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New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia

Radical Rad writes "ABC News is reporting that anthropologists have found the skeletal remains of seven hobbit sized hominids. The population may have been wiped out by a volcanic activity 12000 years ago or according to local legend may have lived up until the 1500's living on in caves and eating food the villagers would leave out for them. Also found were bones of giant lizards and miniature elephants. CBS also has the story." National Geographic and the BBC have good stories.

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  1. New species explaination by fembots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The current explanation for these "hobbits" is they somehow got to this 31-square-mile island, and because of the habitat/food source limition, they grew smaller so that they cooled off more easily, and used less energy.

    However, if they were smart enough to find a way to this island, couldn't they just do another island-hoping to a bigger island like Sumantra, or even Australia?

    The article also mentioned "many anthropologists have argued that in recent years, scientists have been adding too many new species to the human evolutionary tree. They say scientists have become too quick to call what may simply be an unusual individual a member of a whole new species."

    Maybe these tiny people have some kind of sickness (or just look tiny), and were therefore exiled from the main(is)land?

    1. Re:New species explaination by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well see, they were originally only out on a three-hour tour, so when their ship wrecked, they had no way of getting back because they hadn't packed the emergency supplies you would normally expect them to have.

      Sure, they had one guy who could make a lot of crap out of coconuts, and they always had some celebrity guests drop in for some wacky hijinks, but they never could quite get off that island. Tragic story, really.

    2. Re:New species explaination by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe these tiny people have some kind of sickness (or just look tiny), and were therefore exiled from the main(is)land?

      Maybe they just represent the Lollypop Guild.

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    3. Re:New species explaination by fatmonkeyboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      However, if they were smart enough to find a way to this island, couldn't they just do another island-hoping to a bigger island like Sumantra, or even Australia?

      Well, maybe they did...but that doesn't debunk the theory. Europeans found their way to the Americas, but there are still Europeans in Europe.

    4. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually the real explanation, as we all know, is that the devil put those fossils there to lead us astray from the path of righteousness. Don't spout atheist evolution nonsense on here please.

    5. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe these tiny people have some kind of sickness (or just look tiny), and were therefore exiled from the main(is)land?

      And this sickness also made their arms proportionately longer, created more prominent bone ridges above their eyes, gave them a sharply sloping forehead, and no chin? And it affected at least seven known individuals in the same way over a span of 30,000 of years, with no known fossil evidence of any "normal" hominids co-existing on the same island in that time?

      Riiiight...

    6. Re:New species explaination by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly.

    7. Re:New species explaination by Mignon · · Score: 5, Funny
      ... there are still Europeans in Europe.

      Other than that, it's a lovely place to visit.

    8. Re:New species explaination by stephenMF · · Score: 1

      ..."couldn't they just do another island-hoping" Religion probably kept them on that island. It was probably the fear of the bad color and imaginary monsters.

    9. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they just got rid of the dumb guy, they would have been off the island within a half hour.

    10. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I told ya trolls were real!

      (How far away is this from Christmas Island?)

    11. Re:New species explaination by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You are correct. It does seem that anything not exactly like any current known species is called a new species. I would like to see anthropologists be a bit more careful with this classification system we've got, but in the end, does it really matter? I mean, whoopety-do.. Some type of hominid that probably didn't lead directly to modern humans is misclassified. Eh.. For some reason I'm a little apathetic to the whole thing.

      Anyway.. Perhaps they didn't so much get onto the island as the land broke away from the main island isolating them. Then its plausible they weren't intelligent enough to make it back to the main island. Perhaps that is what will happen to all those folks over in California.

    12. Re:New species explaination by fembots · · Score: 1

      But normally, exilors wouldn't choose to live together with the exilees, so how could one find "normal hominids(exilors)" there?

      And inbreeding is the only option there.

    13. Re:New species explaination by Tarrek · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, landmass breakups in that part of the world are within the realm of feasibility, but there are well more isolated islands supporting human fossil records, indicating 30kya man was well more inclined to use boats than we're tempted to give him credit for. Although, I've never seen any numbers that would indicate how quickly such a drastic size change could occur.. Different anthropologists have wildly different opinions on such things in general, speaking specifically of craniometrics, the prevailing new view is that massive morphological differences can occur quite rapidly (Seeking to explain Kennewick man, who's 8,000ish radiocarbon years BP and sports a decidedly non-Native American skull), while others cry "bullhockey!" and simply say that there were a lot more populations inflowing into the Americas in the 18,000-13,000 calender years BP range than we give credit for.

      So, in conclusion, I rambled away from the topic.

    14. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 0, Troll

      But normally, exilors wouldn't choose to live together with the exilees...

      How many assumptions, based on zero evidence, will you make before you stop? That's the real quesiton here...

    15. Re:New species explaination by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The current explanation for these "hobbits" is they somehow got to this 31-square-mile island, and because of the habitat/food source limition, they grew smaller so that they cooled off more easily, and used less energy.

      That's the argument used for living in extreme cold. We were told that ethnic cultures such as the Zulu's were tall because that was the best way to radiate heat (taller == more elongated == more surface area/volume), and that the Innuit were short and round due to the extreme cold (shorter == more spherical == less surface area/volume).

      For reptiles, warmer temperatures usually leads to larger body sizes, while colder temperatures leads to smaller sizes.

      So, maybe the climate went the other way, and everything became colder?

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    16. Re:New species explaination by orasio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The grandparent's idea is not that great, but you fail to point out any incoherence.

      There have been cases when a special kind of individuals have been exiled, or killed, even because of their sex. You talk about the improbability for a malformation of the same kind in many individuals. Down's syndrome, for example, is a malformation that looks similar in every individual that has it, and it has morphological particularities, too.

    17. Re:New species explaination by zoobot · · Score: 0

      That's the argument used for living in extreme cold. We were told that ethnic cultures such as the Zulu's were tall because that was the best way to radiate heat (taller == more elongated == more surface area/volume), and that the Innuit were short and round due to the extreme cold (shorter == more spherical == less surface area/volume).

      Then why am I tall and fat?

    18. Re:New species explaination by bookemdano63 · · Score: 1

      ...(or just look tiny) ...

      Maybe they were very far away.

    19. Re:New species explaination by werfele · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's also possible they had a way on to the island, but not off, once the resources contraints began. Look at the case of Easter Island, whose inhabitants had the technology to travel hundreds of miles from Polynesia, but so thoroughly depleted their resources that they could no longer build boats to leave once the problems began.

    20. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the real explanation, as we all know, is that the devil put those fossils there to lead us astray from the path of righteousness.

      Crap. It's been scientifically proven that God put them there to test our faith.

    21. Re:New species explaination by Donoho · · Score: 1

      How many assumptions, based on zero evidence, will you make before you stop?

      Guess you missed that chapter in sociology. Here's a refresher, although the afore mentioned scenario assumes there was no new population to integrate into, thereby maintaining their isolation.

    22. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're telling us that God is a liar?

    23. Re:New species explaination by AdolChristin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, am I the only one who thinks that this is like Piltdown Man all over again. Some foppish rogue fossil hunter is going to go "Haha! Fooled you chaps!" any moment now.

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    24. Re:New species explaination by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      Well, lets assume for a moment that we actually wanted to stop...

    25. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Guess you missed that chapter in sociology.

      From that chapter:
      "This article includes observations informed by personal experiences of both practicing sociology in exile and studying an exilic community. Since 1991, I have been involved in fieldwork research in North America and Europe among Iranian exiles. "

      You're trying to apply contemporary human sociology to a society that is at least 18000 years old... and possibly not human?

      Riiight...

    26. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And how many individuals have Down's syndrome? If you went to a cemetary and started randomly digging up skeletons how many of them would conform to Down's syndrome?

      The incoherence is in proposing that an aberation happened in all cases, which by its very definition would make it no longer an aberation.

      They have found normal human skeletons on the island, but they are all found after a particular striatic layer, and all of the small skeletons have been found previous to that striatic layer (a volcanic eruption ash layer which also demarcates the disappearance of other large mammals on that island).

      You can make the argument that they have randomly uncovered aberrant skeletons but after several have been have been uncovered the odds of your being correct become vanishingly small.

    27. Re:New species explaination by redJag · · Score: 1

      Wow, my sides are hurting. A supporter of evolution is nixing a theory because it has a small chance of happening. I support evolution myself, that's why I find this so funny..

    28. Re:New species explaination by thedarb · · Score: 1

      It's inbreeding. All kinds of mutations can come about from several generations of inbreeding.

      No big mystery here.

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    29. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Well, I could propose that the little people were out there by aliens. Would that make you happy?

      I could propose all sorts of random environmental vectors to explain why those fossils have the form that they do. If you want to propose something that falls outside existing theory, that's fine. Develop a model, form experiments, make hypotheses, and test them using observation. But tossing out baseless hypotheses and using that as reason the existing work is invalid is just...silly...

    30. Re:New species explaination by smallfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, why not? You think people have changed that much in 18K years? And they are calling them hominid, which means they are at least as human as the [insert your favorite group name here]

    31. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      maybe they look small cos they are so far away

    32. Re:New species explaination by cplusplus · · Score: 1, Informative
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    33. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Why not? Because sociologically they could be as far away from us as gorillas or chimpanzees. We just don't know what their social dynamics were, and so it's silly to try to exaplain their remains (the fossils) in terms of their assumed social structures. It's ludicrous.

    34. Re:New species explaination by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      no no no...

      They were exiled. By their alien friends.

      In fact, earth was a prison planet.

      Small, out of the way, like Tattoine, or Salusa Secundus (Sardaukars anyone?).

      I say they were being punished.

      Of course, they (the aliens) miscalculated. They used to dump their undesireables here, but the few that didn't die (the one who put on the fig leaves) were fruitful and multiplied. Got bigger too.

      They tried to kill them off with that water rising shit, but a couple were smart enough to put some livestock on a boat.

      Dang, and soon enough, they had jetfighters and nukes!

      I say the current alien sighting are those investigators from the Galactic Commission, trying to make sure we don't discover their warcrimes, like dumping the deficients on small islands to die by Komodo.

      Oh wait...

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    35. Re:New species explaination by hedgehogbrains · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a fairly well received theory that Neanderthals were ordinary humans suffering from iodine defficiency. Okay, so it likely isn't true, but the theory was quite well worked out and shows how something as simple as a nutritional defficiency can radically affect an entire group of people the same way. Perhaps a gentic defect could produce the same effect in an entire population bred from a single individual? I think you're being unnecessarily dismissive of the the parent post's suggestion. It's early days yet, and the idea of a brand new human species is quite radical itself.

    36. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've done that in WarCraft II several times. No more damn trees to make a transport.

    37. Re:New species explaination by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not completely hip on what criteria are used to classify a fossil as being a member of a new species, but that's the point. I'm not about to question an expert in the field based on some random idea. I'm not saying it's not possible for a species' phenotype to be systematically and consistently altered by an environmental vector. Heck no! But you've got to prove it.

      And a nutritional deficiency seems like a more persistent and effective way to alter the phenotype than disease. A disease can be evetually overcome, and there's sure to be some immunity within the population.

      And the Neanderthal/iodine connection looks interesting. What other predictions, other than skeletal structure, has the theory made? Have they been tested? i.e. were fossils of iodine rich food found for the time period when Neanderthals "died out," for example?

    38. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really, really tempted to mod that as funny. It's fun to fuck with creationists.

    39. Re:New species explaination by Serra · · Score: 1

      Maybe these tiny people have some kind of sickness (or just look tiny), and were therefore exiled from the main (is)land?

      Ever heard of Occam's Razor?

    40. Re:New species explaination by jilhad · · Score: 1

      I think you may be confusing intention with natural selection. These creatures intended to cross a body of water, and had the smarts to do so, so they did. However, no one is suggesting that they intended to grow smaller due to adverse conditions. In theory, it just so happened that smaller individuals could stay cooler, get by on less, and therefore have more babies for some reason. Darwinian evolution is only swayed by intelligence when intelligence influences your breeding power, so barring a rather harsh eugenics program, "Hobbit" smarts probably had nothing to do with their evolutionary decrease in size.

      Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you and you're just wondering why they didn't just leave if the island sucked so bad. Well, it might not have. It may have been great, but the smaller, more efficient folks may still have had a reproductive advantage that allowed them to prosper even more than their peers.

    41. Re:New species explaination by clone22 · · Score: 1

      Good point. In the Mississippian period American Indian village at Moundville, Alabama, of all of the burials, only the achondroplastic dwarves were buried face down. In this case, perhaps, dwarfism was a crime.

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    42. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      May be the left the island, got to a bigger island, killed everyone that was there, then they slaved people from other even bigger islands and over the years became paranoid that all neighbouring islands wanted to destroy their way of life which they considered superior to all others, so they voted for the village idiot and invaded an island as far far away as they could find , this island happens to have lots coconut oil but this was just a coincidence.

      May be after all this some of them realised what the had become and came back to their little island, to enjoy their little lifes and not bother anyone else...and there we found them.

    43. Re:New species explaination by Donoho · · Score: 1

      You're trying to apply contemporary human sociology to a society that is at least 18000 years old

      I think you overestimate the complexity of contemporary human sociology. We're not that complicated.

      Really

    44. Re:New species explaination by Laaserboy · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure the scientists found Sam's everlasting Lambas bread, still not completely eaten from his last trip.

    45. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pizza

    46. Re:New species explaination by mikael · · Score: 1

      Apparently, a diet rich in meat helps people grow taller. The Japanese have in recent years increased their consumption of red meat (vs. rice and fish), and their average height is increasing.

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    47. Re:New species explaination by VivianC · · Score: 1

      And America is larger than France so the people in America are larger than French people. You have just invented the evolutionary explaination for our growing population.

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    48. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss would try and hire some of them if they existed today, just to piss the rest of us off since they couldn't reach the top shelves, or pick up the big stuff. We'd have to do it all.
      Good thing they are gone. Having said that, isn't it true that all good and interesting things, people, etc. on this Earth are spoiled by a few S.O.B.'s?

    49. Re:New species explaination by revxul · · Score: 1

      They weren't fossils. In fact, because they weren't fossils, the scientists studying these skeletons think there's a chance they may yeild some DNA. Just a chance.

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    50. Re:New species explaination by revxul · · Score: 1

      What... like Australia? Wasn't it an Australian who discovered these? Oh... wait...

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    51. Re:New species explaination by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was just a group a midjets that lived on another island, Judging from brain size Id say the group that was found was the polititians. My theory is that the group of midjets were tierd of all the false lies and promises from the polititians, and exiled them to the island the bones were found on. Being politicians, they were not smart enough to shoose a cave that was right next to a volcano that was currently erupting, and perished within days of arriving on the island.

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    52. Re:New species explaination by prash_n_rao · · Score: 0

      "Sure, they had one guy who could make a lot of crap out of coconuts"

      Who can't? Its easy. You have to eat them first. The rest follows.

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    53. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, and who says games aren't educational? :)

    54. Re:New species explaination by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      Only if you're married to one.

      Otherwise you get charged with rape.

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    55. Re:New species explaination by barakn · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the article - "They add that characteristics seen in modern people who have pathologies causing a small brain were not evident in the ancient remains." I.e. if they were anomolous Homo sapiens, then one would expect their anomoly to be an anomoly found in Homo sapiens. It's not, so they're not.

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    56. Re:New species explaination by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Maybe these tiny people have some kind of sickness (or just look tiny), and were therefore exiled from the main(is)land?

      Well, there has long been evidence of Pygmy Mammoths which evolved on isolated islands around the world. Some of these species stood only 3 feet tall! Isolation and inbreeding probably accounts for their small size, and it is not that unusual for sub-species to develop this way.

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    57. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone seen Bleeders?

    58. Re:New species explaination by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      You have clearly failed the test.

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    59. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. Now we just have complicated toys with better aim.

    60. Re:New species explaination by Nutria · · Score: 1

      but so thoroughly depleted their resources that they could no longer build boats to leave once the problems began.

      They must have been Republicans.

      Or they worked for Haliburton.

      Or both...

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    61. Re:New species explaination by orasio · · Score: 1

      Hey!!
      The G-G-Parent was making conjectures, and I was just pointing out that they were possible.
      He was even implying a "cemetery" island.
      You say they are improbable. They are.
      But they are _possible_, human behaviour is proven to be very odd.
      I don't believe that is the case, either, but I refuse to dispose of views just because they are not the most common.

    62. Re: New species explaination by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > So you're telling us that God is a liar?

      Who told the truth in the Garden - God or the serpent?

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    63. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not... scientists in the past have created full skeltons based on a tooth... that turned out to be just a pigs tooth... whoops.

    64. Re:New species explaination by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Our educational system has already let them down; c'mon, have a heart!

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    65. Re:New species explaination by mefus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All kinds of mutations can come about from several generations of inbreeding.

      Inbreeding is not a cause of mutations. Inbreeding merely reduces diversity within the gene pool. A small population with uniform selective pressure exerted on it might also exhibit more rapid genetic drift toward a new norm.

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    66. Re:New species explaination by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      ...am I the only one who thinks that this is like Piltdown Man all over again...

      Well, even if it is a hoax, it took 41 years to expose the Piltdown Man. With current technology/communication it shouldn't take that long though.

      I agree with you on one point: if a certain scientific discovery makes it to all major news outlets you better be sceptic. It might be just a popularity stunt (yes, seems like some scientists are pulling off these too). Let's just wait for the peer review. DNA tests (if possible) should be interesting as well.

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    67. Re:New species explaination by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they didn't so much get onto the island as the land broke away from the main island isolating them.

      If we're into various theories, perhaps they coexisted with humans, and some of them used to "jump" on boats when humans traveled. What if some human ships arrived to the island, these "species" jumped off, humans decided the island is not for them, but these "species" stayed? I mean possibilities are endless. If they lived in the same time frame, they could realize that humans are better with traveling, and used that for their advantage. Maybe in return they did some favors (jobs) for the humans, and this cooperation was tolerated.

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    68. Re:New species explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eveyone know hobbits to not like water, travel or adventures.

      So they would naturally never leave an island.

    69. Re:New species explaination by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      I say they were being punished.

      Your theory doesn't involve a B-ark, does it?

    70. Re:New species explaination by SilverMike · · Score: 1

      The article did not mention it but did they happen to find some funny green hats and the remains of a box of LUCKY CHARMs... my Irish Granny always said Leprechauns do exist.

    71. Re:New species explaination by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      There is a science known as cladistics which tells us when it is reasonable to call something a new species or not. It's not random.

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  2. evolutionary pressure by immerrath · · Score: 5, Funny

    clearly there was evolutionary pressure to maintain the same size for all species on the island: giant lizards, pygmy elephants, and small humans.

    1. Re:evolutionary pressure by immerrath · · Score: 1

      (only joking)

    2. Re:evolutionary pressure by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the giant rats (mentioned in the National Geographic article). Your hypothesis is confirmed.

    3. Re:evolutionary pressure by tabdelgawad · · Score: 2, Informative
      Umm, not sure why this is modded funny ...

      In this Washington Post Writeup", they clearly refer to the "island rule: animals smaller than rabbits get larger; animals larger than rabbits get smaller."

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    4. Re:evolutionary pressure by charleste · · Score: 1

      ROESes? Now we have ROESes *and* Hobbits?

    5. Re:evolutionary pressure by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this Washington Post Writeup", they clearly refer to the "island rule: animals smaller than rabbits get larger; animals larger than rabbits get smaller."

      What about rabbits? What size do they become?

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    6. Re:evolutionary pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First. What size rabbit would that be? Kangaroo sized?

      Second. Yes, I thought the same, "why funny?" Mammoths shrunk to the size of 'pygmy elphants' because of environmental pressures. Bison are 2/3 the size they were only a few hundred yeas ago!

      Humans come in all sizes. If only the small ones survive to make more in each generation... Well you get mostly small humans.

      Get a few hundred mice. Feed them just enough so the population declines by a few percent each generation. By the time your down to a few dozen mice, they will be very small.

    7. Re:evolutionary pressure by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      But most humans manage to survive beyond breeding age regardless of any genetic predisposition to do so.
      Even if it were beneficial for humans to be smaller, the fact that smaller and larger humans all survive in similar numbers to at least breeding age would mean that we wouldn't as a species grow any smaller.

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    8. Re:evolutionary pressure by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rabbit sized.

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    9. Re:evolutionary pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But most humans manage to survive beyond breeding age regardless of any genetic predisposition to do so.

      Modern humans living in the conditions that most of us do, sure. That's not the historic norm.

    10. Re:evolutionary pressure by Cyberllama · · Score: 4, Informative

      You joke, but you're actually correct. What you describe is a biological phenomenon observed on many island ecosystems called Foster's rule.

      In short, it dictates that animals coming from a continent that are large, will get smaller when isolated on an island -- animals that are small, will tend to get larger.

    11. Re:evolutionary pressure by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      THE NIGHT OF THE LUPUS!

    12. Re:evolutionary pressure by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What is truly interesting is that despite the fact that pretty much everybody these days has an equal chance of making it to adulthood, the human race as a whole is actually getting taller.
      Maybe this happens naturally until such a point where the tallest humans for whatever reason can not make it to breeding age. Or maybe this happens until such a point that only the taller humans will be able to slam dunk the basketball, and the shorter ones will die off.
      Well, this post started out well, but it ended badly.

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    13. Re:evolutionary pressure by vsprintf · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about rabbits? What size do they become?

      The rabbits don't change size. They become carnivorous and develop killer instincts which cause them to attack knights of the Round Table and audition for parts in Monty Python movies.

    14. Re:evolutionary pressure by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The rabbits become about the size of California.

      Seriously, why not call it the "Rabbit Rule" instead of the "Island Rule?"

    15. Re:evolutionary pressure by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      ITYM Night of the Lepus. (Night of the Lupus would be about wolves or a disease telethon. Either way, pretty scary stuff!)

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    16. Re:evolutionary pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a lack of preditors, and no animals competing for our niche, humans are destined to be dwarfed by this island Earth. Minimising energy requirements will be key.

    17. Re:evolutionary pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > In this Washington Post Writeup", they clearly refer to the "island rule: animals smaller than rabbits get larger; animals larger than rabbits get smaller."

      > What about rabbits? What size do they become?

      Rabbits are the only animals that don't care and instead of changing size they copulate like there was no tomorrow. Other creatures observing rabbits and their orgies want be just like them so they naturally change their size to be more like rabbits, but they don't understand that it is not the size that matters.

