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AOL Files First Spim Lawsuit

Iphtashu Fitz writes "CNet News is reporting that 4 major internet providers - AOL, Earthlink, Microsoft, and Yahoo, have filed another bunch of lawsuits against spammers. What makes this round interesting is that AOL has filed the first ever lawsuit against against spam that targets Instant Messenger clients, or spim. So far spim has only affected relatively small numbers of users but the problem is growing, which is why AOL is targeting it now."

234 comments

  1. Spim? by neonfrog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that Italian Spam?

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    I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

    1. Re:Spim? by Ahkorishaan · · Score: 1

      Spim, spim, spim, spim. Spim, spim, spim, spim. Nope, not quite the same effect...

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      Please, try not to sound so stupid...
    2. Re:Spim? by Hanji · · Score: 1

      Please, try not to sound so stupid...

      An ironically apropos sig ...

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      A Minesweeper clone that doesn't suck
    3. Re:Spim? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      It's a porn thing.

    4. Re:Spim? by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 5, Informative

      Spam + IM (instant messanging) = SPIM.

    5. Re:Spim? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Is that what we're calling it these days?
      brought to you by the great hive mentality that appends -gate to any scandal.
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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    6. Re:Spim? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Wow, we've gone from not reading the article to not even reading the write up, have we?

      Give it a couple of years and the posts will be:

      "Words, are those what wear using these daze? iPod some writing on the front page, can anyone X-Plane it two me?*
      *Speech to text provided by Apple"

    7. Re:Spim? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Spimgate: What did Cowboy Neal know, and when didn't he know it?

      Almost as good as Al Qaqaagate: What didn't the President know, and when didn't he know it?

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    8. Re:Spim? by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess it's a good thing it's instant messaging and not Electronic Relay Messaging

    9. Re:Spim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost have a haiku there. Should have gone all the way.

    10. Re:Spim? by Trejkaz · · Score: 2

      My favourite is:

      SPam over Internet Telephony -> SPIT

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      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    11. Re:Spim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh! Oh! Does that make IRC spammers... SPIRMERS?! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

      I feel dirty.

    12. Re:Spim? by pretzelsofwar · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, this is going too far... If you didn't get the acronym then you shouldn't even be on the internet especially not /. (not to kill ./'s hit count, but sometimes no company is better then some company). I just wanted to shoot myself after I saw your post.

      But anyways on topic now. I don't know what AOL is complaining about spim for, they have an even worse problems in their chat rooms, bots run constant p0rn ads, I have only gotten a couple spims in the past year, but I have seen some of aol's chat rooms, they are just bombed by chat spam, its ugly.

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      ::BANG!::
      Sarge: Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?
      Simmons: Yeah I do that sometimes now..
    13. Re:spim? by okmnji · · Score: 1
      You just used another made-up word to describe the other made up word "spim". If you really want everyone to quit making up names, then,
      1. use them educated people words, like "Unsolicited instant message advertisement"
      2. the world will be a lot less fun
      Enjoy the silliness of the made-up word. Spoo! Biznitch! Foo! Bar! Baz! User-interface! Girls!
    14. Re:Spim? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      That Spam i am, that Spam i am,
      I do not like
      That Spam i am

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    15. Re:Spim? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      How about:

      I am spam
      Catch me if you can
      But I bet you can't so you're stupid and I'm great
      I..... am spam

      This will produce the same amount of Zen as any Haiku, and sounds just as good.

      Haikus? Bah. Give me a limerick any day.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    16. Re:Spim? by nettdata · · Score: 1

      Is that Italian Spam?

      I do not see the problem... my minky has a leesonce to send that spim.

      (bad attempt at an Inspector Cluseau impersenation)

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      $0.02 (CDN)
    17. Re:Spim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that'd be SpamIM.

    18. Re:Spim? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " Spim, spim, spim, spim. Spim, spim, spim, spim. Nope, not quite the same effect..."

      Try it again with an Italian accent ;)

    19. Re:Spim? by MacGod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, if spim is IM spam, shouldn't email spam have been named spem?

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      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
    20. Re:Spim? by SFBwian · · Score: 1

      Oh PLEASE let this not become another recursive 'ironic' threads!

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      I'm looking to get rich. I've got steps #2 (????) and #3 (PROFIT!) planned out, but am having trouble coming up with #1.
    21. Re:Spim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should.

    22. Re:SPIM? by swingerman · · Score: 2, Informative

      ARRRGH! How can you even jokingly insinuate that others make mistakes when you blatantly make your own? I have repressed this for far too long! I am finally snapping. Prepare for some education.

      Apostrophes serve the following TWO purposes and NO MORE.

      1. Indicate one noun's possession of another noun. For example, you write about "a moderator's spelling problems." The spelling problems are possessed by the moderator. You do not write of "spelling problems of moderator's."
      2. Create a contraction out of two words by replacing letters from one word with an apostrophe.

      An example of the proper first use would be writing about "a moderator's spelling problems" not "a moderators spelling problem's".
      An example of the proper second use would be writing about how "it's a moderator's duty to correct his spelling problems".

      That's it. Finito. No other purpose. Please, please, please get it right people!

      OK...ok...must...breathe...normally...now...whew!

    23. Re:SPIM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness that someone finally spoke out about this. This mistake has been tolerated for *far* too long.

    24. Re:SPIM? by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      lol, see how annoying it is? (or is that annoieing).

  2. I never had a problem with spim by riceboy50 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's kind of a cool MIPS emulator, but maybe AOL just couldn't figure out how to work it. :-)

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    ~ I am logged on, therefore I am.
    1. Re:I never had a problem with spim by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Yeah really...I hope that AOL can take them down, that way I won't have to do my homework for CS0447 that's due on next Wednesday...

    2. Re:I never had a problem with spim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should try xspim.

    3. Re:I never had a problem with spim by BenJaminus · · Score: 1
      Here's a little song that used to help us get thru out lab sessions with Spim (to the tune of "Spam" by Monty Python) :


      spim,spim,spim,spim,

      spim,spim,spim,spim,

      spim,spim,spim,spim,

      lovely spim!
      spim,spim,spim,spim,

      spim,spim,spim,spim,

      [never got further than this has mouth had dried up or started to feel too silly]

    4. Re:I never had a problem with spim by tepples · · Score: 1

      It's kind of a cool MIPS emulator

      I had a problem with it. Its terminal did not allow the program to move the cursor up, and for this reason, it wasn't Tetris complete.

  3. Hmmm? by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Spim the low fat version of Spam?

    1. Re:Hmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why yes, Emperor Tiberius. It's the latest in the low-carb lifestyle.

    2. Re:Hmmm? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you watch trends? Its not low fat, it low carb! SPIM = Atkins approved spam!!

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      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    3. Re:Hmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be spamtkins ?

    4. Re:Hmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think spam has a lot of carbs... isn't it already Atkins friendly?

    5. Re:Hmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason why Atkins aficionados stay so slim is that they take it too far. They buy "low-carb" cars and end up having to walk everywhere.

    6. Re:Hmmm? by parliboy · · Score: 1

      No. Starvation is the low-fat version of Spam.

