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Massive Cave Found on Mars

mrcgran writes "Space.com is reporting a very deep hole found on Mars: 'The geological oddity measures some 330 feet (100 meters) across and is located on an otherwise bright dusty lava plain to the northeast of Arsia Mons, one of the four giant Tharsis volcanoes on the red planet. The Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) used its High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) instrument to draw a bead on the apparent deep hole — a feature that may cause more scientists to ponder about potential subsurface biology on Mars. Because the spot lacks a raised rim or tossed out material called ejecta, researchers have ruled out the pit being an impact crater. No walls or other details can be seen inside the hole, and so any possible walls might be perfectly vertical and extremely dark or — more likely — overhanging.' The original image and its cutout at full resolution can be found in the HiRISE site."

310 comments

  1. Purity by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's no cave! It a giant pool of Purity.

    Seriously though, the absolute absence of albedo in the visible spectrum is stunning. I wonder if there are multi-spectral images of this site? I expect this location will be of intense study in the future as there is little more than a complete absence of something to stir the human imagination.

    However, I have to disagree with the analysis in that you can see shallow walls at the very edges of the crater if you stretch the image some and examine the profiles. It also appears to match the brightness of the elevation changes from one rim of the hole to the other which should give some idea for how tall the lip of the hole is to where the "blackness" starts presuming they know the angle of the sun and lat and long. Depending upon how far up the sun can get in the sky at a different season, there may be a possibility of seeing further into the hole, presuming of course it is not a giant pool of Purity.... :-)

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    1. Re:Purity by Toad-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Well, maybe not the Purity contents .. but something apparently is on the bottom of a hole. Maybe a sinkhole, true, but still a hole. A sinkhole opening into a huge dark cavern would not have inward slanting edges, they'd be outward slanting (getting wider toward the bottom, where it caved in).

      Hmmmm .. oil?

      Oh oh .. don't tell this Administration that! We'll be invading Mars, and you know how that upsets the locals.

    2. Re:Purity by lanswitch · · Score: 4, Funny

      It reminds me of a certain website...

    3. Re:Purity by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Oh oh .. don't tell this Administration that! We'll be invading Mars, and you know how that upsets the locals.

      Well, petroleum oil may very well explain why the Bush administration is so keen on spending outrageous amounts of money to send men to Mars. ;-)

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    4. Re:Purity by carld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone looked on the opposite side of the planet?

    5. Re:Purity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's no cave!

      It's a space slug.

    6. Re:Purity by ACS+Solver · · Score: 2, Informative

      The truth is in there!

    7. Re:Purity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The first images were actually taken by the now defunct Mars Global Surveyor's thermal camera (THEMIS). The difference in temperature was the first indicator that these were actually caves.

    8. Re:Purity by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      You sicko. Goatse has more detail.

      This is actually the Martian UFO port.

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    9. Re:Purity by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      The images nasa does NOT want you to see..

      http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=534780432& size=l

      time to blow the lid off of civilization and bring the truth out.

    10. Re:Purity by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      It's not a pool of purity, it's a pool of old tar that rose to the the surface. But wait, if that's tar then there must be oil. We've got to be quick to find the WMD and establish a democracy there before we are attacked.

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    11. Re:Purity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to if the radar images will tell us how deep this feature is and possibly if this is a sink hole or lava tube based on morphology.

    12. Re:Purity by 3vi1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oddly enough, this hole is on exactly the opposite side as the "face".

    13. Re:Purity by blincoln · · Score: 1

      This should really be a priority to look into, because if there's any chance that at some point something in our solar system was able to make a hole through an entire planet, it would be rad beyond words.

      There you go, NASA, I just wrote your business case.

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    14. Re:Purity by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's Mars, not Venus, so it's can't be anything else :P

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    15. Re:Purity by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That's where we can Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) and why the Bush Administration wants a manned mission to Mars. We need to get those troops... uh, inspectors... into that hell hole.

    16. Re:Purity by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      That's no cave! It a giant pool of Purity. Send one of the rovers to it and see if it slithers towards them. It'll likely annoounce itself as Armus.

    17. Re:Purity by dubbreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Has anyone looked on the opposite side of the planet?


      Yeah, but all the found was a small hill. They named it Mons Pubis.
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    18. Re:Purity by wtarreau · · Score: 1

      Has anyone looked on the opposite side of the planet? Yes ! there is a similar hole in which we can see a small satellite and a camera!
    19. Re:Purity by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Is not. Anyone can see it's a giant pool of evil like the one that killed Tasha Yar.

    20. Re:Purity by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Look, this is slashdot. If the story is about space, you can't start your comment with "That's no $foo," or the rest will always be subconciously replaced with "it's a space station!".

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    21. Re:Purity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LEIA
      The cave is collapsing.

      HAN
      This is no cave.

      LEIA
      What?

      Leia's mouth drops open . She sees that the rocks of the cave entrance are not rocks at all, but giant teeth, quickly closing around the tiny ship. Chewie howls.

    22. Re:Purity by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      God was making gorilla biscuits and pushed a bit too hard?

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    23. Re:Purity by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      It's not far from the 4 big volcanoes apparently. Could it be the remains of a subsumed lava tube with the roof collapsed?

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    24. Re:Purity by supermonkeyball · · Score: 1

      What are the chances that NASA mistaken Mars for Uranus?

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    25. Re:Purity by spiyda · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?

      a very small black hole passed this way, and ate all the atmosphere as it went !

      or this was the site of the Martian search for the Higgs boson ... ooh er :-(

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    26. Re:Purity by Barryke · · Score: 1

      I so agree. With both options.

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  2. Next up: massive cave found on... by smartbei · · Score: 4, Funny

    "A very dark spot on [Uranus] could be an entrance to a deep hole or cavern, according to scientists studying imagery taken by NASA's a...ss Orbiter. The geological oddity measures some 330 feet (100 meters) across... The hole might be the sort of place that could support life or serve as a habitat... Must be deep..."

    1. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by gfxguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      We need to change the name of that planet to stop these stupid jokes. I nominate "Urectum".

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    2. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

      Urectum his joke.

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    3. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Ubetcha.

    4. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always some smartass cracks jokes about Uranus. It's a real pain in the butt - can't we just leave the subject behind?

    5. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by Pravus · · Score: 1

      Nicely done pal. Goatse links to follow......

    6. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by norminator · · Score: 1

      You can't expect that from these jokesters who don't know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

    7. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      We could have crab jokes about Venus, but geeks usually don't understand that aspect of... planetology.

    8. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by Darby · · Score: 1

      You can't expect that from these jokesters who don't know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

      I'm a topologist my good man, and I can assure you that while I may not be able to tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the ground I can most certainly tell the difference between my ass and *two* holes in the ground.

    9. Re:Next up: massive cave found on... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      And if it could support life, then it could support...death! Death to anyone who dare disturbs the cave monster!

  3. My god! by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

    It's full of stars!

    1. Re:My god! by kEnder242 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "My dog! It's full of Rats!" - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey

      shamelessly ripped from someones sig

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    2. Re:My god! by glitch_xl · · Score: 2, Funny

      It could be full of Beagle! Was that Metric or English...

    3. Re:My god! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be "1002: A Dyslexic Odyssey"?

    4. Re:My god! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      "My God! It's full of medieval knights!"

    5. Re:My god! by fritsd · · Score: 1

      Well, if they have an accident and fall in, luckily those second-variety teddy bear robots can come to rescue them.

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    6. Re:My god! by jdray · · Score: 1

      Talk about a cosmic hole-in-one. Wouldn't it be amazing if they found Beagle II at the bottom of that thing?

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    7. Re:My god! by jafac · · Score: 1

      Nope - oddly enough, that would be "Dyscalcula", not Dyslexia.

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  4. Uh oh... by Non-CleverNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Marvin the Martian would be very angry if we found his hidden cave...

    Verrrry angry indeed...

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's his QT-38 Modulator silo.

  5. Intmosphere?! by jlebrech · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What would you call an atmosphere where the planet in hollow and the ecosystem exists inside the crust?

    Has anyone coined a term?
    Maybe it's an "intmosphere" and the hole is the entrance.

    1. Re:Intmosphere?! by khallow · · Score: 1

      Given that we have to observe such a thing, anything you like.

    2. Re:Intmosphere?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a geofront?

    3. Re:Intmosphere?! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Hollow moon is one reference. It's an old science fiction idea for a planet to form naturally like that or a civilization living inside a hollowed out planet. Conventional planetary physics might rule out the possibility, but that doesn't mean it couldn't exist.