    18. Re:evolutionary pressure by radtea · · Score: 1


      Rabbits eat all the grasses, destroying the island ecology and causing mass extinction of other animals.

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  3. Hobbit Sized by 93,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dig how they say "Hobbit sized" to capitailize on LOTR's popularity. In '83 they would have said "Ewok sized".

    1. Re:Hobbit Sized by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I guess a few years ago that woulda been "Mini-Me sized".

      What about the '90s?

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    2. Re:Hobbit Sized by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      What about the '90s?

      What happened during the 90's again...

      Damnit and those were supposed to be my "good 'ol years"...

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    3. Re:Hobbit Sized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standing blow-job sized?

    4. Re:Hobbit Sized by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 4, Funny

      in the early 90's Milli Vanilli got a Grammy Award. Then the IT industry died. Yep, I think I got it all covered.

    5. Re:Hobbit Sized by mc_wilson · · Score: 1

      Damnit and those were supposed to be my "good 'ol years"... That's probably why you don't remember them...

    6. Re:Hobbit Sized by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 1

      In the 90's they would have been "Gary Coleman-sized"

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    7. Re:Hobbit Sized by haluness · · Score: 1

      Hilarious!

    8. Re:Hobbit Sized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What about the '90s?

      A: David Faustino-sized

    9. Re:Hobbit Sized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't get sued for using the word Hobbit, yet. Does that mean I can stop using the word halfling now?

    10. Re:Hobbit Sized by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Notice in particular how neither the ABC News story or another on CNN go to the trouble of explaining "hobbit sized" for those who may not know Tolkein. Usually news stories explain terms like that to make the story accessible to the widest possible audience...

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    11. Re:Hobbit Sized by Rei · · Score: 1

      You skipped the end of the 80s! :) Around then, it could have been Nelwyn (or Peck) sized, because of Willow. Or perhaps Dukakis sized.

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    12. Re:Hobbit Sized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Well, I guess a few years ago that woulda been "Mini-Me sized".
      > What about the '90s?

      In the '90s they would've been: longdongsilverpenilesized.

  4. The questions on everybody's mind: by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Is there sufficient DNA material at any of the dig sites to allow us to clone a hobbit?

    2. Would they make good slaves?

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    1. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. Would they make good slaves?

      We IT folk have enough competition as it is!

    2. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slaves? SLAVES?

      That's tender young juicy Hobbit meat you are talking about.

      Slave, feh. I've been stuck in this cave for three lousy years with nothing but maggoty meat to eat and you want Slaves?

    3. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the biggest question of all:
      Where is the ring????

    4. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Chundra · · Score: 1

      No, but the legends say they make a mean waybread and an absolutely ravishing seed cake.

    5. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shireassic Park?

    6. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 0


      3. pr0n

      4. Profit!

    7. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by kisielk · · Score: 1

      I think you're actually looking for oompa-loompas, so no luck here as far as slaves go... ;)

    8. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by freqres · · Score: 1

      And the secrets to growing a mean pipeweed. ;)

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    9. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Herg · · Score: 1

      They're good workers, but will eat more than they're worth.

    10. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      2. Would they make good slaves?

      I dunno... ask "Sharky." ;)

    11. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      Nasty little creatures, these hobbitses.

    12. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hobbits do not welcome their new human overlords

    13. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Is there sufficient DNA material at any of the dig sites to allow us to clone a hobbit?

      I don't know, but Michael Jackson wants to find out.

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    14. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Farmer Maggot's 'shrooms. Young hobbits are always stealing them and then going on adventures.

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    15. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Job thief Baggins! We hates him forever!

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    16. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      Well.. Clearly the people of that time didn't like them either and send them to an distant volcano.. *Maybe they where there trying to dispose of some token rings..*

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    17. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I'd like to see a Velocihobbit. Relentlessly "stalks" helpless vegetation.

    18. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 1

      Maybe SCOX can't find a "wookie" so they might settle for a "Hobbit".

    19. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by danila · · Score: 1

      Remember what Frodo tells to Faramir (in the movie) - "we set out from Rivendell with seven companions". I think we might have at least found the companions (except not all of them were hobbits, AFAIR)...

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    20. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The questions on everybody's mind:
      >
      > 1. Is there sufficient DNA material at any of the dig sites to allow us to clone a hobbit?

      I hope so.

      > 2. Would they make good slaves?

      Considering their height, they could be used as fellatio performing machines.

    21. Re:The questions on everybody's mind: by danila · · Score: 1

      Shirrealistic Park.

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  5. Frodo by rsrsharma · · Score: 1

    Tolkein fans unite! We've found Frodo and friends!

    ...

    But seriously, Slashdot is the only place you would expect to hear "hobbit-sized"...

    1. Re:Frodo by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Too bad they died though :'(

    2. Re:Frodo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the phrase hobbit sized is used in the original article...

    3. Re:Frodo by ggvaidya · · Score: 1
      But seriously, Slashdot is the only place you would expect to hear "hobbit-sized"...

      That's what I thought to, but look at the news stories refered: all of them use the word 'hobbit'! As another poster pointed out, the anthropologists probably did this to capitalize on the LotR fame.

    4. Re:Frodo by Lshmael · · Score: 1

      Even better, it is not only part of the title of the ABC News article, but it also appears in the titles of the BBC and National Geographic articles also.

    5. Re:Frodo by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's used in the article in Nature, too, where it's mentioned that the anthropologists who discovered them nicknamed them "Hobbits".

      This may or may not be mentioned in the linked articles; I'm not about to RTFA from mass media news sources when I already read it in a scholarly journal.

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    6. Re:Frodo by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Tolkein fans unite! We've found Frodo and friends!

      Hobbits, are you crazy? Someone has clearly been reading too much Tolkein. Read the article: they were found in CAVES. So obviously, we're not dealing with hobbits, but dwarves.

    7. Re:Frodo by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course they're dwarves - there were seven of them.

    8. Re:Frodo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not hobbits but Pukel-men. The Pukel-men or Woses were the more ancient men of Middle Earth. They were about the same stature as dwarfs but more related to men.

    9. Re:Frodo by Dabido · · Score: 1

      There were eight dwarves. Police are out there looking for the missing one, his name is Hungry.

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    10. Re:Frodo by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Hobbits did live in caves, you bonehead!

      They called them holes when they couldn't find any naturally occurring ones in the area and had to dig them for themselves.

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  6. Is it April 1st? by Docrobot · · Score: 0

    Hmmm sounds like our leg is getting pulled again...

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  7. This is so stupid by lamp77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    everyone knows the world was created 6000 years ago.

    jeez.

    1. Re:This is so stupid by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Informative

      everyone knows the world was created 6000 years ago.

      To be precise, on Sunday, October 23, 4004 BC, at 9:00 AM.

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    2. Re:This is so stupid by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      everyone knows the world was created 6000 years ago.


      I'm waiting to find out how the giant lizards and the pygmie elephants got from the top of Mount Sinai to this island as well. And how did they brung the giant lizards and pygmie elephants?

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    3. Re:This is so stupid by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      GMT + 3, too. Let's get that right.

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    4. Re:This is so stupid by emc · · Score: 1

      is that PDT or GMT?

    5. Re:This is so stupid by Fizzog · · Score: 1

      Had daylight saving ended yet? If not then you might be out an hour.

    6. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to "Good Omens" this estimate was off by as much as 20 minutes.

      (and thusly this is just the almighty's joke, which anthropologists and paleontologists haven't figured out yet.)

    7. Re:This is so stupid by dykofone · · Score: 1
      Son of a bitch! I missed the Earth's birthday again, and this was a big one. I guess it's not too late to send a card.

      At least it didn't go apocalyptic this time, like everyone seems to think it will on each of its 1000 year birthdays.

    8. Re:This is so stupid by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      So that would be 6008 years ago...

    9. Re:This is so stupid by garberian · · Score: 0

      Surprisingly enough, in the early 1700's (if i remember correctly) there was a very large argument about the age of the earth. All of the relegious zealots claimed it was created around 6000 years ago, while the scientists claimed the earth was billions of years old. Neither side believed the other, and there was much fighting. This was all broken by a man named Phillip Henry Goss, who created what is called "The Omphalos Argument" -- omphalos being greek for knot, or so I'm told. Anyway, the gist of this argument is that the earth is in fact only 6000 years old, but it was created with the appearance of being billions of years old, including light from the stars en-rout, radiocarbons having decayed, fake fossils, etc. (Think Bladerunner where the clones have memories that never really happened.) Moral of the story, there really is no _definitive_ way to prove this statement wrong.

    10. Re:This is so stupid by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      What's so important about the 6008th birthday?

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    11. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to astronomers, it began on Monday, January 1, 4713 BC, at 12:00 PM GMT..

    12. Re:This is so stupid by Damvan · · Score: 1

      At first I thought you were joking, then I read the link. Wow.

      Are there any modern humans that still believe the Earth was only created 6000 years ago?

    13. Re:This is so stupid by sasquatch+zeke · · Score: 1

      Well, in base 6002 it's now old enough to drive.

      SZ

    14. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprisingly enough, in the early 1700's (if i remember correctly)

      So you were there?

    15. Re:This is so stupid by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, yes. I think they all live in America, too. With parents teaching stuff like that, it's little wonder kids in this country are so poorly educated.

    16. Re:This is so stupid by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. And there are also modern humans who still think that humans descended from apes.

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    17. Re:This is so stupid by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      1) Mount Ararat.
      2) God gave them jetpacks.

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    18. Re:This is so stupid by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      gist of this argument is that the earth is in fact only 6000 years old

      I've heard this argument before, but I never knew the history of it.

      By the logic presented in that argument, the earth could have been created 5 minutes ago, with all of our memories already implanted, everything created as-is, etc. So how did they come up with the 6000 year old figure?

      Also, a more philisophical question would by why God would go through all this trouble to fool us into thinking the world was older than it actually was?

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    19. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omphalos actually means belly button.

    20. Re:This is so stupid by lamp77 · · Score: 1

      I believe by working the birthdays backwards in genesis, (not the phil collins one)

    21. Re:This is so stupid by garberian · · Score: 0

      Very correct. The 6000 figure comes from people analyzing scriptures, etc, and making good educated guesses. There should be a Wiki link in the parent.

    22. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MY universe was created in 1961 - before that there was no ME!

    23. Re:This is so stupid by Thjorska · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but they are right.

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    24. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is neither funny nor insightful.
      This is simply flamebait.
      Here's the proof
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,95 4018,00.html

    25. Re:This is so stupid by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I suppose that means the Earth is a Sagittarius.

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    26. Re:This is so stupid by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was mistaken that this idiocy is confined to America. Apparently they're having a similar problem in the UK, which I was previously not aware of. However, how does this make my post flamebait? My point was just that it seems to be a largely US phenomenon; the article you pointed to even states that 45% of Americans believe the young-earth idea. It also doesn't point out any data showing this problem to be as large in the UK as it is in the US.

    27. Re:This is so stupid by Dabido · · Score: 1

      6007th Birthday. There was no year 0, so 4004BC to 1 BC plus 1AD to 2004AD = 6007 years.

      I was going to make a similar remark to yours, but you beat me to it. :-)

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    28. Re:This is so stupid by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Prior to 1650AD, this arguement wasn't even around. Previous to this the Christian church didn't care how old the earth was. (It is actually irrelevant to the Bible, which never includes dates etc) It was only when Usher decided to approximate the age of the earth via the book of Genesis that the theory that the earth was created in 4004BC even took place.

      It's also a nice thing to note, that the word used in Hebrew, which is translated as "a day", when God creates the earth, actually just means a period of time. (Which means God could of made the earth in 6 seconds, 6 billion years, or 6 days). The periods of time don't even have to be of the same length.

      Even Bishop Usher refered to his dating as an approximation and a theory. (Why he had to be so precise as 9AM on the 23rd of October 4004 is a mystery. Maybe using an exact time added weight to what he was saying).

      In the meantime, the well meaning Bishops Approximation/Theory has come to be treated as "Gospel" in some Christian circles. The Bishop was just trying to answer a question that many people have asked over the years, using the only method available at the time. Science has progressed to the point that better methods are available.

      I find it interesting when people try to use this theory to disprove the Bible, or to defend it. It is really only a theory based on one mans interpretation, which used the Bible as a base. (And anyone using the same method as Usher might not even get the same date or time). I'm not even sure that I've heard a Catholic or Orthodox Christian try to defend it either, (Nor a Jew for that matter). So it may be an entirely Protestant thing. (Muslims have told me that they beleive Allah destroys and creates the Earth every second. I am unsure if they base this on the Koran though.)

      The point being made at the begining of Genesis is that God created the Earth. It is a point that science can neither prove nor disprove, (not at this point in time anyway), because it doesn't explain how he did it, nor does it have any scientific information except for the order in which he did it. (Which happens to agree with the fossil record).

      Cheers

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    29. Re:This is so stupid by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      And is it northern or southern hemisphere? DST seasons varies according to hemisphere, too.

    30. Re: This is so stupid by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Omphalos actually means belly button.

      Right, and the Omphalos Argument is the claim that Adam and Eve were created complete with navels, even though they hadn't actually been born. The extension is a claim that the universe was created with a faked appearence of great age.

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    31. Re: This is so stupid by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Also, a more philisophical question would by why God would go through all this trouble to fool us into thinking the world was older than it actually was?

      Also, how do you know His creation lies about its age and His memoirs tell the truth about it, instead of vice versa?

      These facile arguments are only useful for True Believers desperate to preserve their "facts" in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

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    32. Re: This is so stupid by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Anyway, the gist of this argument is that the earth is in fact only 6000 years old, but it was created with the appearance of being billions of years old, including light from the stars en-rout, radiocarbons having decayed, fake fossils, etc. (Think Bladerunner where the clones have memories that never really happened.) Moral of the story, there really is no _definitive_ way to prove this statement wrong.

      Right. Of course, once you buy in to the idea that what you see is completely divorced from reality, all claims are equally good... or bad.

      The people who offer this kind of argument have obviously never paused to consider that it can be invoked to support any rival religious claim just as well as their own. (Of course, these people aren't accustomed to basing their beliefs on evidence anyway; the whole thing is just a retcon to make it look like science doesn't actually refute some of their core beliefs.)

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    33. Re: This is so stupid by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > Yes. And there are also modern humans who still think that humans descended from apes.

      Humans are apes. Unless your parents aren't human, you did descend from apes.

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    34. Re: This is so stupid by danila · · Score: 1

      I like to entertain thoughts of actually ascending from apes. :)

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    35. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > At first I thought you were joking, then I read the link. Wow.

      No joke. People are really that stupid.

      > Are there any modern humans that still believe the Earth was only created 6000 years ago?

      The short answer is: Yes.

      The long answer is: You might find reading the following articles fascinating:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_Creation
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussher-Lightfoot_Cale ndar
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creationism
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationi sm
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_geology
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_design
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth#Modern_tim es

      Enjoy.

    36. Re:This is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a nice thing to note, that the word used in Hebrew, which is translated as "a day", when God creates the earth, actually just means a period of time. (Which means God could of made the earth in 6 seconds, 6 billion years, or 6 days). The periods of time don't even have to be of the same length.

      You are talking about day-age creationism. However, there are some major problems such as that God would have created plants an age before the sun, an impossiblity. Besides, some scholars claim that according to contextual, linguistic and grammatical evidence, the most probably interpretation of "day" in this context is a "period of time of length equal to what we now call a day", and on this basis they reject day-age creationism.

      (BTW, It's "could have", not "could of".)

    37. Re: This is so stupid by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Humans are NOT apes. Humans and apes are together in the superfamily Hominoidea. One thing that creationists and evolutionary scientists agree on is that humans did not evolve from apes. An evolutionary scientist will tell you that humans and apes evolved separately, but from a common ancestor.

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  8. Spoiler Warning by Shky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess Frodo, Bilbo and the remaining elves made a wrong turn on the way to the Grey Havens.

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    1. Re:Spoiler Warning by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

      Now we know why there isn't a fourth part of the series.

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    2. Re:Spoiler Warning by kzinti · · Score: 1

      Guess Frodo, Bilbo and the remaining elves made a wrong turn on the way to the Grey Havens.

      Hey, this isn't Pismo Beach... Bilbo, I told you we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

    3. Re:Spoiler Warning by paco3791 · · Score: 3, Informative
      please turn your geek card in at the door on your way out.

      The Grey Havens is the name of the elvish port where Frodo, Bilbo, Gandalf and a contingent of elves left FROM when they departed middle earth in search of Aman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aman, the land of the Valar, across the great western sea.

    4. Re:Spoiler Warning by Shky · · Score: 1

      That's hilarious and profoundly sad at the same time...

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    5. Re:Spoiler Warning by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously they had to go "to" the Grey Havens at least once- they lived in the Shire, and the port was pretty far away.

      So, does Ludicrously Literal Rationalization beat Tolkien Minutia? Let's ask whoever issues the geek cards...

    6. Re:Spoiler Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please pick up your pedantic dork card at the front desk.

    7. Re:Spoiler Warning by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Well, they realized a little ways out that they forgot the map, and had to come back, but unfortunately one of the crew took this black rock-type thing out of the compass, so they got lost and... well, here we are.

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    8. Re:Spoiler Warning by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Some of them made a really wrong turn and ended up in the arctic near the North Pole.

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    9. Re:Spoiler Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously they had to go "to" the Grey Havens at least once- they lived in the Shire, and the port was pretty far away. (emphasis added)

      You've made the mistake by measuring distance according to short-legged creatures who thought that home was the place to be. Travelling (and travlers) were not well thought of in hobbit society.

      Later on, during the new age of prosperity brought on by Sauron's fall, the hobbits founed a settlement at Fairbanks Towers, near the Havens. It couldn't have been that far, if they settled there, and "extended" the Shire rather than abandoning it.

      So, does Ludicrously Literal Rationalization beat Tolkien Minutia?

      Not yet. :-) There are a lot of holes in Tolkien's mythos, but that doesn't appear to be one of them.
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  9. wiped out by lava by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that'll teach those hobbits to burrough in my backyard

  10. Also Found by erotic_pie · · Score: 1, Funny

    Was a strange ring around it's neck, the scientist that found it was last quoted as saying "My Precious" over and over again

  11. So Lord of The Rings by slobber · · Score: 1

    ... is not fiction after all!!! :)

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  12. Hobbit-sized and volcano eh? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their Frodo should never have tossed the ring into Mount Doom until they were further away.

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  13. WOW!! by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who knew the Shire was in Indonesia!?!? I thought it was in Brittain :)

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    1. Re:WOW!! by eggoeater · · Score: 1

      Neither. It's in New Zealand. Indonesia is where Frodo sailed to at the end of the story.

    2. Re:WOW!! by wizz+da+blizz · · Score: 1

      No, Brittain makes perfect sense, it's Mordor that's in Indonesia. Scientist think they died out because of vulcano activities in the region (Mt. Doom). This is just proof that Frodo didn't make it out of there in time. R.I.P Frodo Baggins

    3. Re:WOW!! by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Who knew the Shire was in Indonesia!?!?

      Oh my God...Tolkien outsources too?

    4. Re:WOW!! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. Tol Erresea was Britain. The Shire would have been on the European mainland somewhere.

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  14. Hobbit sized? by cliffordski · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can anything be hobbit sized? A hobbit is a fictional creature; it has never existed. Now a troll...

    1. Re:Hobbit sized? by nizo · · Score: 1

      Actually a hobbit is a unit of measure, which is basically 2/3 of a dwarven unit or 1/2 an elven unit.

    2. Re:Hobbit sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, hobbits stand approximately 23 widgets tall.

    3. Re:Hobbit sized? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, whoever modded that comment "Troll" has a absolutely sadistic but delightfully clever sense of humor!

    4. Re:Hobbit sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a hobbit is a unit of measure, which is basically 2/3 of a dwarven unit or 1/2 an elven unit.

      Interesting, but all of those comparisons are obscure. How many hobbits does it take to equal 1 Library of Congress?

    5. Re:Hobbit sized? by nizo · · Score: 1

      Measurement of mass or calories(hobbicals?) from burning?

    6. Re:Hobbit sized? by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Clearly it was a mod troll.

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  15. But the real question is ... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

    ... did they happen to find any rings nearby? One ring, in particular?

    1. Re:But the real question is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some folk say that they saw a person take a ring from the site. When this person was questioned about the ring he turned violent, calling the questions lies and the questioners thieves.

    2. Re:But the real question is ... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      ... did they happen to find any rings nearby? One ring, in particular?

      No, but one of the scientists did disappear soon after the find was made. *gasp* Do you really think there could there be a connection?

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  16. Must be careful by nizo · · Score: 1
    ... anthropologists have found the skeletal remains of seven hobbit sized hominids. The population may have been wiped out by a volcanic ...

    If they find any with a ring on their finger, they need to find that volcano and toss the ring in pronto.

    1. Re:Must be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late
      Frodo has failed

  17. Interaction with Modern Humans by pholower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it interesting that they could have possibly intereacted with modern humans and their "species" could have overlapped with ours, but I agree with the scientist arguing over naming a new species. Let's rule out any major speculation before we go naming new evolutionary tree branches.

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    1. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that they could have possibly intereacted with modern humans and their "species" could have overlapped with ours, but I agree with the scientist arguing over naming a new species. Let's rule out any major speculation before we go naming new evolutionary tree branches.

      Well, there's a reason we can't be sure of any interaction: they have become rare and shy of the Big People, as they call us. They are (or were) a little people, about half our height, and smaller than the bearded dwarves. Hobbits have no beards. There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off.

    2. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Reziac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was recently reading about African Pygmies, and how Pygmy tribes interact with other tribes -- these naturally pint-sized people (which despite their small stature are still ordinary Homo sapiens, genetically) live in the deep forest, maintain a very primitive lifestyle by choice, and only come to town to trade (or sometimes to beg or work). Some "town tribes" regard them more or less as "forest elves". Their numbers, never great, have declined radically in some areas, and doubtless some Pygmy tribes now exist only as mouldering or even fossilized bones.

      These newly-discovered "hobbitt-sized people" may well be no more than a sort of local pygmy tribe, now extinct.

      OTOH, it's perfectly possible that remnants of genetic side-branches of Homo Whatever persisted into historical times, if sufficiently isolated and protected by their local environment.