      Tastes better, too.

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      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
  4. Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When *@aol.com first started appearing on newsgroups I thought AOL would just be a minor nuisance, like a hangnail. Then I got *@aol.com in my email box like there was no tomorrow, and nuisance turned into genuine pain in the neck, like a cancer.

    But slowly and surely, AOL has done much to both transform themselves and the user populace into better Internet citizens ... and I can't help but think that they've affected the genre tenor of the Internet as a whole in the process.

    So now that they're taking a pre-emptive strike against spim, I have to applaud.

    1. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by tgeller · · Score: 5, Informative

      AOL has a long history of suits against spammers. See this list of litigation they've filed.

      Pity they often place themselves on the wrong side of legislative battles, though. They were a driving force behind the CAN-SPAM Act, which guarantees the right to send unsolicited, commercial, bulk email.

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      Tom Geller
    2. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      "So now that they're taking a pre-emptive strike against spim, I have to applaud."

      Pre-emptive? Those bastards drew first blood, not us.

    3. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny
      "But slowly and surely, AOL has done much to both transform themselves and the user populace into better Internet citizens"

      True, but they are still the trailer park of the internet.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    4. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Still a nuisance with tech support that was outsourced to India. I needed to speak to someone today at AOL as the AOL 9 spyware scanner detected one of our files as spyware when it wasn't. After 8 transfers, 4 phone numbers, and 3 disconnections I finally figured out why I wasn't getting anyway, I was talking to outsourced tech support in India which kept asking if I could log in even though I clearly explained I'm not a customer and wouldn't install it on my own machine if my life depended on it.

    5. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Now if only they stopped telling people that AOL == the internet, I'd be happy.

    6. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and I can't help but think that they've affected the genre tenor of the Internet as a whole in the process.

      Looks like you've been watching too many of those "AOL is the Internet" commercials.

    7. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by riceboy50 · · Score: 1
      the user populace into better Internet citizens
      I'm sure AOL would call them "netizens".
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      ~ I am logged on, therefore I am.
    8. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 1

      I know, their latest commercials are the worst.

      Customer: 'Ahem, I have an idea to make THE INTERNET better.'
      AOL Person: *surprised look* 'Okay, we'll do it!'

      Makes me want to break something.

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      ~ Aero
    9. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      As long as AOL don't become another SCO, where they use lawyers to raise hell for profit.

    10. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AOL's ability to hold onto subscribers who moved to broadband is awe-inspiring. I mean, they're basically charging people $20 a month for almost nothing. AND PEOPLE PAY. It's kind of like at the end of The Usual Suspects when you say to yourself "wow, that guy is so evil....but damn is he smooth." I think my expectations of the world have become so downgraded that I don't even mind evil, as long as it's halfway competent evil.

    11. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      At this point, it's all about the brand name. Its the same reason people pay double for Nike shoes what they would pay for Reebok. People percieve AOL to be worth the extra money. If they did an objective side by side comparison to another service and calculated which one was a better value, AOL would lose all their customers overnight. But AOL execs know people won't do that, so as long as they can live off their legacy, that will keep the money rolling in.

    12. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by WhiteDeath · · Score: 1

      I think my expectations of the world have become so downgraded that I don't even mind evil, as long as it's halfway competent evil.

      It's getting so I don't mind ANYTHING that's half-way competent - that seems to put it well above average these days.

    13. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too.

    14. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      For that kind of issue I'd think you'd get better response from Legal, not Tech Support.

      rj

    15. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by ThJ · · Score: 1

      At this very moment, I love Norway. If someone started doing ads like that over here, I'm going to arrange a stake burning.

    16. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      True, but they are still the trailer park of the internet.

      But where does that leave people who use WebTV?

    17. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Kenja · · Score: 1

      WebTV users are the unibomber one room shack dwellers.

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    18. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by Sein · · Score: 1

      Really? So - we're burning down c2i then?

    19. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by ThJ · · Score: 1

      I've never seen an ad where they claim they are the internet?

    20. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Ironic that you complain about SPAM and SPAM slashdot with your sig at the same time?!

    21. Re:Must...overcome...AOL...prejudice... by bareshiyth · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      And now, if only Google (and a few of its copycats) would do their share. Comment spam (filing false comments on blogs that are only there to deposit links to their own sites) is rather rapidly driving the bloggers off the net! And it wouldn't be half the problem if Google's simple -minded system of ranking: putting those sites at the top of search results simply by counting up the number of links to them, even in such places as a comment. I spend more time deleting and banning spammers than I do writing for my blog, and that's true for most. I get dozens every day, and hundreds on worse days, up to a thousand at least once a week. And most are porn, or the junk you-all get.

      Blacklisting (I use MT Blacklist, a cooperative designed by Jay Allen) is only pasrtially effective because the spammers, especially the porn and gambling spammers, create new URLS by the dozens every day. "Animal sex.com" returns as "e.Animal sex" and xAnimal sex" and Animal sex 1" etc., endlessly. If the search engines can't get more proactive and protective, they will allow the ruin of one of the best features on the internet.

      And for those of you who say that the spammers don't make money ... what else would keep them spending so much on buying the domains and URLs and bandwidth...?

  5. Glad to see they're acting now by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All I have to say is THANK GOD. ICQ was destroyed by spam for many people, and AIM is heading down that path.

    1. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ICQ of course made spim ridiculously easy, as you just needed to go through a range of UIN's to do it. A dictionary attacker's dream...

    2. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by toddestan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now that everyone uses AIM and MSN, spam on ICQ is virtually gone. I probably haven't gotten a single spam in atleast a year and half.

    3. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by leitec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that it's heading down that path, perhaps at a quicker rate soon. But I fail to see how exactly that's a "THANK GOD" thing. I live in the US and haven't ever encountered a friend who uses MSN, ICQ or Yahoo, with the exception of some European exchange friends I had in high school. AIM is still by far the easiest IM protocol to implement (I've done it, OSCAR is quite simple and has been documented pretty thoroughly by third parties) - though I've admittedly never looked at Jabber. Sure, I could be ideologically sound with an open sourced IM protocol, but it's nice to have non-nerd people to talk to. It works just fine for me.

    4. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by leitec · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, I misinterpreted your comment as saying something it doesn't. So my post is pretty much worthless.

    5. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by Orne · · Score: 2, Informative

      ICQ was really big back in 1994, because well, it was free, AIM was still undocumented, and people were still learning about this thing called the Internet. These days, I recommend the free client for Trillian, which simultaneously supports AIM, ICQ, IRC, MSN, and Yahoo messaging. One application, keeps a running .txt history for every chat mode (my pet peeve is accidentally hitting escape in AIM and missing what was sent to me), you can Skin it, no advertisements loading in the corners... very nice.

    6. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by andreyw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whats wrong with GAIM? I am serious. It supports AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, Jabber, Gadu-Gadu, Groupwise, IRC and Napster - has tons of plugins, has txt as well as HTML logging....

      No adverts....

      And its GPL.

    7. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 1

      GAIM has a dog-awful interface...that's why.

    8. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Yea, type message and click send always confused me. I like the other interfaces better.

