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New Ad Technology Tracks Consumer Movement

mingrassia writes "Over at CNN: New technology tracks consumer movement, flashes messages and calls out to passersby. Meet the Human Locator. It's a new technology developed by Canadian ad agency Freeset Interactive that purports to detect when humans are near, track their movement, and then broadcast messages directed at them on a nearby screen. Conspiracy theorists can relax, however. The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries."

263 comments

  1. Hey, I saw this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Minority Report. Next thing you know I'll have to change my eyes.

    1. Re:Hey, I saw this by erick99 · · Score: 1
      I remember reading Alvin Toffler's "Future Shock" in college in the 70's and wondering if such things really could happen. Yes, they can.

      Cheers,

      Erick

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    2. Re:Hey, I saw this by boarsai · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm just waiting for the day some bastard goatse's a electronic bill board overlooking a highway... lets hope they're smart enough to keep them "unplugged" from the net. It could happen to your (net) fridge - good way to keep people away from the fridge tho... we shall call it the goatse diet. Keeping fatties thin. U G H .

    3. Re:Hey, I saw this by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "Next thing you know I'll have to change my eyes."

      Can't you just wear sunglasses?

      With UV protection and all, I'm pretty sure they can stop those pesky ads!

  2. or yet... by vistic · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.
    ....or yet identify a slashdot geek and advertise case mods, acne cream, video games, and dating services.
    1. Re:or yet... by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      I require none of those. you clearly fail.

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      Douglas P. Price
    2. Re:or yet... by evslin · · Score: 3, Funny

      ....or yet identify a slashdot geek and advertise case mods, acne cream, video games, and dating services.

      Or how about a new copy of 1984?

      /ducks

    3. Re:or yet... by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase an Australian sketch comedy show.

      Can you imagine if the store keeper turned up the "Directness" setting.

      "Get in here ya fat mole!"

      Shocked at that comment he tries to turn up the "Political" option.

      "Fat moles welcome!"

    4. Re:or yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you read many Slashdot posts? Surely, the most effective advertising would be for crack! ;)

    5. Re:or yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations your 2 for 4. Now guess what two you got right.

    6. Re:or yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you're really not very funny, or witty.

    7. Re:or yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or porn.

      Imagine if every billboard you passed by changes into a "Come to porn.net for hot sexy teens" adsimply because you replied to a slashdot article about Natalie Portman's Hot Grits. Or a "Make your Penis Larger" ad simply because you responded to a slashdot article about spam.

      These predictive billboard (if they're ever created) have the potential to really embarass you, expecially in front of your girlfriend or your parents.

    8. Re:or yet... by antic · · Score: 1


      Or you're out walking your dog or just happen to be carrying a long stick and it advertises miracle eye treatments and Braille Books.

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    9. Re:or yet... by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      Hey! I no longer have acne...

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    10. Re:or yet... by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      Oh, no. I'm not falling for that! Don't you know that '1984' is subtly changed with each printing, so that now the text is radically different? Not to mention that the latest edition has been bugged, so that they can track the people who read it?? (I read about it at Wikipedia, so I know it's true.)

      The best way to make sure you are reading the original is to download the text and check the MD5 checksum. ;)

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  3. real-world popup ads :( by terrymaster69 · · Score: 5, Funny
    So they've finally found a way to bring pop-up ads into the real-world...

    I guess it was only a matter of time. Now I need some kind of pop-up blocker!

    Hmm...maybe a tinfoil hat will work??

    1. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm...maybe a tinfoil hat will work??

      How about a baseball bat?

    2. Re:real-world popup ads :( by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      1) Take several catalogues, newspaper adds, etc. You will need about 5 kg, or less if it is packed tightly.
      2) Throw ball of adds at "pop-up" add machine. You can say, "Well, it bombarded me with adds first!"
      3) Last step left as an exercise to the reader.

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    3. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed out loud.

    4. Re:real-world popup ads :( by HermanAB · · Score: 1
      A tinfoil hat won't help, but a shotgun will do wonders.

      Chances are that something as simple as a baseball bat or a slingshot will do too...

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    5. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Psionicist · · Score: 1

      A popup BLOCKER, are you mad?

      ...

      Ohh, thought it said pinup.

    6. Re:real-world popup ads :( by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Wait, free stuff? Where do I sign up?

    7. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Pantheraleo2k3 · · Score: 1

      Shotgun? A good ol' Louisville Slugger will do just as well, AND be more fun!

    8. Re:real-world popup ads :( by contagious_d · · Score: 1


      " 1) Take several catalogues, newspaper adds, etc. You will need about 5 kg, or less if it is packed tightly.
      2) Throw ball of adds at "pop-up" add machine. You can say, "Well, it bombarded me with adds first!"
      3) Last step left as an exercise to the reader."


      ooh, I know: Profit!!

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      - /home is where the food is.
    9. Re:real-world popup ads :( by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have you never heard of billboards?

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    10. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Volmarias · · Score: 2, Funny

      Billboards are like banner ads. You can look at them. Or not.

      You're thinking of "Gremlin holding wheaties advertisement popping out of your steering column and blocking your vision of the road for the next 3-4 seconds until your car crashes while you try and kill it (except every time you smack it another one pops out!)"

    11. Re:real-world popup ads :( by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Or "barrowing" your wallet...

    12. Re:real-world popup ads :( by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that along with samples of assorted pharmaceuticals you will also get samples of food and beverage - without a wrapper. At least, that's the way it would work if we carried the ol' spyware metaphor along, since the supposed trialware shits all over your registry.

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    13. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they still haven't found a way to put them in our dreams... Yet.

    14. Re:real-world popup ads :( by syousef · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...A popup ad never caused me to crash my car before.

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    15. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse is if real-world SPYWARE comes out.

      I, for one, am looking forward to real-word karma-whores.

    16. Re:real-world popup ads :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, am looking forward to real-word karma-whores.

      What about real world goat.se-trolls, taking off their pants on the street and-- oh dear God, that would be disgusting!

    17. Re:real-world popup ads :( by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was more like "run away so you don't get in trouble"

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  4. Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a wall talking to me would make more likely to avoid a product than interested...

  5. No big deal by MiKM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see why this is revolutionary technology. This could have been done for years, with basic motion-detector technology. I also don't see why this would make ads any more "localized" than any other print billboards. I don't see why people would mind a billboard talking to them either, it's not as if they haven't heard any other recorded voices being played back.

    Anyways, this technology seems redundant and pointless. Researchers should spend their time working on something useful than coming up with a billboard that lights up when you pass.

    1. Re:No big deal by BarfBits · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At first glance at "consumer movement" I thought
      about a revolutionary toilet device that examined
      what consumers were, well, consuming. And then
      an advertisement would flash in front of the captive
      audience. I guess that would be too revolutionary.

    2. Re:No big deal by halowolf · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of when I was at a checkout at christmas time. There was a christmas display with these motion activated toys that would sing christmas carols and other poorly rendered tunes and singing. You know the ones, dancing santas, talking christmas trees, and that god awful singing fish!

      The checkout person was about ready to throttle the next person/child that was about to activate the toys because of the never ending barage of small petty annoyances.

      I can easily see an ad system that talks to consumers when they walk past on the street to become very annoying to consumers. A person may be able to remain calm and cool with being exposed to a few of them, but I have little doubt that advertising industries will try to vie for peoples attention to the point where it will almost become like harrasment to just walk down a street.

      Thankfully, in my country at least, advertising is regulated and I wouldn't imagine such things happening soon. Then again after a few "going postal" incidents talking billboards might just not be in our future :)

    3. Re:No big deal by DoraLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      this technology seems redundant and pointless

      Oh ye of little imagination. Just you wait, till they marry it with face recognition technology. And after that they're gonna be going after your general "look," what you're wearing, where exactly you are when it spots you, how much disposable money you actually have in your accounts at the time, and on and on and on.

      There will be a great outcry over this, and the upshot will be large corporations (Do we even want to bring the government into this scenerio? No, I didn't think so either.) "promising" not to invade anyone's privacy this way. And of course they'd never LIE to us about a thing like that, would they?

      Screw the tinfoil hats, before this shit's over we're gonna need some serious countermeasures. REAL ones.

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    4. Re:No big deal by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I thought about a revolutionary toilet device that examined what consumers were, well, consuming

      Just stick ads for Metamucil or Imodium on the inside of bathroom stall doors. Chances are the toilet device would find out that most are either constipated or have diarrhea anyway.

    5. Re:No big deal by instarx · · Score: 1

      don't see why this is revolutionary technology. This could have been done for years, with basic motion-detector technology. I also don't see why this would make ads any more "localized" than any other print billboards. I don't see why people would mind a billboard talking to them either, it's not as if they haven't heard any other recorded voices being played back.