      Size is no indication of being a different species; hell, look at dogs, which even among wild species range from 25 to 100 lbs. A closed environment can select for even larger extremes; also, note the radically different brain size among different breeds of domestic dogs, even tho they are all the same species.

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    3. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Tarrek · · Score: 1

      I could be mistaken, but I'm fairly sure modern pygmy groups are generally considered to be of our species, so, I don't see how this discovery should be looked at terribly differently.

    4. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Tarrek · · Score: 1

      Further reading: .

      It's surprisingly hard to find good web references on the Australian / Tasmanian pygmies!

    5. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The article mentioned other differences too besides just size, such as skull shape, and the proportional ratio of limb lengths (longer arms and legs than would look "human" to us.)

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    6. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Reziac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesn't take much to get different limb lengths and proportions to breed true, even to the point of looking "wrong" to someone from another tribe (thus from another gene pool). There are plenty of examples among modern ordinary humans, even without delving into genetic anomalies like dwarfism.## Some races are long-bodied and short-limbed, others are long-limbed and short-bodied; some have large round skulls, others have small narrow skulls; etc, etc. If you put extreme (yet still normal-range) examples side by side, they'll barely LOOK like the same genus, let alone the same species.

      Point being, you can't judge by appearance at that level. Now, if they had DNA evidence to back up their speculation about these people being a different species... that would mean something.

      ## Selection for proportions can be done in just a couple generations in dogs**. Humans aren't that much more complex, and human mating behaviour tends toward selecting the familiar (ie. someone who looks at least sortof like your own tribe). Types do develop and breed true in humans, if sufficiently isolated by geography and/or tribal behaviour. -- I've heard how some Orientals can peg another Oriental by physical type right down to their native village and even family, because the local types are so consistent. [I can do the same with some bloodlines in dogs.]

      (**Something I'm intimately aware of, as a professional dog breeder/trainer with 11 generations of my own bloodline, and 35 years experience.)

      Great, now you've made me do nested footnotes :)

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    7. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by elmegil · · Score: 1

      They must be greys then.

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    8. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the analogy with domestic dogs holds - Genetic labs study dogs precisely because they have among the highest intra-species morphology differences recorded for any mammal - Far more than humans.

      The introduction of a white paper on sequencing dog DNA found here describes this in detail.

      BTW, What breed do you raise?

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    9. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I have seen dogs from 5 pounds to 250 pounds

    10. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can realy argue about brain size in primates vs. body size. I'm sure that in all primates that the size of the brain doesn't decrease as much in relation to body size, a four foot tall human has brain that's much larger than 2/3rds that of a six foot tall man, I wouldn't be surprised that variations in head size on like sized bodies is nearly as much as on diffenrent sized bodies. That's why all primate babys look big-headed.

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    11. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article says that one of the great things about this find is that they might be able to obtain DNA material. The bodies are not completely fossilized (replaced with rock material), so there seems to be some organic matter to draw samples from.

      So they might just have that DNA to find answer for sure, in enough time.

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    12. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by geekotourist · · Score: 4, Informative
      These are pygmy Homo erectus, not pygmy Homo sapiens, and the differences between the two are significant.

      Looking at Hominid species and their brain sizes, and the actual information about the fossils themselves, you can examine the differences.

      While the smallest of the small modern human overlaps with non-pygmy H. erectus, as written here: "The low volume skulls were not primitive or aberrant in any way; their small volume was merely a result of the smallness of the entire skull. So although the extreme lower range of modern human brain sizes does overlap that of Homo erectus, their skulls are very different: in H. erectus, the brain case really is smaller in relation to the rest of the skull. In small modern humans, the skull proportions are normal and the brain size is small only because the skull is small." When you compare the two, (another example here , or look at a comparison of multiple Hominids here) you can see that H. erectus isn't ever going to be mistaken for a small-skulled H. sapiens. The pygmy H. erectus has a brain that's half the size of a regular H. erectus. Floresiensis is smart and a tool/ fire user because Homo had been doing that for 2 million years, not because its a Homo sapiens.

      Summarizing species and brain sizes...

      1. Last common ancestor (Gorilla, Pan, Hominid)
      modern Gorilla (average 500 cc)

      2. Last common ancestor (Pan, Hominid)
      modern Chimp (average 400 cc)
      3. Australopithecus
      (375 to 550 cc)

      4. Homo habilis
      (500 to 800 cc)

      5. Homo erectus-> ->5a.Homo floresiensis
      (750 to 1225 cc) (380 cc)

      6.Homo antecessor
      | \ 6b. H.s. neanderthalensis (average 1450 cc)
      |
      6a. H. s. archaic
      (average 1200 cc)
      (sometimes called H. heidelbergensis)
      |
      7. Homo sapiens sapiens
      (average 1350 cc)

    13. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      What's less astonishing to me is not their brain size, but it's that they died out 12,000 years ago OR LESS.

      Homo Erectus was SUPPOSED to have been gone AT LEAST 100,000 years ago.

      Whether or not they're significantly different enough to be considered a whole new species or just a pygmy tribe of erectus really takes second fiddle to me . . .

    14. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dogs are an extreme example, yeah -- the species has the largest range of "normal" phenotypes, and probably the most flexible gene pool, of any creature alive today.** But let's narrow it down, to say, the variation within a single breed (a much more homogenous gene pool). Even then, variations can be so extreme that the average person cannot readily tell two dogs are of the same breed, and such variations will breed true within a given bloodline. (Frex, compare Maxx's Surprise http://www.totalretriever.com/00nfc.htm and Dickendall Arnold http://www.dickendall.com/arnold.html. About all they have in common is being black, floppy-eared, and short-coated; neither more than superficially resembles a typical field or show Labrador of even as little as 30 years ago.##)

      ** I have my own theory about this: one theory of evolution is that occasionally, a species' gene pool mutates wildly and "shatters" into many new species, most of which are nonviable and soon die out. I think domestication hit dogs at a "shatter point", and because dogs no longer had to fend for themselves, many genes were preserved that would have disappeared in the wild -- thus the modern dog's incredibly varied gene pool. (I have a further suspicion that coyotes are a =descendant= of the earliest domesticated dogs, rather than being originally a wild species or an ancestor of modern dogs. Coyotes' behaviour is much more dog-like than wolf-like.)

      I breed Labradors, if you hadn't already guessed ;) http://www.longplain.com/

      ## From this old-timer's perspective, they BOTH suck. :)

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    15. Re:Interaction with Modern Humans by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yep -- DNA would be a lot more interesting than mere remains, and one helluva lot more definitive!

      Tho as someone further down the chain said, at first go-round this sounds a lot like someone trying to one-up an anthropological colleague, and angling for some grant money... and not too much like real research.

      But there are isolated pockets of other "we thought those died out *eons* ago" species still extant, so it's perfectly possible they were the last gasp of a remnant species.

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  18. Fordo Lives!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    err...he lived 18,000 yrs ago...

  19. No no no, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    they just found some movie set litter from Peter Jackson and crew.

    1. Re:No no no, by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      More exactly, where an alternate ending for the story was filmed. Jackson till the last moment hide the fact (er... spoiler alert?) that Hobbits in the end will succeed, so filmed also an ending where they lose/die/get burned by lava/etc.

      Probably that alternate ending will be found in the upcoming LOTR 3 extended edition.

  20. Nerds discussing hobbits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think I know where this discussion is going.

    1. Re:Nerds discussing hobbits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please God don't let it be hot grits.

      I'm not kidding.

  21. In related news... by Artie_Effim · · Score: 0, Funny

    GW Bush has declared a state of EMERGENCY over the finding of WMD in the 12,000 year old ash layer. While he is not sure of the threat level these 'hobbits' present, he has ordered pre-emptive military action to protect America.

  22. Hmm... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those nasty hominidses. We hates them!

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  23. Wow..Real beings by epseps · · Score: 1

    the size of fictional beings.

  24. Comming up short? by thundergeek · · Score: 1

    I don't know, looks like dwarfs to me. I mean "Little People."

    Mabye they are only a few feet away from finding the leader of the lolly pop gang!

  25. Genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, that's not cool to make fun of Indonesians, man. It's not their fault they're vertically challenged. :)

  26. Not too surprising by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you have some species like Canine's that range in size from Mastif to Chihuahua

    1. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Parent would be "insightful" if (and this is one big if) these "Hobbits" had been breeded for size (like canines). Dogs wouldn't have quite the range in size if it weren't for selective (and overseen) breeding for the course many many generations.

    2. Re:Not too surprising by ucblockhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Canines were deliberately bred like that. No dog is the direct product of nature evolution but rather is the direct product of human breeding programs.

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    3. Re:Not too surprising by jeavis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is only one species of domesticated dog, Canis lupus familiaris, of which the Mastif and Chihuahua are distinct breeds. The difference between a species and a breed is that species differentiation occurs due to genetic mutation, while breed differentiation occurs due to selective reproduction of animals with desirable traits, in the hope that those traits come out in the offspring.

    4. Re:Not too surprising by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 1

      ever seen a Tulsa?
      They can get well over 200 lb's.

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    5. Re:Not too surprising by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      so youre saying sauron bred these hobbits for his own cruel pleasure to taunt them about their size, eh!?!?!?!

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    6. Re:Not too surprising by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but they could not be "deliberately bred like that" unless the genetic variation existed within the genome.

      In reference to the wolf
      The differences in size within the species is quite considerable. The biggest is the American timber wolf which grows to a height of over 90 cm, and can weigh up to 80 kg. The Fenno-scandinavian wolf is of average size, height 70 cm and weighs 40 - 50 kg (the record for Sweden was a male wolf that weighed in at 75 kg). They are a little smaller in the south of Europe, weighing about 25 kg.

    7. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently advertised by e-mail, I get a few humans-breeding-with-dogs messages every week ...

    8. Re:Not too surprising by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No dog is the direct product of nature evolution but rather is the direct product of human breeding programs.

      Er, sorry, no. Dogs are the product of natural evolution, which includes human breeding programs. In other words, dogs as a species changed in various ways affected by their living in proximity to, and interacting with, humans. This is no less "natural" than, say, predators and prey developing different ways to catch/evade each other, or symbiotic species developing a dependence on each other. The idea that "nature" somehow stops once you get to humans, and everything we do is its own separate domain, is misleading.

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    9. Re:Not too surprising by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Well, then consider sharks, snakes, or everyone's favorite example of things with big teeth, great cats (lynx teeth aren't much bigger than human teeth, but then there's the mastodon...)

      <joke type="x/pun-name" class="bad">You see, blockhead?</pun>

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    10. Re:Not too surprising by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      To you sir I say, thank you.

      Remember everyone, evolution is a reaction and not a progression.

    11. Re:Not too surprising by neoshroom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What I believe he means is that dogs are not the product of natural selection, but rather a product of artificial selection.


      This situation is fundimentally different from the evolution of dogs because there was no 3rd party species to artificially select for traits in humans. When artificially selecting certain traits it is much easier to speed along evolution, resulting in vastly different traits being exibited by the same species. Here it looks like natural selection created these traits, requiring more time and making us expect species-level differences.


      I do, however, share your fear of the word natural and conversly, unnatural. We tend to misappropriate this word to justify all sorts of neferious undertakings.

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    12. Re:Not too surprising by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I believe he means is that dogs are not the product of natural selection, but rather a product of artificial selection.

      I know what he meant. And I'm saying that the distinction between natural and artificial selection is specious.

      This situation is fundimentally different from the evolution of dogs because there was no 3rd party species to artificially select for traits in humans.

      Humans didn't evolve in a vacuum. We are what we are today because of the ways in which our ancestors were affected by their environment, which includes all the other species with which they had to live.

      I suppose the distinction you're trying to make is that humans intentionally bred animals for certain traits, whereas, unless Lamarck was right about the giraffes, there's no intentional change in so-called natural evolution. I'm not sure you can really draw this line. For example, humans aren't the only animals who cultivate other organisms; there are ants who raise aphids and farm fungus for food, and I'm sure both the aphids and the fungus have been changed somewhat by that process in ways that were mutually benificial. Was this intentional or not, natural or artificial?

      Now consider the way the wheat plant has changed due to humans. It used to be the case that most grains of wheat were loose and would fall off at the slightest breeze-- this is how the plant would reproduce. When humans developed agriculture, they would cut stalks of wheat in the fields and carry them back to their granaries. Those wheat grains which were not firmly attached fell off, leaving only the more secure grains in the hands of humans. It didn't take long before most of the wheat grown by humans had grains which were hard to detach, requiring people to do a lot more work to separate them. This was selection due to human activity (hence "artificial"), yet was almost certainly unintended.

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    13. Re:Not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe these hominids were bred for size by their captors.

    14. Re:Not too surprising by daiakuma · · Score: 1
      And I'm saying that the distinction between natural and artificial selection is specious.
      I say the distinction is not specious at all. Darwin was moved to contemplate natural selection as an idea after observing the results of artificial selection on pigeons. Artificially bred pigeons vary hugely, like dogs. The same goes for many other species that are bred by human beings, such as laboratory and farm animals and plants. Artificial selection can put breeding pressure on animals that would never occur in nature, and cause much, much faster changes, and yield varieties that would never survive on their own, without the continued intervention of humans. You could reasonably say that artificial selection is a special case of natural selection, but even so, it is quite different from selection that doesn't involve an intelligent breeder with a purpose. You'd need a new term to distinguish between the selection that comes from non-purposive pressures of the environment on the one hand, and artificial selection on the other. You would also be using the term "natural selection" in a way different from Darwin's original intention. Darwin, having observed the effects of artificial selection, considered that similar, analogous processes would probably occur in nature, without a teleological factor. It was this process that he called "natural selection". Therefore, according to Darwin, natural selection and artificial selection are different things.
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    15. Re:Not too surprising by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Artificial selection can put breeding pressure on animals that would never occur in nature,

      Again, where is this "nature" thing that is completely separate and antithetical to the world of Man? I always thought human beings were part of nature and a product of natural evolution. Why is our culture, behavior, and technology somehow not part of nature?

      and cause much, much faster changes, and yield varieties that would never survive on their own, without the continued intervention of humans.

      Name any organism (with the possible exception of some of the simplest single-celled creatures) which can survive "on its own." All species evolve in an environment which includes other organisms, and almost every single organism would not survive without some other species providing it with food, oxygen, shelter, or some other necessity. I don't see why it should be a special, "unnatural" case when the species on which an organism is dependent happens to be Homo sapiens.

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    16. Re:Not too surprising by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're getting at, but you're demanding a change in terminology that really isn't necessary. Of course man is part of nature, and for an animal like a domestic dog, man's activities are part of the environment, but in another, different sense, nature is the opposite of art, i.e., everything that is not artificial is natural, and everything that is not natural is artificial. If you remember that there are these two senses of nature (one that encompases man and man's arts, and one that exists in contrast to them), then the problem of terminology disappears like a puff of smoke, and it becomes obvious why we speak of "artifical breeding" on the one hand, and "natural selection" on the other.

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  27. In a related find by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Among the midget hominid remains in Indonesia, a gold ring was also discovered.

    "Antropologists are perplexed as to how a ring found it's way into the hands of a species lacking basic metallurgy or fire. One scientist was quoted as saying 'The precious, er I mean artifact, is a remarkable lovely find. So bright, so beautiful...' He was later heard to remark 'mine, mine, get away!! Filthy little grad students!!'"

    Peter Jackson was not available for comment.

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    1. Re:In a related find by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      President George W. Bush praised the news:

      "The ring is truly a mighty gift to be used in the War on Terror. It will be a chance for George, President of America, to prove his quality."

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    2. Re:In a related find by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      'mine, mine, get away!! Filthy little grad students!!' Sounds perfectly normal to me...

    3. Re:In a related find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From the parent post:

      Among the midget hominid remains in Indonesia, a gold ring was also discovered.

      From the article:

      Despite their brains' diminutive size, Homo floresiensis was apparently smart enough to make and use tools, use fire and to find the ideal shelter of the limestone cave.

      If they can make tools and use fire, it's only a matter of time until one of them goes off into a cave and makes himself a magic ring. Who knows what else they accomplished in their 80,000+ year history?


  28. Hmm by retro128 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Obviously the Hobbits didn't finish off Mt. Doom as well as they thought they did.

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    1. Re:Hmm by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 1
      I apologize in advance.

      In Indonesia, Mt. Doom finishes off YOU!

    2. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids? Midgets? Organisms can be smaller than a normal member of their species and not be a baby. Look at rats - some can be large and others small depending on their environment. Same goes for people in general.

    3. Re:hmm by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      To suggest that the researchers are too stupid to distinguish between the skeleton of a child and that of a small adult is incredible. Anyway, the skeletons are clearly not those of Homo Sapiens. Look at the pictures of the complete skull.

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  29. The Tropi! by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    Here is the best explanation of what was discovered.

    The Tropi...Was It Human?...Animal?...Or The Living Descendant Of The Missing Link!

  30. New Name by SpermanHerman · · Score: 0

    should be "Homo Frodo"

  31. Seven short guys by raider_red · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is Snow White's house anywhere nearby?

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  32. hmmmm by SoupGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Evolutionary Tree Gets Bushier

    Well, I suppose.... since they didn't have brazilian waxes back then...

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  33. small brains by avandesande · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have seen functioning humans with heads the size of a grapefruit.

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    1. Re:small brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen functioning humans with heads the size of a grapefruit.

      Yes, they are commonly referred to as "children".

    2. Re:small brains by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I have seen functioning humans with heads the size of a grapefruit.

      Yes, yes, we've all seen managers too.

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:small brains by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      I think some of my labmates function purely with their spinal cords

    4. Re:small brains by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Funny
      The possibilities for a bad joke about these humans
      • posting to Slashdot
      • being republican/democrat
      • living in SOVIET RUSSIA
      • posing as underpant gnomes
      • originating from a remote region in France
      • releasing "Banging Smurfette, Part II"
      • etc
      ...are so overwhelming that my head just shriveled down to the size of a grapefruit.
    5. Re:small brains by netfool · · Score: 1
      I've seen a guy like that before, he was at the same installation as me during annual training for the guards.

      He had a very small head, but he seemed just as intelligent as your average joe (if not smarter), and the rest of his body was perfectly normal, in fact, he looked like he was in great physically fit condition. He just head a small head.

      I wonder what he did for a kevlar (kevlar helmet)?

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    6. Re:small brains by dasunt · · Score: 1

      >> I have seen functioning humans with heads the size of a grapefruit.

      > Yes, yes, we've all seen managers too.

      No, he said "functioning", not "dysfunctional"...

  34. Hi Ho Hi HO by Stryguy · · Score: 1

    Well I bet It may be Snow Whites little buddies..

  35. Remake anyone? by general_re · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Midget Quest For Fire"? Starring Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, and that guy from "Willow".

    Okay, maybe I'm all alone on this...

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    1. Re:Remake anyone? by graffix_jones · · Score: 1

      "That guy from Willow"

      That would be Warwick Davis... who, amazingly enough, also played Wicket the Ewok in ROTJ.

      Man, those little guys sure get around. :D

  36. Any sign of... by GillBates0 · · Score: 0

    Agent Elrond?

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  37. Uhm, is this April Fool's already? by DataDragon · · Score: 1

    "Homo Erectus"? "Hobbits and Volcano"? Komodo dragon and "dwarf elephant" (sounds like a South Park episode!)

    Sometimes I just can't begin to even believe this stuff, even if it is mirrored on all the "credible" sites.

    Pttttttttt.....

    1. Re:Uhm, is this April Fool's already? by Tarrek · · Score: 1

      Dwarf elephant skeletons are crazy neat. There was a sizeable population of dwarf MAMMOTHS on an island in the Aleutian chain up until just a couple hundred years ago, although when discovered they were immediately hunted to extinction.

    2. Re:Uhm, is this April Fool's already? by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for them to find fossils of mammoth dwarves.

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  38. aha! by MarkVVV · · Score: 1

    I knew frodo didn't survive that spider's web ;)

  39. In Other News... by eskwayrd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snow White brought in for questioning related to 7 suspicious deaths. Details at 11.

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  40. The reason they died out. by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone was always after their Lucky Charms.

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  41. They're not new, they're ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    neocons.

  42. Plot for Sci-Fi Channel's next series... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure it sounds good, but it will probably just turn into another 'Frankenfish' or -- dare i say it -- Cube 2: Hyperwhat?.

  43. Re:non-human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA

    How can these researchers say for certain that these remains are of anything other than humans?

    The skulls are not similar to modern humans, but are similar to Homo Erectus, from which these creatures are thought to descend.

    It is more probable that these remains represent a small group of homo sapiens that had genetic development problems, or some other kind of ailment.

    See above. It is often debatable whether or not unique features (in this case size) represent a continum or a distinct species. It is not an exact science, and we may never know for sure. However, there is no other example of an adult human being so small.

    Pygmies exist in Africa today, but are not considered a new species.

    Pygmies are considerbly taller then these "hobbits". Also Pygmies are modern humans, the "hobbits" were not.

    This report is more about research scientists getting more grant money than actually using the scientific method.

    The findings are being reported in Nature, which has exceedingly high standards. There is absolutely no reason to make such accusations.

  44. it's too bad they all died... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been wanting a 3ft tall hobbit wife with limited brain capacity...

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    1. Re:it's too bad they all died... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 1

      I've been wanting a 3ft tall hobbit wife with limited brain capacity...

      ... and no gag reflex.

  45. Hobbits? Too good to be true by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    Well, now that hobbits have been found can wizards, orcs, and elves be far behind? I just prey they don't find a frozen cave troll and decide to thaw him out...

  46. Groeningnid by LegendOfLink · · Score: 1

    Maybe their God had five fingers...

  47. Wow... that was really... really... pitiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm

  48. Too late, ring's already been found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Too late, ring's already been found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grand Wizard Bush.

  49. When will they find the Republic of Gondour? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Just let me know when they find Mark Twain's Curious Republic of Gondour

  50. Hobbit Sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like .33 Volkswagon Bugs in length.

  51. Straight from the source by infolib · · Score: 1

    There's a comprehensive Nature Special on it. If you're a subscriber you can also download the original articles.

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  52. nice hobbit skeletonses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DID THEY FIND MY PRECIOUS???