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      Understanding is a three-edged sword. -- Kosh Naranek
    9. Re:Glad to see they're acting now by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      For some strange reason, the only time I ever get ICQ spam/spim is when I use go.icq.com at work. When I use it I get 1 message / day or maybe 1 in 2 days. Whenever I use a "real" ICQ client I never get any.

  6. buyer problem by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the real problem lies in the fact that spammers have an incentive to send spam. if nobody would buy penis enlargement pills, accept online mortgages, and order medicine online, we wouldn't have this problem.

    one way to combat this problem is look from the other end, we should educate the public and discourage people from doing any business with online sellers. consumers should be suspicious when such emails appear. i personally think this would help reduce spam

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    1. Re:buyer problem by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      **if nobody would buy penis enlargement pills, accept online mortgages, and order medicine online, we wouldn't have this problem.**

      not really, that's false.

      all you need is an ILLUSION, a THOUGHT, someone just needs to _believe_ that it would work, then we're going to have the problem.

      so.. someone starts to spam, for whatever reason, like there's no tomorrow.. if he makes money or no doesn't matter for some other scumbags to believe that "hey, he must be doing money, otherwise why would he have done this? I GOTTA GET ON THIS BOAT!" and the circle is sure to continue. like the biggest chain letter of all time.

      I'd be very surprised if spamming worked for other than like 1 % of the spammers. like mlm, 99% are just going to end up loosing money.

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    2. Re:buyer problem by gphinch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While good in theory, this really can only go so far. It's the same problem as infomercials and telemarketers, only on a grander scale and lower cost. At the same time, sending out, say, 5 million spam messages costs not much more than 500. Even if they got a return of .01%, thats still 500 people buying their penis-enlarging mortgage widget at the low cost of only $39.95. Do that every day and it's hard not to see the incentive for spammers. They can probably afford lawsuits now and again (or to go hide in a more liberally-lawed country). The answer to this, as well as a lot of fraud issues, is some sort of email tracking system and not SMTP.

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    3. Re:buyer problem by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      the real problem lies in the fact that spammers have an incentive to send spam. if nobody would buy penis enlargement pills, accept online mortgages, and order medicine online, we wouldn't have this problem.

      Alright, I guess it's time i fessed up. I apologize for buying everything that I find in my inbox. OTOH, I now have a 14" penis, am buying my 9th home, and keep getting these packages in the mail filled with wonderful little pills...

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      I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
    4. Re:buyer problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your just jealous of my new house and my exceptionally large penis.

    5. Re:buyer problem by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I fear that we are facing a losing battle until and unless BigCorp.com consortium picks up the ball and starts running Radio/TV ads educating the general public.

      Many of us here get over 100 POS emails per day since we tend to either have websites or long-existing email addresses that would be impractical to abandon.

      For the casual web user though, spam is probably just a nuisance and not a plague and I bet that a lot of the clueless clickers (owners of Zombified machines) are just lonely people opening email just to see what's there.

    6. Re:buyer problem by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Yea, I got a spam advertising a local business today, which is the first time thats ever happened. What can I do short of throwing a can of spam through their window?

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    7. Re:buyer problem by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I now have a 14" penis

      Never again will you be able to wear shorts or swimming trunks in public! Unless of course you buy the new PenisPocket(tm) to help conceal your ungainly organ, only $19.99 (or two for $35.99)! My new website on a server in Russia will be coming online for you to visit soon, and if you forget don't worry I will send a few hundred reminders into your mailbox tomorrow.....

    8. Re:buyer problem by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't buy this argument, most spam nowadays attempts to break through bayesian filter so they come out with random messages, sometimes with no links.

    9. Re:buyer problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This works, up to a point. I have a friend who worked for a telemarketer. He said that somthing like 1 in 100 people would actually agree to a visit, fewer would actually buy anything. Heck just under the majority voted for Bush last time. As long as there are people, there will be spammers. Advertising has existed for centuries, Spam is just a super-invasive form of it.

    10. Re:buyer problem by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, but I think the situation is even worse. Some doofus (call him "Bob") with a limited advertising budget is looking to get the most bang for his advertising buck. Most advertising channels have restrictions - either legal or imposed by the BoD (i.e. a magazine for pregnant moms won't carry penis enlargement ads.) Email, however, has little restriction. The spam solution is appealing to Doofus Bob because he gets a gazillion "eyeballs" for the product he's pimping, and he can report to his boss that the "direct marketing campaign is reaching out to X-million potential customers, much more that we could ever achieve through mainstream advertising channels." As long as he maintains the appearance of propriety to *his* boss, then the spamming shall continue. Note that we haven't mentioned anyone actually purchasing said product.

      Advertising is something that's pushed at you. It's going to continue to exist as long as it offers orders of magnitude cost benefits over mainstream channels. If spamming in Country X becomes illegal, that raises the cost of spamming through litigation. It'll just move to a different country where the cost comes back down. Adding spam filters increases the cost through technical means, but not by much - the spammers have the same technology available to them.

    11. Re:buyer problem by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      You didn't by chance drop your business card in one of those "win a free lunch" fish bowl things did you? That is where most locally oriented spam comes from. If efforts to get your name off their list fail and they send an obnoxious amount of spam, a can of spam through the window just might do the trick. At least that is a lot more than you can do to some spammer working out of their trailer in central Arkansas and relaying their spam through a Korean proxy.

    12. Re:buyer problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the spammers probably do well for themselves, since most of them just sell a service (spamming). The bussinesses on the other hand may not be getting many sales. However they still pay the spammers to do it, so doesn't matter if they make sales, the spammers get money.

    13. Re:buyer problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, you've convinced me. I'm going into a career of spamming (and spimming). Would you like to buy a nice enlarger for your... darkroom?

    14. Re:buyer problem by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      I really think that the only people who consistently make money off of spam are the people who sell the tools of the trade to the spammers -- ie the people who sell e-mail lists, rent proxies, etc.

    15. Re:buyer problem by TomServo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I actually have to go with the parent poster, because the vast majority of big-time spammers and the like use every method of tracking available to them. After being condemned to a marketing department at a .com for a couple of years, I learned all about conversion rates, bounties, etc etc. Spammers make their money more often these days via conversions, not eyeballs, so they track how many people actually sign up off a given e-mail.

      The sad part is, it takes far less than 1% of spam victims to respond for the spammer to make money. It costs nearly nothing to send it, and some companies will pay upwards of $50 per conversion. Send it to a million people, 0.1% convert, that's $50K. Chances are, it cost a LOT less than $50K to blast 1 million e-mails out.

      What is even sadder to me is that I think most people who actually convert on these things have probably willingly signed up for those "great deal offer bonus!" email lists. I don't think doing something with confirmed opt-in and the like would actually really hurt their business, those who demand not to be on the list won't buy anything from you anyway, merely on principle. When I get a spam about something I actually want, I generally won't buy the product at all anymore. It strikes me as a win-win situation: The spammer doesn't have to send as many emails, will still get about the same number of respondents, and the rest of us can live in peace.

      Suffice it to say, I am no longer part of a marketing department, and for that I am eternally grateful.