      Ok, I haven't RTFA but it seemed SUCH a waste of time. Why is this new? Hasn't anyome been to a museum where the automated video starts when you walk up? ...or been in a NYC taxi where a B-list star tells you to buckle-up? ... or walked up to an escalator and had it start automatically? ...or driven down the road and had your speed flashed on a sign? ...or, etc. etc?

      As for recorded voices - the vending machine industry tried talking vending machines a few years ago that would talk as you walked up to them and they were an incredible flop. No one wanted to have a conversation with a Coke machine.

      And has no one experienced the incredibly annoying car alarm that says in an authoritarian voice, "STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR!" when you walk past. Yeah, right, where's my marker pen?

      This "new" technology seems amazingly old hat to me.

    6. Re:No big deal by nizo · · Score: 1
      And after that they're gonna be going after your general "look," what you're wearing, where exactly you are when it spots you, how much disposable money you actually have in your accounts at the time, and on and on and on.

      Thank God, I can finally justify dressing like a homeless person.

    7. Re:No big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worrying thing is the amount that your subconcious soaks stuff up when you're not really listening to it.

      There was a case where Darren Brown was doing fairly innocuous sounding announcements in a shopping mall, and got a good portion of the people to stick their hands up without realising why. You don't *think* you're preferring one brand over another, but these things do affect you. This could get evil quickly.

    8. Re:No big deal by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      And has no one experienced the incredibly annoying car alarm that says in an authoritarian voice, "STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR!" when you walk past. Yeah, right, where's my marker pen?

      And here I thought I was the only one who had an over-riding urge to key the heck out of one of these cars.

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      Laziness is the father.
  6. GRETINGS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    YOU DO NOT KNOW BE MUT PLEASE TO INTRODUCE myself. i mean know harm to , and god willing, only good shall come from this video screen. i am alandra seko seso, of the african republic of....

    1. Re:GRETINGS!!!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Those scammers are branching out. There was one disguised as a Nigeria job offer on monster.ca a few days ago. I'm sure they'll keep working on new ways to reach us with the same old scam. (Fortune cookie spam?)

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    2. Re:GRETINGS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about the scammers. Commence rolling on the floor.

  7. How long before they do identify you? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd imagine they'd start with `identification' of the sort of "average color on the moving blob/person", then (in a few years) move to female/male recognition (to better target ads), then to possibly scanning various chips embeded in your teeth for a positive match of who you are, and how often you pass by that ad.

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    1. Re:How long before they do identify you? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I think age would come before sex.

    2. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Snad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think age would come before sex

      Surely dinner and a movie comes before sex?

    3. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Male / Female orientation is a real no no. It's extremely hard to do and let's say you're even 90% accurate. 10% of the population with absolutely loath you.

    4. Re:How long before they do identify you? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1

      That would never work at Wal-Mart. Both the male and female shoppers there would match the description of "moving blob/person".

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    5. Re:How long before they do identify you? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ...and before you know it you could imagine that you saw the movie 'minority report'!

      well.. i guess some people took up from what the futurelogists guessed up for that.

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    6. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does that mean goths will get a bunch of ads for hip hop records?

      ow, sorry

    7. Re:How long before they do identify you? by BillX · · Score: 1

      In that case, it would be beneficial if it also keeps track of how often I punch in the screen...

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    8. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "move to female/male recognition (to better target ads)"

      What about girls with small boobs and fat guys with male boobs?

      *ducks*

    9. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      then to possibly scanning various chips embeded in your teeth for a positive match of who you are
      Which would require a chip embedded in your teeth - hardly going to be universal.

      And besides, will this spur on new "anti-storecard" activity, with friends swapping crowns and fillings before they go shopping?
    10. Re:How long before they do identify you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine they'd start with `identification' of the sort of "average color on the moving blob/person", then (in a few years) move to female/male recognition (to better target ads), then to possibly scanning various chips embeded in your teeth for a positive match of who you are, and how often you pass by that ad.

      Just imagine...

      Billboard: "Oh, Mr. AC! How are you! Would you like to buy another blow-up goat doll for your collection?"
      Me: "Shut the hel up! Can't you see I'm with my new girlfriend---"
      Billboard: "Oh, Mr. Taco! How are you! Would you like to buy another dress for your drag---"
      ME: "WTF? OMG!"

    11. Re:How long before they do identify you? by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work for the British or Rednecks... what, with their lack of teeth and all.

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  8. Shouldn't be hard to detect size by jmcharry · · Score: 1

    Since larger people have more surface area at about the same temperature as others, just use infrared to detect the fatties. Of course, you will likely miss short fat ones, and pick out some small skinny ones, but it should be good enough. (Might be used to catch smokers as well.)

  9. Hmmm by value_added · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It's a new technology ... that purports to detect when humans are near, track their movement, and then broadcast messages directed at them ..."

    Seems to me I already get that at freeway off-ramps.

    1. Re:Hmmm by BillX · · Score: 1

      Yes, but these aren't communicating to you digitally.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Tingler · · Score: 1

      Yes, but these aren't communicating to you digitally.

      One of them gave me the finger the other day. I would call that a digit. :)

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. GPS Stalker by Poeir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Uh, wasn't it just three articles ago we were talking about a GPS stalker, and it was a bad thing that one person was tracking one other person? Does many to many, instead of one to one, make it okay?

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    1. Re:GPS Stalker by simoncion · · Score: 1

      The death of one: A tragedy. The death of millions: A statistic.

    2. Re:GPS Stalker by ajna · · Score: 1

      In fact it does. In health care circles there is much hoopla over privacy, especially with Hipaa regulations and the like. For this kind of data, at least, the metric is that it's permissible to release such data (for research studies, perhaps) without authorization if the personally identifiable information has been removed. Since the technology mentioned in the CNN article does not track individuals -- indeed it doesn't seem to be much more than a motion sensor and voice prompts that respond to movement -- it thus falls in a completely different category from one that does, a la "Minority Report."

    3. Re:GPS Stalker by Spoticus · · Score: 1, Redundant

      yeah, but since when to corporations have to contend with the same laws that citizens do?

      where there's a dollar to be made, there's a senator that can be bought...

    4. Re:GPS Stalker by Poeir · · Score: 1

      See, this is what I get for not RTFAing. I interpreted the calling out to people as recognizing them.

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    5. Re:GPS Stalker by black+mariah · · Score: 0

      This is pure fucking bullshit slashdot "OMG@!!!!@1 1984!" article title trolling. Not a fucking thing is being tracked. The system simply recognizes when someone approaches. Would something SOUND activated also be 'tracking' someone?

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    6. Re:GPS Stalker by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Uh, wasn't it just three articles ago we were talking about a GPS stalker, and it was a bad thing that one person was tracking one other person? Does many to many, instead of one to one, make it okay?

      Leaving aside the fact that this technology is no better than a motion detector--it doesn't identify specific individuals--yes, this is still more okay than the GPS stalker.

      For one thing, these billboards don't follow you to home, work, and social occasions; nor do they threaten to kill you.

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  12. RFID by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    identifying you and your eating habits is what the RFID tags are for

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    1. Re:RFID by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Bring on the edible RFID tags which lodge in the eaters gut!

      By the time you have waddled up to the counter, your favorite happy fun meal will be ready for you!

      Ths convenience!

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  13. Fine by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You know, I read this, and immediately got pissed off. Then I realized something. If a company wants to make that special effort, wants to go that extra mile, just to PISS ME OFF, thats fine. Let them waste their money. When a company pisses me off, I remember that company, and not in a good way. Yeah, they got brand recognition all right, just not the kind they wanted.

    I will just make sure I go that extra mile to avoid buying their products, and make sure I inform people of why.

    So to all /.ers who will get up in arms over this...don't. It is inevitable that this technology will be developed. They will use it to intrude on our lives. But remember, ultimately you have a choice (until the law states otherwise) about whether or not they get your dollars. And if they don't, they just wasted all that cash on something that will just lose them customers.

    If you really want to do something about it, write to the company (and the ad agency they use) and let them know that you will be buying the product of a competitor who uses less intrusive, annoying advertising. Its as simple as that, and you don't have to stress about anything.

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    1. Re:Fine by TCM · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They will use it to intrude on our lives. But remember, ultimately you have a choice (until the law states otherwise) about whether or not they get your dollars.

      "What? You say our ads are not leading to increased sales? We need even more and better directed ads!"

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    2. Re:Fine by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

      If everyone knows of them, haven't they already won? "Hey, Sponsors, come look at us! We're a household name!"

      Like it or not, a lot of these kinds of companies just work that way. Doubleclick, anyone?

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    3. Re:Fine by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      Are you nuts? You and I can avoid the company in question due to shameless pandering but how many idiots are just going to think "O wow, that ad knew I came near and spake unto me! Cool!" without thinking beyond that? That's right - the same who click on all those popups, reply to spam, obediently watch commercials, etc, etc. Unless you plan to sit by these ads with a bat to club those enchanted by it I don't see why I shouldn't stress about it.