  53. Re:non-human? by sneakers563 · · Score: 1

    Presumably they have other features besides size that differentiate them from Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Pygmies are recognizibly H. sapiens. Note the article talks about the differences in the teeth, leg and skull shape from H. sapiens and Homo Erectus. If pygmies had the leg structure of apes and the skull features of H. erectus and Australopithecus, you can bet they'd be considered another species. They don't, so they aren't.

  54. Mod parent up by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    And mod this down.

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  55. typical western culture whitewashing..... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1, Troll

    once again they got you to think everything is based in europe or north america. it's like when you see Jesus as being blonde with blue eyes

    yes, i realize i used the term "western culture".

    1. Re:typical western culture whitewashing..... by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      once again they got you to think everything is based in europe or north america.

      Middle Earth _was_ another name for Europe back in the Middle Ages.

    2. Re:typical western culture whitewashing..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Middle Earth _was_ another name for Europe back in the Middle Ages.

      It's older than that... this is what "Mediterranean" means, after all.

      But this is pretty typical of cultures all over. The Chinese word for China means "Middle Kingdom", i.e. the central country.

    3. Re:typical western culture whitewashing..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows Jesus was a Black Man.

    4. Re:typical western culture whitewashing..... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Jesus as being blonde with blue eyes
      Not to mention the "faggy" look on a carpenter, back in the days when being a carpenters felling timber and sawing planks by hand.

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    5. Re:typical western culture whitewashing..... by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      Don't forget Tolkien's knowledge of nordic mythology, the world that men live in was called midgård (directly translated from modern swedish: middle-yard or middle-earth (yard as in backyard))

      /Mikael

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  56. Scientifically speaking... by ilikedonkeykong · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it looks more like evidence of Homo OompaLoompus

  57. Myths and Legends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard that it is theorized that many myths and legends are based somewhat on fact. Could this be the discovery of the wee folk that are in legends through out the world?

    1. Re:Myths and Legends by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > I've heard that it is theorized that many myths and legends are based somewhat on fact.

      Yeah, but that's just a myth.

    2. Re:Myths and Legends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These skeletons are dated from 95000 B.C. to 18000 B.C, that's pre-Deluge, and since most known myths and legends are post-Deluge, I doubt they made it.

      I think a more plausible explanation for wee folk legends is ... aliens. ::secures tin foil hat firmly on head::

    3. Re:Myths and Legends by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Considering that they were here 95,000 years ago, I think it more likely that it is WE who are the aliens.

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  58. Screen Antics by MarkVVV · · Score: 1

    We had a screensaver about this species, there was this guy alone on a island...and he was very small!

  59. Of course! by Phixxr · · Score: 0
    Why of course! What else would tiny people hunt, but Tiny Elephants! YES! Makes perfect sense to me...

    -phixxr

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  60. Nice Hoax by slothjammin · · Score: 1

    How do we know they weren't midget outcasts and banished to the Island? Perhaps Madmartigan got fed up with the racism from Willow and the little people towards the Daikini's.

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  61. Midgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if they were just exiled midgets, or midgets that decided to dwell together and raise families?

  62. Giants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the Giant Rats of Sumatra?

    They have to eat all the time or their tusks will grow into their brains!

    Firesign Theater rules!

  63. Super Volcano? by Gogela · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I recently watched a discovery channel program about super volcanos ( Super Volcano info here)that might explain the demise of the Hobbits. Apparently, there was a bottleneck sometime in human history that limited our genetic diversity. According to Discovery, that bottleneck might have been caused by a volcano many thousands of times the power of any volcano we have seen to date. The biggest one they know about is in Yellowstone National Park, and is set to go off again anytime within the next 200,000 years. The theory goes that one of these volcanos erupted and wiped out all but 15-20,000 humans, almost wiping us off the face of the earth. Maybe it killed the Hobbits... and the Orcs... and the Gobblins...

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    1. Re:Super Volcano? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is also one of several thousand things that killed the dinosaurs.

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  64. Any sign of Lady Arwen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hobbits?! And from the Shire by the looks
    of them...

    I would much rather find Arwen than an army of hobbits.

  65. What's "Frodo Lives!" in Indonesian? by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

    Although, it's not technically accurate...

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  66. Finally... by agrippa_cash · · Score: 1

    Solid scientific evidence of the authority of the The Silmarillion. But don't expect it to be taught in TODAY'S public schools.

  67. Hobbits and Indonesia by BeannieBrewer · · Score: 0

    If they can determine the size differential between the wee little people and the Komodo dragons, maybe we can get a better understanding of how difficult it was for the medieval knights to slay them. Kinda makes you teary eyed doesn't it?

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  68. So... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    This is what Snow White did to the dwarves??

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  69. New Hominid species of diminutive size found... by gatekeep · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... in Japan!

    1. Re:New Hominid species of diminutive size found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they also exhibit an odd ritual which involves eating and bathing in their own feces!

    2. Re:New Hominid species of diminutive size found... by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      The Japanese have been getting taller over the years, and are no longer all that diminutive. There are plenty of other people who are shorter.

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  70. Wrong Movie... by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompety dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me ...

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
    Doompety do

    1. Re:Wrong Movie... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

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    2. Re:Wrong Movie... by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chumba Womba, Gobaldie Goo
      Life isnt fair its sad but its true
      Chumba Womba, Gobaldie Gee
      When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

      What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
      Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
      What do you think of the one you call god?
      Isn't his absence slightly odd?

      Maybe he's forgotten you.

      Chumba Womba, Gobaldie Gorse
      Count yourself lucky your not a horse
      They would turn you into dog food
      Or to Chumba Womba
      Gobaldie
      Glue

      Gobaldie Goo

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    3. Re:Wrong Movie... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Eating as much as an elephant eats?

    4. Re:Wrong Movie... by Rassleholic · · Score: 1

      Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darn Guards.....

      SHUT THE HELL UP!!

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    5. Re:Wrong Movie... by DLWormwood · · Score: 1

      What are you at, getting terribly fat?

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  71. They're still alive working in a Chocolate Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    These were the ancestors of Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompas, not Hobbits. And those other things weren't pygmy elephants, but Whangdoodles, beasts that fed on Oompa-Loompas (often preferring to eat 10 for breakfast).

  72. Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but you have no way of knowing that it wasn't.

    Not unless you're, you know, 6000 years old, which I somehow doubt.

    Science is not as cut and dried as a lot of people would have you believe.

    If you weren't around at the beginning then you have no business questioning He who was.

    1. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's why I believe the universe was created in the 70's.

    2. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you weren't around at the beginning then you have no business questioning He who was.

      Given that He plastered the whole universe with minutely detailed evidence that invariably contradicts the Truth that He dictated into books through intermediaries, we must conclude that He is a pathological liar.

    3. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by lahvak · · Score: 1

      She is a dadaist. I thought THAT was a well known fact!

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    4. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science is not as cut and dried as a lot of people would have you believe.

      I see. So, do you think religion, relatively speaking, is "cut and dried?" Yes? Would you care to provide any proof for all the material in your favorite book (whatever that may be)?

      No? You don't think that's the case? Well, then, what's the point?

    5. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by bullitB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, duh, the Unix epoch is January 1, 1970. Any universe before that would have required negative time(), which is clearly impossible.

    6. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1

      If you weren't around at the beginning then you have no business questioning He who was.
      You mean "He who may have been but probably never was"?
      And yes, there are ways of knowing, such as carbon-14 datation.

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    7. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by isometrick · · Score: 0

      In terms of provability, the existence of god cannot be proven any more than than it can be refuted.

      Therefore, intelligent people currently take the "mu" position ... i.e. we do not have enough information to make a judgement call.

      However, we can use reasoning to learn some things about the world around us. Not prove anything, but at least learn to the best of our abilities.

      If you accept the supernatural arguments of creating a universe that is meant to fool its inhabitants, you open a pandora's box of irrational thinking. In that world, no statement can be proven invalid.

    8. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the amount of carbon on the earth is a constant, and that the sites oxygen level, soil pH, temperature, rainfall, and depth below the surface have remained fairly constant since the time of creation of the fossil.

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    9. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      Obviously the AC was referring to his OWN age and not to an OS, since the grandparent AC is as dumb as a stick and insisted that there is no way of knowing what happened and if anything happened at all in this universe before he existed.

    10. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by ninja0 · · Score: 1

      No, scientists don't assume that. Read the calibration section of wikipedia's article on carbon dating. Carbon dating is calibrated to match other dating methods.

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    11. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Reading that it sounds like carbon dating can only be used on things that were once living, and there is quite a good possibility of contamination of and older item by a newer item that happened to lie near it. Also, I have to wonder if the ratio of Carbon 14 to other isotopes has always been the same as it is now, or if might have been higher longer ago. And finally, I wonder if things like solar flares may contribute to temporarily higher, or lower, ratios of carbon 14.

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    12. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Actually he said the correct year, there was just a small typo, so since then he's been adding in clues to get people to discover the real year. He figured he might as well not bother telling someone again, after all he tried that the first time.

    13. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No such set of assumptions have to be made.

      You can calibrate on tree rings, for example. You have a really old tree, say 4000 years old. You measure the C-14 level in the middle of the tree, on the outside of the tree, and so on; you know how old a given part of the tree is by counting rings. You then see how much C-14 you have for a given known age.

      At this point, you know how much C-14 the world had 4000 (or whatever the age of the tree is) years ago. You then take a tree that died a few thousand years ago and do the same thing; you can determine how old the tree really is because this tree died when the first tree was alive.

      You can go well past 10,000 years in the past with C-14 dating this way. In fact, a process similiar to this is how we came up with C-14 calibration charts.

      Not good enough for you? Ok, we can look at lake varves:

      http://home.entouch.net/dmd/age.htm

      Carbon dating of organic materials gives us the same calibration as the tree ring game I gave you above.

      So, assuming that C-14 does decay a certain amount, and assuming that C-14 levels are constant, we compare the results of that assumption with the assumption that trees grow one ring a year, and the assumption that certain lakes deposit one varve a year. All of the assumptions have been independently made, are reasonable assumptions, and support each other. And they all agree that we can date the earth to be at least 10,000 years old.

    14. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there was not less C-14 in the atmosphere so many thousands of years ago making C-14 dates look artifically old. If there was less C-14 in the atmosphere so many years ago, we would have seen it in the middle of old trees, etc. In fact, there was more C-14 back then.

      If there was contamination, then the numbers would be all over the place and not have the same consistant numbers we see from calibration charts.

    15. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you assume that there is a creator god who made the universe in 7 days ~5000 years ago, you can easily deduce that he put that exact amount of carbon-14 into those bones that he put in that cave for some reason.

      An all powerful, all knowing creator god easily trumps science every time, IF you believe in it.

      Atheism is not scientific. It is in fact the BELIEF that there is no god. Agnosticism is more logical and scientific.

    16. Re:Not to state the obvious or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, isn't time_t usually a signed 32-bit integer or something?

  73. Missing Link by gregarican · · Score: 1

    Here is their missing link. Dr. Shrinker at work again back then, no doubt.

  74. seriously! by Striker770S · · Score: 1

    they found yeti-like humanoids in the indonesian mountains already. Basically they are like gorillas with more hair. The sightings of the yeti and these hobbit-like creatures sound almost the same, although the reports on the yeti say they are taller than a hobbit, but size distortion from the snow (no landmarks to judge actual size from a range) could have people think the yeti was taller. Which now the question to ponder is if it was necessary for the hobbits to travel over the misty mountains instead of going through isengard.

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  75. Menehune by ziegast · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised that the article didn't mention Menehune which are "little gods" that frequent Hawaiian and Polynesian folklore and mythology. When the settlers of the Pacific Islands were traveling around settling different islands thousands of years ago, they learned from little natives that seems gifted in surviving on the islands.

    1. Re:Menehune by eutychus_awakes · · Score: 1

      I went to Menehune College Pre-School when I lived in Hawaii as a kid. The Menehune are depicted as short but lanky-looking dark-skinned cheerful figures with pot-bellies. Kinda like skinny bald hobbits, actually.

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    2. Re:Menehune by Shag · · Score: 1

      It's important to remember that Hawaii was colonized twice -- once (before 600 AD) by small, slight people from the Marquesas islands, and then later (1200-1300 AD) by taller people from Tahiti. :)

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  76. They still exist! by TrollBridge · · Score: 1

    One of them became a Governor and ran for President!

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  77. Miniature Elephants? Awesome... by Cesaro · · Score: 1

    I'm more excited by the idea of miniature elephants. My friend in college always talked about how she wanted to someday have a little miniature elephant as a pet. Something dog-sized, like a "Pot-Bellied Elephant".

    I too thought that would be great. I wonder if there is any DNA left over for them to be cloned. Those could sell better than the current designer pets like the labradoodle.

    Think about it! Small, pettable, and it has a trunk and makes that nifty elephant noise and it trundles about your house. Amazing.

  78. Oh my god by RealErmine · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The idea of how they got there is still very much in the air."

    They could FLY!?

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    1. Re:Oh my god by dasunt · · Score: 1

      >> "The idea of how they got there is still very much in the air."

      > They could FLY!?

      Ah, I see the problem. They have confused hobbits with gelflings.

      Easy enough mistake to make.

  79. RUS by bsd4me · · Score: 1

    I believe the politically correct term is RUS.

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    1. Re:RUS by tntguy · · Score: 1

      You mean ROUS...Rodents Of Unusual Size.

  80. little walls, little bridges by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hawai'i is full of stories about the "Menehune", the "little people" who lived in the islands before Polynesians arrived and took over. I have seen some of the walls they say were built by the Menehune, and they are different from the walls built by Polynesians and Europeans (and other "globals" following European arrival). The walls are fitted together more closely, with a technique that more resembles the Egyptian and Mayan walls that I've seen, though much smaller in scale. Perhaps we don't have the first global culture?

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    1. Re:little walls, little bridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hawai'i is full of stories about the "Menehune", the "little people" who lived in the islands before Polynesians arrived and took over. I have seen some of the walls they say were built by the Menehune, and they are different from the walls built by Polynesians and Europeans (and other "globals" following European arrival). The walls are fitted together more closely, with a technique that more resembles the Egyptian and Mayan walls that I've seen, though much smaller in scale. Perhaps we don't have the first global culture?

      30 000 years ago during the last ice age when ice sheets covered north america and most of europe and CONNECTED the continets so a boat could follow the coast and circle the world, there were neanderthals and these elve types (and the bible "giants" mentioned in genesis for all we know) and giant animals like sabbertooth cats and whooly mamoths and giant salt water crocadiles (the inspiration for dragons?) (whose methane laden breath could catch fire???) all buried on the world's continental sea shelves in a few hundred feet of water.

      Truely, what riches await future underwater archiologists !!! Especially one's that can spell !!

    2. Re:little walls, little bridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One dragon to another, "When the humans threaten you with fire, just burp on them and the methane in the burp catches fire and burns them up."

  81. Re:non-human? by kevinx · · Score: 1

    It's sad enough posting so "a matter a fact" about an article that you obviously didn't read.. but the fact that this got modded insightful is silly. The fact that an "expert" would have even the slightest difficulty placing this in the homo species makes it obviously different than african pygmies.

  82. These are clearly not hobbits by deft · · Score: 4, Funny

    7 of them in caves? Hmm, perhaps working?

    try sleepy, bashful, dopey, sneezy...

    Keep digging, you'll pull up a hot brunette.

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    1. Re:These are clearly not hobbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, dwarves - maybe, but the artists rendition shows more resemblance to Dr. Seuss's Thing One, or Thing Two.

  83. April 1st? by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

    I checked my calendar and nope...it is the middle of October. This is pretty cool.

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  84. Halflings down... by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    Evidence on elves still pending...

  85. Hobbits or . . . ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original post says living on in caves and eating food the villagers would leave out for them.

    This sounds more like Boggies to me. Ref. Bored of the Rings.

  86. Underwear gnomes!? by Tmack · · Score: 1
    Any signs of underwear found near the remains???

    This could prove the 3 step to profit buisness model Wrong!!

    tm

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  87. Sauce for the goose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not unless you're, you know, 6000 years old, which I somehow doubt.

    Not to state the obvious, or anything, but you have no way of knowing that.

    1. Re:Sauce for the goose. by foobarbaz · · Score: 1

      On the Internet, nobody knows you're The Deity.

  88. Ahoy! by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Theeeere's my rejected submission...

    More information on these hobbit-sized wonders can be found at Scientific American which runs a Q&A with Dr. Brown. As expected, it's a bit more in-depth than "Hobbits Found!"

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    1. Re:Ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sciam sucks. You have to subscribe to read anything. The three articles in this submission were all freely readable in their entirety. I'm glad your submission was rejected in favor of this one.

  89. Hobbits in Indonesia by IPFreely · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hmmm. Hobbits in Indonesia.

    So if we follow the map (assuming sea level has risen since Middle Earth days), mountain chain, south to Rohan, East, that would put Mordor right ... about ... Here.

    I thought Rohan/Gondor west of Ithilien river looked a lot like Australia. Now we know.

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    1. Re:Hobbits in Indonesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Rohan/Gondor west of Ithilien river looked a lot like Australia. Now we know.

      No, not Australia. It's New Zealand. Peter Jackson agrees with me.

      Although, one thing bothers me... I thought Mount Doom is Krakatoa, but that is west of New Zealand. Or maybe I saw the map upside down??

    2. Re:Hobbits in Indonesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh! Pole reversal every 10,000 years means that you have to turn the map around every once in a while so that north stays constant. :)

    3. Re:Hobbits in Indonesia by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Hobbits in Indonesia.

      So if we follow the map (assuming sea level has risen since Middle Earth days), mountain chain, south to Rohan, East, that would put Mordor right ... about ... Here.

      I've been told that JRRT based Middle-earth on a fictional period in Earth's own history.

      "According to Tolkien, the Shire is supposed to reside at the approximate location of England's Midlands area (specifically Warwickshire), whereas Minas Tirith in Gondor is comparable to Venice, and Pelargir with Byzantium (Constantinople)." Mordor, it is assumed, would then be in Turkey or the Middle East.

      Btw, this creature sounds a lot like the Orang Pendek, which is supposed to be a sort of miniature bigfoot, but, unlike bigfoot, some credible scientists believes that this creature might exist.

      Interestingly, their location is supposed to be the islands off of Sumatra, which is part of Indonesia.

      However, the Orang Pendek is supposed to be a miniature, bipedal relative of the orangutan.

      Perhaps the Orang Pendek is a mixing of local history and of mistaken sightings of other tribes/primates. Or perhaps these "hobbit humans" are not the only miniature primates that have lived on the islands of the East Indies.

  90. I bet they were puny girlie-men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  91. pipeweed by tepples · · Score: 1

    Secrets which NORML is fighting to have unsuppressed. ;)

  92. Hunting by mcleodnine · · Score: 1

    The blades, perforators, points, and other cutting and chopping utensils were apparently used to hunt big game.

    Everything is is "big game" when you're 3 feet tall. The elephants are at least on scale with their tiny stature, but they got a raw deal on the giant rat/lizard setup.

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  93. Scientific American's coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little more detail on the tools and other aspects.

    gewg_

  94. Hobbit-sized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how big were their feet?

  95. one specimen by option8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it always concerns me that paleontologists and anthropologists are always so excited over finding *one* specimen. and usually just a partial one at that.

    i'm no paleontologist (and i don't play one on tv, either) so i don't know exactly how well you can really extrapolate a whole species' traits from one specimen. do you know, for instance, that it's genetically "normal" for its species? was it typical of the nutritional, physical, and in the case of hominids, social environment?

    for instance, what would be the inference if a future archaeologist found the skeletal remains of the following: someone born with Down Syndrome, someone with Marfan Syndrome, and someone with one of the 522 different types of dwarfism - skeletons or models of which can typically be found in better natural history and science museums around the world.

    where, for instance, are Lucy's kin? and she's the basis for whole shelves of books on human evolution.

    1. Re:one specimen by earlgreen · · Score: 1
      it always concerns me that paleontologists and anthropologists are always so excited over finding *one* specimen. and usually just a partial one at that.

      Not just one. From the article on NPR:

      "The remains of at least two to three individuals were recovered from the excavation in 2003, and this number has expanded to five to seven with the results of the 2004 field season."

      More here

  96. Its a matter of Perception... by unixbugs · · Score: 0

    they aren't really tiny - they are just very far away.

    Fascinating article though. I can't wait to read more about it, the whole facial reconstruction thing and all.

    Speaking of which, considering this evidence of hominids with brains so small, maybe Bush is, in fact, Human after all.

    Vote for Kerry... please.

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  97. BOW TO MY PROMISES by copponex · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey there, kid. I've got something for you.

    You know how life kinda sucks? And it's hard and stuff? Well, there's this guy, named Jesus, or Mohammad, or Abraham or something, and all you have to do to receive his love is to give me 10% of everything you make. He'll make your life worth living. And he'll even bless you with economic prosperity. I promise. And after you die, he'll let you live forever!

    Trust me. I'm holy! Unless you're 6,000 years old, you can't question my motives!

    1. Re:BOW TO MY PROMISES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough, the vicar where I come from notably fails to demand 10% of everything I make. In fact, he makes it very clear that if I don't want to give the church money, he doesn't want my money. And he doesn't make the slightest hint that my eternal fate has anything to do with money whatsoever. He tells me that I could spend every penny I own on pr0n, and murder my parents for the life insurance, and Jesus would still love me.

      I guess the religion round where you come from is a bit different from the real stuff, eh?

  98. Not enough evidence by ztirffritz · · Score: 1

    In "A Short History of Nearly Everything" Bill Bryson points out that the ENTIRE collection of human fossils pre-dating modern humans would fit into the bed of a small pick-up with room to spare. There is simply not enough evidence to ever make such wide sweeping assumptions. It is good to hear that some more bones have been added to that small pile and the picture is getting clearer.

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  99. In honor to Lovecraft by Mecanico · · Score: 1

    They are the subhuman Tchoo-Tchoos. The small elephants were Chaugnar Faghn's servants.

    Ok, I had to take that out of my system.

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  100. Aliens.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FINALLY, they found the exact place where midget aliens cross-bred with humans...

  101. Listened to a Bit of this on the News by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Various articles mention these finds were made over the past year, starting Sept of 2003, with the find of the female, 3 foot tall, skeleton. Other bones have been found in the cave which indicate this was not a unique person, but typical stature.

