3 step process... In 2002/2003 it was a 6 step process in which you had to you the task pane. That and the most useful buttons for the Mail Merge fields toolbars were not on the mail merge toolbar like in 2000. Then there is a sort of buglike issue when merging from Excel files in that you do not get the corrected $ and decimal formatting like word 2000 would automatically do. There are ways to fix this, but many users were just aggrivated at the changes and felt that this was a step in the wrong direction...

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    41. Re:Competition driving innovation by Idaho · · Score: 1

      Right, Excel is not a stats package, but even some of the basic stats functions in Excel are "broke" by being based on poor assumptions and degraded accuracy....yes, just basic functionality of stats.

      Yeah, I see your point (like I said I meant no personal offense or anything, you obviously know better what you're doing and why...). Still, if you need to analyze as many as 500k-1M records from a SQL database, wouldn't it be better to buy or write some (custom) software to do this? There are standard libraries in many languages that can do threading, statistical functions (the right way), so writing some glue code instead of using Excel should not be the hardest thing to do.

      At least, if you know how to do such complicated things in Excel, you might as well use a normal programming environment, I guess ;)

      I agree though, there are bugs (especially those in the simple statistical functions) that should not have been there in the first place, leave alone in the 10th iteration of this software package. The simple fact that these crashes, bugs and limitations still occur could indicate that you are using the tool to do something that is really not an intended use (and/or that writing robust software that actually produces correct results within a reasonable amount of time is not Microsofts main motivation - what else is new ;)

      Of course, really great tools can be used outside their intended scope in ways that the programmers never even imagined, but if you reach the point where things really break, you might have gone across that border..

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    42. Re:Competition driving innovation by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Equivocating Outlook with Outlook Express is a pretty ignorant thing to do. The leap from early versions of Outlook to Outlook 2003 is an enormous one, and for many people (myself included) it's the one program on the PC that is almost always open.

    43. Re:Competition driving innovation by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      If you're running into the limits of Excel, then my advice to you is this: learn to program. Get Octave or, better yet, Scilab. If you need performance, you can use C or C++. I don't know why people use Excel for serious number crunching.

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    44. Re:Competition driving innovation by vettemph · · Score: 1

      My workplace, a 16B per year food and candy manufacturer (think 4th rock from sun) thinks Office 97 on W2K is just peachy. Fine with me, I go home to a pair of boxen.

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    45. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For spreadsheet work?

      FORTRAN and xmgrace.

      Unless you're doing something with spreadsheets that's more complex that what I do.

    46. Re:Competition driving innovation by nuser · · Score: 1

      I think where MS are going is to make Office the interface to business systems. You need to raise a purchase order? Fire up Word and open the purchase order form. Fill it out, and when you save, the details are saved into a database. It needs your managaers approval? Biztalk looks at the PO, finds your manager and sends a message with a link to the PO. Manager clicks link, Word opens and gets PO for manager to approve.

      This is quite cool, and of course you now need the top-end version of Office, Biztalk server and probably Sharepoint as well. That's why Office is now referred to as Office Server System (or something like that).

      I do agree that for anyone not in this sort of corporate setup, Office now and for ages has had way more functionality then most people need, and there is little or no business reason to upgrade.

      At work I have the full suite installed and apart from Outlook, 90% of my use is to read docs, excel sheets and powerpoints, produced by other people. the rest I could do with the programs available in the early 1980s.

    47. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was happy with binary. 01000110010101010100001101001011001000000100111101 00011001000110001000000100000101001110010001000010 0000010001000100100101000101 Post that baby into a binary translator.

    48. Re:Competition driving innovation by fbg111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, now that you've somehow achieved a +5 Informative rating without actually being informative (opinion w/ no fact or details), would you mind elaborating a bit on what shortcomings you found? I'm not being critical (except maybe of the mods), just curious.

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    49. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are looking for FORWARD compatiable apps not backward compatible apps.

      i.e. Office 12 will be able to open Office 2003 docs hence being backwards caple.

      you are looking for office 2003 being able to open office 12 docs. New features that didn't exist in office 2003 stop the doc from opening/displaying being unable to use it.

      just save (or ask the peron making the doc to save) the Office 12 doc as office 2003 format.

      You keep calling an app not backward capable instead of calling it not FORWARD capable .

      And from what I have seen, which apps are FORWARD capable?

    50. Re:Competition driving innovation by sharkey · · Score: 1

      There are folks at my $ORK_PLACE that agree with you. I got called to help with a MS Access problem someone was having. I misremember the problem, but I remember what I found: 6-7 separate Access databases each containing one table, contents of said table 80%-plus indentical to the rest. They were trying to create a contact list for agents who did business with certain companies (we are brokers), and ended up with a bunch of spreadsheets in Access format.

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    51. Re:Competition driving innovation by fupeg · · Score: 3, Informative
      Well then by that standard, Chris Capossela, one of Microsoft's VPs, would say that MS Office is not worth trying anymore:
      "When we asked people what would you like us to do in the next version of Office, nine times out of 10 people have named something that is already in the product"
      So it sounds like 90% of Office users haven't been able to find how to do something even after years of using MS Office. Maybe they should all wipe MS Office off their computers and maybe MS Office is not nearly as good as you'd like to think.
    52. Re:Competition driving innovation by hankaholic · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that Microsoft's ultimate goal is to release just often enough that customers with Enterprise agreements are reminded that they aren't just paying for support, they're getting the software with it.

      The price point is high enough that support alone isn't necessarily worth the annual cost. Only Microsoft can support the software (this isn't strictly true, but only they have the ability to publish patches, so it's effectively true). Companies are willing to pay an annual fee for that support. They're willing to pay much more for it if they get software licenses "for free" with the contract, but they need occasional new releases to feel like they're getting the full benefit of the agreement (as opposed to just paying for support, and getting software à la carte.

      The home user isn't the market, since most don't purchase MS software directly and don't have much choice as to whether they receive it. It's businesses that matter, and upgrades are a way to ensure continued support and maintenance revenue.

      Just some thoughts.

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    53. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is fixed in Excel 12. The new row limit is 2^64, and I'm not sure how many columns but its much larger than before. Then there's Excel Server which will also run on Windows Server Cluster edition at some point in the future.

    54. Re:Competition driving innovation by DigitlDud · · Score: 1

      Why even bother to get software at all? Just write it yourself.

    55. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So new employee's first day, new dell set up for them, can you actually install NT & Office 97 on the pc legally? Any issues I would have assumed Dell and MS will tell you they don't support EOL software. I'm not saying I don't believe you, just wondering.

    56. Re:Competition driving innovation by throx · · Score: 1

      Actually the single "coolest" thing I saw at PDC on Office 12 was the ability for Excel to use the new clustering stuff MS is bringing out to do recalcs. That's gotta get some leverage in the finance industry...

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    57. Re:Competition driving innovation by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Why change at all then? Why not just stick with [office flavor of your workplace]?

      No money AND no new training. :)

    58. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F.O.A.D. is not a polite thing to say. Shame on you.

    59. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your input, and you are indeed correct if my use were to be recurring. However, given my particular needs flexibility is essential as I never know how to exactly setup the analysis [developing analytical routines] and have to try a few different iterations for every dataset - trial and error - to determine the best to tweak. Once a process or analytical setup is refined it may be programmed.....aye, there's the rub! Of course, I'd rather not reprogram each test run during the initial phase, and as you can imagine, its much faster to have a tool to quickly adapt to changing criteria even it isn't the most efficient setup in recurring use.

      Perhaps one of these days I'll break down and buy Mathematica or Matlab and all the necessary tool packs when I have an extra $8,000 lying around? Naaah. I can make Excel work even though it's frustrating at times and fights me kicking and screaming the entire way. 8)

    60. Re:Competition driving innovation by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Try the Beta 2 version of OpenOffice 2.0 - it's much improved over the 1.x releases.

      I would except for a couple of regressive bugs which are for me application-killers, and which aren't scheduled to be fixed until 2.0.2 (and schedules can, of course, change). Until then, I'm sticking with 1.1, and so are all my co-workers ...

    61. Re:Competition driving innovation by mspohr · · Score: 1
      If you learned some basic SQL queries on your relational data, you could easily run rings around pivot tables.

      You really need to wean yourself off of Excel.

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    62. Re:Competition driving innovation by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Spreadsheet work? Real men use CSV files.

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    63. Re:Competition driving innovation by utnow · · Score: 1

      I most certainly don't value software based on what I pay for it. I'm fond of my firefox/thunderbird and I hold my miranda-im quite dear to me. ;) Proud user of clam-av and blender. These are complete software packages that stand out in their field.

      But in this case, what you're paying for is user experience. Both of these packages (OO.org and Office) will allow you to (in the case of word processing, my main use) type up a document, adjust the size of text, adjust colors, bold/italic/underline. Indentations, lists, bullets...etc.etc. These are all the essential functions and they're present in both. Let's also say that they're just as easy in both because obviously I didn't spend enough time (I agree, no sarcasm) to find out.

      A couple of the things that I ran into:

      1. Open Office takes roughly 25 seconds (and yes, this was the 2.0 beta) to start. I don't use the background process that lets it start quicker, and this is no-doubt the reason for the long delay. By the same token I don't use a quick-start process for MSOffice and can get to typing in less than 5 seconds.

      2. The buttons are neither in the right place nor the right size. On windows we're accustomed to certain conventions and certain button sizes for certain things. These were simply not right and it was a constant source of confusion. There were many things that fall into the range of "just dosen't feel right".

      3. The menu is a great example of things that just aren't "right". I spent the majority of my time trying to move the icons around on the menu-bar and was truly frustrated. Sometimes they would move, sometimes not. Sometimes they would go where I wanted, and sometimes not. It's flaky.

      Now I'm not saying that OO.org is a bad thing, or a bad product. If I primarily ran linux I'd probably use it. I certainly am not devaluing the time spent by everyone who developed it.

      But for me... I need a product on which time has been spent on user-interface, and not just the inner workings. I don't care whether it's got open file formats or not (honestly) but the fact that I don't feel comfortable using it (and I'm no stranger to learning new software) makes it un-useable for me.

    64. Re:Competition driving innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but they'll still be saving their files in Win 2000/XP format so everyone else can read it.

    65. Re:Competition driving innovation by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Finally! 18,446,744,073,709,600,000 rows should last for some time to come.

    66. Re:Competition driving innovation by gibson042 · · Score: 1
      Many Office users (my employers included) feel Office 2003 is just fine, and have no plans whatsoever for Office 12. Other offices I've seen have standardized on Offive XP, or even Office 2000, and steadfastly refuse to upgrade. When these holdouts finally do upgrade, it's only because they are having issues with using documents from other facilities that are in the new format (non-backward-compatible by design...thank you so much, Bill), and when they do, they commonly skip at least one release.
      From TFA: "Users of previous versions of Office will like that Office 12.0 files are backward compatible through Office 97."
  3. RIP by millahtime · · Score: 1

    The dorky paper-clip cartoon is really dead; Office Assistant suggestions will no longer glibly interrupt your tasks.

    RIP Clippy

    1. Re:RIP by Alranor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Personally I don't want clippy to RIP.

      I want it to suffer eternal torment in the fires of silicon hell, where daemons will flay it continally until the end of time.

      "It looks like you're trying to inflict agonies beyond belief on me, would you like so.... aaargh, no, no, stop with the poker! Anything but the poker, pleeeaase!"

      But that's just me.

    2. Re:RIP by Scutter · · Score: 1

      RIP Clippy

      Shouldn't that be RITITBFOH* Clippy?

      *Rest in torment in the burning fires of Hell

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    3. Re:RIP by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      But that's just me.

      No it's not.

    4. Re:RIP by Jozer99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      With the new plugin architecture, you could create a tab who's only purpose is to show a flash movie of clippy burning in hell, being sodomized be devils, ect... Isn't office 12 great?

  4. thats great by buddha01 · · Score: 0, Funny

    super

  5. Buzzword alert (-1: Story) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "paradigm shift"

  6. OpenOffice by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Personally, I want less and less to do with MS products every day, http://www.openoffice.org/

    1. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, nobody gives a fuck.