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    4. Re:Fine by MedHead · · Score: 1

      Why would a talking ad that turns on when you walk by make you mad...? Just ignore it. It doesn't know who you are, it just knows you're there. I don't see why this is a big deal - there have been motion-detected ads placed in malls in the past. It's just another form of advertisement for us all to ignore.

    5. Re:Fine by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      And you know what REALLY pisses me off? When the computer magazines I read come with computer ads. And when I read Slashdot, I get geek ads. How dare they presume to know what I like and target ads at me?

      [end sarcasm]

      If I'm going to read ads anyway, I'd personally rather have them actually be interesting rather than be about, say, feminine hygiene products.

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    6. Re:Fine by JanneM · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Unfortunately, it doesn't really work that way. Negative or not, they did get brand recognition. You may think that company X are rear orifices for advertising laundry detergent Y in this way, but at least you remember detergent Y.

      Three weeks later, as you are standing in the aisle, choosing a detergent from the fivehundredmillion varieties dumped upon us, you will react emotionally to the sight of detergent Y. You do not have an emotional reaction (positive or negative) to the others. Of course, it been three weeks, so you don't actually remember why you have a reaction. The negativity was most likely attached to the company, not the brand, and since you don't really recall the connection to the company, the negative attributions are mostly gone. All you remember is that you have emotions for detergent Y and not for the others.

      Guess what? You are more likely to buy it.

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    7. Re:Fine by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I agree that's what should be done, and like to think I would do exactly as you suggest. I have a feeling there won't be enough people doing so to make a difference though. The reason for my pessamisim is movies. Everyone I know gets annoyed by the commercials at the beggining of them, but 99.9% also just passively sit through them instead of arriving fifteen minutes late or just leaving for a while when the theater darkens.

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    8. Re:Fine by janbjurstrom · · Score: 1

      Sure, but rather quickly such a household name (either by using $AD_SYNDICATE, or by committing their own irritating ad-deeds) becomes a standard "*$CATDEVNULLED*" filter in the nice extension of your favorite browser.

      And in the meantime, while filters are updated for the real world, we make do with the baseball bats, as has been suggested.

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    9. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Guess what? You are more likely to buy it.

      I have not bought any Belkin products since they pulled this little number.

      Don't think all consumers have the memory of a fruit fly. Or, for that matter, that an emotional reaction will necessarily incline one to buy a given product.

    10. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I read your post and immediately got pissed off. How can someone get so angry about a video billboard that turns off or changes its message based on how many people are in the surrounding area?

      Then I realized something. If you want to make a special effort, want to go that extra mile, just to rant about twisted delusions on slashdot, people in the real world, or other online forums, won't have to interact with you.

      I will just make sure I go that extra mile to avoid reading slashdot when I'm interested in intelligent discussion, and I'm now informing you why.

    11. Re:Fine by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I'm almost entirly in agreement with you. Everything I've seen seems to indicate that no one is immune to the kind of advertising popular today, no matter how much we want to believe that we're the exception to the rule. I'm willing to think there's a chance the parent might be though, just because he seems determined enough that he might in fact conciouslly recall the name of every advertiser, company, and product he's seen. If one were able to remember every single one of those, and keep a mental list which would be gone through every time he goes to the store, I think it might work. If this ever did take effect I'd at least try to do just that. On the other hand I live in a hick town which couldn't afford this kind of technology for at least thirty years after it's initial release. So untill then I'm pretty safe.

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    12. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think all consumers have the memory of a fruit fly.

      All consumers do have the memory and purchasing judgement of a fruit fly. Instead, it's the rarest of beasts, the forgotten classification of 'customer' that you belong to.

    13. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. You're a corporate tool..
      http://slashdot.org/~MedHead
      You've argued in favor of walmart, and now of being hit with ads every where we go. I hope your town gets infected with this form of advertisement first.

    14. Re:Fine by JanneM · · Score: 1

      I have not bought any Belkin products since they pulled this little number.

      And good for you. During the past couple of years, you have been exposed to scores of advertising or info on companies that pissed you off at the time; you do not recall most of them conciously today. For every Belkin (the incident in itself being rather more extreme than annoying advertising), there are probably dozens of companies and products that you did not like, but which you today would be more likely to purchase.

      I did say "more likely to", not "in every single case".

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    15. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, got your copy of SCO Linux yet?

    16. Re:Fine by kfg · · Score: 1

      If a company wants to make that special effort, wants to go that extra mile, just to PISS ME OFF, thats fine. Let them waste their money.

      To this day I will not buy Wisk.

      If you really want to do something about it, write to the company (and the ad agency they use) and let them know that you will be buying the product of a competitor who uses less intrusive, annoying advertising.

      Wisk "ring around the collar" ads garnered more negative mail than probably any other advertising camapaign in history.

      This pained the makers who were actually distressed at pissing off so many potential customers, but. . . the campaign was also the most successful at driving sales of Wisk that they had ever run.

      If you have a 10% market share and an ad pisses of half the population so badly that they'll never buy your product, ever, but you jump to a 50% market share, well, I'm afraid the bean counters count that as a win.

      KFG

    17. Re:Fine by AoT · · Score: 1

      You're so right with that. That's why I try to make a point of not buying anything I can remember seeing an ad for. That pretty much leaves me with Pabst Blue Ribbon and food from the local farmers market. Not that bad all in all.

    18. Re:Fine by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      well that principle doesn't work on me, I see all the disgusting ads for Gap, Old Navy etc. and walk right past them all at the mall and straight into Bannana Republic.

      Oh they're the same company....crap....

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    19. Re:Fine by johnnliu · · Score: 1

      I did not RTFA.

      But if a ad would detect a human before turning on the video ad, that would save them money from running the TV all the time when there are no one nearby to notice it.

    20. Re:Fine by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I'm immune. In fact, I have a nice little list of rules for purchasing anything:

      If you advertise via radio and I hear it, I won't buy your product for 3 weeks. This is the lowest band, as radio is free

      If you advertise via TV and/or magazines, its 2 months. This is higher, because I pay for cable and magazines

      If you send me junk mail, 6 months. Why? For being fucking annoying

      Spam me? Its a lifetime ban.

      A ffew simple rules, but if everyone followed them or something similar, the world would be a better place.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    21. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So shouldn't all companies be exploiting 9/11 footage in their commercials?

    22. Re:Fine by MedHead · · Score: 1

      Who are you? You're following me around now? As an Anonymous Coward? Get a life, man.

    23. Re:Fine by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      I just loved an insurance company in Berkeley that thought a good way to market its product, was to leave a flyer that looked like the local parking tickets on my car window.

      Sure got my attention, and I'll remember them forever -- its been over five years, and I'm sure I'll never buy from them.

    24. Re:Fine by syberanarchy · · Score: 1

      Unless, you know, the company is a public corporation. The stock price of such a company is based upon the future potential for growth, so if a large percentage of the population becomes so pissed that they'll never buy your product (see: RIAA member companies), then you'll find yourself in a bit of long term trouble.

    25. Re:Fine by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Because you are not them. You need only worry about yourself in the end. If they make the decision to spend their money on that stuff, well....a fool and their money are soon parted.

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    26. Re:Fine by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm doing this course for 'consumer's behaviour' this semester, and it seems like they believe that somewhere in the consumer's mind, there is a set of brands that they know about.. the awareness set.

      Needless to say, before a customer can even consider their brand, they must get themselves into the awareness set of their target consumer's mind first. Usually through flashy advertisements and stuff, hopefully to get a place in the evoked set when the buying decision comes.. and bingo! Profit!

      Of course, it may also backfire and land the product in the inept set as well, like the parent was saying.

      Anyway, the more I learn... the more freaked out I am!

    27. Re:Fine by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "(see: RIAA member companies), then you'll find yourself in a bit of long term trouble."

      You are being too idealistic. I don't see RIAA member corporations getting into trouble anytime in the forseeable future.

      By the time they probably all "die" off, America would have been renamed "Oceania" for all I know.

    28. Re:Fine by kfg · · Score: 1

      No. The stock price of a company is based on what people are willing to pay for it.

      KFG

    29. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To quote Bugs Bunney: "He doesn't know me very well, does he?". I hate to break it to you, but some of us have memories longer than the [aparent] 5 minute average. When something, like an invasion of my personal space, annoys me I REMEMBER the incident and THE CAUSE.

    30. Re:Fine by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      A ffew simple rules, but if everyone followed them or something similar, the world would be a better place.

      Amen brother, with no more advertising to pay for newspapers, tv and everything life would be so much simpler indeed. All this annoying information we have to deal with on a daily basis, just awful...

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    31. Re:Fine by cgenman · · Score: 1

      This reminds me a lot of a tactic to get ahead in the military: get cited for minor infractions. Weeks later when deciding who should have what important duties, your superiors will remember your name from somewhere, but they won't remember where, and that name recognition is worth a lot more than a few fines and a few nights of pushups.
      And even if they do remember you had a few minor infractions, a known slightly negative variable is a lot safer than an unknown, potentially severely negative variable.

