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Why Fear the End of the R-Rated Superhero Movie?

brumgrunt writes "Last year, Marvel said that R-rated comic book superhero movies weren't in its future plans. Now, in the light of Watchmen's box office performance, Warner Bros is going the same way, meaning high-profile comic book superhero films will be restricted to the PG-13 rating at most. But is this a bad thing, and should we fear the end of the R-rated superhero movie?"

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  1. I can live with it by gruntled · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The graphic, lovingly photographed violence in Watchmen is what kept people away. Heck, it almost kept me away.

    1. Re:I can live with it by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting


      That's really strange. I went into it expecting it to be violent and gory and came out of it surprised at how low-key it was. Strange how differently we saw it.

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    2. Re:I can live with it by cgfsd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would have loved to take my nephew (who is 11) to the Watchmen.

      Violence was not the issue, the blue schlong was the issue.
      For some reasons parents don't mind violence, but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

    3. Re:I can live with it by Nutria · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For some reasons parents don't mind violence,

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      Well, yes, but not for the reason you think.

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    4. Re:I can live with it by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Pretty screwed up country. Europe seems to be the opposite.

    5. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet, a well-done film with gore and blood, like 300, grosses $456 million, and $ 70.1 million opening weekend. That's over 3 times as much as any movie's opening weekend going back to the last week of 2007 (2.5 months) - and that was a 4-day weekend.

      It's not the ultra-violence; it's the general shittiness of films like Watchmen. Only a handful of people go to see it (the comic lovers and the few who catch the advertising and think it's good, and bored teenagers) opening weekend, and then nobody tells their friends about it - because it sucks.

    6. Re:I can live with it by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Schlong will simply trigger too much questions which in case will take too much time to answer (and most answers will be a lie, like "it is God's indicator to sort out girls and boys", etc.). Also propably there is huge problem with fact that showing huge man's penis is signaling that he is ready for sex. And it is just another embarasing topic to talk about with kids.

      They don't this for kids, but for to avoid parent's embarrassment, so they don't have to waste their precious time with kids, but can stay late at work and work like slaves.

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    7. Re:I can live with it by foo1752 · · Score: 1

      What kept people away is that the movie sucked, it was way too long, and had too much Dr. Manhattan penis. It had nothing to do with the rating.

    8. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I didn't RTFA, but I assume they are saying they won't be making movies for adults anymore. Apparently the adult demographic matters not.

      I suspect this has a lot to do with brain-dead parenting over the last 25 years changing society's view of children into mini-adults. Everything marketed on television, even things that children cannot in any reasonable way use (like cars, alcohol, etc), is marketed to children. Television and movies have turned into mass-market-salesperson-training instructions. They are specifically designed to make children the main *advertiser* by filling their little heads up with details and suggestions how to convince their legal guardians to purchase wares.

      FFS go see a rated R movie. Tell society to get fucking bent for trying to turn your kids into mini-salespeople, and us adults into children. Tell the movie studios to get fucking bent for not catering to, or blatantly ignoring your demographic.

      The ratings exist for a purpose. Just because the movie is about a superhero, doesn't have to mean it's a child's movie! If they ever decide to do another "dark" superhero movie like the Punisher, or Dark Knight, or Watchmen; they'll never be able to do them any justice without being able to utilize the R rating. I will be skipping the new Wolverine movie for these very reasons. Wolverine is an extremely violent comic, and the trailers seem to be showing that aspect completely removed and "tweened" up for the PG-13 rating. Homogenizing the ratings before the films are even made is a terrible idea, and I for one will be boycotting every future superhero movie in a personal protest against these retarded studios.

    9. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh.. I assume the kid has one himself and doesn't need it explained to him.

      Violence is fine... murder is fine. Body parts they own are off limits.. female nipples are evil.. oh except for very young kids, then they are fine.

    10. Re:I can live with it by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would think it is almost the opposite of what you say (in a way).

      For most people graphic violence triggers an aversion. While graphic sex triggers a pleasant tingling.

      Additioanlly most of us have/will have sex, while most won't even have a chance to gun people down. This makes it easier for violence to be isolated into the pure fantasy realm.

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    11. Re:I can live with it by mewshi_nya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, yes. But the very fact that we obsess over being sex-saturated makes it worse. Think Victorian times - child prostitution and deviance went through the roof, due to the repression of something NORMAL.

    12. Re:I can live with it by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)"

      UH, which societies would those be? The ones that allow marriage as young as 12 or the ones that allow it even younger?

      There's this thing called biology that ensures that humans become sexually aware in their early teens, it's got very little to do with your society.

    13. Re:I can live with it by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      If an 11 year old girl or boy doesn't know the physical differences between the genders, then something's really wrong with that child's upbringing.

      I have two kids... 10 and 8... both of whom know the differences. No, they're not yet sexually aware... nor have I talked to them about it, but if they were to see nudity on screen (and who's to say they already haven't?) then I actually find it highly unlikely they'd ask any questions.

    14. Re:I can live with it by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you think, after having seen it, that Watchmen would be in any way acceptable for an 11 year old, your nephew's parents should get a restraining order.

      Let's see, aside from the handful of scenes of graphic violence (sawing off of arms, anyone?), how about the attempted rape, the sex scenes and, yes, the "blue schlong" that nobody can seem to wrap their minds around.

      This isn't directed at you, but many people today seem to almost WANT to expose kids to as much adult material as possible. Whether it's to prove they're "enlightened", or because they saw boobies in Nightmare on Elm St when they were 11 and thought it was cool, or what, I don't know. "Pretty screwed up world we live in", indeed.

      You can take an 11 year old to an R-rated movie, sure... but as a parent or guardian (IOW- an adult), you're supposed to exercise judgement based on your knowledge of the material, and the maturity of the child. Children DO imitate movies, whether you want to admit it or not. Face it, you yourself probably wish you could fight like Jason Bourne or sleep with pretty much any girl you want, like James Bond... but social structures and fear of looking like a moron (probably) prevent you from acting it out. Those social rules are much less effective on a child, which is why you see them acting out their favorite movie characters on the playground.

      In short, and I am sure this is an unpopular opinion these days, children are less capable than adults are when it comes to separating fantasy from reality. Hell, my 9 year old still occasionally asks me "did this really happen?" when we're watching a movie that is at least halfway plausible.

    15. Re:I can live with it by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      This statement makes me think back to watching movies with my parents when I was younger. People killing each other, blood, guts, gore, no prob, but two people have even an extended kiss in a movie, everyone gets unconfortable and one of them or me would leave the room. Sex scenes are just more offensive and/or disturbing than violence when a family is involved, I can't explain it, its just the way it is. Maybe one of our psychology knowledgeable /.ers can enlighten me.

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    16. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting. so what if they sport more nudity?

      does this mean that the USA is finally getting it's head out if it's ass and will turn down the violence and stop demonizing nudity and sex?

      Because only really stupid cultures demonize them.

      I personally though that the Watchmen was a masterpiece in cinematorgraphy. Just like Sin City.

      I guess americans want more "Homey dont play that with Flav-a-flav" and "blades of Fury" type movies.

    17. Re:I can live with it by grahamd0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      For some reasons parents don't mind violence,

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      About half of us were also born with schlongs.

    18. Re:I can live with it by Zebedeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      It is the product of a sexually repressed society that someone could consider the sight of female breasts or a limp schlong a sexual thing.

      People go around naked in many cultures, and I've never heard that it encourages sexual behaviour in children.

      In fact, it's the most repressed cultures which tend to exhibit more sexual devian behaviour. Case in point: the catholic church.

    19. Re:I can live with it by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      No, we're born babies. Then we're socialized.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      The average 8 year old could probably teach their parents some new things about sex. Precisely because it's a sex-saturated culture.
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      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      Well, yes, but not for the reason you think.

      Eh? Tell me again, how is seeing boobies going to scar a 6 yo kid for life? They already saw some shortly after birth. ZOMG THEY EVEN TOUCHED THEM! Think of the children! Ban breastfeeding!

      Contrast that to the disappearing pencil act in The Dark Knight. That's pure Nightmare Fuel.

    20. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember as a child (5 - 7 years old) that we would go swimming at school and get changed in unisex changing rooms. We all pretty much worked out the differences there, but we never even thought about it.

      UK, btw. I'm sure now that it's all segregated, and that we'll be raising a generation of repressed confused children. Might as well segregate them in the playground and at school too. They might hold hands or something.

      It's a glowy blue schlong, it's not erect. What might confuse the kids is the scene when the nerdy one fails to get it up with the hot bird, never mind the deeper issue that he can only get it up after doing dangerous superhero things.

      They'll all be viewing porn as teenagers anyway.

    21. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way too opposite. I don't mind the fee boobies or naked chick billboards. But I want to play my violent video games dammit. (looking at you Germany)

    22. Re:I can live with it by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      [quote]Hell, my 9 year old still occasionally asks me "did this really happen?" when we're watching a movie that is at least halfway plausible.[/quote]
      He seems to know when it is obviously fantasy, obviously reality and when it is halfway plausible ( i.e. he's not sure ) he asks. That's good, right?

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    23. Re:I can live with it by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is because violence happening between family members ( i.e. parent to child ) is more likely than sexual activity?

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    24. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I went into it expecting it to be a decent movie, but it sucked.

      Maybe if people made good rated R movies they would get better ratings.

    25. Re:I can live with it by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Europe is so ass backwards with its, socialism, communism, capitalism, dictatorships... FFS pick one!

      Pick a straw man, you mean?

      At least we have a Federal Reserve and a single currency. Are you using Lira or Euros? Pounds or Euros? Duetchmarks or Euros? Franks or Euros?

      The continent of North America has a single federal reserve, and US Dollars are the standard currency throughout? I don't think so.

      However, suggesting that Europe is LESS screwed up is pretty offensive to the descendants of, and the people, that sacrificed their lives to rescue Europe from the Germans, Russians, and Japanese.

      You lose the thread.

    26. Re:I can live with it by digitig · · Score: 1

      Eh? Tell me again, how is seeing boobies going to scar a 6 yo kid for life? They already saw some shortly after birth. ZOMG THEY EVEN TOUCHED THEM! Think of the children! Ban breastfeeding!

      Please don't give them ideas!

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    27. Re:I can live with it by gyranthir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For some reasons parents don't mind violence,

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      Well, yes, but not for the reason you think.

      You've never been outside the US then have you? England after watershed. The rest of Europe all the time. Nudity is kind of a fact of life everywhere but the censor happy US....

    28. Re:I can live with it by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not a new idea. Penn and Teller did a great show on boobs (incl. breastfeeding) on Bullshit.

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    29. Re:I can live with it by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't want to make too much from your choice of phrasing, but, "won't even have a chance to gun people down"!?

      May I suggest, "won't ever have reason to gun people down," or "won't ever be caught in a firefight"?

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    30. Re:I can live with it by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      Yeah... Star Wars, he knows that's fake... but say, like, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull... well, it "took place" a long time ago, and to a 9 year old (not to mention a lot of adults), aliens are plausible, etc. In his mind, it could have happened.

      Point is, even in something geared more for a younger audience like Spiderman... if a person gets slammed into a brick wall and falls 20 feet to the street below, hitting his head on a dumpster on his way down... he's NOT getting up and shaking it off like in the movies. But, a younger kid isn't going to realize it on his own.

    31. Re:I can live with it by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the nudity itself, it's the fact that it is taboo that makes it appealing. I'd have a hard time believing that there are cultures without similar taboos, and I have a hard time believing that these taboos would be respected by hollywood and not subsequently mocked on slashdot as being dumb.

    32. Re:I can live with it by digitig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, Europe is doing SO well...

      Europe is so ass backwards with its, socialism, communism, capitalism, dictatorships... FFS pick one!

      Yeah, at least the USA never suffered capitalism, did it?

      At least in the US we aren't 100% completely dependent on a disenfranchised worker class of illegal muslim immigrants.

      True enough. In the USA they're Mexican.

      At least we have a Federal Reserve and a single currency. Are you using Lira or Euros? Pounds or Euros? Duetchmarks or Euros? Franks or Euros?

      Where were you planning to spend those Lira, Franks and Deutchmarks?

      At least our country isn't setting up cameras and microphones on every corner, reading our mail, and telling us to spy on our neighbors and sift through their trash.

      At least it's not telling you about it.

      Yeah... sure the USA is screwed up. However, suggesting that Europe is LESS screwed up is pretty offensive to the descendants of, and the people, that sacrificed their lives to rescue Europe from the Germans, Russians, and Japanese.

      Who curiously had no interest in "saving us" until the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour...

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    33. Re:I can live with it by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      Whoops, should have used HTML formatting.

      On that train on thought, I also find it peculiar that people ( in my observation ) are disgusted/disturbed at the thought/idea that their parents have sex, even if the parents are relatively young. This might make sense if the person is a child and thinks it is "dirty" but even people engaged in sexual activity themselves seem to exhibit the same response.

      Has anyone else noticed this?

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    34. Re:I can live with it by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      Jesus, I really need to pay attention to what I am doing. This was in reply to something else I posted ( except the first line ).

      *kicks self*

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    35. Re:I can live with it by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      About half of us were also born with schlongs.

      And HALF of those have schlorts, if you suffer in the comparison the blue guy, I can see why you'd rather not be reminded that schlongs exist.

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    36. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      I think you will find that most men possess a penis long before then. Although you might get in a lot of trouble for checking.

    37. Re:I can live with it by AlterRNow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On that train on thought, I also find it peculiar that people ( in my observation ) are disgusted/disturbed at the thought/idea that their parents have sex, even if the parents are relatively young. This might make sense if the person is a child and thinks it is "dirty" but even people engaged in sexual activity themselves seem to exhibit the same response.

      Has anyone else noticed this?

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    38. Re:I can live with it by Vertana · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It wasn't the violence I didn't like about the movie. What got me was the copious amounts of sex in that movie. Why are superheroes fucking? I can understand they were trying to display the emotion they felt towards each other, but why not convey that relationship through dialogue and actions and have the sex implied? The violence is a little more understandable as Rorschach was a major character and the violence was key to his character. He was a good half of the movie, so understanding and seeing the world through his eyes was key. The blue schlong also didn't mean much to me, everyone's seen a penis (just anatomy). But 'superheroes' fucking each other, what? 3 times was it? Why not have it implied or something else. I know there are worse things out there and priorites are jacked when it comes to sex vs violence and such, this just happens to be what ruined this particular movie for myself is all.

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    39. Re:I can live with it by FireFlie · · Score: 1

      (Comic book nerds: calling low-brow comic books by a fancy name does not make them high-brow. It makes you look like an idiot who seems to know that reading comic books is juvenile but wants to pretend otherwise.)

      Very few nerds call them graphic novels. Nerds have never been afraid of the term "comic book." It is the newer, more mainstream audience that has to hide behind the pretentious "graphic novel" smokescreen.

      Also, you should actually read some of the classics like Watchmen before you presuppose that reading comics is only juvenile or low-brow entertainment.

    40. Re:I can live with it by eltaco · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      Tell the movie studios to get fucking bent for not catering to, or blatantly ignoring your demographic.

      We did that. They sued us for it.

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    41. Re:I can live with it by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I hope they stop making ANY superhero movies. They're a crap subject, really.

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    42. Re:I can live with it by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      I'm not sure why I clicked on this story, because (ok you can suspend my nerd card) I really don't like very many comic book type movies. I just watched Batman and X-Men for the first time, and Batman was ok, maybe because I always liked the comic when I was a kid, but the suspension of disbelief is too hard to maintain. Because of this I wan't going to comment in this thread, but I saw your comment and it's not just comic book movies, it's all movies.

      The suspension of disbelief is a problem with the Die Hard movies, but that's not the problem I had with Die Hard IV.

      It was cut down for a PG-13 rating (i.e., you could show it on TV without further cutting) and unlike the previous three, it was a miserable failure at the box office. When it came out on DVD one of my girlfriends (well, they're not really MY girlfriends) rented it and brought it over, and I thought "what a shame, this could have been a fucking great movie instead of an OK movie".

      The shame was that it was a perfect nerd movie -- both McClain's sidekick and the bad guy were computer nerds, the bad guy a black hat hacker and the sidekick a former black hat who had turned white hat four years previous. There was lots of blood, violence, shooting, explosions, car chases, unbelievably lucky escapes... but absolutely no vulgar language. Not even "asshole".

      In the previous three DHs, every other word was either "fuck" or "shit" (or "fucking shit! Motherfucker!"). I can't for the life of me understand why it's OK to show a bloody murder, but uttering "shit" gives you an R rating.

      I picked it up at Wal Mart for seven bucks, and it contained both the theatrical version and an "unrated" version.

      The theatrical version was like one of the other three if you watched it on TV. The unrated version KICKED ASS! If they had submitted that one to the MPAA for rating, it would have been rated R for the language, and it would have been a box office hit.

      For comic book movies I can understand it -- after all, they're really for kids (I'm not trolling but mod me down if you think I am; I'm old, damn it). If I was the age when I enjoyed Batman and Spiderman I'd really have been disappointed if I wouldn't have been able to see it.

    43. Re:I can live with it by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I didn't; I knew it was R, but thought it was still a superhero movie (and my wife and I never heard of watchmen before). We were taken off guard with how graphic the violence was. Of course if we had gone it expecting that, it would be a different story.

    44. Re:I can live with it by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sex scenes are just more offensive and/or disturbing than violence when a family is involved, I can't explain it, its just the way it is

      My theory is that this is because of our intense taboo against any kind of sexual activity between family members. We tend to view our family members as almost the opposite of a sexual being, so when we are exposed to sexual content around our family members, we get extremely uncomfortable. In my experience, this happens whether anyone in the room is a minor or not.

    45. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think it is almost the opposite of what you say (in a way).

      For most people graphic violence triggers an aversion. While graphic sex triggers a pleasant tingling.

      Additioanlly most of us have/will have sex, while most won't even have a chance to gun people down. This makes it easier for violence to be isolated into the pure fantasy realm.

      (You'll have to forgive my high user ID for this one): You must be new here...

    46. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that we all were born with them, just that the girls ended up breaking theirs off...

    47. Re:I can live with it by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      It's a bit daft trying to compare a country to a continent. You go and try to spend your US dollars in Canada (part of the continent of north america) and see how far that gets you. Especially when the Euro is accepted in 16 different countries.

    48. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the horrible sucky story that is the watchman kept viewers away. The only way to do a comic book movie correctly is to completely change it. Too many Deus ex mahinas, reliance on low probability events to solve problems. Not enough focus on the alluded to human condition. There is no way that the ending of the watchman would have worked. Not because its technically infeasible or relies on magic, but because humans in large groups do not act that way.

    49. Re:I can live with it by dmacleod808 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And lest not forget that the Repressed sexuality of Japan and Germany leads to.... yeah. Have you seen their pr0n?