    16. Re:buyer problem by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Nope, never have. It is clear someone has my name though because I get a lot of other spam that mentions where I live (and my name).

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    17. Re:buyer problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotta realise that people buy those things in a lot of cases. Take the online morgage things for example. You fill in a online questionaire about your self and how much you want to load, the take that info and sell it to as many banks as possible.

      Few days later you get called by your local bank about a morgage....

    18. Re:buyer problem by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "one way to combat this problem is look from the other end, we should educate the public and discourage people from doing any business with online sellers. consumers should be suspicious when such emails appear. i personally think this would help reduce spam"

      Keep in mind that very nearly 50% of people are more stupid than the average person. Even after lots of education, the very stupid 0.1% at the bottom will still buy things from spam. And that's all it takes for spamming to become profitable.

    19. Re:buyer problem by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      educate the public and discourage people from doing any business
      Good luck with that one.
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  7. spim spam by kaptink · · Score: 1, Informative

    spim is instant messenger spam for anyone confused.

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    1. Re:spim spam by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Redundant
      spim is instant messenger spam for anyone confused.

      I'm confused why we need another name for a known plague. Spam is Spam.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:spim spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I think that was the point of: "spam that targets Instant Messenger clients, or spim."

      Does anyone read full posts?

    3. Re:spim spam by rackhamh · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting this. I, too, feel sorry for those poor, confused souls who couldn't make it through all 3 sentences of the news item. :(

    4. Re:spim spam by Zarf · · Score: 2, Funny

      > spim is instant messenger spam for anyone confused.

      I'm confused why we need another name for a known plague. Spam is Spam.


      Rather, spim is spam. But, spam isn't quite spim. So it could be said that spam spans spim but spim doesn't span spam.

      Cell phone spam is known as spem, and telephone spam (aka crank calls) is called spham. No really.

      Spam on TV is called Stam and spam on DVD is called sdam. But spam in mp3's or audio is just called noise.

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    5. Re:spim spam by Zarf · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, then there's spit.

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      [signature]
    6. Re:spim spam by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      Jeez, I'm still not even sure where "blog" came from. In my day they were called "editorials".

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    7. Re:spim spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      web log

      web-log

      weblog

      __blog

      blog

      easy

    8. Re:spim spam by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      sfam?

  8. I had no idea by everyplace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I was totally clueless to the worldwide spim problem. The large corporations must have been putting so much span on this story that we weren't even aware of the real truth!

    1. Re:I had no idea by Spamicles · · Score: 1

      rofl

  9. Related: SMS spam suit in 2001 by tgeller · · Score: 2, Informative

    Technology industry pioneer (Genuity, mailorder.com) Rodney Joffe talked about filing a class-action suit against an SMS spammer way back in 2001 article 1 | article 2 -- search for "Joffe". Very similar.

    I don't know whether he ever actually filed papers, or what became of it. Anyone?

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    1. Re:Related: SMS spam suit in 2001 by merc · · Score: 1

      He filed, and I do believe he won against Acacia Mortgage in Mesa, AZ. See the decision order filed 9/13/2002. I submitted a story to slashdot about this in 2002, but in typical slashdot fashion it went ignored.

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  10. Minty Pythin's Flying Circis by Bloater · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spim, Spim, Spim, Spim, ...

    1. Re:Minty Pythin's Flying Circis by centauri · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bliidy Vikings...

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  11. WTF by Unreal7000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    My God it's called spell checker run it every now and then!!!!

    --
    "If it has screws, it was meant to be taken apart."
    1. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

    2. Re:WTF by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      "Spim" is actually correct here. If you had bothered to read the abstract...

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    3. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God , it's called reading the fucking article ... do it every now and then !!!!

  12. RTFP, dimwit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, you didn't read the article, but it's described in the post. I know it might be too much to expect people to RTFA before responding, but at least read the post!

  13. Whet Everyone Is Talking About: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a screenie for when they fix it:

    Clicky!

    1. Re:Whet Everyone Is Talking About: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. Biggest RTFA evar!

  14. Re:'I' is nowhere near 'A' by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    If you had bothered to read the blurb, you probably wouldn't have made a fool of yourself like this...

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  15. RTFA? How about RTFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hard enough digging through the signal to noise ratio in here with people not reading the article before uttering their pronouncements, but fully 75% of the comments in here reveal people didn't even read the article header. Sad.

  16. AOL sue for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    junk? How SPAM/SPIM/SPEM/SPOM/SPUM (and sometimes SPYM) much different than them sending millions of AOL CDs in the mail every year?

    1. Re:AOL sue for.. by Harassed · · Score: 1

      Well, for a start AOL actually *PAY* to have those CDs distributed and therefore, presumably, there is a limit to how many they send in one go - 5 million _does_ cost more to send than 500.

      While I am personally sick of a) fixing customer pcs infected with the AOL Dialler virus and b) sick of throwing the damned things out, at least AOL absorb a significant portion of the cost of their mailings.

    2. Re:AOL sue for.. by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because AOL pays for the CDs and their delivery. You, the recipient, do not. That is the difference between all spam and snail junk mail.

      Even with "legitimate" UCE where the sender has paid for bandwidth, servers, rackspace, etc. and sends it in the clear, you still bear some of the cost because it's coming in over your connection that you pay for every month and on your equipment that you bought for your purposes, not the spammers' convenience.

      When an AOL CD is delivered, you bear no cost except the effort to open it and place it on your table to use as a drink coaster. Plus ,you get the benefit of a CD case you can re-use for yourself. I got two last month, the same day, both addressed to me with slightly different formatting of my address. Awfully nice of them, really. I have several CD cases and a bunch of drink coasters now :-)

    3. Re:AOL sue for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell wants a coaster made out of lexan with a hole in the middle of it?

      Birds love to peck at them tho. Hang a few from a tree and watch.

    4. Re:AOL sue for.. by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      you still bear some of the cost because it's coming in over your connection that you pay for every month and on your equipment that you bought for your purposes, not the spammers' convenience.

      Well with snail mail, you bear some of the cost as well. Your body has to get up off it's ass and get to the mailbox to read it, unlike spam.

      That's why junk mail is worse than spam, for spam all you have to do is click a couple of times and it's gone.

    5. Re:AOL sue for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I have to pay child support every month for damage done by my SPERM.

    6. Re:AOL sue for.. by FashionNugget · · Score: 1

      And you have to worry about the social cost of junk mail as well. How many of you recycle your junk mail? More importantly though -- since the postal service is a reciprocal service, you're paying indirectly to recieve mail too. The 3 cent price hike to send your utility bill payment goes towards making sure the entire mail system remains cost-effective.

    7. Re:AOL sue for.. by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      the sender has paid for bandwidth, servers, rackspace, etc. and sends it in the clear, you still bear some of the cost because it's coming in over your connection that you pay for every month and on your equipment that you bought for your purposes

      Much like my telephone, a problem that has been going on for far longer, and still no relief in sight. Spam I can just delete, or use filters. But when the phone rings, and I think it's someone I'm hoping to hear from, and I get out of the tub to get it, and it's just some asshole from India trying to re-sell me local phone service (while using a VOIP connection that SUCKS ASS), well that pisses me off way more. Get off my phone!!!! Spam is way easier to deal with, and if I had to choose, if one could go away totally in favor of the other, I would choose spam to be what's left over.