    2. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha

  7. I want a copy! by superub3r · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I like the brushed metal look. Very OSX-ish, but I like it. Mikerowsawft seems to like borrowing things from OSX as of late.

    1. Re:I want a copy! by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

      Where did you see the screenshots?

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    2. Re:I want a copy! by superub3r · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:I want a copy! by dwandy · · Score: 1

      didn't billy always "borrow" steve's ideas?

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    4. Re:I want a copy! by hepwori · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where did you see the screenshots?

      There are some here

    5. Re:I want a copy! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      On his screen !

      [ReplyToThis]

        Re:I want a copy!(Score:2)
        by RandomGuy(732) on Wednesday September 21,@01:39PM(%2313612952)

        MOD PARENT UP - That's the Funniest thing I have ever read !

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    6. Re:I want a copy! by superub3r · · Score: 1

      Yes. The Entire Idea for a GUI was borrowed from Stevie J. (But thats not saying to much, because Stevie J. Borrowed the idea from Xerox. Apple And Microsoft both owe Xerox for their success.) I'm sure Willy G. will be borrowing stuf from O'le Mr. J. for years to come.

    7. Re:I want a copy! by zxnos · · Score: 1

      seriously, that is hardly brushed metal. this is a silver/grey w/ a gradient. like the xp color scheme, only better.

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    8. Re:I want a copy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You entered "Mikerowsawft". It looks like you can't spell! Would you like to:
      • a) Re-attempt 3rd grade,
      • b) Become a presidential candidate, or
      • c) Stop trying to be an anti-Microsoft infidel?
    9. Re:I want a copy! by superub3r · · Score: 1

      Meh. Many have called the look 'brushed metal'. Infact, I belive Maximum PC did. Saying it's not is like saying quicktime 6 is just silver.

    10. Re:I want a copy! by superub3r · · Score: 1

      Eye Chews Bee plz kthx.

    11. Re:I want a copy! by nickos · · Score: 1

      Take a look here. Note the replacement of the menus with tabs!

    12. Re:I want a copy! by zxnos · · Score: 1
      from what i recall of quicktime it is silver with little horizontal lines all over, ie. the brush marks. i could go as far as 'polished metal' for office 12. 'brushed metal' is considerably more tactile.

      anyway, to paraphrase many of my instructors in school: "steal ruthlessly and make mo betta".

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  8. It's new, it's pretty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and everyone will complain.

  9. UI changes..? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aren't 'heavy revamps' of the front end what users of Microsoft products have been complaining about for god knows how long? Microsoft get it to a stage where everyone is used to it then completely redo it!

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    1. Re:UI changes..? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like good news. If you have a choice between re-training your work force to learn MS Office 12 or re-training them to use OpenOffice 2.0, what are you more likely to do? Of course, this assumes that OpenOffice supports all of the features that you need.

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    2. Re:UI changes..? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      You also assume that OpenOffice will be as easy to train for as MS Office 12.

      Almost everything added to MS Office over the last 10 years or so has been an attempt to make the software easier to use and to reduce training costs. But at the same time, there's a lot of old fundemental UI problems which they have refused to fix because of training considerations. (Such as the modal super-tabbed dialogs from 1994).

      Meanwhile, OpenOffice 1.x (haven't seen 2.0) strongly resembles your average 1995 menu-heavy Windows app, and shows almost no consideration for making things easier at all.

      I don't really understand the tab bar shown in the MSOffice screenshots (maybe I need training!), but overall it seems that they are moving towards a Pallette-based interface, as seen in Mac Office, while still keeping the "task oriented" stuff from O2003. So, I'm fairly optimistic they can make things both new and easier at the same time.

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    3. Re:UI changes..? by trezor · · Score: 1

      If you're the average user... You'll chose the "prettiest" one.

      And I'm not even trying to be funny here.

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    4. Re:UI changes..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OpenOffice 1.x (haven't seen 2.0)
      Bingo! Take a look at 2.0 and you'll get the point.
    5. Re:UI changes..? by rjk191 · · Score: 1

      So just write "Kallisti" on the top of the OOo package. Problem solved.

  10. hrm... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    More than a year before the final product
    Why do I get the feeling that we won't actually see this product until after I have my masters degree.....in 2008?

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    1. Re:hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You certainly won't see it, because you'll be writing your thesis in Latex, right? :-)

  11. Nothing beats Office 97 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing will ever top Office 97 for what it brought the table when it came out. They made it too good - several versions later and most people probably can't tell the difference, except for Outlook, which has changed more than the other apps in the suite. Is it possible that we don't need new versions of Office coming out every couple years anymore?

    1. Re:Nothing beats Office 97 by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally I left office 97 for 2000 and never looked back. We are still using office 2000 company wide with no end in sight.

      Sadly my reason for upgrading was a microsoft trick, somehow a computer prebundled with office 2000 absolutly REFUSED to install 97 (tried and tried some more). In retrospect I shoulda reinstalled computer from scratch, but the upgrade was good anyways.

    2. Re:Nothing beats Office 97 by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      These days, if people have to run MS Office, I suggest 2003 though, just for Outlook 2003. As for the rest, I couldn't really care, but I think Outlook in former versions were just too insecure and having too few safety nets.

      Just search for the section titled Outlook 2003 Security here and you might be shocked by the stuff former editions didn't have. The executable attachment blocks and address book protections can be invaluable in new virus outbreaks.

      Of course, a virus shouldn't even *get there* if the users were "educated" and servers filtering malicious mails, but I still think this final frontier for viruses should really be well armed as well in this day and age.

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    3. Re:Nothing beats Office 97 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Telling someone to spend 300 bucks on an office suite so that they can turn off images in HTML email is a great use of resources.

    4. Re:Nothing beats Office 97 by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if you could get old versions of software with security updates. It seems the only reason to update many programs lately is because of security updates. If all the new version is really offering is security updates, should I really have to buy a new version, just for that?

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    5. Re:Nothing beats Office 97 by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      It's true that many of the Office programs haven't changed enough in obvious ways to warrant an upgrade for the average end-user. However, it's not like MS is just repainting the box and re-reasing, either. For example: The newer versions of Office (I believe this started in 2000 or XP) offer all sorts of collaborative options that integrate well with all the office applications, especially Outlook, sharepoint, etc. I personally use these at my school, since the student email accounts use an Exchange web access so I can be guaranteed that all other students will be able to understand and work with the collaborative stuff in Outlook 2003 (meeting times automatically added to calendars, etc.). Another example: Tablet PCs. This is huge in 2003 and XP for me -- it's a manual add-on to XP (free), and integrated in 2003. Users of Tablets PCs (such as myself) can do all sorts of markup on documents in ink, write emails by hand, etc., and trust that other Office 2003 users will be able to view this. It's a great and very helpful feature. Finally, I may be wrong, but I think certain whole programs such as Visio are new in 2003.

  12. Awesome new feature!! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 5, Funny
    You'll be able to make changes to attributes such as font style and watch your document transform in real time

    This has got to be the most innovative thing to come out of Microsoft in years.

    1. Re:Awesome new feature!! by Manip · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know you're joking but I've seen this feature and its nothing to be turning your nose at. You have a drop down list (with pictures of sized letters, not sizes) and as you move your mouse over them the text in the document (or selected) resized allowing you to find what you want without clicking the size box more than once.

      It is one of those That is *so* obvious features that ends up in every product because it is just so *DUHHH* after someone popularises the concept. :-)

    2. Re:Awesome new feature!! by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wordperfect had it 10 years ago. They called it 'WYSBYGI" - What You See Before You Get It'. And yes, it was a nice feature.

    3. Re:Awesome new feature!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds a bit like the fontsize slider that Apple introduced with OS X 10.0 (released in 2001).

    4. Re:Awesome new feature!! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Oh, my god. I can't believe they added this. This will just give people more stuff to waste their time with. Seriously, I think wordprocessors were better back at WordPerfect 5.1. You actually got work done. Instead of spending half your time futzing with formats, font sizes, and all that other stuff, you spend your time writing the document. You could still add a little formatting here and there, but it was pretty limited. The result was that you spent more time doing actual work, and less time futzing with the document, trying to get the fonts just right.

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    5. Re:Awesome new feature!! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      Ah. That makes a bit more sense. From the way the sentance was worded, I thoght it was saying that I'd see the difference in my word doc as soon as I applied the change... which has been a "feature" of every version of Word that I have ever used.

      Of course, I figured it was something more, but I couldn't really figure out what that would be. Thanks for the clarification. :)

    6. Re:Awesome new feature!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: LaTeX

    7. Re:Awesome new feature!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      So instead of using the arrow keys to cycle through selections and watching them change in real-time, I have to sit through my whole document shifting around when I select an item with the mouse? I would rather do it the current way, using the keyboard. When I'm selecting with the mouse, I know what I want.

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    8. Re:Awesome new feature!! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      The real question is: Will it have the same transforming sound effect as the Autobots and Decepticons do?

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    9. Re:Awesome new feature!! by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Well, TextEdit in OS X appears to do this very same thing. Select some text, and grab the size slider in the font pallete. Stuff resizes.

      I might also add that any program written for OS X can use this feature with a number of lines of code countable on one hand, since TextEdit is a relatively wrapper of an NSTextView.

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  13. Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Seiruu · · Score: 1

    Read both articles but couldn't find it...

    1. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by buro9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Internal numbering... major number goes up for each suite release.

      From my blog dated a month ago:

      "
      Microsoft have been using internal numbers for their major Office release for some time:
      Office 9 = Microsoft Office 2000
      Office 10 = Microsoft Office XP
      Office 11 = Microsoft Office 2003

      And right now they are in pre-beta with Office 12... yet to be assigned a product name (or yet to be announced depending on whether you believe what you hear).

      A curiosity though, I've just been conversing with a product manager in the globalisation team over a feature that the company I work for would dearly like, during this conversation she mentioned that the feature in question would not be in Office 12, but some part of it will be considered for Office 14.

      Office 14? So what happened to Office 13?

      Could it be that Microsoft are superstitious enough to not want to number a feature version of Office as Office 13?
      Or am I reading too much into this, and did they just use Excel to do the numbering?

      Maybe someone should point out to them that missing 13 doesn't make it any less Office 13.
      "

    2. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by HomerJayS · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because, it will be 2012 before all of the kinks/bugs are worked out of the new features.

    3. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Zarel · · Score: 1

      It's Microsoft's internal versioning system for Office. Office 2003 was Office 11, Office XP was Office 10. these names are rarely used, except, for instance, as the name for the Program Files folder (at least in Office XP).

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    4. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Unhappy+Windows+User · · Score: 1

      Doesn't add up:

      Extrapolating from your 'blog' extract...

      Office 8 = Microsoft Office 97
      Office 7 = Microsoft Office 95
      ???
      Office 4.3 = the latest Office for Win 3.1

      Am I missing something here?

    5. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by timster121 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe someone should point out to them that missing 13 doesn't make it any less Office 13.

      Obligatory Mitch Hedburg:

      "My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition. But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.!"

      "If 13 is an unlucky number, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association."

    6. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. 4 + 3 = 7 ;)

    7. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by stud9920 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Office 4.3 = Word 6, excel 5.0 Access 3? = Powerpoint 4? Office 7.0 = Word 7.0 = Excel 7.0 = Access 7.0 = Powerpoint 7.0 == leveling to the version number of the highest, flagship product

    8. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by value_added · · Score: 1

      Internal numbering... major number goes up for each suite release.

      To add to that (while we're on the subject of new and shiny things from Microsoft), Vista is NT 6.0. For anyone who hasn't been keeping up, Win2K was (still is, I reckon) NT 5.0, and WinXP is NT 5.1.

    9. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by imroy · · Score: 1
      Office 14? So what happened to Office 13?

      Why are you assuming there won't be an Office 13? Maybe she means that the feature won't be implemented in the next two releases of Office. Gee, hope it wasn't too important...

