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iPod Dangerous When Wet

puggsincyberspace writes "What do you do when your mom washes your iPod? Fix it, of course. A teenager in Australia found out the hard way that messing with the insides of his iPod is dangerous and needed medical attention after it exploded."

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  1. iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or Killer iPod?

    1. Re:iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not eat iPod (shuffle.)

    2. Re:iPod Killer? by 1evilmonkey · · Score: 1

      OMG its Maximum Overdrive '05 style!

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    3. Re:iPod Killer? by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, iBomb.

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    4. Re:iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Bose wave radio. Its remote went thrugh washing and
      drying in my jeans pocket. It was too warm to hold when it got off the dryer.
      But started working and still works fine to this day

    5. Re:iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dry em' iPods in microwave oven, thats what i do :)

      Some mobile phone batteries which 'blew up' few years back, lacked kind of failsafe mechanism. Wonder if there's one in my iPod.

    6. Re:iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      My iPod went into the toilet. More unpleasant than the poo smeared on the screen was the fact that it wasn't working after it dried out. Luckily it was within 90 days of purchase, I sent it out to Apple for free and they shipped me a new one. Good service, but you might want to stay away from the new caramel color refurbished iPods.

    7. Re:iPod Killer? by alc6379 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When the iPod blew up, did he jump off the bed and do the iPod Shuffle?

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    8. Re:iPod Killer? by otisg · · Score: 1

      I hear Orca-style, black-and-white cases for iPods are hot.

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    9. Re:iPod Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      007 version. Q can I get one?

    10. Re:iPod Killer? by 1337W422102 · · Score: 1

      Serves the kid right for using a craPod.

    11. Re:iPod Killer? by kers · · Score: 1

      Oh, do you only have 90 days of warranty over there? Here in sweden we got 2 years for consumers, 1 years of companies.

      Doubleplusgood that you were able to talk Apple into sending you a new one even tho it obviously wasn't their fault that it didn't work :D

  2. iPod bombs... by The+Jabberwock · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the primary choice of militant geeks everywhere.

    1. Re:iPod bombs... by Mother+Sha+Boo+Boo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh! Imagine a thousand geeks droping iPods in a fountain.

    2. Re:iPod bombs... by The+Jabberwock · · Score: 1

      Or one of those RAID clusters of iPods rigged to go off in tandem.

    3. Re:iPod bombs... by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny
    4. Re:iPod bombs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these

    5. Re:iPod bombs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be a beowulf cluster?

    6. Re:iPod bombs... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but all we found in Iraq was this.

  3. I heard somewhere that by PurpleXanathar · · Score: 5, Funny

    getting wet for electronic devices is a dangerous thing.

    1. Re:I heard somewhere that by kthnx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      as is opening up any electrical device which was not designed to opened by end users... Hints such as no screws on the outside case spring to mind.

    2. Re:I heard somewhere that by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not being able to open a device doesn't always constitute the device itself being dangerous though.

      More times I've seen devices that don't even have the power to lightly shock you, but are , imo, just made that way so once it breaks, you're fudged, and you have to buy a new one (long live the quick-consumer society we're living in).

      For example, my Logitech mouses, all are a hell to get opened : Once opened, it's even more trouble to get them closed up again.
      While a mouse isn't a million dollar investment, I find it very consumer-unfriendly that I am not able to, for example, replace my right-mouse-button myself after it fails to work properly.

    3. Re:I heard somewhere that by kthnx · · Score: 1

      *nods* true enough. I wasn't being overly articulate when I wrote this (it's friday after all). I was thinking more the the point of view of trying to launch any legal action, etc after opening something that wasn't meant to be opened might be tricky as it's clearly against the manufacturers intentions, and it's pretty inadvisable if you're not sure what you're doing as this kid apparently wasn't.

    4. Re:I heard somewhere that by Fussen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Poor kid.

      I definately wouldn't be expecting it to EXPLODE! Because... doesn't that sort of violate an FCC code somewhere? I know it may not be 15 but.. dude, it exploded in his pocket

    5. Re:I heard somewhere that by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Despite what some might thing, US regulations do not affect anywhere out side of the US. Who knows, may be Australian iPods are different.

    6. Re:I heard somewhere that by Fussen · · Score: 1

      Is there a difference between the Australian Ipod and the American Ipod?

    7. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually in Australia companies get in trouble if their product DOESN'T explode when it malfunctions.

    8. Re:I heard somewhere that by kthnx · · Score: 1

      It's possible... I know that European iPods differ from the US ones in so far as the volume settings (ok that's probably software not hardware), so as to co-incide with laws in various European countries. It's always possible that there could be minor hardware differences with regards to power or something. Especially if (and I don't know if this is the case) iPods are built in multiple geographic locations with parts (such as batteries) sourced locally.

    9. Re:I heard somewhere that by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the scroll wheel turns in the opposite direction

    10. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm getting wet for your electronic device

    11. Re:I heard somewhere that by hostyle · · Score: 3, Funny

      but.. dude, it exploded in his pocket

      Not unless he was wearing his bed at the time.

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    12. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When you put the contacts of an iPod battery on your tongue it feels AWESOME.

    13. Re:I heard somewhere that by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1, Interesting

      the coriolis effect ?

    14. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still not overly articulate, I must say. ;)

    15. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally designing new types of screws is nothing more than an attempt at consumer lock-in and(/or) generating a financial boost by selling every self-respecting repair-shop the next set of (overpriced) screwdrivers.

    16. Re:I heard somewhere that by schtum · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent down "WRONG". The iPod was not in his pocket, it was in his hand. His other hand had a screwdriver in it. The iPod was only defending itself. Seriously, he probably shorted the battery or something.

      If you really want to take your iPod apart, there are instructions all over the place online. I've never done it (don't even own one), so I can't vouch for how safe it is, but I'm thinking they should all add a new "step one": Wait for iPod to dry.

    17. Re:I heard somewhere that by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....I am not able to, for example, replace my right-mouse-button myself after it fails to work properly....

      Good luck finding just the right mouse button to replace it with. Getting parts for most inexpensive consumer electronics devices is nearly impossible these days even if you can get the gadget open an know what to repair. Most consumers would not know how to repair a mouse or whatever gadget anyway. Given the legal climate, it also is prudent for the manufacturer to not allow clueless customers to possibly get injured.

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    18. Re:I heard somewhere that by ashridah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why weren't you expecting it to explode?
      The tool probably damaged the lithium ion battery pack.

      Those things turn into small flamethrowers when nicked with a knife or other pointy object.
      They're even more dangerous when they're shorted (which soapy water is apt to do to batteries, naturally), although I presume the kid let it dry before poking at it.

      It's one of the reasons why most lithium ion batteries come in a hard case (like mobile phone and laptop batteries).

      Of course, for the consumer device market, that're not designed to be openable, they often use soft cells (less weight).
      This is one of the reasons I much prefer my Iriver H140 that has a lithium polymer battery instead. Supposedly, lithium polymer's not supposed to go up in flames when the packaging is compromised.

      Andrew

    19. Re:I heard somewhere that by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hints such as no screws on the outer case are as likely to mean that the device was designed to either be made cheaply (snap-together assembly) or hard to fix/modify by end-users (keeps dealers in business and users buying new devices).

      Conversely, I was able to unscrew the cover of my last CRT monitor and get inside quite easily (after it had been off for a week). Anyone who knows anything about monitors knows that an end-user should *not* be messing around inside on of these (ob-warning: The capacitors inside a CRT display can retain _lethal_ amounts of charge even days after being switched off).

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    20. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be confusing the terms "customer" and "consumer". Your mouse is not "customer" friendly, since it does as you say. It is, however, "consumer" friendly, since a broken mouse means an opportunity for you to buy a new one.

      Ain't capitalism great?

    21. Re:I heard somewhere that by g0dzuki · · Score: 1

      Oh, comm'on! That's just ridiculous...

    22. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I didn't expect you to misspell DEFINITELY. Doesn't that violate english spelling somewhere? I know it may not be obvious, but... dude, you put an A in DEFINITELY.

    23. Re:I heard somewhere that by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      Too true.

      While, as I noted, it's not a million-dollar-mouse, I find it absurd that I am not able to buy replacement buttons/parts anywhere.

      I am very careful with all my hardware (then again, how careless can you be with a mouse ;) ), and I find it weird that my mouse(s) seem to have a lifespan of about one year.

      The feeling I'm getting when my mousebreaks down is the same I get when I heard that lightbulb manufacturers are able to create unbreakable lightbulbs (at a slightly higher cost), but don't do so, as otherwise their income wouldn't be guaranteed.

    24. Re:I heard somewhere that by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      doesn't that sort of violate an FCC code somewhere?

      FCC.. hmm.. Federal Communication Commision. They regulate interstate communication, surprisingly. No mention of regulating electronic devices or portable music players anywhere (ignoring for a minute that this happened in Australia).

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    25. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If not twisted.

    26. Re:I heard somewhere that by kthnx · · Score: 1

      Well I've had beer now... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it your honour 0:)

    27. Re:I heard somewhere that by Mathieu+Lu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had a similar problem with my Apple ibook power supply when it stopped working one day. I passed by my local Apple repair shop who fixed it by breaking it open with a screw driver, changed a transistor (or something like that..), then glued it back.

      It cost me 5 Euros instead of ~ 90 Euros. (Power supplies are strangely more expensive in European countries rather than in North America).

      The tech told me he does this all the time and it's simple as hell.

      I know that, from all things, non-tech people should not open their power supplies (PS). And I don't mind having a yellow-glued suspiciously looking PS, but knowing how Apple PS have/had a tendancy to break for silly reasons (at least with G3 ibooks), it would have been nice of them to have a tech-friendly way to fix them.

    28. Re:I heard somewhere that by alib001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good luck isn't required to replace a microswitch. If you have a similar device e.g. a second, broken mouse that you have kept for parts then it's a trivially simple operation for those that can use a soldering iron.

      Provided it's safe to work with (err on the side of caution if you're not sure) and it's not working anyway you might as well have a go at fixing it!

      Even if you don't succeed you'll probably learn something in the process.

    29. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I didn't expect you to misspell DEFINITELY. Doesn't that violate english spelling somewhere? I know it may not be obvious, but... dude, you put an A in DEFINITELY.

      English is spelled with a capital E.

      dude, you put the D in Dickhead, you English violator, you!

    30. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what your girlfriend tells me.

    31. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if I am referring to the people of England... The language is spelled "english". I am not an English violator, that is, I am not from England. Maybe I'm a violator, I don't know. Maybe you want to take your capital D back now?

    32. Re:I heard somewhere that by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      The problem being that it's always been the right-mouse button that somehow seems to fail after an X period of time :)

      But I surely had enough of a learning experience (ifnot fun), taking apart my broken mouses, and trying to create one working mouse out of it.

    33. Re:I heard somewhere that by flabbergasted · · Score: 3, Funny
      getting wet for electronic devices is a dangerous thing.
      And never, ever, feed them after midnight.
    34. Re:I heard somewhere that by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      FCC.. hmm.. Federal Communication Commision. They regulate interstate communication, surprisingly. No mention of regulating electronic devices or portable music players anywhere

      The FCC does regulate portable music players; every model must undergo FCC testing to ensure it does not generate RF interference. The UL "certifies" electronics for safety, which I don't think really means all that much. But yes, the FCC does regluate portable music players in the US.

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    35. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It never fails. For every subtle joke on Slashdot, there will be somebody to come along and over-explain it.

    36. Re:I heard somewhere that by msim · · Score: 1

      You're getting ahead of yourself there bucko.

      Australian design rules dictate that the device implode/suffer catastrophic failure within 10 minutes of the warranty expiring.

      Case in point, im sure the kid had only realised 10 minutes before hand that warranty wise he was fucked.

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    37. Re:I heard somewhere that by Afrosheen · · Score: 0

      Um, no, it didn't explode in his pocket. It made a puff of smoke when he shorted it out with a screwdriver and made a little burn spot on his bed. Since he was a typical weenie he had to call the ambulance for 'breathing difficulties' from the smoke.

      Anyone who's burned plastic or soldered with shitty solder realizes how 'toxic' those fumes are. Irritating, but who's neurotic enough to call the ambulance? Maybe the kid's mom did, or he did, to work the feel sorry for me angle and get her to buy a new one (since she washed the thing to begin with).

    38. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPod was only defending itself.

      Funniest thing I've seen on slashdot in a *long* time. :-)

    39. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since English is a proper name for a language(s), I believe it should be capitalized. Similar to how "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW" is the proper name of an email subject.

    40. Re:I heard somewhere that by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

      Get a Microsoft mouse, I've taken a couple MS mice of mine apart, and all of them just use common screws. I wasn't able to fix my optical mouse, but I could take it apart. I think getting mad and banging my mouse down tended to break it.

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    41. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An unbreakable light bulb? Sure. One that doesn't burn out? Fairly unlikely. If such a thing could exist, a company would be out making one, and while Joe Consumer wouldn't care, you'd be sure a company with a big lighting bill (like Disneyland at one point) would be sure to invest in such a thing. The problem is that light bulb filaments get very, very hot (that's why they glow, after all), and any material, over time, is going to fail. If you want longer-lasting bulbs, there's always fluorescent, and eventually someday, LED lighting. As for mice, I find the cheap-o dime store mice last for around a year before they start to disintegrate, but I have Logitech mice from 10 years ago which are still going strong (my current MX300 optical is about three years old now). You get what you pay for.

    42. Re:I heard somewhere that by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      I've ripped apart dozens of CRT monitors this year. You just have to be patient, and wait a few weeks after it's last been used until you start fixing it. And as long as you ground all the Caps, you should be okay. Sure, it's not an amature level project, but there is no reason someone with a good head on their shoulders shouldn't be able to replace a burnt out switch or a couple caps if they have to.

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    43. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would also defend yourself if someone was trying to screw you in the wrong hole.

    44. Re:I heard somewhere that by alib001 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I've worn through the metal-like coating on the right side of one mouse! Guess it's because my finger is always in contact with that side to push the mouse around while my other finger moves to click and lifts for the scroll wheel.

      Thing is, even if you don't manage to fix it there's usually something worth salvaging. Even if it's only the screws - spares come in handy when you're trying to revive the next patient along. =)

    45. Re:I heard somewhere that by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 2, Funny

      getting wet for electronic devices is a dangerous thing.

      It certainly can be... especially if you're a girl surrounded by techno-geeks.

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    46. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugger off, you bloody sod.

    47. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For actions taken in the US.

      (Chances are, I'm behind a firewall or proxy, or maybe I just fucking know how to type.)

    48. Re:I heard somewhere that by AgniTheSane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lightbulb that doesn't burn out... Got one
      http://www.snopes.com/science/lightbulb.asp

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    49. Re:I heard somewhere that by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Caveat... leave the ground wire on the PSU connected to an outlet. Otherwise... you have to wait for the tube itself to discharge. It's basically a giant capacitor and can hold current for... well, weeks MIGHT be enough.

      I still have fond memory gaps of getting knocked across the room by a 12" black-and-white TV. A bigger monitor/TV? No thanks. :-)

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    50. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yay, you're the only intelligent poster in this thread.

      Lithium etc, etc.

      Slashdot: 1 worthwhile post / 400 useless ones.

      Fuck, why am I even reading this shit.