    4. Re:Intmosphere?! by nytes · · Score: 1

      A chicken pot pie.

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  6. I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh. A circular, totally black hole. Where we can't see light on ANY side of it. Right. Maybe you could take another picture of that area and make sure it wasn't some sort of fluke before we jump to crazy speculations like these?

    1. Re:I don't buy it. by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From the summary: "No walls or other details can be seen inside the hole, and so any possible walls might be perfectly vertical and extremely dark or -- more likely -- overhanging."

      If you look at the image more carefully, you can clearly see shades and highlights that suggest the terrain slopes into the hole all around. That pretty much excludes equipment faults. One possible theory is that the cavern is conical in shape, getting wider as it goes down, which would certainly explain why it's so dark.

      Also remember this picture is taken from a satellite. I'm sure they'll be taking more as soon as they get an opportunity.
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:I don't buy it. by sussane · · Score: 0

      we all knew there will be many more massive cavess. Its our Clone Planet :)now

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    3. Re:I don't buy it. by JasonKChapman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure they'll be taking more as soon as they get an opportunity.

      That's the Spirit!

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    4. Re:I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mars is hollow.

    5. Re:I don't buy it. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      One possible theory is that the cavern is conical in shape, getting wider as it goes down, which would certainly explain why it's so dark.

      If NASA had any political acumen, they would "know" that it's so black because it's full of oil...

    6. Re:I don't buy it. by 2Dumb2B4Gotten · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you want to see how those highlights appear to show a wall on the top side of the hole, I adjusted the levels on the photo and posted it at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8731461@N05/

    7. Re:I don't buy it. by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      So instead of it being full of gewey nougat, it's actually hollow, like a chocolate bunny. Cadbury's ad agent's prayers have been answered!

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    8. Re:I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looking at the cut away image it looks to me that its a crater but has been blacked out as if no one wants us to see whats actually in it.

    9. Re:I don't buy it. by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      From the summary: "No walls or other details can be seen inside the hole, and so any possible walls might be perfectly vertical and extremely dark or -- more likely -- overhanging."

      If you look at the image more carefully, you can clearly see shades and highlights that suggest the terrain slopes into the hole all around. That pretty much excludes equipment faults. One possible theory is that the cavern is conical in shape, getting wider as it goes down, which would certainly explain why it's so dark.
      In fact, you could almost say the walls are overhanging.
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  7. high-tech toys by linuxhack · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, that Torchwood and their lasers....

  8. obligatory giant worm comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leia -- "The cave is colapsing"

    Han -- "This is no cave"

    Leia -- "What?!"

  9. already a known and cataloged feature by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Time Lapse. They reach a cliff and look over the edge.]

    Zapp: Behold: The Great Stone Face of Mars.

    Fry: Hm.

    Zapp: The only known entrance to the Martian reservation.

    Leela: What about the Great Stone Ass of Mars?

    Zapp: Well, yeah, but it's way over the other side of the planet.

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  10. Quaid!!!!! by glrotate · · Score: 0

    I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porkin' my old lady.

  11. The black hole by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    of Calcutta now got a twin.

    I wonder how much tissue Mars uses in a year to wipe its hole.

    Thankyou, thankyou, enough applause already.

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  12. Am I the only one... by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    ...who thinks it looks like a researcher stubbed out a cigarette on a photo of the Martian surface?;-)

    1. Re:Am I the only one... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Nope, your not the only one. Didn't look like no cave entrance to me. I thought it was a bad CCD or what ever they are using on that camera. I'm assuming that they are smarter than me on this subject and it a cave.

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  13. Holy Green Mars batman by georgeha · · Score: 1

    It's a mohole for terraforming!

  14. cat 5 by packetmon · · Score: 1

    Great! Thats enough to barely connect a device to a router using an rj45 connection... Can we send some equipment out there now for Internet3?

  15. ...a version that is "stretched" by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Oookaaay...

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  16. Geez! They can't tell... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the planet drain hole? That's why they all died off because some knucklehead pulled the plug.

    And they call themselves scientists.

  17. This Is SPAAARTAAAA!!!!! by WaZiX · · Score: 1

    looks like the well in 300...

    1. Re:This Is SPAAARTAAAA!!!!! by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      sorry for replying to myself...

      But maybe this means we shouldn't be looking for water on Mars...

  18. The Iraq War Memorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fitting, y'think?

  19. Oh crap by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

    They have missile silos already. *hides under desk*

  20. Government Cover-Up by dafz1 · · Score: 1

    JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Elvis live on Mars, and the MRO "found" their resort. Why else would it be so black?

    Just in case, let's send Schwarzenegger to investigate.

  21. Obligatory /. responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So that's where Osama bin Laden's been hiding."
    "So that's where Saddam's weapons of mass destruction are."
    "So what do you think of this Mars cave, as a hole?"
    "Get your ass to Mars."

  22. Reminds me of this movie. by AltGrendel · · Score: 1
    Robinson Crusoe on Mars.

    He uses the caves as a place to hide from the aliens.

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  23. We're doomed I tell you. by geoff+lane · · Score: 4, Interesting

    NO one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.
  24. Yeah, yeah. by spungo · · Score: 5, Funny

    $10 says it's a bug on the lens.

    1. Re:Yeah, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$10 says it's a bug on the lens."

      That would be even more astonishing.... it being a martian bug and all ...

    2. Re:Yeah, yeah. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Or a piece of grit on the scanner scope.

      See, the thing about grit is, it's black, and the thing about scanner-scopes,,,

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    3. Re:Yeah, yeah. by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      A Martian bug in space, no less.

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    4. Re:Yeah, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our giant circle shaped bug overlords.

    5. Re:Yeah, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 red dwarf reference

  25. War of the Worlds by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the subsurface cannon barrel they used to fire their cylinders to invade Earth in 1898, 1938, and 1953. They may be readying for another attempt! When is the next opposition?

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    1. Re:War of the Worlds by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      It's the subsurface cannon barrel they used to fire their cylinders to invade Earth in 1898, 1938, and 1953. They may be readying for another attempt! When is the next opposition? It could also be a wave motion cannon.
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    2. Re:War of the Worlds by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Too late to prepare... they're already here!

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    3. Re:War of the Worlds by st1d · · Score: 1

      >>It could also be a wave motion cannon.

      Oh goody, like the wave maker at the pool??!! :P

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    4. Re:War of the Worlds by still-a-geek · · Score: 1

      Dude, you forgot 2005 http://imdb.com/title/tt0407304/.

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    5. Re:War of the Worlds by blackpig · · Score: 1

      Dude, we're all trying to forget 2005...

    6. Re:War of the Worlds by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you forgot 2005 http://imdb.com/title/tt0407304/.
      Not that one. No cylinders.

      Now this 2005 direct to video one starring C. Thomas Howell...
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  26. This is actually pretty cool by GeneralTao · · Score: 1

    This is the most exciting post about Mars in quite a while. I'm very curious to know what the inside of this cave looks like. Potentially, this could be a huge opportunity to see a whole lot of sedimentation. And possible liquid water in the bottom? How cool would that be?

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  27. That's No Cave! by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's Dick Cheney's soul, placed in a blind trust for the duration of his public service.

    1. Re:That's No Cave! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really? i thought it was your brain , you flamebait moron.

  28. Weird by GreggBz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is so much to know about Mars that we don't.

    No light is reflected back, which is kind of spooky. What can be inferred about the depth? How deep would it have to be for the HiRES camera stop sensing the light that is reflected?

    It's nice and round, that's unusual. There is no crater ejecta so I'm guessing nothing hit it. I'm not a geologist, but aren't giant round holes in otherwise homogeneous flat terrain a bit uncommon?

    Is there any radar in orbit with enough resolution to bounce a signal down one of these? I'm just so full of questions and awe.

    I'll be checking unmanned spaceflight for theories to these questions. Awesome site.

    1. Re:Weird by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Informative
      No. Sinkholes exhibit that feature, for example, in Florida.

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    2. Re:Weird by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Weird?

      I had a dream.
      A dream to launch the greatest and largest salami ever known to man!
      I launched that salami a while ago.
      Never did get to know where it landed.

    3. Re:Weird by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Mars is farther away, and thus 'Spooky'.

      We should send some meddling kids to check it out.

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    4. Re:Weird by jcgam69 · · Score: 1

      The hole is roughly the same size as nearby craters. My guess is that a meteor hit and collapsed a thin surface layer exposing a large subsurface lava tube.

