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  1. Quietus on How Are You Conserving Energy? · · Score: 1

    I got rid of my car, moved closer to work and my kid's school, fix and reuse, recycle more, and spend more of my time now with my family than working harder to be a good consumer.

    I'm also now completely out of debt.

  2. Re:Linux Evangelism on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 1

    That's funny!

    Now I'm going to drink some ratsnapple tea, put on my Nikes, lay down on my cot, and wait for Hale-Bopp!

  3. VOIP Packets Gain "Special Protected Status" on FCC Fines Company for Blocking Access to VoIP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks!
    In my next postings I will include encoded voice messages as a series of ASCII tokens.

    Better not mod them down, or you'll be fined for impeding competition...

    (and yes, this is not meant seriously)

  4. Re:nothing to see here on Tracking a Specific Machine Anywhere On The Net · · Score: 0

    Knock, knock, neo...

    They know where you are.

    Get out while you still can.

  5. Re:Linux Evangelism on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We are the Church Of :wq!

  6. Linux Evangelism on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Leans over podium*
    Brethern, it is the time of the Apocalypse!
    Stand up and be saved!
    *Thumps loudly on "Linux in a Nutshell"*
    Who is ready to receive saaaaalvation?!

  7. Re:LOUD on Firefox-Based Netscape 8 Beta Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Hmm. No wonder I liked it.

    (You should see the Hawaiian shirt I'm wearing right now... blue palm trees, yellow bamboo ...and fishies)

  8. Tentative, sorta really maybe on Computer Associates Pledges to Open Source Patents · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:
    "It's the plan," den Hartog said. "I know he [Swainson] has worked on the preliminary work to get that done."

    Not much accomplished on this yet. This seems like a feeler.

    That said, it's only a pledge, when done.
    A promise, only.

    It would be nice to see something binding on this, or to see the end of software patents altogether.

  9. Re:Multitool Passes Handcarry Inspection? on Best Leatherman-Style Multitool? · · Score: 1

    Checked tsa.gov's handy PDF on the issue:
    Prohibited as carry-on:
    Axes and Hatchets
    Cattle Prods
    Crowbars
    Hammers
    Drills (including cordless portable power drills)
    Saws (including cordless portable power saws)
    Screwdrivers (except those in eyeglass repair kits)
    Tools (including but not limited to wrenches and pliers)
    Wrenches and Pliers

    The Tools, Wrenches, and Pliers entries just about kill the idea of taking anything useful on a flight.

  10. Re:Analogy time, boys and girls. on MGM v. Grokster: Here's Why P2P is Valuable · · Score: 1

    The non-murdering uses of a gun:
    Warning Shots
    Target Practice
    Long-Term Loans from Financial Institutions
    Track & Field
    Happiness (if warm)
    Cracking Walnuts at 100 yards
    Network Administration (see LART, definition of)

  11. Re:ZD states.. on Cox on Torvalds and Linux Kernel Development · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Calling Linus an engineer is like calling Gandhi a politician... you need to look up just a little to judge how badly you underestimated the impact of the man and his followers.
    Gandhi had his moments of pettiness and just plain tom-foolishness, but the sum of his efforts changed the way people gain power back from those who would usurp it for their own.
    In a different, yet no less trivial way, so did Linus (although I would not call him Mahatma).

  12. Re:Jesus.. on Ask mc chris · · Score: 1
  13. Nerd Point on Japan Considering Moon Base, Shuttle Projects · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pierre Boulle, the chap who wrote "Planet of The Apes," wrote a novel called "The Garden On The Moon," in which the Japanese competed against the other "powers" to land on the moon.

    It was a poignant read.

  14. Re:n00b - help! on Effective XML · · Score: 1

    let me see if I can reduce this to a human-readable folk saying:

    If the only tool you have is a machine gun, everything starts to look like enemy soldiers.

  15. Re:a Microsoft puppet!? on EU Commission Declines Patent Debate Restart · · Score: 4, Funny

    >as per the suggestion of a M... ...uppet
    Fozzie Bear is a Lobbyist!
    Bork Bork Bork

  16. Cellphonies on Short History of Cellphone Ringtones · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should get a jar of Flarp... and make that sound your special ringtone.

  17. I dunno on MP3 Download Prices to Rise? · · Score: 1

    I just whistle and hum my tunes anyhow... who cares what "downloads" cost...

  18. Cinco Dolares? on Microsoft Will Pay If Its Bugs Damage Your Data · · Score: 1, Funny

    Menos mal que hay papas fritas...

    Just enough money to eat at Mickey D's... ...or buy some lotto tickets ...or ammo.

  19. Made in... on China Walks Out of Wireless LAN Security Talks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps China (or at least as personified by these officials) has forgotten where a lot of electronic equipment is manufactured.

    Why not just take the new standard and profit on our willingness to buy their stuff, as usual?

    Perhaps our dollars don't have the shine they used to?

  20. Post-Its on Four-Story Pixellated Mario Mural · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, 3M stock up four points...

  21. Re:Dot.Com Bubble again on Business Press Pays Attention To Blog Industry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think we're experiencing a mini-bubble?

    What's the proper nomenclature...

    iBubble?
    dot-bam?
    dot-pop?
    dot-pup?
    gumball rally?

  22. Honk Honk on Where are the 'Modern' Directory Services? · · Score: 1

    Actually I read your posts and your journal.
    It's just that I don't take Slashdot that seriously either.

  23. Re:We're doomed on Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts · · Score: 1

    >Now people can drive, talk on the phone, type something on their laptop, eat, and read the newspaper at the same time.

    Or, considering the "averaging" in the algorithm, imagine them typing on the newspaper, turning their laptop to the right, talking to the steering wheel, shoving the cellphone in their mouth, and careening off the road.

  24. Re:And for the next version... on Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts · · Score: 1

    Maybe with a "lossy" algorithm like this that wouldn't be as big a factor... then again, maybe the answer is making the elctrode/brain/skull part more durable.

  25. Re:Snort on Apple Agrees to Hold Off on Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    >Buyer Beware (or what ever the legal Latin term is)

    That would be "Cum Grano Salis"