    51. Re:I heard somewhere that by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      , just made that way so once it breaks, you're fudged, and you have to buy a new one

      It's a lot more likely that they're made that way because it's cheaper than using screws. Snapping two bits together or ultrasonically welding plastic with a robot is a lot cheaper than driving in five screws.
    52. Re:I heard somewhere that by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I know that, from all things, non-tech people should not open their
      > power supplies (PS).

      Also CRTs. Do not attempt to open up and service a CRT yourself unless you know why it's dangerous and how long they can hold their charge.

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    53. Re:I heard somewhere that by perdu · · Score: 3, Funny
      It never fails. For every subtle joke on Slashdot, there will be somebody to come along and over-explain it.
      You see, many of us are analytical types here, and that's what we like to do.
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    54. Re:I heard somewhere that by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I heard somewhere that getting wet for electronic devices is a dangerous thing.

      Actually, I heard that getting wet for electronic devices is a common occurance among the females of the species. Admittedly, it can be dangerous when they come to prefer them to the biological alternative, but shorting out the batteries to the metal casing usually takes care of that after one application.

      However, getting electronic devices wet is probably a Bad Idea. Stabbing them with your screwdriver just makes it worse. Which, coincidentally, is also true when it comes to the female of the species.

      And before someone makes a dirty joke about that, I'll point out that if you are equipped in such a way that "screwdriver" immediately reminds you of such equipment, perhaps you should keep it to yourself and hope none of the girls tell their friends.

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    55. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it is great

    56. Re:I heard somewhere that by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why weren't you expecting it to explode?

      I was dissapointed when I RTFA.

      "there was an explosion, or more of a pop."

      Then from, "burned a hole in the bed" to "It was more smoke than fire but it did leave a burn mark on the cover."

      So, no explosion, no fire. Just a kid who inhaled a little smoke.

      Sounds to me like a teenager having a good time...

    57. Re:I heard somewhere that by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Way back when, razor companies had similar issues. They all produced razors that would last forever and you could resharpen them before every use. The problem was that the profit margins on razors where almost nothing (attempting to avoid a pun). I believe it was Gillete (the man, not the company) that came along and decided to help consumers get around the sharpening bit by allowing people to buy disposable razors. Quality wasn't as good and in the long run, you had to pay much more, but hey, you didn't have to sharpen them!

      Its always been a practice in business to create a product, but have some aspect of keeping your money going in the long run. Offering upgrades to existing products won't really cause the public to upgrade. I still have old computers laying around left and right and honestly, I don't own a computer that is over 800MHz. My wife, on the other hand, is someone that will buy something cheap, allow it to wear down or break and buy another cheap thing to replace it. Oddly enough, she has one computer (1.6GHz) and she almost bought a new one due to the fact that it started running slowly. She refuses to think anything bad of MicroSoft and feels that the upgrades help her and that they are worth the price. I've given up trying to convince her otherwise and (mostly) refuse to work on her computer.

      Until consumers start to really realize that they are getting had so corporations are more profitable, we won't see much change. Its just like the rumor that there are vehicles out there that can do over 100mpg but we still have SUVs that are getting 14mpg. While cheaper in the short term, paying the extra expense for a "green" vehicle ends up saving money in the long run. But then you have to worry about replacing your "green" car and the cycle continues.

      Now, to get back on topic of the iPod, if the kid would have done his research first instead of panicing and pulling everything apart, we wouldn't be here making jokes about him. Now someone needs to send this kid a gift: http://www.expansys.com.au/product.asp?code=112993

    58. Re:I heard somewhere that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one..

    59. Re:I heard somewhere that by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's pretty neat. More evidence that it should have been possible to make a much longer lasting lightbulb.. :)

    60. Re:I heard somewhere that by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Who the hell cares that it isn't designed to be opened? It has electronics inside, so it has to be played with. If it requires forcing the case open with a screwdriver, a hacksaw, or a Dremel, it's an annoyance but no reason to not do it.

      Hack the planet, damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead.

      And don't forget to throw the designers, who thought that annoying hackers and using non-standard heads on screws is a good idea, to the sharks, as they are not worth the bullet.

    61. Re:I heard somewhere that by jseale · · Score: 1

      For that matter, I've got a Grundig ETraveller handheld shortwave radio that has a dirty volume control (you know, crackly audio when you turn the thumbweel), I can't even crack into this thing to clean it out. That sucks!

    62. Re:I heard somewhere that by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      I guess I've just been lucky then. My uncle just keeps on bringing back the monitors from work, and I just keep on putting them back together... I'll have too see about getting a plastic floor mat at the very least, and maybe a better ground wand.

      The worst electrical accident I've ever had was I modded my electric train set to bypass a resistor or two, and then I laid my hand over the rails. Much worse than broken lightbulb in water time, much worse. It's a tie I guess, between those two, as with the light bulb, I didn't know I was getting electrocuted, I only started to feel my heart beat really fast, and my face flush.

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    63. Re:I heard somewhere that by Nyder · · Score: 1

      maybe you should stop buying cheap mice and spend $30-$40 on a good one. You then might find that they last more then a year.

      Maybe not, though...

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    64. Re:I heard somewhere that by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      ...and how to safely discharge high voltage capacitors with variable resistators.

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    65. Re:I heard somewhere that by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      For example, my Logitech mouses, all are a hell to get opened : Once opened, it's even more trouble to get them closed up again.

      that's interesting, because I have owned literally dozens of logitech mice and none of them have required anything more than removing some screws to open - the cases aren't even snapped together. In fact, the ordinary rounded logitech wheel mouse, whether optical or with a ball, cordless or wired, takes only one #2 philips screw in the middle, and pops right open.

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    66. Re:I heard somewhere that by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Uh, you can buy replacement microswitches for any mouse out of a digi-key catalog. You don't think those parts were designed by/for logitech, do you?

      Now, if you mean the buttons over the switches (it wasn't entirely clear so I'm covering all bases) you just have to accept that it's a disposable item. however, as I noted in a prior comment, I've never seen a logitech mouse that's hard to open, and I've opened quite a few of them.

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  4. The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screwdri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screwdriver. It wouldn't matter if this was an iPod, rio, nomad, dell dj, mobile phone or the interior of a LiIon laptop battery from any manufacturer.

    The kid tried to argue with the laws of physics, and as always - lost.

  5. What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean batteries made out of combustable metals can be dangerous? They should put warning lables on them. And this could mean the end for my forthcoming line of Rubidium dildos!

    1. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Francium but plugs will have to go as well

    2. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedomium, please.

    3. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to know whose or which end you're talking about.

  6. Li-Ion battery ? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    doesnt they explode when shorted ?

    since iPods is internal, any safety against overcurrent are probably built into iPods logical board, instead of in the battery itself like in cell phone batteries.

    he probably shorted his battery, thats why it exploded.

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    What ? Me, worry ?
    1. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      doesnt they explode when shorted ?

      You mix iPod to Star Trek communicator.

    2. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "doesnt they explode when shorted?"

      Yes, they does explode when shorted.

    3. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I'd much rather have an alcohol battery. Water would cause dilution rather than explosion. Probably not small enough for an iPod though.

    4. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by deetsay · · Score: 1
      You mix iPod to Star Trek communicator.
      He must have accidentally activated the subbass transmitter (which made his iPod go boom...)
      --
      "The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand", or so I have read.
    5. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by MORB · · Score: 2, Informative

      The battery contains lithium. If he torn the battery opened, the water probably entered into contact with the lithium. Lithium explodes in toxic fumes when in contact with water.

    6. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he probably shorted his battery, thats why it exploded."

      Yes, in the sense that he stuck a screwdriver through it...

    7. Re:Li-Ion battery ? by reub2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Group 1A metals (aka alakline metals) react with water in their metalic states. However, ionic compounds containing alkaline metals, like sodium chloride don't have this property. Looking at the name (Lithium Ion), I'd guess that it's in some type of ionic compound.

  7. Great by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good bye iPods in planes, trains, work-places and public buildings...

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, might as well wave farewell to cellphones for the same reason then.

    2. Re:Great by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that airport security people already know that Lithium Ion batteries can explode...

    3. Re:Great by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Good bye iPods in planes, trains, work-places and public buildings...

      In that case, goodbye PDAs, mobile phones etc. Probably easier to make the devices shells blast proof.

    4. Re:Great by cryptocom · · Score: 1

      aw crap...why'd you have to mention that...

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    5. Re:Great by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Due to demand for higher power and longer life, batteries in all mobile devices are approaching power densities of explosives. It's a chemical compound that is designed to hold a lot of energy in its structure, and be able to release it at varying rates. This is only going to become more of a problem as battery technology improves. Fuel cells especially will be tricky to get aboard aircraft.

    6. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They even seem to think not showing your passport for internal flights causes it to expload too.

      They seem to think empty cases that look like lighters cause them to expload also!

      They seem to think taking off your jeans belt and putting it through an xray machine is safer than allowing you to take small nailfiles onboard now.

    7. Re:Great by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure that most of them can't even spell 'lithium', let alone know what it is. Really, they aren't usually the sharpest tools in the box & thy're often arrogant gestapo-wannabe asshats to boot.

      --
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    8. Re:Great by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to think that the ones in charge know what they're doing...makes me feel safer on the plane.

    9. Re:Great by dupup · · Score: 1
      Really, they aren't usually the sharpest tools in the box

      Heh, certainly this kid would have been better off if he used one of the duller ones instead. (Yes, yes, I know, you weren't talking about the actual screwdriver he used, but I couldn't resist).

    10. Re:Great by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Battery = controlled bomb.

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      Life is not for the lazy.
    11. Re:Great by turbosk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      insightful? INSIGHTFUL?

      The power density of a *jelly donut* is higher than TNT, FFS! Batteries can't even hold a CANDLE to a JELLY DONUT!

    12. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one thing that StarTrek got right. When the characters on the show set a Phaser to feedback on itself, the result would be a devistating explosion because, theoretically the ammount of power that the "Batteries" in a Phaser needed to store made them dangerous explosives if need be. I see this as a comming concern with modern electronics as many Star Trek devices begin to become possible.

    13. Re:Great by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      True, but I've never heard of a jelly donut exploding when it was stabbed with a screwdriver (jelly going all over the table does not count).

    14. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... they're often arrogant gestapo-wannabe asshats ...

      Often? Does that mean you've met one who isn't?

    15. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did phaser even have the option to be set on overload? Should they not have some inbuilt self protection, or at least several layers of ARE YOU SURE DAVE?

    16. Re:Great by Myko · · Score: 1

      Airplanes? You're kidding right? What the heck are you going to pierce the battery with? A fingernail? Free pretzels perhaps?

      Good grief.

    17. Re:Great by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Burn it with a lighter/match?

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  8. In other news... by JohnnyBigodes · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... playing with fire will get you burned, suprisingly!

    1. Re:In other news... by krumms · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like the news story a work mate read out today:

      "Experts say kids in less danger if they play it safe"

      Where do they find these experts in the oft-astounding field of common-fucking-sense?

    2. Re:In other news... by hashwolf · · Score: 1

      Playing with water will get you exploded, even more suprisingly!

      --
      - "They misunderestimated me."
    3. Re:In other news... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the news story a work mate read out today:

      "Experts say kids in less danger if they play it safe"

      Where do they find these experts in the oft-astounding field of common-fucking-sense?


      You've never worked with so-called journalists, haven't you?

      But what do I know, IANAE.

    4. Re:In other news... by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1

      Or the weightlifting equipment I was forced to use during Phys Ed today- "Warning: Placement of hand between weights may cause damage to hand."

    5. Re:In other news... by DrLex · · Score: 1

      Maybe all warnings should be replaced with a single "Warning: stupid behaviour may cause death or injury. Please notify Darwin Awards committee before attempting anything stupid."

    6. Re:In other news... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      At least they didn't say "4 out of 5 experts say..." I always expect that to be followed up with "In other news, one out of five experts is smoking crack."

    7. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do they find these experts in the oft-astounding field of common-fucking-sense?

      I don't know, but can I volunteer?

  9. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Li-Ion battery?

    Water?

    Boom!

    Duh

  10. The Kid Isn't Alright by richardmilhousnixon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We treated him on the scene for minor breathing difficulties but he was fine and then we scooted out and helped save the rest of Melbourne,"

    The kid was trying to fix his ipod on his BED after his MOM washed it . . . he is far from fine.

    --
    -- sometimes AND gates turn me on.
    1. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by masklinn · · Score: 1

      virtual insightful mod for parent, that kid should've been shot for trying to do something THAT stupid.

      At least we now know the name of one next year's nominees to the Darwin Awards

      --
      "The way we can tell it's C# instead of Haskell is because it's nine lines instead of two." -- wadler
    2. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wash? The worst people around here have to worry about is spraying to much Fabreeze on it.

    3. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by WonderSnatch · · Score: 1

      Like uh-duh, use a static mat!

    4. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was probably his MUM who washed it, not his MOM. We are in Australia here after all.

    5. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      From the article, it sounds like he survived. That makes him potentially eligible for an Honorable Mention, I think, but disqualifies him (this time) for a Darwin.

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    6. Re:The Kid Isn't Alright by masklinn · · Score: 1

      You can get a DA surviving, the only requirement is removing your genetic data from the Gene Pool, aka not being able to reproduce.

      If the toxics got his balls he's in, if they didn't he'll only get (as you mention it) a Honorable mention.

      --
      "The way we can tell it's C# instead of Haskell is because it's nine lines instead of two." -- wadler
  11. I for one welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...out new exploding iPod overlords...

  12. In other news.. by khrtt · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..if your cell phone falls into the toilet... duck and cover...

    1. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shrug. My iPod fell in the toilet just the other day, in its oh so pretty orange iPod sock. Clunk. Gurgle. shit. Scoop!

      Rescued. It sat and glared at me , balefully, for 2 seconds, and then its screen went bright white, with no image, just backlighting, for about 6.

      Then, it quietly popped its clogs, and died.

      Took it home, popped it in the airing cupboard for 6 or 7 hours to dry it out, plunked it back in its cradle and ... shoop. It worked again.

      Now, I'm not recommending flushing your iPod for giggles but they're pretty durable, it seems ;)

      Matt

    2. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet now it sounds like shit.

    3. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet is smells like teen spirit.

    4. Re:In other news.. by shreevatsa · · Score: 1

      No, it now smells like shit.

    5. Re:In other news.. by fudg3tunn3l · · Score: 1

      I dropped my brand spanking new expensive cell phone into the lav a few years ago and in my extremely drunk state I put it under the grill to dry it.... cue wailing smoke alarm and a ceiling that needed repainting. I'd say never again but I did destroy a microwave when under the influence too :o/

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    6. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunk, duck and cover ;)

      Sorr, too obvious.

    7. Re:In other news.. by joeslugg · · Score: 1

      No no...
      Flush the cell down the toilet. You know, as a school prank!
      (swish, swirl, BOOM!)

    8. Re:In other news.. by ashridah · · Score: 1

      Your mobile phone battery will be in a hard sealed pack, and water isn't sharp enough to cut it. Ipod's don't have this, since they're not user-servicable.
      It'll short, and burn out the over-current protective circuitry tho. (they should have used lithium polymer. better life-span and safer)

      It'd be highly entertaining watching you swear about it, mind you :)

      ashridah

    9. Re:In other news.. by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Heh, but not actually:

      My girlfriend dropped her cellphone in the toilet once. She fished it out, rinsed it in the shower for a while, and put it on a table to dry for 3 days. It worked perfectly. I don't think any batteries as small as these are can explode without physically bunging them up, like this kid apparently did.

