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  1. Re:GROW UP on German IT Outfit Bans Whining · · Score: 0

    happyness shouldnt be requiered

    No it shouldn't, but proper grammer and spelling should.

    Wait, sorry, forgot I was on /.

  2. Re:MM Ok on Vint Cerf and Robert Kahn Awarded Medal of Freedom · · Score: 0

    Congress has not declared war, ergo, it is peacetime. Even if we are fighting wars in Iraq and Afgahnistan.

  3. Re:This is why geeks cant get women.. on Yahoo Map Engineers Prank Google · · Score: 0

    How about photoshopping the satallite picture so that it looked like the offices had be toilet-papered?

  4. looks like... on Nestle Patents Coffee Beer · · Score: 0

    ..they beat Starbucks to the punch. Probably a good thing, when you think about what a hazard it would be if everybody who went to Starbucks got beer.

    On the other hand, there's a Starbucks in the library at my college, and beer + studying = bearable studying.

  5. Re:Relocation on Underground 'Cold War City' For Sale · · Score: 0

    my Texas ranch?

    Mr. President, there is already a bunker under your house in Washington DC. If you spent more time there, you might know about it.

  6. Re:It'll never catch on... on Microsoft Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Googling for something is to search for it, but microsofting something is, well, lets just say anally painful...

    +5 Insightful. *shakes head* Only on /.

  7. Good excuse... on Slacker or Sick · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll use it if my Intro to Literature professor ever catches me sleeping in class. However after falling asleep three times (not kidding) I don't think he ever will. Unless I start snoring or the girl who sits next to me forgets to elbow me back to conciousness. Ahh, college.

  8. Re:Of course on Microsoft Chided Over Exclusive Music Idea · · Score: 0

    That explains a lot.

  9. Led Zep on No One Wins NASA Space Elevator Contest · · Score: 0

    I guess I'll have stick with the stairway to heaven

  10. What the FUCK?!? on Allard 'Gets Real' With IGN · · Score: 0

    Is M$ actually working for consumers, or did I suddenly forget how to read properly?

  11. Check this out.... on Zombie Lurch · · Score: 0

    A hilarious over-the-top horror story about zombies, and their one weakness.

    http://acidlogic.com/coffee_and_bullets.htm

  12. Linux Two Cow Analogy on Tux Can Even Milk Cows! · · Score: 0

    You have two cows. You get Linux, and Linus Torvalds comes to your house and milks your cows once a day. The best part is: Linux is open-source, so you don't have to pay for the milking.

  13. M$ Technology on Microsoft Becomes Wembley Stadium's Backer · · Score: 0

    FTFA: Microsoft technology will be used in the stadium

    I wonder what it looks like when an entire soccer stadium blue-screens.

  14. Those Rats... on Rat Cunning May Allow For Island Colonization · · Score: 0

    ...better watch out for the military dolphins while they swim.

  15. Re:Chair tossing... on Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google · · Score: 0

    First stage: Denial

    Second stage: Anger.

    I don't want be around when Monkeyboy goesinto phase two. But it would be entertaining.

  16. Re:Apu? on Homer Becomes Omar · · Score: 0

    Gives new meaning to "Thank you, come again"

  17. Re:Guess Jack is learning an important lesson... on Jack Thompson Under Investigation · · Score: 2, Funny

    He'll probably call it a desparate, left-wing attack on a self-described "lifelong republican" orchestrated by Penny Arcade and those evil game-makers because he's "starting to win."

  18. All I can say is... on Jack Thompson Under Investigation · · Score: 0

    ...HELL YEAH!!!

  19. Non-binding Resolution on Senator Wants to Keep U.N. Away From the Internet · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone watch "The West Wing"? A non-binding resolution means nothing. Besides, a law in this country saying the Internet belongs to the US doesn't apply to any other country, ie, the UN. This is just more politics.

  20. Captain Jack... on BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, but can he get me high, and take me to my special island?

  21. Uh-oh... on Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade · · Score: 1

    We've /.ed Penny Arcade!

  22. Has anyone thought abot EULAs? on Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade · · Score: 1

    Follow me on this one:

    Jack Thompson has stated that he plays games like GTA VC and such so that he can make videos of the kind of corruptive behavior they demonstrate. To play the games, doesn't he have to agree to the EULA? If so, he's waved his right to file half the suits he's filed, and can probably be sued for violating said EULA.

    I can only hope.

  23. Re:Obesity on Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi · · Score: 1

    Not just that, people don't have to leave their fast-food supplier to sit around and play games with WiFi.

    Can you imagine a law suit that not only alleges somebody's fat, sorry, "obese" because McDonald's sold them cheap food, but also because it provided them with free WiFi?

  24. Re:So... on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 1

    Yes, and your probably also killing a few kittens :-)

  25. Re:In other news.... on Royal Society Issues IP Charter · · Score: 1

    and the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things, said that we need to be putting more things on top of other things.