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    50. Re:I can live with it by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      (You'll have to forgive my high user ID for this one): You must be new here...

      Anonymous Coward? You're so old you don't even have a user ID!

    51. Re:I can live with it by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      What a knuckleheaded thing to say. You think that in the West we develop sexuality earlier than other societies? We are not so "sex-saturated" as we are saturated with a crypto-sexuality in the employ of consumerism. Even with all the Paris Hilton and cum-shots and Miley Cyrus, we are more prudish than your average South Asian school-marm.

      Clearly, yours is an engineer's reading of a century of the study of human sexuality. Better you stick to programming perl and leave the sex to us pros. I love you Nutria, but just because you're smart as a whip doesn't forgive poorly-formed arguments based more on personal psychology than observation.

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    52. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But sex brings pleasure and violence brings misery (unless you are a violent sexual deviant), so the only conclusion I can draw is that people are afraid of things that bring pleasure and prefer exposure to misery. I guess that explains our drug laws too.

    53. Re:I can live with it by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      There's this thing called biology that ensures that humans become sexually aware in their early teens, it's got very little to do with your society.

      And there is a thing called "research" which would have shown you it happens much earlier than the "early teens".

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    54. Re:I can live with it by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Really? The extended slicing-the-arms-off, replete with blood spray, and Rorschach cleaving a guy's head in half, 3+ times - that wasn't the issue, but a penis was? Wow. Yeah, pretty screwed up world.

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    55. Re:I can live with it by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd have a hard time believing that there are cultures without similar taboos

      Well, that just shows how little you know of the world. There's even a tribe, somewhere in Brazil I think, where you are SUPPOSED to share you wife with all the other men in the tribe. If you try to keep her to yourself, you're dishonoring her and your tribe.

    56. Re:I can live with it by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Exactly which cultures do children go through puberty later than they do in the States? Do you have sources? How were they able to link the sex-saturated media to the children's development?

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    57. Re:I can live with it by Grashnak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why are superheroes fucking?

      Um, cause fucking is fun?

      What the hell kind of idiot question is that? You don't have a problem with superheroes shooting unarmed pregnant women, but you don't want to see them fucking? You sir are a sick puppy.

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    58. Re:I can live with it by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      It's actually 2/5's of us.

      And what's wrong with having a good plot and good acting to drive a movie instead of the hyped up gore and sex?

    59. Re:I can live with it by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      About half of us were also born with schlongs.

      You may be overestimating the size of certain demographics here on /.

      Likewise, among audience for the comic book movies.

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    60. Re:I can live with it by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "And there is a thing called "research" which would have shown you it happens much earlier than the "early teens".

      Which is exactly my point. The OP is one of those weird folks that think if children aren't told about sex then they won't figure it out or even think about it, or even be interested in the opposite sex.

    61. Re:I can live with it by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Could be you were picking up that they were uncomfortable. Or haven't you noticed it's uncomfortable to be around people how are uncomfortable?

    62. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you but the firs thing I did when I was born was scream till I got to suck on a tit.

    63. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about?

    64. Re:I can live with it by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I think the point is there really isn't anything super about them.. they are just people in costume. Also, why do you care if they show graphic sex but not graphic violence? People have sex... just like people hurt each other. Sex is a part of everyone's life... always excluding it seems more odd to me.

      I can ask your same questions; why do we have to see the violence, why can't they just imply it? Should they just have implied rape, or was it ok that they showed that because it was violent enough for you? For me it was the violence that ruined it for me, because I wasn't expecting it.

    65. Re:I can live with it by mirkob · · Score: 1

      really strange indeed, your opinion i mean :)

      i thought there was some unusefull fighting and violence stuff
      and a ton too much splatter and gore..

    66. Re:I can live with it by Zashi · · Score: 1

      you yourself probably wish you could fight like Jason Bourne

      Jason Bourne's martial art is Arnis, aka Filipino stick fighting (stick moves translate well to empty hand moves). I am a student of Arnis, so yes, I can fight like Jason Bourne ;).

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    67. Re:I can live with it by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plenty of Europeans sacrificed their lives too and it's incredibly offensive to their descendants to imply that the wonderful Americans just turned up and saved us all while our ancestors just cowered in fear. I don't remember too many American pilots involved in the Battle of Britain for example. Now fuck off and stick your "OMG THE UNGRATEFUL YOOROES" up your ill-educated Yankee arse.

    68. Re:I can live with it by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Exactly which cultures do children go through puberty later than they do in the States? Do you have sources? How were they able to link the sex-saturated media to the children's development?

      Healthier children tend to start puberty earlier.
      Genetics also affects it, africans start earlier, asians later.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty#Timing_of_onset

    69. Re:I can live with it by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Actually, he does. It's 666. Try it: Make AC a friend

      also

      Make AC a foe

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    70. Re:I can live with it by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the violence I didn't like about the movie. What got me was the copious amounts of sex in that movie. Why are superheroes fucking? I can understand they were trying to display the emotion they felt towards each other, but why not convey that relationship through dialogue and actions and have the sex implied?

      Because Snyder was trying to be somewhat faithful to the source material, which does indeed have "superheroes fucking." Of course, it was a bit more artful in the comic. Take it up with Alan Moore for putting sex in his work.

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    71. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Spoken like someone who has *no clue* about sex. (Insert joke about "typicall /.'er here)

      We are sexual beings from the day we're born. My daughter started masturbating in the bathtub before she was three years old. 99% of parents will tell you the same thing - infant boys get erections, and little girls figure out pretty early that it "feels good" when they touch their genitals. It's just nature.

    72. Re:I can live with it by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      For some reasons parents don't mind violence, We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want. but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits. OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      Shlongs and boobies have non-sexy uses, too. Uses that we're also born with.

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    73. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it is daft. Especially considering that the US is BIGGER. Have you looked at a map lately?

      USA - 3.7m sq mi EU - 1.7m sq mi

      My state (TX) is bigger than most COUNTRIES in the EU.

    74. Re:I can live with it by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      Ok. I note that you still haven't explained why it is wrong for kids to see boobs or a dick...

    75. Re:I can live with it by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Well, that's kind of the point of Watchmen, Alan Moore was hoping to spark a change in comic books (away from "Love in the Wards" and toward other subject matter... like pirates!) with it... and the change he got was superheroes with psychological problems. He blames comics today on his bad mood all those years ago...

      Comic books end up being pretty suitable for movies because they act as a premade story board. I quite liked A History of Violence, myself.

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    76. Re:I can live with it by gruntled · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One analysis I've heard that has always intrigued me: People don't mind violence in entertainment because it's not real violence, just pretend violence. People have a visceral reaction to sex in entertainment because it is real (or is often real, I guess would be a better way to put it). Which makes the Watchmen issue particularly interesting because neither the violence or the blue yangyang were real...

    77. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing blue penis in a comic book by yourself isn't awkward.

      Seeing a blue penis that is a couple feet long in motion when sitting next to your friends and family tends to be awkward.

    78. Re:I can live with it by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      Yes, and we're also born naked. Nudity is a natural thing and I haven't seen any scientific proof that seeing a naked person is harmful to the development of children.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      While this is true, I still think that restrecting kids that are nearing their teen years (that is, approzimately 9-12 year-olds) all knowledge of sex only helps to make it a mystical thing that, because it's prohibited, they're more likely to try. This is not true in all cases of course, but kids tend to be interested in forbidden things, they're curious by nature.

      The fact is that they're going to try it at some point anyway, and if you make it appear like this super secret thing that only adults are allowed to do you're not exactly helping them. Besides, the sex scenes in movies are most often far from those in porn, there is nothing "bad" in them (most often no visible genitals or anything). Sure your child could ask you what was it all about but then you can just tell him/her. There is nothing bad about telling your child what sex is so on - it's a natural thing and telling them about it is a part of being a parent.

      If you think you should only start to talk about sex to them at the age of 15-16 you might be sadly late, because by that time many might have tried it already (and there's nothing wrong with that either, however they should be aware of how to use proper protection and so on). So it is best to tell about it to them before they become sexually active.

      So no, there is nothing wrong with taking, say an 11 year-old to see Watchmen if you think he/she can handle the violence (it's individual, children develop at different speed).

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    79. Re:I can live with it by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Plenty of Europeans sacrificed their lives too and it's incredibly offensive to their descendants to imply that the wonderful Americans just turned up and saved us all while our ancestors just cowered in fear. I don't remember too many American pilots involved in the Battle of Britain for example. Now fuck off and stick your "OMG THE UNGRATEFUL YOOROES" up your ill-educated Yankee arse.

      Many more Europeans than Americans, in fact. Also, contrary to the American non-historian's widely held view of World War I, we (the Americans) were terribly incompetent there, and basically embarrassed ourselves while being rather useless because we took awhile to accept that the Europeans knew better than we did and should be telling us what to do.

      If anyone should be especially arrogant about performance in World Wars, however, it's the Canadians and Australians, who were far more effective per person than just about any other force.

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    80. Re:I can live with it by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      There was not suppose to be any blood when Dr. Manhattan vaporized someone.

    81. Re:I can live with it by MatthewCCNA · · Score: 1

      I'll take US currency at par (in Canada)

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    82. Re:I can live with it by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      How do sex and "blue schlongs" at all damage their psychology?

    83. Re:I can live with it by BForrester · · Score: 1

      In most of Canada, it was rated 18A, which means those under age 18 needed adult supervision... which means that there is no minimum age limit.

      At the showing that I attended, two parents brought in five children, aged pretty evenly between 2 and 10 years old. Violence *is* the issue when the 4-year old asks his mother out loud, "Mommy? Is he raping that lady?"

      It took a solid hour and a half of people heckling the parents before they finally took their kids and left.

    84. Re:I can live with it by mike2R · · Score: 1

      You're right, it is daft. Especially considering that the US is BIGGER. Have you looked at a map lately?

      USA - 3.7m sq mi EU - 1.7m sq mi

      My state (TX) is bigger than most COUNTRIES in the EU.

      Russia 6.6million square miles.. guess maybe that's not a good measure after all.

      How about population? US 306 million, EU 495 million.. obviously not

      Let's try GDP: US 13.8 trillion USD, EU 16.9 trillion GDP.

      Damn it numbers! Why will you not co-operate and support the position I already know to be true!

      Ah, I have it! National debt! USA! USA USA!

      What a stupid thread.

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    85. Re:I can live with it by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the screenwriters should go back to writing stories, instead of lame excuses for plots, hidden behind special effects? Nahh, it'll never happen. The stuffed shirts investing money would never go for it. Stories don't always boil down to a Lowest Common Denominator.

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    86. Re:I can live with it by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      If you want to play this game:
      USA population: 303,824,640 (July 2008 estimate)
      Europe population: 731,000,000 (2005 estimate)

    87. Re:I can live with it by xaxa · · Score: 1

      From memory:
      11 year old A: "Hey 'xaxa', do you know anyone who's had sex?"
      11 year old B: "it's a trick, he's asking everyone!"
      10 year old me: "Erm... no"
      11 year old A: "Your parents have! Eeeeew!"

      Back then, sex was mysterious (why would you *want* to do it?) and some kids said it was bad, or dirty (probably had religious parents). Others said things like "my mum says it's not dirty, it's nice", so there was some confusion.

      I haven't noticed adults being disgusted/disturbed by the thought of their parents/other people having sex.

    88. Re:I can live with it by Threni · · Score: 1

      What is 'r-rated' anyway? Either it's a USA only thing, or I just don't watch enough films. If it's an age limit, why not just have the age limit as a number, anyway?

    89. Re:I can live with it by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for your children if they're girls, but as a former 10 (and 8) year old boy, I can assure you they're at least beginning to be sexually aware. Anybody in elementary school who's ridden the bus will hear the children talk. Children say the worst things.

      Also- I've been interested in boobs as far as I can remember. Just because I didn't hit puberty yet didn't mean sex didn't interest me. I just didn't fully understand it yet.

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    90. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have loved to take my nephew (who is 11) to the Watchmen.

      Violence was not the issue, the blue schlong was the issue.
      For some reasons parents don't mind violence, but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      You think the blue penis is gonna make him gay or something?

    91. Re:I can live with it by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years

      That is complete bullshit. Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexuality

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    92. Re:I can live with it by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      "You can take an 11 year old to an R-rated movie..."

      but the kid won't get much out of it. Part of the charm of an R-rated movie is that it can address themes that may be too subtle or uninteresting to children. I don't feel like explaining what is going on in a film to a little kid, so I don't take them to those kinds of movies. There are plenty of other movies that kids can enjoy.

      Kids will only imitate movies to the degree that they understand them. And I'm fine if kids want to imitate leaping over a tall building in a single bound(some other superhero series) or jumping out of a flying ship and gunning people down(a little dark for the kids, but whatever). It depends on the amount of realism to they use in the attempt, if they start taking multistory leaps in their games or start using real guns. Then you have to put a stop to it, if they use their imagination to play out things they thought were cool there is generally little harm in it. It is unlikely they will act out the adult themes that they don't understand, like the sex scenes. (a kid can identify a sex scene, but I would argue they don't usually understand it. remember most kids are like "ewww gross. THEY'RE KISSING!" )

      I don't think younger kids would really appreciate comic book heroes that are dark and deeply flawed to the point where it is difficult to wrap your mind around who is the hero and who is the villain. Beyond the few exciting bits in Watchmen, I suspect they wouldn't be as entertained by say the X-Men movies. Where the flaws in the heroes are more like a classic tragic hero, and are far less ambiguous.

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    93. Re:I can live with it by Chas · · Score: 1

      Part of this is the incest taboo. One isn't supposed to think of one's parent as a sexual being.

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    94. Re:I can live with it by Big+Bill+the+Conjure · · Score: 1

      We are turning into a nation of (pantywaists). Sigh.

    95. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people used to start having kids at 13. It's how we're wired. If you put it in that perspective, the rest of the world is more fucked up than us.

    96. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people died. But to be condescending about our contribution back makes you no better than him. Britain was waiting at the bitter twilight of invasion and subsequent (probably quick) defeat. You owe us nothing, but to discount the contributions of the men we put across that one little channel of yours is quite simply ignorant, even for a limey such as yourself.

    97. Re:I can live with it by Big+Bill+the+Conjure · · Score: 1

      Exactly. In preparation for seeing the movie I read a lot of fan and professional reviews, and it seemed like the blue penis was mentioned in every second one I read.

      We are becoming a nation of pantywaists. We have long been a nation of crypto-prudes.

    98. Re:I can live with it by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Russia 6.6million square miles.. guess maybe that's not a good measure after all.

      How about population? US 306 million, EU 495 million.. obviously not

      Let's try GDP: US 13.8 trillion USD, EU 16.9 trillion GDP.

      Damn it numbers! Why will you not co-operate and support the position I already know to be true!

      Ah, I have it! National debt! USA! USA USA!

      Russia isn't "most countries". Our larger states are comparable in area to countries like France or Germany.

      As for population/GDP, you're comparing apples to grapefruits. Our one country is only slightly smaller than your entire continent.

      I'll admit you have a point about the debt. On that, we truly "rule".

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    99. Re:I can live with it by OldSoldier · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think there's something about nudity that triggers an adverse reaction in the US (at least, may also be other countries).

      My favorite movie nude/semi-nude scenes that were portrayed in an a-sexual way are:
      1) topless girl in "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou". That girl ran around topless and everyone treated her as if she were a guy running around topless. Pretty cool.
      2) Hotel room scene in "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story". This appears to be a post-orgy scene when everyone was just lounging around in various states of undress, but definitely not doing anything sexual. Dewey's sitting on the floor, camera is looking at his face and a naked guy walks past the camera in the foreground. Only thing you could see of the guy was his schlong. Pretty casual shot, funny as hell. May have been a scene from the "unrated DVD version".
      3) Watchmen.

      Compare this to the youtube video that occasionally springs up of a fully clothed young woman essentially doing a pole dance. The comments I've seen on the few of those I've watched are along the lines of "Yea, nothing sexual about that, way to go. Don't understand why my parents won't let me watch it." Which I usually take as the earnest utterances of a pimply faced young male teenager who just doesn't understand.

      You can do something sexy and suggestive fully clothed and you can do something ordinary and non-suggestive fully naked. Put them on film in this culture and one will net you a PG rating and the other will net you an R rating. Go figure.

    100. Re:I can live with it by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      By "similar taboos", I mean things that make no sense when taken in a vacuum. For instance, from an evolutionary standpoint, sharing your wife with the tribe makes no sense whatsoever, because you can't ever be sure that you have any offspring. Wanting your wife to bear your children makes sense. Why should there be any dishonor associated with that?

      It seems to me that you're supporting my point, since not sharing your wife can be a completely defensible choice and, were it the cultural norm here in the US, I'm sure there would be movies portraying the hero who's willing to keep his wife from having sex with other men and people here on slashdot saying that the culture is retarded for not allowing a man the freedom for a man and wife to make sure that they only raise their own offspring.

    101. Re:I can live with it by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Even with all the Paris Hilton and cum-shots and Miley Cyrus, [...]

      Damn, I must be hitting all the wrong sites! Do Paris and Miley get it on together, or just with the guy?

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    102. Re:I can live with it by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      American pilots in the Battle of Britain

      There you go, cock! Google is your friend. They were there, and some even died for your sorry ass.

      Now give it a rest!

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    103. Re:I can live with it by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Alan Moore did it to make the "heroes" seem more human and have human flaws, lusts, and desires. The mid-1980s was also an awakening from years of comic book oppression under the CCA - in fact, many scenes are direct attacks against the CCA, IMO.

          I remember many stores wouldn't even carry non-CCA comics, and the stores that did put them in a special section of the store where you needed to be 18 to go into (note that not all of these were pornographic or even overly violent - just not CCA approved). To really appreciate the irony, the copy of Watchmen I read was bought by a friend from the back room of a head shop/porn store/news stand, but I regularly bought Heavy Metal from the front room since it was considered an art magazine (and some issues had FAR more sex and nudity in less pages than Watchmen)... Within a couple of years, however, Watchmen did start appearing in the front display of that store and in other stores (apparently it became literally important...).

    104. Re:I can live with it by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a US thing. Wikipedia has an explanation.

      Brief summary:

      * G - General admission. Anyone can get in. Family fare.

      * PG - Parental guidance suggested. Anyone can get in, but may not be suitable for younger children.

      * PG-13. Nobody under 13 allowed in without an adult. Mildly graphic violence (think "Temple of Doom", which was the inspiration for this rating).

      * R - Nobody under 17 allowed in without an adult. Graphic violence, nudity, sexual themes

      * NC-17 -- Nobody under 17. Period. Extremely graphic violence, explicit sex, etc...

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    105. Re:I can live with it by Kashell · · Score: 0

      The over-the-top gore and sex in Watchmen ruined the movie for me.