    While I haven't seen a map, where Flores exactly is, it's was struck by a tsunami in the early 90's and it wouldn't be beyond the possibility a typhoon wiped them out. Also possible on such a small island that disease or inbreeding finished them off.

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    1. Re:Listened to a Bit of this on the News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inbreeding was a factor, but voting Republican was what finally killed them off.

  102. What about the Monkeys? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    They found Pygmy Elephants!! Any Three-Assed-Monkeys yet?

  103. It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Cyberllama · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In africa, you have some of the tallest tribes in the world in close proximity to some of the shortest. The difference in their environments is not the heat -- the heat is constant -- but rather the humidity. In areas where the humidity is high, being larger does you no good. Sweat won't evaporate so the extra surface area isn't useful.

    In areas where the humidity is lower, being taller is a great way to help get rid of excess heat.

    However that may not be what's going on on this island at all.

    The other lifeforms are textbook examples of foster's rule in action. Foster's rule is the maxim that states that creatures isolated on a small island will experiece dramatic changes in size (or die, adapt or die).

    So, for instance, the pygmy elephants got smaller than the elephants they started as because there simply wouldn't have been enough vegatation on the island to support them otherwise. There was EXTREME selective pressure to get smaller, so it happened fast.

    Meanwhile, because nothing was around to eat these pygmy elephants, those komodo dragons that were born larger than the others were significantly more fit becuase they might be able to exploit the elephants as a food source (which they did -- they sustained themselves on the elephants until they went extinct, at which time humans brought deer to the islands thus providing them with a new food source).

    One creature had selective pressure to get bigger, another to get smaller. In *general*, Foster's rule is that things will get smaller. But occasionally (such as in the example above), the rule can work in reverse.

    1. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >One creature had selective pressure to get bigger, another to get smaller. In *general*, Foster's rule is that things will get smaller. But occasionally (such as in the example above), the rule can work in reverse

      Oh yeah, where do SUV's fit in that theory then?

      QTTP

    2. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if there were full elephants on that small of an island, I doubt they just decided to eat less and only breed with the smaller ones. To do so would take several generations and the original generaton or it's offspring would have stripped the island and then died.

    3. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In africa, you have some of the tallest tribes in the world in close proximity to some of the shortest. The difference in their environments is not the heat -- the heat is constant -- but rather the humidity. In areas where the humidity is high, being larger does you no good. Sweat won't evaporate so the extra surface area isn't useful.

      This sounds dubious. I'd argue in favor of nutrition.

      Different tribes may have different diets which could account for the growth differential.

      Look at Japan. The older generation is smaller than the current one, because the younger generation is better fed than the previous ones.

      You can also observe this in the richer, coastal large cities of Mainland China.

    4. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by return_of_ffalcon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In areas where the humidity is high, being larger does you no good. Sweat won't evaporate so the extra surface area isn't useful.
      Being larger doesn't give you more surface area, it gives you less! (at least in relation to your body mass, which is what matters).
    5. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Right now the food supply for SUV's (gasoline) is plentiful, but shrinking. As the food supply dwindles natural selection will take its course and the large SUV's will starve while the smaller ones that need less food will survive.

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    6. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Certainly nutrition makes a different in height -- The changes you speak of in Japan can be noticed right here in the United States.

      However, a difference of between 4-5 feet on average and 7 feet on average is quite a big one if the only difference is nutrition . . .

    7. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Body mass only becomes an issue if you're talkikng about being fatter -- being more insulated. Being taller can only help you to disperse heat . . .

    8. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by mefus · · Score: 1

      if there were full elephants on that small of an island, I doubt they just decided to eat less and only breed with the smaller ones.

      You presume selective pressure to be of a voluntary nature. With a sapient species that could be true, but that would also imply they had some kind of rational views about size and survivability.

      It is more reasonable to suppose they were merely living their lives and the larger were selected against, not merely by their need of larger amounts of energy during lean times, but also by the climate and humidity.

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    9. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by mefus · · Score: 1

      Being larger doesn't give you more surface area, it gives you less! (at least in relation to your body mass, which is what matters).

      Well, assuming that larger people no more wrinkled than smaller people. Not unreasonable. :)

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    10. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by orasio · · Score: 1

      SUVs can work in reverse.

    11. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SUPERSIZE ME!

    12. Re:It has to do with humidity, not heat. by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      Nutrition alone couldn't do it. There are limits. For instance, for Homo Sapiens, you won't find any groups that have an average height below 5 ft, except African Pygmies, who are smaller because of their genes.

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  104. hm. seven. by option8 · · Score: 1

    hate to self-reply, but i read the BBC coverage, and it indicated that there was only one specimen. the ABC news coverage says there's seven - which i originally thought to be a lame snow white joke by the poster.

    my bad.

    but still, my question is a valid one - how much can we make from a sample size of one specimen (i.e. Lucy)?

    1. Re:hm. seven. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Religion takes zero reference points and extrapolates to infinity.
      Science believes itself to be the wiser because it takes one reference point before doing the same.

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  105. This story is gay... by charlie763 · · Score: 0, Troll

    and that creature is such a homo.

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  106. Seven eh? by kkovach · · Score: 1

    They wouldn't happen to be named Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, & Bashful, would they?

    Is it April again already?

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  107. Re:non-human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is more probable that these remains represent a small group of homo sapiens that had genetic development problems, or some other kind of ailment.

    The scientists found 7 skeletons, all hobbit sized, with ages from 95,000 years ago to 12,000 years ago. Nobody found any skeletons from after when a volcano on the island blew up 12,000 years ago. (How long until somebody makes jokes about Mt. Doom?)

    So, we have 7 hominid skeletons similar to each other, but very unlike all other hominid skeletons. Their basic body form remains the same for at least 83,000 years. These do not appear to be human remains.

    Modern human skeletons don't show up on the island until 11,000 years ago. Considering that moderns humans crossed the Wallace Line to Australia over 40,000 years ago, and also settled on some Pacific islands 30,000 years ago, this opens the question: "Why don't we see human remains on this particular island before 11,000 years ago?"

    Please mod parent post down.

  108. Diaomphalos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Omphalos Argument is wrong. The Earth was created about 5,999 years ago, but was created with the simultaneous dual appearances of being billions of years old, and being 6,000 years old.

  109. Bayan Kara-Ula - Dropa and the Han by UnkyHerb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This immediatly reminded me of the Dropa and the Han from the Bayan Kara-Ula regin near Tibet. Heres a Picture of them. Look around on the web and you can find more information. They were small people. "The Bayan Kara Ula, or Bayan Har Shan, area of China is where the source of Yangtze River is located and where the Mekong River turns south toward Vietnam. It's said to be very isolated and the people there still live in rather primitive conditions, although this is changing very quickly. In January of 1938, a Chinese archaeologist named Professor Chu Pu Tei led a rather routine expedition into these mountains. However, what they discovered in a group of caves shunned by the superstitious local natives was far from routine. In the caves, the expedition discovered a series of graves lined up in rows. On the walls of the caves there were stick-figure drawings of men with elongated heads and representations of the sun, moon, and stars. When they excavated the graves, the archaeologists found skeletons of less than four feet in length with abnormally large skulls." link

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    1. Re:Bayan Kara-Ula - Dropa and the Han by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always trust things in the "UFOParanormalStudies" folder of MSN groups.

    2. Re:Bayan Kara-Ula - Dropa and the Han by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The text you quote is not only from Microsoft's MSN Groups but actually from the section entitled "UFO & Paranormal Studies UFOParanormalStudies@groups.msn.com":

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  110. how tall is a Hobbit? by myc_lykaon · · Score: 1
    ... and did they weigh as much as an Orc? Perhaps they had the intelligence of an Elf and the manual dexterity of a Balrog?

    Which retard thought comparing this with an imaginary object would be regarded as anything other than plain stupid?

  111. *Ahem* by zephc · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."

    "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."

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    1. Re:*Ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
      life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true
      Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
      When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

      What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
      Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
      What do you think of the one you call God?
      Isn't his absence slight-ly odd? (maybe he's forgotten you)

      Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
      Count yourself you're not a horse
      They would turn you into dog food
      or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue.

  112. wiped out by volcano...? by asr_man · · Score: 1

    The population may have been wiped out by a volcanic activity

    Uh...no. Everyone knows that after Mt. Doom erupted hobbits continued to exist for many generations.

  113. cultural references by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it strike you as just appropriate that there are cultural references to small people eveywhere? Hobbits, yes, but nibelungs (actually, LOTR is heavily based on The Ring of the Nibelungs. Worth listening the four-opera cycle, it's an amazingly complex ploy in a geek-friendly way), dwarves, elves, gnomes, Yoda, etc?

    1. Re:cultural references by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, though, many Irish stories which many people take as the canonical example of "little people"... aren't! They were mostly made up fairly recently (past 3 centuries) by Anglo-Irish and American-Irish making sanitised cutesy fairy stories out of rather bloodier earlier Irish legend.

      The older legends do NOT describe most fair-folk as short, they were mostly human-sized or spirits e.g. the 6-foot tall glowing vampires called the Sidhe (pronounced between "Sith" and "Shee") - the dread "Banshee" actually being a female "fairy" ("Ban" means woman...)

  114. Is stupidity a form of natural selection by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    See above. It is often debatable whether or not unique features (in this case size) represent a continum or a distinct species. It is not an exact science, and we may never know for sure. However, there is no other example of an adult human being so small.

    Bullshit. Tom Thumb was undeniably human and only grew to approx 40 inches, which is almost exactly the height they are talking about. It's not unthinkable that a general predisposition coupled with inbreeding could have produced a family of little people this size.

    If you say that PT Barnum exagerated, look up the world record for height. You'll find the people fighting for the title are comfortably under a meter. According to Guiness, the world record is a 36 year old person who stood a scant 57 cm.

    1. Re:Is stupidity a form of natural selection by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Tom Thumb had some form of dwarfism, which can be caused by a variety of conditions. The major difference between Tom and these floresiensis is that Tom didn't breed true for over a few thousand years. I'm also going to make a good guess that Tom's skull wasn't the size of a grapefruit either.

      It's one thing to be short in stature, it's another to actually have a much smaller brain as compared to the species they probably descended from, homo erectus.

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    2. Re:Is stupidity a form of natural selection by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      While the rest of us are talking about how small they are, you're blabbering on about how short they are.

      Tom Thumb looked like a kid. His body proportions are probably similar to a child, and probably nothing like the body or skull structure of this new discovery.

  115. I call shenanigans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably the Piltdown Man of the 21st Century.

  116. They Featured in Legends by Jameth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most interesting thing about these are that the natives of the island have many legends about people exactly fitting this description (three feet tall and humanoid) that are extremely detailed. The legends even include that these 'hobbits' had languages of their own.

    First, this would be the first case of modern humans having even psuedo-recorded contact with another intelligent species.

    Second, this rips back open the possibility of our faerie tales being more true than most of us would have expected.

    1. Re:They Featured in Legends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually our fairy tales are memories of an alien invasion and some exiles from the far future. I read it in a book somewhere...

    2. Re:They Featured in Legends by juhaz · · Score: 1

      First, this would be the first case of modern humans having even psuedo-recorded contact with another intelligent species.

      How so? Modern humans in Europe overlap with Neanderthals as well.

    3. Re:They Featured in Legends by mkramer · · Score: 1

      But we know that only through archaelogical evidence.

      I believe the parent's point was that this is the first case where an account of the contact itself has been preserved to the current day. Even if only through oral tradition.

  117. ... hot? by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    "Keep digging, you'll pull up a hot brunette."

    If you still think she's still hot after 12,000 years of being dead in a cave, I am scared.

  118. Re:non-human? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >How can these researchers say for certain that these remains are of anything other than humans?

    I assume that by "human" you mean the species Homo sapiens. The shape of the skull, dentition, the shape of the tibia, all point to it not being H. sapiens. In fact, there is some debate over whether it belongs in the genus Homo at all.

    >It is more probable that these remains represent a small group of homo sapiens that had genetic development problems, or some other kind of ailment.

    No, it is not. This would require an even greater speciation event than the idea that they are descended from H. erectus through isolation and time. To state that it is more probable that they are simply mutant H. sapiens shows both your ignorance of biology and your creationist indoctrination.

    >Pygmies exist in Africa today, but are not considered a new species.

    That's because they aren't a new species. Height is not the issue here. Try to learn just a little bit of comparative hominid anatomy before making yourself look a fool.

    >This report is more about research scientists getting more grant money than actually using the scientific method.

    This is just standard creationist bullshit. You are impugning the reputation of scientific professionals you have never met on the basis of absolutely ZERO evidence. The implication of your statement is that they have knowingly falsified data to obtain money. Please immediately post a link to any kind to support for your slander or retract it. You are simply repeating the creationist lies you have been taught. Read some actual science texts about hominid evolution, comparative anatomy, and paleoanthropology.

    I thought about modding this idiot with another Troll point, but what's the point of having karma if you can't burn some of it flaming an obvious moron.
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  119. Wha? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny
    may have lived up until the 1500's living on in caves and eating food the villagers would leave out for them.

    So they were pets, huh?

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  120. and best of all... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    From the BBC article:
    Because the remains are relatively recent and not fossilised, scientists are even hopeful they might yield DNA, which could provide an entirely new perspective on the evolution of the human lineage.
    I can see it now, cloned hobbits / leprachauns in an isolated island park!
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  121. And in other news... by teknokracy · · Score: 1

    Balrog bones to follow.

  122. Has anyone thought... by wicka_wicka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Short? Long arms? Brain the size of a chimpanzee? Put it together now...

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    1. Re:Has anyone thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek fans?
      Xbox fanboys?
      MCSEs?
      Final Fantasy fans?

  123. Re:non-human? by globaljustin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh brother, don't RTFA me...of course I read the fucking article. I read all about the spurrious claims about a whole people group based on finding one set of remains.

    "The skulls are not similar to Homo Erectus,from which these creatures are thought to descend"

    My question is, howso? They're smaller than ours??? From my own observation of the pic in the story, the single skull that was found looked very human, only smaller.

    "See above. It is often debatable whether or not unique features (in this case size) represent a continum or a distinct species. It is not an exact science, and we may never know for sure. However, there is no other example of an adult human being so small."

    So it's debatable that this could be a new species....hmm...I'll leave that alone. So what if this is a small specimen. I can think of many human beings that are small, they are called children.

    "Pygmies are considerbly taller then these "hobbits". Also Pygmies are modern humans, the "hobbits" were not."

    You say that these 'hobbits' were not human and just end it. What proof do you have that these specimines are not human? Where's the incontrivertible evidence? Plus, just because these humans are smaller than Pygmies, doesn't mean that they aren't still human.

    "The findings are being reported in Nature, which has exceedingly high standards. There is absolutely no reason to make such accusations."

    wow, I didn't realize what a huge journalistic paragon the good folks at 'Nature' have been building. In fact, the editors and contributors of Nature are the same entreprenurial researchers who I am rightly accusing of making an illogical leap in their findings to get support for their research projects.

    Yes, I can make these accusations because that's what scientists do, be skeptical. I think that this research is based on bullshit science and I want someone to show me how I'm wrong.

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  124. They're not hobbits, they're dwarves. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    We now have the remains of at least seven hobbit-sized individuals at the cave site

    All they need now is to find a woman in a glass coffin. Maybe prince charming didn't feel like making a housecall to Indonesia?

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  125. Re:non-human? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    "You are simply repeating the creationist lies you have been taught."

    I guess I'm a creationist now, I'm glad someone had the decency to tell me.

    I think you're the one with the chip on your shoulder, buddy. Maybe you are afraid to admit that evolutionary science is full of holes, and you are using poor creationists (like me!) to vent your frustration.

    I did not say anything about being a creationist, and I have heard MANY people creationist and not criticize researchers for their self-promoting illogical leaps of faith. Maybe you're one of them.

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  126. Re:Miniature Elephants? Awesome... by Tschepsit · · Score: 1

    This would be sweet! Especially since pig & elephant DNA just won't splice...

  127. Old facts by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Of course they disapeared. Mount doom exploded in the third age of men duh!

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  128. Snow White's missing!!!! by DrHex · · Score: 1

    Curious that there were seven found, and they chose to call them hobbits instead of dwarves, maybe they're consider proportions rather than simply height. Nothing new really. Third incarnation of Vishnu was the dwarf Vaamana, and there's many accounts of smaller stature humanoids around the world.

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  129. hmm by jdkane · · Score: 1
    that anthropologists have found the skeletal remains of seven hobbit sized hominids.

    Did anybody else stop and think: maybe children?, or midgets? or do we take for granted that the scientific equipment accurately pegged them as 30-year-olds or whatever from 18,000 years ago?

    From ABC article: so the 18,000-year-old skeleton cannot be some kind of 'freak'

    Man, don't be so hard on them. I know we all get mad at kids once in a while but that's just harsh.

    And might the "miniature elephants" be baby elephants?

    Note: Komodo dragons today are "giant lizards", so what has changed there?

    The article just feels really weird, like they might not be considering the obvious, in favour of some great discovery instead. I mean, it sounds like a ploy to make the skeletons seem like they're from a different evolutionary species or something.

  130. Sorry, it has to be done.... by Upaut · · Score: 1

    I for one bow to our new hobbit overlords...


    Wait, before modding me down, give me one last chance:
    Hi Ho, Hi Ho...

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  131. ok... but... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1
    ABC News is reporting that anthropologists have found the skeletal remains of seven hobbit sized hominids.

    Obviously these were the eastern people that the Blue Wizards were sent to.

    Also found were bones of [...] miniature elephants.

    I thought oliphaunts were supposed to be huge?!

  132. easy, there by dr_davel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The description of the hobbits (brain case 1/3 the size of humans, similar to chimps; thick brow ridge; no chin; different proportions of limbs) makes it certain that it's another species, descended in a branch somehow parallel to homo sapiens. They have found many adult specimens (not children). What I'm wondering is, why would one react so negatively to this rather unavoidable conclusion? It's a really fascinating, exciting find!

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  133. Oblig. Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joey: So if homosapiens were in fact homosapiens.. is that why they're extinct?
    Ross: Homosapiens are people!
    Joey: Hey! I'm not judging!

  134. THAT'S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oliphants, you uneducated brute!

  135. Re:non-human? by phek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "So what if this is a small specimen. I can think of many human beings that are small, they are called children." You must have missed the part in the article where they said it was an 30 year old adult. So if a this is a child, that means his bones don't grow in the same pattern a a homo sapien's or homo erectus' grow, which should be more than enough to classify it as a new branch of humanoid.

  136. Re:Miniature Elephants? Awesome... by Cesaro · · Score: 1

    But if the elephant is already miniature, there is no need to splice with a pig.

    That is why the small elephant is so awesome.

  137. Obligatory post, if they still exist somewhere... by hakkikt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our Komodo-dragon-eater pygmy overlords

  138. Mod Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I laughed about & I'm from 'rop

  139. You're right! by copponex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, "real" religion where people continue to do the same things they'd do without God. Here in the states, "living in sin" only includes homosexuality, while in reality it should include alcoholism, addiction, lust, covetous behavior, and not giving your heave offering. Once again, a culture has adapted certain rules from a religion in order to justify their actions. The Jews extracted ideas from Zoroastrianism. The Romans codified and extracted ideas from Christianity. The only culture that follows the full word of their religious text is

    "Let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own." -JFK, 1961

    That was forty three years ago. I'm always astonished that people refuse to realize that supernatural events have never, and will never exist. No one can present to me one miracle documented by modern technology and not hearsay.

    Once you find your spiritual pockets empty, think about how many resources arrive at the dead-end of church building while the true salvation of food, medicine, and science wither throughout the third world.

    1. Re:You're right! by Lady+Jazzica · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm always astonished that people refuse to realize that supernatural events have never, and will never exist. No one can present to me one miracle documented by modern technology and not hearsay.

      Nowadays any miracle approved by the Vatican, in the process of canonizing a saint, has had to go through rigorous scientific inquiry. For a miracle to be accepted as authentic, there must be no scientific explanation for it.

      Here's an article on the process, originally from the Los Angeles Times.

      I did a little search and found a case that is still pending as far as I know: a possible miracle attributed to Father Damien, the famous priest who took care of lepers on the island of Molokai in Hawaii about a hundred years ago:
      Last year, the Honolulu Diocese assembled a tribunal to examine an O'ahu woman's story that her cancer was cured after she traveled to Moloka'i to pray at Damien's grave.

      The patient and her family members were among those who testified before the tribunal. Also testifying was Dr. Walter Y.M. Chang, a Honolulu physician - and non-Catholic - who wrote about the spontaneous regression of the woman's cancer in the October 2000 issue of Hawai'i Medical Journal.

      Chang wrote that a malignant tumor had developed in the patient's lung in September 1998 and then disappeared without the aid of therapy. The spontaneous regression of this type of cancer may be the first case report of its kind, the scientific paper said. Other doctors who treated the woman also testified.

      There were a lot of miraculous healings at Lourdes in France, so that might be something to investigate if you're interested. Here's an article on one such case:
      Authentication of a Cure at Lourdes
    2. Re:You're right! by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      No one knows whether natural events are at all natural, its a word game. If the bible or insert favorite holy book didn't flatly contradict history at all, you could bet science and history would look a lot different then it does now, if holy book X said "God evolved the universe and the earth and life over billions of years", you could bet religion wouldn't be looked down upon since it would be in agreement with history.

      Darwin "won" not on the basis of evidence but that his was the best of a poor lot of prior historical explanations. That and it co-incided with geology and the great ages of the earth. Evolution just piggy backs on the age of the earth, if we discovered the earth was 100,000 years old, you could bet people would still argue evolution occured but at a "rapid rate". This explains why humanity has had many different versions of history, evolution could be just one of those many stages we pass through. The 6000 year old world myth equally applies to naturalism... A tornado hit my junkyard and assembled that 747 in my back yard. Or a quantum fluctuation caused the universe and all life to pop into existance at a "mature" state 6000 years ago.

      Even crick (a respected scientist) entertained the idea of panspermia.

    3. Re:You're right! by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Cancer regression is nothing new. Everyone of us has had some cancerous growth at some time in our lives. People simply heal at different rates and under different circumstances.

    4. Re: You're right! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > if we discovered the earth was 100,000 years old, you could bet people would still argue evolution occured but at a "rapid rate"

      Can't you do better than appealing to imaginary facts? That's like making claims about how people would explain the horizon if we suddenly discovered that the world was flat.