  29. It's made of Cheese by Extremus · · Score: 1

    Finaly the proof...

    1. Re:It's made of Cheese by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      It's not made out of cheese. If it was the mice would have become a space fairing civilization long before now. I think its a watermelon and that is one of the seeds.

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  30. we've just found by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the first colonization site

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    1. Re:we've just found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      the first colonization site


      Cool. Lets go to another planet with the survival plan to drop into a hole that we can't really tell how deep it is, and have no idea what is in it.

    2. Re:we've just found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that sounds kinda like the plan for the Iraq war.

    3. Re:we've just found by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      No, the first *crash* site. Had the aliens used standard Orion units instead of Crithmorian feeler lengths, the landing thrusters would have kicked in on time. I'm sure we'll find the wreckage at the bottom of the hole.

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    4. Re:we've just found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, you know, more thought out.

  31. Oh man by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Just don't let the UAC move in and we'll all be fine. Oh, you might want to send a lone space marine in to investigate first to avoid possible killings of everyone on Mars.

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    1. Re:Oh man by PFI_Optix · · Score: 5, Informative

      Y'know, if the UAC would follow a few simply rules of planetary colonization, they wouldn't have such problems.

      1) When your life depends on the structural integrity of your base/space station, keep it well lit. Dark corners and unlit passageways invite unobserved problems and make excellent hiding places for demonic hordes.

      2) Emergency lighting is your friend. Self-contained lights that can run off batteries for days have existed since the 20th century. USE THEM.

      3) Teach your space marines how to use a pistol and flashlight at the same time. Television actors pretending to be cops can do it, so can they.

      4) Keep hidden compartments, passageways, and crawlspaces to a minimum. This will drastically reduce construction and maintenance costs by keeping the design simple, and make it far easier for a lone marine to save all of humanity.

      5) Develop lockdown procedures. They're useful in the event of a sudden loss of pressure to prevent your entire base from leaking air out a single fracture. They can also come in handy when your absurd experiments fail and you find yourself surrounded by blood-thirsty monsters. Seal all the doors. Combine this with #4 so that they can't simply bypass the doors by crawling through unnecessarily large ventilation shafts or open ceilings.

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    2. Re:Oh man by brentodd · · Score: 1

      I love that this is modded +5 Informative...

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  32. Floor seen on one image by dwarmstr · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you read the preprint (PDF), you'd note that luckily, one of the caves actually was imaged with the floor sunlit, giving the authors the ability to calculate the depth of that particular cave. This was covered on May 23rd on the Planetary Society blog.

    1. Re:Floor seen on one image by FiloEleven · · Score: 5, Informative

      And for those interested in the depth of that cave, it is estimated to be ~130 meters. Additionally, temperatures inside these openings (of which there are seven) appear to be more stable than on the surface.

    2. Re:Floor seen on one image by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Stable temperatures in a deep hole in the ground is normal, and expected as the ground provides a thermal stabilization feature. Same thing happens here on Earth, and news of it NOT being the case on Mars would be big news.

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  33. You can see much more detail by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    in this closeup. Note the little martians.

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    1. Re:You can see much more detail by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      And isnt that John Carter just there?

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  34. Really strange by DollyTheSheep · · Score: 1

    Gives me the impression as is the mars is actually hollow beneath its surface. Perhaps giant dust eating termites are living on this planet?

  35. Material properties? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

    Does the crater HAVE to be deep? I mean, maybe it is lined on the inside with a low emissivity & reflectivity material which did not get altered due it's being in a shadow from the sun? Here's to hoping that the cavity is small and not a big deal... Cheers! -- Vig

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  36. I for one... by skogs · · Score: 1

    I for one vote that we send our mars mission to a landing place within a fair distance of this great anomaly. Seriously...if for no other reason than to have a small vacation spot for the crew to go visit. Something interesting away from the normal day to day like growing vegetables for food and doing mineral samples. This would be a great scientific AND social easter egg for them (and us).

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  37. Upon closer inspection, scientists find ... by Lucas123 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a log in the hole in the bottom of Mars There's a log in the hole in the bottom of Mars There's a log, there's a log There's a log in the hole in the bottom of Mars. There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of Mars There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of Mars There's a branch, there's a branch There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of Mars.

  38. Leave it alone!!!! by camusflage · · Score: 1

    There may be a Space Slug in there!

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  39. At last! by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    At last we have the answer to the burning question: Is there a hole on mars?

  40. Fool me twice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not clicking on the link. Giant black hole? Arsia Mons? The story submitter is just trying to get me to click on the goatse link methinks.

  41. oops by egburr · · Score: 1

    Before looking at the picture, my first thought was that it would be Mars Rover camera showing it falling into the pit. Can you imagine being the one who programmed it's course and everyone asking how he/she missed dodging that!? I wonder what the guys at NASA would figure out to get it out of something like that. :)

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    1. Re:oops by wtfpgh · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what the guys at NASA would figure out to get it out of something like that"

      $1.2bn.

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  42. I'm confused by palewook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean men are from Venus and women are from Mars?

    1. Re:I'm confused by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty sure this proves men are from Mars.

      (Apologies to the poster above and the faint of stomach.)

    2. Re:I'm confused by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      No. It only confirms that geeks are found on Planet Slashdot.

    3. Re:I'm confused by RedElf · · Score: 1

      Well if nothing else, it does bring new meaning to the term: gaping hole.

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    4. Re:I'm confused by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Not all men, only goatse!

    5. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf are you talking about? Everyone has an asshole.

    6. Re:I'm confused by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Everyone has an asshole.

      Yeah, but how many people let theirs post on Slashdot?

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    7. Re:I'm confused by Inner_Child · · Score: 1

      About 1.1 million of them?

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  43. Martian Mordor by Kythe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that's what happens when you leave the door to Mount Doom unlocked :)

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  44. Low Gravity Base Jumping by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 4, Funny

    To me this is exciting. Imagine, hundreds of years from now this cavern may be visited by our descendants, and they will probably be just as crazy as we are today and thus will do things like this.

    Ah, the future. I really want to stick around to see as much of it as possible!

    1. Re:Low Gravity Base Jumping by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thin Martian atmosphere makes an Earthly parachute as much use as an anvil. Come to think of it, that would be funny to watch.

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    2. Re:Low Gravity Base Jumping by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

      gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelet, eh? ;)

    3. Re:Low Gravity Base Jumping by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ironically homonymous with "break a couple legs."

    4. Re:Low Gravity Base Jumping by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      The thin Martian atmosphere makes an Earthly parachute as much use as an anvil

      Shhh. Don't tell those guys at JPL that the rovers parachutes could have been substituted by an anvil.

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    5. Re:Low Gravity Base Jumping by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Fine print: Earthly parachute. Note that most Mars probes decellerate by parachute in the upper atmosphere, then use either rocket braking or air bags for touchdown, including the rovers (http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/spirit_lands _040103.html). There is a sound reason for this: a parachute of a given size on Mars has only 7/1000ths the drag of the same sized canopy on Earth, so they have little to no effect below a few hundred miles per hour.

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  45. Re:You won. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    The discussion is over. You are the winner.

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  46. Overheard by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

    From Mars to Jupiter:

    Why can't I quit you?!

  47. Lava? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok this is on top of a lava plain? I'm not that great with geology but doesn't this imply a hard crusty top like here on Earth? Why is it so hard to believe that there is a massive cave under a lava plain? 300ft isn't that huge considering the other features on this planet. If the hole opens to a larger underground area...the light may not as easily reflect back up out of the cave. Think about it...if you have a deep cave that is 300ft wide and it opens up into a vase like structure...the light will have a dificult time reaching back out of the cave.

  48. Danger Han Solo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't hide there while trying to evade imperial forces...

  49. I feel they're missing at least one obvious option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article says that the lack of ejected material rules out an impact, but it certainly does not rule out an impact into the roof of a dome (likely a lava-formed dome given the material)... whether from space or from a volcano (any within several miles?). There'd be little to no kick-back of debris if it simply punhced through.

    It could be a structural collapse, but it's awfuly round.

  50. thermal boreholes, anyone? by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this make anyone else think of Alpha Centauri? Thermal boreholes give lots of energy, but they raise temperatures in the surrounding 8 sectors - not necessarily a bad thing on Mars.

    I don't see any roads, farms, mines or solar collectors, though. You're never going to grow the colony and win the game without farm sectors.