      I watched '300' and felt that the sex and violence in it was justified. (In fact, the sex scene in 300 was one of the only ones that I've felt was good. It really showed how the King's love for the Queen is intertwined with the warrior culture of the Spartans...)

      In that sense, I believe that it's really not about what you are showing, but the context and the tone of how you are showing it. For example, the rather long sex scene in Watchmen shows a woman cheating on her husband -- to me, that's worlds apart from the scene in 300 where a warrior-King is pleasuring his woman for the last time.

    106. Re:I can live with it by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      Because there already is a "17" rating in the MPAA system, it's NC-17 and it means that no one under 17 allowed. R on the other hand means that those under 17 need to be accompanied by a parent/guardian over the age of 21.

    107. Re:I can live with it by maxume · · Score: 1

      The violence wasn't gratuitous. It needed to be shocking in order to make it difficult to sympathize with the characters, and 'normal tv violence' sets that bar pretty high (the audience feeling conflicted about the characters is much of the point of the story, so making sure it happens is pretty important...).

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    108. Re:I can live with it by rho · · Score: 1

      Also, you should actually read some of the classics like Watchmen before you presuppose that reading comics is only juvenile or low-brow entertainment.

      I don't need to read Tiger Beat to know that it's not a reliable source of hard news.

      Some things are simply self-evident. Books that are mostly pictures with few words are, in a word, unserious. No matter how much people wish it to be otherwise. Again, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but to pretend otherwise is foolish.

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    109. Re:I can live with it by ultranova · · Score: 1

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Seeing genitals or secondary sexual characteristics will not affect a non-sexual being in any way seeing any other body part would. The only people who pay any attention to naked breasts are those who desire to suck them, either because they're hungry babies or because they're all grown up :).

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    110. Re:I can live with it by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      It may come as a shock to some people but children have been exposed to breasts for a long time with no adverse effects. Some kids even suck on them.

    111. Re:I can live with it by mike2R · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not being very serious :) The USA is way ahead on per capita GDP and military power, which makes it still the only real superpower. It just seemed a little odd that the AC was quoting land area as an indication of global dominance, so I thought I'd post some numbers that were about as relevant.

      Anyway I'm British, we are not in any position to lecture people about deficits :(

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    112. Re:I can live with it by tfmachad · · Score: 1

      Violence was not the issue, the blue schlong was the issue. For some reasons parents don't mind violence, but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      "Kiss a pair of boobs and the movie's rated R. Chop them off and it's PG-13." --Jack Nicholson

    113. Re:I can live with it by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate 11 year olds.

      I'm confident that you can show children anything and explain it to them. Your point is wrapped in your cultural biases. (those poor poor African children and their constant exposures to breasts...)

      It's true children do not see reality well, often believing there are monsters in closets and what not.

      However, I would rather see a child explore the universe than be sheltered from it, because then all you get is an adult who does not see reality well.

      Just something to think about, I know your precious baby must be protected from everything you disagree with... (but of course nothing you do agree with)

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    114. Re:I can live with it by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On that train on thought, I also find it peculiar that people ( in my observation ) are disgusted/disturbed at the thought/idea that their parents have sex, even if the parents are relatively young. This might make sense if the person is a child and thinks it is "dirty" but even people engaged in sexual activity themselves seem to exhibit the same response.

      Actually, that makes perfect sense. People have an inbuilt incest taboo (which isn't 100% effective, of course), and tend to consider anyone they spent the early years of their childhood with as slightly sexually repulsive. The reason for this is easy to understand: inbreeding tends to cause problems. Now, if you think about your parents having sex, you are thinking of them in a sexual way, which triggers this repulsion (assuming you spent your childhood with your parents).

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    115. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Additioanlly most of us have/will have sex

      Yeah? WHEN?!

    116. Re:I can live with it by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Books that are mostly pictures with few words are, in a word, unserious.

      Ladies and gentlemen, we have the mighty rho axiom. Surely this transcendental wisdom will be carved into many plaques throughtout the ages. And tell us, mighty rho, what is the magic ratio between words and pictures that creates the frivolous from gravitas, high art from pop trash, immortal from disposable? Could you judge these "unserious" works of art and tell us which ones are lighthearted fluff and which are worthless pieces of trash?

      Bayeaux tapestry

      Egyptian hieroglyphs

      Mayan hieroglyhs

      Hogarth's A Rake's Progress

      Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions

      Moore/Gibbons' Watchmen

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    117. Re:I can live with it by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Pretty screwed up country. Europe seems to be the opposite.

      That's just silly.

    118. Re:I can live with it by timbck2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We (Americans) live in a society where graphic violence is pretty much OK, but show breasts, a penis, or even (OMG!) sex between consenting adults and everyone gets their panties in a wad. Our values are so screwed up.

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    119. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The continent of North America has a single federal reserve, and US Dollars are the standard currency throughout? I don't think so.

      That's merely because we haven't taken them over yet. Give us time.

      Just because someone calls monopoly money like Pesos or Canadian "Dollars" money doesn't make it real money. There's no question our Dollar has already taken over, now we just have to replace, mwa ha ha.

    120. Re:I can live with it by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered how people would if Michelangelo was asked to paint the Sistine Chapel today. How would people react to his statue of David? Or even Botticelli's suggestion to put it in a cathedral?

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    121. Re:I can live with it by neildiamond · · Score: 1

      Not true, women go through puberty earlier than ever. That could be due to chemicals in everything we eat or drink, pollution, sitting on our asses and/or sex selling things in the media.

    122. Re:I can live with it by Zashi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comic books are different from graphical novels in the same way a serialized story is different from a novel. A novel is significantly longer and the entire story (or plot arc) is available at once to you. I'm not a comic book nerd by any stretch so I can't offer specifics as to page numbers, but I'm pretty sure comic books are usually no more than 20 pages and you'd be hard pressed to find a graphic novel that is less than 100 pages.

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    123. Re:I can live with it by DesScorp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ah, yes. But the very fact that we obsess over being sex-saturated makes it worse. Think Victorian times - child prostitution and deviance went through the roof, due to the repression of something NORMAL.

      Sex isn't normal for children, though.

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    124. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First:
      The continent of North America has a single federal reserve, and US Dollars are the standard currency throughout? I don't think so.

      Please, before you go off half-cocked, try reading what I *actually* wrote. Here since it's apparently so difficult I'll c/p it:
      At least in the US we aren't 100% completely dependent on a disenfranchised worker class of illegal muslim immigrants. At least we have a Federal Reserve and a single currency.

      Next:
      Pick a straw man, you mean?

      "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." In no way, shape, or form have I presented you with a strawman argument. Are you actually trying to deny that Europe is/was filled with communists, socialists, capitalists, and dictators?

      Finally:
      You lose the thread.

      I lose the thread now because you deny that many tens of thousands of US citizens sacrificed their lives to save yours (or your parents/grandparents etc.) in WW1 and WW2? Based on your responses, and the fact I was modded troll and you were modded funny, I'm quite sure I won.

      Although it is funny (sad?) that you European bastards have absolutely no respect or gratitude towards us US fuckers in regards to rescuing you twice. You try to sound like you are capable of defending yourselves as sovereign countries. Unfortunately history disagrees with you.

    125. Re:I can live with it by readin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've never been outside the US then have you? England after watershed. The rest of Europe all the time. Nudity is kind of a fact of life everywhere but the censor happy US....

      I would love to see a study on it, but it seems from looking around that there is a correlation between a willingness to censor sexual behavior and low birthrates. Places like the middle east that have lots of censorship also have very high birth rates, while places like Europe and Japan that put few limits on what is shown in movies or TV have very low birthrates. the U.S., which is in between but closer to Europe and Japan is also in between in fertility with a birthrate closer to Europe and Japan. Anyone ever considered that watching sex may not be conducive having sex?

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    126. Re:I can live with it by adiposity · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the point. Repression of sex in general led to aberrance, such as child prostitution. Suppression of underage sex wasn't the problem.

      -Dan

    127. Re:I can live with it by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      I would think it is almost the opposite of what you say (in a way).

      For most people graphic violence triggers an aversion. While graphic sex triggers a pleasant tingling.

      Additioanlly most of us have/will have sex, while most won't even have a chance to gun people down. This makes it easier for violence to be isolated into the pure fantasy realm.

      When i grew up, I was allowed to see all kinds of violence, but no sex, when watching movies. My best friend was allowed to see all kinds of sex, but not violence.

      We turned out pretty much the same (and my exposure to violence absolutely didn't mess me up, i'm generally a pacifist, even though i am strong enough to win fights), though for likely unrelated reasons he's not as socially skilled as most people.

      But yeah, i think it's a crapshoot what your parents decide. I know my mom was a victim of sexual abuse when she was younger, that might be why she tried to hide me from sex, or maybe it has nothing to do with it.

      Either way, sex and violence don't bother me, i still haven't seen the watchmen but i can't wait!
      -Taylor

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    128. Re:I can live with it by x102output · · Score: 1

      NC-17 - No One 17 AND Under Admitted. Essentially it's like "rated X"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NC-17#Ratings

    129. Re:I can live with it by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Most children don't care if there is sex in movies. Maturity is related to sex drive, if they are immature, by nature, they don't have one. The most you can expect out of a typical child, during a sex scene is "ewww gross". Mild nudity is even more innocuous.

      I can understand how porn, or more "deviant" sexual scenes might be disturbing to the development of children. Most of Blue Velvet might be rather much for children, for example. But then again, that is why it is rated R.

      I don't understand why the US's goal is to raise generation after generation of violent prudes. It is an odd set of priorities. I'd rather the opposite be true.

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    130. Re:I can live with it by akume325 · · Score: 1

      kids read comic books. they see the pictures in them and parents seem to be fine with this. i don't get it.

    131. Re:I can live with it by Toonol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. People are far more likely to make poor decisions regarding sex than they are regarding violence. Sex is a temptation, and can't be directly compared to violence... I'm not worried that my teenage son will go out and kill people. I am worried he'll let his hormones take control of him some weekend.

      That said, hiding info about sex isn't productive in my opinion; it doesn't reduce the temptation. Better to be open about it. I just wanted to point out that it's not hypocritical to draw a distinction between sex and violence.

    132. Re:I can live with it by shmlco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "...from an evolutionary standpoint, sharing your wife with the tribe makes no sense whatsoever, because you can't ever be sure that you have any offspring..."

      Then again, from an evolutionary standpoint, it increases the chances that there WILL be offspring. You may do whatever to increase your chances of mating, but evolution is more concerned about the species as a whole.

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    133. Re:I can live with it by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Maybe I've been spending too much time on Fark, but it was pretty obvious that the post was a blatant troll.

      / Don't feed the trolls // That's right, slashies on /. - how ironic.

    134. Re:I can live with it by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      ... (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      There are some cultures that aren't as "sex-saturated" as the US. OTOH, there are also many cultures that are nowhere near as sexually repressed (and sexually repressive) as the US. We're fairly middle of the road in the grand scheme of things, but tend towards the Puritanical side more...

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    135. Re:I can live with it by Daimanta · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Think Victorian times - child prostitution and deviance went through the roof, due to the repression of something NORMAL."

      Now think Greek times - child prostitution and deviance went through the roof, due to the acceptation of it.

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    136. Re:I can live with it by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "women go through puberty earlier than ever"

      Now that is an interesting phenomenon, true, and ought to be investigated. It does not immediately suggest sex saturation in society as a cause though.

      However that still does not make the original comment correct, that it is our society causing kids in their early teens to become sexually aware. This is a natural animal function and sod all to do with media.

    137. Re:I can live with it by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      You can do something sexy and suggestive fully clothed and you can do something ordinary and non-suggestive fully naked. Put them on film in this culture and one will net you a PG rating and the other will net you an R rating. Go figure.

      When the fundamental basis for the ratings system is based on utterly illogical foolishness, expecting logical thought behind how these ratings are applied is perhaps a bit much...

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    138. Re:I can live with it by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Did they actually do away with the X rating?

      I know it is rarely used, but, I thought it was still a rating that could be used. Or, did they put in NC-17 to make and X rated movie sound more politically correct?

      :)

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    139. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if you look at it objectively you'll find that youngsters in some societies start having sexual intercourse earlier than in others.

      I can contrast Eastern Europe with Sub-Saharan Africa here, in the former case the age of sexual debut is much later than in the latter. You can verify this independently. Society (presence of effective parents), alternatives to sex, educational levels, peer pressure, role models, religion etc all contribute to this -- as well as the degree of freedom of the girls to be able to choose when and with whom to have sex.

    140. Re:I can live with it by halfhaggis · · Score: 1

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Depends what you mean by "sexual being." Normal children under the age of 12 definitely exhibit sexual behaviours.

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    141. Re:I can live with it by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I don't understand why the US's goal is to raise generation after generation of violent prudes. It is an odd set of priorities. I'd rather the opposite be true."

      I agree with you on the prudish bit, but, c'mon...violent movies are GREAT!!

      I love things like Dirty Harry...an all time classic.

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    142. Re:I can live with it by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      And what's wrong with having a good plot and good acting to drive a movie instead of the hyped up gore and sex?

      There's nothing wrong with that, although your comment could be (possibly mis-)interpreted as implying the false dilemma. There's nothing wrong with good plot and good acting, and there's nothing wrong with gore and sex. No reason to eschew either, certainly no reason to say you have to choose between them choosing one "instead of" the other, rather than in addition to.

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    143. Re:I can live with it by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      > OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years.

      Presumably you weren't ever a child. Or you've repressed the memory. I'm constantly amazed when I hear about parents who are surprised when their almost newborns get erections and when kids of 3 or 4 discover it's fun to play down there. Certainly by time I was 9 I'd figured out there was a connection between all that and seeing girls in underwear and I wasn't too smart at figuring those kinds of things out.

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    144. Re:I can live with it by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some things are simply self-evident. Books that are mostly pictures with few words are, in a word, unserious. No matter how much people wish it to be otherwise. Again, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but to pretend otherwise is foolish.

      All movies are trash because American Pie was trash. All art is trash because Andy Warhol was a hack. All of the internet is trash because 4Chan is trash.

      Your example is more laughable, since you use one example in one form of media, and then claim a WHOLE genre is expression is trash based on some mythical a priori judgment, that you don't share.

      Comic books are a means for expression, merely another means for expression, nothing more, nothing less. 90% of them are trash, but this is true for ALL media.

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    145. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reasons parents don't mind violence,

      We are born selfish and violent, lashing out (stomping feet, hitting, biting, scratch, hitting, etc) when we don't get want.

      but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

      OTOH, we don't even start to become sexual beings until the early teen years. (Later, in cultures that aren't so sex-saturated as the US.)

      Pretty screwed up world we live in.

      Well, yes, but not for the reason you think.

      Sexuality is a normal, natural, healthy part of being a human being. Violence, while it is normal and natural, is certainly not healthy. I'd much rather let my kids see a naked breast or flaccid penis than than the casual violence in 80% of TV and movies.

      Curiosity and sexuality about the human body does not start in the early teens either. I played doctor with the neighborhood girls well before pubescence. I also was not shielded from nudity by my parents. I commonly bathed with either parent or with my sister up until the age of 10 or so. Nothing weird was going on, no abuse or incest, it was just a more efficient use of hot water. I also went over to a friend's house as a teen to sneak peeks at his dad's porn. As a result, I believe I have far fewer sexual hangups than many people my age. I was not a promiscuous teen. I don't abuse my wife. I don't treat women like sexual objects.

      So, tell me again why we have to shield our children from nudity?

    146. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Risking a long digression into WWI history:

      I doubt the Australians consider the Gallipoli campaign to have been particularly effective.

      The Americans never learned how to slaughter their troops with the wild abandon of the British and French. The Germans won most of the battles and the Allies would have lost without American participation, whatever one thinks about the "competence" of the US soldiers.

    147. Re:I can live with it by Belial6 · · Score: 0

      No they don't. Your confused partially due to our societies current desire to continuously retard development to extend childhood to older and older ages which leads to 'official' sources fudging numbers. Things like the CDC calling 19 year olds 'Teen Pregnancies'. Sure they are technically a 'Teen', but 'Teen Pregnancies' has always been accepted as being pregnancies of women under the age of majority. Adding 18 and 19 year old women to that list is simply lying to claim that women are having children younger.

      If you Google around, you will also find that they have changed the definition of puberty in girls. 100 years ago, a girl was in puberty when they started to bleed. Today doctors do bone density tests and claim puberty has started early.

      Then you have the media problem. If 100 years ago, a girl in Malaysia had her period at 4, you would never hear about it. Today it would be plastered across international news stations as evidence that girls are hitting puberty earlier. Of course, that 19 year old that still has not hit puberty doesn't make nearly as good of a new show, so that doesn't get reported.

      There have always been outliers, but puberty is still happening around the age of 13, just like it always has.

    148. Re:I can live with it by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

      oh yeah, violence in American movies has a real effect of turning people off films....NOT Wasn't Regan's favorite film Rambo (must be at least 500 kills in that film) Dude, in America your lucky if you can finish your cheerio's before you see people slaughtered in the name of entertainment. Not to mentioned that this is the country where gun's are legal. Face it, this country was BUILT ON VIOLENCE.

    149. Re:I can live with it by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...most won't even have a chance to gun people down. This makes it easier for violence to be isolated into the pure fantasy realm.

      If only there were means of violence that didn't involve guns. Perhaps like this. The murder in Anola was blunt-force trauma. I have it on good authority that the weapon which caused that, the one the murderer turned to for his crime of passion, was a baseball bat. Do you think his two children were less affected by the violence they witnessed, the murder of their mother by their father, simply because it wasn't a gun?
      Your statement is obtuse and narrow-minded, worthy of this fantasy realm of which you speak.

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    150. Re:I can live with it by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      No, in that sense, I think its kind of funny at certain times where people feel socially uncomfortable, like when someone realizes they are in a room where they are out of their element, or when they unknowingly and/or accidentally attract attention to themselves. These are times where I become an asshole and do what I can to provoke or further the situation causing them uncomfortableness (is this a word?).
      Yeah, Im a jerk and I think its funny.

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    151. Re:I can live with it by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Informative

      NC-17 replaced X. Because X wasn't trademarked, the pr0n guys pretty much wrecked it's reputation for "mainstream" films, and X became associated with pr0n only. The MPAA made damned sure that they trademarked NC-17.

      A couple of films that were X when they were released were Last Tango in Paris, and Midnight Cowboy.

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    152. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] the "blue schlong" that nobody can seem to wrap their minds around.

      beeing a grammar nazi and a visual thinker, it should have been "wrap around their minds".

    153. Re:I can live with it by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      But it's not evolutionary dead end, considering the survival of the species... for example it could be that the man cannot produce offspring. Perhaps related to this is altruism, which I believe was demonstrated to be good for the survival of a species as whole...