      > Even crick (a respected scientist) entertained the idea of panspermia.

      Panspermia is not in conflict with evolution; it just moves the starting point somewhere else in the galaxy.

      Also, unless you think panspemia involved all living and extinct species falling out of the sky, you've got a problem if you try to accept panspermia and reject evolution.

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    5. Re: You're right! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Last year, the Honolulu Diocese assembled a tribunal to examine an O'ahu woman's story that her cancer was cured after she traveled to Moloka'i to pray at Damien's grave.

      > The patient and her family members were among those who testified before the tribunal. Also testifying was Dr. Walter Y.M. Chang, a Honolulu physician - and non-Catholic - who wrote about the spontaneous regression of the woman's cancer in the October 2000 issue of Hawai'i Medical Journal.

      > Chang wrote that a malignant tumor had developed in the patient's lung in September 1998 and then disappeared without the aid of therapy. The spontaneous regression of this type of cancer may be the first case report of its kind, the scientific paper said. Other doctors who treated the woman also testified.

      What they aren't doing is showing that her health had anything to do with praying over a decomposed body.

      > There were a lot of miraculous healings at Lourdes in France, so that might be something to investigate if you're interested.

      As one visitor to Lourdes pointed out with mordant sarcasm, there's always a big pile of crutches but never any wooden legs in it.

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    6. Re: You're right! by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      I dont reject evolution I was just driving home the point that, natural vs. supernatural definition of events is a word game. Many religious or religious type people believe "natural" events are supernaturally existent / sustained, and even then its a word game depending on how one defines "natural" and how one even knows such things *are* natural. Last time I looked there are still plenty of contradictory natural laws that don't fit together in a nice logical and self-consistent manner but we dont reject science because it has contradictions and/or poor understandings of things, we just take them with a less fundamentalist mindset.

      Evolution defined as changes in species over time, I agree with. The fact is darwin did not have the evidence to support his views at the time he espoused his theory. Most of the evidence he did produce was adverse to them but he road on the coat-tails of geologists and other naturalists of the time on a more hard science. It wasn't until later that we discovered more and we're still discovering we have by no means exhausted the mechanisms.

      I have no sympathy for creationists I'm just trying to show you there are other ways of "defining" / describing reality without contradicting scientific experiments and known facts. I'm not saying that events are uncaused I'm saying that they can either be caused by pre-existing things in the environment or they can be caused by outside influences. i.e. if we all died tomorrow and an alien race showed up on our planet the rational thing would not be to conclude all of our structures and technological artifacts evolved through just purely random and/or law based chemical reactions of the forces of nature.

      It has nothing to do with appealing to imaginary facts, much knowledge in science is provisional. The current evolutionary theory of life stands or falls by the amount of time available to it compared against known processes *in biology* and compared against the age of the earth.

      Time is it's main prop, remember we can calculate the likelihood of events given a set period of known time when we have all the facts at hand. If we take away time there's no mechanism for evolution at all. Evolution works by random small blind steps, its as likely to move forward as it is to move backward.

    7. Re: You're right! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Last time I looked there are still plenty of contradictory natural laws that don't fit together in a nice logical and self-consistent manner

      Such as?

      Or did you mean theories instead of laws? Even most theories are compatible, though of course we haven't been able to reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics, and things like string theory only make divergent predictions for extremes that we can't measure at present.

      > The fact is darwin did not have the evidence to support his views at the time he espoused his theory.

      Neither did Einstein on his most famous theory.

      > I have no sympathy for creationists

      OK, sorry I misunderstood you on that.

      > If we take away time there's no mechanism for evolution at all.

      Sure, but we only try to explain the world we find. We find great time, we find evolution, we find no incompatibilities between the twain. Reality trumps "what if" arguments.

      > Evolution works by random small blind steps, its as likely to move forward as it is to move backward.

      No one claims that every mutation is beneficial. What makes evolution different from coin tosses is that it contains a feedback loop that rewards the "good" mutations and punishes the "bad" ones. There's nothing mysterious here: in the absence of gravity, an apple would be as likely to fall up as it would be to fall down.

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    8. Re: You're right! by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      There's nothing mysterious here: in the absence of gravity, an apple would be as likely to fall up as it would be to fall down.

      Actually, it wouldn't 'fall' anywhere. :-)

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  140. tired of quack science by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm so tired of quack science making it into the mainstream.

    They say that they're 'surprised' that despite the small brain size, they appeared to be quite smart. This is contrary to what we know: brain size seems to have little correlation with intelligence amongst modern humans that are not defective, and there's strong fossil evidence for ancestoral species having fairly large brains as well.

    Also, there's no accounting for the construction of the pyramids with modern man's intelligence/knowledge, so there must've been smart humans at that time as well. Maybe not technologically advanced as we'd see things, but certainly inventive and observant of the world around them.

    It also sounds nuts to me that they'd claim this is an entirely different species. It seems to me that it's just as much a seperate species as blacks are a different species than whites, or what have you. They're still fundamentally human, and can co-populate with other humans. Granted, there's no direct evidence that this was possible, but it seems possible. There are plenty of 4-foot-tall humans today.

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    1. Re:tired of quack science by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Yes, I too was a bit irritated that they acted like this was some sort of secret revealation. We all already know that brain-size is proportionate, first and foremost, to body size. A blue whale has a brain far, far larger than mine -- but no one suggests that it's smarter than me (at least not to my face).

    2. Re:tired of quack science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are jumping the shark on this one. It could be a group of mutants or even a new race. Just because of some differences doesn't mean a whole new species unless DNA or the fossils suggests significant differences between us and them.

    3. Re:tired of quack science by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      In fact, I have a nice little inductive argument. It goes something like this;

      I have no reason to believe that my father was any less intelligent, nor more stupid than me.

      And he has no reason to believe that his father was any less intelligent nor more stupid than he.

      In fact, I have no reason to believe that for any of my ancestors, n, n is less intelligent than his immediate predecessor, n-1.

      Therefore, all of my ancestors, all the way back to the primordial slime, were as intelligent as me.

      :)

      (I have a degree in formal logic so if anyone has any smartarse comments about the fallaciousness of that argument, blow it out your arse. I know already).

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    4. Re:tired of quack science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but no one suggests that it's smarter than me

      That's "smarter than I"

      --A Blue Whale

    5. Re:tired of quack science by juhaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, there's no accounting for the construction of the pyramids with modern man's intelligence/knowledge, so there must've been smart humans at that time as well.

      WTF? Pyramids were built no more than 5000 years ago, and the people who did were definitely the same as we still are and just as smart. Now, if you can find me a pyramid built by non-homo sapiens sapiens hominid, that's certaily big news...

      It also sounds nuts to me that they'd claim this is an entirely different species.

      And what reasons you have to believe it isn't? Are you a morphologist? Anthropologist? Any kind of experience with studying remains (preferably human) at all? Seen the skull, have you (no, the picture on article doesn't count)? Ah. Thought so.

      It seems to me that it's just as much a seperate species as blacks are a different species than whites, or what have you. They're still fundamentally human, and can co-populate with other humans. Granted, there's no direct evidence that this was possible, but it seems possible. There are plenty of 4-foot-tall humans today.

      They're human, that's what genus Homo is all about, but they're definitely entirely different species as well. What seems to you, or me, or anyone that isn't a fricking skull expert doesn't mean a thing, because we don't know a crap about it. Show skulls of black, white, a pygmy, and one from 4-foot-tall human to boot to someone who knows what they're doing, and (s)he'll instantly regognize them all to be modern humans, show this and he'll say it isn't. WHO ARE YOU TO ARGUE THAT HE'S WRONG, AND YOU'RE RIGHT? Especially considering you say it yourself: no evidence, not just direct but you don't have any evidence whatsoever.

      You, sir, are the quack here. You're the whole fricking definition of a quack, you make up something, and then you blame the people who actually have evidence, considerable amount of them, to be quacks based on ... nothing.

    6. Re:tired of quack science by repetty · · Score: 1

      >> "They say that they're 'surprised' that despite the small brain size, they appeared to be quite smart."

      Damn straight. Everyone knows that the most intellegent creatures on the earth are whales and elephants whereas squirrel monkeys are barely smart enough to breath.

    7. Re:tired of quack science by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Your argument is based off of a false premise - an unknown one, at that. This invalidates the argument, because your belief does not change the fact that you are more/less intelligent than your father, et al.

      It is also the case that a creature unable to reason would be unable to believe anything. Making a couple generally-accepted assumptions, of course. :P

      Granted, I realize you were joking. (Sod all, I hope so.)

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    8. Re:tired of quack science by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1


      WTF? Pyramids were built no more than 5000 years ago, and the people who did were definitely the same as we still are and just as smart. Now, if you can find me a pyramid built by non-homo sapiens sapiens hominid, that's certaily big news...


      If you'd actually read what I'd written there, mate, you'd realize you're talking from your ass. I said there's no accounting for the construction of the pyramids, given the set of intelligence/knowledge that we currently have at our disposal. The greatest minds have only gross speculation, for the most part, as to how the pyramids were actually built, and most of those conjectures are just that - conjectures, as we can't conceive of a way for them to have constructed tools on that scale for such a task.

      Thus, the logical conclusion is that our ancestors of 5,000 (actually, it's more like 7,000 given more recent estimates) years ago posessed a knowledge of science we do not yet grasp (and thus have lost since then), as well as the intelligence to figure out how to use that knowledge without anything similar to our modern day computers. That's a bloody hefty task.

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    9. Re:tired of quack science by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a pansapienist, I really do believe the conclusion of the argument.

      I just happen to think that the argument itself is a nice quasi-metaphorical story that gesticulates in the right direction.

      :)

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    10. Re:tired of quack science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, there's no accounting for the construction of the pyramids with modern man's intelligence/knowledge,

      Are you seriously trying to say that we couldn't build the pyramids now of we tried?

      It also sounds nuts to me that they'd claim this is an entirely different species.... Granted, there's no direct evidence that this was possible, but it seems possible. There are plenty of 4-foot-tall humans today.

      It sounds nuts to me that you're not a troll. Granted, there's no direct evidence that you're not just a nincompoop, but it seems possible. There are plenty of trolls who pretend to be retarded today.

    11. Re:tired of quack science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The greatest minds have only gross speculation, for the most part, as to how the pyramids were actually built, and most of those conjectures are just that - conjectures, as we can't conceive of a way for them to have constructed tools on that scale for such a task.

      Bollocks. The reason why there's speculation is that the pyramids could have been built several ways, we just don't know which.

      posessed a knowledge of science we do not yet grasp (and thus have lost since then)

      Maybe they harnessed the mystical power of Atlantis or some such newage drivel?

      I'm more in favour of the "earthen ramps, log rollers and overseers with very big whips" line of explanation.

    12. Re:tired of quack science by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      It also sounds nuts to me that they'd claim this is an entirely different species. ... Granted, there's no direct evidence that this was possible

      So, you wish to dismiss a theory as "nuts", while admiting that there is no evidence against it.

      There are plenty of 4-foot-tall humans today.

      You're saying that an archeologist couldn't tell the difference between a stunted or juvenine human and an adult 3-foot hominid? Or perhaps you think there is no difference. Read the article. The skeletal differences are the evidence for the theory that this is a different species. What's your qualification in that field?

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    13. Re:tired of quack science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have no reason to believe that" is not equal to "it happens to be that". Your argument is all based in the fallacie of confusing those two things.

      I have no reason to believe that a degree in formal logic gives you any clue to understand the real world around you.
      It happens to be that a degree in formal logic gives and excelent background for making up charades to entertain people at parties.

    14. Re:tired of quack science by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      You're saying that an archeologist couldn't tell the difference between a stunted or juvenine human and an adult 3-foot hominid?

      Just out of curiosity: how do they know these are adult skeletons and not children's? Various aging techniques (carbon aging, etc) can tell you how long the skeleton has been in the ground, but how can you determine the actual age when it died? Specially when it is a new species, and there's nothing to compare it to?

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    15. Re:tired of quack science by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert on that, but a google for "determine age bones" turns up http://main.uab.edu/show.asp?durki=45647 and http://faculty.ncwc.edu/toconnor/425/425lect17.htm and http://www.ilri.cgiar.org/InfoServ/Webpub/Fulldocs /Yakpro/SessionE9.htm.

      Agreed that it would be harder for a new species, but there are things to go on - it's a lot more complex than "short, therefor child".

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  141. a seperate "race" rather than "species" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Its likely than homo sapiens could successfully breed with other hominoids, but would naturally be disinclined to do so. Sort of like lions and tigers, donkeys and horses, etc.

  142. You forgot STEP 3 by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 1

    You forgot step 3...PROFIT!

  143. To the submitter... by Sarcastic+Assassin · · Score: 1

    Really, did we absolutely, positively need to use the hobbit analogy? After exhausting all other possibilities, it was decided that "hobbit" was the most fitting term to describe this new species?

    1. Re:To the submitter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try RTFAs. Especially National G.

  144. How will this affect the election? by Jelloman · · Score: 3, Funny
    So the inevitable question for late October of (year mod 4) == 0, does this help Bush or Kerry? Which reaction is more likely:
    • "Hmmm, This hobbit things shatters my belief in assumptions-derived-from-an-English-translation-of -Genesis-as-the-foundation-of-all-truth (which of course is a very scientific belief, not at all in conflict with things I perceive in the world like dinosaur skeletons)! Therefore I guess stem cell research and abortions are OK, so I'll vote for Kerry now."
    • "See, SCIENCE WILL DESTROY US ALL!! ARMAGEDDON IS NIGH!!! REPEAL THE 20TH CENTURY!! VOTE BUSH!!!"
    • "Ah now I understand, George Bush is simply the last Homo floresiensis on the planet, evolved into slightly taller form. My liberal heart loves the underdog, so I'll vote for Bush, since he's a minority now."


    See, Bush wins.
    1. Re:How will this affect the election? by StefanJ · · Score: 1

      Nah!

      You are seriously underestimating the administration's, and the members of the Bush personality cults', capacity for self-delusion, their talent for ignoring facts, and their ability to dismiss uncomfortable truths.

  145. Re:Miniature Elephants? Awesome... still a ton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the story. The elephant still weighted a ton. It would be a Hummer vs. the smaller H3 for example. Granted It would be cool to have one to care your stuff to a ground floor apartment.

  146. Evolution is slow by invid · · Score: 1

    It's not like they got there and said "Hey, resources are limited here and if the population grows too much our decendants are going to be short." There was probably plenty to survive on for the first arrivals, and with time their culture adapted to the island. The decendants of the first arrivals may have forgotten whatever boating tech that allowed them to get there, and that was the only home they knew. Remember, grapefruit sized brains.

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  147. Not 7 hobbits.. 7 Dwarf-Lords! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie,
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

    Looks like they escaped Sauron but wound up in Indonesia. :-P

  148. lemme guess... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    one of 'em had nine fingers, another was balding and soiled with fish scales, and two were clutching long clay pipes and had tree bark under their nails...

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  149. Simple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now, if they had DNA evidence to back up their speculation about these people being a different species... that would mean something.

    Well they already did it with dinosaurs. Just find some amber with a mosquito in it!

  150. Re:non-human? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    "Why don't we see human remains on this particular island before 11,000 years ago?"
    Because like good natives, they made good use of ALL the body parts.

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  151. Probably not by bergwitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Probably not.
    Most folklorists believe that myths about wee folk are remnants of animist beliefs. When a new religion came people merged it with it's earlier religion, and the animist spirits became the wee folk. A good example is how Pan has many features in common with the Christian devil.
    As the wee folk of different cultures usually has much more in common with how spirits are viewed in animist cultures than with any small humans I believe we can disregard the homo foresiensis as any explanation of the wee folk.

    But this on the other is probably a myth based on fact (from the BBC article):
    "Even more intriguing is the fact that Flores' inhabitants have incredibly detailed legends about the existence of little people on the island they call Ebu Gogo.

    The islanders describe Ebu Gogo as being about one metre tall, hairy and prone to "murmuring" to each other in some form of language. They were also able to repeat what islanders said to them in a parrot-like fashion. ...
    ... The last evidence of this human at Liang Bua dates to just before 12,000 years ago, when a volcanic eruption snuffed out much of Flores' unique wildlife.

    Yet there are hints H. floresiensis could have lived on much later than this. The myths say Ebu Gogo were alive when Dutch explorers arrived a few hundred years ago and the very last legend featuring the mythical creatures dates to 100 years ago.

    But Henry Gee, senior editor at Nature magazine, goes further. He speculates that species like H.floresiensis might still exist, somewhere in the unexplored tropical forest of Indonesia. "

    Really something for the cryptzoologists!

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    1. Re:Probably not by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >But Henry Gee, senior editor at Nature magazine, goes further. He speculates that species like H.floresiensis might still exist, somewhere in the unexplored tropical forest of Indonesia
      But after generations of mating with Sasquatch, the two species average height has settled to about 5'10 and the amount of hair has diminshed to the point where they can just grow a full beard.

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  152. The reason its funny .. by torpor · · Score: 1

    .. is because its a 'resource loop', where all races are 'balanced'.

    okay, how about this: the humans eat the elephants (and use them for war), the lizards eat the humans, and the elephants eat whatever the hell they want.

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  153. The ultmate by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    They become beings of pure energy! Which about fourteen seconds later is grounded into a tree, and that's the end of THAT.

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  154. Flores is a big Island by Kamerynn · · Score: 5, Informative
    There is a big mistake in the article. Flores is roughly half the size of Belgium, or +- 14 000 sq km.

    So either it is another island they are talking about (possibly in the vicinity of Flores) or their 31sq km figure should read 31 thousand sq km (not likely given the importance of the small size of the island that explains their evolution to a small skeleton).

    You can see a detailed map or the archipelago here:

    http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/scalenet/images/indon esia.gif

    Flores is approximately at 9S 122E

  155. What are you talking about? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Here is the states "living in sin" covers anyone living together who is not married and having "relations". That includes any combination of men and women you can to name. The sin in this case would be premaritial sex.

    The other things would all be discribed more as living sinfully, or a being a sinner.

    I'm not sure what compelled you to put the homophobic anti-religion spin on things.

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    1. Re:What are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Here is the states "living in sin" covers anyone living together who is not married and having "relations". That includes any combination of men and women you can to name. The sin in this case would be premaritial sex.
      [...]
      > I'm not sure what compelled you to put the homophobic anti-religion spin on things.

      So in other words, gays are living in sin only if they are not married, right? Oh, what a relief... What?! You don't give them marriage?

      Why does it remind me how marijuana was illegal only without a proper tax stamp, when incidentally the government was no giving such stamps to anyone?

      I think that you are saying utter nonsense.

  156. Re:non-human? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >I guess I'm a creationist now, I'm glad someone had the decency to tell me.

    Are you claiming that you originated the toughts you posted? I have never encountered anyone voicing the blather you posted who did not have an a priori belief in creationism. There is not one "criticism you posted that has an ounce of support for it.

    >Maybe you are afraid to admit that evolutionary science is full of holes,

    Hardly! Please list some of these alleged holes. I would absolutely love to find one. I figure that it would be worth a Nobel Prize and life tenure at Harvard or Stanford. Seriously. My only frustration is with religious zealots trying to shoehorn their fundamentalist dogma into science classrooms.

    I notice that you do not deny being a creationsist. If you are going to try to pretend that your bushwah actually passes for scientific thought, you should read some actual science. That way you won't sound like a luddite. I seriously doubt that you have heard "many" people who are not creationists criticize scientific researchers for leaps of faith. That statement is another staple of the creationist propaganda mill, as is the posture of wounded innocence that you affect. Save it for someone who hasn't seen it hundreds of times. As for religion, I have no quarrel with it until it enters the science classroom. On a personal level, I regard Biblical Litteralism and its offspring, creationism as heresy.
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  157. Oompa-Loompas by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    Considering they lived in indonesia that long ago, they probably looked more like Oompa-Loompas. But I have a feeling that it wouldn't be PC enough to say in a news report.

    Bork!

  158. This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    Wow. Short people. Lets fly off the handle and create some totally cockamamie story. Archaeologists just love doing that, especially when they find human bones that are the least bit different from the norm. New spiecies? My bet is that they're no more a different species than pygmies. Just a race of people who happen to be short due to a combination of short genes becoming dominant and inbreeding in a closed pool. But that's not gonna make the cover of SciAm.

    1. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, you're right! All those physical anthropologists and biologists are just out to lunch, I'll tell ya! Cockamamie - you said it! Why not write a letter to Nature and let them know what you think about this hoax? Those money-grubbing scientists won't get away with this one, no siree! And everyone knows that archeologists love to invent stuff, right? Just like you said!

      Yeah, you said it, old buddy. You sure are smart. I'll bet everyone in your trailer park thinks so. Do they all tell you that? I'll bet they do.

    2. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, another blind follower of science. No critical thinking allowed. And be sure to denegrate anyone who dares to!

      Science. The new religion.

    3. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      And everyone knows that archeologists love to invent stuff, right?

      The history of Archaeology is rife with everything from blind faith to deliberate deception. Lucy? Found to be false. Piltdown man? False. Cromagnon man? False.

      Sorry to rock your religion.

    4. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      If you'd actually read anything about the history of fraud in archeology, you'd realise that it's overwhelmingly amateurs and dilletantes who perpetrate it, not the professionals. People of Scandinavian descent who want to prove that the Vikings explored Minnesota, or those like Joseph Smith trying to start a new religion. The likely perpetrator of the Piltdown hoax, Dawson, was a lawyer, and only hunted fossils in his spare time. Your suggestion that Lucy is a fraud is shared only by creationists, and I've never heard that Cro-Magnon man is somehow false.

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    5. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      If you'd actually read anything about the history of fraud in archeology, you'd realise that it's overwhelmingly amateurs and dilletantes who perpetrate it, not the professionals.

      My point was merely that many believed-by-the-public-on-first-listen 'facts' have been proven false, and it stands.

    6. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Firstly, that may have been your original point, although that doesn't come through very clearly. But the post you are responding to spoke only about the archeologists themselves, not public reactions, and you responding by saying that archaeology is filled with mistakes and fraud. So, no, I don't accept that you were merely making a point about how the public reacts to new scientific claims at all.