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    10. Re:In other news.. by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Some asshat stole a large chunk of sodium from the chemistry locker at my school once, and flushed that down the toilet. Man, was there flaming poo everywhere!! Forget that old burnig-poo-in-paper-bag prank!

  13. Medical Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, wait, his iPod needed medical attention? How much is an insurance policy for one of those things, anyway?

  14. It's funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush has an iPod.

  15. Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    News for zealots - to generate ad revenue, Stuff that doesn't matter.

    1. Re:Slashdot.... by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      News for zealots - to generate ad revenue, Stuff that doesn't matter.

      Yes, this is an obvious paid story designed to generate sales for Apple. Hey, hang on...

    2. Re:Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To generate ad revenue from the page adverts. Apple/Googlevertisments are a different thing altogether....

  16. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, all that matters now is that when the press runs a story with the words 'iPod' and 'exploded' it won't matter how much you talk about LiIon batteries, people are going to believe that iPods are the problem and that they randomly explode.

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  17. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by khrtt · · Score: 1

    The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screwdriver.

    How do you know? It doesn't say that in the article. He might've just shorted the battery, which could also cause it to explode.

  18. boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, ipod fixes you!

  19. So close... by bythescruff · · Score: 1

    ...natural selection in action. Nearly.

    --
    Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
    1. Re:So close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural selection is when you decide to play with that cute Tiger cub near its mom.

      This is artificial selection, I think.

      Also, there's always a rotten Apple... :-)

    2. Re:So close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure an iPod counts as a Tiger cub now. I want to set up six in a striped array.

  20. Alternate hypothesis by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    The boy was treated by paramedics at his Bayswater home for breathing difficulties after ingesting fumes emitted by the device as he pulled it apart in his suburban bedroom about 7.30pm on Wednesday.

    Meanwhile, at 1, Infinite Loop ...
    Jobs [thinking to self]: The company is back on its feet, profits are rising, we're back in the news ... life is good! ... time for that special heavy duty weed I put in my ... what the?! Where'd my weed go??

  21. Possibly beryllium oxide by fven · · Score: 3, Informative

    A fireman that rescued me (barely sensible) after an electronic device exploded, said that BeO was probably the culprit. I had been in the room when the device(s) exploded and was the first one to ring for help.

    About 15 minutes later (I hadn't been feeling too good), I collapsed and was taken to hospital.

    BeO is highly toxic by ingestion and inhalation (Material Safety Data Sheet: http://physchem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/BE/beryllium_oxide.h tml
    ).

    Apparently it is one of the more common toxic substances emitted in smoke/fumes. Particularly in domestic / non-chemical-factory settings.

    1. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by khrtt · · Score: 1

      What kind of electronic device was it and why did it have BeO in it?

    2. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

      A fireman that rescued me (barely sensible) after an electronic device exploded, said that BeO was probably the culprit.

      I should shower more often. I have a lot of BeO when I don't.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    3. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bicycle.

      To make it lighter.

    4. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Umm no dude he said YOUR B-O was the problem. - Sorry I couldn't resist the entendre

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    5. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you should have just stuck with using 'beryllium oxide' instead of BeO. As it is, I can't get bizarre images smelly operating systems out of my head.

    6. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by unitron · · Score: 1

      For a moment there I thought you were blaming BeOS, and I was wondering why it was out to get you and how it could have carried out its nefarious plans.

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    7. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      A fireman that rescued me (barely sensible) after an electronic device exploded, said that BeO was probably the culprit.

      I initially read that as "...said that BeOS was probably the culprit" :-)

      -Stephen

    8. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      In other news, a fireman rescued me after a computing device exploded, and said that BeOS was probably the culprit. He advised me to stick to Windows or MacOS and stay away from those "commie" operating systems.

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    9. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by tommyServ0 · · Score: 1

      BeO is highly toxic by ingestion and inhalation

      Not only that, but BeO STINKS! Man, wear some deoderant, is what I say.

      tS

      --

      Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
    10. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by Lesson+No.+25 · · Score: 1
      A fireman that rescued me (barely sensible) after an electronic device exploded, said that BeO was probably the culprit.

      How could an OS cause an explosion? Should this be modded funny?

      Oh, you said BeO, not BeOS! It all makes sense now...

    11. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      Whoah... dude. Don't you wear deorderant? I mean, my BO can be pretty bad after a hard day but I don't explode.

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    12. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide by kiddailey · · Score: 1


      Commander Taggart? Is that you?

  22. The only people who're that stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and who can afford an iPod are Lawye.... Oh. Shit.

  23. This boy has a great future... by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as a Toyota Prius mechanic.

    1. Re:This boy has a great future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet he would run it through a carwash and forget to roll the windows up...

    2. Re:This boy has a great future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      the prius uses NiMH battery technology, although it isn't as light as Li Ion technology, it's safer for use in cars, as they don't spontaneously combust on exposure to air... they also need no special chip to keep them from under charging... and they generally last a long time, although the cells can leak acid when they go bad.

      I'd also like to note, that although my nephew's GBA SP was thrown in the dishwater by a relatives little kid, I was able to remove the li ion battery cell, without problems because it was secured with a single screw, and the contacts were far enough apart, and the case water resistant enough that the cell didn't short out from a brief exposure to water... a prolonged submersion would have probabbly shorted the cell out, but we fished it out in a hurry...

      I wouldn't be at all surprized if someone washed an SP in the washing machine, let the unit dry, replaced the battery with a new one that it wouldn't work just fine.. an ipod you'd have to throw in the trash, there wouldn't be enough to salvage, the hd would have been corrupted, the screen would probably be the only part that was still salvagable.. a fat lot of good a screen (without it's controling logic chips) with no hd no main board (gb sp's main boards are water proofed) and no working battery is..

    3. Re:This boy has a great future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know he's gay?

    4. Re:This boy has a great future... by JJahn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anecdotal evidence I know, but here it goes: I have a Sony-ericsson mobile phone, which happened to be in my pocket and turned on when I jumped into a pool (alcohol may have been involved :-)). I was in there for a good 5 minutes when I noticed the phone in my pocket, vibrating constantly and the screen dead. Of course, I immediately popped the battery out of the phone and got both pieces out of the water. The fun part is, over the next three days, the phone progressed from completely dead, to able to turn on and make noise, to the screen coming on but being very washed out and discolored, and then finally the phone just started working perfectly again. So, I would not write off electronics just because they get wet. I had absolutely no problems with the battery (Lithium-Polymer) after this incident, even though the whole phone was soaked (and it definitely isn't waterproofed!)

    5. Re:This boy has a great future... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Mobiles seem to be able to take a lot of abuse, at least if liquids are involved. One or two years ago I read a story in the newspaper about a man who accidentally dropped his mobile into a vat of hydrochloric acid. He got the mobile out, disassembled it, washed the parts separately, dried them, reassembled the phone and turned it on. It worked.

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    6. Re:This boy has a great future... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      Wow! Does the Prius explode when it gets wet?

      - Thomas;

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    7. Re:This boy has a great future... by Tristandh · · Score: 1

      I experienced something similar. I attended a concert in a quite hot hall, and due to 'some' moving i was soaked in sweat afterwards. Of course my cell phone was still in my pocket, almost dead. The screen still gave some output: all black. After a day it dried up, and worked just like before.
      There is no reason why you should assume electronics are dead when wet. This widely assumed, but if power is cut fast enough (electronically I mean, as in surge protection), I don't see any reason why other electronics should suffer damage from getting wet. It's not that the water itself inflicts damage upon electronics. Some electronic device got soaked? Just let it dry long enough

    8. Re:This boy has a great future... by hawk · · Score: 1
      You're going to entirely the wrong kind of drunken party if people still have their clothes on when they jump in the pool . . .

      :)

      hawk

    9. Re:This boy has a great future... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Not if you have a WAM fetish!

    10. Re:This boy has a great future... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      We build a device for the food industry. One of our customers lost her blast shield, and after a few weeks the circuit board got so crudded up it wouldn't work anymore. We told her to open the case and run the board under a sink, wait till it dried completely, then turn it back on. She still is cleaning it that way, afaik, and it still works fine.

  24. All I have to say is by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    hahahahahahahahaha.

    What a tool. First off, why would you leave your ipod in your pocket when you take your pants off? It's not like it's a $20 mp3 player...

    What a fucking idiot.

    Tom

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    1. Re:All I have to say is by Gen.+Rasputin+X · · Score: 1

      It was probably a shuffle. I know I've left mine in my pocket before. Then again, my mother doesn't do my wash either. I'd probably be using my ipod when I went to wash them.

    2. Re:All I have to say is by psavo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think this is where RFID could help a LOT. There's just no reason for electronics class device to be inside a washing machine.

      --
      fucktard is a tenderhearted description
    3. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I guess you've never had your Mom come into your room and grab washing before?

      Every teenager has had that happen. You don't need to run the kid down for something that has happened to everybody at some time.

      Normally it's only a bus schedule, timetable or a couple of dollars that goes through the wash. This time it wasn't.

      Chill out, dude and stop trolling. You'll be much happier in the long run :)

    4. Re:All I have to say is by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      What kind of mom was it?

      Most moms I know, especially my own, goes through my pockets before stuff goes into the washer, the many years ago when she used to do the wash.

      Now I go through my pockets before anything goes in. Duh!

    5. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kid's mom goes through my pockets while my pants are still on.

    6. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could just check the pockets of every clothing item before you put it into the washer.

      For every high-tech solution there is a low tech right answer.

    7. Re:All I have to say is by danimrich · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      nice idea, but imagine how many "washing machines" will be roaming the streets of larger cities at night, with a knife or a gun in their pocket? you might as well have the machine check for pieces of metal-that way you'll also catch the occasional coin that might ruin the pump. having the machine differentiate between coins and buttons will be a bit tricky.

      --
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    8. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy crap all i have to say is thats a great idea... i really like RFIDs but that is a great application......

    9. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think this is where RFID could help a LOT. There's just no reason for electronics class device to be inside a washing machine.

      Back in the old days, we used to do it be checking the pockets of whatever we were putting into the wash. I honestly do not know how we ever survived for as long as we have, RFID FTW!

    10. Re:All I have to say is by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Heh, offtopic. Looks like some of the mods didn't get it.

      Imagine all of your expensive electronic devices are broadcasting their presence while you walk down the street.

    11. Re:All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's just no reason for electronics class device to be inside a washing machine.

      Oh, come on, what if you want them clean?

    12. Re:All I have to say is by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Jesus, you were modded insightful for this? Talk about useless applications of RFID... a much more sensible and practical solution would be to check all the pockets before stuffing things in the wash, right?

    13. Re:All I have to say is by psavo · · Score: 1

      Try broadening your mind, think big-scale, something like automatic cleaner, chemical washers, etc. I don't think you want to take your garments there and get them back with nimh traces because some fucktard forgot his ipod in the pocket and underpaid illegal immigrant didn't bother checking the pockets.

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      fucktard is a tenderhearted description
  25. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by complex17 · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder exactly how he was going about "taking it apart"...

  26. Cell phone down the toilet? by khrtt · · Score: 1

    In my experience, if your cell phone falls into water, it would stop working.

    If you take the battery off right away, and don't put it back on until everything dries thoroughly, it will work fine at least for a while. If the water was dirty, some connections inside may go bad after a few months from corrosion, though, so it does make sense to take the phone apart and clean the contacts with alcohol.

    If you don't take off the battery, it would probably never work again.

    1. Re:Cell phone down the toilet? by berryvanhalderen · · Score: 1
      and clean the contacts with alcohol.
      A, that's why my mobile still is working after being totally submerged in beer a few times.
      I blame it on the beer.
    2. Re:Cell phone down the toilet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you open it up, take out the battery, and flush it really well with distilled water, the chances of survival are really pretty good. Distilled water is the trick though.

      Let it dry a good long time though.

      Do not use heat to dry it.

  27. Name change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i-Explod.

  28. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...[almost anything you can imagine] dangerous when eaten, smoked, inhaled, placed over mouth, thrown at one's head...

  29. Hah hah .. "saved the rest of Melbourne" .. by torpor · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. i've always considered Melbourne to be the 'city of superheroes', and well .. now its supported in print.

    horrible place.

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    1. Re:Hah hah .. "saved the rest of Melbourne" .. by pomgolian · · Score: 1

      I'm from Melbourne and I wasn't saved! I want to be saved from an iPod!,

  30. Re:You gotta be kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blue smoke is one thing. Since you're reading slashdot the lowered sperm count isn't much of a problem for probably a number of reasons. But Lithium (oxide and otherwise) dust could be pretty nasty.

  31. How does this look? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this anything like exploding capacitors? I remember a class where my teacher accidentally turned a capacitor into a toxic smoke-grenade, it was a pretty impressive sight to see all that stuff come out of one little cylinder.

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    1. Re:How does this look? by Pegasus · · Score: 1

      Have a look around rcgroups.com and other RC modeling sites. Usage of Li-Ion and Li-Po batteries is increasing and so is the number of burnt models, cars and houses due to the LiPo fire.

  32. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The kid tried to argue with the laws of physics, and as always - lost.
    You don't always lose. In Kansas, the second law of thermodynamics is illegal. Apparently people there live for ever.

  33. iPod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    More like iPwnd.

    1. Re:iPod? by game+kid · · Score: 1

      Sigged.

      ...and I mean, I tried to convince Apple to use a safer recharge method, but nooo. No one listens to the consumer...

      --
      You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  34. Coming soon... by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

    Also coming this season, kid shows us the inside of a TV (Warning: Contains Graphic Footage of idiot getting fried)and the fan favorite: "Screwdrivers and Electrical Outlets: A match made in Heaven?"

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    1. Re:Coming soon... by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      It was the carbonised EHT plug in one hand and the other hand nicely grounded that made the earth move for me...

      --
      In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
  35. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac zealots love when journalists use the word "iPod" or a picture of an iPod even when the story isn't actually about the iPod.

    Tough luck then that this time the context is exploding batteries.

  36. Introducing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isplode: for the terrorists that need portablity everywhere they go.

  37. Two words by dos_dude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Natural selection.

    1. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait.. Do the "Two words" count?

      If they do than that's... that's four words. ;)

    2. Re:Two words by McDutchie · · Score: 1, Troll

      Alternatively, the religiously inclined may prefer a new theory of origin named Stupid Design, which the teenager in question may soon be patenting.

    3. Re:Two words by dos_dude · · Score: 1

      Sorry to see this moderated as 'Troll'. I certainly think it's funny.

    4. Re:Two words by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      That's OK, I thought the moderation was pretty funny. :)

    5. Re:Two words by Durinthal · · Score: 1

      Or for those with ADD, one word:

      Darwinism.

  38. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, if you try to squeeze a brick of energy into as small a space as possible, there are bound to be some problems of this nature that crop up.

  39. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The NINE and TEN news (australian local television) both said that the battery was torn open and that they "flash flame" when exposed to the air.

  40. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screwdriver.

    I do not see where you acquired this information as it is clearly not present in the article.

  41. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Meredeth · · Score: 1

    I guess those iPod batteries are not nearly as bad as has been claimed.

  42. Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess what's going to put you on the no fly list when the Department of Homeland Security gets to work in a few hours.

    Somehow I don't think iPods will be making to an eBay auction either.