    10. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by trezor · · Score: 1

      I can't remember on top of my head, but I recall a Word version 6. Plus Microsoft Office predates Win 3.1, as it existed on MacOS several years before Win 3.1 were even released.

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    11. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's short for the release date: 2012

    12. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by kabocox · · Score: 1


      Office 14? So what happened to Office 13?

      Could it be that Microsoft are superstitious enough to not want to number a feature version of Office as Office 13?
      Or am I reading too much into this, and did they just use Excel to do the numbering?

      Maybe someone should point out to them that missing 13 doesn't make it any less Office 13.


      Dude, this is just plain smart marketting from MS. There are lots of things that skip the number 13. People freakout if they are assigned anything with that digit. I could just see it now every IT problem in the company would be blamed on MS Office 13 by the average folks so they are going to skip it and go straight to MSO 14.

    13. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Smurf · · Score: 1

      An interesting coincidence happened in the corresponding Mac versions:

      Office 9 = Microsoft Office 2000 = Microsoft Office 2001 for Mac
      Office 10 = Microsoft Office XP = Microsoft Office X
      Office 11 = Microsoft Office 2003 = Microsoft Office 2004

      The one-year offset is due to the fact that Microsoft tends to release the mayor versions in the second semester of the year, and it takes the Mac Business Unit a little over 6 months to produce the corresponding Mac version.

      The interesting fact is that Office X was the first version for MacOS X, and as such the X is the roman numeral 10. So it's pronounced "Microsoft Office Ten".

    14. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by brouski · · Score: 1

      They were coming along nicely on Office 13, but Larry lost the floppies.

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    15. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by WelcomeToTheFallout · · Score: 1

      "You on the 14th floor, jump out the window. You WILL die sooner!"

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    16. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Office 2004 (for Mac) is number 11.
      MS Office 13 will probably be the next Mac version.

    17. Re:Why exactly is it called Office 12? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a presentation by the Exchange program manager that referred to features in Exchange Server 13 (2003 is 11, the next version will be 12, and yes, they are already working on the successor to a product that won't ship for over a year)

      When he saw the slides he started clicking very fast...

  14. Whooosh! by Coimhad+fearg+fhear · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as the new version of Office allows you to use that cool "Whoooshing" noise between slides in Powerpoint I'll be happy.
    Not that I ever use Powerpoint, honest...

    1. Re:Whooosh! by justforaday · · Score: 1

      I've found the car squealing sound to be more effective in meetings. Throw one of those in every few slides to keep people from dozing off.

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  15. It don't matter no more... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 0

    Love that song. And it doesn't matter no more cause I'm Microsoft free (at least at home). Yeah, baby!

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  16. This will call for extra training by bogaboga · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The radical change that M$ is introducing in Office 12 will call for training. I vividly remember what effect Office 95 had on our users.

    The trouble here is that more of technology pundits will not see this requirement as an additional cost burden at all! So when it comes to comparing Office 12 to StarOffice/OpenOffice.org, assumptions will be made that those using M$ products already have the training.

    StarOffice/OpenOffice.org programmers could capitalize on this, save companies the trouble or burden of training. This is not to mention licensing costs not forgetting closed and changing formats.

    1. Re:This will call for extra training by DistantShadow · · Score: 1

      StarOffice/OpenOffice.org programmers could capitalize on this, save companies the trouble or burden of training.

      Are you implying that users would require training to go from Office <= 2003 to Office 12, but not to switch to OpenOffice.org? I can see the "if you have to get training anyway" argument working for a switch to OOo. But not the "Office 12 requires training, but OOo wouldn't" argument.

      -ds

  17. Where is office 11 ? by Gopal.V · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember seeing an Office 10 somewhere on a Mac or something - but I've never run into an Office 11. Maybe they just thought that since they are already too late, they'll just skip a release ? :)

    There's good news but, Clippy is dead !!. But a ghost of the demon remains ...

    What's new in Office 12

    * Tabbed browsing
    * Missing menus
    * Clippy replaced with a Ghost
    * Shortcuts change for no reason
    * Task oriented design

    Translated as :

    * Ripoff off Firefox
    * Bye bye familiarity
    * Transparency showoffs
    * Alt keys are teh suck
    * All users are idiots

    Some people might switch to OO.org just to keep the old macros alive but still read the new .doc files.

    1. Re:Where is office 11 ? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 0, Redundant


      I've been trying to get my manager to let me try out OpenOffice on a few systems here, on a purely probationary basis.

      So far, it's been a very hard sell :(

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    2. Re:Where is office 11 ? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Task oriented design

      There is a section in almost any HCI book you pick up explaining why Task Oriented Interface are a bad idea outside bespoke software for a particular workflow, and yet MS keeps putting them into general purpose tools and marketing them as a feature. Sometimes I wonder if their customers just count the number of ticks in boxes when evaluating their products, without reading the words next to the ticks.

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    3. Re:Where is office 11 ? by jagilbertvt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Office XP == Office 10
      Office 2003 == Office 11

    4. Re:Where is office 11 ? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Paraphrasing/compiling the parent:

      New feature -> Translated as:

      1. Tabbed browsing -> Ripoff off Firefox
      2. Missing menus -> Bye bye familiarity
      3. Clippy replaced with a Ghost -> Transparency showoffs
      4. Shortcuts change for no reason -> Alt keys are teh suck
      5. Task oriented design -> All users are idiots

      And now appraoched in turn:

      1. A couple things about this one:
        • Firefox was not the first application to feature tabbed browsing.
        • User interfaces are "ripped off" all the time. When someone comes out with a good idea, others copy it. This is a good thing, as it allows evolutionary development. Say the first person to come out with the button had patented (and enforced) it. We'd all be screwed.
      2. Sometimes familarity has to be sacrificed for the sake of advancement. This will irritate more than a few users though.
      3. Mostly, yeh. But I can see if having its uses. Personally, I'd rather have smart tags similar to the ones in VS2005. They're hot.
      4. True, but when I lose mouse support, it would be nice if my computer is still usable :)
      5. Even if all users are idiots, that doesn't mean that they are second-class computer citizens. As a matter of fact, since "All users are idiots" it would make sense to tailor the interface to them.
        A mental exercise: Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that "not all users are idiots". Changing from a "functionality based" system to a "task based" system still has benefits:
        • Users can learn the interface faster, as it makes more sense to them.
        • Users can access the interface faster, because all of the tools they need for a particular task are grouped together.
        • The interface has the potential to becomes less cluttered, as only tools pertinent to your task are displayed.

      Before anyone tries to "call me out", I am not a MS shill or apologist. (May be a KDE apologist, though).

    5. Re:Where is office 11 ? by Stellaaa · · Score: 1

      It took me 5 years.

      5 years of listening to ranting, whining and screaming and fixing physically abused computers while MSOffice went on behaving weirdly and documents went on breaking and Word went on formatting things any old way it wanted to.

      Every time I suggested switching to Star Office, or Wordperfect (which is what I've always used), or eventually Open Office I was told "We HAVE to use this POS because everybody else does".

      Two months ago our new CEO sent out an email suggesting that we should try to "break our dependance" on Microsoft Office due to a sharp increase in licensing costs. Within minutes I'm installing OO everywhere and my manager is smelling like a rose as he gets to recommend OO to the CEO and be the first one to send him documents in the new format.

      5 years it took, but miracles can happen!

    6. Re:Where is office 11 ? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Some people might switch to OO.org just to keep the old macros alive but still read the new .doc files.

      Until OO.org rips off MS Office once Version 12 has become familiar to users.

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    7. Re:Where is office 11 ? by tcatt · · Score: 1

      Ultraedit used tabs back when Netscape was still the shit.. loooong before Firefox was around.

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    8. Re:Where is office 11 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Say the first person to come out with the button had patented (and enforced) it. We'd all be screwed.
      ...or zippered. Zippers are fun.
  18. yawn by bringmewater · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've seen the videos, I've seen the screen shots, I've read the hype. I'm not impressed. Word and Word Perfect were always crap and they have gotten worse. Someone need to start OVER and rethink what a word processor needs to do. Basics like multi level numbering are impossible to teach users how to do. These apps are truly dinosaurs and we need a new killer app word processor suitable for writing books, html and pdf documentation including table of contents, indexes, appendices and normal stuff you find in documents.

    1. Re:yawn by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      You mean...... Adobe InDesign? Long live Adobe & the PDF format.

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    2. Re:yawn by Kainaw · · Score: 1

      These apps are truly dinosaurs and we need a new killer app word processor suitable for writing books, html and pdf documentation including table of contents, indexes, appendices and normal stuff you find in documents.

      That is what docbook does, right? I mean, I haven't ever got docbook to do anything worthwhile, but I've been told that if it did work, that is what it would do.

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    3. Re:yawn by bringmewater · · Score: 1

      Can adobe indesign write out multiple HTML files, one for each chapter?

    4. Re:yawn by bringmewater · · Score: 1

      Can adobe indesign write out multiple HTML files, one for each chapter and preserve links and generate table of contents and index?

    5. Re:yawn by bringmewater · · Score: 0

      docbook sucks

    6. Re:yawn by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      I think what you want is to learn to use LateX. if you want stuff that is powerful like that, there is no substitute for your own personal design.

    7. Re:yawn by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm really not sure, I've never tried the HTML writing features in indesign, I sort of assumed them to be a bit ropey, they probably whup word's into oblivion.

      Unless you mean the question retorically, in which case my response is to cower in the corner :0/ Anyway, the point of indesign is DTP. It'd be nice to see an office app that is as flexible and precise as indesign. As a DTP app the interface is, of course, too large for the average office plebe, but for its size its relatively easy to use.

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    8. Re:yawn by bringmewater · · Score: 1

      it's not rhetorical, i really need this ability. I tried adobe pre sales but they were stupid. InDesign is really expensive though so I probably could not get it anyways. Thanks

    9. Re:yawn by hahiss · · Score: 1

      What kind of pages are you talking about? If you're talking in terms of mostly text, why use DTP at all? Instead, you might look into LaTeX (which I like) or DocBook (which, so far as I can tell, is built so that you mark up your text and then can produce RTF, PDF, HTML, or whatever final format you need.

      Both require some learning (I found the curve for DocBook not worth it for my own purposes given how well LaTeX works for me), but the software is free and it will (at least I think) what you're asking.

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    10. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone needs to learn the meaning of "right tool for the job." Word processors are for putting together the content of the book, and should not be used for the formatting and layout. A DTP app like Quark or InDesign (as mentioned below) are used for that, while an HTML program is used for the online conversion. You sound like you want a do-it-all program that does everything exactly as you want. The simple fact of the matter is that that program will do none of these things particularly well, as they all have very different base requirements.

    11. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bringmewater wrote: I've seen the videos, I've seen the screen shots, I've read the hype. I'm not impressed [snip] we need a new killer app word processor suitable for writing books, html and pdf documentation including table of contents, indexes, appendices and normal stuff you find in documents

      I do not think you are in the target audience. The target audience primarily writes two-page letters, occasionally including a table. For that audience, I think the changes may be a godsend. I will wait until I see the final product (and its hardware requirements) to see whether my ideas about this are right, however.

      Writing structured content does not get any easier with this update, but I doubt many at Microsoft lose sleep over that. Part of those willing to write structured content will use Word, anyway; other parts will not use it, but probably would not use it either if it did cater to their wishes.

    12. Re:yawn by water-and-sewer · · Score: 1

      Someone has already done that but it's for the Mac platform and it's called Mellel. They have made no effort at all to ape Microsoft Word. They have made a lot of great design decisions. To everyone who starts to cry "but existing Word users will never get used to the interface" the answer is "too bad. This software isn't for them. This software is for writers who want it done right." Mellel

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  19. clippy and OO light bulb by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    the OO friendly light bulb irritates me just as much as clippy with its "'scuse me sir, but may I make a polite suggestion?" look.

    I guess now that clippy has been dropped from Microsoft Office, we can expect OO to do the exact same ;p

  20. user paradigm shifts by dvaldenaire · · Score: 1

    May the users stay out of the new paradigm...