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  51. A Simpsions Reference by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1

    Speed holes

    Sorry someone had to say it

  52. Upon investigating further.. by SixDimensionalArray · · Score: 1

    .. they found it!

    Obligatory "The Far Side" cartoon reference (slightly embellished):
    Upon investigating further, scientists discovered a broken piano in the large black spot (as well as thousands if not millions of missing aircraft, broken computers, loose change, small animals and socks)... it turns out that the spot the sun never shines wasn't in Iowa! It was on Mars!

    Well, now we know where to stick it where the Sun don't shine.

    -6d

  53. Lava Tube by jnaujok · · Score: 4, Informative

    Given the fact that it's on the side of a volcano, and the fact that it's in the middle of a lava field, the most likely answer is that it opens into a lava tube. Most likely a small meteorite hit the center of the circle and caused a circular fracture that fell into the underlying tube.

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    1. Re:Lava Tube by Jasper__unique_dammi · · Score: 1

      Or the ground just shifted... Or even better, someone took some white paper, and used a hole puncher on it, photographing it with a black background!

    2. Re:Lava Tube by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      maybe, but i'd expect in that case...

      1. the opening would be elongated along the axis of the tube
      2. it should be more cracked and irregular since there would be little surface erosion to smooth things out
      3. lava tubes tend to be fairly shallow so the bottom should be visible
      4. lava tubes tend to be curved and smooth inside, so you'd expect more reflection
      5. the walls would be visible on two sides and at least one of them should be getting sunlight

      so except for those small issues, I would agree with you.

    3. Re:Lava Tube by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      Much of this depends greatly on the relative size of the lava tube and the thickness of the crust covering the tube.

      We're very used to observing lava tubes here on Earth, whereas lava tubes on Mars (very thin atmosphere, much lower gravity, different rock/lava composition) may behave quite differently.

      I like the lava tube theory. The Tharsis volcanoes are much larger than earth volcanoes, the idea that these holes are tiny pinpricks into massive lava tubes is certainly intriguing. That they appear on an ancient lava plain lends much credence to the theory. The big question, when assuming these are gargantuan lava tubes, is where the exit is. To form a tube, we can assume one thing: At the exit location must exist a unique condition, such as over a precipice, where the lava was not obstructed by itself - otherwise it would pile up, slow itself down, and have filled or partially filled the tube as the obstructed lava cooled and hardened.

      Perhaps on Mars, due to the lack of atmosphere and cold conditions, the surface of lava flows harden quickly even though molten rock continues to flow underneath? The mystery of where the lava went would still be intriguing if this were true. Perhaps the behavior of lava on Mars is so different that a non-constricting endpoint is not required but rather that simply a downhill flow could generate this result due to differences in viscosity, coherence, and adherence as well as the well known atmospheric and gravitational differences.

      In the paper http://www.lpi.usra.edu/meetings/lpsc2007/pdf/1371 .pdf, further reading turns up that illumination from one of the seven cave floors was captured. Current estimate for depth of the Dena cave is approximately 130m. Since the sides of these holes didn't reflect either, its safe to assume the diameter of each of the caves is considerably larger than the skylights that we're seeing. Those are some pretty large holes!

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    4. Re:Lava Tube by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      Given the fact that it's on the side of a volcano, and the fact that it's in the middle of a lava field, the most likely answer is that it opens into a lava tube. Most likely a small meteorite hit the center of the circle and caused a circular fracture that fell into the underlying tube. Right...or more likely it is a giant worm tube.
    5. Re:Lava Tube by jnaujok · · Score: 3, Informative

      1. the opening would be elongated along the axis of the tube

      Possibly, but only if the size of the hole is similar to the size of the tube. If this is a shot through the "ceiling" and doesn't come close to the walls, (and if the Dena guess of 130m for the diameter of the cave is close) then this could easily be just a punched "skylight". If the tube is, in fact, even larger, then it might very well be possible to see no difference in the edges. Lava tubes, at least from the data I've seen, tend to have mostly flat ceilings and are not purely cylindrical.

      2. it should be more cracked and irregular since there would be little surface erosion to smooth things out

      Actually, I'd expect that with only gravity to do it's work, and if it was caused by a meteor impact, that the shape would be almost perfectly circular, with any further cracks being either covered by the pervasive Martian dust (see the Spirit and Opportunity data.) Also, impacts in stone tend not to make many cracks (see this image for an example of how cement breaks. Admittedly volcanic basalt is not concrete, but the idea is similar. Also, how long has this cave been here? A thousand years, a million, a billion? It could be just about any of the above.

      3. lava tubes tend to be fairly shallow so the bottom should be visible

      Lava tubes tend to be shallow on Earth. However the Ape Cave lava tube in Washington is clearly at least as deep as it is wide [See here], and since we can't see walls on a 100m wide image, we can assume (and I know all about that word) that it might easily be 100m deep. Also, seeing the bottom depends on lots of factors. What is the angle of the sun (hard to tell from the lack of shadows) and the resulting angle to the spacecraft. There's a lot of ways to get near zero light, even given a cave only 50 meters deep.

      4. lava tubes tend to be curved and smooth inside, so you'd expect more reflection

      Lava tubes on Earth. Which are a few thousand years old. Look at Ape Cave in the above image and show me "smooth and shiny." I see bumpy and cracked. What happens when you expose basalt to ionizing radiation? Mars, lacking in a major magnetic field, allows a lot of radiation to impact the surface. What does that do to basalt? On the moon it makes it dark and bumpy. (see regolith)

      5. the walls would be visible on two sides and at least one of them should be getting sunlight

      Again, only if this hole spanned the width of the tube because of natural collapse. Lower gravity on Mars means you can have much larger air-supported structures. Lack of water or an erosion cycle means that the tube is less likely to collapse on its own. As some one else stated, these structures could act totally differently on Mars than on Earth. Perhaps on Mars, the thin, cold atmosphere leads to near immediate radiative cooling of the surface and almost all lava flows were under the surface. Once you form an insulating skin that prevents outgassing to proceed to the surface, it could be possible that a large gap would form between the ceiling of the flow and the current lava flow even without a noticable down-slope flow pool. Maybe the entire lava field is just the surface of one big bubble.

      It's always dangerous to extrapolate Earth features to other planets and expect there to be no difference. This is a fascinating feature that deserves further study.

      Either that, or the Martians are cloaking their secret base. One of the two...

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    6. Re:Lava Tube by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      >> It's always dangerous to extrapolate Earth features to other planets
      >> and expect there to be no difference.

      And if there are enough differences, it is no longer the same kind of feature. It's really to hard to tell w/o further info.

      I didn't say so in my previous message but I'm suspecting it's a small caldera. On earth these can be highly circular and quite deep. They get filled up with water or dirt and become deep lakes or unremarkable valleys. On Mars it should get filled up with dust, but maybe it's young enough that it's not there yet.

    7. Re:Lava Tube by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      My only problem with the caldera feature is that most of them have near vertical walls. I also wouldn't expect a caldera in the middle of a lava flow from another caldera.

      In this case, it looks like what we see is a thin crust over a large void space. Another thought I'd had was a large "bubble" that broke through the surface, or whose top had fallen in.

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    8. Re:Lava Tube by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      and the low gravity would make gas trapped in the lava be in less of a hurry to escape, so it could build up to be larger than similar features on earth.

    9. Re:Lava Tube by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a rapidly cooling surface (low temp) would create a thick "skin" for the bubble, and the lower atmospheric pressure would make an equivalent amount of gas make a much larger bubble.

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  54. Deep enough? by Dimwit · · Score: 1

    According to one source, they've estimated that the hole is about 130 meters deep.

    How deep would the hole need to be to provide a reasonable atmospheric pressure at the bottom? I realize it wouldn't be *breathable* atmosphere, but at least the pressure would be survivable.

    Any ideas?

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    1. Re:Deep enough? by Teun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Martian atmosphere is about 1% of the density we prefer (~1 Bar).
      To increase the pressure to a survivable few 100 mBar would require several kilometers...

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    2. Re:Deep enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that on Earth(with higher gravity), you need to go up about 5500m for atmospheric pressure to be 1/2 sea level- You'd need an extremely deep hole on Mars to go from 0.8kPa (Mars surface pressure) to 101.3kPa (Earth surface pressure).

    3. Re:Deep enough? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      According to one source, they've estimated that the hole is about 130 meters deep.

      What source? How did they estimate that? From the given scale, it's about 130 meters in diameter, perhaps you're confused?