    1. Re:Hey... by aneurysm36 · · Score: 1

      iPwned

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    2. Re:Hey... by Chicago+Wolves · · Score: 1

      "the Department of Homeland Security gets to work" An unintentional joke? O.o

    3. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what's going to put you on the no fly list when the Department of Homeland Security gets to work in a few hours.

      Anything with a battery.

      What's frightening is that even though a collective bursting of batteries isn't enough to set a plane on fire, the fumes from a few of those things might not be so healthy for the passengers on board, especially if no one on board recognizes the danger of the fumes.

      Along those lines, there were quite a few airplane accidents involving electrical problems, IIRC. I wouldn't put it past the Department of Homeland Security to ban electronics completely from planes in the near future.

  43. If.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    If you don't know what you're doing thend on't play with it. Some kid did and got burnt, wheres the news here?

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    1. Re:If.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or rather, if you don't know what you're doing, *definately* play with it...

      I've learned more through trial and error (alot of error) than any academic setting I've been in -- Experience is the best teacher.

      I have really hurt myself a few times, and I have been pretty lucky too. But I understand how most everything around the house works, and can fix it (if I have the time). My boss, on the other hand, hires some barely trained high-school kid to come fix his john for $150/hour.

      Have some balls. Blow stuff up. Take risks. Along the path you might learn something and not have to rely on the status-quo for the rest of your life.

    2. Re:If.. by HaydnH · · Score: 1
      If you don't know what you're doing thend on't play with it.
      Did you take lessons before replacing your first ever failed HDD? If so I demand a repremand of your geek license! People play with stuff... they learn... they get jobs in IT/Engineering... ok - it's still not really news.

      Haydn.
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    3. Re:If.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssshh, I've had stuff blow up while I was holding it more times than I can count on two hands. So like 6 times...

    4. Re:If.. by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      At least the kid now knows that he's a bit of a lamer and should get a job at Burger King when he grows up...

      --
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  44. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by svanstrom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gotta love Darwinism in action...

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  45. Re:You gotta be kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inhaled lots of blue smoke eh? I can just imagine it, you are in the operating room, you take your last breath and then... blue smoke comes out of your ears, and the doctor says, "Man, do you know how hard it is to get that stuff in there!"

  46. Erm by necrisque · · Score: 1

    Of course electric devices aren't safe with water
    Isn't this just 'news' because the device happened to be an iPod? D:

  47. iPod Dangerous When Wet by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shockingly enough

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  48. what was ingested? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well !! Any guesses what the kid ingested???

  49. Rumour has it... by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. that the iPod is also a choking hazard if you attempt to swallow it.

    1. Re:Rumour has it... by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 0, Troll

      Holy crap, did I miss the announcement of mod-OverflowingBitBucket-into-the-stratosphere-day today? :)

      *best Terminator voice* Your mod points... give them to me.

      Seriously, I imagine a lot of electronic devices are quite dangerous when you fill them with water and then open them up and play with them. I had a modem transformer explode into flame when I plugged it in a few months after my house was flooded a few years back. Whilst I was tempted to post "Netcomm... the silent killer" to Slashdot, I'm pretty sure the problem was the fact that the transformer was used as an ineffective sponge when the roof broke open above my desk.

      Have no doubt though, when an iPod explodes it glows bright white whilst anyone in its immediate vicinity is reduced to a shadow by the glare.

      *pelted with rotten fruit*

    2. Re:Rumour has it... by MonkWB · · Score: 0

      .. that the iPod is also a choking hazard if you attempt to swallow it. But everyone wants music in their heart, is it not worth the risk?

    3. Re:Rumour has it... by wootest · · Score: 1

      Time for a new footnote:

      Do not eat iPod. Either.

    4. Re:Rumour has it... by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      "Do not eat iPod Shuffle."

      -Apple Computer, Inc.

    5. Re:Rumour has it... by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Happy iPod!

      -only $199.95-

      * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy iPod.
      * Caution: Happy iPod may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
      * Happy iPod Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
      * Do not use Happy iPod on concrete.

      Discontinue use of Happy iPod if any of the following occurs:

      * Itching
      * Vertigo
      * Dizziness
      * Tingling in extremities
      * Loss of balance or coordination
      * Slurred speech
      * Temporary blindness
      * Profuse sweating
      * Heart palpitations

      If Happy iPod begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

      Happy iPod may stick to certain types of skin.

      When not in use, Happy iPod should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

      Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy iPod, Apple Computers, of any and all liability.

      Ingredients of Happy iPod include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

      Happy iPod has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

      Do not taunt Happy iPod.

      Happy iPod comes with a lifetime guarantee.

      Happy iPod

      ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

    6. Re:Rumour has it... by bastardsquadmuzz · · Score: 1

      "Warning: Do not eat iPod Mini"

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      --Muzz
    7. Re:Rumour has it... by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      Note to self: don't joke about mod points. Brutal mod. The joke at the end was a reference to the iPod commercials, for those who missed it.

    8. Re:Rumour has it... by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      But as we all know from the funnyfox ads, cell phones are edible and taste a lot like chocolate bars.

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    9. Re:Rumour has it... by zCyl · · Score: 1

      .. that the iPod is also a choking hazard if you attempt to swallow it.

      Heheh. This reminds me of seppuku with a frisbie.

  50. The mandatory movie quote by LemonFire · · Score: 1

    "It turned inside out and explodid..."

    1. Re:The mandatory movie quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It turned inside out and explodid..."

      Galaxy Quest? The pig-lizard?

    2. Re:The mandatory movie quote by LemonFire · · Score: 1

      Yeah,
      That's the one! :)

  51. Want a cavity search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When air port security hassles you, just say, "Are you kidding? If I wanted to take down an airplane I'd smuggle mercury onboard in a pair of steel toed boots. Or a watch."

    1. Re:Want a cavity search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and that makes your other device being less of a risk?

    2. Re:Want a cavity search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's put it this way....

      If they're going to act under the presumption that a person is malevolent enough to surreptitiously murder everyone on a given flight, they should apply that presumption to all of a person effects. With the stakes that high, applying that presumption to some of a person's effects is the same as applying it to none. Terrorists aren't going to go out of their way to play to security's strenghts. Pretending they will, and mindlessly following along is a greater folly than simply risking the loss of life. The risk still remains, undiminished, but everyone is less free as well.

    3. Re:Want a cavity search? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Its basically a trade off between safety and what passengers are prepared to go through to get on a plane and of course what financial benefits might be gained from allowing or disallowing certain products on board, we all remember the lighters and matches allowance. It certainly would be beneficial to airlines to have all consumer electronics banned - then they can charge passengers to use air phones, watch movies, or listen to music. Its all a big game really, security is not the main issue - if it was, then you would be stripped and given a full cavity search before being x-rayed, chained to your seat and sedated - first class passengers would be able to enjoy the full package where they would fall asleep on entering the airport and wake up at their destination without all that hassle, bliss!

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  52. Re:An alternative: tiny 20GB Archos mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can take a shower with one of these?

  53. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, nice way to put it :)

  54. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  55. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, but the did the battery open of its own accord (e.g. as it exploded), or was this the deed of the misguided adolescent emergency techno-wizard wannabe?

  56. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, if only they did explode randomly.

    I for one would spend my free time sitting in the park looking out for gyrating youths and betting with my friends whether they were dancing or in severe pain from their exploding portable music players.
    Hours of fun.... But then I don't get out much ;-)

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  57. The instructions specifically said... by CdBee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not machine-wash happy fun Pod !

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    1. Re:The instructions specifically said... by djtripp · · Score: 1

      Do not taunt happy iPod.

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      "This is you left and that's your left. This is your right and that's your right. You're gonna die!
  58. Re:I blame Apple by el_womble · · Score: 1

    You mean I can't put my PowerBook in the dishwasher? How else am I supposed to it all pretty looking?

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  59. Prediction by chrism238 · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to see this one on Mythbusters!

    1. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I can't wait to see it again three weeks later on a lame clip show they try pass off as a new episode.

      Oh, who am I kidding? As long as they show lots of Kari Byron, I'll keep watching no matter what.

  60. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide - Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Utter nonsense. BeO is (was) only used in some high-power RF devices in the industrial market as it has good thermal conductivity properties. You will not find it in any modern consumer products.

  61. How can you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was looking forward getting my order -- the one with Caesium studs... [cries-tears]

  62. nice title by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA (page title)
    Teenager's iPod goes boom - Breaking - Technology - theage.com.au

    That's breaking technology alright.

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    1. Re:nice title by fo0bar · · Score: 1

      Teenager's iPod goes boom - Breaking - Technology - theage.com.au

      That's breaking technology alright.


      Nonono, "Breaking" is a subcategory to "Technology". So in this case, "Breaking - Technology" is equivalent to "Technology, and breaking shit".

  63. iPod-icide by dark+grep · · Score: 3, Funny

    I will have to remember not to commit iPodicide by stabbing it to death with a screwdriver while I am filling the car with petrol (gas for you North Americans). Jeeze Bruce, but us Aussies can be dumber than a bag of hammers. From what was reported, the ambulance service spokesperson hammed it up a bit too.

  64. Electronics Surviving the Wash by CBDSteve · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a pager about ten years ago - one of the chunky number-only things that were around before SMS got really popular.

    One drunken evening it got put into the wash - a full cycle. When I found it in the shirt pocket afterwards, it was full of water... there was a bubble in there too so it was more useful as a spirit level.

    I tried to turn it on (you never know) but no joy - so I put it in a cupboard and forgot about it.

    Four years later I found it again (thoroughly dried out) and tried turning it on - success! Amazingly enough, it worked fine.

    I suppose an electronic gadget can recover from being soaked as long as you haven't short-fried any circuits.

    1. Re:Electronics Surviving the Wash by Varka · · Score: 1

      My wife's shitty old blue Motorola 120 was fully submerged in a soft drink for nearly an hour. She had placed it lying flat in the center console cupholder, and a large soft drink had tipped over while we were in the mall.

      It was actually still on, you could see the motorola logo and signal meter through the liquid, so I pulled it out and yanked the battery out. Took it inside the mall, rinsed it off in a water fountain, let it dry out, and it still works fine, months later.

      Go figure.

      Varka

  65. Damn kids and their modern technology.... by cianduffy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In my day, when you washed your (1st generation, flash-based) mp3 player, you just put it on top of your (17", radition levels that burn out brains) monitor with the memory card out for a few hours to dry

    Same with cellphones, flash keys, etc. But noooo, someone had to go and put rustable moving parts into mp3 players...

    1. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 1

      I've had my iRiver H120 submerged in water for 10 minutes, and it still works fine.

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    2. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by screeble · · Score: 1

      Yes, this works great for the Nokia 3595: http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/3595

      I forgot to take my cell phone out of my pocket while I was fly fishing about a year ago. During a cast the phone hopped out of my jacket and went for a swim for about 5 minutes.

      When I realised what had happened I retrieved the phone from the water and removed the cover and battery immediately. I put the phone parts on the front seat of my car and went back to fishing.

      By the time I was done the phone was dry and ready to reassemble. It worked fine then and has worked ever since.

      The 3595 is just a plain vanilla cell phone with no camera, mp3 player, etc. It's the best cell phone I've ever owned.

    3. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same goes for pretty much any of the Nokia phones. My father's phone has been submerged in wet animal shit for quite many times, and after drying up it is good to go again. I myself lost my Nokia phone once, and a year later we found it laying in a field, where it apparently had been all the time, even during the cold winter. The only thing broken was the screen, but you could still make a phone call with it if you remembered how to. I also haven't been able to break any Nokia phones by dropping them, and havenät even heard of anyone who has, unintentionally anyway. It seems that when they drop, their detachable cover takes all the energy from the hit and goes flying off, and even it doesn't break. I remember a couple of yers a go some kids in my school were throwing their phones around and watching them remain unharmed, just to pass some time. I didn't take part in it though, my phone was too pricy to take any chances :)

    4. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to mention, my phone as well as my father's are both smartphones, with camera functionality. The durability is not inversely related to the number of features.

    5. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you putting your father's phone in wet animal shit? And doing it "many times"?

    6. Re:Damn kids and their modern technology.... by perrye · · Score: 1
      It seems that when they drop, their detachable cover takes all the energy from the hit and goes flying off, and even it doesn't break.
      I've often thought this would be a good design element for cars. In a collision, the passengers, auto body and frame fly away unharmed, and the driver that made the mistake is left to absorb the impact.
  66. Sounds similar to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    disposable cameras. On more than a few occasions, I have opened disposable (flash) cameras to extract the film and play with the rather powerful capacitor that runs the flash.

    If you charged the thing up and then tossed the board to someone, they'd short out the capacitor when they caught it and it would inevitably burn a small hole in their skin.

    If you shorted the capacitor with a metal object...flash! bang! it looked like a little lightning bolt.

    Kind of a mean trick to pull on someone, but oh so fun

  67. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only one person could have that kind of information.

  68. Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely I'm not the only one that looks at this article and says..."well DUH"?

    What kind of mental disease does this boy possess? A simple formula is "Electrical devices + Fluids = Bad" (I know this rules out alot of things, but lets keep with the basics for the "slow" kids out there). This boy makes me sad to say that I'm Australian...

    -pingu

    1. Re:Duh? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is the big mystery. According to TFA: "Country Fire Authority spokesman Peter Philp said the leaky iPod had been taken away for testing by CFA investigators."

      Have they never heard of exploding capacitors?

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  69. A different "hard way" by Baron+Eekman · · Score: 1

    Someone found out earlier, by a more adventurous method

    1. Re:A different "hard way" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that was an ipod shuffle...

    2. Re:A different "hard way" by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise women came with warranties?

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    3. Re:A different "hard way" by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      How about upgrades?

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  70. Dangerous iPods by jskline · · Score: 1

    You can absolutely bet the farm on this one...

    There will be ambulance-chasing lawyers now looking to file complaints and such in attempts to ban the iPod as dangerous to society. For current holders of the iPod, there will be forming a new place in California known only as "litigation central".

    Just you watch!!!

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    1. Re:Dangerous iPods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, this didn't happen in America or the EU you see...

  71. for real fun by alizard · · Score: 1
    try that "smoke grenade" on a multilayer printed circuit board.

    Way the hell back when multilayer PC boards were so expensive that technicians had to fix them instead of tossing them (1980s), an human PCB assembler put one in backwards and it exploded on first powerup. I suppose I should count myself lucky that it only destroyed about a square inch of printed circuit board.

    Had to rewire all the burned traces by hand over a couple or 3 unpleasant hours.

    1. Re:for real fun by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Ahh good old CAM and 3rd world labour.

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  72. Nice tabloid journalism there... by Harker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Teenager's iPod goes boom

    You don't see what really happened until much further down the article (around 3/4 of the way through) emphasis mine:

    "It wasn't working, the young fella tried to undo it or fix it with a screwdriver and at that stage there was an explosion, or more of a pop.


    Gotta love the media. Anything for a sensational headline.

    H
    --
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    1. Re:Nice tabloid journalism there... by hashwolf · · Score: 1

      Once I 'wetted' some zinc chips with hydrochloric acid in a closed matchbox. After some time I lit a match and held it close to the matchbox's edge.

      What happened after was more of a pop than an explosion but my ears rang for about ten minutes.

      Good thing I had put on my safety goggles before, otherwise I would't be reading Slashdot.

      --
      - "They misunderestimated me."
    2. Re:Nice tabloid journalism there... by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

      It's just the media trying to bait Osama into using this to fuel some ideas.