    But MS can change the whole interface, it won't change the minds of the lusers. They are too proud of having "the latest version" of this "professional office shit^W suite" (for suits :)

    And even if they don't want to switch, some PHB will force them to. You can always rely on PHB to enforce stupid decision and approve bad design. Time to start some really bad designed (and overpriced) linux distribution to conquer the desktop !

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    1. Re:user paradigm shifts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend PHB's but...

      * There are real cost advantages to having a small number of configurations (ideally, one) present in a corporate environment. If you don't understand why this is so, you've never fielded a tech support call. You've also never e-mailed a document to a coworker who couldn't open it because they have a downlevel version of tools. Standardization makes sense--sorry, but for business PC's personal choice really can't be the way we decide who runs what version of aps.
      * Most companies have customers (and suppliers). Which generally implies a need to communicate with said customers, and therefore exchange documents. And you can't control what software versions your customers use. So there's a need to be at least relatively recent in your software to be able to communicate effectivly. Yes, you can ask your customers to go back and save their whiz-bang powerpoint as an Office 97 document, but a.) it doesn't impress, and b.) it may mean losing features.
      * PC's get replaced over time. Most organizations replace machines every 3-4 years, when they're fully depreciated. When this happens, it's usually easier to get more modern versions of software than older ones, unless you build every machine by hand. To some degree, this creates tension with my first bullet point, since every new machine being "latest and greatest" would be an issue, but at some point you just can't get Office95 anymore.

      Why do you assume that using Linux or OO.org would create a different result? I would expect Fedora has a much larger userbase than RH 7. Not a huge number of people still use OO.org 1.0. When new versions of software come out, you either upgrade or you don't. Linux users are not somehow exempt from this.

      And, in a corporate environment, there's STILL a need for standardization--just because there are many flavors of linux doesn't mean that everyone is magically free to run whatever they want. A coporation with everone on Ubuntu will (or, at least, should) have an issue with one user deciding to run Gentoo. Or with one user running with different versions of office tools. How is this changed?

      Linux is a very nice hammer. Please go find yourself a nail.

  21. Bring back Word Perfect 5.0 by AngryNick · · Score: 1
    ...and all the other programs that could do just enough to help you get a document written and printed. I don't need all the extra features; I just end up spending the whole day screwing with the style settings or getting the stupid autonumbers to work.

    And while you're at it, bring back DOS! I miss my batch files.

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    1. Re:Bring back Word Perfect 5.0 by Malor · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly enough, nothing is stopping you from using DOS, which STILL works fine on pretty much any PC you'd buy. Find a copy, install, and off you go.

      Now, you're not going to be able to use very much memory, and the size of the hard drives you can format will be sharply limited, but it should still work fine. As should WP 5.0... although getting a printer driver for a current printer might take some work.

      If you truly don't need all those extra features, there's NOTHING keeping you from doing things the old way.... at blinding speed, to boot. DOS programs mostly work great on 25Mhz 386s. With a 2.6Ghz Opteron, I don't think you'll be waiting long on WP's Print Preview function. :)

    2. Re:Bring back Word Perfect 5.0 by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 1

      And while you're at it, bring back DOS! I miss my batch files.

      And XtreeGold; don't forget that. With DOS 5 (and NDOS for a nice popup cl history box), XTGold, WordPerfect 5.1, and Paradox 4.5 (hell, even 3.5), I'm all set.

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  22. Well then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be that much easier to introduce a non-MSO product in 2006, since the old "it's just like what we used to use" argument won't hold up anymore.

  23. How much is relevant? by jkrise · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Office 12 might contain a ton of features, but the crucial one is this:

    An open, documented format - and I mean 100% open, not like the 65% shared source initiative from MS that means zilch to devleopers.

    MS has to realise that the data in the document which I put in is much more valuable than the format in which it's stored. If I'm forced to use only MS tools to manipulate data in Office docs, it's not too exciting.

    Recently, I searched for ways to update a VSS store from a remote location using a web interface. I learnt that the small 3rd party app needed to achieve this was ridiculously expensive, and crucially MS didn't have this component for it's own software. I'm now looking to change from VSS rather than getting a plug-in. More enterprise users would move away from Office if it sticks to proprietary patented stuff in the new version.

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    1. Re:How much is relevant? by slashflood · · Score: 1

      VSS

      ?

    2. Re:How much is relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Visual Source Safe.

    3. Re:How much is relevant? by slashflood · · Score: 1

      Thanks. A friend of mine told me, that they have huge problems with VSS in their company. Database corruptions and so on.

    4. Re:How much is relevant? by Mant · · Score: 1

      More enterprise users would move away from Office if it sticks to proprietary patented stuff in the new version.

      Why? they have been happy with it up until now, why would the proprietary stuff in this version make people switch when they never minded before?

    5. Re:How much is relevant? by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

      What does Visual Source Safe have to do with Office documents? Are you trying to put Power Point presentations under source control? A document repository with versioning capabilities might be more appropriate. Sharepoint Services and Domino.doc both come to mind.

      If you want to manipulate Office documents in some arbitrary program, you can always save them as XML. Anything that can read/write text files gives you the ability to manipulate the document.

      Or you can always write some in-house code. The native format for Office is BIFF. It's not terribly hard to figure out.

    6. Re:How much is relevant? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      "Enterprise" users outside the tech industry have been loathe to switch to MS Office in the first place.

      You'd be surprised how many large companies still use text-based interfaces for their entire systems because they're reliable and no training is required.

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  24. Screenshots by neosake · · Score: 5, Informative

    Definitely, check out these screenshots, I mean I haven't tried it but this ribbon thingy doesn't strike me as intuitive as the menu paradigm we're used to.

    Microsoft's Screenshot
    Zdnet series of screenshots

    Plus it takes loads of screen real-estate.

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    1. Re:Screenshots by ilyaaohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please explain to me how having the most useful features GIVEN to you on the top of the screen for the specific task you're doing is LESS intuitive than a system of pull-down menus and submenus where you go looking for (and often don't find) the feature you need.

      Just because you memorized where things can be located within the menus does not mean that this is more intuitive than just being shown the possible tasks in a graphically organized, dynamic manner.

      And incase nobody has seen this yet, here is video of the Office 12 GUI in action. I don't know about you, but this kind of a dynamic graphical approach seems to me to be FAR more user-friendly than a system of menu memorizations needed for previous Office verions.

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    2. Re:Screenshots by eyegone · · Score: 2, Insightful


      It looks like this is going to be almost unusable on anything less that a 1280x1024 screen. As a laptop user, I dread this.

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    3. Re:Screenshots by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intuition be damned...no computer interface is intuitive, period. If you use Office every day, you just naturally end up remembering where everything is and what the most useful keyboard commands are. Once that happens, you usually don't want some fluff interface slowing you down.

      One major problem I run into in helping others with Office is that it hides less-used features in the menus...which means you never learn about all the other features. I turn off menu hiding wherever I encounter it.

    4. Re:Screenshots by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I memorize the keyboard shortcuts for my most-used features anyway. If Microsoft's menus are a mess, they should redesign the menus.

      Of course, I prefer Pages' way of doing things anyway, still the cleanest interface for a word processor...looking forward to iWork 2.0.

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    5. Re:Screenshots by tshak · · Score: 1

      It looks like this is going to be almost unusable on anything less that a 1280x1024 screen. As a laptop user, I dread this.

      Do they even still make laptops below 1280x1024? For those using archaic laptops*, I believe the toolbar can auto-hide.

      *Yes I'm being a bit unfair. At the same time Office 12 isn't coming out for a good year or so. I want future software to take advantage of the products of today which have resolutions much higher than 1280x1024. Even my 2 year old laptop has a 1400x1050 display.

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    6. Re:Screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needless to say, the 'example documents' from the world of corporate chilled stale air still read as childish as they did when I was 12 years old (see the screenshot on m$ site). I still get a good laugh.

      Back when I was a kid and lived in Europe, I thought that those example documents were actually meant to be practical jokes. The first time I saw one of them I thought that the people in the 'art department' made fun of the marketing people. It was a sad day when I realized that the marketing types are just marketing to your average dumb drone.

      How refreshing. Innovation, my 3/4 letters ;)

      Kuba

    7. Re:Screenshots by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

      The whole point of this ribbon interface is to eliminate the need to MEMORIZE things. Memorization with the pull-down menu system and shortcuts is the ONLY way to achieve efficiency under that type of interface. The "ribbon" provides a method to do the same thing WITHOUT memorizing a damn thing. Isn't that PROGRESS?

      There are some people that don't want to memorize shortcuts or locations of features within the menus in order to access 80% of the features of Office that most people never use. This is a great way to let people know that those features exist, and gives them quick and easy access to them. Why memorize when it's stuck right in your face?

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    8. Re:Screenshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that every new version of Office since 2000 that I see makes me think of a monkey masturbating furiously?

    9. Re:Screenshots by Chirs · · Score: 1

      Two words: muscle memory.

      I absolutely detest the "hide rarely used options" thing, because it means that the physical location of options changes all the time.

      If everything stays put, I eventually learn exactly where everything is and I don't have to think about it any more. If the menus are dynamic, then this slows me down because I have to *think* about where I'm moving the mouse.

    10. Re:Screenshots by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

      Huh? There are no menus, there's just the ribbon. It's dynamic based on what you're doing. If you're entering text, it shows tools for that. If you're drawing/editing a table, it creates a tab with tools for tables. There are no menus, there is no hiding.

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    11. Re:Screenshots by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      I hate the fact that the UI still seems to encourage font changes and paragraph formatting instead of using styles. I see way too many problems with word processors when people just select texts and change the font and have to basically reformat the whole document paragraph by paragraph after doing some changes to content, when the same could be done very easily using styles. This is actually why I like OOo, the UI in 1.x seems to be more style oriented than in Office and I feel way more comfortable with it.

      (And OOo doesn't nag every 20 seconds that this feature is not installed, please insert CD to install it now while I'm typing!)

    12. Re:Screenshots by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying, but it's just how I work. But to address your point, Pages' way is to provide simple toolbar buttons that, when clicked on, open floating panels with the moret advanced features. Format some text? Click the button for that. Insert an image? Click that button. In a way, it's like the tabbed menus of Office 12 but a different way of going about the idea (i.e., organizing features into sections...tabs in Office 12, floating panels in Pages).

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  25. Did they actually fix the bugs? by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Old versions of Office have entire books devoted to their bugs. When we moved from Office 98 to Office 2004, we noticed that most of the bugs were still in the program even though it was 3 versions later.

    Is Office 12 just a UI rearrangement of the same defective code?

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    1. Re:Did they actually fix the bugs? by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Probably. They never like to re-write entire programs. This sounds like just a new interface with menu items burried in wizards.

      So instead of people just sitting down and typing, it'll first ask you "where do you want to go today" and there will be only options.

    2. Re:Did they actually fix the bugs? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I'm using PowerPoint from Office 2004. They now have alpha-channeled images on the Mac. Yeah! They have an eye-dropper to get colors. Yeah!

      But the animation is organized into "dramatic, subtle, and really tacky" -- I have to figure out if "stretch" is subtle or not, and then find the right transition. Note they have new -- extra tacky transitions.

      Other things have been re-arranged. I don't get the theory of usability Microsoft operates under. They have their own words to describe common Desktop Publishing terms and they use 12 icon button widgets where one pop-up panel would do (i.e., "Alignment"). Are they trying to sell more books or are they really trying to improve the app, or are they just looking "new" -- I really haven't been able to figure that out. Other than, it is hard for me to see anything but obvious improvements that should have been in this application for 10 years (eyedropper and alpha channel and soft shadows). The rest is a re-jumble of all the controls. The side panel organizes things better, but I'm always going down two levels where it used to be quicker.

      In other office products, I've attempted to do advanced scripting to automate. Beyond simple "dog and pony" demonstrations, a lot of the advanced automation just plain breaks if you go much beyond the mail merge. I called Microsoft about some memory leaks (this was on Windows to create a complex Help document) in 1997 and at that time they told me there wasn't much interest in fixing them. Features over performance.

