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  1. Call me when... on Magnetic Field Thruster Developed · · Score: 1

    ...they come up with Infinite Improbability Drive.

  2. Re:Obviously on Magnetic Field Thruster Developed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

  3. First Post!! on Meet The Life Hackers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know it's really noob, but I finally got one! FUCK YEAH!

  4. Walk on Microchips for Dangerous Animals? · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "take your pet snake for a 'walk'"

    Wouldn't that be a slither?

  5. Re:Quite Ammusing on Dilbert Hiding On Your CPU · · Score: 1

    That gives new meaning to "microsoft".

  6. Someday... on Dilbert Hiding On Your CPU · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...will archeologists unearth computers and try do learn about our primitive culture by seeing what we drew on chips, kind of like archeologists today look at cave painting.

  7. It hasn't hit me... on Cross-Site Scripting Worm Floods MySpace · · Score: 1

    ...I've still only got 4 myspace friends. *sighs*

  8. Best. Show. Ever. on Bill Gates Is Coming To A College Near You · · Score: 1

    I'd rather see something like this...

    One night only: Come see renowned hypnotist Tom Delucha as he tries his craft on Steve "Monkeyboy" Ballmer!

  9. Re:Only 200GB? on 200gb Hack for iPod Nano · · Score: 1

    I am George Leroy Tirebiter, from the Department of Redundancy Department. On the behalf of my fellow repetitious repeaters, I am filing a law suit sueing you for repeating in our style of repetition.

    From the Department of Redundancy Department, a member of the RIAA (Redundancy Industry Assosiation of America)

  10. Don't forget the dolphins on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: 1

    This will probably keep those pesky military dolphins away, too.

  11. Oblig. Star Wars Quote on 10 Xbox 360 Dev Kits Stolen in Germany · · Score: 1

    The more you tighten your grip, Gates, the more XBox 360s will slip through your fingers.

  12. I hope this won't.... on IBM Vows Not to Genetically Discriminate · · Score: 1

    ... stand in the way of my dream of going to Titan.

  13. Yes, but... on Autonomous RoboFish at the London Aquarium · · Score: 1

    ...can it take down the armed dolphins in the Gulf?

  14. Re:GPP? on The Intelligent Door Handle · · Score: 1

    BTW, if anyone has a problem with neurotic elevators, I am a licensed elevator psychologist.

  15. Python eats alligator??? on Python vs. Alligator · · Score: 1

    What was John Cleese doing in the Everglades? Oh, wait...

  16. Me too on Interest in Console Gaming on the Decline · · Score: 1

    As strange as it seems, my interest in gaming is on the decline, but that's because I'm in college and don't have enough time to play games and avoid studying:-)

  17. Re:Is it me, or is the RIAA on RIAA Sues a Child · · Score: 1

    Modern-day inquisition is more like it.

  18. STOP THE PRESSES on Duke Nukem Forever to Arrive December? · · Score: 1

    ...In other news, Satan reports a sharp temperature drop in hell.

  19. Punishment on Jack Thompson Tasked With Writing Law · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    He did not offer details about what kind of penalties the bill would prescribe...

    From some of his stands in the past, I think that his ideal punishment for offenders would be castration.

  20. Re:You go girl! on Another Victim Countersues RIAA Under RICO Act · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just make sure you dump all the illegal stuff off your hard-drive first:-)

  21. Re:Movie plot on Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico · · Score: 1

    Kind of like that Halloween episode of The Simpsons where all the dolphins force humans into the ocean.

    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF21

  22. Last message on Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico · · Score: 1

    According to one researcher at the facility the dolphins escaped from, the last one out did a complicated triple back-flip while whistling "The Star Spangled Banner" which he correctly understood to mean, "So long, thanks for all the fish."

  23. just use... on Martian Naming Madness · · Score: 1

    .. sci-fi names. Between character names from books by Asimov, Heinlein, and Adams, they'll be set for a while.

  24. Read about this on Yahoo on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 1

    The guy denies using cats, he developed the system using general waste. Dead cats can be used in theory, but have not yet in practice.

  25. I can't wait! on US Companies Sponsor Pro Gamers · · Score: 1

    I've signed a contract with Walmart. They're going to sponser me in a Doom 3 tournament :-)