      Airport Security Dude #1: Hey, check out that guy with a bunch of iPods strapped around his waist. Should we check him out?
      Airport Security Dude #2: Nah, he obviously didn't RTFA.

    3. Re:Nice tabloid journalism there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it all depends on your perspective. Someone might say an M-16 goes "pop," but I'll be damned if that'd be my description.

  73. Maccas by mattjb0010 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you also know that McDonalds coffee is hot?

  74. oblig. bash quote by GroeFaZ · · Score: 0

    The kid's not American, but the product is:

    4753

    xterm: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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  75. It's Friday the 13th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    It's friday the 13th. This means:
    • Any attempt to play a song on your iPod will cause it to explode, releasing fumes that smell exactly like cannabis. Just as the police are driving past you.
    • You wil find out your hard disk, that you thought was faithful to you all these years, has been lying to you all along
    • While letting your girlfriend play with your cell phone, your ex and three most attractive female plantic friends will decide to call you all at once, after not calling you for months on end. Not only will your girlfriend break up with you, but she will be so ride to your exes and platoncis that they'll nevercall you again either.
    • That girl you always liked who is a Gold digger will call you up and ask you out on a date to the most expensive restuarant in town. After agreeing to pay for the entire dinner and going there to meet her, you will find out that not only is she now engaged to be married, but also has gained 50 pounds since the last time you saw her.
    • You find out that xanga.com runs on Microsoft IIS instead of A real operating system
    It's Friday the 13th. Beware!
    1. Re:It's Friday the 13th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also means that some jackass moderator will mark my funny post offtopic. Must be one of those Apple guys. Like I said, only on Friday the 13th!

    2. Re:It's Friday the 13th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's ok, i thought u were funny damn mac moderators..

  76. Apple Lied! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Apple doesn't tell you is that the iPod battery explodes after only 18 months of use!

  77. iPod Dangerous When Wet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so don't masturbate with it

  78. In other news...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bin Laden has issued iPods to be distributed freely among innocent Americans.

    - Alzzzzwtf News

  79. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aka: someone who figured the thing was already busted, so why not learn something.

    Wait, I forgot, Mac users aren't geeks. They're artistes.

  80. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by DjMd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only one person could have that kind of information.
    Thats right.... He must be the real killer..!!

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  81. Lithium poly batteries the cause by inflex · · Score: 5, Informative

    The iPod uses lithium poly batteries, they're slim, they're powerful and they pack a punch when you rupture them.

    With model aircraft, we use them a lot for our electric motors however they carry with them a lot of cautions. If you should happen to rupture or over charge them it's time to STAND CLEAR.

    Typically a lipo will puff up for a bit then have a fairly impressive flame out (as the lithium starts burning). I'd personally be worried about the guy if he inhaled too much of the fumes, it's fairly toxic.

    Oh, he probably ruptured the battery with the screwdriver. Normally if we have a "dud" cell, we put the cells into a bucket of salt water and then puncture the cells (UNDER WATER), the cells will bubble quite a bit and eventually after a few hours settle down.

    1. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by dubdays · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next, we'll see the headline:

      "Man decapitated while puncturing batteries in bucket of salt water"

    2. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Detritus · · Score: 1

      That's one of the reasons that the iPod battery is not a user replaceable part. There are too many idiots out there who would damage the battery, and hurt themselves, while attempting to replace it.

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    3. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Actually if this is anything like the one in the RCA Lyra its less to do with idocy and more to do with a real difficult action. I had the chance to take one apart and the battery simply isn't designed to be removed. In the case of the lyra it was firmly adhered to the hardrive in a flexible casing that actually tore when being slowly and very very carfully seperated... to do it right you probably needed some kind of solvent... and that wouldn't have been any more fun trying to keep it off the circut board.

      Seeing as the Lyra is like twice the size of a pod I can only imagine how much more packed a Pod is on the inside.

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    4. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by ashridah · · Score: 1

      They don't use Lithium poly.
      They use standard Lithium ion (unless they changed recently). I can remember people bitching about the short lifespan of the battery, with no replacement plan.

      the IRiver H1xx and H3xx's use Lithium poly.

    5. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by v1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced that's a safer way to dispose of lithium... recall back a couple months the slashdot story about the guy that took a chunk of Li and dropped it into a lake via remote control - it spent the next couple minutes falling into the water, blasting itself OUT of the water, flying 40 feet, and repeating over again.

      The reason Li batteries will "flame out" when ruptured is because the Li is reacting with the water (humidity) in the air. Surrounding Li with liquid water is extremely dangerous. The Li rips the oxygen off the hydrogen and gets very hot in the process, enough to say, ignite flamible gasses. Now, that hydrogen rises to the surface of the water and carries the lithium along for the ride, exposing a flammible gas (hydrogen) to oxygen, in the presense of extreme heat. Is anyone surprised we get a fireball?

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    6. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by inflex · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's the recommended method of disposal by the manufacturers.

      The lithium in the batteries are in ionic or bound form typically so it's not immediately like pure lithium in contact with the environment.

      http://www.rcmaterial.com/LipoManualEN.htm

      See the section on "Disposal Methods"

      Note the critical factor of "salt".

    7. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On German ringtone TV (formerly known as music television) there's an English show called "Brainiac", essentially Jackass with physics; it should be around on UK and/or US TV, too. They once did a little experiment with a tub of water and small samples of Potassium, Rubidium and Caesium - they put the chemical into a water-soluble capsule and dropped it into the tub. Then they ducked behind a wall.
      Potassium made a nice little splash, Rubidium produced a decent explosion and Caesium blew chunks out of the tub with a pretty big bang.

      Quite a nice demonstration of "don't mix alkali metals and water".

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    8. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod above post up. I checked Apple's specs page for each of the iPods and they all use Lithium Ion except the shuffle which uses "Integrated USB battery" (whatever that means).

    9. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Gubbe · · Score: 1

      You do realize that there is no mention of puncturing the cells after putting them in the water?

      The salt water is there just to conduct electricity and discharge the cells fully.

    10. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by inflex · · Score: 1

      Depends on the maker - the salt water is also used to neutralize the lithium compounds.

      Refer to: http://www.toddsmodels.com/Lithium/Lithium.htm

      specifically
      """
      Disposal of cells or packs.
      Discharge all cells individually to recommended cut-off voltage.
      Caution!! Cells may be warm or hot as usual during this discharge process.
      After cooling, puncture small hole in cells and immerse in salt water for 2 hours.
      Apply tape over one terminal and dispose of in trash.
      """

    11. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by inflex · · Score: 1

      Also from Kokam - one of the major suppliers of Lipo's for R/C usage

      http://www.kokam.com/english/biz/warning.html

      """
      Dispose of cells/packs as follows:
      a. Discharge: with the cell/pack in a safe area, connect a moderate resistance across the terminals until the cell/pack is discharged. CAUTION: cell/pack may be hot!
      b. Discard:
      - LiPo: puncture plastic envelope, immerse in salt water for several hours, place in regular tras
      """

    12. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us who don't get to watch much German television: http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=32 70036 http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=32 87860 sorry, show sounded really interesting...

    13. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Lithium Ion batterry and they do have a replacement plan for most models, Unfortunately it costs at least $99 + shipping to Apple to get the battery replaced

    14. Re:Lithium poly batteries the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the reason it's not listed as user replaceable, but it's actually a pretty easy swap. The high capacity replacement battery I bought for my 1st gen iPod came with a couple of tapered plastic tools perfect for removing the back case, along with simple and clear instructions. Waiting until the battery was discharged, disconnected, seems almost like common sense, but apparently isn't.

      The hardest part of the whole operation is separating the battery from the hard drive because they're held together with very strong double-sided tape and the drive connection is somewhat fragile. The trick is to disconnect the drive and pull them out together first.

      Going through the washer was a valid reason to pull the back off it and pray while the unit dried out, but not a good reason to perform panic surgery on the innards.

  82. Oooooh Baby! by BigAlexK · · Score: 1

    Was that an explosion in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    But seriously, this is such a nothing story. Electronics are unpredictable when they're wet, we've known this for decades.

    Meanwhile in other news, it's fun to light flammable aerosol sprays but watch out for singed eyebrows and missing limbs!

  83. Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPod...can't wash it, it explodes, lame.

  84. A non-story by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    Perhaps this should be filed under the "No shit, Sherlock" category?

  85. no... by alizard · · Score: 1
    While at 4 layer, CAD/CAM can be assumed for PCB fab only in the 1980s, probably running on a Compuvision or Racal-Vadic system (I was fixing them, I didn't wind up in engineering until years later), we were making systems by the handful (68000-based dedicated SBCs for voice processing), our assembly vendor was a prototype shop somewhere else in Silicon Valley.

    I never heard of Third World offshoring until a different employer years later asked me to do an analysis of the idea and whether or not it was practical for them to do so.

    My answer was NO... not with automated assembly plants within easy driving distance.

  86. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know why, but I read this an another slashmeme-in-the-making:

    In Soviet Russia, X Ys YOU!
    In Korea, only old people X!
    In Kansas, X is illegal!

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  87. Only in Australia by seifried · · Score: 1

    To quote the article:

    Metropolitan Ambulance spokeswoman Lirije Memishi said it was unclear what the teenager had ingested.
    "We treated him on the scene for minor breathing difficulties but he was fine and then we scooted out and helped save the rest of Melbourne," she said.
  88. This kid wouldn't perchance live in... by Demerara · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..Darwin, would he?

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    1. Re:This kid wouldn't perchance live in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your theory about where this kid evolved is just one possibility, and ONLY A THEORY!! Maybe an intelligent designer made that iPod explode?

    2. Re:This kid wouldn't perchance live in... by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      If the kid lived in Kansas there would be no problem since evolution does not exist there.

    3. Re:This kid wouldn't perchance live in... by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

      Apparently not!

  89. Warranty anyone? by mboos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I knew someone who got into a kiddie pool with his iPod still on himself. He simply sent it back to Apple who fixed/replaced it and EXPRESS shipped it back to him for free. No questions asked, even though it was his own fault.

    Now why couldn't our exploding friend do the same?

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    1. Re:Warranty anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now why couldn't our exploding friend do the same?"

      He might have been going for a Darwin Award..?

  90. Proves Again iPods Are Overpriced Disposable Crap! by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    iPods may be neat, fun, etc ... but when the battery wears down for the final time, one is basically left with a paperweight, since Apple chose to cheap out the design and not allow for simple battery replacement; iPod is basically disposable stylish crap - there are better choices.

    I wouldn't be surprised Apple was found liable for damages/injury, etc, if the kid's family were to pursue a lawsuit - or have they already?

    Ron Bennett

  91. Dangerous by BigYawn · · Score: 0

    Also, fixing your iPod in a room full of hydrogen gas is not recommended.

  92. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Funny
    There is no news source but /. All other news sources are lies masquerading as the truth (except Fox News, those are just plain lies).

    Watching an actual news story (as opposed to only watching the "And coming up at 11: 3 year old invents flying car...") is tantamount to R'ing the FA and will be punished by -5 Troll.

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  93. Proves You're an Asshole Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPods may be neat, fun, etc ... but when the battery wears down for the final time

    ...you spend the $30 to buy a new battery and install it yourself (or get a local geek you know to do it, if you're a ham-handed gimp.)

    1. Re:Proves You're an Asshole Troll by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 1

      As the kid's experience shows, along with some other replies here that go into detail about the battery, iPod user battery replacement is not only difficult due to poor design, but a potentially dangerous activity too ...

      Ron Bennett

    2. Re:Proves You're an Asshole Troll by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      only if you wash it does it become dangerous... like ANY OTHER FUCKING battery.

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    3. Re:Proves You're an Asshole Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why Apple replaces it for you, troll man.

      If you ship the iPod to them along with $99 , they will take care of the replacement.

      It think all the currently available models sold by Apple have replaceable batteries, but I could be wrong. I know my 6GB Mini I bought a few weeks ago has a replaceable battery, anyways.

  94. DRM by freeplatypus · · Score: 2, Funny

    We had DRM'ed MP3, now we have DRM'ed electronic equipment - intentional self desctruction?

    1. Re:DRM by adam+mcmaster · · Score: 1

      That's it! He must have had some Mission Impossible style message on there - "this iPod will self destruct..."

  95. So what? by kosmosik · · Score: 1

    Any electric device can be dangerous to health - if it is not tottaly closed/water-proof etc. Even very low voltages can be harmfull if f.e. applied in long peroid of time.

  96. shuffle by GameSlave · · Score: 1

    a friend of mine dropped his iPod shuffle in the bath by mistake the other day.. and it still works :)

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  97. mainstream media by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 1

    The NINE and TEN news...

    I know I trust everything I am told by mainstream TV.

    Since this story only broke today, we can expect similar treatment in the Herald Sun tomorrow and an exposé on A Current Affair of how "dole bludgers" are harming "our kids" with "dodgy" Asian-made goods just "waiting to explode".

    1. Re:mainstream media by msim · · Score: 1

      for god sake it's ACA, sensationalism at it's best.

      Wer are merely lucky that they didn't decide to tell the world that a big green monster came out of the toilet and beat the living snot out of him too for being an evil terrorist music pirate.

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    2. Re:mainstream media by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      I quite like ACA actually, its always good for a laugh. :)

  98. He should be lucky by planetoid · · Score: 0, Troll

    He should count his lucky stars that it exploded in his hands, rather than when he put it up his butt.

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    1. Re:He should be lucky by MrPink2U · · Score: 1


      Troll??? +5 Funny.

    2. Re:He should be lucky by planetoid · · Score: 1

      I know. Foreign-object-in-butt jokes usually get instant giggles from even the most conservative crowds.

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  99. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Hinhule · · Score: 5, Informative

    He might've just shorted the battery, which could also cause it to explode.

    There are 3 common ways for LiIon batteries to explode.

    1. Short circut.
    2. Overcharging.
    3. Physical.

    As explosions is a way to ask for being sued, most manufacturers have short circut tests as part of manufacturing. Charge regulators are also put into the casing of the battery or in the appliance (Ipod, cellphone etc). Just to make sure no law suits come from 1. and 2.

    The only thing they can't protect themselves from is physical abuse on the battery itself. Like screwdriver through it.

  100. Minor Breathing Difficulties by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    Shit, I have those walking up the stairs. NEXT!

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  101. nice easteregg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Press "Play" and "Next track" at the same time, then "On" three times. Then wash it in the washing machine, fiddle with it using a screwdriver while playing the song "Crash boom bang" by Roxette, and then the easter egg is activated.

  102. Wait WAIT a second. by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

    You put an elctronic device through a washing machine - nothing dangerous happens but it won't work anymore - then someone with no technical knowledge attacks it with a screwdriver. It's a famous "contrevertial" piece of hardware... Result: a story tailored for readers to retain "if it gets wet it explodes!" Do you smell a rat? No, it's just the buzzmaker journalist burning... someone peed on his microphone.

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    1. Re:Wait WAIT a second. by megrims · · Score: 1

      Anyone who gets paid to generate interest by telling "true" stories is questionable.

    2. Re:Wait WAIT a second. by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Questionable by who?

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    3. Re:Wait WAIT a second. by megrims · · Score: 1

      The discerning consumer, I should hope.

      Although I worded it wrong at first; I'm sure the idea isn't new, or hard to grasp.

      Because the media get paid to generate interest, you can expect them to add to or emphasise things to make them more interesting.