      For 90% of what people do, the alternatives are catching up. Microsoft needs to spend some money on usability and real performance of features that they have already -- rather than adding more "gee wiz" garbage. Have a decent web export that can actually work with an HTML editor. MS is so busy creating lock-in and trying to continually make revenue with the same old product they are not going to "fix" the incompatibility and performance issues until the alternatives surpass them.

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  26. "User Paradigm Shifts" ??? by Young+Master+Ploppy · · Score: 1

    In other news, more than a year before the final peak and subsequent crash will hit the markets, an article on Slashdot is revealing radically retro buzzwords and use of tell-tale phrases such as "user paradigm shifts" that recall the overly ambitious marketing departments in the Dotcom Heyday of the past.

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    1. Re:"User Paradigm Shifts" ??? by cswiii · · Score: 1

      No kidding.

      I was wondering if someone had run that statement through Bullfighter yet. I'm sure it would had some snide remarks about the paragraph.

  27. More Info... by airjrdn · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Re:More Info... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torrent anyone?

    2. Re:More Info... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      I'm still able to DL it at around 450KB/sec, so a torrent might not be necessary.

  28. Pre-beta? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    Beta software is for testing. That being the case, isn't "pre-beta" vaporware? What exactly are they testing???

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    1. Re:Pre-beta? by 1967mustangman · · Score: 1

      Didn't a pre-Beta used to be cfalled an Alpha release?

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    2. Re:Pre-beta? by Launch · · Score: 1

      In large scale deployments, beta is usually reserved for a very structured testing plan. Pre-Beta means that the software isn't ready for this type of testing plan, but it may be good for marketing to start pushing buzz words. Things like screen shots and non-functioning UI are often used as pre-beta examples... Vaporware should be reserved for theoretical programs in which no code is produced. Vaporware also has a stigma of "it will never be produced" around it; I don't think it applys here.

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    3. Re:Pre-beta? by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 1

      I imagine pre-beta is what most folks would refer to as "Alpha", i.e. "Mostly working, still missing key features, undoubtedly buggy".

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    4. Re:Pre-beta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find the build most people outside MS have is known as "Dog Food 4" and is effectively an Alpha. Those people lucky enough to be on the Office 12 Technology Acceptance Program (TAP) have it. Within MS they no doubt have later builds. Beta 1 is coming "in the fall" and will be more widely available.

    5. Re:Pre-beta? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't they just call it "alpha", then?

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  29. Batch Files by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

    I miss batch files too. I discovered AutoIt a few years back, though, and it's proven to be quite good at more than a few things. It's come a long way now, but even 5 years ago it was quite usable for just about everything I had wanted to batch up in Windows.

    Check it out.

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  30. Hey dude, by Run4yourlives · · Score: 2, Funny

    can you tell me where I can buy copies of Office 98 and 2004? I seem to have missed those ones.

    1. Re:Hey dude, by michaelyery · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually, office 98 and 2004 are for mac. 98 is about the same as office 97 for windows, and office 2004 is the equal to office 2003.

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    2. Re:Hey dude, by Maserati · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are available, amongst other places, from Apple's online store. Well, 2004 is - 98 is looooong since dead and would only run in Classic mode anyway. 2004 is a pretty nice office suite.

      Office 98 = Office 97 for Mac OS 9
      Office 2004 = Office XP for Mac OS X

      the comparisons are in feature sets and document formats, I don't believe there's much code in common.

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    3. Re:Hey dude, by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They're for Mac.

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  31. remember the argument for not cloning MS? by xutopia · · Score: 1
    the next version of OpenOffice clones MS Office a great deal instead of making its own effort to make things easy and clear for people in new ways. Instead of innovating we'll end up copying.

    Except someone to change OpenOffice.org's new suite to look like MS Office's new suite as what happened with GimpShop.

    1. Re:remember the argument for not cloning MS? by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they'll come to the conclusion that OO needs to be designed like Mozilla's products, where, if understand correctly, the UI can be (relatively) easily mutated into almost anything by changing XUL files.

      Then OO can easily accomodate users wanting clones of any past versions of Office's interface.

      Of course, I have no idea what kind of overhead that would entail.

  32. Past good enough for most users. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Office really is way past good enough for most users. My office uses Office 2000 and really doesn't see a big need to jump to Office XP or 2003. Office 12? Big harry deal. I wonder if Microsoft will have to start droping the price.

    What I really wonder is why no big PC companies like Dell, IBM, or Gateway are including OpenOffice with their PCs?
    Seems like a brain dead way to give your customers a free office suit. I guess the answer is they are all hoping to sell you MS Office.
    Maybe Gateway/Emachine should think about it.

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    1. Re:Past good enough for most users. by killmenow · · Score: 1
      What I really wonder is why no big PC companies like Dell, IBM, or Gateway are including OpenOffice with their PCs? Seems like a brain dead way to give your customers a free office suit. I guess the answer is they are all hoping to sell you MS Office.
      Right, wrong, or indifferent...the reason for it is they hope to (A) not piss off Microsoft; and, (B) not receive phone calls on their tech support line for OOo.

      With Microsoft products, they can always tell callers to call Microsoft. With OOo, who can they pass the buck to? I can just imagine it...

      Caller: Yes, I'm having trouble with this Office Write or whatever it's called. It won't [insert problem here].
      Gateway tech support: I see. Well, we bundle OpenOffice.org with our PCs as a value add for our customers...but since it is third party software, we do not support it directly. Have you heard of Google?
    2. Re:Past good enough for most users. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your probably right. But... Wait. They could offer them them support for a fee. They might actually make money then. It would be smart to make a new company called OpenOffice Support or some such critter so people wouldn't get mad at Gateway for charging. It could actually turn into a profit center.

      I keep forgetting that people actually call for support for things like word.

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    3. Re:Past good enough for most users. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      But they aren't in the software business. OEMs don't like dealing with software support issues, they don't even really like selling software. It doesn't make them any money. OEMs bundle software (and sometimes sell software separately) because it sells computers. Plain and simple.

    4. Re:Past good enough for most users. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just said it. "It doesn't make them any money". A per call support center could make them money for Open Office could make them money.
      That is one of the things that I do not like about windows machines. Out of the box they are useless. I can not surf the net safely, I can not do a simple spreadsheet, I can not write a program until I put a lot of other programs on my system.
      Why the heck doesn't Windows come with at least Perl of even Basic? That is one thing I think most Linux distros do out of the box. Provides a useful computer with the software on the install disks.

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    5. Re:Past good enough for most users. by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I still remember there was a time when an Operating System was meant to provide the BASIC FRAMEWORK to use other applications, it will manage the system memory, it will make sure the processes ran nicely and it will give the user basic tools to execute other APPLICATIONS.

      Of course, then, some stupid company started bundling whatever application it wanted to the default operating system installation and now it does not matter what OS you install you will always need at least 2000 MB for the basic installation...

      interesting, how technology has evolved uh?

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    6. Re:Past good enough for most users. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That was back before computers where products.
      Also I can remember when every computer came with someway to write programs, even if it was just a hex keypad. The idea of a computer that I can not program bugs me. Windows should come with some type of programing tool.
      With most Linux distros you can always not install stuff. Unix almost always came with at least a c compiler.

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    7. Re:Past good enough for most users. by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      Of course, then, some stupid company started bundling whatever application it wanted to the default operating system installation and now it does not matter what OS you install you will always need at least 2000 MB for the basic installation...
      Fortunately you can buy hard drives at wal-mart that come with a minimum of 40000 MB, and some even go as high as 120000 MB for a little over $150.

      I bet you ten to one that if you go to an actual computer store, you can even buy ones that have 320000 MB of space or more.

      interesting, how technology has evolved uh?
      For both hardware and software.

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      Just did.

    8. Re:Past good enough for most users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows does come with BASIC - VBScript. It also comes with JavaScript, both of which can be used to easily write scripts, create COM objects, do system administration, or make web pages.

      Of course, first thing I do when I install a Windows box is to install Perl, but that's just me.

      dom

    9. Re:Past good enough for most users. by eco2geek · · Score: 1
      Windows should come with some type of programing tool.

      You've never heard of Windows Script Host, VBScript, and JScript, which come bundled with Windows? OK, they're scripting languages rather than full-fledged programming languages, but you can do a lot with them. (They were made as a more powerful replacement for batch files, not just for use within web pages.)

      The downsides, of course, are that a) they only work with Windows (naturally); and b) they're a security risk.

  33. Where is the innovation? by jkrise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The chief reason why Office is no longer attractive to enterprises is bcos of it's closed formats. It's not possible to manipulate an Office document without using the application, and that's pricey, bloated and proprietary - besides being locked down to the platform.

    Companies around me have stuck with Office 97 for docs and use the Mozilla range for mail and internet. IE and OE are too buggy and bloated - and more easily replaced than Office. In a year's time, Open Office 2 should stabilise and remove the need for the OS itself.

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    1. Re:Where is the innovation? by Bohiti · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "The chief reason why Office is no longer attractive to enterprises is bcos of it's closed formats."
      Yeah, right. The only factoids in the CIO's mind regarding Office suites and versions is weighing the pretty interface against the price. Occasionally there's the small Access and Excel "applications" that the so-called "developers" moan and groan that they either HAVE to have the newest Office, or CANNOT EVER EVER go to the new Office.

      Honestly, open formats aren't even a twinkle in the eye of the two CIO's I've worked under in two very large organizations.
    2. Re:Where is the innovation? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      So would I need I just need to install Open Office 2 in the BIOS then?

  34. See it here.... by kajoob · · Score: 1

    The new Office is amazing, check out a 40 minute video of it here. The video is about 600mb, so I fully expect their servers to catch on fire once it gets slashdotted, but have at it.

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    1. Re:See it here.... by AnFraX · · Score: 2, Funny

      This video starts out strangly like a porn vid....

  35. users =? idiots! by linumax · · Score: 1

    Not all users are idiots but at least 95% are STUPID!
    Ever talked to a tech-support guide?! Take a look at this

  36. Changes to management and office structures by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    You will probably see more changes to how people collaborate on documents and how they are stored than any actual changes to the editing and formatting functionality.

  37. Upgrade Cost by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will it cost?
    Microsoft hasn't yet specified.


    Translation: prepared to be raked over the coals for failing to upgrade from Office 97 for all these years. You don't think those dinosaur ads pay for themselves do you?

  38. Already? by McLetter · · Score: 1

    Jeez! I just got Office 2003, and now this? A year before release? WHAT?! Office 12 is coming too soon.. for me anyways :( And what were they thinking?! R.I.P. Clippy.. :'(

    1. Re:Already? by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

      So how often do you want new versions to be released then? 5-6 years between each one?

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  39. Desktop Real Estate loss by Fox_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While the more visual and tabbed layout may reduce mouse clicks, it eats up more screen real estate than Office 2003 does. Visually, Office 12.0 will look dramatically different, though just marginally more attractive than its predecessor. Icons and charts appear less flat, but our jaws didn't drop at first sight.
    I'm one of those guys with dual 19 inch moniters running at greater then 1280 by 720 resolution and I still don't have enough desktop area. It's a shame they are adding more onscreen buttons/tabs/menus to the interface, making the word processor more mouse dependant. They are also screwing with the shortcuts, messing up the Alt+ shortcuts. It is their software though, not mine, so they can do whatever they want, and I'll keep on with Open Office.

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    1. Re:Desktop Real Estate loss by davez0r · · Score: 1

      my dual 20" monitors scoff at your paltry 19" midget monitors!

      you should upgrade, the extra inch makes OOo run faster.

    2. Re:Desktop Real Estate loss by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I kinda had that coming. I would have bigger moniters but I invested a big chunk of money in Nintendo Virtual Boys linked into a Beowulf Cluster running linux - KDE desktop. It didn't take off like I thought it would.

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    3. Re:Desktop Real Estate loss by davez0r · · Score: 1

      lol

  40. radical interface changes?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't Microsoft's argument against switching to alternative office suites the alleged re-training costs to get workers up to speed on the new interface.

    Well, if Office 12 has "radical interface changes" it appears to me that if it's going to require re-training, businesses might as well switch to an alternative now and save a fortune.