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    154. Re:I can live with it by FireFlie · · Score: 1
      You are correct in stating that you are not a comic book nerd. If you were a comic book nerd you would not speak in such absolutes about the term "graphic novel." You would understand the contention surrounding the term within fans and even the authors that write them.

      The Watchmen is a great example of this fallacy. The Watchmen was published originally as a 12 issue comic book series. It was then published as a trade paperback (TPB is a common industry term for publishing the individual issues of a story-arch in a single volume). You seem to be suggesting that comic book and "graphic novel" are mutually exclusive categories. The Watchmen seems to fit your description of a graphic novel when in trade form, but this is an issue of the binding alone.

      From Wikipedia:

      Writer Alan Moore believes, "It's a marketing term ... that I never had any sympathy with. The term 'comic' does just as well for me. ... The problem is that 'graphic novel' just came to mean 'expensive comic book' and so what you'd get is people like DC Comics or Marvel comics -- because 'graphic novels' were getting some attention, they'd stick six issues of whatever worthless piece of crap they happened to be publishing lately under a glossy cover and call it The She-Hulk Graphic Novel...."

      Author Daniel Raeburn wrote "I snicker at the neologism first for its insecure pretension -- the literary equivalent of calling a garbage man a 'sanitation engineer' -- and second because a 'graphic novel' is in fact the very thing it is ashamed to admit: a comic book, rather than a comic pamphlet or comic magazine."

      Writer Neil Gaiman, responding to a claim that he does not write comic books but graphic novels, said the commenter "meant it as a compliment, I suppose. But all of a sudden I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening." Comedian and comic book fan Robin Williams joked, "'Is that a comic book? No! It's a graphic novel! Is that porn? No! It's adult entertainment!'"

    155. Re:I can live with it by serutan · · Score: 1

      Given that a PG-13 rating still allows Kirsten Dunst to be bra-less in the rain, I'm ok with it.

    156. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cowered in fear? I'd say the brit's were going to hold that island of theirs down to the last man =)
      However, calling someone a Yankee and disavowing our help in getting your troops off of that island is kind of cold. There were a few American pilots at the battle of britain, but what relevance does that have? How many British pilots were at Pearl Harbor?

      A lot of Europeans died in World War 2. So did a lot of Americans, the primary difference in my eyes is that you were fighting for your way of life, your pride, your countries. We were there to help friends.

      I'm fully aware of anti-american sentiment these days as an American citizen with many foreign friends, and much of it is justified. But when you call one person a Yankee in a derogatory fashion, you do us all the disservice, and we are not all ignorant.

    157. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. I thought it was the blue glowing shlong throughout the movie.

      Normally I wouldn't think I could appreciate that, but it had the unforeseen effect of making all the trailer-trash parents drag their children out of the R-Rated movie.

      Therefore, I think all R-Rated movies should begin with a gratuitous shlong shot. Just long enough to clear all the shitty parents out that don't mind their 5 year olds watching blood, gore, violence, rape, sex, etc, but for some reason...shlong pushes them over the edge.

    158. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, and I am sure this is an unpopular opinion these days, children are less capable than adults are when it comes to separating fantasy from reality.

      Really? About 3.5 billion people (roughly half of them) believe in YHWH, Jehovah, or Allah. To me, that's like believing in werewolves and fairies. I think a majority of adults have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality.

    159. Re:I can live with it by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I doubt many people are comfortable watching assaults with baseball bats leading to death in movies and in TV.

      Something like that causes a more visceral reaction because it is once again less removed from fantasy.

      I could be wrong, but I don't think that the comfort with violence in media extends to up close and personal kind of stuff.

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    160. Re:I can live with it by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 1

      I don't remember too many American pilots involved in the Battle of Britain for example.

      Perhaps you should study a bit more history. Start here. By the time the U.S. actually became officially involved in the war, the RAF had three *squadrons* flown exclusively by U.S. pilots...

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    161. Re:I can live with it by natedubbya · · Score: 1

      Also, contrary to the American non-historian's widely held view of World War I, we (the Americans) were terribly incompetent there, and basically embarrassed ourselves [citation needed]

    162. Re:I can live with it by robogymnast · · Score: 1

      I'd say its pretty likely that your nephew has seen a human penis before. If you find a naked human to be more offensive than extreme violence then yeah, I'd say that is pretty screwed up.

      It's not my kid, and maybe I would feel different if it were, but I would say take him, educate him and speak to him like an adult. Remember, you must be the change that you want to see in the world.

      Honestly, I think its great that they are able to show that and be mature about it. We need to get over ourselves and embrace the fact that we are human.

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    163. Re:I can live with it by profplump · · Score: 1

      I've actually had no trouble spending my US dollars in Canada or Mexico. Seriously -- people take greenback almost anywhere.

      It can be a little complicated depending on where you are in Canada and how smart the clerk is, but I've honestly never had it be a big problem, even when I was 200+ miles north of the border. Mexico was even less of a problem, and no one even blinked if you paid in US dollars, though you did sometimes need to negotiate the exchange rate to avoid getting screwed.

    164. Re:I can live with it by msaavedra · · Score: 1

      evolution is more concerned about the species as a whole.

      There are many evolutionary biologists who would disagree with this statement, probably most of them. Read on wikipedia about group selection for more information.

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    165. Re:I can live with it by Ashriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      UH, which societies would those be? The ones that allow marriage as young as 12 or the ones that allow it even younger?

      I just want to point out that the minimum marriageable age in New Hampshire is 13; several states have no minimum marriageable age at all (California has no minimum and only requires one parent or guardian from either the bride's or the groom's side to OK a marriage).

    166. Re:I can live with it by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, Europe is doing SO well...

      Europe is so ass backwards with its, socialism, communism, capitalism, dictatorships... FFS pick one!

      Hey, and while we're at it, why don't we blame open sexuality for wiping out the dinosaurs?

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    167. Re:I can live with it by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Reason? Many many times. Hell, that's just today.

      Chance? Sadly not. At least, not without consequences I'm not yet ready to suffer.

    168. Re:I can live with it by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      I suspect this has a lot to do with brain-dead parenting over the last 25 years changing society's view of children into mini-adults.

      I'm not about to argue that most parents are idiots: most people are idiots and all parents are people, so it only follows logically that there is at least more than a few parents that are idiots.

      My issue is with the idea that it's somehow wrong to treat children as mini-adults. They are mini-adults, at least once they get to the school-age point. I've always treated kids old enough to talk coherently the exact same way as I'd treat adults, unless they acted silly, in which case I'd call them on it and they'd get a little more serious. I've had great results with this method. (No, I don't have any kids of my own, but plenty of my friends do).

      Hell, age of majority used to be puberty; 300 years ago there was no such thing as a teenager, at least not one that was considered a minor.

      The real problem with this society is that we keep treating people like kids long after they cease to be. No wonder our youth is so fucked up.

    169. Re:I can live with it by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      land area isn't that odd of a comparison - Russia might be in the same land mass, but it isn't the same continent. The comparison was the US to the EU, right? Russia is in neither Europe, nor the EU. And the vast majority of Russia isn't inhabitable anyway :) If you're going to add Russia, can we add Mexico, Canada, and all of South America?

    170. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Those countries aren't really sexually repressed, although they may have more social repression. Germany for example, shows soft-core porn on network television after a certain hour.

    171. Re:I can live with it by True+Grit · · Score: 1

      from an evolutionary standpoint, sharing your wife with the tribe makes no sense whatsoever

      Just because it doesn't make any sense to you or me, doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense to the evolutionary mechanism. :)

      What you're calling "nonsensical" is exactly what Bonobo Chimps actually do.

      Many people mistakenly try to give "evolution" some kind of "grand strategy", but in truth, evolution's only strategy is one of "throw everything and anything against the wall and see if any of it manages to stick".

    172. Re:I can live with it by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      does this mean that the USA is finally getting it's head out if it's ass and will turn down the violence and stop demonizing nudity and sex?

      No, because the Christian right is the most vocal minority in this country, and they won't be satisfied until all references to human sexuality have been abolished.

      We're making progress. We've even managed to legalize homosexuality in the south (that was 3 years ago). In actuality, our media is far, far ahead of the culture in many parts of the U.S. There are some places here where you can get yourself a 10 year prison sentence for displaying tasteless costumes in your shop window.

      Are you from the UK, by any chance? If you are, I have a bone to pick with you. Why the hell did you send the Puritans here? Why didn't you just kill them all? Do you realize what a mess they made of this country, are still making? We would have been perfectly happy consisting of rogues, scoundrels, and capitalists, without adding some militant cultists into the mix. </pointless rant>

    173. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may do whatever to increase your chances of mating, but evolution is more concerned about the species as a whole.

      That's a pretty serious misunderstanding of evolution. Evolution doesn't give a toss about the survival of a species; it cares about the survival of the genes of the individual who's doing the reproducing, and only about the genes of the individual. There is no such thing as group selection.

      From that point of view, spouse-sharing does require some explanation -- but fortunately the explanation is rather easy. Though the system does not prioritise the survival of the husband's genes, it does guarantee the survival of the wife's genes, while at the same time allowing particularly fertile males to spread their genes.

    174. Re:I can live with it by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Actually, America was gearing up to join the war just before the bombing of Pearl Harbor. They also contributed very significantly previously to that from a resources standpoint.

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    175. Re:I can live with it by True+Grit · · Score: 1

      Also, contrary to the American non-historian's widely held view of World War I, we (the Americans) were terribly incompetent there, and basically embarrassed ourselves

      [citation needed]

      Well, if we qualified that "incompetence" to just the high command, or better yet changed the word to "preparedness", than the GP would unfortunately be right. Our soldiers who arrived in 1917 were woefully unprepared and untrained, including an absurd lack of basic war material. They had to borrow artillery from the French, tanks from the British, and most amazingly of all, a lot of our troops went into battle wearing British helmets!

      As for our high command, they went in with the same military doctrine (massed frontal assaults) that the Allies had started with in 1914, but had wisely discarded by 1917.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Force
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I

      None of this has anything to do with our soldiers' bravery or willingness to fight, of course. The Marines at Belleau Wood proved that, but I don't think the GP was referring to this.

    176. Re:I can live with it by Arterion · · Score: 1

      ...or the same sex.

      Just saying.

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    177. Re:I can live with it by rho · · Score: 1

      You almost had a point until you tried to equate hieroglyphs with comic books.

      Let me guess--big comic book fan? I'm sorry your favorite literature is childish. On the upside you have all those pictures of large, heavily-muscled men to enjoy.

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    178. Re:I can live with it by digitig · · Score: 1

      They also contributed very significantly previously to that from a resources standpoint.

      They charged us way over the odd for those resources, though, and we've only just finished paying for them. Which brings us back to capitalism.

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    179. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ignorant fucks would be singing "God Save the Queen" if the Frogs hasn't stepped in and rescued you. Go eat a dick faggot.

    180. Re:I can live with it by delong · · Score: 1

      Just the blue schlong? The superhero porn scene was OK?

    181. Re:I can live with it by Nutria · · Score: 1

      The OP is one of those weird folks that think if children aren't told about sex then they won't figure it out

      That's an untenable leap of logic. When the time comes, in 3ish years, I'll definitely be explaining "things" to them.

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    182. Re:I can live with it by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the Canadians (and probably the Aussies aswell) were consistantly used as cannon-fodder by british commanders who viewed them as being expendable colonials and STILL managed to be more usefull than just about anyone else.

      We got even more impressive once we started getting our own commanders.

    183. Re:I can live with it by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      okay dude, seriously, they need to all be wearing pants at least. There's graphical and violent and there's a dude with no pants. If PG-13 will get them to put some damn pants on, then that'd great.

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    184. Re:I can live with it by adminstring · · Score: 1

      Birth rates and censorship are both linked to per-capita income.

      Countries with high per-capita income tend to have widespread birth control, low birth rates, and less censorship.

      Countries with low per-capita income tend to have limited access to birth control, high birth rates, and more censorship.

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    185. Re:I can live with it by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      I thought his phrasing was quite appropriate

      Remember, this is slashdot...

    186. Re:I can live with it by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Alan Moore was hoping to spark a change in comic books... He blames comics today on his bad mood all those years ago...

      Yeah, but really, Alan Moore is just a little bit full of himself. Comics were already heading to a dark place before issue 1 of Watchmen even hit the stands. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, the first of the much more twisted Frank Miller Batman comics, was out a full 6 months before Watchmen. Moore himself even jumped on the Batman bandwagon with The Killing Joke a couple years later. Moore likes to think of himself as the instigator of all this, but really he ought to learn to apply Hanlon's Razor: most likely, the dark comics and his bad mood were both simply a sign of the times.

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    187. Re:I can live with it by WCLPeter · · Score: 1

      The graphic, lovingly photographed violence in Watchmen is what kept people away. Heck, it almost kept me away.

      I wish it would have kept me away as I will never get my money, or time, back.

      I never read the novel so I had no idea of what the expect when I walked in. My only exposure to Watchmen was the odd comic geek telling me it was an "amazing" story. Problem is I didn't see an amazing story. I did however get to see a bunch of neurotic "super heroes" standing around talking about their feelings, and how crappy their lives were, for three hours.

      I, and the friend I conned into going with me, nearly fell asleep. Half a dozen people walked out after the first hour and we nearly did ourselves! I've *never* walked out of a movie before, no matter how bad it was. Yet I can say that had I not paid full admission price I would have walked out of Watchmen, I was that bored.

      I don't think the sexual or violent content had anything to do with what is keeping people away. I think it's the scores of "half a dozen" people who have walked out an hour into the film telling their friends, families, co-workers, and anyone else that will listen not to go see this stinker.

    188. Re:I can live with it by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, as I have pointed out to "think of the children" types in the past: seeing sex on TV is not going to make your teenager a sex crazed monster full of uncontrollable hormones--- he or she is already that regardless of what they watch.

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    189. Re:I can live with it by jascallaw · · Score: 1
      Are you saying that violence is tolerated because we are all violent from an early age but that sex comes later so we are less tolerant of it?

      You must not have kids. Small children walk around with one hand in their pants almost constantly for a period of a couple of years before the age of five. Boys and girls. Boys and girls like manipulating their genitals a lot, and it is only the freaked out intervention of parents that suppresses it. It isn't lack of exposure to it in our children or our childhood it is the early and horrified suppression of its expression in children by parents who are uptight, and to quote, who don't like blue schlongs or tits.

      cgfsd (1238866) is right. The US discomfort with sex and its depiction is unique to the US amongst industrialized countries that I have visited, and counties like it where belief in God and church attendance are high, like Saudi Arabia or Malaysia.

      In Europe, where I was raised, its very different. After nine pm on any network there, and this was true at least as early as 1974, sex is commonly depicted, including nudity, pubic hair, breasts, simulated sex with bare asses, etc. I assume it is simulated, anyway. And not in a pornographic way, I saw in broadcast plays when I was a kid over there, like Bouquet of Barbed Wire for instance.

      America is really strange for a European, or at least an Englishman (or at least this one), in terms of how polarized attitudes to sex, and so many other things are. Its pretty sad when you are more sexually repressed and weird than the culture wrongly known for it.

      It seems it is either puritanism or nymphomania, and not much in between in the US.

      America is an extremely religious country compared to the UK and Western Europe, and the attitudes of that shrill and sexually repressed majority have a huge impact here on many things. Including what gets shown on broadcast television (not late night subscriber cable) and in the movies. Exhibit B: George Bush who would have been laughed into oblivion in any country in Western Europe. Here he was a good christian, and that apparently was enough.

      I still find it all disturbing almost 25 years after coming here.

    190. Re:I can live with it by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Alex Toth

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    191. Re:I can live with it by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      Careful with that pronoun, you might erroneously imply that the "it" of the second line and the "normal" of the first line are actually the same thing.

    192. Re:I can live with it by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      We (Americans) live in a society where graphic violence is pretty much OK, but show breasts, a penis, or even (OMG!) sex between consenting adults and everyone gets their panties in a wad.

      Some more figuratively than others.

    193. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, you can't really compare the level of weirdness in Japanese pornography to German.

      Japanese porn makes German, and hell, any country's porn seem tame by comparison.

      Hmm, I'm kinda blowing my cover here, maybe I should post anonymous...

    194. Re:I can live with it by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Europe is so ass backwards with its, socialism, communism, capitalism, dictatorships... FFS pick one!

      Woe is us, what with our mixed economies and all that. I wish we could have no taxes at all like in the US.

      At least in the US we aren't 100% completely dependent on a disenfranchised worker class of illegal muslim immigrants.

      No, you're depending on a disenfranchised worker class of illegal Mexican immigrants. They're like muslims, but less educated and less likely to blow you up.

      At least we have a Federal Reserve and a single currency. Are you using Lira or Euros? Pounds or Euros? Duetchmarks or Euros? Franks or Euros?

      I don't know many people using Lira, Deutchmarks or Franks these days. How's the Amero coming along?

      However, suggesting that Europe is LESS screwed up is pretty offensive to the descendants of, and the people, that sacrificed their lives to rescue Europe from the Germans, Russians, and Japanese.

      Yes, the people who sacrificed their lives to save Europe from Europe. And the Japanese, weren't they about to launch an invasion off the coast of Portugal?

    195. Re:I can live with it by Zashi · · Score: 1

      Oh, no I didn't meant to imply they were mutually exclusive. I'm well aware many graphic novels are merely compilations of comic books. I just think it's unfair to say "graphic novel" is a term coined to avoid the stigma associated with the term "comic book." They have discrete, but associated meanings.

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    196. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lose the thread now because you deny that many tens of thousands of US citizens sacrificed their lives to save yours (or your parents/grandparents etc.) in WW1 and WW2? Based on your responses, and the fact I was modded troll and you were modded funny, I'm quite sure I won.

      Oh dear ... no, you didn't.

      Although it is funny (sad?) that you European bastards have absolutely no respect or gratitude towards us US fuckers in regards to rescuing you twice. You try to sound like you are capable of defending yourselves as sovereign countries. Unfortunately history disagrees with you.

      What history would that be? The one you've been writing or mis-reading yourself?

      Could you be any more ignorant about actual historic events, even if you tried? I doubt it, but I'm sure you're going to do just that.

    197. Re:I can live with it by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't want my 11 year old to see it, a big part for the violence, partly for the nudity but mostly for the boredom.

      The violence was expected and acceptable for a movie of this theme and darkness. Typically I can tell my children how fake the violence is (like Lord of the Rings battles). Seeing someone's hands cut off... that's just graphically brutal for the chock factor.

      *I* got tired of all the nudity, especially of Dr. Manhattan. Mainly there was no reason for any of it except the sex scene, and that was staged like a porno. "Ooh, we just saved people. I'm so turned on. Let's get naked and pose unrealistically."