    4. Re:Wait WAIT a second. by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      : ) that's what I meant as well. It's the sensationalism the public should question - or rather that they should look beyond - but nowadays one must be careful of most everything one hears offhand. It sometimes takes years for a reader to consider a source of info "reliable".

      Christ I made a lot of spelling mistakes...

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  103. What he should have done by 3cents · · Score: 1

    The kid should have not turned it on or done anything with his ipod other than place it in a reasonably warm area, perhaps with a fan, for a couple of days. The water would have eventually evaporated out of the Ipod and he might have been able to recover it.

    Well, here's to next time.

    1. Re:What he should have done by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      That worked for my laptop when I spilled water on it. [small room + lots of things == mess waiting to happen].

      I took the battery out and opened the laptop up and let it sit for a few hours. It works just fine.

      I did a stupid thing and tried to turn it on right away ... but it wouldn't turn on until it dried out.

      If I had to guess the mobo has some short circuit detector and just wouldn't start. I know PSUs in desktops have a similar functionality [really crappy motherboards back in the day].

      Tom

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  104. This illustrates Apple's mistake nicely by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I think a great many people share my opinion that even if Apple decided to use a proprietary battery type, they should have made it removable.

    I suspect they didn't to avoid creating an iPod battery third party market, but the result is that once the iPod battery is bad, the whole (expensive) thing is essentially bad. I think it's not very consumer friendly. ...and now could it be considered consumer hostile?

    1. Re:This illustrates Apple's mistake nicely by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      they did it to make the ipod smaller. there already is a 3rd party market for iPod batteries

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    2. Re:This illustrates Apple's mistake nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ipodbattery.com/

      $30 or so. So simple even your mom can do it.

    3. Re:This illustrates Apple's mistake nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were asking Apple to make it more friendly/easy to replace batteries, not to buy some stupid kit and have the potential to fuck up your expensive mp3 player, or that only Apple can replace it under warrenty and charge you $90.00 for it.

  105. Shh! by dysprosia · · Score: 1

    Don't tell the RIAA, you'll just give them ideas...

  106. Never short a battery by standards · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most all batteries - from in your car, to your watch, could potentially explode if you short it.

    Trust me, a broken battery makes quite a mess.

    1. Re:Never short a battery by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I had a Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer v2 (The Wireless one) and one of the AA batteries exploded as I was using it. I don't know if it was from me jumping, but it felt like the mouse jumped, too. I looked around for 30 minutes to try to find what the cat knocked over to cause that noise, but I gave up. When I came back to the computer, the mouse wasn't working. I went to change the batteries, and the end of one of the AA Energisers had popped right off.

      Batteries exploding in your hand are LOUD.

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  107. Now on Slashdot by Phleg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breaking news: capacitors found to exist!

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  108. Why? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    My guess is that it was just a capacitor that blew up.

    There was probably a short from the water getting in, and the constant voltage / current built up the charge on the capacitor which eventually was too high for its design, arced across the insulator, and blew up... I used to do stuff like that in Electronics class in high school. Big puff of smoke and paper debris.

    Hopefully it wasn't a battery... then you get into some nasty chemicals.

    1. Re:Why? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?! It's quite obvious that Jobs installed an explosive device to keep people from opening their iPods. I'd guess that in a few weeks the kid will get sued by Apple for violating their intellectual property.

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  109. Apple Boobytraps and Other Absurdities by taaminator · · Score: 1

    See-gnet will probably report this as "Apple Boobytraps iPod to Prevent Third Party Upgrades."

    *

    t_allardyce is correct: Forget plastique and AK-47s! The iPod will now be considered a terrorist instrument and go the way of the Victorinox SwissCard, nailcippers, fingernail files ...

    "Take this airplane to Miami or I'll drop this iPod in the blue toilet water! Then fish it out and open it!"

    *

    OSHA will proabably step in and The iPod will go the way of pressure cookers, Jarts, Clackers, the Corvair ...

    *

    If your mind is your primary weapon -- this article proves there's a whole bunch of unarmed people running around.

    *

    Protecting your iPod Amendment Rights, The National iPod Association, NiA, introduced their new motto: "They can have my iPod when they pry it from my cold, battery acid covered, dead hands."

    *

    Is this another RIAA MPAA attempt to squelch file swapping?

    *

    From the people who brought you Mel Brooks's "Blazing Saddles": "kaBoom Boxes!"

    "This is a stick up! Give me all your money or I'll open this iPod which I previously dropped into the toilet!"

    "He's serious! He's got an iTorx!"

    *

  110. It's just a hacker. by HansF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, it's just a kid. His expensive Ipod was dead, he prolly panicked. And he messed with stuff he knew nothing about.
    It's a stupid accident I have to admit. But isn't mucking about with stuff you don't (yet) understand one of the trademarks of the true hacker?
    Cut him some slack. It could well be possible he could've gotten the moist out before the oxidation got too worse. With a bit of luck he could have re-assembled it and be listening to it right now.
    He's learned a lot of things now, maybe he'll do better in the future.

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  111. the next gen ipod will have by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    a steel or titanium or whatever hard to puncture metallic box around the Lithium-Ion battery. but then again, some idiot will find a way to break into it and blow himself up into pieces. might as well save the metal and keep the ipod lighter.

  112. Give him a break? by GreasyBloater · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It seems like just about everyone posting thinks this kid is a moron for opening a consumer electronic up.

    I used to do this all the time. Mostly with broken electronics that would otherwise be thrown in the trash.

    I'm surprised more geeks aren't on his side.

    What's with the comments about natural selection, and darwin and killer ipod. You are the morons!!!

    Natural selection doesn't work just because you have "breathing difficulties". You have to DIE before reproducing.

    "In other news, the boy's Mom cut her finger while chopping celery. Geeks everywhere make Darwin jokes."

    1. Re:Give him a break? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is really picking on him because he opened the device up, I think they are picking on him for opening the device up and puncturing the battery which let off a toxic gas. Duh.... don't mess with the battery... kindof like rule number 1 in taking things apart. Also up there is unplug things before you take them apart, watch out for those capacitors, if something is humming... don't touch it.

      But I guess you're right, it's not a natural selection issue, the warning labels must not have been big enough. Maybe we need to make devices talk to you when you open them up and say things like "WARNING, WARNING! DON'T PUNCTURE THE BATTERY!!" Of course that doesn't help if you are deaf then does it? Hmmmm.... well I guess we just need to invent a force field or some other impenetrable casing that we can put things in.

      Come on, where does it end? Personally I think we should forget all these safety measures and let the theory of evolution work. If someone wants to take apart their battery, then they should have to deal with the resulting toxic gas.

      Also it's not quite analogous to cutting yourself while chopping celery. The toxic gas probably would have killed him if he wasn't taken to the hospital whereas most cuts might render you digitless at worse, they usually don't kill you.

      In other news, dumbass inhales Carbon Monoxide, wonders why he now feel really sick.

    2. Re:Give him a break? by generic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did this all the time too. He should have been more careful of what he was doing with the power still attached. The smart thing to do would be to open the case and let the thing dry out. Maybe dry it with a hair dryer on low heat. Thats all you can do for it.

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  113. Re:Proves Again iPods Are Overpriced Disposable Cr by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know... feeding the troll. I shouldn't but this one's too obvious not to. I mean, seriously obvious. :)

    I have a 2nd Gen iPod with a battery I put in myself. The battery came with its own pry tool (so you won't scratch the backing) and instructions (with PICTURES for you retards.)

    The iPod's been through heck and back and still runs smooth on its second battery.

    http://www.ipodbattery.com/

    So much for disposable. And oh, I don't wash my iPod, my cell phone, my cordless phone, or my PSP. And I don't poke the battery with a screwdriver (remember the plastic tool that came with my iPod battery?) Ahhh... the smell of the obvious. It's almost sweet. Lawsuit indeed. ;)

    This isn't even a new revelation. Spend $100 letting Apple put one in for you, or spend $30 + shipping and do it yourself.

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  114. What constitutes a cavity search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a full dental xray last week.
    Is that considered a cavity search?

    1. Re:What constitutes a cavity search? by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      At the airport?

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    2. Re:What constitutes a cavity search? by msim · · Score: 1

      it would be less of a wallet raping, even if he had to pay a fine for sticking his head in the xray machine.

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    3. Re:What constitutes a cavity search? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      That all depends on whether you have any tooth decay...

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    4. Re:What constitutes a cavity search? by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 1

      You will know when you have had a cavity search; Rember the goatsx site picture? Ha!

  115. Hole.... by wpiman · · Score: 1
    that burned a hole in the bed of a

    Yeah- sure it was the iPod that did this. I had one of these in my bed when I was a teenager- and it wasn't from no iPod. Good excuse kid.

  116. Why was he using a screwdriver? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    There are no screws on the outside of an iPod.

    1. Re:Why was he using a screwdriver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably to pry the cover open. The tip slipped in too far, nicked the battery, exposed the lithium.

  117. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by BiloxiGeek · · Score: 1

    Taking into account other recent stories here on /., I'm curious if the original poster actually has the initials B.G.

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  118. I'm pretty sure I know.... by Xanthian · · Score: 1

    how this kid DIDN'T vote in the latest Slashdot poll.

  119. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    You have hit the nail on the head. What probably happened is when he pierced the battery some water came in contact with the lithium and pow!

    Being that this happened in Australia I doubt there will be a lawsuit. They'll just chalk it up to the kids own stupidity and move on.
    >
    Were this to have happened in the U.S. there would be constant media coverage, several civil lawsuits against Apple, the manufacturer of the battery, etc. But nobody would point the finger at the kid for using brute force to tear open his iPod.

  120. iPod Shuffle? by uniqueUser · · Score: 0

    Do you think he did the iPod shuffle?

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  121. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An iPod is not a Mac though, is it?

  122. but it in the airing cupboard silly by hector_uk · · Score: 1

    ipods are not dangerous, wet lithium is, if it gets wet you remove the battery asap with tweesers, it's not hard to open an ipod you just run a knife through the crack.

  123. Another wet ipod by FirienFirien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My ipod went into a river as I was jumping from boat to bank at one point. It was in for maybe 10 seconds, so presumably shorter than the washing machine and without the associated stresses; I popped the back off, poured the water out, detached the battery and tilted the HD away from the motherboard, put it above a radiator for a few days to be sure, then put it back together again and it worked absolutely fine, with no loss of battery life or memory errors.

    There may have been something happening with the washing powder in solution or water being forced into various places by the high Gs at high spin; however as I opened up my ipod it was completely inert. Something really strange must have happened to pierce his battery (solid Li skids around and pops a little when placed on top of water); however then you would expect it to have happened inside the washing machine. The implication there is that he pierced the battery with the screwdriver, which is no mean feat since it's around a 180 corner when you're trying to get in. Makes me wonder exactly what he was trying to do at the time.

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    1. Re:Another wet ipod by angry_leprechaun · · Score: 1

      Hmmm..... 180 degree corner..... they must have changed corners, as I was always under the assumption they were 90 degrees by definition.

  124. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

    The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screwdriver. It wouldn't matter if this was an iPod, rio, nomad, dell dj, mobile phone or the interior of a LiIon laptop battery from any manufacturer.

    Good thing it wasn't powered by one of the other choices on the current slashdot poll. If it had been a diatium cell, who knows how big the crater would have been .....? :-)

  125. Logitech by starwindsurfer · · Score: 1

    I have many logitech devices. 1 trackball, several mice, some optical. I even have an old Logitech Bus Mouse labeled "Hi Res" with 3 real mouse buttons from my 386 16 I have open all of them at one point or another, never with any dificulty. Im just curious what device you had that was so difficult.

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    1. Re:Logitech by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      I'm talking about my Logitech Optical mouses ; The cheapest ones around ;)

      Whereas I -am- able to open them, the trouble you'd have to go through to do so properly is way too much imo(let alone closing it up correctly again).
      Instead of a screw holding it all together, it's the sortof click-system that just doesn't invite owners to have a quick peek inside.

    2. Re:Logitech by alib001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Running a thin, blunt knife e.g. a small butter knife or screwdriver around the joins should reveal where the plastic lugs are. Then insert similar shims at each locked point until the container pops open. It takes a bit of practice but if you're careful you soon learn the tolerance of the material - i.e. how hard to apply pressure before anything snaps. Also - check there aren't any screws hidden behind sticky labels etc. by running your finger over them and feeling for giveaway circular depressions. When you're putting it back together bend the lugs out a bit so they catch.

      You might want to consider investing in a mouse with screws - the couple of Logitech meeces I use are only secured with a couple of easily-accessible screws. Which is handy if I need to clean them or do simple maintenance such as pushing the optical sensors back in line.

    3. Re:Logitech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? My cheapo Logitech optical mice each have a single screw holding them together. It's covered by the s/n sticker on the newest one, but it's still there.

    4. Re:Logitech by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Mine are the same way. I've even repaired the button on them a couple of times with a drop of hard epoxy. The problem with them, that I have found is that the plastic piece that pushes the switch down gets worn to the point where it can't hit the switch reliabibly anymore. A bit of epoxy is all that is needed to make them as good as new (that is, until it happens again).

  126. Taunting! by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Do not taunt happy fun iPod....

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  127. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by TheSolomon · · Score: 1

    And what about the title of the Slashdot story itself? "iPod Dangerous When Wet."?!?! The iPod was perfectly safe when it was wet. It only reacted because the battery was compromised by the stupid kid, which would happen wet or dry.

    While not as bad as the titles of the linked stories, it seems Slashdot isn't above dumbass sensationalist headlines themselves.

  128. Return it? by nra1871 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why didn't he just take it back to the Apple store and get a new one? My friend did the same thing, left his iPod in the wash and ruined it. He took it to the Apple store, they gave him a new/refurb (not sure which). As long as there is not obvious physical damage and it's within warranty, then it should be no problem.

    1. Re:Return it? by brontus3927 · · Score: 1

      Does Apple's warranty cover water damage? I know Verizon's warranty for cell phones doesn't. For that, you need to purchase insurance when you buy it. After my phone fell into a bowl of water, I was in a line of 10 people with water-damaged phones being told, one-by-one, SOL

    2. Re:Return it? by nra1871 · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't, however the techs at the store don't pull it apart and inspect it. Let it dry and take it back saying it doesn't work, they will confirm it's dead, and you will most likely walk out with a new one. If the damage is obvious, like a smashed screen or if it's dripping water, then you're SOL. If it looks fine on the outside you're probably OK. I've known a bunch of people who've returned them for reasons like this (dropped on the ground, washed, dried, etc).

  129. heh, Be-O can be toxic by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

    You ever stand next to a fat chick on the train for an hour or two packed with people. Be-O can be brutally toxic.

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  130. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by ashridah · · Score: 1

    Sadly, our culture is becoming more and more sue-happy.

    We, being upstanding citizens of a TV-bred generation, blame America, of course. :)

    ashridah

  131. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Intrigued · · Score: 1
    Has anyone considered that the battery with the water probably caused electrolosis and also filled the ipod with hydrogen and oxygen?

    It wouldn't surprise me it blew because he pierced the battery but it could also have been amplified by the airspace exploding as well.

    From my own experience, that can cause quite an explosion if it is in a contained space.

  132. In other news by 0a100b · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft claims Apple is a terrorist organization.

  133. Noooo.... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    iPod dangerous when clueless teen thinks one mistake can be fixed by stabbing the battery of a $300 device with a screwdriver.

    It's cheaper to stick a fork in the toaster.

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  134. Darwin Award Nominee by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Give me a break. Next there will be a story that high tension lines are dangerous when wet, or standing in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm can be harmful.

  135. Protect our children!! by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 0

    getting wet for electronic devices is a dangerous thing
    Children I have t warn you. Never use toys from fuckingmachines.com when submerged. Read the holy bible in stead!

    Lemme see how long before the puritan moderators kills me.

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  136. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
    It is true, people will blame this on iPods. Just like people thought every Pinto will explode if you tap the rear bumper. There are tons of LiIon cells out there, and they usually last fine if they are manufactored correctly and housed properly. Being battered around in a washing machine for a half an hour probably isn't something the iPod was designed for.

    I inhaled fumes from an exploded LiIon battery once. Nasty stuff.

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  137. In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    The Golden Age of the slashmeme is over; it's getting too self-concious now.

    I was there at the birth of the 'In Korea' meme, and it came across as a contrived attempt to create a meme and out-Soviet 'Soviet Russia'.

    Seriously, this would be good if it were used in a manner displaying some insight into backward government legislation. But I suspect that hordes of fr157 p50t!!!!ers will simply say

    "In Kansas, [Subject Matter] is illegal! Did i get it?!"

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    1. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Funny

      > The Golden Age of the slashmeme is over; it's getting too self-concious now.
      >I was there at the birth of the 'In Korea' meme, and it came across as a contrived attempt to create a meme and out-Soviet 'Soviet Russia'.

      "The Golden Age of the Slash-??? is over!"

      I coined it first!

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    2. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Nah. For my money this is just a variation on the old "Slashdot sucks because X never used to happen in the old days" meme. ;-)

      The best bit is that "the old days" can be anywhere from "1997" to "last week". And people were calling the memes (and the idea of them) old hat in 1997, too (don't let the re-registered high UID fool you ;-p).

      But yeah, slashmemes are very self-conscious and a bit contrived, but that's what you get with an in-joke in an environment like this - either it dies on its arse or eventually everyone's heard it, and it becomes a bit of a cliche. Then everyone stops using it, and everyone forgets it. Then, occasionally, someone will re-use it, and it's funny again, sometimes prompting someone else to start using it again. Rinse and repeat.

      Still, it doesn't stop me laughing when I see a particularly good one, as long as it's been long enough that it's truly unexpected. And isn't about F#£^ing Natalie Portman and hot grits.

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    3. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      A comedy club could hire you as a "cooler" in case a table got too funny.

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    4. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      No danger of that here though, eh? ;-p

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    5. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who was _really_ around in the old days would know it was all about naked and petrified Natalie Portman. You're just an imposter.

    6. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by jnik · · Score: 1
      For my money this is just a variation on the old "Slashdot sucks because X never used to happen in the old days" meme.

      Yeah, it seems about 10% of posts on slash these days are people kvetching about slash going down the tubes. That never used to hap...

    7. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The best bit is that "the old days" can be anywhere from "1997" to "last week".

      The time period is actually quite well defined, as 1 femtosecond after the user got his Slashdot ID number.

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    8. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      My point being that the "In Korea" 'joke' was deliberately conceived as a meme from the start, rather than some stupid expression that people repeated here and there to get a quick laugh, that *later* took a life of its own.

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    9. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear, the Golden Age of the SlashFark is now over.

      You fail it.

    10. Re:In Kansas, slashdot memes are illegal? by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      They were self-concious at the beginning. I was there when the Soviet Russia meme started, and *that* was self-concious. Hell, the grits, petrified and Natalie Portman memes were self-concious.

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  138. He Let the Magic Smoke Out by onetruedabe · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "It was more smoke than fire but it did leave a burn mark on the cover."

    Well there's the problem! He Let the Magic Smoke Out.

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  139. iPod Killer OR iPod Bomber? by mcbain00 · · Score: 1

    This was no accident, the media is just trying to cover up what really happened. Terrorist has found that playing a certain song will cause the ipod to spontaneously explode thus turning America's youth into human bombs. Thats right! Little Johnny next door is not an mp3 loving fiend he is really an ipod extremists! Run!!!

    1. Re:iPod Killer OR iPod Bomber? by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Yea but I see a fault in their plan. How will you get all those 'American Youths' to Australia?

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  140. Well, DOH! by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    The whole point of these new generation of batteries is to increase the energy density and as you do that you're increasing the danger.

    There are still a load of muppets out there that think, oh it's just a battery, can't be very powerful... Well the current generation are pretty good and have an energy density similar to a tank of hydrogen compressed to about 100 atmospheres. The next generation of lithium ion, lithium sulphur batteries will have higher energy densities than tanks of hydrogen gas compressed to 200, 300 atmospheres.

    [sarcasm]Yeah, there's been a real lack of progress in battery technology.[/sarcasm]

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  141. Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least he didn't have the headphones in when it exploded.

  142. Washed an ipod? by Cyn · · Score: 1

    C'mon - yes they're light and portable... but unless this was a shuffle I just can't respect that. I notice anything bigger than a quarter when it's in my pocket and I'm doing laundry.

    Some mother - does laundry for a kid old enough to own an ipod and attempt to dissect it, but never learned to check pockets! The most cursory of pad downs or shakes would have prevented this.

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    1. Re:Washed an ipod? by kencurry · · Score: 1

      you obviously don't have kids.

      Shit like this happens. All the time. Doesn't mean parents are idiots or that the kids are slackers.

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    2. Re:Washed an ipod? by Cyn · · Score: 1

      I don't have kids - but you're wrong that it's obvious from this.

      mom did the laundry.

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  143. Re:An alternative: tiny 20GB Archos mini by Trillan · · Score: 1

    Um. Okay, I guess that's an alternative. But seriously -- why spend $199 to cause an explosion when you can just buy a lithium battery and stab it with a fork? Isn't all that music player wrapped around it overkill?

  144. McDonalds coffee myth *again* by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, but it always bugs me that this is brought up implicitly or explictly as an example of 'public stupidity' and 'bad lawsuits'.

    Read this and note particularly point 12:-

    McDonald's admitted that its coffee is "not fit for consumption" when sold because it causes severe scalds if spilled or drunk.

    McDonalds admitted its coffee was 40 to 50 degrees hotter than is fit for human consumption (Google cache; article is gone from original website).

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    1. Re:McDonalds coffee myth *again* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of "mythbuster" crap is so popular nowadays. People accept "busted" myths as fact without any critical thinking whatsoever. Common sense should rule in a courtroom, and common sense tells reasonable people that the woman trying to fool with hot coffee by holding it between her knees is not something McDonalds is responsible for.

    2. Re:McDonalds coffee myth *again* by hmccabe · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I don't think anything at McDonalds is fit for consumption.

    3. Re:McDonalds coffee myth *again* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, putting unreasonable hot coffee in a flimsy cup is something McDonalds is responsible for.

  145. been there, done that by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Dropped my cell phone in the toilet over the holidays this year . . . it powered up once, then emitted a mournful beep, and powered down. Never came back up again.

    The worst part was that it slid BACK into the toilet bowl, and I had to get my arm soaked up to the elbow to get it out. (It was my parent's place. . . can't very well ignore the cell phone clogging the toilet if I want to come back the next year)
    P.S. The toilet water was clean. ;)

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  146. Murder Weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh huh . . .and it can also be used as a blunt object to crack someone's skull but a large rock is cheaper. What an idiot. What's next he jams a screwdriver into the back of his TV when the reception goes out?

  147. Idea for RIAA by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    Maybe the RIAA can start handing out iPods instead of suing people to stop downloading music.

    I'll take one!

  148. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by DrLex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The combination of Lithium with water is also a very bad idea. It simply explodes -- that's why throwing pieces of lithium into water was one of my chemistry teacher's favourite experiments.
    Maybe either the machine washing treatment caused water to get inside the battery, or more likely, the iPod was still wet inside when the kid was opening it. If he then damaged the battery and water got inside, it was only logical that the battery exploded. Even humid air is enough to cause the Lithium to react!

  149. mom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Australia we have a mum not a mom.

  150. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While not as bad as the titles of the linked stories, it seems Slashdot isn't above dumbass sensationalist headlines themselves.

    You're new here, right?

  151. Bill Gates is indeed powerful by Darth23 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeasterday Gates publicly verbally trashes ipods, today they start exploding.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  152. The kid is not in Kansas anymore by lildogie · · Score: 1

    I RTFA'ed. He's in Oz.

  153. "POP" music by Torin+on+the+Run · · Score: 1

    "...there was an explosion, or more of a pop." It could have been his Michael Jackson MP3's trying to get out of his iPod.

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  154. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Physics is a collection of theories, and as such is not a proven fact.

    You should be prepared to approach any applications of sharp objects to containers of corrosive chemicals with an open mind.

  155. Title change.. by dopelogik · · Score: 1

    ..to don't play with wet (shorted out) batteries.

  156. More dangerous... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    ...is iPod + deranged girlfriend

    :-)

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  157. Mouse parts can't support the infrastructure.... by arete · · Score: 1

    If there was an infrastructure in for parts for mice in single quantities that was self-sufficient (considering the very low quantities) such parts would each individually cost almost as much - or more - as a whole new mouse.

    Generally in a free economy if this WASN'T true someone would sell compatible parts, offer a service of replacing them or buyback your broken mouse for reconditioning.

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  158. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by fakedupe · · Score: 1

    Overheard in vietnam:
    In Capitalist America, the dog eats you!

  159. just return it by Spark00 · · Score: 1

    friend of mine was vacationing in MExico and went swimming with his ipod clipped to his bathing suit. when it dried out it was crusty with salt and utterly destroyed.

    at that point it was only 5 weeks old or so. He'd bought it from Best Buy and their return policy is pretty liberal (think Wal-Mart) so he returned it. "oh, it's not what i want after all." full refund.

  160. Fosters by flood6 · · Score: 1

    A /. story from Australia and no Australians have made fun of Americans for drinking Fosters yet?

  161. Especially, though, in an iPod. by Psi+Xi · · Score: 1

    When you combine shorted out batteries with a plastic case, you get some weird chemicals. And that case is tight enough that the pressure of those fumes would get pretty high. If you just have a shorted out or corroded battery, you probably don't want to touch it, but if you do, it is not particularly dangerous; you might get a slight burn or a small shock. But electrolyzing plastic...that could be serious.

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  162. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NINE and TEN news

    Did Rupert Murdoch come up with those wonderful names for your news?

  163. New Airport Regulations by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    No firearms, razor blades, IPODS, fingernail clippers, lighters...

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  164. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by chris234 · · Score: 1

    Well, he learned something alright....

  165. Mom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of mother doesn't check pockets before throwing stuff in the wash?

    What if there'd been a Kleenex in there? Sheesh!

  166. That's why I don't own an iPod! by The+Barking+Dog · · Score: 1

    ...not because of the exploding part, but because I'm concerned about their durability. My Rio has gone through the washer (and dryer!), fallen off the 5-foot high shelf where I keep it onto the kitchen floor (and least once, probably more), and survived my two-year-old playing floor hockey with it (though that's the only thing that caused it any sort of external damage). I'd like to see a HD-based MP3 take that sort of punishment and still work!

    1. Re:That's why I don't own an iPod! by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      I have an original iPod 5GB. I've slammed it in a car door. I've dropped it from various heights. I've left it in the car in temperatures exceeding 100 degrees. It got smacked against a wall while it was in my pocket.

      It still plays after around four years of loving abuse. I couldn't abide the abysmal radio market here without it.

  167. Warning, read this warning. by shm · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for an ipod warning to join this lot.

    http://www.jumbojoke.com/000348.html

    No, wait; they already did "Do not eat iPod Shuffle."

  168. Another possible explanation for the explosion: by KH2002 · · Score: 1

    I think we have to consider the possibility that the iPod was taunted.

  169. Behind the times? by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

    His mother washed an obvious electronic device? Is she Amish or something?

  170. So much for my party. by nukeade · · Score: 1

    So much for bobbing for Apples.

    ~Ben

  171. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by TheSolomon · · Score: 1

    =) Nah... I just noticed everyone was pouncing on the "media," but oddly enough wasn't taking a shot at Slashdot itself; I was attempting to fill the void.

  172. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by operagost · · Score: 0, Troll

    By the way, this was a joke in the Onion, not an actual event.

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  173. You hit the bullseye. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Did the ipod come with a warning label? If it didn't, it could be the cause for a lawsuit. "It didn't say 'do not open with a screwdriver or may result in severe injuries'".

  174. Dumb... by brain1 · · Score: 1

    Some dimwit must have thought he could save 2 cents on the design by not including an internal fuse on the battery pack.

    However, lithium batteries are notorious for not liking water at all. The early ones back in the 80's had to be shipped in sealed containers full of fire-resistant shredded mica with a dry atmosphere, preferably nitrogen. They were very dangerous, could not be air shipped, and for gawd's sake *dont get them wet*! Those were absolutely forbidden to be used in stuff that a consumer could get hold of.

    People kinda forget what kind of power density they have and the fact that the chemistry that makes it happen is hazardous and can explode.

  175. This is not very new.. by the_rajah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any time you have energy storage, there's the potential for this sort of thing and modern batteries store a LOT of energy in a small volume.

    Waaay back in the early 70's I worked as an Engineer in the Texas Instruments Calculator division. We purposefully tested calculators to destruction to see what sort of trouble people could cause by doing stupid things. One thing we learned early on was that it was stupid of **us** to use the standard 3.5 mm jacks for chargers if the jack was connected directly to the batteries because you can short then during normal insertion. This was brought home to us graphically when that scenario happened on a desk model scientific calculator that had NiCad C-cells! Nobody was hurt but the calculator was destroyed internally. This led to the use of the barrell type connectors you see nowadays for power connections. Another design thing we did was to use small gage wire to connect the batteries so that the wire would "fuse" before other "bad stuff" happened.

    Back to the destructive testing.. We tried using the wrong chargers, including those from various other manufacturers and escalated on up to applying 120 VAC to the charging terminals. We also, where the batteries were in an externally accessible holder, tried other similar sized batteries, alkaline and carbon-zinc dry cells. All testing was done inside a sturdy wooden enclosure. The worst-case situations sounded like someone had fired a 12 gauge shot-gun in there. In that case, where 120 Vac was applied to carbon-zinc cells, the carbon rods had gone through the side of the plastic calculator case.

    It's clear to me that people can mess up most anything. Albert Einstein is quoted as saying, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.". I'm in agreement.

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  176. Do not f*** with lithium batteries by roadrash608 · · Score: 1

    Lithium polymer batteries are pretty dangerous too: http://www.thunderpower-batteries.com/images/THPSa fetyWarnings.pdf

  177. Removable Battery by virtigex · · Score: 1

    This is the reason why almost all cellphones (and Creative Lab's Zen) have a removable battery. The first thing that you do when something goes wrong is to take the back off and remove the battery. Plus, batteries have a shorter lifespan than the device itself and it cuts down on maintenance if replacing the power source can be serviceed by the end user.

    1. Re:Removable Battery by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Well a customer's life isn't that important to Apple. What's important s that they charge you $99 for a battery replacement.

  178. Oddly enough, I did it too. by Henry+Stern · · Score: 1

    On Sunday, I accidentally washed my MPman MP-F56. I heard a clunking sound coming from my washer/dryer but was preoccupied and didn't do anything about it. When I went to fold my laundry, there was my MPman, minus its battery and battery cover (still can't find it!). I put in a new battery and turned it on... still works!

    The salesman who reluctantly sold it to me really wanted me to buy a HD-based player instead. Who's laughing now, jerk?

  179. Stupidity trumps all by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    And you know what - I don't care that they admitted that. I *expect* the coffee to be boiling hot - hot enough to scald me that is, because I want it hot when I get back to my office. Once it's got to 'hot enough to hurt if drunk' (boiling hot), I don't care how much hotter it gets. I have this foolproof method for drinking it without huting myself - I wait for it to cool down.

    Would the lady in question have boiled a kettle and then poured the scalding-hot water all over her thighs ? No ? Well then she has no case. She clearly knows that coffee (made with water straight from a boiling kettle) will hurt her - the fault was at least as much hers as McD's so she should have got nothing and taken it as a lesson in what not to do in future. If in fact she'd made it public, admitted she'd screwed up, and tried to warn others *without* trying to sue, I'd have a lot more sympathy - but in this case greed won out and she realised (with the state of US courts being as they are) it was a golden opportunity to milk a cash cow...

    There was a woman just recently awarded $45,000 because her cat was killed by a dog. What the hell is going on here ? Dogs kill cats. It's a shame. Get over it.

    I'm sick of this culture of blame and blood-sucking lawyers. She screwed up, and she wants someone to blame. The 'nanny' state/courts are rapidly taking us towards a position where pretty much anyone will be able to sue pretty much anyone else for pretty much anything, and it's got to stop.

    Simon

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    1. Re:Stupidity trumps all by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      What you _want_ isn't what everyone wants. What you want isn't what everyone _expects_.

      'Expects' is the key word here. McDonalds _admitted_ its coffee was 40-50 degrees hotter than is fit for human consumption. It's reasonable to assume that the coffee would be served around the temperature it was meant to be drunk at.

      The coffee was clearly intended for taking away as well. It's reasonable to assume that if it's served in a container that might spill, that spillage would not result in severe burns.

      To anyone thinking of replying "she shouldn't assume..."; don't give me that arrogant geek attitude. Life would be totally unworkable if we couldn't take anything for granted.

      Sure, if the coffee had been normal temperature, she might have got some nasty burns, and would have deserved no sympathy.

      Warning: Contrived and exaggerated example coming up. If you crash your car into a wall at 10MPH and damage it.... well, duh. Too bad, dumbass.

      If you crash your car into a wall at 10MPH and the structure collapses, leading to sharp peices of metal being driven into the passengers, and the engine and fuel tank explodes, burning everyone alive.... I'd guess it was reasonable to be slightly pissed off at the manufacturers.

      The fact that *you* want your coffee that hot is neither here or there; if you ask for and receive it that way, fine. I suspect that McDonalds may have been serving it that hot for this very reason.

      If they'd made this clear, fine. If coffee was regularly served that hot, and people *should* expect that, fine.

      They didn't, and it's not.

      I'm not going to bite on the "nanny" state thing, because my original criticism was that this was a poor example against litigation culture, which *is* a nanny state thing. Or, more accurately, a lawyer-state; but that doesn't sound half as good.

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    2. Re:Stupidity trumps all by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

      If you buy coffee that is hot enough to burn your skin to the point of requiring a skin grafting operation, that's too fucking hot. Regardless of what you want, I like driving with a cup of coffee. When I buy something to eat and it's given to me, I want to be able to eat or drink it then, not be forced to wait an hour for it to no longer be at a dangerous temperature.

    3. Re:Stupidity trumps all by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      There was a woman just recently awarded [yahoo.com] $45,000 because her cat was killed by a dog. What the hell is going on here ? Dogs kill cats. It's a shame. Get over it

      Did you read the article? The dog's owner broke animal control laws by failing to properly contain his pet and it broke through a fence and killed the cat. And the owner is donating the money to animal welfare groups -no greed there.

    4. Re:Stupidity trumps all by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1
      Sorry - we're going to disagree on this one [grin] BTW I recognise that what I want is not what everyone wants - I'm not quite that megalomaniac :-)

      It's reasonable to assume that the coffee would be served around the temperature it was meant to be drunk at.


      Well, not really, at least, not really IMHO. When someone (even a friend) passes me a hot drink they've just made, I'll take a cautious little sip, to see if it's too hot to drink - I don't just assume they've made it at the right temperature. If I take a *small* sip, and it's too hot, the spit in my mouth can amortise the heat easily, and I don't get burnt.

      The point is that I don't even trust my friends to get this right - why would I assume some random company would look after my welfare any more ? Common sense dictates I act with caution first...

      It's reasonable to assume that if it's served in a container that might spill, that spillage would not result in severe burns.


      Again, not really. If I place (and leave) my hand in a boiling kettle, I would expect severe (as in, skin-graft-type) burns. If I transfer that boiling water into a cup and dip (and leave) my index finger in the cup, I would similarly expect sever burns on my finger. I therefore expect that if I spill boiling hot liquid, it will burn me and I treat the cup with a measure of respect.

      I do *not* try to balance the cup of boiling hot water on top of my head, I do *not* attempt to juggle with lots of said cups, and I do *not* place the fragile cup full of boiling hot water between my thighs and start to drive. Any of those things would appear ludicrous to me. Perhaps I'm alone in that.

      Your example *is* exaggerated and contrived, no-one has died from hot coffee yet, AFAIK. I guess the difference between our arguments is where the blame lies - you claim the makers (McD's) ought to have either warned or done differently. I claim the user (said unfortunate woman) didn't show enough common sense to warrant winning a court case.

      I guess what I'm really asking for is for people in general to take ownership of their lives, to face up to the fact that it's not always someone else's fault, and that "who can I sue" ought not be the first question asked.

      I think that not every possible misuse (of anything) ought to be pre-catered for (no pun intended) by the makers. I guess I'm saying that the theshold for suing someone ought to be placed higher than it appears to be currently - and I guess that's where we disagree :-)

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    5. Re:Stupidity trumps all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I roast coffee.

      Coffee is to be brewed at 200-205 F. Boil it (212 F, since everyone on this particular thread seems to need a little guidance) and it is ruined. Brew it at 187, like the shitty Black and Decker on your counter does, and it is ruined.

      Once the coffee is brewed, you want to keep it at or very near that temperature until it is served. That's obviously the temperature that McDonald's keeps it at, as I doubt anyone has ever received a cup that's still at a rolling boil. This is one of very, very few things McDonald's does which is Proper.

      If someone gave me, or frankly just about anyone a cup of coffee that was 150 F, I'd hand it back to them, and tell them to get me some *actual* coffee.

      Maybe you need a lackey to blow on the surface for you.

  180. Fun with Tricorders by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 1

    Anybody who's ever watched Star Trek knows that when you overload the power supply of a tricorder, phaser, or communicator, the thing makes a high pitched whine and then goes boom. This kid obviously doesn't watch enough TV.

  181. Wrong headline by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1


    It's more like "Teenager Dangerous with Screwdriver".

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  182. No but the Prious does have 600-odd volts by wsanders · · Score: 1

    floating around inside it, it would suck to reach in for a victim and get tangled up in the wreckage of the batteries (NiMh, I believe.)

    Handling crashed electric vehicles is not a trivial problem for first responders. Not any more dangerous than 100 liters of gasoline, but different. More info here (first thing that popped up on Google):

    http://www.extrication.com/ERG.htm

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  183. As the Steve Miller Band once said: by afish40 · · Score: 1

    Everything's better when wet.

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  184. Funniest thing I've read all day by Garrick+Hancock · · Score: 1

    He seems like the sort of kid who never grew out of sticking metal objects into electrical outlets. Some people never learn.

  185. He activated the iPod's self destruct mechanism by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    Apple will be touting this as a feature in the next revision of the iPod.

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  186. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide - Rubbish. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    You will not find it in any modern consumer products.

    There are consumer devices with BeO in them - I have seen several amateur radio amplifiers with "Danger Beryllium" stickers on them, particularly those with 8873 tubes. According to this article, "Beryllium is also used in consumer products, such as televisions, calculators, and personal computers, and in the coating on the inside of fluorescent lights." You can get a BeO metallized Peltier cooler here.

    I'm not saying these products are dangerous, just that there are consumer devices with BeO in them today.

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  187. Department of Homeland Security gets to work in a by vensub · · Score: 0

    few hour on ipod multi-purpose innovation. they don't have any other job!

  188. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    I'm really not sure how he did that. I replaced my batter and the only thing I almost accidently did was sever one of the data cables as I accidently was using it for leverage :P But all is well and my ipod has a new battery for 50% the cost and a little education. The kid must have been playing mad scientist doctor with the thing if he used enough force to do such a thing

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  189. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    Apparently people there live for ever.

    Nah, it just seems that way. Kind of like 5 minutes of Carrot-top's stand-up routine.

  190. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > In Soviet Russia, X Ys YOU!
    > In Korea, only old people X!
    > In Kansas, X is illegal!

    On slashdot, there's a meme about X!

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  191. Re:Possibly beryllium oxide - Rubbish. by j14ast · · Score: 0

    Wait, He told you that you got sick from inhailing Toic BeO? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
    Do you think he was tring to tell you sometheing? (if you dont get it, say it out lound)

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  192. "your mom washes your iPod"? by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

    You have to be kidding me. Do your own laundry!

  193. Should've stuck with a 1st Generation model by Simon+Spero · · Score: 1
    I can confirm that the first generation iPods are machine washable cold, tumble dry low


    http://www.ibiblio.org/ses/washandgo.html

  194. NEWS FLASH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    News Flash!

    Jabbing screwdrivers into soaking-wet Lithium-Ion batteries is a bad idea.

    More on this stunning news as it develops.

  195. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little acid to boot and you got fireworks two stories high.

  196. Re:I blame Apple by arose · · Score: 1

    You lick it...

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  197. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

    I for one would spend my free time sitting in the park looking out for gyrating youths

    There's gotta be an inappropriate joke in there somewhere...

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  198. dangerous when wet? ... hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly are we talking about?

  199. Yeah, but . . . by hawk · · Score: 1
    . . . at least he didn't eat it!

    :)

    hawk

  200. but cameras are :) by hawk · · Score: 1

    Being battered around in a washing machine for a half an hour probably isn't something the iPod was designed for.

    My daugher ran my flat little radio shack camera through the wash last summer (in her pants pocket). For some strange reason, it no longer worked.

    After finding that the credit card I bought it with didn't have "stupidity coverage," I took it to radio shack. I told them that we'd had an "unfortunate incident," and they took it back without even asking what the incident was.

    hawk

  201. Don't get the iPod wet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just like it says in the manual.

    Lesson: RTFM.

  202. Screws and Explosions by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Absence of screws implies that self-service will void your warantee, not your fingers.

  203. Which is more likely? by Mingco · · Score: 1

    1) iPod exploding? 2) kid lying to mom in order to not get in trouble for having explosive materials in his bedroom. My vote is #2.

    1. Re:Which is more likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the type of batteries in the ipod do have a nasty history of blowing up and catching on fire in other devices. This is nothing new. The battery probably shorted out thus causing the problem.

  204. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    These batteries must be pretty darn fragile again. You would think with a substance as dangerous as Lithium seems to be that they would make such a battery a little more rugged, perhaps even make them as rugged as a D or AA.

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  205. That was SODIUM, not lithium... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    As the alkali metals go, calcium and lithium are fairly low in reactivity, with sodium, potassium and cesium being increasingly more reactive. In water, calcium might bubble a bit, lithium bubbles and gets really hot, sodium pops and burns, potassium explodes, and cesium would shatter the container!

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  206. Magic Smoke... by UNOmar · · Score: 1

    Apparantly we need to amend the rule to:
    1) Do not let the "Magic Smoke" out of an electronic device.
    2) Do not inhale "Magic Smoke"

  207. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so why not learn something.

    Yeah sure, the same way you learn stuff from unexploded ordinance, just dive right in. Being Geek requires the proper Geek strategy for getting Geek things done. His Geek strategy was less akin to Geekishness and more akin to Rambo.

  208. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I bet it could smack the bejeezus out of my old LC in a horse race.

  209. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by name773 · · Score: 1

    are you saying you posted them?

  210. To paraphrase... by Markintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wireless detonator. More space than nitro. Only Lames.

  211. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by adavidw · · Score: 1

    You would think with a substance as dangerous as Lithium seems to be that they would make such a battery a little more rugged, perhaps even make them as rugged as a D or AA

    It's enclosed by metal on 5 of the 6 sides, and on the 6th, they've put a protective hard drive, screen, and scroll wheel. How much more rugged can it be?

  212. I heard somewhere that pigs fly by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0
    Those things turn into small flamethrowers when nicked with a knife or other pointy object.

    flame throwers? Maybe it's just an exageration, but then an exageration of what? =P

  213. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by loraksus · · Score: 1

    The kid tried to argue with the laws of physics,

    Probably a religious fundie.

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  214. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 1

    Lost? What are you talking about? This guy just hit the lotto in the form of a product liability lawsuit!

  215. Yeah, and I'll bet he eats babies for breakfast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean obviously this man must be evil since he dislikes an Apple product.

    1. Re:Yeah, and I'll bet he eats babies for breakfast by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Never suspect evil when stupidity is much more plausible.

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  216. Too bad... by bursch-X · · Score: 1

    I wish he would have gotten a Darwin Award. We really don't want his genes contaminate the human gene pool.

    I wish him best luck next time.

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  217. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by sjames · · Score: 1

    The only thing they can't protect themselves from is physical abuse on the battery itself.

    Yep! It's just physics and chemistry in action. We don't know how to pack that much energy into a small space and prevent it from sudden release when damaged. It's a hard problem.

    Of course, there are vrisks from that. We have been living with sudden release risks for chemical energy storage for a long time. Hit a propane tank from the grill with a hammer often enough and you'll discover the joys of sudden liberation of stored energy.

    The only thing different is that we never learned to associate that potential with the word battery before, and we're not used to being able to carry that much stored energy in an innocuous looking pocket sized consumer device.

    Perhaps we should start calling LiIon batteries 'gas tanks' so people will more readily comprehend their behaviour when physically assaulted.

    I would love to have a storage cell that could run my house for a year, fit in my pocket, and was physically incapable of releasing it's charge in less than at least half a year's time. I'd also love a billion tax free dollars for nothing but I don't think that will happen this year either.

  218. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Cramer · · Score: 1

    Did you bother listening to your chemistry teacher when he/she did that? If you did, you'd know what's going on. Lithium is a highly reactive metal. When it meets water, it forms lithium hydroxide by ripping water molecules apart. You're left with lithium hydroxide, hydrogen gas, and a whole lot of heat. Add in the oxygen already in the air, and the result is a little explosion that spreads little bits of lithium all over the place.

    Unhealthy all the way around.

  219. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by DrLex · · Score: 1

    That's why the test was always performed inside a special ventilated glass cabin. Or did you think we all just gathered around a bucked of water on the table, and took bets on in whose face the lithium bits would spatter?

  220. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by miyako · · Score: 1

    as opposed to in severe pain from the crap comming from the speakers of their portable music players?

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  221. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by millennial · · Score: 1

    3. Physical.

    OK, Mr. Battery; turn your head and cough.
    *cough* *BOOM*

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  222. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by Hinhule · · Score: 1

    Haha, good one.

  223. Re:The kid pierced the Li Ion battery with a screw by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    IOW, you're a really lame Apple apologist.

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