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  1. Re:Nonsense on Linux Needs Critics · · Score: 1

    It used to be called xserialkiller

  2. Re:Let me be the first critic on Linux Needs Critics · · Score: 1

    Linux needs critics, dude. Try to post something like

    "I tried it a couple of times. Didn't much care for it"

  3. Royal Navy anti slavery actions on Obamas Give Queen Elizabeth an iPod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a good article here

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/abolition/royal_navy_article_01.shtml

    It's actually an incredibly cool story.

  4. Re:It's April 2 now on Microsoft Asks Fed For Bailout · · Score: 2, Funny

    April 1st last much longer than that in Redmond.

  5. Re:Why not? Ascii is everything. on Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx · · Score: 1

    I like the way the at least three people have modded it Interesting or Informative.

  6. Re:As Always.... on Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why not make a story about the churches of Scientology and Pastafarianism merging? That would be much more interesting.

    They are merging. Haven't you heard?

  7. Re:Why not? Ascii is everything. on Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx · · Score: 5, Informative

    How the hell are you supposed to see the ponies if you don't have a graphical browser? ASCII art? There aren't any ASCII ponies, and if I have my way there never will be.

    DOWN WITH ASCII PONIES!!!

    http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/farm.htm#horse

  8. Re:Slashdot achievements on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    What about if your comment implying that the faq comment that implied it will stay around is part of the joke? Hell maybe this comment implying your comment is part of the joke may itself be part of the joke.

    A fellow could go mad thinking about this stuff. Who knows how far down the rabbit hole goes.

  9. Re:"Waffle & Bluster"?! on The Guardian Shifts To Twitter After 188 Years of Ink · · Score: 1

    I think you'd appreciate Benny Hill and The Two Ronnies. Though some of the later contains political parodies that you might be confused or angered by.

  10. Re:I should feel outraged, but I'm more YDI on Cellular Repo Man · · Score: 1

    True, you can always pony up the $200-$300 bucks up front and buy the laptop and sort out the data yourself.

  11. Re:semtex on Cellular Repo Man · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in the NSA a computer has just made a note that someone called Reality Master 201 knows the colour and texture of semtex.

  12. Re:Be the First to Ask Google to Stop, I Dare You on Should Google Be Forced To Pay For News? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The Economist is the only British news periodical that's any good.

    And yeah, I'm middle class classical liberal scum.

    Actually these days The Economist seems to have the whole print edition online, for free. Kind of cool, because it's hard to get in some places.

  13. Re:Exactly, women love cute and adoreable. on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    Putting the slash back in slashdot.

  14. Re:tinfoil is the answer on Reliability of Computer Memory? · · Score: 1

    I realise it's traditional not to RTFA here, but in the comment you replied to it said "It is not only the cosmic rays, but the plastic materials that the memory chip are encased in, these materials have small amounts of radioactive substances that will emit alpha particles occasionally".

    I.e. the bit flipping alpha particles come from the packaging, not from the outside world.

  15. Re:Memtest not perfect. on Reliability of Computer Memory? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Memtestx86 is bögus. My machine alwayS generated errors when I run the test but it works fOne otherwise ÿ

  16. Re:Does the law have the right direction? on Graphic Artists Condemn UK Ban On Erotic Comics · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That sounds furry to me. The sentence is death by crucifixion. Next!

  17. Re:We atheists have almost won! on UN Attacks Free Speech · · Score: 1

    Really, I find the whole "persecuted athiest" angle to be the most hilarious of all. Is one of you going to eventually become the apotheosis of rationality and die for the logic of all mankind?

    "Praise Science!"

    That would be Richard Dawkins.

  18. Re:Islamic groups are pushing censorship worldwide on UN Attacks Free Speech · · Score: 1

    Look at this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safiyya_bint_Huyayy#Battle_of_Khaybar

    The Muslims attacked a peaceful Jewish tribe. Muhammed tortured Safiya's husband until he found out where the tribe's treasure was and then killled him. Then he swapped Safiyya (who one of the other Muslims had enslaved) for some of his own slaves or cattle and then pronounced them 'married'.

  19. Re:Repent now, the end is near on The Global Warming Heretic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Second, it is also funny how since the beginning of history, groups of people have been claiming that the world is just fine:

    • Don't worry, that horse is a sign of the gods! Break the wall to let it pass!
    • Barbarians? How could that be a problem for the largest empire of the world?
    • Nah, the Turks are only talking—we Armenians will just have to endure some insults, like all the other times, that's all.
    • They've been persecuting us for almost two millennia now, yet we're still here.
    • Ivan, run this test tomorrow night on reactor 4. Stop whining about safety, nothing bad ever happened before.
    • Levee maintenance? Oh please, every how many years do we get a Cat 5?

    Predicting doom may or may not be right. Sometimes it happens, sometimes it does not. It is the merit of the question that has to be addressed, and if the consequences are claimed to be serious it should be a case for increased attention, not discredit.

    This post has finally convinced me that global warming is a serious problem.

  20. Re:Here we go again on Going Deep Inside Xserve Apple Drive Modules · · Score: 1

    According to Apple the pixie dust is in all parts of the ADM, including the rubber grommets.

    http://db.tidbits.com/article/10166

    Smart Carrier -- Part of the explanation for why an ADM costs significantly more than a bare retail drive revolves around the ADM carrier itself. It's not just a physical sled, but also includes a controller board, temperature sensor, and a pair of LEDs that report on both drive activity and drive status. The ADM's temperature sensor integrates with the Xserve's cooling system to increase airflow to drives that are getting too hot.

    Apple also told me that the rubber grommets that hold the drive to the ADM carrier are chosen specifically to match each drive's vibrational characteristics. Different drives use different types of rubber in an attempt to reduce vibration as much as possible. I gather this is a bit more important with the 15,000 RPM SAS drives, given their very high rotational speed.

    And if you believe that, I've got a $200 cable to sell you.

  21. Re:Required reading on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 1

    Boiling humans is ok. Here on planet Sirius 3 we boil abducted ones all the time. Best way to cook 'em. Sure they thrash around, but that's just reflexes. They're much too primitive to feel pain.

  22. Re:Chrome only browser ... on All Five Smartphones Survive Pwn2Own Contest · · Score: 1

    I pretty much only use Opera these days. Still there's a difference between being something I like and something which has a high market share.

  23. Re:Grandma can't run Linux? on Pwn2Own 2009 Winner Charlie Miller Interviewed · · Score: 1

    If you really have a thing for ogling old people using FOSS

    That sounds like the worst Rule 34 ever.

  24. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong on Why Fear the End of the R-Rated Superhero Movie? · · Score: 1

    As someone on imdb put it, it would be funny if they'd showed the nudity in the Vietnam sequences where all the Vietcong were running in terror from Doctor M.

  25. Re:Batman vs Watchmen on Why Fear the End of the R-Rated Superhero Movie? · · Score: 1

    Actually it would be funny to reboot the franchise again back into the Adam West era - all ZAP and POW popups during fights. Except that is that the actual fights are R rated ultraviolence with limbs getting lopped off people getting raped etc.

    In fact you'd film it as gorily as possible and put in the popups to get from NC17 to R. The special edition unrated DVD would just move the popups a bit.