      I have never read the Watchmen, and I only had a vague awareness of it from the one person in my office that did know about it. I was expecting a superhero movie (good vs. bad) or at least an X-men morality play (not good or bad, but warring over differences). Instead I see a bunch of schizophrenic sociopaths who handle crime and violence with more crime and violence. Plus the believability wasn't there. It's hard enough to suspend reality for heroes who have super powers, but why even try to believe that someone in top physical condition could do anything that was done in the movie?

      I thought it ironic that one of the heroes commented about "heroin and pornography" and this movie wasn't much better than that.

      It was boring, had no message and had no value. I was bored, I didn't get it and I don't really want to. I really regret wasting $5 and a Sunday morning on this movie.

    198. Re:I can live with it by Mutso · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else find it funny that people will take an 11 year old to see a violent movie, but sex is verbotten? Wow, where are our priorities? OMG..turn your head, a blue schlong!!!! Wow....did you see the way that guy's head came apart?

      Does that not seem fuxored to anyone else? I don't mond if my kid is exposed to gratuitous violence...but he ain't gonna see none a that heathenous sex. That is as bad as the Pope recently stating that the distribution of condoms hurts efforts to stem HIV. MORONIC!

    199. Re:I can live with it by Aetrus · · Score: 1

      Now, you are comparing one country vs. a host of countries. Now, I'm not being all "OMG USA IS THE BEST", but, when you have to pit 27 countries against one, it's a bit unfair. Yes, I know it's one economy, but it's kinda like comparing a one man team vs. a multi-team. Of course it's going to be better. Let's compare apples to apples not apples to bushels.

    200. Re:I can live with it by robogymnast · · Score: 1

      I believe that when the GP said "gunning down" someone that he was referring to brutal violence/murder, but not necessarily with a firearm. Violence is violence, it sounds like you are reading an anti-gun argument into his statement when I'm not sure that there is one.

      GP was arguing that most people will never kill in cold blood, with any weapon, which is what makes it fantasy material.

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    201. Re:I can live with it by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Me give it a rest? All I've heard from across the Atlantic since the French and the Germans refused to join in the absolute disaster that is the Iraq invasion is how damn ungrateful us Yooroes are by not stitching our lips to your buttocks since you saved us from foreign invasion singlehandedly.

    202. Re:I can live with it by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      I apologise for any offence I've given to the decent Americans on here but I'm sick and tired of hearing how the mighty US saved us weak little Europeans as if we did nothing until 1941.

    203. Re:I can live with it by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your countryman should study a bit more history since that's what I'm angrily reacting to. So I didn't know there were 10 US pilots in the RAF big deal. I know and am incredibly grateful for the US contribution to WW2 whereas the original tosspot seems to think that you won it all on your own while we all cowered in terror.

    204. Re:I can live with it by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      It wasn't that violent. It had some short bursts of violence, but compared to the average Schwarzenegger movie it was tame.

      Solution: Two versions

      Have a theatrical version at PG 13, and a home version of R. Or release both in the theatres at the same time, and put R on fewer screens.

      Some comic movies don't warrant an R ever (Spiderman), some demand it (Punisher).

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    205. Re:I can live with it by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Sure, but many parents appear to think that not allowing teenagers to see certain stuff on TV is part of changing them from "sex crazed monsters full of uncontrollable hormones", into well domesticated humans.

      If that's not the parents responsibility then whose is it? The Government? Can't be the Gov - since everyone here is anti-nanny state right? Can't be solely the teenagers responsibility, since they're the ones pumped up with all those hormones.

      So should the parents let the sex crazed monsters do whatever they want?

      I don't think so.

      From what I observe (hey I'm a slashdotter so I can't speak from personal experience ;) ), for a lot of people, sex creates a very strong bond.

      I've told a friend that he shouldn't go about having sex with just any girl he finds attractive, because based on track record he is one of those people. He should find someone who is sufficiently compatible first, then only sexually bond with them. Bonding with someone incompatible results in a lot of pain.

      Most parents want to spare their children from unnecessary pain. Some of them are still going to experience all of that anyway, but that does not mean you do not try.

      Lastly, if you want to domesticate dogs properly, you don't let them do whatever they want. Same applies for domesticating humans.

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    206. Re:I can live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And which cultures are in danger of going extinct or being relegated to "free range zoos"?

      FWIW, sexual behaviour in children appears to be common whether in modern or other cultures.

      If it happens, most modern day parents tell their kids it's inapporiate to hump just anyone they find attractive, or do other sexual stuff.

      Anyway, it's all about imitation. Kids tend to imitate what they see. So if they see people going about naked, they'll might want to go about naked too, even if it's not such a good idea for them to wander around naked in public.

      And if the kid sees adults having sex, don't be surprised if that kid tries it on some other kid. They do. You have to tell them - hey you're not supposed to do that to the other poor unsuspecting kid. But maybe you shouldn't make a huge fuss over it as if that kid is raping/molesting the other (even though technically you could view it that way). Because I suspect if you do, both kids are more likely to be scarred in the process. Better to start with "Hey! Stop that! Bad boy!".

    207. Re:I can live with it by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "Evolution" doesn't "care", one way or another. A species either propagates and survives... or it doesn't. Individual behaviors that are destructive to the group as a whole are usually weeded out pretty quickly, since if the group doesn't survive neither does the individual nor does his offspring. Conversely, behaviors that increase the probability of offspring being born and surviving to produce offspring of their own tend to be reinforced. The description of that process is termed "evolution".

      And the "rules" for reproduction vary from species to species and even at times from group to group. Sometimes those rules require the male to prove that he's "worthy" to survive. Other times, all he needs to do is find a few eggs laid on the bottom of the river and fertilize them. If it works, it works.

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    208. Re:I can live with it by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So, by that argument, something that is only a picture, and has no words, is the least serious thing ever.

      That makes perfect sense. Couple thousand years of visual art...not serious. None of it. Ever.

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    209. Re:I can live with it by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      It is the product of a sexually repressed society that someone could consider the sight of female breasts or a limp schlong a sexual thing.

      Or, you know, the fact that they are sexually-appealing body parts.

      In fact, it's the most repressed cultures which tend to exhibit more sexual devian behaviour. Case in point: the catholic church.

      The Catholic Church has a rate of deviance no different than, say, physicians or schoolteachers. Where they stand out is in their inability to manage the media like the AMA or NEA can.

    210. Re:I can live with it by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      Scientists and doctors are worried about the younger-than-early-teens sexual maturity trend, looking for triggers and citing increased sexual problems and illnesses along the "early birds" including various genital cancers later in life.

      Granted I am not a scientist or doctor, but that suggests to me that "this little thing called research" is uncovering an anomaly and not the optimal functioning of the human body...

    211. Re:I can live with it by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      "No [to the idea of being born selfish/violent], we're born babies. Then we're socialized."

      Spoken like someone who has never given birth to and subsequently cared for an infant. :) It's true that for the first few weeks they never demand what they don't absolutely need, but assertion of privilege starts LONG before they could pick it up from anybody else.

  2. How about rated PG? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd love to take my 7 year old son to a superhero movie. He saw the Fantastic Four movies, they were pretty light. But even Iron Man was too adult.

    That being said, the Dark Knight really should have been rated R. It was like watching Spinal Tap being forced to pay only at 10.

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    1. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just because their are references in a movie, doesn't mean it's going to screw a kids brain, sexual reference clearly go straight over their heads. When my lad was five, he loved both Hulk movies, was into Iron Man for a while, and loved Transformers. He has very little interest in kids animations in general, Madgascar and the Toy Stories are the only ones he's ever wanted to watch again. He didn't like either of Fantastic Four flicks, too boring apparently.

      The reality is, most of these PG13 movies are rated that level because of sex, not the visuals. Dark Knight being the only exception I've seen in a number of years, which as you say, should have been bumped to R and I feel extra material put back in. Watchman was certainly more refreshing that these recent comic movies.

    2. Re:How about rated PG? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When I said that Iron Man was too adult, what I meant was that the situations would only be interesting to adults, e.g., the relationship between Tony and Pepper. There was simply too many scenes with only "talking" in it. Of course, as an adult, those scenes were necessary to develop the characters and move the plot, but to a kid, it's just "wah wah wahwah wah."

      In thinking about I wrote, I guess there really are superhero movies for kids. Bolt, Underdog, Incredibles, the Spy Kids series, Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the upcoming Monsters vs Aliens. Heck, even Race to Witch Mountain could be considered a superhero movie. I guess I just want my kid to be able to watch the heroes I grew up with.

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    3. Re:How about rated PG? by Duradin · · Score: 4, Informative

      You know, back in the day, kids listened to radio programs. Not just music. TV Programs without the "vision" part. Dramas, comedies all that. Without seizure inducing bright flashy pictures every three seconds. All those were pretty much nothing but "talking" with some sound effects tossed in.

      Kids have more potential then people want to believe. They let that damned myth of innocence morph into a need for ignorance because once those little gears do start turning it is hard to make them stop (well, easy once you get the kid diagnosed with the deficit disorder du jour and load them up with meds).

    4. Re:How about rated PG? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "All those were pretty much nothing but "talking" with some sound effects tossed in."

      You're missing the point. It's not merely that there is talking, it's about the topic of the conversation. There is certainly a lot of talking in the Spy Kids movies. Rodriguez as the same gift for gab that Tarantino has.

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    5. Re:How about rated PG? by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      In thinking about I wrote, I guess there really are superhero movies for kids. Bolt, Underdog, Incredibles, the Spy Kids series, Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the upcoming Monsters vs Aliens. Heck, even Race to Witch Mountain could be considered a superhero movie. I guess I just want my kid to be able to watch the heroes I grew up with.

      I have to disagree with you on The Incredibles. That was by far the most adult movie Pixar has yet made. It was dealing with issues that are specific to adults (mid-life crises, for example) and, while the second half of the movie had some fantastic action, the first half was mostly dialogue. Good, character-building dialogue which I thoroughly enjoyed, but I saw a father with his young daughter who took her out in his arms because she fell asleep during the first half of the movie. Kids are likely to be bored stiff by that part.

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    6. Re:How about rated PG? by ch33zm0ng3r · · Score: 1

      There was simply too many scenes with only "talking" in it. Of course, as an adult, those scenes were necessary to develop the characters and move the plot, but to a kid, it's just "wah wah wahwah wah."

      I agree. Let's shield the children from any sort of challenge. That way they know nothing and won't ever ask us embarrassing questions that might be a challenge for us to answer in an adult manner.

    7. Re:How about rated PG? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You know, back in the day, kids listened to radio programs. Not just music. TV Programs without the "vision" part. Dramas, comedies all that.

      Audiobooks have replaced a lot of radio, and there seems to still be a demand for children's audiobooks.

      Not many years ago I remember digging out a tape recorder so I could record Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone for my younger brother when the BBC broadcast it on radio (the whole many-hours thing, unabridged). The year after they broadcast Philip Pullman's Northern Lights trilogy.

      Also, [good] parents still read books to their children. At most, there's one picture per page of writing.

    8. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Introduce your child to comic books. They didn't ruin most /.'ers, I'm sure it won't ruin yours.

    9. Re:How about rated PG? by sstengler · · Score: 1

      My nine-yo son and I went to see Iron Man when it came out. Every time I'd glance over at him, it was obvious that he was enthralled with it...even the during those scenes with Tony and Pepper and all the talk. Heck, if he's anything like I was at that age, he's had a few visions of Gwyneth Paltrow in that party dress to keep him occupied, for those rare occasions when he isn't imagining himself fighting and blowing things up as Iron Man.

    10. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 13 in PG13 stands for something you know. I don't think that Dark Knight was more than a 13 year old could handle. Too much for 7? Yes. But that's a problem with your interpretation of the rating, not the rating itself.

    11. Re:How about rated PG? by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you have such a low opinion of your kid. It must be very depressing.

    12. Re:How about rated PG? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I guess I just want my kid to be able to watch the heroes I grew up with.

      Go rent the hero movies you grew up with.

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    13. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That reminds me about the Bill Cosby show that was over 18 only (and I think he wanted it to be over 21) No profanity, violence, or nudity, but the topics were all 'grown up'; child birth, in-laws, the stupidity of cocaine, and so on. The reason he made it an over 18 show was because Mr Cosby didn't want parents to need to stop laughing and enplane to the kids why it was funny.

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    14. Re:How about rated PG? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was hilarious and insightful.

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    15. Re:How about rated PG? by Zashi · · Score: 1

      Thank you for saying this. I hate when people act like children can't grasp anything beyond the most basic of ideas. And even when they don't understand it is often not lack of faculty, but merely the necessity of preamble or explanation.

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    16. Re:How about rated PG? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      As another example, yet almost the opposite, Wall-e had no dialog the entire first half of the movie, but was dealing with adult-comprehension level themes. The reality is that Pixar is just really good at making movies that speak to both adults, children and everyone between.

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    17. Re:How about rated PG? by steelcaress · · Score: 1

      The Incredibles, was, in a word, incredible.

      Better by far than alot of the superhero fare nowadays. Enjoyed it more than Dark Knight, both Fantastic Four movies (which seem to care more about Jessica Alba half-naked), and Spider-Man 3.

      That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed Watchmen, though. It was fairly faithful to the comic, and that's mainly what I wanted.

    18. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like you're too anxious for your kid to do stuff they aren't ready for. If they don't like Iron Man because there is too much talking then so what. The movie will still be around 5 years from now when they can enjoy it.

      Your kid can enjoy the heroes you did but maybe not at 7. What's the rush?

    19. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those new movies are rubbish and won't live on like our superheros. The enormously successful Incredibles failed to come up with a story for #2.

      One little known character I failed to mention was Spider-Man. My word, was my boy into him. Many hours were spent carrying him around the house in swooping motions so he could travel via webbing. Don't buy that spray webbing though, it's awful and a pain to remove from just about everything :(

      Something that I do consider interesting is his retro tastes. He much prefers the old 60s/70s animation of Spidy and the hulk over modern offerings, likewise with the original Scooby Doo. It's the same with Star Wars. Loves the first three movies and isn't interested in Episodes 1-3, or the clone wars spin-off. I'll be taking him to Monsters vs Aliens, no doubt there'll be more interesting action hero movies in the trailers, which will start an hour of "can we see blah blah?".

    20. Re:How about rated PG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most superhero stories can be kept at a PG-13 or lower level. It's just when you start hitting the graphic novels that you can't do most of them justice with a PG-13 movie. I shudder to think of a edited Watchmen movie to fit PG-13 (though less blue dong would be nice). It also makes me worried because some series like The Boys could never be parred down to PG-13 without losing the spirit of the series meaning possible movie versions would be passed over in favor of vomit inducing movies like Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

    21. Re:How about rated PG? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I am a teenager recently diagnosed with ADHD, you insensitive clod!

      Seriously, what's up with mocking psychiatric disorders? Sure, there are hypochondriacs, but quit screwing with the rest of us, mmmmkay? I took enough of that for being too smart 1 through 4-th grade, and I don't need any more. Sometimes I start to wonder whether I need the drugs (which are all-so-helpfully unavailable in my country) for my condition (not being able to do a basic math homework with no conscious procrastination within 1 and a half hours counts as a condition in my book), or against general depression from all these idiots around existing. Sorry about the OT rant, I couldn't help myself.

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  3. That's not the real issue by captainpanic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We should not fear that Warner Bros is ending the R-rated movies. We should fear the fact that one single company has such massive influence that we even bother talking about this.

    1. Re:That's not the real issue by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We should not fear that Warner Bros is ending the R-rated movies. We should fear the fact that one single company has such massive influence that we even bother talking about this.

      Why? Is Warner Brothers prohibiting independent studios from making their own R-Rated superhero movies?

    2. Re:That's not the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They are if they are buying the rights to make said movies.

    3. Re:That's not the real issue by iainl · · Score: 1

      They'll prohibit independent studios from making their own R-Rated DC Superhero movies, yes, because DC is owned by AOL Time Warner.

      As such, they're easily the most important single studio, if you had to pick one.

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    4. Re:That's not the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What we should fear is the fact that they completely missed the reason why it was a box office failure.

      As if a PG-13 rating would suddenly cure the fact that it's a way too complex and nuanced story with far too many characters to translate into a satisfying movie to anyone who hadn't already read the comic books.

      Always the simplest reason.. oh it must have been the R-rating!

    5. Re:That's not the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its still pretty hard for independents to get to the theater, at least in the US I haven't seen many films that aren't major studio produced. without

      cinema exposure you don't tend to know about films unless you are intentionally looking and have some luck on the web / library / etc.

    6. Re:That's not the real issue by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      If they can't create their own superheroes, they aren't really that independent, are they?

    7. Re:That's not the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Do you know any independent studios that could afford the license?

    8. Re:That's not the real issue by punterjoe · · Score: 1

      They're just going for the lowest common denominator. I don't mourn the death of the R rated superhero movie so much as I mourn the loss of complicated stories intricately told - ie movies for adult minds. Why drift slowly toward the bottom? Why not just embrace the impact zone & simply release Telletubbies The Motion Picture?

    9. Re:That's not the real issue by iainl · · Score: 1

      Well, leave aside for the moment that fact that Warner Brothers was both the highest-grossing studio of 2008 and so far the highest of 2009 as well (something I wouldn't be surprised is still the case at the end of the year with a Potter hitting screens soon). Because this isn't really about Warners the film studio.

      Two companies have such massive influence on Superhero movies. Because original Superheroes just don't sell as well as ones with 50+ years of hype behind them, you're basically looking to Marvel and DC. As the summary says, Marvel announced they see more money in ensuring their 13-year-old comic fans can watch already, and now the owners of DC have as well - AOL Time Warner.

      Companies do things to make a profit. The money men have observed that the most profit comes from allowing a wider market to watch this genre. That's about the size of it.

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    10. Re:That's not the real issue by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      People keep saying it was a failure. The movie's been out less than a month, and it's made a $40M profit. It's also the #3 biggest grossing opening weekend in March ever.

    11. Re:That's not the real issue by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      it's a way too complex and nuanced story with far too many characters to translate into a satisfying movie to anyone who hadn't already read the comic books.

      I didn't read the comic books. I didn't even know it was based on a comic book until I watched it (comic book movies all have the same feel to them). I found it interesting, and more satisfying in a sort of sad, visceral way than most superhero movies. The ending was also unique in the genre, which I appreciated.

    12. Re:That's not the real issue by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Besides, it failed because it had a bad score.

      Star Wars had an awesome score and it made the movie.

      Watchman had a mildly jarring sound track and a terrible score (almost no score at all).

      My daughter said the sound track made her think things were about to happen and then nothing did.

      The score it self, gave no hint as to how you should feel about what was on screen.

      I liked the movie a lot- but I had read the comic first.

      I was going to see it twice but my buds saw it earlier than planned.

