I noticed the same thing, but upon closer examination, it appears that that estimate includes the cost and time to find the bomb as well as recover it. The report referred to is from 2001, before the old fart with the boat found the bomb.
Q: Robosapien claws at my eyes while I sleep; I have not been able to stop this. Do you have any suggestions for repair?
A: The most common cause of this problem is charging him after midnight. Lower his arms and twist his head all the way to the left, until you hear a "click". We suggest disposing of Robosapien in a fire or garbage disposal after breaking his neck.
A desert of shit and dead grass might help keep the criminals away. I say skip the geese all together and just start going to the bathroom in the yard. For added effect, you could strip naked except for some suspenders and a bowtie while doing so. Scream obscenities and wave a cow head on a stick. I think you could obtain the head by slipping $20 to the right guy at the slaughterhouse. What country are you in? If you have poisonous snakes around, these could be stapled to the cow's ears. That way it would be a weapon as well. No one would come near your house. Trust me.
...and nobody has made the "Can I run Linux on this?" joke? This must be a sign of the apocalypse. That or everyone is still hung over from Labor Day weekend.
What is going on in the UK? I thought they were our allies. I mean, before I saw this article, I was a huge fan of Honeydew and Beaker. But after seeing this picture, it is obvious that Dr. Honeydew is a terrorist, and, furthermore, is violating Beaker's civil rights with the electrical cord from a washing machine. This kind of thing cannot be tolerated. What would Mr. Wizard say? And why is Kermit supporting this? If things keep going this way, I know that it is clear to us all that we will have to liberate the citizens of the United Kingdom from the terrorists and cults that are being imposed on them by their evil dictators.
" 1) Take several catalogues, newspaper adds, etc. You will need about 5 kg, or less if it is packed tightly.
2) Throw ball of adds at "pop-up" add machine. You can say, "Well, it bombarded me with adds first!"
3) Last step left as an exercise to the reader."
Ok, sorry if this is just nitpicking, but some of the article struck me as... well... strange.
"strike a chord with women, gay men and others with little time for dungeons or dragons" (followed shortly by) millions around the world are bristling with excitement at the prospect of... Sims 2"
also, this caught my eye:
"The Sims is a real-time strategy game" and this: he does have a hinterland, devoted to 'reading, skiing, scheming' - that just sounds funny. Well, I know I speak for all of us when I say that my hinterland is scheming and bristling at the prospect of this new RTS.
I don't know about a cabin in the mountains, thats kind of expensive. For ~$7 US you can make a 24 oz Red Bull and Pepto Bismol shake (2 cans of red bull, 1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, vodka to taste)* and sip it all day while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom (free!) and working on your Wi-Fi enabled laptop (sadly, not free).
*this milkshake is not recommended for consumption by children under 10, adults, dogs, cats, gerbils, pre-teens, or teenagers. May cause unspecified cramping, swelling or acute ADHD of the butt. May cause testicular retraction, lactating, and uncontrollable vomiting. Studies on lab rats have shown links to cannabalism, twitching, lesions, goatse, and talking like a pirate. Not for internal use.
A few months ago I was standing in a bar surrounded by at least 200 people talking to a woman I had met...I ran my hand under her jacket along her waist...
I didn't see the direction things would take in a few seconds
Either congratulations on your recent marriage or quit being a assclown and posting evidence for your divorce case on slashdot.
The parent post and this post are probably the best advice I have seen as far as keeping your stuff safe. If you feel you need more security, you could try getting a decent sized safe and locking it to something sturdy with a good bike lock.
Freddy Got Fingered was a classic movie. It is a story about the struggle of a young boy to accomplish his dreams and please his parents while dealing with the hardships of a dysfunctional family environment. The deeply moving social commentary of this film has seldom been surpassed, even by the old classics like Frankenstein and Godzilla. To quote Scorsese, "I feel that Freddy Got Fingered... was a masterpiece of modern film... I was truly disappointed when they refused my request to direct it."
Well, the ones that are there are really something... not really something good, just really something. I have some questions about them, does anyone know:
1)who the balding guy is?
2)what congenital defect that kid with the gun has? should he have a gun?
3)what is up with the guy in the spandex and helmet?
4)if all of these pictures are from the same town with bad water?
I'm proud to say that my language of choice is Java. I agree. During my first two years of school we programmed almost exclusively in Java. We were the first incoming freshmen to take the introductory classes after they made the change from teaching in C++, and I noticed that a lot of the people who spent their time complaining about the use of Java were the same ones that failed the classes and changed from CS or IS majors to IT, Meteorology, or Living in the Basement majors. At the time, I was doing most of my schoolwork on an old eMachine with a Cyrix processor, and, although the POS pretty much screeched to a halt when I launched them, it handled Java apps fairly well once they got up and running. Uh, anyway, Yay Java!
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I noticed the same thing, but upon closer examination, it appears that that estimate includes the cost and time to find the bomb as well as recover it. The report referred to is from 2001, before the old fart with the boat found the bomb.