      If it were that shallow (and not filled with anything that soaked up light), we'd be able to see more detail.

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  55. Is this a story ? by cyberianpan · · Score: 1
    We've a photo that shows soemthing that might be a hole in the ground. If people went to Mars then they could live in the hole instead of on the surface... don't think that's a /. story. But:

    I'm no geologist but possibly is the story how the hole was made ?

    Because the spot lacks a raised rim or tossed out material called ejecta, researchers have ruled out the pit being an impact crater. So that leaves wind(?) , water(which would be a story) but a big river at 330 feet across, X ? , Y? , Z ?. What might make this story would be some informed geological speculation. Otherwise someone has just found a hole in the ground.
    1. Re:Is this a story ? by slim-t · · Score: 1

      It's a slashdot story because it proves Mars is a cleverly conceiled Death Star type spacestation, constructed by George Lucas. This hole is where the hostile alien ships enter and leave the interior. Somebody forgot to close the door, now Earth has a photograph of it, and they are surely on their way to destroy us.

    2. Re:Is this a story ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So that leaves wind(?) , water(which would be a story) but a big river at 330 feet across, X ? , Y? , Z ?

      Not wind, because the surface appears to be fairly flat, and I'm not aware of wind ever punching a hole straight down into the surface like that (at least not without other nearby protrusions to force the wind into some sort of vortex). Not a surface river, because there are no flow indications on the surface. Possibly a subterranean river or something which has eroded the material from the surface, leaving behind a thin crust on top. An impact would then break through the surface and not scatter ejecta around. But what exactly caused the erosion of the subsurface material?

    3. Re:Is this a story ? by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lots of things form caves. Limestone caverns are caused by acidic water leeching through the soil and eating away at the substrate. We know that parts of Mars were once covered with seas as acidic as acid mine ponds, so that seems a reasonable possibility.

      There are also lava tubes all over the planet, although that would be one monstrous lava tube.

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    4. Re:Is this a story ? by senahj · · Score: 1

      > that would be one monstrous lava tube.

      That's one monstrous volcano.
      http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/solar/m arsthar.html

      Note that the summit of Olympus Mons, one of the four super-volcanoes
      comprised by the Tharsis region, is over 20 kilometers above mean datum.
      Dude, that's a 65-thousand-foot-tall volcano.

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  56. Vacated worm home by Shabbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly it's the vacated home of the Asteroid Worm in Star Wars: Episode V. He couldn't afford the rent anymore.

    Cheers.

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    1. Re:Vacated worm home by jd · · Score: 1

      What makes you think this isn't a prototype Death Star, disguised as a planet? The photo is just looking down the giant planet-smashing plasma cannon.

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    2. Re:Vacated worm home by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Clearly it's the vacated home of the Asteroid Worm in Star Wars: Episode V. He couldn't afford the rent anymore.

      More like his mom finally kicked him out, she lived on the surface of the asteroid, which made his dwelling her basement.

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  57. Miniature black hole? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 0

    I know it sounds stupid - but could it be that it was an impact from a miniature black hole?

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    1. Re:Miniature black hole? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

      Nope because the whole planet would have been sucked in and probably Earth as well.

    2. Re:Miniature black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a miniature black hole would just go through Mars and burst on the opposite side of the planet, continuing its journey mostly without any hint that it had hit something, maybe just some fraction of percent bigger.

      even if such a black hole was slow enough to be stopped by the friction during the passage, it would at most consume Mars. from Earth, we would only notice that Mars disappeared, but the gravity felt outside what was Mars wouldn't be affected. even Phobos and Deimos (the Mars moons) would still continue to orbit the martian black hole as if Mars was still there.

    3. Re:Miniature black hole? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Not so. A black hole only eats things that fall into it. A miniature black hole (the size of a molecule), has a lot of mass, but could actually fall in to the core of a planet and stay there.

      I suppose Mars would have a lot more wobble, though.

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  58. not a cave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wormsign!

  59. Doh by buswolley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop Dreaming Homer. Its Not A Donut.

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  60. Someone has to say it... by HiredMan · · Score: 0

    After a giant cave was found on the plains of Arsia Mons scientists called a press conference to announce they have named it Mons Veneris.

    And then they spent the rest of the press conference giggling and nudging each other.

    =Hiredman

  61. I nominate by buswolley · · Score: 1

    Bush's Brain.

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  62. Sigh.... by natedog44 · · Score: 1

    As if the Hollow Earth Society: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth/ needed any encouragement.

  63. Shhh. Its Photoshopped. by jellomizer · · Score: 0

    They just took a picture of Mars. using the hand select tool dew a rough circle, on a new layer filled it in in black. Then pillowed embossed it.

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  64. Subterrain Realestate by OverlordsShadow · · Score: 1

    When and how can I purchase some of this new found realestate. Was thinking it might be a good site for future filmings of Batman and other movies which may involve caves as Hollywood is usually willing to pay big bucks for prime locals.

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    1. Re:Subterrain Realestate by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      But who would you get to play Batman? I'm all for shooting Christian Bale, Val Kilmer and Michael Keaton into space at once, but I think they might get suspicious when they see each other on the launch pad...

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    2. Re:Subterrain Realestate by OverlordsShadow · · Score: 1

      Good question. What if we went 'for something completely different' and got Pierce Brosnan to do it with a Val Kilmer accent? Or go with your idea and film the trip there like a 'reality tv' stint.

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    3. Re:Subterrain Realestate by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      How about Rob Schneider doing an impersonation of Pierce Brosnan imitating Val Kilmer? It could be called "The Bat"...which, coincidentally, is what the resulting angry mob would probably be armed with.

      The reality TV in space idea isn't bad, but send all the producers instead. That alone would make the whole space program worthwhile.

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  65. The War of the Worlds by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    "I am inclined to think that this blaze may have been the casting of the huge gun, IN THE VAST PIT SUNK INTO THEIR PLANET, from which their shots were fired at us."
    Wow... H.G. Wells was ahead of his time.

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  66. It's not a cave! this is not a joke thread! by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    You can see on the one edge, at about 11:00-12:00 on the "cave" edge, where there is a string of tiny islands in the black goop. Explain that to me in terms of a cave feature... good luck!

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  67. You forgot the most obvious one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goatse jokes/references

  68. Right, but ... by kju · · Score: 1

    ... does the hole run on linux?

  69. Finally! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Finally! An excuse for all that training I did on my Atari back in the 80s

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  70. God is Goatseing you. by Palmyst · · Score: 1

    Don't ask me where His hands are. They are, of course, invisible.

  71. in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russia has announced plans to establish a copy on Uranus

  72. Caverns of Mars III by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    This is the most exciting post about Mars in quite a while. Well, at least since Slashdot last reported that caves had been found on Mars, and then reported that again.

    Does this give me another excuse to praise the foresight of this computer game's creators?
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  73. Re:It's not a cave! this is not a joke thread! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shadows from the left?

  74. I, For One... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our underground Martian... Ah, never mind...

  75. New mission parameters by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    Dick Cheney ordered it bombed as a possible Al Qaida hideout.

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  76. Anyone else wondering... by gilroy · · Score: 1

    ... if we're gonna find Lorien at the bottom?

    It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?

  77. Kinkey by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    "Deep hole", "mons", "ejecta"? I'm all hot and bothered now...

  78. Massive? by Sgt+O · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can a hole in the ground be 'massive'?

    1. Re:Massive? by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      By definition a hole, as you suggest, has no mass. There might be Martian air (or whatever they have there) in the hole, but the hole itself is the absence of mass.

      Perhaps everyone is being too charitable in assuming it's just a figure of speech. The kind of editorial sharpness you show in pointing out the aposite adjective is indeed admirable. We must have more of this kind of work on Slashdot, which has gotten too concerned with the content of the articles.

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    2. Re:Massive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a hole in the ground be 'massive'?


      It's filled with dark matter.
    3. Re:Massive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? I'm standing on a massive hole as we speak

    4. Re:Massive? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      How can a hole in the ground be 'massive'?

      According to this definition it can be. In fact, there's nothing in that definition that indicates that the reasonably-common scientific sense of the word to mean "having mass" is correct.

      (And besides come on, *everyone* who isn't a scientist uses "massive" to mean "very big"...)
    5. Re:Massive? by Hex4def6 · · Score: 1

      Well, in transistors etc, holes (the absence of electrons) are given negative mass.

  79. Excellent! by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    I hear the landfills on Earth are all filling up... finally, a new hole to throw shit into!