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  4. The thing that has made great superhero movies... by Assmasher · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...lately, at least to me, is that they are elements of the fantastic that dovetail nicely into the hollywood version of 'the real world' that we live in. They are grittier, people are less 'cookie cutter/superficial bad guys.' In most of the non R rated superhero movies I've seen you could always walk away with the feeling that the main villain could have, at any moment, had a change of heart because he's not really evil - he's just made bad choices (lol.)

    In the darker movies, the most definitely R rated movies, you can see struggle, ugliness, depravity, insanity (not the laughable kind), all things that give the villain and the unfolding events a sense of gravitas and immorality that you can't (imho) really get from a movie that HAS TO fit in some production company's ratings 'box.'

    Personally, if there's a superhero movie where I'm not really interested in the super hero itself (for some reason), and it is R rated - there's a very good chance I'll go to see it because the director has obviously not pandered to the 13 year old boy market (although he may be pandering to me by throwing in R rated stuff.) If there's a superhero movie that I am interested in and then I find out that it is PG-13, it's unlikely that I'll see it. Perhaps on video.

    Seriously, imagine if the Dark Knight movies were made PG-13? What a loss that would have been.

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  5. And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The box office on that one was great.
    I hear another is in the works, and I doubt it will be PG-13.

    Besides, why should we fear anything?
    Independent producers can do it if there's a market for it. This is a genre that was now constrained by the cost of special effects. Now, anyone can (with talent, time and dedication thrown in by good measure) do it.

    I think that this announcements are just to indicate saturation of market. In the late 70's Superman ignited a furor for superhero movies and TV shows, in the 80's the market was saturated and the "cool factor" was lost, until Tim Burton made superheroes cool (and dark) again.

    The pendulum will shift eventually.
    What we should be afraid of is the impending return of the boy bands!

    1. Re:And what about Batman? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      "Independent producers can do it if there's a market for it." - Therein lies the primary fear. I, for one, worry that big production companies (who are talking about no more R rated superhero movies) will lock up all the options with the comics companies. Many of these 'properties' already have their rights licensed.

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    2. Re:And what about Batman? by soupforare · · Score: 1

      That doesn't bother me that much, superhero doesn't need to be major comic-book hero. Licensing an off-beat comic or, heaven forbid, creating a superhero for the film could be a great shot in the arm to the industry as a whole.
      The real problem is getting the movie rated in the first place, and then trying to find a way to distribute the damn thing. How many non-chain theatres even exist anymore? How many bother to take solicitations from film makers? The few near me are just second run discount joints.

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    3. Re:And what about Batman? by neomunk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I hope they DO lock the big comic book companies into PG-13 (I'd even like to see PG) ratings.

      I've thought about this long and hard, but I cannot escape the conclusion that we're being terribly unfair to our kids by turning the stories WE loved as children (as did the generation before us) into fare for adults, just because we don't want to give our toys up to the younger generations.

      Yes, the potential for great stories is immense given the formula of old comics + modern day grittiness + Hollywood production techniques, that's a given. I just can't bring myself to let my kids watch the Dark Knight though, it's too violent-in-mindset (worse than fake blood in my opinion). I -LOVED- the movie, but I cannot shake the feeling that we're robbing the next generation because we don't want to grow up, but we want grownup things.

      I truly believe it's a disservice to the future and I hope we can correct it.

    4. Re:And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      turning the stories WE loved as children (as did the generation before us) into fare for adults

      Turning? Maybe the stories we loved as children are "fare for adults" by current MPAA standards. Violence exists within a story regardless of whether it's "graphic" or implied.

    5. Re:And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because the batman *I* grew up with was fuzzy and warm...

    6. Re:And what about Batman? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I just can't bring myself to let my kids watch the Dark Knight though, it's too violent-in-mindset (worse than fake blood in my opinion). I -LOVED- the movie, but I cannot shake the feeling that we're robbing the next generation because we don't want to grow up, but we want grownup things.

      The 30's Batman killed people, and the 30's Superman tortured people.

      A generation later, they were whitewashed into parodies of themselves.

      A generation later still, some of them are back to their darker selves, and you lament it. Don't worry, soon enough superheroes will be back to campy inoffensive stories suitable for 5 year olds.

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    7. Re:And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we even have empirical evidence to support that children are negatively impacted by "adult" things?
      Ratings are counter productive.
      Tell a kid they can't watch something and they'll almost always want to see it.
      Name something negative that comes from showing a person under 18 fantasy violence and sex.

      What's important is communication between the parent and child.
      Instead of denying a child, if they want to see a film make sure you have a talk with them about violence and sex before they watch it.

    8. Re:And what about Batman? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I've thought about this long and hard, but I cannot escape the conclusion that we're being terribly unfair to our kids by turning the stories WE loved as children (as did the generation before us) into fare for adults, just because we don't want to give our toys up to the younger generations.

      The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen were both first published in 1986.

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    9. Re:And what about Batman? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe they can watch the Smurfs and My Little Pony. I don't see them getting away from their bland roots.

      Kids aren't being robbed of anything. There is a ridiculous amount of children's material of all forms.

    10. Re:And what about Batman? by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1
      Both of these statements are very much what I've been thinking, but I've been unable to put it as succinctly as that. If I hadn't already posted a few times in this thread I'd mod you up.

      I've thought about this long and hard, but I cannot escape the conclusion that we're being terribly unfair to our kids by turning the stories WE loved as children (as did the generation before us) into fare for adults, just because we don't want to give our toys up to the younger generations.

      but I cannot shake the feeling that we're robbing the next generation because we don't want to grow up, but we want grownup things.

    11. Re:And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can grow up with the heroes THEY loved growing up (spy kids, whatever).. or they can grow up with what you loved (animated xmen, spiderman, and batman series?)) then when they get older, they have something as great as the dark knight waiting for them.

    12. Re:And what about Batman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason, this discussion is making me think of the Sesame Street 'first season' DVDs recently released that were marked as Not Appropriate For Children.

      Cookie Monster smokes and snarfs cookies, o the horror.....

      As the adult world of entertainment moves in one direction, we keep packing one set of children in thicker rolls of bubblewrap - mostly to their disservice. Meanwhile, the children stuck in terrible environments (gang-ridden centers of poverty) get another kind of disservice.

    13. Re:And what about Batman? by swillden · · Score: 1

      the 30's Superman tortured people

      Cite?

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    14. Re:And what about Batman? by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
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    15. Re:And what about Batman? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Action Comics #1: Page 12

      I was thinking of him beating people to talk that one time, but that'll do nicely.

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    16. Re:And what about Batman? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "we're being terribly unfair to our kids by turning the stories WE loved as children (as did the generation before us) into fare for adults, just because we don't want to give our toys up to the younger generations."

      Let's compare:

      My childhood: Pong, pinball, comic books, occasional movies.
      Their childhood: 24-7 Cable TV, PCs, X-box, Nintendos ad infinitum, tons of kids movies with the best CGI available evar, anime (and they don't have to translate it or risk being kicked out of school for having it.)

      I say fuck 'em. They have more than ehough toys to play with. Let them read the comic books till they are old enough for the R rated super hero movies.

      And no, you cant play with my vintage 1980's Millenium Falcon either. Get your own.

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  6. R means sexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filmmakers can get away with lots of violence without being hit with an R rating. There are a lot of superhero stories that can be told below R, as long as they avoid sexuality.

  7. What's to fear? by IamAHack · · Score: 1

    I don't think that it should be a matter of fear at all. Some of the best comic based movies were PG-13, and, like the earlier post, I enjoy watching comic based movies with my kids. I'm more concerned that the movies are faithful to the series. I think that several movies have done a good job of modernizing the origin stories of the character while remaining true to the core. That said, I recognize that there are some comics out there that would probably be pointless to be made into a non R rated movie - it would remove the themes and plot elements that make them interesting.

  8. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by PunditGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Haven't had my morning coffee yet. Irony detector may not be functioning.

    Batman Begins: PG-13
    The Dark Knight: PG-13

  9. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by asills · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um, the Dark Knight was PG-13. That was part of the point of this article, had you read it ("look at the successful PG-13 comic movies!").

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/

    Also part of the point was that damn, that was seriously rated PG-13 and not R?

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  10. So long as they don't suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watchmen sucked. It had the potential to be a great film, but it blew. The content rating had nothing to do with it; no one wants to go to a movie that sucks.

    I support a continued effort to produce R rated super hero films. Just don't make CRAPPY R rated super hero films. It's a shame those studios don't understand that.

  11. Not Surprising by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    When movies are being made to attract the largest viewing audience possible (and thus generate the largest revenue possible), we should not be the least bit surprised that movie companies are shying away from constricting their possible market. An R-rated movie cuts out a rather sizable chunk of the typical theater-going audience. It's a bold move to restrict your audience so much but one that does not make good "business sense." Not surprising that the studios are moving away from that.

    1. Re:Not Surprising by internerdj · · Score: 1

      I think moreso than others comic films will lose a chunk of their audience with an R rating. Their are obvious comics that would fail as anything less than R but comic films by and large are family features that appeal to many different age groups, that means I can take a family or social club to see it with reasonable group acceptance. I can't do it with action, or horror, or romantic comedy, or many regular comedies, or even a lot of animated features. Apart from that if you take something like X-Men or Superman and force it into an R rating I think you are going to be being untrue to the original material because those are mass appeal comics that fall into the same market pressures.

  12. This is the same mistake the music business made by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only movie I saw in the last 12 months was Watchmen. Sure, Spider-man 6 might make a bigger profit, but if you concentrate only on getting the biggest possible slice of the Spider-man 6 demographic, you'll never get any money from people like me, and the industry as a whole will be poorer.

    The music business already fell into this trap, churning out countless spice-girl clones in the hope of hitting the jackpot and ignoring the fact that even if they can find a girl-group that outsells the spice girls, there are a lot of potential customers who just don't like that genre.

    If the big studios stop making $100m blockbuster R-rated movies, then a smart film company should start leveraging CGI to make $5-$10m ones to tap into that market.

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  13. Batman vs Watchmen by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the wwriter is failing to take something into account.
    I'd heard of Batman all my life - never heard of watchmen until this movie. I suspect I'm not the only one.

    For an accurate comparison, they should do an r-rated Batman.

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    1. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      My wife and I were having a discussion about this very notion.

      I believe part of what hampered Watchmen's performance was that any randome Joe off the street had no idea who the main characters were, or had even heard of the original material.

      Batman, Superman, Spider-Man and Iron Man have decades of comics behind them, not to mention t-shirts, posters, stickers, pop-tarts, video games, board games, saturday morning cartoon shows and quite a bit of pop-culture notability.

      To some guy off the street -- Who the hell are the Watchmen?

      I think what really hurt the movie's performance was that there was no identifcation with these characters other than what you learn during the movie, and that's a gamble. People know Batman's just a guy with a brain, a costume and some weird villains. People know Superman's a really strong alien. People know Spider-Man is a nerd with an allergic reaction. People know Iron Man is a guy in a suit of armor.

      People don't know about to complexities of Rorshach's backstory (of which even the mask wasn't discussed), the Comedian's motivation or Silk Spectre's reason for being a superhero.

      The movies, on top of being profitable themselves, are used to promote the source material. Marvel and DC want new readers to be attracted to the titles. If the audience has to know the source material beforehand to judge any interest in the movie it's not going to perform well at all.

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    2. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by frission · · Score: 1

      I guess the studios are saying that they don't need to do an R-rated Batman to see the proof. They already proved with the Dark Knight and the Batman animated series, that you can have a really good Batman story without the R rating.

    3. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by gid · · Score: 1

      You bring up a good point, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Ironman all NOT rated R. I've heard of all these guys before the movies were made, big profit (well maybe not so with Superman, but that's another story)

      300, Watchmen, rated R, never heard of them before the movie, smaller profit.

    4. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Actually it would be funny to reboot the franchise again back into the Adam West era - all ZAP and POW popups during fights. Except that is that the actual fights are R rated ultraviolence with limbs getting lopped off people getting raped etc.

      In fact you'd film it as gorily as possible and put in the popups to get from NC17 to R. The special edition unrated DVD would just move the popups a bit.

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    5. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Short of Batman going back to his 1930s roots and start killing people brutally using guns, clubs, lead slappers, and the like, how do you suppose they'd get an "R"? Show more dead bodies and gore? That'd not improve the film a bit.

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    6. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Doing an R-rated Batman is pointless. Batman as a character is a boring dipshit. It's not like he's suddenly going to turn morally ambiguous and start killing bad guys instead of tying them up like some lame-ass pansy. Show me a Batman where he starts using a gun, killing bad guys, and telling the cops to go fuck themselves if they don't like his methods (seriously, the Gotham cops are always portrayed as completely impotent idiots in the Batman universe--why does he keep showing these ass-clowns respect?). Now THAT would make for a good R-rated Batman film!

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    7. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is that there aren't a lot of R-rated comic franchises that are very well known to the masses. Watchmen is HUGE in the comic world. But compared to Batman, next to no one who follows comics religiously even knew about it.

      So besides Batman, what comic franchise do you want to see on the silver screen that would need to be rated R and would also garner a large following outside of the comic fans? Punisher has proven it's not big enough to be a huge blockbuster. Who does that leave us with? Lobo?

      The Dark Knight proved that you don't need to be R-rated to be dark and gritty. In fact, I don't think any additions to TDK to make it R would have improved it. Do people really want to see an R-rated Spiderman? Why? Why would Green Lantern or Wonder Woman or Thor need to be R? The only comic character that I think could get some popularity at R might be Wolverine but even that would do better financially by making a PG-13 version for the box office and a Director's cut R version for DVD like the article mentioned.

      It's bad enough that PG13 movies get McDonald's Happy Meal toys. If you're going to market a movie to little kids, make it for kids. If you're going to make the movie geared towards older people, then don't market it to kids.

    8. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      For an accurate comparison, they should do an r-rated Batman.

      They did, but they gave it a PG-13 rating.

    9. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It's bad enough that PG13 movies get McDonald's Happy Meal toys. If you're going to market a movie to little kids, make it for kids. If you're going to make the movie geared towards older people, then don't market it to kids.

      Hallelujah! At a local big-bookstore, they moved all of the Watchmen comics, making-of (movie), making-of (comics), etc. onto a big table away from the other graphic novels. Not too big a problem, except they moved them to right outside the children's books section. Brightly colored, big yellow smiley...

    10. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I think you hit the nail on the head there. Having (largely) exhausted the superheroes already reasonably known in popular culture, they're trying to stretch into riskier territory.

    11. Re:Batman vs Watchmen by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I believe part of what hampered Watchmen's performance was that any randome Joe off the street had no idea who the main characters were, or had even heard of the original material."

      Maybe. I never knew anything about Watchmen before the movie. A quick google told me the basics and made me want to see the movie. Of course if you expected or wanted a series of action scenes....

      Of course, I am always curious why a movie that will probable gross over 150million isn't a success. Or why Mall Cop is a top grossing movie...

  14. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    Here's the difference between the Dark Knight and the Watchmen:

    • The Watchmen had way too much violence, sex, and especially gore. It was on the level of horror movie gore.
    • The Dark Knight had a good amount of violence, no sex, and little gore. And it had a plot.
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  15. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by internerdj · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, a lot of directors gunning for an R rating use cheap paths to showing us villains are bad. The best directors make a Joker, the worst make a Jigsaw. I just watched Punisher: War Zone Sunday evening for the first and likely last time. A good director can make a villain believable in his targeted rating. In the X-Men franchise, despite the bad acting in most cases you come to both understand and fear Magneto. He is a man who has suffered at the hands of men and will go to any length to stop it from happening again. Just because he isn't a psychopath or less refined doesn't make him a lesser villain.
    The penultimate villain of movies: Hannibal Lecter could have been conveyed in a PG-13 movie. R gave the director alot more to work with but the chilling aspect of Dr. Lecter is his normalcy up to the point where he does or says something taboo to our culture.

  16. Good movies can be made regardless of the rating.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good, adult superhero movie can be made that would get a "G" rating - it would just take a little more talent to do so than relying on lazy blood, sex and violence.

  17. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by puetzk · · Score: 1

    Err, the Dark Knight *was* PG-13 (IMDB).

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  18. What is the point of R rated movies. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Normally the R Rating doesn't help the story anything, and usually causes a loss to the movie firm as they cant advertise to a wider audience.

    Most of the stuff that the makes it from PG 13 to R are mostly visuals, and some language. There are many editing elements they can do to show the guy dies a slow painful death, or the hero is doing it with the lady. Which don't effect the story however keeps things clean.

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    1. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      In the case of Watchmen the R rating was necessary. It conveyed the sense of moral ambiguity on the part of the "heroes" and "villains" alike... and that they lived in the real world, not some fantasy. Finally, it also conveyed that there is a cost to every action, even when done with good intentions (in some cases, especially).

      The R rating allowed showing superheroes as human, sexual creatures... and the horrible, angry side of humans that we all know exists. It put a microscope on our own personalities... and made much of the audience uncomfortable (as did the source material).

      It also allowed the nudity of Doc Manhattan... which some people focus on as being something that made them uncomfortable... but to me it just highlighted how remote from human beings he has become, how his vision has become so broad that he barely sees human beings at all any more and considers their morals and social ideals, petty in the grand scheme of things (which they are).

    2. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The R-rating advertises to a DIFFERENT audience. Witness the explosion of torture-porn films like Hostel and Saw. They keep making them, which means people are watching them.

    3. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its all about the boobies!

    4. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The R rating allowed showing superheroes as human, sexual creatures... and the horrible, angry side of humans that we all know exists. It put a microscope on our own personalities... and made much of the audience uncomfortable (as did the source material).

      No, not really. I'd never read Watchmen and I was interested in seeing the movie.

      1. Unless you read up on the backstories, you ended up getting blased with dozens of 2 second shots of people that you figured you were supposed to know, but ended up not really caring much.

      2. Without the backstories, the characters were just sort of 'odd'. It wasn't a microscope into our own personalities, it was a magnifying glass on some really flawed people. It made me uncomfortable because I wanted to know how anyone could stand to be around any of the others.

      3. The people we DID know about were characatures that stood out against the people who WERE characatures. Nixon was a political cartoon. In those scenes, I was watching an imitation of Dr. Strangelove and it paled in comparison.

      4. The sex scene was awkward because it was too long. Frankly, I didn't need it to be that long, I wasn't turned off by it because it was a sex scene, but because the audience said "We get it.." And the director repeated "No, not yet you don't" and the audience repeated "yeah, we do". Director: are you sure? I've got 3 more minutes to show you.

      5. The gore. It was just so much that it destroyed the flow of the scenes. Just when you started to relate to the character's anguish, he was strangling someone with their own intestines.

      Everything was just overdone. You can show heroes as human, sexual, flawed, creatures without the use of Neon signs indicating your effort.

