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  1. Re:Not very covert .... on DARPA to Raise Robot LANdroid Army · · Score: 1

    Give them simple avoidance algorithms. We've been studying cockroaches for how long now?
    Ew. Robotic cockroaches. Armed. Hundreds of them.
    Better hope that IFF thingy works.

  2. Re:wording on Expectation of Privacy Extended to Email · · Score: 3, Funny

    The wikipedia article on Enzyte falls under the category: sex stubs :)

  3. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    They finished about 90% of the development work, and then canceled it.

  4. Re:Great point on Weapon Found in Whale Dated From the 1800s · · Score: 1

    >How about a ... RPG.

    But what happens to the Inuit if the whale rolls a 20?

  5. Re:*Ding* on Boston University Student Challenges RIAA · · Score: 1

    Thanks to you and the other posters for the clarification.

    Let's hope this is enforced soon.

  6. *Ding* on Boston University Student Challenges RIAA · · Score: 1

    NewYorkCountryLawyer, what does this mean:

    "I am surprised, and disappointed, that the illegal joinder of Defendants wasn't also attacked at this point. Someone really needs to take the RIAA to task over their repeated violation of this federal court order."

    What federal court order?

  7. Re:Never on Linspire Signs Patent Pact With MS · · Score: 1

    >Every time a Linux-related company signs a deal with Microsoft,

    God kills a kitten?

  8. Re:The collective groan on New Monkey Island Rumoured, False · · Score: 1

    Probably a red herring. Let's see if we can pick it up.

  9. Can't Win, eh? Eh? on Star Wars Roleplaying Game — Saga Edition · · Score: 4, Funny

    The other day posters were complaining about the Sopranos not being 'news for nerds.'

    Today they whine about this - Hey!

    *slap*

    D&D - Star Wars - this is what this site was built for!

    Enjoy!

    Capisce?

  10. Re:The Sopranos on The Sopranos Ends With a ... · · Score: 1

    *approaches with garrote*

  11. Re:Did Microsoft pay them too? on Xandros CEO Doesn�t Agree Linux is Patent Violator · · Score: 1

    Microsoft certainly has the available cash, the motive (FUD Linux), and no downside - it's not like the Linux community is looking to them for friendship.

    Face it, this is the real face of Microsoft becoming manifest at last. Ignore any "Linux Evangelists" they hire.

  12. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... on Company Aims To Patent Security Patches · · Score: 1

    >we said "they are running scarred!"

    They have an ointment for that... :)

  13. Ohkaayy... on "Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, because if I'm wounded, in pain, drifting in and out of consciousness, being picked up by a 6-ft robot bear with hydraulic arms will be so soothing. The teddy-bear head is just the thing.

    Full Metal Panic Fumoffu time.

  14. Re:I want some... on Moore's Law for Motherboards · · Score: 1

    We'll have to wait for Via to make an even eenier board...

    or use the voices in our heads...

  15. I want some... on Moore's Law for Motherboards · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Imagine building itty-bitty robots...

    Or digital picture frames...

    Case-modding an Altoids tin...

  16. That's No Cave! on Massive Cave Found on Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's Dick Cheney's soul, placed in a blind trust for the duration of his public service.

  17. Re:dear media middlemen: on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 2, Funny

    On June 7th, 2007, the National Internet Safety Month resolution is passed. The Internet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 8th. In a panic, the RIAA and MPAA try to pull the plug...

  18. Premature Especulation on Bill Bans NSA Eavesdropping · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't fully baked yet. You need a Senate version, a conference, a final bill... wait for it... and a Presidential signature. Ooops.

  19. Puzzled on Final Season of Battlestar Galactica Confirmed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand the buzz about a space opera starring Lorne Green with a bunch of villainous robots in tin suits with a single shiny red eye...

  20. Re:Okay, It's just a term on HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change · · Score: 4, Funny

    happy surprise sex

  21. Okay, It's just a term on HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Next task:

    Redefine 'rape' as 'enthusiastic love-making.'

  22. Re:Logical on For Democrats, Florida Primary May Not Count · · Score: 1

    If the Republicans had consistently promoted democracy with a small 'd' then they wouldn't deserve to be dragged into discussions like this. I'm not a big fan of either party, that's all.

  23. Logical on For Democrats, Florida Primary May Not Count · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is, of course, part of the Democracy Reform Movement, popular in both major parties, which will culminate in all elections being 'nonbinding.' It's much tidier that way.

  24. Re:Why? on Home Secretary Requests Fingerprint-Activated iPods · · Score: 1

    >drive up the cost of iPods, as if Apple didn't already charge and arm and a leg for the things.

    The cost will increase by one finger.

  25. Re:And In Other News... on Glitch Has Users Fuming, Google 'Frantic' · · Score: 1

    It's all about the cholesterol.