    8. Re:AOL sue for.. by blowdart · · Score: 1

      That's why junk mail is worse than spam, for spam all you have to do is click a couple of times and it's gone.

      And pay for bigger mail servers to hold it, more bandwidth to accept it, more processing time to virus scan it. Then there is those who must pay to access the net on a non-flat fee basis.

      The whole "just press deleted" arguement has been long banished by everyone, except for spammers

    9. Re:AOL sue for.. by IvanD · · Score: 0

      File a lawsuit for environmental damages...
      It has to be something to stop this people of filling my mailbox with useless CDs.!!!

      Let's call it SP"AOLCD"M. I support your efforts!

      Stop the SPAOLCDM!!

  17. In One Day... by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is AOL's stats, so far today - and it's only 3PM here on the west coast.

    SPAM Blocked Today:
    846,170,968

    This month:
    33,661,697,872

    Instant Messages
    Sent Today:
    1,151,202,297

    Members Online Now:
    2,410,612

    You can watch the numbers on http://www.corp.aol.com/

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    - Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
    1. Re:In One Day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do they account for the enormous amount of legitimate messages that they filter? :P

    2. Re:In One Day... by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      Why do you send legit email about viagra, use HTML in e-mail (god, you should die) or talk about sex a lot?

      --
      This sig is the express property of someone.
    3. Re:In One Day... by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much I'd trust that data. I've been watching it for a little while now, and the ``Instant Messages Sent Today'' stat dropped from 1,658,399,962 to 617,224,149 in about five minutes. That doesn't quite seem right to me.

      I would think that maybe it's a sum of the messages sent in the last 24 hours, but that would imply that a billion messages were sent in about five minutes...or it rotated (which would make sense since that was about midnight east coast time). If that's the case, then the numbers are off by about 600 million.

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    4. Re:In One Day... by Igottapoop · · Score: 0

      AOL blocks hotmail like there's no tommorrow. I just went through this with something I was buying via ebay.

  18. Spim? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Who do I talk to about these stupid names? It should be imSpam

    imSpam, spam i am
    i'd like to sell you
    c1al1s and a s3x cam

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  19. the most un-r fa ever by evilmousse · · Score: 2, Interesting


    fools, r-t-f-a.
    I've never seen more people correcting a mistake that never happened here on /. ..hey how about that for a ./ article, the top 10 most mis-commented-on /. articles...

    1. Re:the most un-r fa ever by CRepetski · · Score: 1

      ./ ?!? You must mean /. Unless that is another non-mistake that i've mis-commented-on.

    2. Re:the most un-r fa ever by evilmousse · · Score: 1


      you're absolutely right.

      i hereby rescind the entire meaning of my point because one out-of-three times, i typoed /., causing the entire expression not to compile, siiigh~

  20. you're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, an idiot. read the post again. It describes why it's spim and not spam. Geesh, some people.

  21. RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't even need to RTFA, just RTF-Summary, fer-the-luv-o-pete...

    SPIM = IM (Instant Messaging) SPAM.

    It's not a typo... You just can't/won't read any more than the friggin' article title before commenting.

    Filthy savages...

  22. Its spim, dont argue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    if any of you read the full artical you would note that are the bottom of the artical it defined spim as "spam that targets Instant Messenger clients" not a spelling error, and he didnt make a mistake, stop griping.

    1. Re:Its spim, dont argue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is an "artical?" :-P

  23. /. spam by gp310ad · · Score: 1

    what about the damn spam on /. submissions
    i'm seeing the same crap that still leaks through with the mail

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  24. Mod parent funny, siblings humorless by blether · · Score: 0

    Idiots.

  25. It's spim, not spam by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone who accuses the authors of misspelling spam is officially a fool and deserves to lose their geek license. Spim is a word, people. Look it up.

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    1. Re:It's spim, not spam by dubstar · · Score: 2, Informative

      When did wikipedia become an authoritive source regarding what constitutes a word in the english language?

      ...And does this mean I can throw a page up on wikipedia and start referring to unsolicited physical junk mail as Spasm?!? (think snail mail)

    2. Re:It's spim, not spam by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 1

      OK, you've got me there. My post was aimed at the people who read the title of the article and automatically posted stupid replies like "haha editors mispellled SPAM. What a looser its spAm not spIm". Spim is more of a slang term than an official word but my original point stands.

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    3. Re:It's spim, not spam by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      While I agree, that the summary made it clear what was meant by Spim, and that it is therefore not an editorial mistake, it is not justified as a real word just by being in wikibloodypedia.

    4. Re:It's spim, not spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fell for the Andy Kaufman blog released earlier this year, didn't you?

    5. Re:It's spim, not spam by generationxyu · · Score: 1

      So is this, according to Wikipedia. Show me spim in the OED and I'll call it a word. For now it's slang. Still not a misspelling though.

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  26. Re:Spim is really annoying... by temojen · · Score: 2, Informative
    So far spim has only affected relatively small numbers of users

    By which they mean anyone who ever goes into an AIM chatroom. It's so bad almost noone uses them anymore, even with pyboticide

  27. Winner: Forbidden Words 2004 by OccidentalSlashy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Stip siying spim!

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  28. Re:'I' is nowhere near 'A' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read the motherfucking article ... at least the blurb ....

  29. spim? by dotgod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why do we have to make up nicknames for everything? can't we just call it instant messenger spam? jeez.

  30. Re:why i instead of a? by skest · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They are a lot closer together if you're using a Dvorak layout. And yes, the parent should have at least RTFB (read the fucking blurb).

  31. Yay! by gunpowda · · Score: 1

    Another gratuitious buzzword. Utterly pointless.

  32. Re:Spim is really annoying... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

    I havnt used aim chats in ~3years, but I still get spammed. I wouldnt be suprised if they didnt harvest them off profile sites, messageboards with a contact button, or worst of all, those subprofile links that log your screenname (for the host company to sell later, or if they list it on the subpro like most do, to be harvested by bots)

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  33. Two Wrongs.... by Tsali · · Score: 3, Funny

    What makes this round interesting is that AOL has filed the first ever lawsuit against against spam

    Okay - against against spam? Are we in Newspeak now where it is double-plus ungood instant messenging? Is it for spamming now?

    It's AOL, so I'm not sure which side of the marketing wagon I should be riding on.

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  34. A New Low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdotters complain or make jokes that SPIM is a typo, without even reading the summary:

    What makes this round interesting is that AOL has filed the first ever lawsuit against against spam that targets Instant Messenger clients, or spim.

    Of course, they are all over looking "against against."

    AC

  35. Re:Spim is really annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can't you just set your IM profile so that only people on your buddy list can contact you? ? ? ? I wouldn't have it set any other way. If they want my IM they can email and ask.

  36. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is hilarious.

  37. Sue Themselves? by Ranger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    AOL will not sue themselves. After all AIM is loaded with their own unwanted advertising and popups.