      And anyway, 2 out of 3 of the examples you gave are complete rubbish; that doesn't undermine your argument at all? Who cares what the general public believe? They aren't archeologists. What they should do is place some trust in the professionals who know what they are talking about. In this case, we have competent PhD archeologists making the claims, not some arkeologist who has just come back from Mt Ararat with bible in hand, so unless you know any better, you should tentatively accept the claims. I'm not saying they are therefore true, but it's hardly "the stupidest crap ever". That's completely over the top.

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    7. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Who cares what the general public believe?

      This is a general public forum. I was complaining about the things the general public here believe. So, um, I care, and if you don't, this is the wrong thread in which to be venting... :P

    8. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Go back and read what you actually wrote, eg in your original post: "Wow. Short people. Lets fly off the handle and create some totally cockamamie story. Archaeologists just love doing that". This is NOT a statement about how the general public is gullible, it's a statement about how archeologists are full of crap. Why do you make such statements and then claim you were actually talking about something else, and refuse to respond to my criticisms of things you actually wrote? Either have the guts to stand by your claims or the grace to back down.

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    9. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Yawn. I tired of this endless, meaningless drivel. My original point stands. It was so clear that only you continue to be confused. That's about statistically correct.

      Thanks for another score:2 post though. When you default post at score:2, give me a ring, noob.

    10. Re:This is the stupidest crap ever. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Yawn all you like, your original point does not still stand, because the arguments you based it on were incorrect. It doesn't matter how "clear" you think it is, it's just not right. This is basic logic. What are you, like 12?

      Let's try this one more time. You say people are too ready to accept new claims made by archaeologists. You say the reason why they should hesitate is because archaeologists are prone to making fantastical claims which are later found to be wrong or even fraudulent. You give as examples Piltdown, Cro-Magnon man and Lucy. Now, my retort to this is that your arguments are not relevant here: the vast majority of bogus archaeology is perpetrated by amateurs, whereas here we have qualified professionals (who are publishing in a peer-reviewed journal). Of the examples you gave, 1 was due to an amateur and the other 2 were just plain wrong. And your response is ... the equivalent of "na, na, na, I'm not listening". What a rational person would do is point out where you think I'm wrong (or, God forbid, agree with me) and then I would do the same to your response, and so on. Christ, you think archaeologists are bad, at least they are willing to defend their beliefs.

      And wtf is your problem with me posting at 2? Your amazingly well-argued posts were at 2 all the way along, I didn't realise I was a lesser being than you.

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  159. Smarts vs. traditional knowledge by j_w_d · · Score: 1

    The article also mentioned "many anthropologists have argued that in recent years, scientists have been adding too many new species to the human evolutionary tree. They say scientists have become too quick to call what may simply be an unusual individual a member of a whole new species."

    Evidently these anthropologists have given up on science, perhaps in favour of post-modernism and critical theory. The argument is mathematically irrational. It implies, given the comparatively small number of ancient hominid finds, that through incredible luck, paleontological anthropologists are finding many "unusual" individuals without proportionate examples of "normal" ones.

    The image of the skull in the article shows a more or less normal face with an unusually low cranial vault. Given additional examples, and they now report seven more, "species" or "subspecies" is looking appropriate.

    BTW, did anyone else wonder about "hominins"? Evidently, since I was last taking courses in human evolution, genetic studies have inconventiently reduced the distinction between Hominoids and Anthropoids, while increasing the distance between the Chimps and Gorillas and the the other great apes. Chimps and Gorillas are now members of the Hominids. This was inconvenient taxonomically (or politically and religiously?) and a new level between Family and Genus was introduced called "tribe" and we humans are members of the tribe of hominini.

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  160. It's a hoax. Earth is only about 5K years old. by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1
    Nope. Can't be. These are clearly planted horse bones or something.

    Check it out

    Oh, yeah. The earth is flat.

  161. Re:non-human? by theflattman · · Score: 1

    The findings are being reported in Nature, which has exceedingly high standards. There is absolutely no reason to make such accusations.

    While not disagreeing with the responses to the initial posters trollish remarks, to suggest that a scientific fact is a fact because it was published in Nature "which has exceedingly high standards" is a shall we say misinformed opinion about how scientific literature works. Each article if deemed appropriate for publication in Nature is reviewed by 2 or 3 scientists in the field. If they say the work merits publication, then Nature will probably publish it. The mistake here is assuming that Nature is unbiased in what they would like to publish- and let me tell you a new Homo species is something Nature will really want to publish. It is high profile, generates news and revenues, and convinces people like this poster that Nature is above reproach. Truthfully, articles like this get second chances and for this article there is probably an extremely limited reviewer pool leading to less of a thorough review than other scientific topics may receive. Publishing scientific journals is as much of a business as any other and while we have may have great trust in Nature, I predict there were still Nature editors wetting their pants over this one!

  162. Not to state the obvious or anything...Disco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's why I believe the universe was created in the 70's."

    Oh lovely. A polyester universe.

  163. Move aside, truth, you don't have enough years! by Zareste · · Score: 2, Funny

    The population may have been wiped out by a volcanic activity 12000 years ago or according to local legend may have lived up until the 1500's

    Heh, so a random anthropologist walks up to a village..

    "Look! Small people! I think they were wiped out a bazillion trillion years ago by lava. It was very climactic with lots of big explosions and a story that will make me very famous in America."
    Villager: "Actually it happened in the 1500's when.."
    "12000 whole years ago. Imagine that!"
    "The people died because--"
    "Hey! That was the NYT! They're posting the headline 'Genius Finds Species From Twelve Trillion Years ago' tomorrow! I guess they're off by a few zeroes but hey, we have some wiggle space."
    "Our elders knew about a people who--"
    "Actually let's just change it to twelve trillion. That's a fun number, don't you think? I love it! It's... Oh, right. What were you saying, Lowly Misinformed Local Person?"
    "We have records. They say--"
    "Hey, I just struck a deal to sell my new book 'Thirty-quadrillian Year Old Species Found in Indonesia'! I'm rich! I am a flowing river of cash! I'm a festering volcano of money! I am--"
    "Are you even--"
    "Hey! Get the Hell outta my way, kid, I'm off to show the United States that they were founded by rock formations millions of years ago, and not these stupid 'founding fathers' their mythological legendary myths say. Brady, finish off the interview with this guy."

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    1. Re:Move aside, truth, you don't have enough years! by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      Okay, I've read this whole thread now, and the scientific ignorance, prejudice and distortion have left me stunned. I'd have thought the slashdot community would be more open to science than this, but I suppose the popularity of creationism in the USA has created a kind of mass blindness. Anyone who looked at the evidence with an open mind would see that all the sciences together -- from nuclear physics to astronomy to geology to genetics -- provide overwhelming evidence that (a) the earth and the universe are very old, and (b) species evolved along Darwinian lines. To think otherwise is just plumb crazy. Unfortunately, America seems to be in the grip of some kind of cult that makes half its people insist on believing something that is utterly incredible. Which is more likely, really, that ALL of science is wrong, or that a story written by ignorant desert people three thousand years ago might not be 100% literally true?

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    2. Re:Move aside, truth, you don't have enough years! by Zareste · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing you keep calling this mindless dogma 'science', because we certainly wouldn't know from looking. The fact that you have a very broad definition of 'evidence' and that you regard a few clueless wannabes as 'scientists' takes no priority over reality.

      I'm afraid that if one guy holds a rock and says "Hey, a rock" and some foreign idiot runs up out of nowhere yelling "That's a myth-legend! It's the moon fallen from the sky! People of my country believe in lunar-collapse-ism so you people and your 'observations' are nothing compared to our beliefs!" my choice is the story not made up by the foreign moron and his urge to make people believe his outlandish ideas.

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    3. Re:Move aside, truth, you don't have enough years! by daiakuma · · Score: 1

      I was just commenting generally, and I have no intention of getting into a debate on this. If you want to understand why Young Earth Creationism is nonsense, go to talkorigins.org.

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  164. the village idiot by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    I'm for him, but that was still a clever post.

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  165. Hobbits and so on by dobriak · · Score: 1

    ok i just can't wait to see Hollywood's take on that find... Jurassic Park 19?

  166. It reminds me.. by 12357bd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fascinating history of H.P. Blavatsky 'The People of Blue Mountains'.

    Probably those small people of Indonesia had also his own myths about why and how the were there.

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  167. why the hell are they looking in Indonesia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They should come check out my local DMV

  168. Tools by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    So if this species is intelligent, we should be finding tools they used right?

    You know....battleaxes....great helms....shields.....no bows though, dwarves don't need no damn archers.

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  169. Re:non-human? by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    The journal Nature has exceedingly high political standards (e.g. it helps if you are a researcher from a reknowned university). It also helps if the reviewers don't have something against you.

  170. Oh man... by fizban · · Score: 1

    Frodo Lives!!!

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  171. Ms. White, please. by revxul · · Score: 1

    "Brown and his colleagues have found the remains of seven other dwarf individuals at the same site since the first find."

    Let me know when they find a normal human female roughly 18 years old next to the fossil of an apple. ...so which one's Sneezy?

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  172. maybe those were japanese tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    finding skeltons of people of shorter stature near asia doesn't surprise me .. then again .. there are those tall asian basketball stars!

  173. Isolation on an island makes smaller individuals by geoswan · · Score: 1
    Isolation on an island, over time, makes for smaller individuals. It is a well known phenomenon. There are islands off Siberia that had populations of smaller Mammoths.

    This island had smaller elephants. It shouldn't surprise us that this happened to Homo Erectus. The BBC article seems to be saying that these individuals were descended from Homo Erectus, not modern humans or Neanderthal.

    To my way of thinking this is just as remarkable as discovering an entirely new branch of humanity, as Homo Erectus dates back about 500,000 years, about twice as long ago as Homo Neanderthalis. The BBC World News said that the discoverers were surprised at how sophisticated the tools associated with the site were.

    Homo Neanderthalis are believed to have disappeared about 30,000 years ago. I would find it remarkable if descendants of Homo Erectus outlasted them.

  174. Cryptozoology by pajamacore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Orang-pendek anyone? As recently as 1847, gorillas were dismissed as silly native legends. It was then that white men finally laid eyes on them. The mountan gorilla was also thought to be central Africa's Yeti until 1901. Then there's the whole tree-beater/lion-killer ape controversy in Africa right now. The moral is: don't dismiss native stories so easily.

    1. Re:Cryptozoology by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      The moral is: don't dismiss native stories so easily.

      Certainly. There's lot of knowledge in various native stories (applying not only to archeology, but also some of their healing methods, weather prediction, etc.) I remember reading an article several years ago about some meteorologists in Australia working with a few natives to improve their weather predictions. Apparently there was some hidden knowledge allowing the natives to predict certain weather phenomena. Combining this knowledge with current science allowed for more accurate predictions. Same is happening with western medicine where f.ex. acupuncture is being accepted as a valid treatment method.

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  175. Dolphin brain size by flash010 · · Score: 1

    These little guys were tool users with brains 380 cubic centimeters in size?

    Compare contrast with dolphins: 590-1880 cubic centimeters, depending on breed.

    /all I got

  176. How they went extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Giant lizards ate the hobbits and the miniature elephants lunch!

  177. Re:non-human? by juhaz · · Score: 1

    My question is, howso? They're smaller than ours??? From my own observation of the pic in the story, the single skull that was found looked very human, only smaller.

    That's probably the reason you're not an anthoropologist. I can't make all that much much difference between most human remains either, but that doesn't mean they're all the same. People who've dedicated their lives on the subject obviously have much more experience on it, not to mention, it's just a pic, rather small one at that, you haven't held the darn skull.

    If that's not enough, they were also there tens of thousands of years earlier than any modern human, if there were H. Sapiens on indonesia 100k years ago (which would probably be a major find on it's own), why aren't there any remains of THEM?

  178. I, for one, welcome... by gojomo · · Score: 1

    ...our new extinct pygmy underlords.

  179. ...and what if its true? by one_hunky_tenor · · Score: 1

    Anyone going for the theory that lord of the rings is a history text?

  180. Untill... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
    I can see it now, cloned hobbits / leprachauns in an isolated island park!
    Newman lets them lose and they kill everybody...
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  181. Re:non-human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow... calm down buddy!

    In order to look at anything in a logical manner you first must get your emotions under control. I suggest you get yourself a good, simple, short creationist book like Refuting Evolution http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0890 512582/qid=1098937665/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-2470 206-4999335?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
    relax, sit down and read it.

    It's good to be skeptical about this "New Human Species!!!" claim. Because claims like this have been wrong 100% of the time in the past I have no reason to put my confidence in this discovery until more research has been done.

  182. The rights of others. by copponex · · Score: 1

    Homophobia is pro religion because there's no other way to justify ignorant hatred of something one doesn't understand.

    Regardless of that, have you ever thought about why you find it wrong when someone, who has nothing to do with your life, does something to themselves or with someone else who wants the same thing? Taking someone else's life, property, or assaulting them sexually or physically are all wrong because a party is involved against their will. That's what all law is based on.

    I picked homophobia because it's one of the easier arguments to make religion look silly.

    Why are you against homosexuality?
    "Because it's wrong!"
    Why is it wrong?
    "Because it's not natural!"
    In what way is it not natural? It's been part of human history since there has been a history. There've been gay animals, including dolphins. Possibly all bonobo apes are bisexual.
    "But God said so!"

    Naturalism is a crap argument anyhow, since animals are capable of atrocities close to those committed by humans. There is no reason to believe any religious text, except for self-interest, fear, or both. (Apologies to Mr. Bonaparte.)

  183. reproduction is prohibited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from
    http://www.sciam.com/print_version.cfm?artic leID=0 0082F87-7D35-117E-BD3583414B7F0000

    October 27, 2004

    Digging Deeper: Q&A with Peter Brown

    A discoverer of an extinct dwarf species of human reflects on one of the most startling paleoanthropological revelations in living memory

    By Kate Wong

    Researchers announced today that an excavation in Liang Bua cave on the Indonesian island of Flores has uncovered a new species of human, barely a meter tall, that lived as recently as 13,000 years ago. Christened Homo floresiensis, the hominid--known primarily from a partial skeleton known as LB1--had adult body and brain proportions comparable to those of the much older australopithecines, such as Lucy. Other features, however--including those related to chewing and walking--align it with our own genus, Homo. Describing the find in the October 28 Nature, Peter Brown of the University of New England in Armidale, Australia, and his colleagues surmise that H. floresiensis was a descendant of H. erectus. With H. sapiens arriving in eastern Asia by 35,000 years ago, and relic populations of H. erectus possibly persisting on nearby Java, three human species may have co-existed in this region not so long ago. Scientific American.com's editorial director, Kate Wong, spoke with Brown about the discovery. An abridged, edited transcript of their conversation follows.

    KATE WONG: What brought you to Flores in the first place? I assume you weren't expecting to find something like this.

    PETER BROWN: The work in Flores was initiated by Mike Morwood, who's in in my department [at the University of New England in Armidale, Australia]. He has a project looking at the evolution and migration of people through the Indonesian archipelago and in Australia. He was interested in Liang Bua, which is a cave on Flores, because of previous work by R. P. Soejono [of the Indonesian Center for Archaeology in Jakarta]. It's a beautiful, large rock shelter and it clearly had a deep deposit. But previous work had only looked at the upper Mesolithic layer--no one had tried to dig to the bottom. So Mike went back with a large team, as well as with Professor Soejono, and dug down to bedrock, in the course of which they found lots of stone tools and eventually came across this hominid skeleton.

    KW: There's been a fair amount of controversy about the ages of various human fossils from Southeast asia. How did you date LB1 and how confident are you in the ages that you obtained?

    PB: There's a large team of experts in various fields of dating--including radiocarbon dating, optically stimulated luminescence, uranium series, electron spin resonance--and these technniques were applied to the site. Fortunately, the results are consistent. The carbon found in close association with the skeleton is about 18,000 years old. And there are optically stimulated luminescence dates above and below, and a series of other dates going down toward the bottom of the deposit as well. They all appear to be consistent and nicely stratified, so you have a range from the bottom of the site at about 94,000 years ago, give or take a little bit, to the skeleton at about 18,000, again give or take some. So we're happy with the dating results.

    KW: LB1 has such a tiny body and brain--as small as the smallest australopithecine on record. Did you ever think about assigning it to a new genus rather than just a new species?

    PB: In the initial letter to Nature, that's exactly what I did. But I was persuaded on further rumination that it should be placed in the genus Homo. On initial examination I was impressed by the features it appeared to share with early [hominids] like Australopithecus, but other features were more like Homo. For instance, australopithecines have large, projecting facial skeletons (large molar and premolar teeth in particular), whereas the face of LB1 is much more similar to members of the genus Homo. So you have this very humanlike looking face stuck with this very, very

  184. From the horses mouth... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    This discovery is big news around here because it involves several UNE (University of New England, Australia) staff, and this is a very small and rather provincial university. So here's the press release on our own site... http://www.une.edu.au/news/

  185. Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So THAT's where Willy Wonka found the Oompa Loompas!

    LoompaLand has been FOUND! ;-)

  186. This isn't really such a big deal by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    >Second, this rips back open the possibility of >our faerie tales being more true than most of us >would have expected.

    That's only a big deal though for those of us who were sufficiently narrow minded that we weren't able to concede that possibility to begin with.

    I buried myself in cryptozoology as a kid. As an example, after having read for a few years about Bigfoot, we learnt in Year 7 history at school that there was at one time a hominid species called Gigantopithecus walking around that was supposedly nine or ten feet tall. To me the idea that some individuals of this species may have survived in isolated areas wasn't really all that outrageous at all. I will admit that in Bigfoot's case the fact that no carcasses have been found doesn't lend a lot of weight to the idea that the creature definitely exists, but to me *if* it does, Gigantopithecus is as good an explanation of what it is as any. Also, if they were able to extract DNA samples from the Gigantopithecus remains they've dug up and compare them with a sample from say, Andre the Giant or Matthew McGrory, I think they'd probably find at least some resemblance.

    I myself have a form of autism, and while I'm not a geneticist, I'd be willing to bet money that in in 5-10 years a reference to "Homo sapiens aspergius" or something similar is going to show up on Wikipedia, because they're going to find out that a person with autism is not genetically *identical* to mainstream homo sapiens.

    They're saying that this rewrites everything we know about human evolution. Personally, I don't think it does anything of the kind. We already know about (as two examples) the difference between the tiger and the domestic housecat, or say a wolf and a miniature schnauzer, even though they are known to be genetically related to each other.

    What we're dealing with is exactly the same thing here. Andre, Matthew, Kenny Baker, John Merrick and me are all members of the human family tree...we're just not all exactly on the same branch...in the same way that a miniature poodle isn't identical to a rottweiler.

  187. Re:non-human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From my own observation of the pic in the story...

    So you just see a picture in a web page and you know better than the paleontologyst that has examined the real thing for months. I don't know why you are not at least ruling the Natural History Museum of London. Oh, wait a minute... it may be because you don't know such a basic thing that the skeleton of a young mammal is quite different from that of an adult?

  188. Sheesh... Another Pyramidiot by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1
    If you'd actually read what I'd written there, mate, you'd realize you're talking from your ass. I said there's no accounting for the construction of the pyramids, given the set of intelligence/knowledge that we currently have at our disposal. The greatest minds have only gross speculation, for the most part, as to how the pyramids were actually built, and most of those conjectures are just that - conjectures, as we can't conceive of a way for them to have constructed tools on that scale for such a task.
    And that is the sort of nonsense people like Von Daniken and Hancock have been getting rich off of for the last forty years or so. Pyramids are basically a big heap of stones. The big ones at Giza use well cut and exquisitely laid stones I grant you, but still - a big heap of stones. The scale is impressive for a non-industrial civilisation and clearly the Egyptians (and the Khmer, Maya etc etc) had some remarkable organisational capabilities; but to assert that we have no idea about how they went about building their artificial mountains is just bullshit.

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    1. Re:Sheesh... Another Pyramidiot by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know who the hell either of those people are, but I do know a couple things about the Giza pyramid. Calling it an "exquisite heap of stone" is pedantically ignorant on your part.

      - It's composed of over 2 million blocks of stone, over 2 tons each. Many of them are over 20,000 tons - all this despite the fact that there is no substantial amount of stone or anywhere to quary it from for over 100 miles. Keep in mind that our best cranes today can lift a mere 3,000 tons.
      - It was 481 ft high at the time of construction. That's 1/3rd the height of the Empire State Building.
      - It took approximately 10 years to build without using anything approaching what we'd call 'modern' machinery, to our knowledge, and weighs a total of 7 million tons (estimated) from 3 different types of stone (limestone, basalt, granite). The Empire State Building only took roughly 1/7th of that amount of time, weighing in at 365,000 tons, and took as many as 3,000 workers at any given time, despite having such modern conveniences as locomotion. Keep in mind that none of our modern day cranes would be able to even come close to lifting one of the 20,000 ton stones used in the Giza pyramid's construction. Ironically, the Great Pyramid of Cholula, in Mexico is larger in volume still than the Giza pyramid.
      - The horizontal cross section of the pyramid is square at any level, with each side measuring 751 feet
      - There are areas within the giza pyramid that have hyroglyphs and odd structural design that, given our understanding of how the pyramids were made, could not have been made or put in place during building (in a vulnerable area) or after building (dark, enclosed area, and no soot on walls), and thus must've been fully constructed and put in place as a module.
      - The ground area covered by the Giza pyramid alone is enough to accommodate St Peter's in Rome, the cathedrals of Florence and Milan, and Westminster and St Paul's in London combined.
      - The entire interior of the pyramids are harmonically tuned. (That's a physical characteristic, mind you, not some crazy new age nonsense.)
      - It was constructed directly on the Earth's equator (which was 30 south of the current magnetic pole at that logitude) and is a mirror of heavenly bodies - which, at the time of construction, wouldn't reach the alignment made on the ground for another couple thousand years.
      - Originally, and up until the last 500 years or so, there was a 20+ ton stone door which could be pushed open from the inside with all the strength required to flex a single finger. From the outside when the door was closed, it was inperceiveable that there was even a crack in the stone, let alone a 20-ton slab of it. There was a study done on the stone used for this door, and it was shown that it would cost hundreds of millions dollars to reach such precision even now, just for the door alone. It wasn't just the door which was milled in such a finite fashion - every stone within the walls of the pyramid were milled with the same precision.
      - The Pyramid lies in the center of focus of all of the continents. It lies in the exact center of all the land area of the world, dividing the earth's land mass into approximately equal quarters.
      - The Giza pyramid is geographically linked to nearly every major ancient holy place (including many that remain so - Stonehenge, St. Peters, Canterbury, throughout all 6 habitable continents. Each of these sites is on a point on a pythagorean triangle (ratio 3:4:5) grid which covers the earth, with the great pyramid as a point of origin.
      - If you were to draw a globe around the great pyramid, and draw it to touch the 3 points, the globe would be exactly 1:36th (I think that was the correct proportion) of the earth.
      - Every single measurement - including weight of the building components and the dimensions of each individual stone - is proportional to the exact measurement of the earth - which we've only figured out in the last 50 years, and only then with the assistance of satellites.