      Oh yeah, and the reveal? Good job giving Ozzymandius an accent and enunciation that blurred what could have been the most 'shocking' moments.
      "What?"
      "isedididitthirtyfivmenutesago"
      "Sed a give?"

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    5. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      The difference is that in the graphic novel, those things weren't taken to the excess that they were in the movie. Dr. Manhattan's penis was proportionately the same size as any other man's penis in the graphic novel, but not so in the movie. The book had 5 or so shots of the penis, the movie had much more. The book showed some truly horrific violence, the movie showed it and then some. The book had a lot of sexual situation in it, the movie had a lot of graphic sex in it.

      My point isn't that movies shouldn't contain these things, it's that they tend to take it to an extreme that destroys any attempt at subtlety. By highlighting the penis and panning over it so many times, they've made it so that something which is commonplace and normal for the character is shocking and in-your-face to the audience. Sex scenes, by their nature, are titillating and arousing, which means that being too graphic with the sex scene replaces emotion with arousal in the audience's mind.

    6. Re:What is the point of R rated movies. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think you're forgetting as movie isn't a comic book. On the dong thing, showing it more actually made it more commonplace. As proof, witness typical comedic use of showing a dong. It's far more shocking when they just up and flash one for a few seconds for no apparent reason. In this case, after a few times I completely forgot about the blue dong.

      A graphic novel by its nature is subtle, it doesn't have as much material by its nature as a movie.

  19. Superhero movies, all show and no shebang by waffle247 · · Score: 1

    Superhero movies are always the same, lot's of hype and loads of sfx but then a flat storyline full of cardboard characters. Violence, set pieces, action sequences and beautiful people; all secondary to a story that actually goes somewhere and maintains interest. Be it for kids or adults; it's got to have a good story and an engaging script or it's just a set of expensive moving pictures. Holywood wants to make movies that people will watch, try writing an intelligent movie instead of movies for the unfortunates with a room temperature IQ.

  20. No more blue cock by javacowboy · · Score: 0, Troll

    For this, we should be extremely thankful :)

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  21. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

    I think it was ironic. They're trying to point out that you can deliver a dark and visceral experience without gratuitous blood, boobs and excessive use of the word "fuck." My detector went off when they said they wouldn't go see a PG-13 movie in theaters due to it being rated PG-13.

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  22. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by LinuxIdiot · · Score: 1

    Not to mention Watchmen had a dangling blue shiny penis through half the movie it seemed.

  23. The studios have it all wrong by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The studios have it all wrong. The reason Watchmen tanked was because it sucked. Badly.

    First, you take a half-rate superhero and make a movie out of him. Starting off, it's already disadvantaged: there's a reason s/he's a half-rate comic book hero. He has a crummy story, costume, plot, writers, or what have you which the vast majority of people do not like. They're already striking out before they've even got the storyboard - which is, frankly, astonishing, because it's a comic book, after all.

    Second, they don't fix most of the flaws in the comic, but amplify them, in the creation of the movie. That's like strike three, except the third ball hits you in the face and kills you.

    (Thankfully, today's PG-13 is, in many ways, as gratuitous and maturely themed as yesteryear's R.)

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    1. Re:The studios have it all wrong by beowulfcluster · · Score: 1

      You can say what you want about the story, plot, writers and what have you of the Watchmen but you can't call her costume crummy expect to be taken seriously.

    2. Re:The studios have it all wrong by gid · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the only difference between today's PG-13 and yesterday's R is you can't show tits, and you can't cuss like sailor.

    3. Re:The studios have it all wrong by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      He has a crummy story, costume, plot, writers, or what have you which the vast majority of people do not like.

      Impeccable logic. Thank god the truly great and original stories like Twilite and Fantastic 4 get made. Now there's something people like and which is therefore Great! And Spiderman! I mean, what an enthralling story and so interesting, he got bitten by a spider now he fights crime and has a girlfriend! Whoohoo!

  24. Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently Americans don't want full frontal nudity in their superhero movies.

    1. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      funny how often this trollish little attempt at a point is made.

      Ok, how about a retort, just for fun. So Americans didn't like it because we don't want to see a big blue dong for half a movie. Europeans on the other hand will love it because they DO like seeing a big blue dong for half a movie.

      Not fair? Sortof silly, really? Hmmm. Yeah, I agree.

      There is a point at which something goes well beyond gratuitous, passes up Supersize Me, and goes on past there being any point anymore.

    2. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by Syberz · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah I do, just not MALE full frontal nudity :)

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    3. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      As someone on imdb put it, it would be funny if they'd showed the nudity in the Vietnam sequences where all the Vietcong were running in terror from Doctor M.

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    4. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      American movie studios don't do full frontal nudity. European studios do.

      I think the main reason for this is we don't have a "Bible Belt" throwing shame in our faces constantly, and accept that no matter what colour a penis is, it's just a penis.

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    5. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we want balance. It's actually getting kind of cliche now that a movie (or even tv show) that wants to be edgy will show a sex scene where the participants aren't mysteriously obscured by scenery and stuff.

      Except that it will be entirely warty, hairy man-ass.

      The whole, "it's ok to show more of a naked man than a naked woman" bit is pretty boring and getting kind of old.

    6. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      Ok, how about a retort, just for fun. So Americans didn't like it because we don't want to see a big blue dong for half a movie. Europeans on the other hand will love it because they DO like seeing a big blue dong for half a movie.

      As a european I thought I'd give you a data point: I didn't even notice a penis was actually shown (it's not like it's central to the scene), and when we discussed the movie with friends later, no-one mentioned the nudity...

      You on the other hand used the term "half a movie" to describe how long the penis was shown. Other people are saying it was actually shown for 11 seconds-- if this is correct it means about 1 thousandth of the movie.

      So who's being silly here, dAzED1?

    7. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      you, for being a nationalist. Harsh people for being different than you all you want, but I was more apathetic about the contents of the movie than you; I didn't even watch the movie, it didn't interest me.

    8. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so gratuitous as well. Isn't it like -100 degrees on Mars, yet no shrinkage. Get real!

    9. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      you, for being a nationalist

      Maybe I'm slow, but you'll have to explain this one. I've always viewed strong emotional attachment to nationality a bit silly, so I'm a bit hesitant to believe I'd be guilty of this sin.

      As a matter of fact, after reading my comment again, I'm totally in the dark about your intention: All I did was provide a personal experience and compare it to yours (your experience didn't actually exist, but I couldn't know that). So, WTF?

    10. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      Apparently Americans don't want full frontal nudity in their superhero movies.

      Not true. We just don't want full frontal MALE nudity in our superhero movies.

    11. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      It's pretty simple really; someone pulled the "Europeans are better" card, and I made an argument *against* saying either side was better than the other. Which is to say, I made an anti-nationalism argument. You then, in turn, made an argument against my argument, which means you were arguing *pro* nationalism. Now, if you don't think that flow makes it fair to label you as a nationalist, then fine - feel free to link to me where you also commented against the "Europeans are better" notion, and I'll admit that your involvement in the discussion was not pro-nationalism.

      The US, like many other places, has minorities that are very vocal about certain things. Case in point, the movie being discussed was barely watched at all; any reaction to it can hardly be used to gauge the reaction the general populous would have, as it by no means appeals to the general populous. So, when someone uses reactions to the movie as a justification for bashing 300million people based simply on their geographic location on the planet, I do find that to be a bit absurd. That would be like polling vegans in Brazil, and holding their opinions against the whole of Brazil.

      One might of course simply say that it was just "typical American Behaviour" but, I'd submit that if in fact Americans are on the conservative side of healthy views on sex - if that is really going to be argued for - then with the same validity I'd suggest Europeans are no closer to a healthy view, considering cases like this. That's not some tiny town somewhere, that's the highest court in a respected European nation. But really, those things are not accurate, or even fair, ways of determining what the general populous is like. Further, there are not any fair, or accurate, methods to determine the opinion of the general populous currently being used. Until such a time as such methods are employed, any argument against an entire group of 300Million based on the opinions of just a few people is - well, nationalistic to say the least.

      Fair? And yes, I am indeed bored this morning; waiting for something to compile. ;)

    12. Re:Blame Dr Manhattan's blue dong by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      To clarify my argument that is now in question:

      Ok, how about a retort, just for fun. So Americans didn't like it because we don't want to see a big blue dong for half a movie. Europeans on the other hand will love it because they DO like seeing a big blue dong for half a movie.

      This paragraph there should be seen - and I apologize if it isn't as obvious as I intended, I'm not a skilled writer - as a sarcastic strawman I was intending no one to accept. Note the next paragraph:

      Not fair? Sortof silly, really? Hmmm. Yeah, I agree.

      I'm certainly not going to defend an argument (whether or not there was gratuitous frontal nudity) that I myself already rejected. I was attempting to make the argument that if people were saying excessive "big blue dong" turned off Americans, then (as a silly response), couldn't it also be said to be turning on Europeans?

  25. It's all about freedom by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Constraining a director to a PG-13 rating means restricting their freedom beyond even those restrictions already imposed by the budget, time, etc. You can hedge it or slice it anyway you like, but it's still a straitjacket. Less freedom means less variety. Less variety forever limits the possibilities of the entire genre. This will have the practical effect of reestablishing the Hays Code for anyone wanting to do any sort of comic book adaption (and I say "comic book" here and not "graphic novel" quite intentially, because PG-13 means "comic book").

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  26. PG-13 is the new R by Wild_dog! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The only thing that people fear is women's naked bodies and maybe some excess swearing. Those movies end up with an R rating. Of course V for Vendetta did get an R so there are still some levels of violence that will garner an R. Things like Dark Knight would have ended up with an R rating in the past. No longer. The boundaries of these things are constantly being pushed. A while back I had the ducts in my house cleaned and we found some old stashed gentlemens magazines. The average Redbook or Vanity Fair magazines have more nudity in them than these old porn magazines did. 10 years from now V for vendetta might also fall into the PG-13 category.

    1. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Things like Dark Knight would have ended up with an R rating in the past.

      I would contrast Dark Knight with Spawn. I'm not suggesting that Spawn is on the same level of quality as Dark Knight, but much of the movie was cut to get the PG-13 rating. Apparently, this was mostly because the movie dealt with the concept of Hell.

      In contrast, I haven't heard of many G rated movies lately. From what I've heard, many older films wouldn't be able to get a G rating if they were made today.

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    2. Re:PG-13 is the new R by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what they cut in spawn, but the "devil" was about as evil-looking as that cartoon wolf that whistles at ladies (and frankly, a little less menacing).

      That kind of cheese was endemic throughout the film. I don't think spawn would've been any better with whatever they cut.

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    3. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      A while back I had the ducts in my house cleaned and we found some old stashed gentlemens magazines.

      Same thing happened to me in University. Needed to drag my mattress out to beat the dust out of it, picked it up only to find that the last occupant of my room had left a surprisingly large and broad variety of porn mags. It was an interesting moment since three people were helping me and I had a hard time explaining that I'd never seen them before.

      Anyway, my point is that as we sat down to have a flick through (the mattress now abandoned on my floor) I pointed out that the level of nudity and graphic content was pretty tame compared to what one can find on the Internet. Hell, you can get more graphics pictures from Google than most British porn mags are allowed to publish. So while you highlight the changing frontiers over time, there's also the changing frontiers based on different mediums. The kinds of violence and nudity that makes a movie R-rated (18 in the UK I think? or 15? Whatever) might be freely available on the net without problems.

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    4. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I don't think spawn would've been any better with whatever they cut.

      That wasn't my point. My point was, look at the violence in that film and the violence in Dark Knight. Spawn had difficulties getting a PG-13 rating and Dark Knight didn't (to my knowledge).

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    5. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      V didn't get an r rating for violence. it got an r rating because it touched on homosexual themes. The very idea of a non-hetero relationship is considered "strong sexual content".

    6. Re:PG-13 is the new R by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      That whole "hell/demons/damned" thing in Spawn probably didn't help much.

      Remember, the Doom movie cut that out entirely (not necessarily specifically to make it rate better)

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    7. Re:PG-13 is the new R by winwar · · Score: 1

      "In contrast, I haven't heard of many G rated movies lately."

      Probably because a G rating is much like an R or M rating. The kiss of mass marketing death in many cases. I rarely go see a G rated movie because I think it will be kiddie crap. There are exceptions.

    8. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      A study actually concluded that the average G rated movie has 11 time the profit as the average R rated movie. G rated movies were also rated overall most profitable.

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    9. Re:PG-13 is the new R by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A while back I had the ducts in my house cleaned and we found some old stashed gentlemens magazines.

      so you called Central Services, eh?

  27. Watchmen still have made money by Pecisk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, it won't be huge profit, but come on, for such violent and anti-mainstream experiment they got nice cash back. It is 165m (costed 120m), and it is only third week.

    I love movie, I only would like to be it more itself not just a copy of living very good comic book. However, it would require to move sideways from original material.

    Anyway, I think team who made it have proven their point. Kudos to them, all actors especially.

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    1. Re:Watchmen still have made money by Narpak · · Score: 2

      Something that is not mentioned is that this movie was released to a financial market a lot more dampened than just a year, or two years ago. I find it hard to believe that the financial situation hasn't lessened somewhat peoples desire and capacity to go to the cinema.

      Further more I would like to say that I think Hollywood wastes a lot of money on making movies; that is not to say that movies don't take money; or that certain movies don't deserve a big budget. However, I think that during the last years and decades, the budget for a movie has become bloated beyond restraint. Money is being wasted left and right on goods, services and people in a way that can not continue. Personally it is my belief that the price-tag on most mainstream movies these days is vastly more than it should be and that because of the current financial situation Hollywood, directors and actors, have to realise this and perhaps lower their requirements and desires just a bit.

    2. Re:Watchmen still have made money by FiveLights · · Score: 1

      While I appreciate that English is not everyone's first language, and I don't mean to "make fun," I cannot help but suggest that your post should have started with "Rorshach's Journal, March 26th, 2009."

    3. Re:Watchmen still have made money by westlake · · Score: 1
      Yes, it won't be huge profit, but come on, for such violent and anti-mainstream experiment they got nice cash back. It is 165m (costed 120m), and it is only third week.

      165 million gross isn't a 165 million return to the studio.

    4. Re:Watchmen still have made money by tuffy · · Score: 1

      Its production budget is reported to be in the $150m-$200m range, and it's currently brought in $160m world-wide. Additionally, the studio itself only gets a percentage of that. So the end result is that Watchmen won't produce any sort of profit until it arrives on disc.

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    5. Re:Watchmen still have made money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, looking at the numbers, it won't make money. It's actually going to be a fairly sizable flop. This is definately the reason that WB is abandoning the R rated comic book movie.

      Box Office Mojo puts it at a production budget of 150 million, with a wide release of 3600 screens (another 12.6 million in printing costs). Then, throw in the 40 million for advertising and you have a movie that costs the studio 202.6 million to make.

      Total box office take is $160 world wide. The studio will get the standard 85% of the opening weekend take of 55 million (46 million) and maybe half of the rest (another 53 million or so, the actual percentage falls lower each week), with very little more to be made in the theatre since it's dropped down to nearly nothing this week. That means the movie has pulled in about 99 million to cover a cost of 202.6. I seriously doubt it will make 100 million in DVD sales.

    6. Re:Watchmen still have made money by yanos · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Furthermore, why do big studios always rely on big name actors? Not only do they cost millions of dollars to hired, but I guess that at the end of the movie the sum of all their expenses must be pretty ridiculous. I'm sure there is plenty of pretty good, lesser know/unknown actors who could fill these roles.

    7. Re:Watchmen still have made money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies need to gross double the budget in order to make a profit because theaters usually keep 45% of the gross.

      Of course, that's according to uncited wiki.

    8. Re:Watchmen still have made money by shma · · Score: 1

      Yes, it won't be huge profit, but come on, for such violent and anti-mainstream experiment they got nice cash back. It is 165m (costed 120m), and it is only third week.

      Pretty much everything you've posted there is wrong.

      First off, it has only made 160 million dollars. Secondly, the production budget alone was 150 million, not 120. That number doesn't include an advertising budget that was certainly well north of 20 million dollars (30 seconds of tv advertising costs about one hundred thousand dollars during prime-time. And they had a lot of tv spots). On top of that, they had to settle a lawsuit with Fox over distribution rights that cost them 10 million dollars plus their own legal fees, plus between 5% and 8.5% of the worldwide gross. There is no way this movie is going to make money unless it crosses the 200 million dollar mark, which it won't do at home, since domestic audience attendance has been dropping by more than 60% each week (right now it is on pace to make less than 5 million this week). They will be lucky to make 10 million dollars more in the US, which means they will have to make 30 million more in international markets.

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    9. Re:Watchmen still have made money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right - maybe WB expected it to pull in Spiderman-level cash, but the source material (being specifically anti-mainstream comics like Spidey and friends) would never support a blockbuster expectation. WB was stupid, that's about it. And I really enjoyed the movie, that level of staying shot-for-shot for the novel was excellent cinematography.

  28. write a real movie by eples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Howabout Hollywood writes something original and new instead of rehashing old material over and over again? Put any rating on it you want.

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    1. Re:write a real movie by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

      What is stopping you from following your own suggestion? It should be easy. Right?

    2. Re:write a real movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An ad hominem distraction is all you have to add? Please.

    3. Re:write a real movie by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Agreed! When WAS the last time Hollyweird came out with anything new? Nearly every movie I hear about is based on a book/comic/tv show, or is a sequel, or both.

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    4. Re:write a real movie by julesh · · Score: 1

      What is stopping you from following your own suggestion? It should be easy. Right?

      Not really, no. Whether or not writing a good screenplay is easy (it's harder than it looks, but doable for somebody with a good understanding of how cinema works as a medium), actually selling said screenplay to hollywood is more than a little difficult. Hollywood producers receive a huge number of proposals for scripts each and every day, so they've developed a system to cut down the number they have to consider:

      * First, ignore anything that isn't coming from a WGA West member, unless it has come with a recommendation or something specifically has caught your attention (e.g. you've met the writer and were impressed with them). To become a WGA West member, you'll have to have already worked as a screenwriter, either having had a feature-length movie produced from your work, or several TV episodes, or equivalent.
      * If you aren't a WGA West member, things get a little harder. You'll have to short circuit the process somehow. Possibilities include: write a best-selling novel and sell the movie rights to it (i.e., do what the OP was complaining too many movies these days are: rehashes of old material), try to become part of the Hollywood social scene (which really protects itself from outsiders) meet a producer and pitch your idea to him (which will only work for 'big idea' stories), or you can try to convince an agent that it's a good script (finding a good agent with enough time to represent you is also hard, but easier than approaching a producer directly), at which point the agent will sign an exclusive contract with you and try to sell the script to the producers he has an 'in' with: note that this is not all producers, and by signing with an agent you may be limiting your potential market to just those that trust that particular agent.