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    1. Re:radical interface changes?! by Keeper · · Score: 1

      The idea is that the interface changes will make your employees more productive, and that you'll recoup the training costs over time through that increased productivity (and eventually come out ahead).

      If you're just changing from one unproductive design to another, you won't recoup the training costs.

  41. Undo past save? by JPyObjC+Dude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I personally will not install any Beta microsoft product so I cannot verify.

    Does anybody know if they finally have undo past savepoints.

    Because of my experience with MSO (been using since Excel 4.0) is that it is best to save the document ALL the time else the app will crash and you will loose hours of work. BUT when you save, you loose the undo history :[

    MSO up to now has never had this feature (bad programmers BAD).

    BTW - OOo has this feature in 2.0 :]

    God I love open source

    JsD

    1. Re:Undo past save? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) why is office crashing on you that this is even necessary? this isn't the windows 95 era anymore.
      b) why don't you use the auto-save feature which does all this for you without you having to overwrite your documents
      c) if you mis-save, why not just undo up to the point you want, and then save again?

    2. Re:Undo past save? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c) if you mis-save, why not just undo up to the point you want, and then save again?

      The entire point of his post is that MS office does not support doing this. Go ahead, try it.

    3. Re:Undo past save? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      True, but that doesn't address the other two points: 1) Office doesn't crash that often; 2) Office has Auto save on by default (Type AutoRecover in the Help menu for more information.)

    4. Re:Undo past save? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You'd think by now they'd have copied the history panel from Photoshop into all MSO products.

    5. Re:Undo past save? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office doesn't crash that often
      read: only when it causes maximum loss of work

  42. Wrong! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1
    Nothing will ever top Office 97 for what it brought the table when it came out

    Nothing will ever top edit.com from the old MS-DOS days! Billy G and the crew should give it up. Long live edit.com!

    1. Re:Wrong! by potHead42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing will ever top edit.com from the old MS-DOS days! Billy G and the crew should give it up. Long live edit.com!

      You misspelled ed

  43. But will they fix style sheets? by phlamingo · · Score: 1

    I am sure that you can do everything necessary with the current incarnation of style sheets in MS Word, but I certainly don't find using them straightforward. The last version where I thought style sheets worked the way they should was Word for Dos version 5.

    Oh, dear, I'm dating myself again. And it is so much better to date someone else ...

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  44. OPEN OFFICE 2.x by Kefaa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For years, I have heard that the differences between MS Office and Open Office were so significant that the cost of retraining was not worth transitioning.

    Where are those people today? The same ones that argued that it was not cost effective to retrain, will be arguing this is an incremental change or significant but worth the effort. I can hardly wait for Laura DiDio's "How Office 12 will make your company 12 times more productive" press release disguised as a "research paper."

    As several prior posters have said, if you are going to take the upgrade hit, why not take it to open office? It will certainly be less expensive in both licensing and training. And it will support OpenDocument formats, something MS has said they will not do.

    At least until the MS PR machine starts rolling.

    Open Office Home page

  45. Haha. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    The keystone of the new user interface is a "ribbon" of frequently used commands that offers different options, depending on the task a user is performing.

    In other words, we get a UI that never stays the same, and I'll be forever searching for the damn option I want because it can't stay put. And they say microsoft doesn't innovate.

    There have also been rumours of some new products, such as Excel server software

    Whoa. That's brilliant. It can be more like a database, and store all sorts of worksheets and rows, keeping the relationship between the various worksheets intact, maybe even allowing you to search for specific sets of rows across multiple spreadsheets! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

    Or maybe, it will allow a bunch of users to share the same documents. That's brilliant right there. A simple interface, and you can download excel documents *over the network*. No more trading floppies.

    I cannot wait for the best Office ever!

  46. History repeating itself? by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1
    The real question is: Just how much can you improve an office suite, before it's 'good enough'? Many Office users (my employers included) feel Office 2003 is just fine, and have no plans whatsoever for Office 12.

    The real question is, how many people said that about Office 97 then upgraded to Office 2000, or Office XP, or Office 2003?

    Damien
  47. Why no mention of DRM or format issues? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Why does every review and/or FAQ skip covering the DRM features and how they work? Does the NDA for reviewers prohibit discussion or even mentioning it?

    DRM is there in Office 12, MS had been bragging about it. It's more than before and requires ties to MS Passport or MS Server. Why all the secrecy if it's such a good thing?

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  48. Bad Analogy - "under the hood" by Free_Trial_Thinking · · Score: 1

    We can't look under the hood because the hood is sealed shut. Right?

    1. Re:Bad Analogy - "under the hood" by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Must be why this look "Under the Hood of Office 12" has nothing to do with what's under the hood (unless you count the brief mention of XML) and is all about the interface (the part that's actually not under the hood).

    2. Re:Bad Analogy - "under the hood" by zephc · · Score: 1

      So, really, we're just looking at the hood. Dents, rock scratches, bird poop and all.

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  49. Same-named files by Grincho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not to mention that you can't open two files of the same name, at least in the Mac version. They should be ashamed.

    1. Re:Same-named files by pwnage · · Score: 1
      How's that crack smoking working out for you?

      You can most certainly open more than one spreadsheet file using Office for the Mac.

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    2. Re:Same-named files by NotWorkSafe · · Score: 1

      You can in the Windows version, but ti's a read-only copy.

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    3. Re:Same-named files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are those glasses working out for you? He said two files of the same name . Fool.

    4. Re:Same-named files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you learn to read? Or didn't you spot the "with the same name" part? (It's an old and infamous Excel limitation; I think the Windows version suffers from it too, though I don't really use it anymore these days.)

  50. Technology is Fucked Up by StoryMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Office 12's innovations paves the way for Office 13's "return to the Office design that users have to love."

    Two years from now, whoever is in charge in Office will stand up at some flashy Microsoft presentation and explain how they "ignored users" and "goofed" by changing too much in Office 12. He'll talk about "lessons learned" and how "grateful Microsoft is to the user community for their active support of Microsoft Office."

    And then he'll push a couple buttons, curtains will raise, and some huge screen will blast "Office 13" and show videos about how all these new innovations have been replaced by the stuff that users wanted -- namely, a return to the regular menu.

    I don't know -- after ten, fifteen years of Microsoft, I'm extremely, extremely weary of all this technological hullabaloo. It's a lot of noise about nothing except money -- big money -- and users -- myself included -- fall for it time and time again.

    And yes, I've gradually moved over to Linux solutions. They're fine -- sometimes more complesxs than I'd like -- but I've come to understand that Microsoft -- and perhaps Google, too, but I don't know yet -- really don't understand technology. They understand technology, yeah, but they don't understand the fundamental fact that more and more people have an antagonistic response to technology. We like technology, sure, but goddammit make technology that makes things easier -- not complex in a different way.

    I wish someone at these companies would begin to acknowledge the odd technological antagonism that more technology breeds. Just because you *can* do something doesn't mean you *should* -- create a new version of Word, implement X or Y, etc. etc.

    I dunno. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

    1. Re:Technology is Fucked Up by yagu · · Score: 1

      From your post: And then he'll push a couple buttons, curtains will raise, and some huge screen will blast "Office 13" and show videos about how all these new innovations have been replaced by the stuff that users wanted -- namely, a return to the regular menu.

      You're probably right. We've seen this before (New Coke anyone?). But what is so sad about this instance is it'll be considered moving back what people already liked . But really all it is today is what people have adapted to. Today's Office menus and interface are amazingly obfuscated (dancing chevrons anyone?) and are a nightmare to use as well as support, but they're what people finally have gotten to know.

      Sigh... BTW, Lucy, could you hold that football for Charlie?

    2. Re:Technology is Fucked Up by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      I think they will continue going the way they're going.

      Aren't we all looking forward to a Word program that finally does away with the document window and allows us to create files in their entirety with menu selections and toolbars -which will conveniently cover the entire screen? Then, based on your selections, Word 20 will write the document for you. Who needs auto-fill when you have auto-write!

    3. Re:Technology is Fucked Up by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      and perhaps Google, too, but I don't know yet

      Why include Google? Seems to me that almost everything they do is designed mitigate technological complexity for average users.

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    4. Re:Technology is Fucked Up by tcatt · · Score: 1

      Great way to describe it. Made me think of the WWF when I read that.. Used to love it once. Then it got more flashy, and then it got more loud, and time and time as much as it changed it was the same old boring stupid crap. And I started to hate it. I hated it so much it made me want to choke. Die. Kill! Kill!! Well anyways, at least we have options to mso. Is that off topic.. ?

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  51. Clippy & Google by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Balmer: Bill, please tell me Clippy didn't applayed for a job at Google!

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  52. that is just so wrong by idlake · · Score: 1

    It is one of those That is *so* obvious features that ends up in every product because it is just so *DUHHH* after someone popularises the concept. :-)

    Contrary to what you may think, developers in the past weren't too stupid to come up with such obvious ideas, they simply made a reasonable tradeoff between features, hardware requirements, and development effort.

    Furthermore, after Microsoft has killed off all the commercial competition (through proprietary formats, bundling, and other anti-competitive tricks), which products exactly are you talking about when you say "every product"? Microsoft currently has no commercial competitors, and they can leisurely pull one obvious feature after another out of a hat and bask in the glory of being "innovative". Adding injury to insult, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to patent this.

    Now, you may say that OpenOffice is a competitor. You are right. But Microsoft's dirty tricks make the work of OpenOffice developers much harder than the Microsoft Office team. Furthermore, Microsoft Office compatibility (both in terms of UI and in terms of features and formats) is the primary driver of OpenOffice development, so the degree to which OpenOffice can innovate are very limited. In the long run, you can bet, though, that an open source office suite, not Microsoft Office, will become the driver for innovation in this space.

  53. OMG!!!11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like I'd watch some crap video made by some boring geeks at a 2 bit software company about the crap they are working on that is so damn boring it's not funny.

    Seriously. If I want to be in a coma, I'll go bang my head repeatedly against something (it'll be more fun).

    Yeah.. let's waste 600MB of my download quota on this trash.

  54. Office 97 is still good enough for me... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I still install Office 97 on every Windows computer I own. There are no license key or registration "phone home" issues to deal with and it's a pretty lean word processor compared to the others out there today. Honestly, I can't tell you what features have been added to Office in the last 8 years that would be of any use to me.

    1. Re:Office 97 is still good enough for me... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Office 97 uses a license key, but doesn't phone home. I'm the only one still using it here at work on my laptop, whereas everyone else is on Office 2003 because we got a new round of Dells on the leasing program. I did, however, buy an upgrade to Outlook 2003. Word 97 and Excel 97 are just fine, but Outlook 2003 offers lots of new improvements that I use every day.

    2. Re:Office 97 is still good enough for me... by KillShill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that and the fact that office97 programs start up faster than notepad. on a modern computer, it's so fast that it opens before you finish clicking the second time on the icon. and just about every function most people want is in 97. and you can pick up a copy on ebay very cheap http://search.ebay.com/office-97 .

      though, unless you absolutely need it, it's best to stay away from office altogether. it'll only add to your problems. even if OO and other FOSS programs aren't as good, they won't change the file formats on you or lock you in. that point alone is worth never considering MSO.

      good business and ethics/morality clearly are mutually exclusive.

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    3. Re:Office 97 is still good enough for me... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I can't tell you what features have been added to Office in the last 8 years that would be of any use to me.

      The ability for Word to open an HTML document that contains [gasp] a table?
      The ability to scroll with the mouse wheel in Excel?
      The ability to extract embedded pictures from Word or Powerpoint?
      Not to mention MS Access incompatibilities with the current version.

      Office 97 was a good program, but current file types and current hardware have left it behind.

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    4. Re:Office 97 is still good enough for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I might as well buy office 97? I currently use StarOffice, but it's somewhat of a pain to use if you just want to do simple stuff which is compatible with MS Word docs (writing papers etc.) I've been thinking of buying MS Word 97 which is cheaper and better for my P266 (campus license - I know I'm cheap), but I'm not sure whether it's still 'usable' (well, if it isn't, why would they offer it?)

      So, you think Office 97 would suit my situation? Is it wise anyway to use StarOffice on my -slow- computer, because it takes ages to load.

      (Before you ask; SO was even cheaper on a campus license. Yes I know, I'm really cheap.))

    5. Re:Office 97 is still good enough for me... by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Access, 97 was the last version that could export to FoxPro format.
      Which is extremely stupid as MS still makes FoxPro, and came out with a new version in the last couple of years.

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  55. More for M$ by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 0

    Let's charge them lots of money for the latest software and make sure we change it enough so that we can charge for the training too. more M$ money grab.

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  56. LyX by ibentmywookie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use LyX to do my word processing. I like not having to fuss (too much) with layout.

    But it's still a bit too technical for the average user. If somebody took the concept and turned it into a polished, commercial, end-user product, it might be a good alternative even for non-techies.

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  57. Clippy is a Bayesian network by Harlan879 · · Score: 1

    There are two interesting things about Clippy. One is that it's a shockingly obnoxious bit of UI code. The other is that the underlying engine is one of the most practically successful bits of Artificial Intelligence research ever devised, the Bayesian network (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayesian_network). Bayes nets, aka belief nets, describe the interrelations among a set of facts about the world, and the causal (or at least correlational) relations among those facts. Given a partial set of information about the state of the world (or your Excel document), the net can induce the most likely causes for those facts. Like, what you're trying to do with your Excel document, and why it's not working. Too bad M$ chose to make it completely annoying...

  58. Gone is the Application Style Guide? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Gone are the familiar File, Edit, View and other drop-down menus."

    Well, has the Windows Application Style Guide changed? Or is Microsoft giving up any pretense at Windows applications having a consistent UI?

    1. Re:Gone is the Application Style Guide? by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Well, it's fairly obvious that they've given up on anything resembling a common look and feel since the whole application is apparently skinned separately from the rest of Windows.

      [hates office]
      [hates oo]
      [yes, I AM one of those WordPerfect users -- but MY word processor lets me drag an image anywhere I want it on the page]

  59. Macros / VBA by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at a shop that does a lot of transcription. We have been able to keep our VBA macros (which are quite extensive) working between all versions of Word from 97 on without too much difficulty.

    Has anybody heard if the object model has changed significantly (i.e. Application / Document / Range / etc.)? If Microsoft revamps the back-end macros in Word the way they are revamping the front-end, it would certainly be an impetus for companies to look at other office solutions

  60. Tour of the New UI on Channel9 by aerodyno · · Score: 1

    Channel9 has an interview with Julie Larson-Green, who runs the Office User Experience Team. It's a 42 minute tour of the New UI and Office 12.

    http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=1147 20

    Check it out--it's got a lot more detail than the ZDNet articles.

  61. this is good by idlake · · Score: 1

    OOo may end up being the more comfortable and familiar environment for current MS Office users than Office 12.

    1. Re:this is good by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 0

      And why would that be "good"? Oh, you're part of the Microsoft-must-die jihad. *yawn*

      BTW, Office12 makes OpenOffice look like a dinosaur. Users will choose apps that look and feel modern over outdated garbage (witness IE losing marketshare to more modern browsers).

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    2. Re:this is good by idlake · · Score: 1

      And why would that be "good"? Oh, you're part of the Microsoft-must-die jihad. *yawn*

      Let me turn that question around: why do you think it's good that there is a single office suite, a product that costs hundreds of dollars every year, keeps its data in proprietary formats, and gives a single software company a huge profit margin? Wouldn't it be better for the economy as a whole if software were available cost-effectively? Do you want to pay more for your new car, or your food, or your books just so that Bill Gates can build a bigger mansion? Because that's what it all boils down to: Microsoft's profits ultimately come out of everybody's pockets.

      BTW, Office12 makes OpenOffice look like a dinosaur. Users will choose apps that look and feel modern over outdated garbage

      Whatever. With Microsoft's glacial development schedules, Office 12 is pretty much set in stone at this point. OpenOffice, on the other hand, gets to pick and choose the features from Office 12 that it wants to clone and may even beat Office 12 to market with that. Or, the OOo developers may decide that conservatism is better.

      Functionally, it makes little difference. For people like you who believe in appearances of substance, Office 12 may be a big change, but functionally, it's miniscule.

  62. In Other Words by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Microsoft changes some buttons, messes with menus forcing you to relearn previously simple procedures and charges you big bucks for the privilege. It's little wonder I still see guys using Office 97.

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    1. Re:In Other Words by DarthTaco · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Microsoft changes some buttons, messes with menus forcing you to relearn previously simple procedures and charges you big bucks for the privilege."

      You should try modelsim sometime.

  63. Pushing Vista by Murgatroyd · · Score: 5, Funny
    My favorite part of the FAQ:
    Will Office 12 require Windows Vista?
    No. Although there were some initial plans to more tightly couple the new products, they will work independently of one another. There may be some features that "light up" only when a user is running Vista, however.
    Like... oh, maybe, "Save Document"?
  64. "Drastically revamps the user interface" by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Tell me again how Microsoft is so much superior to OpenOffice because people switching to OpenOffice can't find the Office menus, and are too dumb to learn, blah, blah, blah.

    Microsoft breaks anything it wants when it wants. Period.

    Another Windows shill excuse down the drain. Thanks, Microsoft.

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  65. Forced upgrades by BAM0027 · · Score: 1
    Ooooh, you hit a sore spot there.
    When these holdouts finally do upgrade, it's only because they are having issues with using documents from other facilities that are in the new format (non-backward-compatible by design...thank you so much, Bill), and when they do, they commonly skip at least one release.
    I'd like to string up Adobe for their lack of responsibility in maintaining compatibility. The past two {facetious} "major" {/facetious} upgrades have frequently failed when saving documents as the previous version's.

    Corruption in these cases includes causing system crashes (OS X Panther or Tiger) and document corruption (unable to open at all).

    While I have to own responsibility towards accepting the "compelling" reasons for the upgrade, my defense is simply in the high demand for quick turnaround in design production. A few features here or there can amount to major savings in time. Shame on me for being fooled twice in a row into believing that backward compatibility would work for us.

    Adobe's slow enough on bug fixes (time between vX.0 and vX.01) on top of this, so my frustration level is pretty high. We're working around this, at the least simply downgrading installations, but jeez. If it's not going to work, don't offer the "feature" or FIX IT!

    p.s. Second on my list is Microsoft with their limited benefit upgrade to Office 2004.

  66. UI changes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet there will be a setting provided in Office 12 to revert back to office2003/XP look and feel.

    So there, I will take that $299, kick you in the nuts and call it even.

  67. Memo to office staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all clerical staff:

    We have hired a consulting firm to rearrange all corporate qwerty computer keyboards. The new keyboard layout has been shown in several independent studies to potentially increase productivity by up to 10 percent or more. Although it does require some training to learn the new key arrangements, this is a one-time cost, and we are confident that once the training is complete, employees will be glad that we made this change. In order to take full advantage of your training and increased productivity, it is strongly recommend that you upgrade your home keyboards as well. We also suggest you recommend this new innovation to your friends and business associates. Since we like to be known as a leading technology company, as soon as other improved keyboard arrangements are developed, rest assured that we will be the first to adopt them.

    Sincerely,

    the Management

  68. iWork? by Zemplar · · Score: 1

    Hopefully by the time Office 12 is released in the second half of 2006 Apple will have their rumored spreadsheet component ["Cells"?] available.

  69. What a great time for everyone else by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is sure making things easy on the competition.

    First of all, they plan to release a new OS that looks (and works) just like a recent update OS X, only years after and encumbered with some really annoying DRM support. Apple says "Thank you MS"!

    Then they release a new version of Office just as Open Office 2.0 achieves stability in such a way that Open Office is actually cheaper to transition to that Office 12. OO says, "Thank you MS!".

    Lastly they release a game system with multiple configurations, leaving out HD-DVD support until a yet later model. The confused customer base gives Sony some breathing room to release its new console on a relaxed schedule. Sony says, "Thank you MS!".

    Then as if that were not enough they throw a huge re-org on top of the whole deal to give everyone else another six months lead over Microsoft.

    Perhaps Microsoft is doing this to throw themselves far enouhg behind to create an artifical "crisis" that the employees will then rise to - Microsoft has always produced things at the most rapid clip when under threat. Seems like a dangerous strategy to me though.

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  70. Microsoft Software is like a Tranvestite by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
    Looks good from far away but closer inspection reveals the awfull truth.

    Initially, the press will fawn all over the flashy interface. Then after awhile users will note somethings just not quite right. As with the current version of office, they will have to continue adding features to keep making money. So eventually the new menus and such will become as difficult as before. Right now you have to play find the hidden option with their menus because there are too many options with the interface they have. While this interface seems to help, it doesn't address the core issue, feature bloat.

  71. User Interfaces by John+Bayko · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The problem with complex applications and complex menus like Microsoft Office and Open Office is that functionality gets lost deep in the menu structure. Microsoft developers have realised this, and have tried to address it in several ways (Clippy, duplicating functionality in many unrelated, inconsistant places). Open software developers have also tried (removing options, rearranging menus without reducing their complexity), but I think all have have missed the point of GUIs.

    The key breakthrough that dropdown menus provided when they were introduced was simply that all the available functions (or function categories, at least) are visible, or at lease findable, you don't need to remember any text command (like a command line) or wierd control key combinations. It greatly simplifies things, but a GUI dropdown menu is no more effective in that way than the original Lotus 1-2-3 text interface - a '/' would bring up a top screen menu, which you could select in a similar fashion with keyboard only, no mouse. In fact, it had some advantages until Microsoft added the ALT-key method for accessing GUI menus.

    The fundamental problem is that when menus get too complex, the options are no longer easily visible. You now have to remember where to activate a particular function - and you're back to memorizing things instead of having them in front of you, so you're back to the idea of commands. Only the command is a series of menu clicks, instead of keystrokes or words.

    The problem isn't the use of menus, but the over use of them. The entire reason for the existance of GUIs is to allow direct manipulation of objects. The opportunity for ease of use from this is still only touched upon in many ways - especially by those who don't see any farther than stuffing menus full of functionality (similarly, if you've ever looked at the configuration options of a complex open-source project like NetBeans or KDE or Gnome, you'll see huge trees of incomprehensible options, often in a uniform structure that gives you no clue as to where to find the one you're looking for - you have to read, explore, read, explore until you stumble across the one you want). That functionality should go into direct manipulation of visible objects, not menus.

    For example, in a word processor, mini icons representing paragraphs could be displayed in a margin. To change properties like interparagraph spacing, indent, style or following style, you'd click on the icon to open a control panel - instead of cursor somewhere into the text, then up to the menu bar and click on Format / Paragraph / Indents and Spacing. Another icon or option lets you select the paragraph style, or edit the style (some of this is already done, with a ruler control up top, with drag-and-drop tabs - good idea). The manipulation now takes place at the paragraph you're interested in itself, not far away in some abstraft menu tree.

    Direct manipulation is the most overlooked, but by far the most powerful ease-of-use tool. The Macintosh and applications that run on it, go furthest by a wide margin in using direct manipulation, which is why users consider it so vastly easier to use, yet without loss of power. This is the real magic of GUIs and key to ease of use - it's not in "simplifying options", but providing those options in an absolutely direct and intuitive fashion.

  72. Sucketh.. by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    I can see from my own experiences that Microsoft has a hard time convincing their userbase to upgrade. Most users use a small percentage of Office 97 and really dont have any reason to upgrade. Office 12 really needs a big bunch of benefits to be worth upgrading to. Retraining of the staff isnt one of them according to Microsofts own studies (read their comparisons of Linux vs. Windows on the Get The Facts site). A new interface is a bigger hurdle to climb than say a migration to open office wich mimics MS Office in many ways. The lack of support for an open document format seems like a minus compared to Open Office.

    If they dont get the offices to upgrade their biggest cash cow is in jeopardy and that fat revenue is vital for them. Without Windows and Office revenues Microsoft is toast.

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  73. Patience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would everyone here take a deep breath? MSO12 won't be out for over a year, according to MS, which means it will be more like 2 years. And if there's one thing we all should have learned years ago about MS is that these early views of products almost never hold up.

    Remember how they backed down over activation in XP and released the super duper special corporate edition? Expect to see the same rollback on O12 features and changes--corporate customers will howl when they see what MS in mind, and MS will back down.

    As we get much closer to the actual release date, and betas leak out, then we can get our undies in a twist. Until then, calm down.

    1. Re:Patience by Rekolitus · · Score: 1

      Exactly. No matter what MS wants to do, if they can make it more classic to make more people upgrade, they'll do it. It's upgrade numbers they want on this one, and pretty much all upgrades they release.

  74. Just great. by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

    Now all those people who, in school, took MS Office (since schools don't teach general word processing anymore, just "MS Office") classes will have to relearn everything, be confused about new interfaces (since they were never taught how to use more than one), and generally bitch about how hard "computers" are.

    Seriously, kids in High School these days are being taught "MS Office, and IE" as their "computer" classes....to "prepare them for the workplace." Not too prepared now are they?

  75. GOOD by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    a pre-beta version of Microsoft Office 12.0 is revealing radical interface changes and user paradigm shifts that recall the overly ambitious Microsoft Office 97 update of the past.

    Good! Maybe if it sucks bad enough I can show on paper that "retraining" people to use a slightly different, more agnostic Office suite is cheaper than paying for Office 12 AND teaching them all of the sea changes. Perhaps we can finally escape the ever-spiralling budget leech that is Microsoft Office...
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  76. Office 97 - no license key by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps I should clarify - my copy of Office 97 is from an old purple-and-black MSDN developers CD I picked out the trash at work. The print on the CD says "for 60 days of evaluation" but the code neither asks for a license code nor expires after 60 days, so that CD (and some of its backup copies) remains valuable to me.

    1. Re:Office 97 - no license key by Martz · · Score: 1

      If you do a network install of Office '97 somewhere you are not prompted for a licence key for installs from that network share.

  77. Screw Word, What About Access? by JohnDeHope3 · · Score: 1

    I need a version of Access for the 21st century! Robust and simple deployment of distributed databases. RAD gui development. .Net under the hood for scripting. Etc. Why do they keep showing me screenshots of the frickin' word toolbar? Don't they know I have real business problems that I need to solve? What 87-step-paper-workflow-involving-sticky-notes am I going to be able to disappear with a stupid 'ribbon' in Word?

    1. Re:Screw Word, What About Access? by SA3Steve · · Score: 1

      Access will be one of the most upgraded apps in the Office 12 package (in my opinion). A lot of work has been done to make it look more 21st centry (and less 19th century) and to make it easier for the average user to use (while still keeping any of the advanced design scenarios that currently exist). There will be a lot of work done to make tracking apps easier to create and use with Access 12 as well as some very nice integration with Sharepoint (if you and/or your business use Sharepoint).

  78. As long as they do the defenestration scene.... by Hasai · · Score: 1

    ....with Gates playing the part of the Emperor, it's fine with me.

    ];)

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    1. Re:As long as they do the defenestration scene.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      defenestration... best. word. evar.

  79. Does this mean the death of hidden characters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hidden control characters were introduced when Word*Star came out, as a nifty trick to pack features into a Word Processor that had to share 32K of memory with CP/M, the common operating system of the time. This was no longer needed when IBM introduced the radical new PC, because it had an incredible 256K of memory, and even 512K for for those willing to splash out in dizzy extravaganza. I'm glad the Microsoft Word team appear to have finally noticed this exciting IBM innovation. I'm presuming, of course, their new file format means they'll have got rid of hidden control characters, and their insanely irritating consequences, such as if you accidentally delete a hidden character you can get random reformating of text somewhere far out of sight. Whilst I'm here, it'll be nice to be able to select some pages in Word, tell it to put page numbers of those pages, and actually see page numbers appear on the pages selected, and not some random alternative wrong range of pages.

    I note the Open Office team have carefully copied these Microsoft mistakes. I do believe that if copyright existed on flaws, Microsoft could sue them for oodles of dosh.

    I still rate Word Perfect, after all these years.

  80. Freudian Slip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    27:20 into the video she makes a foo bar chart. FUBAR rofl.

    1. Re:Freudian Slip? by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      Your geeklessness is showing. Foo and Bar are the de facto standard metasyntactic variable names used when showing examples. They effectively lost their connection to the FUBAR acronym a long time ago.

  81. Peanuts by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    Don't give me that usual GUI revamping crap. Screw the looks.

    What are "the new Microsoft hardware standards" now? 2 GB of Ram, 3 GB of HDD space & a dual processor?

    Did they integrate the "save as XML" option? Did they follow the REAL XML standards?

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    1. Re:Peanuts by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the default format is an XML format.

      No, the default format is not OpenDocument XML, nor does it support OpenDocument XML.

      Yes, the Office XML format is avaliable in a royalty-free license.

      No, the Office XML format isn't open source compatible, because of the license restrictions and because it is pattented.

      Yes, they followed XML standards in producing their format, but that doesn't mean its not filled with tons of binary crap. OpenDocument XML is infinitely superior, in that you can simply gunzip it and poke around the directory structure for all the items you embedded into your document.

      XML is pretty flexible. Just because it is 'XML Compliant' doesn't mean that it is easy to understand, use, or implement.

      I guess you can cut&paste the binary 'bottles' out of a MS Office XML file.

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  82. Oh my God! by lullabud · · Score: 1

    They killed Clippy!

    1. Re:Oh my God! by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Those Bastards!!!

  83. Painted into a metaphorical corner... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

    It's interesting -Microsoft has trouble convincing most people to upgrade because there's nothing in the new versions that people really want or care about - Office 97 does what most people need just fine. In order to convince people (rightly or by trickery) that they need to "upgrade", they need to make the new version sufficiently different to make people think it's got something that they don't have but that they might want.

    At the same time, Microsoft has to convince people that switching to some other product is going to be really hard and require "retraining" because it's not exactly the same as their current Microsoft product.

    So what can they do? I guess they decided to go ahead and screw up the interface severely enough to make it look new and shiny, in hopes that some of the "new, shiny" buzz they're making about Longhorn/"Microsoft Vista Miscellaneous Edition" will at least get a horde of enough early-adopters to jump on the bandwagon, start using the new non-backwards-compliant file format, and in so doing start "pestering" users of the older office programs to buy new "Office" licenses.

    Wonder how quickly support for the "Special Microsoft" offshoot of the OASIS formats will be added to OpenOffice 2, or possibly as a BSD-licensed independent converter (since MS is attempting to forbid GPL-licensed projects from using the file format)?...

  84. You... bought... LookOut?! OMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO!1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I did, however, buy an upgrade to Outlook 2003.

    Step away from the computer! Move slowly and put that mouse down! What's that ticking noise I hear?

  85. Mmmm...buzzwords... by knight1970 · · Score: 1

    Paradigm...that's a good one. Can we make anymore generalizations?

  86. Now that's VERY interesting... by Rekolitus · · Score: 1

    We all know the standard advantages open source brings. But what if innovation becomes one of them?

    Forcing Microsoft out by innovation. After all, the open source software will implement it first, Microsoft will eventually copy it, and probably in the process kludge it up a bit.

    Now that could make for a very interesting 'end' to Microsoft.

  87. I've been convinced, maybe by conJunk · · Score: 1

    I had a revelation last night about Microsoft's inovation. I've been as down on M$ as the next guy. At home I run Fedora and a few flavors of MacOS. My bedroom is Microsoft-free.

    Last night, I was helping a friend make a flier for a class she's teaching. She kept wanting to do all this stuff with the text and the images that's *really easy* in word. We were using Apple's answer to Word, and the UI just wasn't there. Most of the features seemed like they were, but finding them was rediculous. I have to give M$ credit for intuitive UI design for a goodly number of the features in the Office suite.

  88. Office 2003 by thebdj · · Score: 1

    Seriously I see one reason to use Office 2003 over older versions of Office...Outlook. By far the program that got the largest overhaul by in 2003. Using Office 2000 at work I nearly want to through my computer through a wall some days using an old outdated and quite frankly poor Outlook 2000.

    I am sort of thinking though that since we have programs that specifically function as add-ons for Office, we might be on the verge of going open-source. I believe this solely because the add-on is actually of simple functionality and it would be infinitely cheaper to make a similar program for OOo and not have to pay the outrageous M$ licenses. But it probably just a dream...

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  89. Innovation is coming from Apple, once again by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

    These screenshots should look very familiar to anyone who has used Apple's iWork (Keynote and Pages) - Microsoft's "radically new interface paradigm" is basically just copying the interface that Apple came up with for all of its new productivity applications in Mac OS X. This paradigm also shows up in OmniGraffle and other Omni tools, and in XCode.

    The features I'd really like to see in Microsoft Office? Besides open, documented file formats, of course? How about looking the same when opened on any other computer, with any other (reasonably recent) version of Office for either PC or Mac? And no matter what locale they're in - right now someone with a German locale can open an (English) Word document and get totally different pagination. Or how about not trying to second-guess me when I want to delete a blank line before a page break? Or how about a way to make changes to a group of Sections all at once (for example, I have a bunch of section breaks through several pages, but I want continuous page numbering through the whole set)?

  90. That old? by marevan · · Score: 1

    So office is that old? Great, now they can accuse puberty for every error and bug.

  91. OS X office by Starskita · · Score: 1

    It's not really non-intuitive. Powerpoint on OSX has something similar, but on the right. This is definitely the best thing I've ever seen in an application like this. The most frustrating thing was moving back to Office 2000 at work.

    If they took their OS X style and moved it back to Windows, that would be spectacular.

    Disclaimer-I haven't used XP, maybe it's the same and this is what you mean by menus.

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  92. Commissions by WoTG · · Score: 1

    I think that Dell, IBM, etc. receive a commission whenever someone upgrades from the Office Trial (that is now bundled on most OEM PC's) to the full MS Office product. I know I read an article about this in regards to antivirus trials.

    So, unless someone is willing to pay Dell to install OOo, it ain't gonna happen any time soon. Now your local mom and pop computer store on the other hand...

  93. I still use Office 95 by Mancat · · Score: 1

    To this day I still carry around with me a copy of Word 95 on my USB. It's been trimmed down to the point where it only uses around 15MB, doesn't need any additional software on any PCs, and will run without installation.

    Office 12? No thanks. Micrsoft Office, and specifically Word, has been more than complete and fully functional for years. How ironic it is that a certain piece of Microsoft software is just so good that nobody cares to upgrade unless forced to.

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  94. Real innovation by mister_tim · · Score: 1

    People are always saying that there has been very little innovation in Office (or like) suites over the last 8 years or so. What I would like to see as a big step forward is the ability to collaborate on word processor documents (in particular) ala SubEthaEdit (the app formerly known as Hydra).

    I think that would be a really neat feature that would make some tasks in the office where we have several people working on a document much easier.

  95. OMG!!!11! Troll! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    Dude. I took the time to download and watch it--I'm absolutely astounded. From screenshots, the gui looks very bulky, but the ease of navigation, instant-preview, and other such niceties of the new GUI are astounding. I'm seriously considering checking out the beta when it gets released.

    It seems that Microsoft has, for once, decided to put their money where their mouth is and truly come up with something new. Yes, such words are anathema here on Slashdot. And may even get a few "astroturfer" (etc) catcalls from the audience... but damn. It seriously looks slick.

    For anyone who finds GUI design even remotely interesting, I highly reccomend checking out that movie. (As the parent's sibling mentions though... it defintiely starts out with that pr0n-y edge. I blame it mostly on the tinny wma.)

  96. Meanwhile... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...the BSD daemon was heard screaming in Clippy's ear (and to Netcraft employees nearby) "Who's dying now, you wiry little bitches!" as he tortured the paperclip. Fellow Office Assistant F1 had no comment, and only made noises with his joint motors as he nodded up and down watching the event unfold.

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