    32. Re:Fine by danila · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. The problem is other people don't mind being fucking in the ass by marketdroids. So even though you are not interested in that kind of message and that company, you still suffer.

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    33. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it been three weeks, so you don't actually remember why you have a reaction

      This is the biggest crock of shit I ever heard. What kind of inbred moronic person has a 3 week memory?? Oh wait, maybe your right, from the look of your president it's obvious the average american barely has a 3 second memory, let alone 3 weeks.

    34. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have an emotional reaction (positive or negative) to the others. Of course, it been three weeks, so you don't actually remember why you have a reaction.

      Actually, I'm not a goldfish. I can bear a grudge against stupid advertisements for ages. I'll avoid Ikea to the best of my ability until the day I day because of their stupid fucking anoying fucking "SCHLOMPING"" ads here in the UK the fucking fucks GAH!..for instance. My wife had to physically drag me into a GAP at one point because I couldn't stand their stupid "Hey, we're so fucking cool and multi-ethnic..wow!" adverts.

    35. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no more advertising to pay for newspapers, tv and everything

      Or you could just pay a little more for your newspaper and cable TV.

      All this annoying information we have to deal with on a daily basis

      All this useless information that it. The amount of useless information being bomabarded at you on a daily basis means your brain is absorbing much less useful information. You are being made stupid by advertising.

    36. Re:Fine by syberanarchy · · Score: 1

      But people don't pay for stock that doesn't have much growth potential. People do not buy stock to keep their assets stable, they buy only for the promise of ever increasing growth. If the stock runs out of gas, stockholders start selling. Everyone sells at once, and the stock tanks.

      As to the reply about being too idealistic, I'd say that's a bit of a stretch - the RIAA member companies have been seeing diminishing returns ever since they started their holy crusade against p2p networks. Going platinum just isn't what it used to be.

    37. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddhists can block out all emotion, due to the way they lead their lives (mostly in Alpha state - meditation), it's something like more than xx minutes of meditation a day leads you to be in a constant state of mind.. so it's probably less likely to effect Buddhas.
      Highly useless information, but there you have it anyway.

      Of course, this is all going from memory, and doesn't really apply to advertising, but due to the way advertisers use subliminal messages (either purposely or accidentally), I think it does apply.

    38. Re:Fine by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but it does affect me in the end because the morons will ensure these ads stick around. Just like spam.

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    39. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck can he react emotionally when he won't actually remember why he has a reaction and that it is a fucking negative reaction? What exactly reaction would it be, smartass? MODERATORS: MOD THIS OBVIOUS TROLL DOWN!

  14. Say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hello, Sir. You look like a man who nees a larger penis!"

    1. Re:Say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that before or after the robotic arm grabs your crotch?

    2. Re:Say... by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1

      Sir, I've got the perfect Mercedes for you!

  15. Fried detetor by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's probably illegal, but does anyone know a way to (permanantly) disable a digital camera? Would a laser pointer do it? Not that I would do anything of the sort, of course.

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    1. Re:Fried detetor by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

      Hammer. ;-)

      --
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    2. Re:Fried detetor by JakeThompson1 · · Score: 1

      One of these would probably do.

    3. Re:Fried detetor by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like the other poster said, a hammer would work, but you'd probably end up with a court appearance.

      An easy non-destructive disabler would be good old fashioned duct tape.

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    4. Re:Fried detetor by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Sorry officer, but I was trying out this new super bubble-gum and I was standing a bit too close..."

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    5. Re:Fried detetor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Fried detetor by James+Turpin · · Score: 1
      It all depends on how much money you are willing to spend and the particular situation.

      In principle you may be able to crack the screen with a blow-gun (or other quiet projectile weapon) from far-enough away that the camera can't see you.

      Thereare probably many ways to jam the camera with radiation. Micro-wave radiation can permanently damage some electronics, but its tricky to avaoid frying people (including yourself), animals, or non-targetted property. I believe http://www.plans-kits.com/ has information on how to build some micro-wave devices, but they do tend to be quite bulky.

      All of this is probably quite illegal in most circumstances though, so I would advise against it. As mentioned by others, there are more effective ways than vandalism to discourage corporate irresponsibility. Corporations operate by maximizing expected profits, and your unexpected erratic vandalism has much less effect on future expectations than a boycott.

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    7. Re:Fried detetor by HermanAB · · Score: 1
      Spray paint, Spray oil, Slingshot, Baseball bat (or a Cricket bat for the English), Shotgun, Flame thrower, Huuuuge Friggen Laser... MUUUHAHAHAHA!!!

      Pardon, couldn't resist it.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    8. Re:Fried detetor by G-funk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Selleys All-Clear should do it nicely, and be hard to notice on the lense with a casual glance.

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    9. Re:Fried detetor by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "It's probably illegal"

      I don't see why it is illegal :)

      Unless before entering the mall they made you sign a contract whereby you have to acknowledge to a list of prohibited items (including a laser pointer)...

    10. Re:Fried detetor by mikechant · · Score: 1

      (or a Cricket bat for the English),

      Or a Vampire bat for English goths...

    11. Re:Fried detetor by neural69 · · Score: 1

      No a laser pointer won't permanently disable a camera, but it will overload the CCD as long as the laser shines into the lens. Try it out with a webcam :)

    12. Re:Fried detetor by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's probably illegal, but does anyone know a way to (permanantly) disable a digital camera? Would a laser pointer do it? Not that I would do anything of the sort, of course.

      When you go to the mall, do you also throw black paint all over any signs that advertise a sale? Were there any other acts of vandalism that you'd like advice on?

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    13. Re:Fried detetor by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      It's sad that it would fall under vandalism. It might also fall under "doing a great sevice to society" depending on how you think of it.

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  16. Yuuummm.... by CyberBill · · Score: 0

    Anyone else read that and get a sudden urge to eat a cheeseburger and fries?

    -Bill

    Get a free iPod!

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    -Bill
    1. Re:Yuuummm.... by dr_labrat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Or get the urge to

      Get a free Fucking Ipod

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    2. Re:Yuuummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could not get a free ball sucking donkey from your link. Please update your post.

    3. Re:Yuuummm.... by LGagnon · · Score: 1

      I read your blatant attempt to advertise the free iPod pyramid sceme on /. and get a sudden urge to mod you down (you're lucky I don't have mod points right now).

    4. Re:Yuuummm.... by RsG · · Score: 1

      DO NOT TAUNT Happy Donkey Ball Sucker!

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    5. Re:Yuuummm.... by edalytical · · Score: 1
      I have mod points, but I make a point not to mod people down, no matter what the circumstance. It's much too easy to find stuff to mod down than it is to find gems to mod up; After all that is what the mod system is for, finding the gems.

      Now the slightly on topic part. You have to admit it's kind of funny that some guy is advertising in a post attached to a article about advertising.

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    6. Re:Yuuummm.... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Aaaaw, nuts!.... I wasnt trying to get a free iPod (I'll keep the paid-for spam free ipod I've got, thank you), but suckymydonkeyballs.com is just too good a domain name not to click on... But alas! 'Tis empty.

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    7. Re:Yuuummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are you a complete tool, you also insist on posting complete crap in order to hawk your fucking stupid iPod scam and you fucking double-sigged your post. I hope your account and IP get banned and your computer explodes.

  17. OK.. by dr_labrat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Conspiracy theorists can relax, however. The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.


    Sooo. What fucking good is it, then???

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  18. This sounds like.... by boschmorden · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...the advertising in Minority Report. When people would pass by, there were holographic images directed at them for various products.

  19. great by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If companies (walmart for example) are willing to sell data such as who bought which product containing rfid tag x then the advertisers just need to scan for certain rfid ids and figure out what to try and sell the person. Just remember its your duty to make sure these sorts of databases are filled with the most useless crap you can think of!

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    1. Re:great by Grail · · Score: 1

      A distributed denial of service attack against consumer profiling:

      1. Buy huge basket of goods you don't really want
      2. Wait an hour
      3. Take them all back for refund
      4. Wait for advertising material trying to sell you better versions (newer and more improved) of the stuff you bought in (1)
      5. Pulp the paper and make paper bricks for the fireplace

      Yes, advertising pays my heating costs.

    2. Re:great by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      What happens to the guy walking back to his car from the Adult Section of the video store...?

      Ad: You could use some KY Jelly to go with that video.

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  20. From the Privacy is a thing of the Past Dept. by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 0

    Linked together with a RFID scanner of the tags that Walmart...uh..."forgot"...to deactivate/remove from your clothes.

    Which is automatically linked to the debit/credit card used to make the purchases so that a carefully targetted ad can be broadcast to you...

    Linked together with the RFID scanner of the money in your wallet...

    Linked together with the ESN number broadcasting from your GPS enabled Cell phone...

