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  1. Addiction Is Not Destructive! on Pr0n's Effect On Society · · Score: 5, Funny
    Most addictions are to do with internal emptiness, wanting to fill up dead space, and addiction is always destructive.'"

    Porn not bad. I can good still type.

  2. Time for a motto change? on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: -1

    Did No Evil.

  3. Re:Why doesn't Microsoft... on Two Unofficial IE Patches Block Attacks · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why doesn't Microsoft just tell people to switch to Ubuntu and use Firefox? It would save them a hassle and a lot of work.

    Are you related to my girlfriend? Because she asks smart questions like you. =)

  4. At First Glance on Slashdot Firefox Extension · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought this extension allowed me to slashdot sites while I browse. :O)

    Seriously though, I like this feature:


    * You can choose to have all Slashdot pages styled like one of Slashdot's sections. For example, if you're a fan of the Games section's hideous purple and black color scheme, you can have every Slashdot page look just as horrifying!
  5. Re:Foolproof Security? on 3D Face Imaging in 40 Milliseconds · · Score: 1

    Girls' pants are pretty fullproof to most people here.

  6. If this isn't a premature April Fools Joke... on Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring · · Score: 1

    ...then I believe I speak for all of us when I say WTF!??!

  7. Re:All empires on Forbes Says Vista Not People Ready · · Score: 2, Funny
    All empires...fall.

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  8. Re:Beowulf Cluster on Aging Japan Looks to Bots For Care · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hrm, i'd like a Beowulf Cluster of these! What would you do with a Beowulf Cluster of old people?

  9. Re:erm on Vista May Put Anti-Spyware Companies Out · · Score: 1

    It runs?

  10. Re:My Java Profiler Written in C on Build Your Own Java Performance Profiling Tool · · Score: 1
    Judging by your l33t skillz, even if you'd written in Java, all you'd get would be
    java.lang.NullPointerException
    .
  11. My Java Profiler Written in C on Build Your Own Java Performance Profiling Tool · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    It's surprisingly accurate for all the Java programs I've tested it on.
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main() {
    printf( "Slooooooowwww..." );
    printf( "Memory usage...HIGH!!!" );
    return 0 ;
    }
    I'm just kidding. Put down your guns Java fanbois.
  12. Re:Nothing To See Here on Internet Searches Reveal CIA's Secrets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it work for pr0n sites?

    Er, I'm just asking for a friend.

    ^_^

  13. Re:Anyone else Railed-out? on Exploring Active Record · · Score: 2, Informative
    I want init() functions.

    90% of the time, when you call an init() function, you're going to call a free() function too. Let C++ do the grunt work for you. Use the RAII pattern.

    Put your init() code in the constructor and your free() code in the destructor. That way you won't forget to call free().

    Heck I don't even like C++ for fogging-over-functionality with inheritance, virtual functions and overloading.

    You don't have to use those C++ features if you don't want to. You can program in C-style in C++ if you wish. virtual and inheritance are optional. These days templates do most of what inheritance and virtual functions can do. And I don't understand why you would dislike overloading. Aren't you tired of thinking up names for functions that do the same thing, but just take different number of arguments?

  14. Author's a chick! on Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool · · Score: 1

    I just realised the author is a chick. If you're reading this Solveig Haugland, ignore my parent post and go out with me.

  15. I Saw This Movie on Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    I saw this movie. You're going to die horribly.

    And since you're a /. user, you're going to die a virgin.

  16. Ban Girls on University Bans wi-fi as Health Concern · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ban Girls! They're too distracting. Like this one, she's

  17. Re:Great Jobs at EA? on Landing the Internship or Full-Time Job · · Score: 1
    I thought the only thing a job at EA was good for was giving you a bleeding ulcer within 5 years...

    Yet people still work there.

    And btw, non sequiturs are not automatically funny.

  18. Re:It's funny that you should say that. on Pro C# · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, I know what you mean. The only computing books that I think are actually worth buying now ones that focus on algorithms, graphics, data structures and math. There's little point in purchasing a language programming book, since the author probably got his knowledge from the web too.

    On the other hand, a book devoted to examples, like say a C# almanac where source code listings and examples are listed for separate APIs, I may consider.

  19. Kill Two Birds With One Stone on Pro C# · · Score: 4, Informative

    With this book.

    Seriously though, unless you're a newbie programmer, I just suggest reading the C# language specifications, and browsing the web for tutorials on .NET.
  20. So That's Where it Went! on Scientists Witness Meteor Strike on the Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I thought my Meteor Strike didn't work. I just need to polish up my aiming.

  21. Lots of detractors here on Bjarne Stroustrup Previews C++0x · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But considering that lots of OSS projects like Firefox and KDE still use C++, not to mention commercial games like World of Warcraft, C++ probably does have some saving merits.

  22. Re:pretend you didn't rent it. on GIMP 10th Anniversary Splash Contest Winner Announced · · Score: 0
    For me especially, because my girlfriend would probably tell my wife.

    Sounds like your girlfriend and your wife have a healthy relationship. Lesbians?

  23. Re:Sounds like an Anime plot on Japanese Chip Makers to Unite · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Actually it's too coherent to be in anime. There are no dwarfs or unicorns.

    Now that's what I call a non sequitur.

  24. Why isn't... on Evolution Named Scientific Achievement of 2005 · · Score: 1
    ..cloning in the list!? =(

    ...if you don't get it, read this.

  25. Re:He's with good company on Bill Gates, Time Magazine "Person of the Year" · · Score: 1
    If Time wanted to put a man like Hitler or Stalin on the cover this year they had more than one choice. The choice that comes to my mind is W.

    Hmm...W...W...Washington?