    Well, for a little while, anyway.

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  80. "Massive" != "Large" by inonit · · Score: 1

    For goodness' sake, this is filed under "Science." Does anyone have a figure on the estimated "mass" of this cave?

    1. Re:"Massive" != "Large" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 billion ton?

  81. Worm Sign! by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

    I claim this planet in the name of House Atreides.

  82. Re:It's not a cave! this is not a joke thread! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Stalagmite sticking up were the light can see the tip of it?

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  83. what's in there? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    I think it's obvious that this is where the darkness-loving creatures that inspired the film Pitch Black are hiding. Pity they're not likely to get a total eclipse for a long, long time.

  84. The Great Blue Hole [Re:Weird] by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The hole is almost perfectly circular, over 1,000 feet across and 400 feet deep. It was formed as a limestone cave system during the last ice age when sea levels were much lower. As the ocean began to rise again the caves flooded, and the roof collapsed."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blue_Hole

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  85. Spelunking on Mars by disasm · · Score: 1

    Who wants to go spelunking in Summer 2010 (we should have some way to get there by then...)? I got a rope, anyone have mars suits we can use? I'm planning on getting a job as a sysadmin on the first human inhabited mars spaceship for my transportation to get there. If anyone else is interested, I'm sure they'll need janitors and cooks to come along! Sam

  86. Black Monolith by Gizah · · Score: 1

    That would be a nice place to put one.

  87. I already know what they will find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Black Mourning Spider

  88. One song deserves another by jd · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's a hole in my planet, dear NASA, dear NASA,
    There's a hole in my planet, dear NASA, a hole.

    Then fill it, dear Martian, dear Martian,
    Then fill it, dear Martion, fill it.

    With what shall I fill it, dear NASA, dear NASA,
    With what shall I fill it, dear NASA, with what?

    With crashed space probes, dear Martian, dear Martian,
    With crashed space probes, dear Martian, space probes.

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  89. Martian Censorship by MutualDisdain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly this is Martian Censorship. The Martians are preventing the disclosure of sensitive locations so that they aren't published on Google Mars.

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    1. Re:Martian Censorship by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Well of course, if they don't, the Martian terrorists win.

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  90. Catastrophic Failure / Evil Overlord list by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

    Hmm, your list could be a nice fit next to the Evil Overlord list.

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  91. Before we get all excited by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Before we get all excited about the possibility of a hole in the ground, I would like to take this opportunity to remind Slashdaughters that Mars is basically for a realistic purposes just a bright star in the night sky, nothing more.

      There is nothing gained by spending hundreds of billions of dollars going there.

      But, ... ...We spend hundreds of billions of dollars on a stupid war, so why shouldn't we spend the same on a science project that holds out the possibility of uniting all mankind.
            - There is a real limit to the number of projects that we can spend hundreds of billions of dollars on before we run out of money and have nothing but dreams and rocks to show for our money. Also the money spent on the insane war hasn't been earned yet. It's been financed out of future obligations that our grandchildren must pay or suffer Argentinian-style economic collapse.

            - Mankind doesn't give a shit about rockets unless they are carrying hydrogen-to-helium conversion machines being delivered to people who are different from themselves. One of the arguments for spending billions of dollars on the Apollo moon project was the unity of mankind bullshit. Playing golf on the moon didn't stop all the massacres that have happened since then. Pol Pot didn't look at the moon and think 'humankind has been there in the spirit of peace, therefore I should not order the murder of millions of my own people just because they wear glasses'. Osama didn't walk out of his cave, glance at the moon, and think 'if I order airliners full of people to be crashed into buildings full of people, then I be violating the spirit of the people who have traveled there in the name of peace'. No, and neither will walking on any dot in the night sky change the basic nature of uncivilized people.

            So there may be a cave on Mars? So what? Grow up. We face climate change and peak oil in your lifetime. Dream about how you're going to feed, protect, and educate your grandchildren instead of being the first to enter some hole in the ground of what is just a dot in the night sky.

          Be realistic, the 21st century demands it.

    1. Re:Before we get all excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boohoo, this money could be used to fatten up the poor. boohoo.

      just shut your cake hole. the solutions to the problems of education and the environment aren't going to be found in government money, they're going to be found in your own actions. until you get to the truth that no matter how much money is thrown at some problems they're going to remain the same then you're just going to waste tax dollars.

      the finest minds of our times have done with next to nothing but educated themselves. environmental treaties do less than taking the situation in your own hands and using your own head. we've been hearing these ramblings about climate change for over 30 years and even as much as we've worked on it we've made little progress. this is because the consumers can do more to sway the market then the g8 goofs.

      it's time for you to grow up and stop expecting big government to stop you from digging your own hole.

    2. Re:Before we get all excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling troll is a trolllll....

    3. Re:Before we get all excited by metalcup · · Score: 1
      wow..you sound like you've had one hell of a crappy day!!

      If, as a species, we end up shooting ourselves in the foot, so be it.. But while the journey lasts, I want to have somethig to dream of, something to look forward to.

      I will do my best to deal with the challenges I face today - but if I know a grand, bright, bloody interesting future awaits me and my children (and my grand-children), I will be motivated to work harder.

      If all I had to hold on to was a fear of all the crap that is happening in the world today (which I think is silly; we are better off as a species now then even 50 years ago), what hope would I have for my kids (and so on?)

      This is my perspective ofcourse, YMMV.. cheers!
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  92. It's the Langoliers! by not_Roland_Piquepail · · Score: 1

    Sorry, this was a real stinker of a movie. Not one good quote to throw around here.

  93. Cool Story but... by Bagggy · · Score: 1

    Who wrote this article? Space.com needs some new journalists. Whoever it is kind of writes like a 6th grader.

  94. Could be lots of things. by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As another poster noted, a sink hole would be a perfectly good explanation. Erosion can also produce some amazing results - the Giant's Causeway is a series of pillars that stretch from Ireland to Scotland that formed because of intrusion into softer rock. This could be some weird reverse of that. It might not really be a hole, per-se, but merely something transparent at the frequency of observation that again has intruded a-la the Giant's Causeway. Maybe this was a gigantic geyser in a time when surface water was more common. As with the "face" on Mars, maybe this is an artifact of the camera, the angle, or the lighting.

    At this point, as far as I can tell, there are a huge number of possibilities and no information to distinguish between them.

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  95. Ahhh... by Uthic · · Score: 1

    So THAT'S what happened when Beagle 2 landed.

  96. Cenote? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My first though was that it looked like a cenote. They are built from limestone though so it would have to be by a different mechanism. My other thought was it might be a lava tube or a volcanic neck where the magma settled back out. I'm surprised that it hasn't been filled in by millennia of blowing sand so it must be rather young or constantly kept clear somehow. Maybe it is an alien portal and the hollow earth people got it right but for the wrong planet.

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    1. Re:Cenote? by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it is an alien portal and the hollow earth people got it right but for the wrong planet.


      Actually, its where all the lost right socks and car keys in the galaxy go.
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    2. Re:Cenote? by Wicko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems so strange that you wouldn't see any of the walls of the tube. The sun would have to either be almost directly above, or, the hole's walls would have to go slope outwards of the hole, kind of like a bubble underneath the surface with the tip exposed..

      Seems extremely odd. I'm beginning to wonder if this isnt just a photoshop/publicity stunt..

    3. Re:Cenote? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      The sun would have to either be almost directly above

      Look at the shadows and highlights - the sun's coming from the bottom left of the picture, looks like an elevation of about 60 degrees. If that's the case, for the sun not to be directly illuminating the bottom, the cavity would be more than 180m deep.

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    4. Re:Cenote? by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Informative

      Contrary to popular belief, the sandstorms on Mars are nothing like ours on Earth. To put it simply, the winds are not strong enough to create the storms like ours. The popular media will talk about windspeeds, but fail to mention or account for the much lower pressure on Mars. The lower the atmospheric pressure the faster the wind must blow to exert a similar pressure. What we see in Martian dist storms are very small/fine particles, not the "grains of sand" you see at the beach or in your local sandbox. They are more along the lines of flour. Hmm wait this is slashdot. They are more like the powdered sugar on the top of your Krispy Kremes. To fill that big of a hole with that fine of stuff would take on helluva long time. Especially after accounting for blowing back out or other wind currents not taking it in there in the first place.

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  97. Discovery of hole in the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be it electron hole, black hole, ozone hole or mars hole. Now we will pour billions of dollars in this mars hole. Way to go!

  98. not a cave to me by phrostie · · Score: 1

    as much as i would like there to be a giant cave, it looks to me to be at best a sinkhole that has filled in with a very dark material.

    1. Re:not a cave to me by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Thanks, Professor, but the text accompanying the original photo makes it clear that the folks who are trained and experienced at interpreting HiRISE images say no:

      The HiRISE camera is very sensitive and we can see details in almost any shadow on Mars, but not here. We also cannot see the deep walls of the pit. The best interpretation is that this is a collapse pit into a cavern or at least a pit with overhanging walls. We cannot see the walls because they are either perfectly vertical and extremely dark or, more likely, overhanging.

      The pit must be very deep to prevent detection of the floor from skylight, which is quite bright on Mars.

    2. Re:not a cave to me by AJWM · · Score: 1

      They may be trained at interpreting HiRISE images, but they've either had no experience with terrestrial aerial photographs, or they're afraid to say what they really think.

      The talus slope on the east edge that "just stops" is a dead givaway.

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    3. Re:not a cave to me by Oswald · · Score: 1
      ...or these aren't terrestrial photographs.

      After I looked up "talus," I see what looks like talus-that-just-stops in a bunch of places. I noticed it before I knew the word for it. Assuming the HiRISE guys aren't blind and have heard of gravity, perhaps they see it too and have some explanation for why it looks like that (though I'm personally at a loss to say what that might be).

    4. Re:not a cave to me by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      I wish these dumb scientists would consult the experts of Slashdot more often. It makes me wonder how they got equipment into space and to Mars in the first place!

  99. Doh. by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    Inapposite, not "aposite". Note to self: you're a moron.

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  100. Re:What? No Goatse.cx jokes? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Some holes don't need further study.

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  101. Not just any hole by White+Yeti · · Score: 2

    So that's where Mel's Hole went!

  102. Volcanic Vent? by LightPhoenix7 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm no geologist, but there's a cave with no impact rim on the side of a volcano. That seems to me to be shouting volcanic vent.

    I mean, people with big holes shout all the time.

  103. Who names these things ? by balbeir · · Score: 1

    A big hole found in ARSia mons ?????

    Of course, where else would you find one ?

  104. silly NASA engineers... by Enlil · · Score: 1

    All you had to do was turn up the gamma!

  105. The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative
    Isaac Asimov wrote an essay about Uranus: "The Unmentionable Planet", published in "The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction" in November 1986.


    He starts the article with an anecdote mentioning how he once mentioned the planet 'yoo-RAY-nus' to someone only to be corrected. After checking the dictionary (he doesn't mention which one), he learned that the correct pronunciation was 'YOO-rih-nus'.


    This essay is reprinted in 1988 in the anthology "The Relativity of Wrong", Pinnacle Books, ISBN 1-55817-169-X

    1. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to the Mirriam Webster page, it can be pronounced either way.

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    2. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure a word that sounds like "of or relating to urine" is any better.

      That said, I'm not in favor of renaming it at all. If you haven't learned to ignore name jokes by the time you're out of 5th grade, you've got issues.

    3. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pronunciation is NOT "your anus"

      That's not true. Uranus was universally pronounced "your anus" by U.S. English speakers up until sometime in the late 70s, give or take 5 years or so. At some point, some namby-pamby group of uptight anal-retentive bible-thumping ultraconservatives managed to convince a critical mass of weak minded mouth-breathers that something had to be done to stop a few grade school kids from snickering and chuckling during the ass-tronomy portion of science class, and an effort was made to change the pronunciation.

      Fuck that. I'm 43. The 7th planet is pronounced "your anus" and will be until the day I die.

    4. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's not much of a consolation. The other way sounds like 'urinous' as in:

      Main Entry: -ous
      Function: adjective suffix
      Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French -us, -ous, from Latin -osus
      1 : full of : abounding in : having : possessing the qualities of
      http://m-w.com/dictionary/-ous
    5. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      And the Oxford American Dictionary on my Mac (I love it) says it can be pronounced like 'yoo-ran-us' (or something like that).

    6. Re:The pronunciation is NOT "your anus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 7th planet is pronounced "your anus" and will be until the day I die.

      Please, don't forget to put a note in your testament reminding us to change it back.
  106. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... welcome our new Martian cave-dwelling masters

    1. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Mars, Hole Discovers You!

  107. The obvious simpsons reference... by marvelouspatric · · Score: 1

    "Did you know the hole's only natural enemy is the pile?"

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  108. It's a lake. by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Seriously, zoom in on the north (? top in the image) edge, there's a part where it's black at the bottom of the cliff, then a little ways out from that there's a rise with more material showing before the main body of "blackness".

    An aerial photograph of a lake with dark water (or a lake of other dark fluid - magma? oil? vegemite?) looks exactly like this, around the edges you'll get the occasional off-shore rise.

    I don't know what this really is on Mars, but that north edge is a little too weird for just a sinkhole, and overall the light just stops too abruptly -- just as though the crater, hole, pit, whatever were filled to just below the surface with a dark fluid. (The Blue Hole offshore Belize, which I've dived, looks a lot like this from above the surface too.)

    Also, check the east rim, there looks like a landslide with a talus slope spreading out, stopping at the same "fluid level" as the rest.

    Or maybe it's all just a badly-timed April Fool's joke. The thing looks more like a clever fake than anything likely to be found on Mars.

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  109. Re:I feel they're missing at least one obvious opt by Altus · · Score: 1


    yea, couldn't this be kind of like a super volcano here on earth where there was a huge pool of lava and then it receded leaving an empty space. Here on earth those generally collapse into a caldera but maybe on mars it didn't and when something big hit it, it just formed a big hole. Since the crust is thin, there is nothing to eject.

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  110. Attack of the Martian Carpenter Bees ! by rip_1956 · · Score: 1

    Hope that the bugger doesn't come flyin' outta that hole!

    I've got some of those carpenter bee holes on my wood deck. Looks just like the picture.

    A bit smaller, though...

  111. What everyone here is thinking... by AgentBif · · Score: 1

    Ok, I guess I'll be the one to put into words what slashdot is collectively thinking...

    Well, I for one welcome our new hole-dwelling overlords!

    (sigh)

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  112. Re:Before we get all excited MOD DOWN!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent down: -1 asshattery

  113. Clearly a job for Haliburton! by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    That's no cave! That's a giant puddle of oil.

    Clearly a result of Mars' former lush watery vegetative past.

    Seriously, what if that were oil? There'd be a Mars expedition program the likes of which we've not yet seen. It would make the Apollo moon program look like Cub Pack 13's model rocketry club.

    1. Re:Clearly a job for Haliburton! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Not Halliburton. Its a job for ExxonMobil and BP.

      Can't you remember anything?

      Halliburton, KBR go when we fight a war against the martians or we set up Gitmos in Mars. They would charge $23,000 for a hammer and $33,500 for a toilet seat, and send mercenaries to cover up things.
      BP and Exxon go when there is oil to be dug and sold at $65 a barrel even though it takes only $3 to dig up.

      So BP would send a shuttle up to Mars using the recent advances in spaceship and then dig.
      When they get shoo-ed away by martians, they call in Bush to declare war on terror against martians who kill innocent miners.
      Cheney would jump and declare war, claiming executive privilege even before Bush does so, thus earning the eternal wrath of Cindy Sheehan.
      US would pass laws providing instant citizenship to non-US people who sign up for the military and agree to be sent to Mars.
      We would have Spaceship Troopers in real, and an TCP/IP network setup between Earth and Mars.
      A separate MarsTube would allow soldiers and KBR employees to upload videos and pics of US marines getting shot, etc.

      Crude would be shipped from Mars to Earth to be refined and back again from Earth to Mars as Gasoline/ Diesel to feed the troops, thereby allowing KBR and Halliburton to earn money in billions.

      Halliburton would move HQ to Mars Central to avoid taxes.

      Next time, take the beer car out of your mouth long enough to type correctly with such a detailed story, kid.

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  114. Silver Surfer by Psyx · · Score: 1

    Are we sure this isn't just a promotional gimmick for "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer"?

  115. Irrigations systems by Livius · · Score: 1

    You'd expect all those canals to be connected to a reservoir or something.

  116. Actually, it's not pure black... by AgentBif · · Score: 1

    The black part is not pure black, actually. There appears to be some structure inside the hole.