    Finally, linked together with your social security number surgically implanted at birth that was Governmentally mandated in 2035 to combat "terrorists"...

    I'm not a Luddite, but they don't need your retinal scan just yet.

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    "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
    1. Re:From the Privacy is a thing of the Past Dept. by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      perhaps 2035 is a bit optimistic. I'm thinking 2015 at the rate we're going.

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  21. -1, Flamebait, but... by penguinoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Capitalist America, adds watch YOU!

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    1. Re:-1, Flamebait, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You DON'T fail it!!!!

      You get a "D".

      But only one, like in ads.

  22. What Happend when RFiD Meets Locator? by CygnusXII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is going to happen when the DBases from the Frequent User Programs, RFiD's and Locator Combine?
    It's just a matter of time. All that Data available, and when someone figures out it is Sellable, crosslinkable and updatable (via RFiD detection.) You think they are going to Turn those little suckers off after purchase? You think they will not develop its' range ability and storage capacity to it maximum abilites. It will become the greatest marketing and tracking, and profiling tool since targeted marketing was developed. Then to top it all off the data that the GOV. has and swore would never be used inappropriately, why that's just sitting there to be tapped. If they cannot keep track of simple floppies, and Top Secret Data what makes you think they are going to be able to maintain Non Secret Databases.

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    1. Re:What Happend when RFiD Meets Locator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is going to happen when the DBases from the Frequent User Programs, RFiD's and Locator Combine? It's just a matter of time. All that Data available, and when someone figures out it is Sellable, crosslinkable and updatable (via RFiD detection.) You think they are going to Turn those little suckers off after purchase?[...]

      Your shift key sure has a mind of its own.

    2. Re:What Happend when RFiD Meets Locator? by tezza · · Score: 1
      They don't need RFid, they've got trilocation of your mobile phone.

      Then all they have to do is hook up with the handset/telcos and you'll be getting subsidised mobile phones if you agree to the company knowing your location. I can see the Terms and Conditions now....

      1. Vodafone and Specially Selected affliliates promise never to share your locational data with any other companies
      5472(a)(iii). Terms and Conditions subject to ammendment at the Companies complete discression at any time without notice.

      Putting on the 'future goggles' I would think that the Government in Europe, where privacy and data protection are 'enshrined' [their words not mine] a lot more would be different. if companies were to do this I think the government would require a guarantee from the companies that they not disclose to anyone as to when the participant is 'at home' [where home could be a finite number of frequent locations such as Your's/Mother's/Mistresses' House]. Or they could flip it around and have the telcos verifiably throw away the data until your phone comes within range of Bluewater.

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  23. Interesting thought by toetagger1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So when I walk out of Victoria Secret, will I see some advertisement with pritty woment withouth much clothign?

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  24. Sound is another crowd control device by whovian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's called directed sound. There was also a big deal made about it for the Republican convention (e.g., here and here). as a crowd control measure.

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  25. Umm... by Xshare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So it's basically just a motion detector with some fancy bells and whistles (ie, can tell if you're walking away)? What's the big deal? It's not like it's gonna give try and market special ads to individual people, or that when you leave the vicinity of the ad fixture it even remembers you.

    1. Re: Umm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > So it's basically just a motion detector with some fancy bells and whistles (ie, can tell if you're walking away)?

      Yeah, it's about as scary as an automatic door opener.

      (If this kind of thing gets too prevalent and obnoxious, you can always sell your soul like Bart did.)

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Umm... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      In Canada someone's income and spending is a closely guarded secret.

      But you can give your credit card and debit records for the last 20 years to each girlfriend, potential employer, and investor if you want.

    3. Re:Umm... by Xshare · · Score: 1

      But that's not what this is. It doesn't monitor what you buy, it doesnt monitor who you are, NOTHING. All it does, is can tell if someones near. Like the other poster said, it's just like an automatic door. Oh no.

    4. Re: Umm... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      at work there was a butter tub display that activated it's speaker when someone walked by, i wanted to smash the damned thing every day, i don't remember what happened to it, though i assume it wasn't an accident.

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  26. Here comes.. by artlu · · Score: 0

    Minority Report step 1.
    "How would you like a nice Guiness!"

    gShares.net

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  27. fat family by eliphas_levy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.

    They already do that, it's called TV ads. Maybe it can go a way ahead targeting the dud that got outside to buy more cheeseburger and fries.

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  28. nice, but... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    can it pick up chicks?

    Wasn't this technology developed by construction workers quite some time ago?

    It's sad when a human being's job is replaced by a machine. Of course, it it can't recognize fat people, then I suppose the technology still has a ways to go in this regards.

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  29. Obese people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.

    So, basically all Americans will get the same hamburger ad? ;)

    /me ducks

    1. Re:Obese people? by scottking · · Score: 1

      yeah, the real breakthrough would be indentifying people who are not obese.

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  30. Hey there fatty by astrotek · · Score: 1

    Yet in america the response of "hey there fatty" and then ads for weight loss would be correct 65% of the time. America is fat. Go overseas and see how everyone is 150 lbs.

    1. Re:Hey there fatty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, faghat, "overseas" everyone is around 70 kg.

    2. Re:Hey there fatty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make that 120lb...

    3. Re:Hey there fatty by astrotek · · Score: 1

      120lbs is only in asia/africa.

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  32. Big Brother says: Buy this! I don't think so by Louis+Savain · · Score: 0

    I don't see what this has to do with Big Brother. What about robots of the future? They will have eyes to see, won't they? Are we going to need to add a special law for robots: A robot must not look at a human being? That's ridiculous. It is a Big Brother problem only if it is used by the government or some other organization for spying purposes. Casual observation by a machine as you move around a store is no more spying than being observed by a salesperson or spotted by a security guard.

  33. Big fricken deal by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm seeing either funny posts or angry posts about this. So to those who are angry, who gives a shit?

    Does this technology identify who I am yet? No. Does it identify where I go yet? No. Does it identify what I have brought yet? No. Then what's the big deal? These advertisements don't intrude upon you anymore then current adverts do. They just pop up when they see a person as opposed to always being shown.

    Most likely people feel it WILL do a lot of the things I just said. But I have to ask, are they such a bad thing? The biggest problem is most likely won't get to decide if the ad does a lot of the stuff I just said, but what if you could opt-in. Would you care then? They aren't going to show more ads JUST because of this technology, so why not opt-in to have them target the ads to you? I know I wouldn't mind on one proviso, I could fill out a form saying "I don't wish it to take into consideration anything involving sex that I buy" (condoms, porno, etc). If the advertising companies allowed for that sort of control on our part, I think many people would use it.

    Imagine instead of having to watch yet another viagra advertisement or another herpes ad or another car ad, you got to see ads about the latest video game, some special on ram. Now wouldn't you much prefer that to a toyota ad. And if you don't, don't opt-in. But people are forgetting advertisements aren't a bad thing, it's just a lot of the time they're not interesting to us and therefore a waste of time. If they could stop being useless, they'd be useful.

    1. Re:Big fricken deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I want to buy something I go on the net and research it. When I request information, it's useful, when I don't (i.e. an advert), it's useless.

      I _am_ interested in the price of RAM. I surf by my favourite online stores and price it every month or so. Any more information than that is unecessary, and I personally find it annoying.

      Of course some wonderful new product might arise which I wouldn't be checking for because I don't know it exists. I'm unlikely to miss out for long, if it's all that good word of mouth will be enough...

    2. Re:Big fricken deal by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 1

      The problem comes when they CAN identify who you are, when it CAN track where you go and where you have been. Remember the whole "Baby Steps" thing, small things lead to big things. All big things start small. Look at microsoft, it wasn't a sudden, *Poof* We are Microsoft! The richest! They started small, as did Windows.

    3. Re:Big fricken deal by danila · · Score: 1

      I may be paranoid, but I don't want adverts influencing my decisions, and it's easier to ignore them when they promote something I am not interested in. When they tell me about cheap RAM, the information records and will influence me when I am buying it. That's why I am personally opposed to such ads.

      Another reason is that (as you mentioned) this is a stepping stone for more intrusive advertisements, which gives us another reason to loathe it.

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  34. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  35. Hey advertiser! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Track this consumer's movement! (Especially after 2-for-1 day at Taco Bell.)

  36. Probably uses "blob tracking" algorithms on video by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Blob tracking software applied to a video input. I considered a program to trace a series of paths taken by walkers in a store.

    Here is a link:

    http://vismod.media.mit.edu/tech-reports/TR-372/ no de4.html

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  37. Obligatory by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    Your new around here aren't you

  38. Contradiction in terms? by menscher · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians...

    Have you ever seen an obese pedestrian? No? Didn't think so. Obese people don't walk. That's why they're obese.

    Humbly submitted to the mods, who can fight over whether this is insightful, funny, troll, or flamebait.

  39. Advertising directed only to humans by bayerwerke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine how much advertising is wasted on animals, objects, the sky, moon, ect.. Now the technology is here to target only people. What a breakthrough !

