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  1. Re:It's a non-issue on Open Source in Politics? · · Score: 0

    No, no, vote for me. My opponent kills kittens in his spare time. And eats them.

    Why yes, I am a Senator. Why do you ask?

  2. Re:Ease vs Flexibility on Gentoo 2006.0 Screenshot Tour · · Score: 0
    This will be pretty nice when it's finals week and I accidentally mess something up and just need it to work again, now.

    I think you mean, that will be pretty nice when it's several days before finals week and you accidentally mess something up and need it to work by finals week.

  3. Re:Only Unsafe Stuff, Right? on Japan to Discourage Sale of Old Electronics · · Score: 0

    Well, as long as they don't shock people. So as long as you don't use that 486 to access goatse, yeah.

  4. Re:wha? on The 2006 Taipei Game Show · · Score: 0

    Well, yeah. Haven't you ever played Warcraft? Geez, kids these days.

  5. Biggest change: on A Look at GNOME 2.14 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The "File" menu has been disabled in all programs. GNOME proponents stated that the change is to ensure that end users "aren't confused by all of the big words, like 'exit' and 'print.'" The Edit menu has been removed in most programs.

  6. My rights online on PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you for this useful insight into my online rights. Keep up the good work, slashdot! :)

  7. Re:Finally, a real use for... on DARPA's 'Social Puppet' · · Score: 5, Funny
    "i've noticed you're trying to calm a crowd of trigger happy extremists. would you like to use the "Middle East Crowd" wizard?"

    ...at an NRA meeting.

  8. Re:I don't know why on The 360's Position in the Next-Gen War · · Score: 1

    I have just created a new game console. I call it the Phantom. I expect to lose $10 trillion on it.

    *TEN YEARS LATER*

    The Phantom was a raging success!

  9. I wonder why. on Intel Looks Beyond the Microchip · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, AMD keeps looking at the microchip, because they're winning at it.

  10. Re:Can somebody please explain... on Tech Support to the Stars · · Score: 3, Funny
    Lots of people's lives are dull and unhappy. Its nice to hear about rich and wonder what its like.

    ...dull, unhappy, and filled with gold?

  11. Re:"secure" on Military Testing WMD Sensors at Super Bowl · · Score: 1

    No, obviously it should be trusted to people who have proven themselves to be trustworthy. If you open the code to qualified, benevolent outsiders, you get many of the benefits of open source with none of the downsides.

  12. Re:"secure" on Military Testing WMD Sensors at Super Bowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the article summary, the software is open source. So everything should be fine unless some terrorist discovers a gaping security flaw in the code and doesn't tell anybody.

    Personally, I wouldn't open-source software this important, just because the ratio of potential abusers to fixers, not to mention the potential damage done, is so high.

  13. Re:I'm Job Searching on .Net Programmers Fall in CNN's Top 5 In-Demand · · Score: 1

    My school uses Pascal and QBasic.

    I go to such a great school.

  14. Re:Kill me...kill me please. on .Net Programmers Fall in CNN's Top 5 In-Demand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a shortage of blind monkeys missing three fingers that want to learn these languages.

    Anyway, just because it's easy to learn doesn't necessarily mean that it's a bad programming language. It just means that it's an easy to learn one.

  15. I can see it now. on Microsoft to Enter Handheld Market? · · Score: 5, Funny

    XBox Portable. Only two cubic feet. Weighs less than twenty pounds. A whopping megabyte of RAM.

  16. Re:what's the point of a 1 billion page sample? on A Statistical Review of 1 Billion Web Pages · · Score: 1

    According to Google, sqrt(1 000 000 000) = 31 622.7766

    Which is slightly larger than 1.

  17. Re:Cool, does it run under KDE? on IE7 Leaked · · Score: 1
    Microsoft isn't incapable of writing bad software

    They've proven that time and again.

  18. Re:ya..Verry impressive and all... on Turn an Optical Mouse into a Scanner · · Score: 3, Funny

    The program is written in Visual Basic. So no.

  19. Re:In other news ... on French Military Police Switches to Firefox · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that was inddeed supposed to be a jab at the military for not adopting new technology.

  20. In other news ... on French Military Police Switches to Firefox · · Score: 0

    The military police of the US have just adopted the use of WorldWideWeb.

  21. Re:Judging by their screenshots... on Songbird the Open Source iTunes? · · Score: 1

    It's still pre-alpha. I'd expect they'll get a unique look by the release.

  22. Re: Immanuel Kant syas there is "moral wrong" on Xbox Modders Charged Under DMCA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Someone just finished Philosophy 101 and wants to look smart.

    Here's a hint. Kant and real life are completely different things. And not everybody is a Kantian.

  23. Re:Should ISP's shut down P2P filesharing? on P2P Population Growing Again · · Score: 0, Redundant

    P2P software designer: "Oh no! We can't use port 9256 any more! Whatever shall we do?"
    *changes one line of code*
    LATER:
    P2P software designer: "Oh no! We can't use port 1839 any more! Whatever shall we do?"
    *changes one line of code*
    LATER:
    P2P software designer: "Oh no! We can't use port 6291 any more! Whatever shall we do?"
    *changes one line of code*
    LATER:
    P2P software designer: "Oh no! We can't use port 7923 any more! Whatever shall we do?"
    *changes one line of code*
    LATER:
    P2P software designer: "Oh no! We can't use port 2963 any more! Whatever shall we do?"
    *changes one line of code*
    LATER:
    P2P software designer: "Oh well, guess I'll just use port 80. Or port 3128. Or whatever."
    *changes one line of code*

  24. Re:This makes me feel so old and so sad on Retrofit Your Web Pages For Wireless Compatibility · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you ever even SEEN an image that's been resized by the browser? They almost always look like crap.

  25. They keep programming? on Where Do All of the Old Programmers Go? · · Score: 1

    Both my parents are in their late 50s, and still programming. Flawed observation --> flawed conclusion, etc.