Q: Robosapien claws at my eyes while I sleep; I have not been able to stop this. Do you have any suggestions for repair?
A: The most common cause of this problem is charging him after midnight. Lower his arms and twist his head all the way to the left, until you hear a "click". We suggest disposing of Robosapien in a fire or garbage disposal after breaking his neck.
Not until geeks become meteorologists. Right now they only recruit dorks...
What does this mean for dweebs like me?
A desert of shit and dead grass might help keep the criminals away. I say skip the geese all together and just start going to the bathroom in the yard. For added effect, you could strip naked except for some suspenders and a bowtie while doing so. Scream obscenities and wave a cow head on a stick. I think you could obtain the head by slipping $20 to the right guy at the slaughterhouse. What country are you in? If you have poisonous snakes around, these could be stapled to the cow's ears. That way it would be a weapon as well. No one would come near your house. Trust me.
*Damn* those farkers! Why don't we have ultra-softcore pr0n on the left side of every page?
...and nobody has made the "Can I run Linux on this?" joke? This must be a sign of the apocalypse. That or everyone is still hung over from Labor Day weekend.
Maybe one of the evil slashdictators did it.
Or perhaps evil dictators with alien helpers.
What is going on in the UK? I thought they were our allies. I mean, before I saw this article, I was a huge fan of Honeydew and Beaker. But after seeing this picture, it is obvious that Dr. Honeydew is a terrorist, and, furthermore, is violating Beaker's civil rights with the electrical cord from a washing machine. This kind of thing cannot be tolerated. What would Mr. Wizard say? And why is Kermit supporting this? If things keep going this way, I know that it is clear to us all that we will have to liberate the citizens of the United Kingdom from the terrorists and cults that are being imposed on them by their evil dictators.
Shh! Don't talk to him, he is part of it. You can tell because his tin foil hat is just spray painted newspaper.
" 1) Take several catalogues, newspaper adds, etc. You will need about 5 kg, or less if it is packed tightly.
2) Throw ball of adds at "pop-up" add machine. You can say, "Well, it bombarded me with adds first!"
3) Last step left as an exercise to the reader."
ooh, I know: Profit!!
Ok, sorry if this is just nitpicking, but some of the article struck me as... well... strange.
"strike a chord with women, gay men and others with little time for dungeons or dragons" (followed shortly by) millions around the world are bristling with excitement at the prospect of... Sims 2"
also, this caught my eye:
"The Sims is a real-time strategy game"
and this:
he does have a hinterland, devoted to 'reading, skiing, scheming' - that just sounds funny.
Well, I know I speak for all of us when I say that my hinterland is scheming and bristling at the prospect of this new RTS.
The nostalgia downloads section has some wallpaper and buddy icons of suprisingly good quality if anyone cares.
I don't know about a cabin in the mountains, thats kind of expensive. For ~$7 US you can make a 24 oz Red Bull and Pepto Bismol shake (2 cans of red bull, 1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, vodka to taste)* and sip it all day while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom (free!) and working on your Wi-Fi enabled laptop (sadly, not free).
*this milkshake is not recommended for consumption by children under 10, adults, dogs, cats, gerbils, pre-teens, or teenagers. May cause unspecified cramping, swelling or acute ADHD of the butt. May cause testicular retraction, lactating, and uncontrollable vomiting. Studies on lab rats have shown links to cannabalism, twitching, lesions, goatse, and talking like a pirate. Not for internal use.
Either congratulations on your recent marriage or quit being a assclown and posting evidence for your divorce case on slashdot.
What... The... Hell..?
I have not seen that before. Is that guy for real? I mean, holy crap, that is just strange.
All your recking ball are belong to us1!
sexing birds.
like this guy.
The parent post and this post are probably the best advice I have seen as far as keeping your stuff safe. If you feel you need more security, you could try getting a decent sized safe and locking it to something sturdy with a good bike lock.
Lotus? Excel? I had to point it out...
he can boot to Windows 98 to play games
Win98? I am calling the DHR.
Well, the ones that are there are really something... not really something good, just really something. I have some questions about them, does anyone know:
1)who the balding guy is?
2)what congenital defect that kid with the gun has? should he have a gun?
3)what is up with the guy in the spandex and helmet?
4)if all of these pictures are from the same town with bad water?
thanks.
I'm proud to say that my language of choice is Java.
I agree. During my first two years of school we programmed almost exclusively in Java. We were the first incoming freshmen to take the introductory classes after they made the change from teaching in C++, and I noticed that a lot of the people who spent their time complaining about the use of Java were the same ones that failed the classes and changed from CS or IS majors to IT, Meteorology, or Living in the Basement majors. At the time, I was doing most of my schoolwork on an old eMachine with a Cyrix processor, and, although the POS pretty much screeched to a halt when I launched them, it handled Java apps fairly well once they got up and running. Uh, anyway, Yay Java!