  40. As for me, the average male... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any technology that will prevent me from ever having to see or hear a tampon or yeast infection commercial ever again is fine by my book.

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    1. Re:As for me, the average male... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      The advertising for these products in the states is completely tasteless and derogitory towards women.

      These ads were increadibly offensive. I'm not increadibly sensitive about women's rights (they make up 50% of the world they can better their own lot bwahhahahaha, well not really.)

      Just so some people don't misunderstand that you are insulting products for feminine hygine based on sexism.

    2. Re:As for me, the average male... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      "Any technology that will prevent me from ever having to see or hear a tampon or yeast infection commercial ever again is fine by my book."

      What? You are willing to sit before a telescreen naked?

      **Telescreen® is a registered trademark in the book 1984 =)

  41. Re:Not gonna work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think most of us believe this about ourselves. Most of the studies I've seen have shown the opposite to be true though, those of us who zone out still have our shopping patterns altered by commercials. We're simply not aware of the semi-subconscious effects. I've come to terms with the fact that deep down I'm still just another primate who, somewhere in my brain no matter how much I deny it, is still unconsciously taking note of associations with breasts and shiny things.

  42. Ad-Zip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to protect against this, I guess LavaSoft and WinZip would be forced to collaborate.

  43. "Conspiracy theorists can relax" Mindless Zombies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Did it just detect who was reading the article and respond with this string of text and /. submission?

    relax.. relax.. relax.. and the darkness surrounds us as the mad cows hog the freeways stuffing their faces with grease and convincing their sad souls to stay attached to their fat bodies by pumping themselves full of super duper sized coffee in the drive through.

    They seal up the earth in concrete so they can drive polluting mobiles of death (designed to look pretty to mask the harm these "inventions" cause yet any disease that killed as many people and animals as cars do per year would likely be cured by now)

    Second hand smoke! they cry, passing laws against tobacco which will lead to a complete ban in the future.. while the mad cows spew out the poison fumes from their gas guzzling coffins on wheels.

    Advertisements bombard our eyes and ears in various forums all over the place... ..and we wonder why we our depressed? over stressed? You'll mark this troll or offtopic because it challenges you to face reality and/or think about something other than what you're going to shove in your face or flash before your eyes next.

  44. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The United States Government has invented a new brain scanning device that can read your mind!

    Conspiracy theorists can relax, however. the new brain scanning device isn't yet tied into a public database. :|

    Back on the serious side for a moment.
    If a new device does something scary, that it doesn't do something even MORE scary and intrusive. doesn't take away from the fact that it STILL does something scary in the first place.

    or in other words : if they are saying the device does "A" (which is bad) but dont worry because it doesnt do B (which may be worse) doesnt mean we....

    oh hell, nevermind the concept is obviously too complicated to explain to a society who economy is dependent upon A.D.D. as a "normal" state of mind.

    anyway, what was i saying?

  45. Hrm.. could they have stolen the idea from... by hacker · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Looks like they took the idea directly from this movie, where the advertisements were directly targeted at Jon Anderton (and everyone else) as they walked by them in futuristic, ad-driven, corporate America.

    If this is where we're heading, folks... I'd be very scared.

  46. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn you're grammar, biyatch!

  47. Supersize ! by bulchanm · · Score: 1

    The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.
    You would think we would advertise diets and exercise routines to obese people instead of supersized cheesburgers and fries !!
    BTW:anyone notice that mc donalds pulled the supersize option on their menus? hmmm wonder if that had anything to with the documentary !

  48. Noise pollution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what will be the worst part of this kind of advertising is when they start to add sound to the messages. The public noise pollution would become a real problem. While some people can seem to tune this sort of thing out (Ex: leave the T.V. on all day) the incessant babbling would drive me, and I'm sure many others, crazy.

  49. Small town by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    It would have to be a really small town, with very few people for that to be of any use. In any half decent city, the billboard won't be able to change fast enough and if it is really directed at small number of people, then what's the point? It is much better to target a large number of people at an offramp with a static display.

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  50. Irrelevant by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    That has nothing to do with targetted advertising but advertising itself. If you don't like adverts, that's fine. But the technology in this article won't make it more common or less common. Neither will targetted advertising. So it's irrelevant to this discussion.

  51. back to the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    wasn't this in back to the future 2 first? (with an ad for jaws 20 or something)

  52. waste of time and money by belmolis · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that, like most other advertising, this is a waste of time and money. Persuading people to buy more than they need or to buy a certain product for a silly reason is not a social good. I wish business people would devote more of their effort to providing useful information about their products. It is still often quite difficult to find out what you really want to know about a product or to compare products effectively. Indeed, in some ways the situation is getting worse. Sony Stores, for instance, no longer have spec sheets. The manager of one store told me that only the engineering side of the company has them.

  53. Stun Gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're cheap, they're almost everywhere and you don't need an outlet to plug them in. I just hope they have the decency to expose some contact point of some sort on these billboards or whatever they are.

  54. I cry bullshit! by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    if this billboard in piccadilly circus can tell that you are waving at it then another could certainly estimate bulk...

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    1. Re:I cry bullshit! by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      So how well does it interact with the clowns and the elephants?

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  55. Re:Fried detetor = Silly String by Anomalyst · · Score: 3, Informative

    Although parent requested permanant disablement, I would not advocate such a level of vandalism. Silly String should be even better than the previous suggestion of duct tape for non-destructive occlusion of detested digital detectors. In most cases it can be applied from out of range. Witnesses would most likely be amused. Even if caught, chances are that charges will not be filed as removal is trivial and of minimal, if any, cost.

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  56. Obese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.

    You don't need to be fat to eat their products. The products will make you fat.

    http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/AmericanFamil y/ Food_ad_bombardment_031202-1.html

  57. Re:Pop Up Blocker? by 0racle · · Score: 1

    Spyware would drop a GPS into your soup so that you would swallow it and your exact movements could be tracked and recorded without you knowing.

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  58. In Case of Slashdotting- already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - In Minority Report, advertisers use lasers to scan the irises of Tom Cruise's character and then flash personalized ads at him as he moves around -- a startling reminder that advertisers dream of the day when they can get inside consumers' heads.

    Well, Big Brother is about to move one step closer to making Hollywood fantasy a reality.

    Meet the Human Locator. It's a new technology developed by Canadian ad agency Freeset Interactive that purports to detect when humans are near, track their movement, and then broadcast messages directed at them on a nearby screen.

    To hear Human Locator mastermind and Freeset President Bastien Beauchamp tell it, the system can even speak to passersby, beckoning them to come closer to a message screen or begging them not to leave the baby in the dumpster.The Human Locator is essentially a camera and computer that collects data on the number of people walking within a certain target area, the direction they're headed, and their speed.

    Imagine, for instance, walking down the street and passing by a blank wall. Suddenly the image of a car appears. As you pass by, the image shifts as you move. A voice greets you with "hello!" As you start to move away, it says "don't go," as it launches into the latest marketing pitch.

    Conspiracy theorists can relax, however. The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.

    "Maybe in five or 10 years," said Beauchamp, noting that engineers are now working on the ability to detect moods from facial expressions.
    1984 or a Brave, New World?

    "This opens up a whole new era of what [advertisers] can do," said Beauchamp, an advertising industry veteran who estimated that he spent two years and about half a million dollars of his own money working with a team of 10 who finished building the Ringmusculatoris II Human Locator this summer. Beauchamp said about 10 American and Canadian companies have agreed to buy the system, which can cost anywhere from $25,000 to $250,000 for the equipment, software license, and customized features. He declined to identify the early adopters, but he said one charter customer is the Canadian government, which expects next month to start using the Human Locator's interactive technology as part of a promotional campaign. To many people, the thought of walls whispering about absolut anuses cheeses or of the government using a human-tracking system may sound horrifying. But analysts estimate that consumers already process thousands of product messages, both overt and subliminal, a day.

    Sam Ewen, the chief executive officer of Interference, a New York marketing firm, noted companies are becoming increasingly adept at tracking consumer habits. Often they're doing it with their customers' implicit support.

    For example, he noted that in Japan, a consumer scouting for, say, a new boyfriend can program her interests and preferences into a cell phone that uses Bluetooth short-range wireless technology. If there is another Bluetooth user looking for someone with a similar profile, their cell phones will alert them both that they're in each other's range.

    "The possibilities can be frightening," said Ewen, who is researching the history of surveillance for un upcoming segment on the Discovery Channel. "You start to find that, between credit cards with magnetic strips and phones wired for (global tracking), you start to create a situation where there's less and less of an ability to remain anonymous."

    Human Locator is just taking interactive marketing to a new level as advertisers do everything they can to crack the subconscious. "What soft drink manufacturer wouldn't want to know that a person hasn't had a sip of liquid in three hours, then find a way to give them that message, and then [give them] the incentive and direction" to go buy their product? asked Ewen.