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    1. Re:Sue Themselves? by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1
      I decided to look through the AIM EULA to see if there was any section regarding acceptance of advertisements, when I noticed something far more irritating than the little advert box I haven't seen for the past few years: the latest version of AIM (5.9.3690) installs WeatherBug for you by default! Granted, you can uncheck the box very easily, but I personally dislike the idea of having to opt-out of software "extras" (another example being that Macromedia Shockwave installs Yahoo! Companion by default).

      Also, if you're tired of the ads, just add the following to your hosts file:

      127.0.0.1 ads.web.aol.com
      127.0.0.1 aim-vd01.websys.aol.com
      127.0.0.1 ar.atwola.com
      Poof! Ads all gone.
    2. Re:Sue Themselves? by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1

      PS: I use an older version of AIM (5.2.3292), so YMMV with the hosts file. If the servers have changed any, I've found it's pretty easy to figure out where AIM's getting adverts from with this nifty utility.

    3. Re:Sue Themselves? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you could use Gaim instead of the official client and not get any ads. You'll also get support for Gaim's plugins, contact aliases, and tabbed IMs, but it doesn't support some of the AIM features like video and voice IM (they're working on it). Also, there are other unofficial clients including Miranda and Trillian. Or you could use an AIM hack like Middle Man (or one linked from their list of other AIM hacks) that remove the ads and add other features like logging.

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  38. collateral damage by CRepetski · · Score: 2, Funny
    AOL duking it out against spammers? This is great news! If we're lucky both sides will annihilate each other in a war of attrition, good news for all of the internet-using world.

    That is, unless the rest of us get caught up in collateral damage resulting from reduced privacy or cloggage of internet.

  39. I. for one, welcome.. by khrtt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..ehr, wait..

  40. So you're telling me by techsoldaten · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Point:

    So you're telling me that with all the access control features in IM - warnings and blocks in AOL, and the user acceptance feature in Yahoo - there are not effective user level tools for combating spim already?

    I used to receive spim on ICQ all the time, to the point where I had to get a new address and stop using my old one on public lists. That was bad.

    The fact that I have received no spim to date on any other medium testifies to the fact this would be a hard adoption.

    Counterpoint:

    It would suck to be receiving IMs for Viagra while I am trying to type an email. The threat of that alone should be justification for absolute prejudice in dealing with these spim dudes.

    M

    1. Re:So you're telling me by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      The main difference in IM would be that IM clients do tend to give you the ability to block people who aren't on your list.

      I suppose, though, that this really just replaces the problem of dozens of instant messages, with receiving dozens of requests to be added to people's contact lists. And if clients end up allowing a way to see the requester's "reason" for being added, then you've effectively replicated the "BlueJack" on an instant messenger. :-/

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    2. Re:So you're telling me by MCron · · Score: 1

      AOL even uses some controls beyond the ones most people see.

      I run DoorManBot, which relays messages to offline users, making it look like a SPIMer sometimes, so I've run into these.
      For one, AOL restricts the number of messages you can send out without getting responses (links in your messages make that happen more quickly).

      Buddy lists, which are commonly used for SPIMers to keep track of targets signing on, are limitted in the number of buddies you can add and remove in a certain period of time.

      Best of all, these two "invisible" restrictions don't give an error message, so the SPIMer thinks everything is working fine.

      And yet, even with all this, there are still problems.

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  41. Re:Uh..... by KenwoodTrueX · · Score: 0
    Will you two stop being such jerks..... I was trying to point something out and be helpful. I was the first one to point out what "spim" stands for and I get labeled "redundant"? How is that redundant? Geeze........ All I ask is that when you moderate please use a LITTLE thought.......=/

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  42. Re:'I' is nowhere near 'A' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    [searches for -1 'f-ing moron' mod]
    Crap. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to go with something slightly less descriptive.

  43. A solution by fawlty154 · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, spam in email causes such a problem because SMTP is an antequated technology that has very little security. (I know SPA, yada yada yada...) However, SPIM *shouldn't* be a problem. Seems like AOL could implement a whilelisting system. Since they're a propriety network, there should be a solution they could implement. Be it more strict checking on account creation or something like that. And since the network is proprietary, they wouldn't have to get buy-in from any other company for the solution they implement. I do think that they should keep pushing the lawsuit, but seems like they could do more on the technology end too. Just my $0.02

  44. More precisely, online "door-to-door salesmen" by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    one way to combat this problem is look from the other end, we should educate the public and discourage people from doing any business with online sellers.

    I wouldn't want to discourage online business - after all, that is proving to be a more and more common business practice. What I would like to teach people is the difference between going to a serious store like e.g. amazon.com, bhphotovideo.com or similar that you know from real life, brand or web ad, compared to spamvertized products.

    Getting spam is the online equivalent of a door-to-door salesman, with a virtual suitcase which happens to be a website. You're not going to them, they're coming to you. They waste your time, sell crap, can't be reached for complaints, there's no store, no refund, no nothing. There's never a reason to do business with someone that stuffs your mailbox/im client with ads. That must be the message. If you want something, go out on the net and get it. Those who contact you are the bottom of the barrel. Go on google, sites regarding the topic, consumer reviews, something, anything, search and find someone better.

    Actually, this won't cure the problem - stupidity or bad deals. That can't be done. But it would greatly reduce the crap flowing in, if you know better than to go out looking, you won't have to deal with it.

    Kjella

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  45. Re:'I' is nowhere near 'A' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is on a Dvorak keyboard.

    Now who's the fool.

  46. Re:Uh..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's redundant because it's in both the post and the article. No matter how fast you typed your reply, you didn't beat either one of them. Nice spam in your sig too.

  47. yet another spim comment by jobiwan · · Score: 1

    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spim; egg bacon and spim; egg bacon sausage and spim; spim bacon sausage and spim; spim egg spim spim bacon and spim; spim sausage spim spim bacon spim tomato and spim;
    Vikings: spim spim spim spim...
    Waitress: ...spim spim spim egg and spim; spim spim spim spim spim spim baked beans spim spim spim...
    Vikings: spim! Lovely spim! Lovely spim!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spim.

  48. Re:Spim is really annoying... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

    Yes, but this is something different -- You check someones profile and theres a link that says, for example, "Click here to see my subprofile!", and is a link to some random subprofile website that ends in ?username=%N which aim turns into your screenname, where your = the person clicking the link.

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  49. Re:Uh..... by KenwoodTrueX · · Score: 0
    It is in the article and post but lots of people were assuming it WAS a typo so thats why I pointed it out. I even made sure it had not been pointed out before I posted. Bleh, there is nothing more for me to say on this subject.

    Free Flat Screen HERE!

  50. Atkins friendly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, it's the Atkins friendly version ;)

  51. Modded Insightful? by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

    Now THAT'S funny!

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  52. Half Life/Counterstrike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    These people deserve to be sued, they force spam down your throat even if you have paid for the software. Also waste precious bandwith automatically downloading crap:

    "Steam, Valve's new content delivery program, is the only program you will need in order to play Counter-Strike and any Valve game available. Steam will automatically install and keep all of your favorite Valve games up to date. So what are you waiting for? Grab Steam and start playing Counter-Strike!"

