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  1. Re: genetically engineered Velcro sheep? on Museum of the Future · · Score: 1

    I just assumed it was because velcro sticks to kilts, but I could be wrong or beaten up by irate Scotsmen later.

  2. Velcro sheep? on Museum of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wouldn't be able to mix velcro sheep and regular sheep, otherwise they will stick together, forming one large sheepmass.

  3. Re:Word of Advice on Videoblog Revolution · · Score: 1
    Congratulations Mr. Obvious...

    If I wear a cape, will you call me Captain Obvious?

  4. Re:SAFE! on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 1
    I think they were talking about the "Mission Accomplished" comment.

    BTW, Re: the statute behind him in the picture, I thought they had covered that statue up already?

  5. Re:great on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 1

    Cheney/Bush/Rumsfeld. At least you can see my answer even if no one else does after I get modded into oblivion.

  6. great on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew I should have hurried up with my idea for a four horsemen of the apocolypse t-shirt, now one of the horsemen has resigned....

  7. Re:Word of Advice on Videoblog Revolution · · Score: 2, Funny
    Only do this if you are a hot chick

    Actually this has been around quite awhile, it is called "porn".

  8. Re:Optimal temperature range on Do Honeybees Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories? · · Score: 1

    In the meantime I was thinking of sticking a hive in my fridge with a couple of dandylions to see how things work out. The hard part is keeping people from opening the fridge for a year.

  9. Re:There are two issues: on CBS Sees no Journalism in Blogs · · Score: 1

    How come you don't write in your journal anymore???

  10. Re:Probably the Peak on A Review of "The Incredibles" · · Score: 1

    Ack, I just realized that now Disney "owns" the Incredibles, which means that any hope of a decent sequel is pretty much out the window :-(

  11. Re:Don't get there late on A Review of "The Incredibles" · · Score: 1
    we have a 4-mo. old, so we see movies in shifts :)

    Thank you for not taking your infant to the movies! The hundreds of people who sat around you thank you from the bottom of their hearts too.

  12. Cool on Shaking Hard Drives Instead of Spinning? · · Score: 1

    Now my computer can do the hamster dance across my desk when all the drives "spin up" (or would that be "shake up" now?)

  13. First tests seem to work on USAF Studies Teleportation · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like Warp Drive Metrics has succeeded in teleporting $25,000 into their bank account from the taxpayers wallets; we shall see if future expirements are as successful.

  14. Re:Negative Impact on Interview with MPAA Chief Dan Glickman · · Score: 1
    The MPAA is in a much different situation. Box office receipts aren't down at all -- 2003's figures were $9.5 billion, the second biggest in history.

    How about a new slogan: MPAA: Barbecuing Their Cash Cow.

    As usual do they even consider that people who are downloading their movies probably wouldn't have bought them either? But hey if they want to waste their profits chasing after these people, that is their choice.

  15. Seems kind of harsh on Siblings Guilty of Spam Felony, Partner Acquitted · · Score: 0, Redundant
    ...the nation's first felony prosecution of distributors of spam...

    I mean I know spam is bad and all (especially the nasty jellied covering) but dang isn't this a bit extreme? And what about the grocery stores, what will we do when they all go under???

  16. Re:Hate on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    Yes every single one hates him :-) Ok ok it was a blanket statement, but it feels like the US is really polarized these days, with no room for compromise. I suppose another more accurate way to put it is half of America got the president they didn't want. I just get annoyed when people make statements like the parent post that make it sound like Bush is the most beloved president of all time because he got more votes than any other before him. Any bets on if his limo gets egged on inaguration day again, or will they just close the streets along the route?

  17. Re:Now, let's all have a big Slashdot group hug on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Bush got more votes than any American in history.

    Well duuuh, that is because more people voted this time around than ever before. Or are we counting all the dead people that voted for him too? :-)


    p.s. He still only got 51% of the total popular vote. So guess what, 49% of Americans who voted hate him. Which is a really sad thing IMHO.

  18. Re: Please Stay Home Today on Monitoring the U.S. Elections Online? · · Score: 1

    Yep that shotgun should come in handy when the tanks roll in. And the British, god only knows when they will invade again!

  19. Re:vote for lesser evil, but get your guy a vote t on Pre-Election Discussion · · Score: 1

    This is why we need ranked voting. That way people could vote for 3rd party candidate, then lesser of two evils, then greater of two evils, without feeling like a) they are throwing their vote away and b) they make it abundantly clear who they DON'T want to be president.

  20. Re:Football? on Does Redskins Loss Presage A Kerry Win? · · Score: 1

    It is easy to remember which is which: baseball is the game where you watch the grass grow while people run around in circles and spit tobacco on it.

  21. Re:buyer problem on AOL Files First Spim Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Funny
    I now have a 14" penis

    Never again will you be able to wear shorts or swimming trunks in public! Unless of course you buy the new PenisPocket(tm) to help conceal your ungainly organ, only $19.99 (or two for $35.99)! My new website on a server in Russia will be coming online for you to visit soon, and if you forget don't worry I will send a few hundred reminders into your mailbox tomorrow.....

  22. Re:Religion Sex and Politics on Verified Voting · · Score: 1
    Need to get an upgrade... Shall we outsource the job to India or China?

    I would vote for India, but my vote would probably end up getting counted for China anyway.

  23. Re:Jump to lightspeed? on Star Wars Galaxies: Jump to Lightspeed Launches · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It was either that name or a game called "Even more money goodness for Lucas to roll in" but for some reason the lightspeed title won out with the marketing folks.

  24. Re:Hobbit sized? on New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia · · Score: 1

    Measurement of mass or calories(hobbicals?) from burning?

  25. Re:Hobbit sized? on New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia · · Score: 1

    Actually a hobbit is a unit of measure, which is basically 2/3 of a dwarven unit or 1/2 an elven unit.