As if Java and Javascript weren't already confused enough.
Here goes a whole new round of n00b education.
Maybe on the plus side javascript will begin to suck less.
GF: Why are they writing about the Soviets in the past tense?
Me: Er, because they're in the past?
GF: Huh?
Me: Um, the Soviet Union collapsed more than a decade ago. Didn't you know that?
GF: Get out of here! I thought China was still around.
Me: Honey, the Soviet Union is modern day Russia. Not China.
GF: What? I thought Soviets were commies, and the Chinese are commies.
Me: Yes, but the Soviets were Russians.
GF: The Russians are Chinese?
Me: No! NO! NOO!
GF: Jesus. You don't have to yell! I was just asking!
Me: Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
GF: So how do the Nazis fit into all this?
Me: NAZIS!? Are you pulling my leg?
GF: I'm not!
Me:...then I'm leaving you.
GF:...
Cockroaches are interesting enough to have been the focus of one X-Files episode, War of the Coprophages
In the X-Files episode "War of The Coprophages" cockroaches are seen to group together to murder people. The character Dr. Berenbaum (based on the University of Illinois entomologist) suggests that it is actually swarms of flying cockroaches that are responsible for most UFO sightings (they generate an electro-static field which can be illuminated dependent on atmospheric conditions). In one of the scenes, a cockroach that escaped can be seen crawling over the camera, making it appear that the viewer's television has become infested. Though the shot was not planned, the producers decided to leave it in the episode.
Slashdot Mirror
I find your needs disturbing.
*sympathetic pat* :)
Hi, you must be new here.
Here goes a whole new round of n00b education.
Maybe on the plus side javascript will begin to suck less.
You mean Java right, you n00b.
Yeah! Everybody should conform to non-conformism. Everyone would be unique, just like everybody else. XD
Maybe it was Hades, Cthulhu, or Lucifer. I mean there's got to be some depths even those guys wouldn't sink to.
- Give it to Sony ...?
...?
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- Give it to Bill Gates
- Give it your ex-girlfriend
- Give it to your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend
- Give it to me
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If someone says stop, goes limp, even if he's just faking it, the fight is over.
But later on it was dropped, and this was the new third rule
Only two guys to a fight.
Wikipedia talks about it too
.There are cute little wires in handphones, yes.
...all crimes are caught. But not necessarily prevented.
He accurately predicted the Oscars using his Da Colbert Code. Watch him celebrate.
I don't know much about Free Will, but I do believe in Free Willy.
There's no big conspiracy. I just have a really annoying girlfriend.
BTW Lord Kano, didn't Sonya kill you in the first MK movie? =P
GF: Why are they writing about the Soviets in the past tense? ...then I'm leaving you. ...
Me: Er, because they're in the past?
GF: Huh?
Me: Um, the Soviet Union collapsed more than a decade ago. Didn't you know that?
GF: Get out of here! I thought China was still around.
Me: Honey, the Soviet Union is modern day Russia. Not China.
GF: What? I thought Soviets were commies, and the Chinese are commies.
Me: Yes, but the Soviets were Russians.
GF: The Russians are Chinese?
Me: No! NO! NOO!
GF: Jesus. You don't have to yell! I was just asking!
Me: Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
GF: So how do the Nazis fit into all this?
Me: NAZIS!? Are you pulling my leg?
GF: I'm not!
Me:
GF:
You can't make this shit up I tell you.
Er, you just did it too. Oh my god, it's spreading.
I have enough problems without slashdot starting to sound like my girlfriend.
Would the downloadable content include porn?
Er, I'm asking this in order to, er, protect my girlfriend's sensibilities. Can't have her unwittingly downloading such naughty stuff you know. =)
If a site's content is good, people come regardless.
Slashdot's popularity is an anomaly though...
Okay, I realise most people here have never had a chance to partake in this activity after they were born, but you get the picture.
In the X-Files episode "War of The Coprophages" cockroaches are seen to group together to murder people. The character Dr. Berenbaum (based on the University of Illinois entomologist) suggests that it is actually swarms of flying cockroaches that are responsible for most UFO sightings (they generate an electro-static field which can be illuminated dependent on atmospheric conditions). In one of the scenes, a cockroach that escaped can be seen crawling over the camera, making it appear that the viewer's television has become infested. Though the shot was not planned, the producers decided to leave it in the episode.
...back.
- T-800
Oops. I may have misquoted somebody.
Windows users aren't necessarily gay, you insensitive clod.
I thought of SEX.
Don't judge me.
We can add slashdot to that site now.
I'm modding the article using the new mod options.
I mean, there's nothing in it about ponies!!! In fact it sounds more like news for nerds. =(