  53. The spammers who always say: "spim!" by cpghost · · Score: 2, Funny

    ARTHUR: Old crone! [rewr!][music stops] Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?[dramatic chord]

    OLD CRONE: Who sent you?

    ARTHUR: The Corporations Who Say 'Spim'.

    [...]

    ARTHUR: Spim!

    CRONE:[cough]

    BEDEVERE: Spam!

    ARTHUR: No, no, no, no, i--

    BEDEVERE: Spam!

    ARTHUR: No, it's not that. It's 'Spim'.

    BEDEVERE: Spam!

    ARTHUR: No, no. 'Spim'. You're not doing it properly. No.

    BEDEVERE: Spim!

    ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Spim!

    ARTHUR: That's it. That's it. You've got it.

    [...]

    ROGER THE SHRUBBER: Are you saying 'Spim' to that old woman?

    ARTHUR: Erm,... yes.

    ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'spim' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

    --
    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    1. Re:The spammers who always say: "spim!" by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      Nice to see these Monty Python bits get 'updated' to use the new spim term.

      Hormel should count their blessings over all the free advertising they get for their 'meatspace' SPAM product because of the popularity of the original SPAM skit the Python troupe did which became synonymous with massive ammounts of unwanted email and thus dubbed spam.

  54. Re:-1, Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, the irony!

  55. How To by RichM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This'll probably get me modded down, but I was once asked to create a spim Perl script for somebody (for money) and here's the source:

    #!usr/bin/perl
    if ($ENV{'REQUEST_METHOD'} eq 'GET')
    {
    @pairs = split(/&/, $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'});
    }
    elsif ($ENV{'REQUEST_METHOD'} eq 'POST')
    {
    read (STDIN, $buffer, $ENV{'CONTENT_LENGTH'});
    @pairs = split(/&/, $buffer);
    if ($ENV{'QUERY_STRING'})
    {
    @getpairs = split(/&/, $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'});
    push(@pairs,@getpairs);
    }
    }
    else
    {
    print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";
    print "Use the POST or GET methods."; }
    foreach $pair (@pairs) { ($key, $value) = split (/=/, $pair);
    $key =~ tr/+/ /; $key =~ tr/+/ /;
    $key =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C", hex($1))/eg;
    $value =~ tr/+/ /; $value =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C",
    hex($1))/eg ;
    $value =~ s///g; if ($formdata{$key}) { $formdata{$key} .= ", $value";
    }
    else { $formdata{$key} = $value; } } 1;
    print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";
    print "Sent message from $formdata{'sendername'}, to
    $formdata{'recipient'}!";
    use lib '.';
    use Net::AIM;
    $aim = new Net::AIM;
    $conn = $aim->newconn (Screenname => $formdata{'sendername'},
    Password => $formdata{'password'});
    foreach my $i (0..4) {
    $aim->do_one_loop || last;
    sleep 1;
    }
    $aim->send_im ( $formdata{'recipient'},$formdata{'message'});
    sle ep 1;
    print "";

    It takes the following variables:
    $sendername, $password (for AOL login), $recipient and $message by either POST or GET.
    I kinda regret doing it now but it paid the rent at the time...

    1. Re:How To by slavik1337 · · Score: 1

      I hope you copyrightes that code. Because I have a feeling half of /. will try the code out ...

      --
      just my 2 bytes
    2. Re:How To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh, great idea! Now you've just made the barrier of entry so much lower. 0 to IM spam in 10 seconds.

  56. No... by itistoday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Of course not! It's the low-carb version!

  57. Re:What is "Spim"? by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

    It's answered in the summary:

    "against against spam that targets Instant Messenger clients, or spim"

    There you go, problem solved.

    --
    And tomorrow the stock exchange will be the human race
  58. SPAIM? by robdeadtech · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You would think AOL would rather it be called it SPAIM.

    Nothing like Brand recognition when your talking about Spam.

    Oh wait... Hormel's already got that one cornered.

    --
    Heil Sig! -Rob
  59. Note to /. editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Next time a new word like "spim" is introduced, don't put quotations around it. That way it's easier for the moderators to mod down 20 people who commented without reading the fucking article.

    It's just saves us all time so the rest of us don't have to read comments by these people.

  60. Why spam and not spim? Hypocrite. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Why do we need "spam"? Can't we just call it "unsolicited email" and "unsolicited instant messages"?

    --
    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  61. Buyers not rational by sbszine · · Score: 1

    one way to combat this problem is look from the other end, we should educate the public and discourage people from doing any business with online sellers.

    This sort of educational can prevent rational adults being taken in by spam, but what about the rest of the customers? What about naive teenagers, non-computer savvy old people, the mentally handicapped, the insane, people from a non-English speaking background who may have trouble distinguishing well-written spam from legit email, people with a low IQ etc?

    Con artists have been around for a lot longer than the internet, and there's never been a shortage of suckers. If we're going to beat spam, I suspect the solution will be technological for the most part.

    --

    Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling

  62. Re:Why spam and not spim? Hypocrite. by Aeiri · · Score: 1

    Or to be more precise, "unsolicited electronic mail".

  63. Re:Uh..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I see that you still have not responded to the accusation of "Free Flat Screen HERE!" SPAM in your sig.

  64. spamming is the business of spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spammers make money spamming, regardless of outcome. They just have to convince someone to pay them to spam.

    Look at MLMs (Amway), they don't work either, and they don't go away. Spam is exactly the same, it runs on false hope.

    You won't kill spam just by not responding.

  65. Good to hear. Sort of. by deemaunik · · Score: 1

    Been using AIM for around six years now, and I've been on Spim lists about a dozen times. My blocklist is around 340 names long. I don't put my aim handle on boards anymore because it only happens when I've done that in the past. The fact we have to be so secretive with our contact information is mildly irritating sometimes. =/ Glad to see it's being taken care of... but not by lawsuit. I'd much prefer a law that could take care of it, and a more effective warning system in addition... rather than more lawsuits. Perhaps one that targetted an IP so the bots couldn't just switch names and spim more.

  66. Improper Spam Blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL has a spam folder but nobody ever checks it. This has become a problem because on two separate occasions I have sent online birthday cards that went straight to the spam box. Then I ended up with a couple angry friends that figured I forgot about them. AOL needs to learn that @hallmark.com DOES NOT equal spam.

    1. Re:Improper Spam Blocking by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      AOL needs to learn that @hallmark.com DOES NOT equal spam.

      It does if the headers say otherwise.

      Look at all the 'phish' spam purportedly from such sites as eBay, PayPal, CitiBank, and SunTrust that I've gotten recently in the past.

      But no more.

      That crap, along with all other unwanted email with file attachments and HTML are now headed for my own virtual wastepaper basket.

      I wrote it. I use it. It works.

  67. I suspect the problem is... by losycompresion · · Score: 1

    ...not that the 99% of the spamers lose money, i suspect most of them make money. They charge a company to spam for them, profit for the service of spaming. What you mean is that you think it only increases the buisness of 1% of the people that use spam to advertise.

    This is just a theory.