    I ran the HiRISE cut-out image through photoshop (using a stark black-white striped image gradient) and some structure appears to come out in the black region. It's way down on one side of the color spectrum, but I'm able to see about 4 layers of gradient in the black. Perhaps a professional image analysis could bring out more.

    With my limited imaging experience (undergrad astrophysics) it doesn't seem to me like the data that comes out is merely random instrument noise. It looks sort of like broad hilly terrain variations of a scale size similar to those outside the hole.

    If someone could recommend a free image hosting service that can handle getting slashdotted, I'd be happy to post my tweaked version of the HiRISE image.

    -b

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    1. Re:Actually, it's not pure black... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five bucks says it's a Starbucks.

    2. Re:Actually, it's not pure black... by AgentBif · · Score: 1

      Ok, so here is the color-enhanced image.

      As you can see, there appears to be lumpy-ground like structure inside the hole, but it is very dark in there. Maybe it's some kind of sinkhole as others have suggested.

      -b

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    3. Re:Actually, it's not pure black... by AgentBif · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So it's all in one post (like I should have done to begin with...):

      The black part is not pure black, actually. There appears to be some structure inside the hole.

      I ran the HiRISE cut-out image through photoshop (using a stark black-white striped image gradient) and some structure appears to come out in the black region. It's way down on one side of the color spectrum, but I'm able to see about 4 layers of gradient in the black. Perhaps a professional image analysis could bring out more.

      With my limited imaging experience (undergrad astrophysics) it doesn't seem to me like the data that comes out is merely random instrument noise. It looks sort of like broad hilly terrain variations of a scale size similar to those outside the hole.

      Here is the original image from HiRISE site.

      And here is the enhanced color version that I got by using a high contrast color gradient in photoshop.

      That stuff at the bottom looks like lumpy ground a lot like what's outside of the hole.

      I bet a high fidelity image enhancement of the original data could bring out a lot more detail though. There's probably already someone doing a paper on it as we speak.

      -b

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    4. Re:Actually, it's not pure black... by himi · · Score: 1

      Without knowing more about the parameters of the camera, you can't say whether that variation is noise or actual data . . . It's certainly an interesting quick analysis, though.

      himi

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    5. Re:Actually, it's not pure black... by AgentBif · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I suppose... but it doesn't look like random camera noise to me.

      Even more important, I think, is whether or not the cutout image from their website is actually raw data?... Or has it been mucked around with using some kind of image processing or jpeg compression? If that image has already been processed, the features showing up under my enhancement may have been generated by their algorithms.

      -b

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  117. Graphic Caption From TFA: by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This feature on Mars is a candidate cavern entrance.
    Quick show of hands: How many of us would like to see most (or all) of the Presidential candidates actually use that entrance?
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  118. Re:It's not a cave! this is not a joke thread! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Little green spelunkers.

    Seriously, it's a ridge on the rim casting a shadow (the shadow is so stark because light isn't scattered by the Martian atmosphere to the degree it is on Earth). If you look at 4:00 and 5:00 on the same photo, you'll see similar ridges with different lighting (there's also a tiny one, only a few pixels across, at about 6:00).

    There you go, mystery solved by using simple observation.

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  119. Re:I feel they're missing at least one obvious opt by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Based on the altitude, I'd guess with you on the lava dome hypothesis. There are plenty of earthly structures which happen to be eerily round as well. I know some sinkholes have been posted, but I think that it reminds me most of this one

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  120. Massive hole on mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a hole in a planet be massive? Aren't they just open space with some atmosphere thrown it?

  121. secret alien base? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could be a secret alien base

  122. It's a worm hole by dr_strang · · Score: 1

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  123. Looks like a black hole to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use care when approaching.

  124. The target area is only 2 meters wide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

  125. It's not a hole. by plowboylifestyle · · Score: 1

    It's a congregation of perfectly black rectangles each measuring 1 by 4 by 9.

  126. There's a hole in your mind... by NoBozo99 · · Score: 1

    Its a shadow listening base!

    Where is ambassador Kosh when you need him?

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  127. It's a Stargate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, it's a Stargate.

  128. What could cause such a large hole? by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Shai-Hulud

  129. Dead pixel by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    Bah - just rub the camera in that spot and it'll send back images there.

  130. I _totally_ recall this scenario.. by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    some plucky astronaut need only go into the cave, find the alien hand-shaped control panel and start the terraforming machine.. voila! Instant Earth.

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  131. Security Threat..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    I think that this is a flagrant act of defiance by Marvin Martian, the warlord leader of the Dark Side Axis Of Terror, in refusing to abandon his plans of destroying the Earth.

    This "hole" is either a giant bunker that he is going to hide his suspected WMD in, or it could be a protective facility where he is building a giant space ray gun so he can destroy the Earth, in defiance of intergalactic law.

    I propose that Congress give $374 billion to the Duck Dodgers of the 24th 1/2 Century so they can eliminate Mr. Martian and the Dark Side from this galaxy.

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  132. The monolith is at the bottom by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    The monolith is at the bottom.

  133. Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is just the place "where the sun don't shine."

  134. This is "recent" by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    This looks like the part of the roof of a large dome fell in. The area inside is likely much larger then the hole we can see. It must have fallen "recently" (few hundred thousand years??) or else blowing sand would have filled it up.

    Lava tubes form when a river of lava flows fast and the top surface cools and becomes solid and then the liquid flows out from under the "frozen" surface. This could be a lava tube with a thin section of roof that fell down.

  135. It's official: by NightFears · · Score: 1

    The geological oddity measures some 330 feet (100 meters)
    It's official: even Martians use the metric system now. Come on, yankees!
  136. Journey to the Center of the Ear, um, Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire ...

  137. Very Deep Hole found on Mars... by Aelcyx · · Score: 1

    Quickly! To Mars! Paris Hilton has escaped!

  138. nuclear waste by catmistake · · Score: 1

    This has got to be better than Utah salt mines or Pennsylvania Dutch country... lets put our radioactive rods in there!

  139. actually... by grikdog · · Score: 1

    ...it sort of resembles a salt or gypsum crust over a dead (and missing) marsh, so the whole "pit" might be an expansive but shallow cavity with a bottom only a few decimeters below the hole. The lack of detail could be a simple camera contrast artifact, easy enough to accomplish with Tri-X film pushed to 400 or 1200 ASA (and surely no lightweight NASA camera can be that sensitive?).

    There seems to be another smaller hole at 2 o'clock, and maybe some similar but unpunctured features about 11 o'clock farther on.

    And of course the possibility that Martian "flow" features are really highly electrically-charged nanoparticulates is still to be ruled out (things we know are actually on Mars now, as opposed to flowing water which might have been there then), so the crust-over-cavity hypothesis could be caused by totally unfamilar materials science.

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  140. News, two months from now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    headline: Mars Rover Falls Into Bottomless Hole
    subheadline: NASA blames metric/Imperial conversion

  141. That cave looks like ... by rlp · · Score: 1

    a great place for the Millenium Falcon to hide from the Imperial Fleet.

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  142. Kim Jong Il did it!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He lied, it's mars and not moon.
    http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/

  143. Meanwhile, in other news ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... a massive manhole cover was recently discovered on the surface of Mars.

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  144. Cheney? by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean Darth Cheney, lord of the Sith?

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  145. This is by mdemonic · · Score: 1

    obviously a black hole. Mars must have been stuck in the opening trying to enter.

  146. $10 says... by emdeejay76 · · Score: 1

    This whole story vanishes next week when some genius realises Phobos was between the Sun and orbital module...

  147. poor Tasha.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  148. I bet... by dpastern · · Score: 1

    It's a sinkhole.

    Dave

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  149. finally the proof of what ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    That goatse.cx's hole has been found not bottomless ? :)

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  150. Nasa Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's their way of playing a goatse on the rest of humanity.

  151. The Ori on Mars?? by klovn · · Score: 1

    Someone must have dropped a supergate on the surface and activated it - it makes perfect sense.

  152. I know we've seen this somewhere before! by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

    Star Wars asteroid worm

    It's a giant worm hole/den. I know those wormy bastards like to colonize asteroids, but planets? Well, then again it makes sense given how close Mars is to the asteroid belt.

    Wiki image of asteroid belt

  153. Every known planet has... by ZT3000 · · Score: 1

    As you can see by the photos, this is just a normal planetary bunghole. It's purpose is to allow built-up & excess planetary gases a place to expel. Every so many years it simply fires off. We have a similar place on Earth. It's called the Middle East. (Although ours is ringed with pimples)