      Now, there are many additional

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    2. Re:Sheesh... Another Pyramidiot by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1
      Interesting litany of assertions you have there. I'd be happy to look into any cites you have to back them up but... oh dear you don't appear to have provided any.

      OK. Here's what I've got after a bit of googling on a quiet Friday afternoon.

      - It's composed of over 2 million blocks of stone, over 2 tons each. Many of them are over 20,000 tons - all this despite the fact that there is no substantial amount of stone or anywhere to quary it from for over 100 miles. Keep in mind that our best cranes today can lift a mere 3,000 tons.

      Numbers match what I've found (2-2.5 million seems to be the range) average weight of 2.5 tons yup (which also chimes to the weight given elsewhere). I can't find anything to support the claim that many were over 20,000 tons, the highest weight I could find a reference for is 50 tons. Given that, who cares that the best cranes today can lift 3000t?

      - It was 481 ft high at the time of construction. That's 1/3rd the height of the Empire State Building.

      Agreed. Its a mighty big pile.

      - It took approximately 10 years to build without using anything approaching what we'd call 'modern' machinery, to our knowledge, and weighs a total of 7 million tons (estimated) from 3 different types of stone (limestone, basalt, granite).

      The numbers match 2.5 million blocks at an average of 2.5t each more or less - good to see that you're remaining internally consistent. However general archaeological estimates gives building times of about twenty years, based upon surveys of the worker's settlements, graveyards etc. There is indeed no evidence of anything approaching modern machinery or materials that dates back to the mid-third millenium BC.

      The Empire State Building only took roughly 1/7th of that amount of time, weighing in at 365,000 tons, and took as many as 3,000 workers at any given time, despite having such modern conveniences as locomotion.

      Why the comparitives with the ESB? All I get from this is that industrial-era engineers can build a taller structure, using fewer materials, in much less time and using a smaller workforce. This is not news.

      - The horizontal cross section of the pyramid is square at any level, with each side measuring 751 feet

      ITYM size at the base here. I've already agreed its a big structure and well laid out. So they could build on the square and to impressive tolerances, fine.

      - There are areas within the giza pyramid that have hyroglyphs and odd structural design that, given our understanding of how the pyramids were made, could not have been made or put in place during building (in a vulnerable area) or after building (dark, enclosed area, and no soot on walls), and thus must've been fully constructed and put in place as a module

      Cite? I'm not clear on what you're driving at with this.

      - The ground area covered by the Giza pyramid alone is enough to accommodate St Peter's in Rome, the cathedrals of Florence and Milan, and Westminster and St Paul's in London combined.

      Yes its big. We agree.

      - The entire interior of the pyramids are harmonically tuned. (That's a physical characteristic, mind you, not some crazy new age nonsense.)

      And yet when I google 'giza harmonically tuned' I get a page of links all spouting new age crap (frequently the same newage crap). Unless you can give me some pointers to people who aren't obsessed with crystals, chakras, massive subterranean cities or hitech precursor civilisations, this goes into my 'whacky ideas for the next time I play Call of Cthulhu' file.

      - It was constructed directly on the Earth's equator (which was 30 south of the current magnetic pole at that logitude) and is a mirror of heavenly bodies - which, at the time of construction, wouldn't reach the alignmen

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    3. Re:Sheesh... Another Pyramidiot by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'd provide citations, but I don't have any online; I recalled all what I wrote from things I've read. Sorry for any errors in the transition (the 20,000 ton stone is probably one such error).

      AFAICS this sort of thing would be true of pretty much any location in the Lower Kingdom. Is it your contention that the pyramid builders chose Giza for some other reason than it was in the middle of the country that they lived in?

      Yes, it would be true about the location of Giza in rough terms to the rest of the world: the Great Pyramid could have easily been placed elsewhere in lower Egypt to achieve the same result. However, the same precise measurements would then not apply.

      Most of what I stated above I read about in a book called "The Atlantis Blueprint" by Colin Wilson - I don't know if he's one of the quacks you refered to in your OP, but I do know that the book is well researched (roughly 1/5th of the book is appendix/references), seemingly mathematically sound (from what this college student could determine), incredibly dense (he tends to jump around a bit, as everything in the book is complexly interconnected), and does a fairly good job of avoiding making claims about anything that he couldn't colaborate with evidence (mentions several quackpots and summarily dismisses them as such). I was quite skeptical while reading it at first, but he won me over with fairly sound reasoning. I got it at B&N on a lark on a Sunday afternoon, not expecting it to be too interesting (ie, realistic/scientific), and was pleasantly surprised that it was.

      There's a fair bit of talk in there about the Great Pyramid, and pyramids in general, as they're somewhat central to the theme of the book: that there was a world-wide sea-faring civilization pre-dating the previous magnetic pole shift that was subsequently destroyed by the chatostrophic effects of the pole shift. The points of construction of many ancient spiritual sites were built on the points of a geological survey that was conducted by this civilization prior to the pole shift in an attempt to find out exactly what was happening to their earth (there's evidently evidence of a lot of geographical change prior to the pole shift that would've caused a fair bit of harm, roughly 2,000 years prior to the pole shift).

      Anyway, despite how quackpotishly odd my little description above sounds, it's a good book, and at the very least entertaining for someone that enjoys reading complex associations. As near as I can tell, it takes a very scientific approach, having as many as half a dozen references per page. I highly recommend it if you've got any interest in history.

      Sorry to come off as an ass in my earlier post. The intention wasn't such; I think I just got a bit irked that you called the Great Pyramid a "pile of rocks". :)

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  189. Re:Miniature Elephants? Awesome... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

    Fossil miniature elephants, even miniature mammoths (yeah, if there ever was a word pair worth the label of oxymoron) have been known for a long time. The last dwarfed mammoths are know from perhaps as late as 8000 years from Wrangel Island, off the coast of Siberia. Dwarf mammoths are also known from the Channel Islands off California, dwarf elephants from several Mediterranean islands. It's an evolutionary phenomenon known as island dwarfism.

  190. only 18'000 ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just want to point out that they have smaller
    skulls (and brains) but they have the same size of
    eye socket so they had eyes the same size like a
    "modern" human!
    also to just quote the volume of the skull as
    a measurement for intelligence this is wrong, size
    say you have a huge skull volume but a average
    nerve cell is like the size you find in a squid you
    coulden't get 100 billion nerves cells, so maybe
    this small indonesians had smaller skulls but maybe
    just the same amount of nerve cells, but smaller
    ones ...?
    (maybe they'll try to clone one - jurassic park?)
    the tiny elephant is noteworthy too ...

  191. Re: non-human? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > Maybe you are afraid to admit that evolutionary science is full of holes

    Name three.

    > I did not say anything about being a creationist

    I notice you aren't actually denying it, either.

    Sometimes people give away more than they intend to.

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  192. Re: non-human? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1



    > It's good to be skeptical about this "New Human Species!!!" claim. Because claims like this have been wrong 100% of the time in the past

    Claims "like this" in what sense? Are you unaware how many hominid species have been found, and have withstood the test of time?

    > I have no reason to put my confidence in this discovery until more research has been done.

    It's always good to withold judgement on fresh discoveries. But at least they published their find in Nature rather than at a press conference, like discoverers of Atlantis are prone to do.

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  193. The Time Machine by tepples · · Score: 1

    That's tender young juicy Hobbit meat you are talking about.

    The four-foot-tall Eloi taste better because by AD 802701, they're bred to. And they look like those Precious Moments figurines.

  194. The biblical flood and plate tectonics by tepples · · Score: 1
    I'm waiting to find out how the giant lizards and the pygmie elephants got from the top of Mount Sinai to this island as well.

    Before the flood, all landmass was Pangaea. Earthquakes set in motion tectonic movements.

    1. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      That assumes some form of evolution, of which bible-thumpers deny. The earth is as it was at the after the flood.

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    2. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by tepples · · Score: 1

      That assumes some form of evolution, of which bible-thumpers deny.

      Christian creation theorists argue that when God created the animals about 5,800 years ago, He created each after its kind with genes fit for all sorts of environments. Over the years, some genes got turned off by mutations, allowing each animal to specialize to a specific habitat and niche. For instance, aggressiveness genes got bred out of wolves to create the family dog, and further genes got bred out to change the appearance.

      "What happened to the dinosaurs?" The largest of animals, called "behemoth" and "leviathan" by the ancients, lost some growth-hormone inhibitor genes so that their offspring could eat the taller foliage and eventually became so large that God didn't want them to fit into the ark.

      If you're curious about what Judeo-Christian creation theorists have come up with to reconcile the ideas of the first chapters of the Bible with the physical evidence, read this site.

    3. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Theorists?

      That must be some new usage of the term with which I'm not familiar.

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    4. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Uhm, as far as I knew Christians do not believe in any form of evolution. As soon as you throw the word in, you acknowledge the possibility of Darwin.

      Furthermore, until a creation theorist accepts the theory of carbon dating, they cannot be called scientists, and ergo dismiss any form of empirical reasoning.

      And while were at it, if the bible is the first book, we acknowledge that history is as old as written text, yet there are no written accounts of man walking with dinosars.

      And how the hell did the Kangaroos and Koalas make it to Australia after the flood? God give them jet packs?

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    5. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by tepples · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, until a creation theorist accepts the theory of carbon dating, they cannot be called scientists

      What if the flood itself changed the typical ratios of C14 to C12 and N14?

      And how the hell did the Kangaroos and Koalas make it to Australia after the flood?

      Roos and koalas were on that land just before the flood. You'd be surprised at what a worldwide flood can do to plate tectonics.

    6. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      What if the flood itself changed the typical ratios of C14 to C12 and N14?
      Has any other flood done that? Humour me for a second being a a bit dense:
      C14 -> C12 + N14
      Am I missing something?

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    7. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the flood itself changed the typical ratios of C14 to C12 and N14?

      Then we would see it when we were calibrating C14 charts; we would see vast changes in C14 ratios around 4,000 years ago in tree rings and lake varves.

      How do we look at tree rings? You have a really old tree, say 4000 years old. You measure the C-14 level in the middle of the tree, on the outside of the tree, and so on; you know how old a given part of the tree is by counting rings. You then see how much C-14 you have for a given known age.

      At this point, you know how much C-14 the world had 4000 (or whatever the age of the tree is) years ago. You then take a tree that died a few thousand years ago and do the same thing; you can determine how old the tree really is because this tree died when the first tree was alive; just measure the C14 on the outside of the tree.

      You can go well past 10,000 years in the past with C-14 dating this way. In fact, a process similiar to this is how we came up with C-14 calibration charts.

      Not good enough for you? Ok, we can look at lake varves:

      http://home.entouch.net/dmd/age.htm

      Carbon dating of organic materials gives us the same calibration as the tree ring game I gave you above.

      So, assuming that C-14 does decay a certain amount, and assuming that C-14 levels are constant, we compare the results of that assumption with the assumption that trees grow one ring a year, and the assumption that certain lakes deposit one varve a year. All of the assumptions have been independently made, are reasonable assumptions, and support each other. And they all agree that we can date the earth to be at least 10,000 years old. And we don't find any evidence of a global flood 4,000 years ago.

      (Yes, this is a repost from somewhere else in the thread)

    8. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1
      And while were at it, if the bible is the first book, we acknowledge that history is as old as written text, yet there are no written accounts of man walking with dinosars.
      Wouldn't you have a tough time believing those documents, even if the documents were correctly dated? Isn't it easier to believe that it is a lie, halucination, or honest mistake?
      And how the hell did the Kangaroos and Koalas make it to Australia after the flood? God give them jet packs?
      What difference does it make? If people brought them there, would that change your mind? That doesn't prove evolution or creation, from what little I know.
    9. Re:The biblical flood and plate tectonics by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      You'd be surprised at what a worldwide flood can do to plate tectonics.

      Perhaps you meant "You'd be surprised at what creationists believe a worldwide flood can do to plate tectonics", although I for one would not be.

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  195. How they got to the island... by Ritorix · · Score: 1

    From the Scientific American interview:
    "KW: How deep are the waters surrounding Flores?
    PB: ...We know Stegodon, like elephants, could swim large distances. Elephants are occasionally found five to 10 kilometers out to sea, and Flores is not so far from Komodo, and Komodo is not so far from the other islands in the chain. So you can easily think of elephant relatives swimming across here. ...The queston is whether [early humans] used watercraft..."


    The answer is obvious. Hobbits rode on elephants to the islands.

  196. Re:Isolation on an island makes smaller individual by mefus · · Score: 1

    Homo Neanderthalis are believed to have disappeared about 30,000 years ago. I would find it remarkable if descendants of Homo Erectus outlasted them.

    I was totally with you until that last bit. Why would that be remarkable? If their niche is preserved (or one is always found by them) free of competitive elements (think: small isolated island) there's no reason they should disappear.

    The same argument can be made for Homo baggins.

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  197. Why "hobbit" sized by changomacho · · Score: 1

    The most depressing thing about scientists is that we have to hear their tired literarary references. Yeah we get it. Perhaps middle-earth actually existed. woaooohh.

  198. Re:Isolation on an island makes smaller individual by geoswan · · Score: 1

    It is remarkable because, up until the discovery of these specimens, Homo Erectus was believed to have gone extinct over 100,000 years ago.

  199. Re:Isolation on an island makes smaller individual by mefus · · Score: 1

    That is a different subject. Earlier you said it was remarkable that H. erectus outlasted H. neanderthalensis. Now you are saying it is remarkable their descendents are discovered to have survived so long after their disappearance. Either one of these is problematic.

    Not to mention the fact that it is the descendents of H. erectus that are the subject under discussion and not H. erectus itself. It seems perfectly logical to me that H. erectus itself may have died out but an isolated clade continued while diverging into something altogether different. Not revolutionary (or remarkable) but merely evolutionary.

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  200. I guess you've never been to high school by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Homophobia is pro religion because there's no other way to justify ignorant hatred of something one doesn't understand.

    Come on, what about jocks or other groups that harras gays or other "fringe" groups (their thinking, not mine). Are you saying that every jock is a born again christain? Hardly. Humans need no justification at all to hate someone else besides them being different from themselves. Or would you also say racism is all religious as well?

    The problem of course that you also have with attacking religion with homophobia is that not all religions are against it. So it just makes YOU look silly when you attack religion based on it. And what about the friends of mine that are gay and also catholic? You are essentially attacking the religion they believe very strongly in. You make the issue black and white and just like every other issue it's just not so. Make fun of ignorant people but don't brush any religious group wholesale with that same thinking.

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  201. Speciation or Specilization? by macz · · Score: 1
    Are there subsequent generations preceding the 7 found that were taller and taller? Or did they all start off this small?

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  202. Thus the difference between... by copponex · · Score: 1

    Thus the difference between "justified" hate and ignorant hate. If you simply hate something you don't understand, you're ignorant. If you hate something you don't understand and you have some ancient text as your supposed basis for it, you're holy.

    I don't care what race or sexual orientation you are - if you believe that the millions of tragedies that happen every day in this world are somehow guided by a supernatural being or force, you're absolutely kidding yourself.

    Muslims are killing Hindus, Christians are killing Muslims, Jews are killing Muslims, Muslims are killing Jews, and no miracle has happened in favor or against anyone.

    If God acts at all, it must be through people. So why waste time and resources doing anything but God's will? Is it God's will for me to get a new laptop? Is it God's will for some asshole on television to get another Bentley? Is it God's will for you to talk about how important it is to help the poor on Sunday, and do nothing every day? Is it God's will for us to kill 12,000 innocent Muslims in Iraq? Is it God's will for Muslims and Jews in Palestine to kill each other?

    Religion is complete in it's comfort and completely untrue, because it allows you to believe you're right when you are wrong.

  203. Re:Intra species appearance variation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Did you know:_____________________________________

    • ___________________________________________
    • Kale - gross
    • _____________________________
    • Cabbage - yummy
    • __________________________
    • Broccoli - yummy
    • _________________________
    • Brussell's Sprouts - yummy
    • _______________
    • Kholrabi - gross
    • _________________________
    • Cauliflour - yummy
    • _______________________
    _____________________________________________

    Are all the same species!??_______

  204. Re:Brains sizes and 'intelligence' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These things had chimp-sized brains, but used fire. Clearly, there is more to technology using intelligence than brain size. Heck. If brain size were all that mattered, elephants, whales, dolphins, etc would be the smarties. Hominids seem to have evolved some sort of trick - a gimmick to be able to think in certain ways. At some point size has to matter, but imagine how many vaccum tubes it would take to equal a stick of the memory in your modern computer....

  205. And that is irony in action by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I don't care what race or sexual orientation you are - if you believe that the millions of tragedies that happen every day in this world are somehow guided by a supernatural being or force, you're absolutely kidding yourself.

    It's absolutley wrong to be intolerant of people based on sexual orientation, but OK to deride them based on faith they may have in some higher being that you cannot proove or disprove. I see. Glad you clarified your position.

    If God acts at all, it must be through people.

    Why? That sounds like a pretty stupid kind of god to me. I can also see you've never played Populous.

    Religion is complete in it's comfort and completely untrue, because it allows you to believe you're right when you are wrong.

    Just like you take comfort in being so sure that all religion is a fallacy, some people choose to rely on religion as a mental crutch. But not all do so, just like not all those that do not themselves belive is any given god are so ready at the sttack of those that do.

    Look up the definition of intolerance and then consider your own viewpoint.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:And that is irony in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's absolutley wrong to be intolerant of people based on sexual orientation, but OK to deride them based on faith they may have in some higher being that you cannot proove or disprove. I see. Glad you clarified your position.

      Yes, because the former is something natural, while the latter is just superstition.

  206. Re: non-human? by sfox31231 · · Score: 1

    1. Make me some matter by accident, or energy even 2. While your feeling energetic document progress of that matter into a organism 3. I will tell you when you solve one an two.

  207. Re:non-human? by sfox31231 · · Score: 1

    1. Make me some matter by accident, or energy even 2. While your feeling energetic document progress of that matter into a organism 3. I will tell you when you solve one and two.

  208. I am living proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe it. I never thought in my life time that my ancestors would be in the lime light.

    Anyhow, I think I'll straighten out the facts....
    Yes, my 7 ancestors were small, and it's due to the fact that basketball did not exist back then. So no one was pressured to become tall, and make millions throwing a ball into a hoop.

    Now, your probably wondering how tall I am. Well, I'm 5'9", pretty average huh; however, there still exists a limb that is 3 ft long. It's probably the only thing left that can be attributed to my "hobbit" ancestors.

    Ok, I gotta get back to work. By the way, the surviving descendents went onto to become porn and music video stars.

  209. For one, chimps are fairly intelligent... by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    (note, I may have gotten the branch points wrong, although they're also in a state of flux, see the link ahead)

    Chimps, which themselves have had 6 million years of evolution since our last common ancestor, aren't so stupid themselves. They use very simple tools and are capable (at least some Bonobos in captivity) of learning to understand human language. Not to mention that some argument can be made to put paniscus and trogdolytes into the Homo genus. (Other species as closely related as chimps and humans do get put in the same genus. But there are political reasons to keep them as Pan and Homo, so it'll probably be a couple of decades before the naming move is made.)

    But as this webpage points out (and note the nice side and back views of the skull: most news stories are only showing the front views):
    "The accompanying paper on the archaeology also shows the tools found with these little hominids; these weren't simple apes. They were making some wicked weapons and carving tools."

    When you look at the graph of brain size vs height for human species on that same page, there is an overlap between erectus and sapiens, and erectus was notable for fire and for creatively making up new stone tools. What I'd assume is that as H.f. became smaller, evolutionary pressure would have maintained as much intelligence as possible... slightly denser grey matter, losing acuity in less important senses. Suppose we'll have to wait for the scans of the insides of the skulls to show what folding is visible there.

    I'm not surprised that any member of the Homo family shows intelligence-- we've been doing that for a few million years, and simply shrinking one cousin species ought not to remove too much of it as its a major part of what we are.

  210. Last one... by copponex · · Score: 1

    I can't prove or disprove anything as far as the existence of God. It's very hard to prove that something doesn't exist.

    I can say without hesitation that there have been no reliably recorded miracles, ever. So, if you think that they do exist, I'm going to say that you're wrong, or derisively, that you're kidding yourself.

    I can also say with a great amount of certainty that you do not follow whatever religion you claim for yourself, nor have you read the entire text, but that's entirely typical of a religious person. Your reasoning is not based on fact, but emotional attachment or feeling. You don't feel the need to become completely familiar with the things you claim to believe, because you believe.

    If all sins are the same, and you ignore any law of God for the sake of compatibility with your modern lifestyle, how can you pretend that you are a true believer? Either every word is true, or the whole thing is a suggestion like everything else. Trust me, I wish I could get everyone to fully read the Old and New Testament as well as the Qu'ran without someone biased for that religion "guiding" them through it, but the reality is that very few people have even read a tenth of any of them.

    It's not comforting to see nothing beyond my natural life. It's not comforting to think that people are suffering with no chance of redemption, and that people who are truly evil will never be punished. On the other hand, it would be foolish to pretend things were different to make myself feel better.

  211. Idiot to the end by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The funny thing in the end is that I AM NOT RELIGIOUS! Thus my posiiton in regard to sin is unassaliable. I knew you thought I was but it just goes to show how deep your intolerance runs. You just can't fathom something arguing in support of faith without being a "true believer".

    I have friends that are and do not believe that considering them idiots does anything for me and them. What a sad life to consider the majority of the people on the planet fools. By doing so you are saying that you would rather be miserable than to admit that possibly someone else could be correct on a point you can't even disprove! WHy not admit it's a point that is unresolvable, let you and them have differences on that issue and debate on other topics with more substance?

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley