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  1. It will. on ATI Announces 512MB Graphics Card · · Score: 1

    Just convince them the "small penis" is really TeXas-sized.

  2. The real question then, for this species: on New Rodent Species Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will it float?

  3. Re:I Would Mod Ben Offtopic on Firefox Lead Engineer Scolds KDE Project · · Score: 1
    I think right now in the browser area the most important issues are ignored: there is still very difficult to make any application in a browser as functional as a native application.

    If you mean giving browser applications the ability to delete files, create evil popups^W^Wscreen-obscuring message boxes, and add toolbars to other applications with little (if any) user action, then I'd say this difficulty is GREAT AND AWESOME.

  4. Re:iPod? on iPod Dangerous When Wet · · Score: 1

    Sigged.

    ...and I mean, I tried to convince Apple to use a safer recharge method, but nooo. No one listens to the consumer...

  5. May I be first to say... on Hyperthreading Considered Harmful · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I'm glad I'm stuck with a 1-gig Pentium III.

  6. Re:Mario as a centaur? on The Making of Super Mario Bros. 3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why yes, THE SHOE, how could I forget the Spiny-stomping tool that--hey, I was once morbidly obese you insensitive clod!

  7. Mario as a centaur? on The Making of Super Mario Bros. 3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I couldn't imagine him galloping on Goombas either. I'd reject it too.

    I speak for every Slashdotter when I say the Tanookie Suit kicks ass, and huge portions thereof.

  8. Re:Traitor! on Meet Microsoft's Linux Lab Head Bill Hilf · · Score: 1

    Lets install NT4 on his laptop!

    s/NT4/ME

    (I had some huge DLL hell problems in teh ME. At least, I kept getting an error in MLANG.DLL. Glad that hasn't happened again so far *knocks on tower's plastic case*)

  9. Re:Slim chance of winning? on Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme · · Score: 1

    Try here...OK, OK, I tried. Don't kill me ov

    *clicked to death by an anonymous Kill Everyone player*

  10. Interesting that... on The Revolution is Coming Mid-2006? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...we're using a quote from PS2's GTA: San Andreas' Ammu-Nation guy* to announce this. (Minus the Mid-2006 part of course.)

    *yes I know they most likely got it from someone else, sue/blow me.

  11. Re:"Real Virtual" on Driver's-Seat Driving Game Controller · · Score: 1

    I use Works Database to store my virtual car lap times you insensitive clod! ...uh, oh yeah, nice vi[m] sig by the way.

  12. Re:Cut, not Slash/Slice on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 1
    5. Profit!

    Err... "3. Profit!", Sire.
    from the wtf?!? dept.
  13. Re:Sportsmanship on Internet Hunting Banned in California · · Score: 1

    Yea, that's why I have no love for any of those online things anymore. Side note: a 132% give-up rate?!? Interesting auto-sig...

  14. Re:BSOD on Longhorn: Fewer BSODs, More RSODs · · Score: 1

    I've yet to see more than one in Windows XP, that one being a few years ago. That OS has been good to me especially relative to NT4, ME, et al.

    If Microsoft wants to stay in the market, Longhorn better not regress. Linux already has the server side, and we already know Windows for the BSOD (and the jellybean start button and the monopoly and the 0xC0000005 and all of that) so if 'horn becomes famous for RSODs, misaligned Recycle Bin shadows, or another one of those "Messenger pop-up"-type things, MS will become fragile.

    Which, for a lot of you I guess, would be a happy day.

  15. Various comics websites... on Microsoft to Attack RIM with Magneto · · Score: 1

    ...quote Lee as saying "Fuck you, true believer!" to the billionaire CEO.

  16. It's not a version number. on Live Picture of the Next Xbox · · Score: 1

    It's a brand name that signifies this Xbox's unmatched tic-tac-toe playing capabilities. Notice the X and the circular reference.

    BTW, you say they skipped from 3. Did I miss the XBox 2 during my college work?

  17. Intentional trade-secret trap? on Live Picture of the Next Xbox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Now the question is: was this intentional, or should we fear Bill?
    ...or should we fear Bill because the snap was intentional?
  18. Re:4 x 4? on Artificial Retinas Bring Vision Back To The Blind · · Score: 1

    I would have done the TI-83 96x64 you insensitive clod joke here, but (aside from the necessary "oh, wait" part) my dad's left eye is even worse. The doctors removed it completely, and he would have lost the other to its disease had it not been for some special advanced lens- or cornea-replacement or something.

    If this could fix it (which it probably won't), I'd take out some loans by now.

  19. Re:Cool Beans! on The Art and Design of Quake 4 · · Score: 1

    I have a dream...that one night, this engine will load up, and live out the true meaning of its code: "We hold these lines to be self-commenting, that all beasts are created equal."

    I have a dream that one day in the black mazes of Quake the sons of former players and the sons of former cheaters will be able to sit down together in a game of Deathmatch.

  20. Are you kidding? on The Art and Design of Quake 4 · · Score: 1, Funny

    He puts the er in gamer baby, yeah!

    I mean, grr in...ah, forget it...

  21. Re:Slashdot $$$ on HP Deletes Negative Corporate Blogger Comments · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's great to know VA Software is censo^Wactively poring over our complaints and comments to bring us the best meta-news environment possible.

  22. If it doesn't give us... on Microsoft Reverses Stand on Discrimination Bill · · Score: 1

    ...the power to use a +25 Successful Protest of Monopolistic Practices and a +14 Immediate Conversion of Software to Open Source, I won't be concerned.

    I'll just slowly work towards level 99. If I die before then, I'm sure my parents will use one of the three other savestates that weren't stuck in the Surprisingly Tough Citywide College System dungeon.

  23. Re:These Activist Judges on FCC Broadcast Flag Struck Down · · Score: 1

    I live for dangerous nipple exposure, you insensitive clod!

    Especially those of one singer who's never quite impressed with guys (parent might know what I mean).

    Side note: can't "legalese" be a lot less verbose? Consider this my open letter to all law-school graduates: make the law understandable, so that no one is forced to be locked to the opinions (or legal-fee desires) of lawyers. (At least the "broadcast flag" is referred to as such, and this ruling, if not final, is teh kick-ass.)

  24. Re:page not found on PSP UMD Format Cracked · · Score: 1

    That evaluates to Did son ask politely for the page to be removed?

    To which I respond: Son? I've never even gotten laid you insensitive clod!

    Besides, I would teach my children there's nothing to hide if you make open software instead of making an IP hoard^W^W^Wa console game.

  25. Yes. on Revenge of the Sith a "Blood Bath" · · Score: 1

    I think Jar Jar represents that hope Anakin feels. Jar's death, if it is shown, will probably be among many casualties that push Ani to teh Dark Side, and the Jedi to desperation.

    Oh yeah, and it'll make us cheer QUITE loudly afterwards too...but you knew that.