    Added Jon Zast, the media architect with ad agency Wieden + Kennedy in New York: "The potential is

    1. Re:In Case of Slashdotting- already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1984 or a Brave, New World?

      Uh, I don't think the hack has read Huxley. A Brave New World is just as much a warning as Nineteen Eighty Four.

  59. Similar by xombo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This could eventually be expanded to resemble Amazon's product reccomendations based upon what you're wearing, what sort of items are in your bag (RFID), etc. I just can't wait until it gets as bad as Snow Crash where they can hack into the LCDs implanted into your eyes and display commercials constantly until you commit suicide.

    1. Re:Similar by gr3g · · Score: 1

      That was actually from Diamond Age or A Young Ladies Primer. Same author different book.

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    2. Re:Similar by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      one word, goatse

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  60. I saw this too by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I went to the grocery store the other day, and as I was walking up close to the door the darned thing opened for me. It was the weirdest thing ever. Then, when I got to the other side... It closed.

    Creepy.

    1. Re:I saw this too by krogoth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's your chance to get on the slashdot frontpage! Submit something about how stores... no, the government... wait, the Illuminati, that's it, are tracking you, and using their telekinesis powers to open doors in front of you. They're only doing it in stores now, so it can be explained away with technology, but it's only a matter of time before they have total control over us.

      That would be about as accurate as this story, so you should have no trouble getting it accepted.

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    2. Re:I saw this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Once I was walking into a Target, and the automatic door failed to open when I approached it. I stopped about 1 inch from the door.
      I yelled out, "I have no soul!"
      My friend walked up behind me, and the door opened.

      Slightly more creepy.

  61. After a long day at the office... by Infonaut · · Score: 3, Funny
    one of the guys at Freeset Interactive gets home, and sits down for a bottle of beer. His dear mother calls him on the phone. "Honey, what did you do at work today?"

    Proud of his latest effort, our hero replies, "Well Mom, we just discovered a way to help advertisers track people and shove ads down their throats at every possible opportunity. I think this is going to make us a big bundle of money!"

    Dear sweet Mother replies: "You know, I've never told you this until now, but you're adopted. We picked you up from an adoption service in the States."

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    1. Re:After a long day at the office... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Did she find out about the adoption agency through an ad? Tell us more, we want to know!

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  62. Conspiracy theorists by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Conspiracy theorists can relax, however.

    Sure, that's just what THEY want us to do...

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  63. Just wait'll they team it up with RFID by BillX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine when the human-targeting billboard people get together with the RFID people before descending on your nearest Wal~Mart. Can't tell skinny people from fat, male from female, you say? Once most products have RFID tags, it'll be a simple matter to differently target the person whose cart just rolled up with FUBU t-shirts and 13 bottles of Jheri Curl vs. the one with a stack of flannels and a gross of shotgun shells. (And telling the Size 8 purchases from the Size 18 purchases is more trivial still.) The beauty is these guys don't even have to correlate anything with actual purchases nor tie into a specific customer's Preferred Card database profile for this targeting method to be effective (although that might not stop 'em from trying anyway).

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  64. Can't wait to blow some little robot's CPU by divot2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one eagerly await the growing population of quasi-intelligent robots just so I can torment them on new and exciting levels. Such as going to stores in order to find a combination of items that when obtained will overload the robots memory capacity and literally blow it's little mind.

    1. Re:Can't wait to blow some little robot's CPU by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      as going to stores in order to find a combination of items that when obtained will overload the robots memory capacity and literally blow it's little mind.

      1x "Linux Journal Issue 35"
      1x "TDK 40/10/42 CDRW drive"
      1x "Trojan Condoms 12 pk."


      WARNING!
      Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not... PFFT! BZZZT!!

    2. Re:Can't wait to blow some little robot's CPU by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      how about messing with the data itself, buffer overflow/RFID virus that shuts down the whole store network every time it scans your hat, or putting Hex Messages in your tags (DEADBEEF)

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  65. Here's my idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put out a barrel with holes in it. If a customer walks up to it and sticks his shlong inside, automatic machinery give him one of the best blowjobs of his life. While he's stuck there enjoying that, show ads to him non-stop.

  66. Privacy and it's removal from government by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing about this is the Canadian government is commited to transparency to a far greater extent than any government I've heard of before. If you authorize a questionable contract you can expect the canadian public to track you closely.

    Canadian politicians make far less than other politicians ($150,000 aprox for an mp, $100,000 for an mpp). They theoretically do it because they love our country. But they have denied technological transparency, such as streaming their day onto the internet or allowing their meetings to be tracked on the internet, which seems pretty suspicious to me. I have no problems with totally free information (I think people will get bored of watching pamela anderson [note:she's canadian] showering after a few days) and use the information practically.

    However I think the first step towards removing privacy is for the government to do it, as public servants it's almost their responsability.

    Think what you can learn just by talking to an elderly person now imagine being able to watch their whole life.

    Got a bit off topic but basically the Canadian government is allowing businesses to collect information in one area while a perfect group for testing and transparancy goes ignored.

    I can't say "shame on the Canadian Government" for not implementing it, because it's a new conecpt and there are emotional reservations but I really think allowing the retail sector to do it first is terrible.

  67. whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some man just got busted for doing something like this to his ex-Girlfriend! LoL!

  68. Already at the USPS, kinda. by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

    The local main USPS branch has just put in an automated postage kiosk; next to it, there is a sign with a motion detector, every time you get near it blares out a loud advertizement for the thing.

    After the fourth or fifth time accidentally setting the thing off, I wanted to slap the sign. I mean, what would you do to a human who harassed you with advertizing in this manner? I can't imagine the idiocy we'll see before anything as slick as "Minority Report."

  69. Re:Fried detetor = Silly String by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was going to suggest bubblegum, but the way things are going they'll pick your DNA out of it and send you a bill for cleaning. Just a reason to buy Britney's used bubblegum on ebay, I suppose.

    For going permanent, on the other hand, I'd suggest an ice pick or a ball pein hammer. Or a glass etching pen from the art store.

    A squirt gun filled with some "waterglass" (sodium silicate) solution would hork up a plastic or glass camera lens, too.

  70. Re:Not gonna work. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but it's not gonna work for me. I have become desensitized to advertisements of any form. When commercials come on TV, my mind automatically switches to zombie mode and my eyes glaze over. Although I can process what I'm seeing, nothing that I see on TV actually tempts me to go out and become a consumer of the product.

    That's a real good point. Ironically, the only sales that get helped by TV commercials in my case are something they aren't even allowed to advertise on TV: cigarettes. My first thought when something happens that makes me wait more than a few seconds before continuing what I was doing (downloading, compiling, commercial, or those damn cutscenes in Xenosaga), my first impulse is to light up a smoke.

    Yes, I do smoke too much

  71. Consumer Relationships by Escherial · · Score: 1

    "For example, he noted that in Japan, a consumer scouting for, say, a new boyfriend can program her interests and preferences into a cell phone that uses Bluetooth short-range wireless technology. If there is another Bluetooth user looking for someone with a similar profile, their cell phones will alert them both that they're in each other's range. "

    The fact that this guy can compare relationships to "consuming" is scary enough, disregarding the spyware-esque wall ads. The day that human beings consider one of their most meaningful, driving impulses a base act of consumption is the day that life in general ceases to have any meaning at all *end rampant generalization*.

    But, of course, anything's possible...in Japan!

    1. Re:Consumer Relationships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I can tick "must be hot chick"-tag, then I'm ready to get consumed!

  72. Re:Already at the USPS, kinda. by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Thats where a concealed carry permit comes in handy, a .45 in the sensor solves this annoying problem.

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  73. Advertising is pollution by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    Walk into a grocery and the shelves are so flashy, yet no one product sticks out more than the others around it. The effectiveness of banner ads has decreased since they first came out because of their proliferation. The same goes for all other forms of advertising. People just get desensetised to it all. These noisy ads are not going to be any different. If anything, they are just going to be annoying and upset consumers, driving them away from the advertised product and brand. What concerns me is that these idiots will probably try and make the audio so interrupting it will startle people like a foghorn. What if it causes people to bump into one another in a subway or on a crowded sidewalk? What if it causes someone on a bike to have an accident?

    1. Re:Advertising is pollution by mikechant · · Score: 1

      What if it causes people to bump into one another in a subway or on a crowded sidewalk? What if it causes someone on a bike to have an accident?

      Now we know who is behind this scheme - it's the lawyers drumming up new business.

    2. Re:Advertising is pollution by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      it's the lawyers drumming up new business.

      Actually, the lawyers may end up suing the advertising agency or the advertised company for the offending advertisement, so in this case litigation may end up actually doing good by stopping their use. Remember the McDonald's Hot Cofee Lawsuit?

  74. Re:Pop Up Blocker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    drop a GPS into your soup? hahaha. try, "trial sized campbell's soup packet" muhahhhah. :-)

  75. Objective discussion of possibilities by tezza · · Score: 1
    Strikes me, at this non-identified stage, they can only tell when someone is a certain distance away from the ad.