  68. Re:Uh..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good point. I am not sure why those sigs bother me but they do. They are disingenuous at best. If you think about what you have to do get a "Free" whatever, it's not free. You have to annoy the hell out of five to eight people who may, unwittingly, find themselves getting charged every month for whatever they signed up for. The typical pitch is that you can cancel before you get billed but now these folks make you call an 800# to cancel and they often just don't so you get billed forever on a monthly basis. Yuck. >> >>

  69. white list anybody? by Jimmy_Chi · · Score: 1

    I was getting occasion spim, but it bothered me enough to setup my AIM as a whitelist of just people i knew could contact me...anybody else? how often are all of you talking to strangers on AIM?

  70. Simple Solution... by SpookyJim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's always a hand full of people that make things more difficult for the rest of us. AOL incorporated image verification in their account creation process, which cut the amount of spammers down tremendously. Why don't they incorporate it in every initial IM? This way a user has to pass the image verification to send an instant message, but the person on the other end doesn't and both will be able to talk freely, until the IM window is closed. Something a bot obviously can't do.

    1. Re:Simple Solution... by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      That, in theory, is a pretty good idea. One problem I see is that for a while people running older and alternate clies would have problems (for example, when I'm in Windows I still run AIM 4.something because I don't want to upgrade to 5 which has flash-based ads with sound, and on Linux I run Gaim. I'd be shut out of AIM, at least for a while... though I guess if I wanted IMing on whatever platform I want without obnoxious ads I shouldn't be within a mile of AIM anyway...)

    2. Re:Simple Solution... by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      Having to pass the word test before sending an instant message would be a real pain, not to mention the fact that gaim would need to be reengineered..... If EVERY time a person sends a message, they get warned, maybe AOL should do something about that? (I mean, obviously people get warned by people they know all the time....but if a particular sn gets warned all the way up to 100% every time they come online? They should just be shut off.) That seems like a much easier way to determine who is real and who is spam-bot.

      I often get messages from a sn of aim####### (where ###'s are just random numbers). What's weird is that I added one of these to my buddy list after being spammed, just to see what happened. The warning goes up to 100%, they log out. They come back a week later, same thing, etc etc etc. You know, if everybody used the "warn" feature, aim spamming would only suceed in getting maybe 10 people before the name was kicked. And the spammers would give up, since it's more work than it's worth. Figure email spamming is probably like a 1/100000 return or some tiny percentage. They'd need 10000 accounts just to get ONE return. (keep in mind that I totally manufactured these numbers, but you get the idea).

  71. Re:What is "Spim"? by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Next Fox and Bill O'Reilly will be suing them for breaching their "No Spim Zone" Trademark...

  72. Re:'I' is nowhere near 'A' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, still the original poster since it wasn't an issue of keyboard layout. Also, 'A' and 'I' on a Dvorak keyboard still have 3 keys between them.

  73. Re:Spim is really annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spim is patented software by GNAA.

  74. this may work sometimes by Exter-C · · Score: 1

    This may work sometimes but often the source of spam/spim is from outside of the US. What are they going to do then. Put in filters to block all international traffic because its impossible to sue.

    Perhapse we will get lobby.aol.com as a US lobby group with an emphasis on porting American Antispam/antispim laws to other countries.

  75. Re:Uh..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The writeup clearly says "spam that targets Instant Messenger clients, or spim". If someone reads that and still thinks it is a typo then they are a fucking idiot. Like you.

    Oh and for fucks sake, will you actually put your pyramiad scam link in your fucking signature like every normal person?

  76. Never Had a problem with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had the same AIM nick for 5 years now and the same ICQ uin for even longer (it's 6 digits but I can't remeber what year I got it) and I've never once gotten an IM spam. How you might ask? I have all my IM programs set to never accept messages from people not on my list. Easy! Real people ask to be added, and I never see spam. Maybe this is a good plan for email?

  77. AOLoyalty by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    As much as anything else, I think it's that people don't know any better. For the average user, changing ISPs is a real hassle. You have to change all of your connection settings, often install new software, and you have to tell everyone that your email address has changed. (Or not. If they really cared, they'd track you down.) AOL not only provides a very comfortable insulating layer over the technical aspects, but it's also just about everywhere. There's an access number in almost every town, it comes installed on almost all new computers, and there are free CDs in stores all over town.

    I suspect that if the people on AOL tried another service, they'd happily switch, price being lower and all that, but as it is, they never get the chance.

    --
    This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.
  78. Doing the right thing. by subzerorz · · Score: 1

    I think AOL is doing the right thing and tackling the issue before it gets out of hand. Spam is already spreading like crazy. I sure wouldn't want to get Spims too.

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  79. Harbinger of Spamdom by Maniac-X · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking AOL was the biggest commercial supporter of spam. I guess they finally started to form a clue in their tiny little minds?

    --
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?_
  80. SPIM? by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    What is SPIM anyways? Spelling Problems of Immature Moderator's (SPIM)?

  81. Re:buyer problem--block email proxies with this. by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    At least that is a lot more than you can do to some spammer working out of their trailer in central Arkansas and relaying their spam through a Korean proxy.

    Directory of IP Based Blacklists

    I found this site rather by accident, I'm glad I did.

    If the proxy list there is reasonably accurate, one could block a good deal of proxied email spam.

  82. Re:How To--'escape' the grasp of capitalism.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    I kinda regret doing it now but it paid the rent at the time...

    This is a possible antidote to unchecked capitalism which has lead to greed and inflation which led this programmer to write a questionable piece of software in order to keep a roof over his head.

    Perhaps if he were in a financially better position at the time, he would have passed this project by.

    When money is more important than people you get all sorts of societal ills. I haven't seen any real lasting good come of the unchecked preoccupation with wealth--there is always a downside no matter how small or insignificant.

  83. Re:Simple Solution..CAPTCHAs sorta work-not really by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    That is the CAPTCHA method of doing things which help to an extent.

    The thing is, the spammers, in league with pornographers have circumvented this approach. I don't have the Slashdot link handy for this but I remember reading about that process here. Basically an elaborate software 'network' is set up so that all the following can occur all in real time.

    1) Spammer signs up for a throwaway email account and encounter's a CAPTCHA image during the account creation process.
    2) The image is delivered in real time to a visitor of a porn site ala 'DECODE THIS PIC TO GET YOUR FREE 1-DAY PASS TO HOT XXX ACTION NOW!!!!'
    3) The image is decoded, the porn site visitor gets access to their porn and the decode results are fed back to the email account signup site.
    4) If correct, the spammer has a new throwaway account to spam from.

    I should add that steps 3 and 4 are simplified for clarity. In real life, I'd expect the pornospammers to give the CAPTCHA response back to the email site first and if successful THEN give access to the pornosurfer as a reward for decoding the image.

    Since the spammers can't decode these CAPTCHA images in bulk in a reasonable amount of time, why not distribute the workload like they do for SETI@home, Folding@home, and the GIMPS project?

    At the way things are going, the day may come where you have to do just about everything account-related online now in an offline fashion via mail, phone, fax, or in person somewhere just to cut down on all the spam and whatnot.

  84. Re:Uh..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up, you subhuman spamming garbage.