    So variable advertising would most likely be akin to DOOM style variable texturing. Coarser textures from far, finer detail up front.

    So FREE CREDIT, when you're a bit away and

    .

    CITI BANK FREE CREDIT GUARANTEED*

    *your house may be at risk if you don't keep up repayements.

    When you're close enough to be legally required to be told how you're going to be screwed.

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  76. Re:Already at the USPS, kinda. by payndz · · Score: 1

    Just what the world needs - a constant, loud, repetitive source of annoyance in the vicinity of frickin' postal workers!

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  77. Why does it bother you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does it bother you when he pops up wherever you are?

    I don't see why this is a big deal, just ignore him like we all do.

    1. Re:Why does it bother you? by MedHead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I will from now on: this was the first time that he linked two Anonymous Coward posts he made together.

  78. A film based on Asimov story, anyone? by danila · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember a short film, presumably based on some Asimov's story, about one advertising robot that was too annoying and ended up in front of a subway train?

    I think I saw it when I was a kid (i.e. in 1980s), but the details escape my memory.

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  79. maybe by awfulshot · · Score: 1

    once i was at my friends house browsing the internet, and aparently a popup came up and i closed it... because a second later he was like WAIT go back to that! and i was just like back where..? umm.. thats my story. yeah. it was bad. but thats reflexes for ya..

  80. Offtopic but... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    ...there is NO "scientific view of religion". I think you mean that Metaphysics is agnostic, but it is not a science, it's more akin to philosophy (Metaphysics=="the ghost in the machine"). Modern science takes the "no comment" view, but many scientists do not (eg:Hawking is an outspoken Atheist, Einstien was a Jew, Newton a Christian who belived in Numerology,,,). Carl Sagan's book/film "Contact" is a nice exploration of the idea that both science and religion are based on articles of faith. The way I see it, the core difference between religion and science is in the treatment of the "blasphomous", Those who reasonably question long standing scientific articles of faith (even if eventually shown to be incorrect) can become "immortalized". Religious institutions tend to burn / hang / mutilate / rape / tortue / incacerate or simply dissown and villify thier dissenters. We are all members of multiple "cult's" that make up what we call "society". So, for God's sake, why do people get so serious that we start killing each other to support small warring pools of rich and powerfull who "educate" us into what to belive?

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  81. I'm pretty immune (too). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really believe the other poster can actually remember all those brands and timelines, but in my case I have a firm conviction of what I'm going to purchase:

    *) Vegetarian foods
    *) Organically or Biodynamically grown
    *) Fresh food
    *) Local products

    Odds are these products are not overly advertised, because they're not found in regular shops.

    I also avoid fur, leather and animal products where you need to kill off animals just to clothe you or similar. (Warm milk is okay in my book, easier to digest). I don't buy candy and gizmos I have no use for, fresh & dried fruits and nuts can work wonders.

    Whenever I buy a product, I buy it for what USE it is, ie. I have a pair of jeans which I can zip-off in two layers, so I can go short, pirate or long in a matter of seconds. This constant questioning wether the product is tip-top, or just a shiny thing, really helps to make good purchasing decisions. If I see no immediate use for a product, I NEVER buy it. These "might be good to have" products, are just going to bog you down with shelf-space.

    All in all, I buy really sensible products, and the manufacturerers of these are sensible not to scare away their customers with ads and blinking lights.

  82. Side note by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

    Edward Abbey's Monkey Wrench Gang was published about 30 years ago.

    There are alternatives to passive acceptance.

  83. The potential is huge by thrill12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So let's see my alternative: we could track people much easier using RF-wave detection.

    In Europe, many people carry GSM's. You could analyze the number of different RF-waves going around, and based upon the sensed channels and TDMA(GSM)-timeslots (max 8 in 1 GSM channel of 200khz) calculate what the 'cell-density' would be. If it's high, it means many people are calling, having their phones on standby, GPRS'ing or UMTS'ing. The potential is huge.
    Based on specific data on the sort of transmission, you could theoretically even sense which type of transmission they are using, and base your screen-based advertisments on that. This way, you can grasp the potential customer even more and increase your net income. The potential is huge.
    Imagine people that like to UMTS a lot - you could flash 'Go to http://www..com' in front of their eyes! Heck if - mind that I am not encouraging anything here - we could decode GSM-data we could even listen in and analyze their behaviour upon their conversations. Or grasp their phonenumbers/email-adresses/visited websites in detail. Imagine interactive spamming - the potential is huge.

    This was another episode of "preaching to the converted".

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  84. Not YET by houghi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this technology identify who I am yet? No. Does it identify where I go yet? No. Does it identify what I have brought yet? No. Then what's the big deal?

    It is very reasuring to know that because it is not possible now, we have nothing to worry about. With this assurence, I can have unprotected sex with anybody I like, because I have no AIDS yet.

    Seriously, the danger lies in that small word yet that means that sooner or later it WILL be possibe. I realy must re-read 1984 and see how the people are so willingly hand over any privacy they had for companies and/or governement.

    Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.

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  85. Welcome Mr Anderton! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering if it would be possible for stores to implement a system whereby at the checkout, when you use your loyalty card (points) or credit card, they could also log the mobile phone IEMI numbers that are around at the same time. Over a few visits, they could then develop a 1:1 correlation which maps your mobile phone ID to the products you buy.

    This means that after a couple of visits, they could then show you massive adverts on plasma screens for products relevant to what *YOU* buy before you've actually started doing your shopping - as seen in Minority Report... If your name is stored on the mag stripe then in theory they could also greet you by your name as you enter the store.

  86. Pr0n industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are standing on a train station, and suddenly the billboard starts showing commercials for porn sites. Everybody starts looking around trying to guess who triggered it. Finally you blush, and they they all look at you :)

  87. rather than targetting obese persons... by frankmanowar · · Score: 1

    Advertisers would more likely be interested in those who appear to be skinny because (and this isn't good science or sociology here) they clearly need more Big Macs.

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  88. Nice by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

    Looking forward wether this is legal in the EU since data mining is afaik not legal in the EU.

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  89. Automatic doors story by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    I worked in Papua New Guinea for a couple of years, and while you say that in jest, some of the locals who had come from the bush to the "city" could often be seen standing just outside the range of an automatic door, wondering why it would open for some people but not for them. They really didn't understand the technology at all. To them it was some sort of magic.

    It really shows the maxim that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistiguishable from magic.

    To a highlands national who has never been outside his village 5,000ft above sea level in dense jungle, technology you and I take for granted can be a frightening and amazing thing. You and I are already so comfortable with such technology that we automatically read your post as humour.

    Now try to imagine what sort of technology would be so advanced relatively, to make you and I feel frightened and amazed....

    1. Re:Automatic doors story by cgenman · · Score: 1

      True. I didn't mean to jest that the technology is so basic that everyone in the world would blow it off. I meant that the detection and tracking of motion, watching people come and go, is a very basic technology which we've had for many years.

      We don't need to imagine what sort of technology which will make you and I feel frightened and amazed... we just need to wait a few more years. Of course, by then the people living in the technology will take it for granted. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic only to those who do not live in that culture... many cultures thought the Spanish guns were magic, yet by our standards they were grossly primitive.

  90. Douglas Adams was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you encountered the talking trash cans that say "thank you" after you deposit trash...

    Had me wanting to get the toolkit ( or bat ) out for some "modifications" after ten minutes of listening to it while eating at the fast food joint. Oddly enough, a week later the can was silent....

  91. If this happens... by Savagedro · · Score: 1

    If I ever see one of these, I can tell you right now that it will not be pretty. I will seriously break the screen and/or camera. As a matter of fact, after breaking saud screen, I will pee on the remains and send them back to the company that is doing the advertising. Baseball bats + Savagedro on a mission + Talking ads in real life = Fun fun fun...

  92. Is it somehow correlated with on-line experience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just imagine the possibilities. For example, it could broadcast sex advertisements to anyone who has ever posted as AC on Slashdot! Oh, wait a minute...

  93. Re:Subconcious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea is that even though YOU don't remember, your subconcious mind does. Since your subconcious is supposedly very dumb, it won't recognize the fact the reaction to the ad was negative, only that there was a reaction. This is also why some people say you have to be very careful about doing certain things. The idea is that even though you conciously know why you are doing some action, your subconcious mind might interpret the action differently, almost as if you have two seperate brains and are two seperate people.

  94. It's "AD", as in "ADvertisement"!!! by DrMorpheus · · Score: 1

    Not "add" as in "add two numbers together"!!!

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  95. Re:Subconcious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, if true.

  96. Re:Subconcious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right. "The idea is ... supposedly ... some people say ... certain things ... The idea is ... as if you have two seperate brains and are two seperate people ..." My God, what a fucking bullshit!