      Even once you've sold the rights to your script, that's no guarantee that it will be filmed. Once the rights are sold, it has to compete for financing and attracting the attention of a director. If it's an original script (as the OP wanted, because he was tired of the lack of originality) then it will find competing with sequels and novel adaptations hard (as these have an inbuilt market which makes them more likely to be successful than something completely new). The quality of the script is almost irrelevant at this point, and a lot of really good scripts fail at this stage. Even adaptations of really good, successful novels (the kind of project Hollywood loves more than anything except sequels) often fail at this stage: we've been waiting for the best part of a decade for filming of Ender's Game to begin, and it doesn't look any closer now than it did in 2003.

  29. The invisible hand of the free market by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why are people wringing their hands over this? Those R rated super hero movies were placed out there in the free market and consumers made a voluntary choice to not spend money on them. The response by the studios is to move into a demographic (families with young children) where they can sell more tickets. What's wrong with that?

    If you disagree with the studios, then start your own studio and then create an R rated super hero movie. That should be easy since you are so convinced that studios are run by idiots.

    1. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]That should be easy since you are so convinced that studios are run by idiots.[/quote]

      Wouldn't he be just adding to the problem?

    2. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "If you disagree, start your own" generally doesn't work that well as an argument, once "start your own" costs more than a hundred million dollars. Just saying.

    3. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Because i don't like my art to be free market, if its all about the profit you get mostly crappy films and mostly crappy lawsuits. Things like firefly & futurama get canceled while shit like lost & the simpsons run for years. I'd much rather watch a good independent film that made £1 than a shit Hollywood flick that made £1M

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    4. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by ChienAndalu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't like Porsches to be free market. I'd rather have a Porsche than a Dodge.

    5. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by wojtalsd · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure the movie would have done better with a pg-13 rating. I have never heard of The Watchmen until the previews were on television. I'm sure many others haven't heard of it either before the previews. Most rated R movies would of been just fine with a PG-13 rating. Considering that most of the films just add a lot of unneccesary violence/sexuality that is not related to the story line. I do believe that a super hero movie could be made with a R rating and do extremely well if the material isn't just added for the shock factor but actually flows with the story and is needed. Also, it would help to make it a well known superhero. I think that a lot of people do disagree with the studios decisions on movies and would/could make a better superhero movie. There is a difference though, These particular idiots (The Studios) have a lot of money to produce these movies. Which, we do not. Just my two cents though.

    6. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the beginning (ok, not the very beginning), Batman started off being 'too dark' for kids. So the studios lightened them up and brought in George Clooney and the Boy Wonder. Guess what happened? Those movies sucked.

      Spiderman got it right the first time when it came to filming towards children and families. You could say they got it right all 3 times if you looked at sales. By the third movie... Spiderman sucked too.

    7. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by firelord84 · · Score: 1

      Why are people wringing their hands over this? Those R rated super hero movies were placed out there in the free market and consumers made a voluntary choice to not spend money on them.

      The problem is that Watchmen marketing (previews especially) portrayed the movie as something much different than it was in reality. Having not read the comic book I was expecting something on the order of Dark Knight, but ended up with more than I bargained for. I expect that many people felt the same.

    8. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that's mostly because that's what gets ratings--that's what the hoi polloi like. The entire world can't cater to your tastes.

    9. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by jandrese · · Score: 1

      It's kind of lame to be told "Your Demographic is not profitable enough, we don't want to cater to you anymore". This is the mentality that's killing music.

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    10. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Why are you wringing your hands over people wringing their hands over this? Those crappy childlike PG-13 superhero movies piss some people off, so they express their disgust. What's wrong with that?

      Your post, far from being insightful, is absolutely pointless.

      You could make the same asinine argument if the studios stopped making anything but Vampire Chick Flick Movies. Fine - we all get it, the market decides things. The point is the people in the Market are fucking idiots.

    11. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      What's your point? Are you saying you wouldn't rather have a Porsche than a Dodge? I don't get it. I assume of course you're not saying Porsche's should by law be given out at Dodge prices, but instead that you wish your Dodge was a Porsche.

      Inane.

    12. Re:The invisible hand of the free market by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      Yes, correct. Just as inane as RiotingPacifits wish for his overrated space opera to reappear. But the evil free market killed the "good" stuff - which of course is subjectively defined by his taste.

  30. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

    1. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of desperate people out there. Anyone can get laid. Which is rather unfortunate- it means that the assholes and douchebags get an equal chance to reproduce.

    2. Re:obligatory by TyrainDreams · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be spiteful and remember that that's pretty much who gets to over reproduce...

      This is slashdot after all...

    3. Re:obligatory by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      We get it, we get it, you really liked Dr. Manhattan.

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    4. Re:obligatory by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just because this is Slashdot doesn't mean we don't have sex.

      Nobody specified it had to be with someone else.

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    5. Re:obligatory by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Hey, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"

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    6. Re:obligatory by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't like low hanging fruit, I prefer nice ripe pert ones ...

    7. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I almost feel bad even going for such low-hanging fruit.

      thats what she said

    8. Re:obligatory by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      Don't consummate, masturbate.

    9. Re:obligatory by cayenne8 · · Score: 0
      "There are lots of desperate people out there. "

      Yeah, but, a lot of them are fat chicks.

      I don't sleep with fat chicks....and these days in the US, unfortunately, that is making the pickings slim indeed.

      :(

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    10. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I almost feel bad even going for such low-hanging fruit.

      Obligatory response to the obligatory response:
      That's what she said.

  31. What about Preacher? by toddvj · · Score: 1

    So much for a Preacher Movie ever being made.

  32. Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by BRock97 · · Score: 1

    I had not seen it until this last Tuesday. Before that, I had talked to eight different people and only one person recommended it. Everyone else said it was pretty bad. Around here (central part of the US), it was Dr. Manhattan's package that those seven people were turned off by (my sister said it was like watching porn) and not the violence, which this being the US, I shouldn't be too surprised by. Having read the comic, I knew what to expect and thought the movie wasn't bad. It was way too long, though, and I enjoyed the ending of the comic more so than how they ended the movie. All that said, never underestimate how much word of mouth can kill a movie.

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    1. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by xouumalperxe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it was Dr. Manhattan's package that those seven people were turned off by (my sister said it was like watching porn)

      Ironic, since the blue willie is about as non-sexual as you can get without explicitly stating "this penis is not meant to be taken sexually". I'd even say it's pointedly non-sexual: he's transcended the human state, his body is really just a convenient shell, and he has pretty much started to lose sight of what the whole point of sex is (as the plot shows you).

    2. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      it was Dr. Manhattan's package that those seven people were turned off by (my sister said it was like watching porn)

      If your sister likened the Doctor's blue dong to porn, she is into some freaky shit.

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    3. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by BRock97 · · Score: 1

      If your sister likened the Doctor's blue dong to porn, she is into some freaky shit.

      *sigh* Tell me about it. That comment was an unwanted window into her soul...

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    4. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by BRock97 · · Score: 1

      Ironic, since the blue willie is about as non-sexual as you can get without explicitly stating "this penis is not meant to be taken sexually". I'd even say it's pointedly non-sexual: he's transcended the human state, his body is really just a convenient shell, and he has pretty much started to lose sight of what the whole point of sex is (as the plot shows you).

      I agree and thought it was pretty obvious as to why he didn't wear clothes. By the time I had to explain it to the third person, though, I began to understand the argument that the comic would not translate well into a movie.

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    5. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by gruntled · · Score: 1

      That's really amazing. I actually couldn't identify a scene where the schlong was visible, but I could give you a specific list of scenes involving bones snapped, flesh ripped apart, dogs fighting over the severed leg of butchered child, guy burying a cleaver in the skull of a pedophile. My wife loves the superhero movies, but she wouldn't go see this, and it wasn't because she's afraid of seeing a penis.

    6. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      my sister said it was like watching porn

      Your sister watches Smurf porn ?!?!

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    7. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by BobReturns · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand this, there wasn't really all that much wang in the movie. And for the most part I was watching his face.

    8. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by krunk7 · · Score: 1

      my sister said it was like watching porn

      I know everyone's going to throw their two cents in, but I too grew up in the central U.S. so I know just the type of personality that thinks anything that even remotely aludes to sexuality is porn.

      Your sister probably also feels that a trip to Washington is like watching porn. Dr. Manhattans penis is more of a symbol of impotence than sexuality. Aguably the Washington Monument is more phallic than his blue, flacid penis.

    9. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really understand this, there wasn't really all that much wang in the movie. And for the most part I was watching his face.

      I think the accepted expression in the original slashdot discussion was "blue dong."

    10. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      It was way too long, though

      Are you talking about the movie or Dr. Manhattan? ...duck and cover...

    11. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      I agree and thought it was pretty obvious as to why he didn't wear clothes. By the time I had to explain it to the third person, though, I began to understand the argument that the comic would not translate well into a movie.

      Sadly, it's not so much an argument on why it doesn't translate well into film as it is a reflection of what happens when a cult classic gets mass market visibility.

      Arguably, you can read much more shock value into a blue dong on a comic book (where most authors would simply have drawn him as a Ken doll and hand-waved their way out of explaining it) than on film, where, when you have a flesh and blood person, and you can see he's naked, there's no way you can not expect a naked penis in between his two naked legs. Except, of course, this is a superhero film so it can't possibly mean to show it for artisic purposes, right?

    12. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was Dr. Manhattan's package that those seven people were turned off by (my sister said it was like watching porn)

      If your sister likened the Doctor's blue dong to porn, she is into some freaky shit.

      She's also a whiny cunt who exemplifies everything that is wrong with American society. It's people like her, who are afraid of penises and boobies, yet not afraid of GTA IV that should be locked away or taken to extermination camps.

      I can't stand people like the GPs sister. They should be shot. They are useless human beings who just take up resources and whine and complain about things they think are right and "Gods plan." They are what's wrong with out society. They should be eliminated from society. They are a cancer.

      Like watching porn... please. It's a body part and it was just there. It didn't get hard. It didn't magically teleport into anyone's blue boobies. It's part of the fucking human anatomy. Watching porn... seriously. Dumb cunt.

    13. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      It's hard on the one hand to say that he's a completely asexual being and, therefore, doesn't give a damn about his penis, but then to also make it much larger than the average penis in spite of the fact that the comics didn't make it larger. Claiming that it has nothing to do with sex and then making it as large as it was is a little hypocritical.

    14. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Didn't notice it was that big. Maybe he's a showie not a growie?

    15. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      it was Dr. Manhattan's package that those seven people were turned off by (my sister said it was like watching porn)

      If your sister likened the Doctor's blue dong to porn, she is into some freaky shit.

      Maybe she just watched a lot of scrambled porn back in the analog days? : )

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    16. Re:Word Of Mouth Kept People Away by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Maybe your sister should consult with these people before stepping into a movie theater again.

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  33. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoosh!

  34. It's about the money by JerryLove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd love to live in a world where movies were made how best the story could be told and the ratings were figured out later... but it comes down to simple economics.

    The R-rated version of a movie might be the better one, but reducing it to PG-13 is not going to cost as many people as it gains.

    IOW. People who want Watchmen as PG and won't go to R > people who want it R and won't go to PG.

    It's the same problem in the video game world. It's not that niche' games won't sell... it's that non-niche' games sell better.

  35. Here's an interesting link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mpaa.org/FlmRat_Ratings.asp

    So I guess we could say goodbye to "adult themes, adult activity, hard language, intense or persistent violence, sexually-oriented nudity, drug abuse or other elements" in superhero movies.. personally, I will miss the theater being quiet throughout the movie.

  36. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly the frequency of R-ratings have gone up for all movies. I remember when there were countless great movies from the 1980s that were all rated PG. Now most comedies seem to be rated PG-13 and R. I don't personally have anything against R-rated movies being that I use "fuck" as a comma and have nothing against watching on-screen violence, but I'm wondering if the movie industry is hoping to move back to where it was 20 years ago. Hell, we say that they need to change how they do business, perhaps this is a step in that direction--something which they hope they will get back to a time when they feel that they were a little more successful?

    Obviously they thought that their core demographic required that they have a movie rated R to attract viewers. Instead of flashy CGI they're moving to over-the-top language and T&A to cover the fact that the dialogue kinda fucking sucks. IMHO Iron Man, while rated PG-13, wouldn't have gained anything by becoming rated R.

  37. Both Nolan/Bale Batmans were PG-13 by denzacar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The box office on that one was great.
    I hear another is in the works, and I doubt it will be PG-13.

    Batman Begins (2005) - Rated PG-13 for intense action violence, disturbing images and some thematic elements.
    The Dark Knight (2008) - Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and some menace.

    Remember that scene where they bring Joker's "corpse" to Gambol, only Joker jumps up from the table alive and psychotic...?
    What exactly does he do to Gambol?
    How about those two guys that were standing right next to his "corpse"?
    Did you ever actually see what happens there?

    A good director can do wonders with PG-13.
    Always remember that we never really see the actual stabbing in Psycho.

    Why the R-Rating then? Phantom boobs, men dressed in women clothing and even toilets being flushed.

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    1. Re:Both Nolan/Bale Batmans were PG-13 by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      What exactly does he do to Gambol?

      seriously?

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    2. Re:Both Nolan/Bale Batmans were PG-13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dark Knight was pure trickery when it came to the violence. It gave the illusion of being very violent without actually showing anything. Like Denzacar said you dont actually see the Joker cut Gamble. Its in the side of his mouth and then the next shot is gamble dropping to the floor with a nice music bit to enhance the "violence". The magic trick also showed nothing. Again pencil on the table, cut to when the head is on the table. Everyone shot in the film has no blood. Nobody in this film bleeds except for Batmans arm. We dont see anyone blown up(we see the objects surround them). Even two face burning face doesnt show burning. Batmans fight scenes are quick and the force is all in the sound effects. Spiderman had far more graphic violence. But the Dark knight tricked you and you fell into the violence hype.

      Watchmen is suffering from simply either being under promoted or people didnt care to watch it(like all the other films out. The Summer is what sees the big payout(and last summer suffered from over saturation).

    3. Re:Both Nolan/Bale Batmans were PG-13 by gknoy · · Score: 1

      However, the viewer is clearly left with the knowledge that violence happened. That, more than the seeing of violence, is the harmful part, I believe. When your kids are saying, "Dude, he totally shot that guy/cut off his ___/stabbed him in the ___", despite it not actually being depicted on the film, it's hard to say that there wasn't violence. Implied violence still counts, IMO.

    4. Re:Both Nolan/Bale Batmans were PG-13 by mjwx · · Score: 1

      A good director can do wonders with PG-13.

      I think you mean, a lot of money can change a films rating. Film rating boards are so inconsistent that the rating isn't even useful any more.

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  38. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only movie I saw in the last 12 months was Watchmen. Sure, Spider-man 6 might make a bigger profit, but if you concentrate only on getting the biggest possible slice of the Spider-man 6 demographic, you'll never get any money from people like me, and the industry as a whole will be poorer.

    But luckily, "people like you" are such a tiny demographic.

  39. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    They are grittier, people are less 'cookie cutter/superficial bad guys.' In most of the non R rated superhero movies I've seen you could always walk away with the feeling that the main villain could have, at any moment, had a change of heart because he's not really evil - he's just made bad choices (lol.)

    That's a large part of the reason why I'd rather my 5-year-old son watch, say, Commando than a modern equivalent that's rated PG-13 (say, Ironman). The "good guy" isn't as clear cut, and aside from that, there's really little difference in the film itself aside from the level of swearing.

    Sure, there's a quality difference (particularly in my example), and sometimes a difference in the level of gore, but if you want to confuse a child, let him watch a PG-13 action film.

    (Oh, and the 2 most recent Batman films were - thankfully, inaccurately, IMO - rated PG-13. Their ambiguity was somewhat less than in other PG13 films, though they were pretty dark and gritty.)

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  40. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will agree that Watchmen had too much gore and sexuality but it did have a plot. I could even argue that Watchmen was a better overall movie (even with its faults) then Dark Knight. Opinions will differ and I think both are well done movies.

    One point to consider is Watchmen is an R movie but Dark Knight might have been a bit too violent and gory for a pg-13 movie. Could Dark Knight have been improved if they hadn't worried about that pg-13 rating? Something to consider.

  41. The Ratings by Khaloroma · · Score: 1

    The market is all about ratings. First off you have to think of who you are trying to market to, people that enjoy hero films. Now virtually anyone can enjoy Spider Man for example, because most people can relate to him with his ordinary life, and enjoy the loftiness that his superpowers give him over society. If we then contrast that with a classic superhero like the Punisher, you will obviously have a more restricted audience as not everyone can relate to or enjoy a wronged individual hell-bent on revenge.

    What it all boils down to is they are finally realizing that the more people that can see the movie, or more importantly will consider seeing it, the more money they'll make. It's basic logic that the company is finally beginning to apply at what cost? The change of a few swears and slightly less gore?

    1. Re:The Ratings by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Now virtually anyone can enjoy Spider Man [...] If we then contrast that with a classic superhero like the Punisher,

      Didn't Frank Castle debut in Amazing Spiderman #bignumber?

  42. Failure? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is Watchmen really a failure? I mean, for an R-rated comic book movie, it's doing pretty well in my opinion. But that's not really the subject of the article.

    The problem with Watchmen is not the R rating, at least in my opinion. The problem is the changes made to the ending that really changed the tone of it, and thus changed the meaning of the ending.

    Let's look at it this way. Watchmen is a source material about which people are passionate. It was a seminal piece of comic book art, a graphic novel before there were graphic novels, and as the first of a genre it has a rather devout following. I know, I read it on first release... and re-read it... and re-read it... and yes, I loved it. However, in the intervening years (decades? OMG... I'm old!) I have not touched the source material and as such somewhat grew away from it. I re-read it last year as an adult and although I still found it to be an incredible piece of art, I found that it didn't resonate with me the same way it did when I was 13 and 14 (when it was first released). I still loved it, but in the way you do an ex girlfriend with whom you had a "soft breakup" because you grew apart instead of a difficult one.

    I went to see the movie, and was blown away. 90% of the movie was damned close to the comic book... closer than I would've expected from Hollywood... and it would've been impossible to get that close without an R rating. The original comic book should have had an R rating as well! The ending though, had a different meaning for me than the comic. I won't spoil it here, but it IS different. However, for me it did not fundamentally change the tone of the entire movie... and in fact I think the comic book ending would've been less accessible to a more general audience and probably would've looked somewhat ridiculous on screen.

    OK, call me an heretic. I enjoyed both of them but for different reasons. But the R rating is not the reason for the lackluster box office!

    Here's my theory; the box office taking are low because of two things; (1) The Watchmen is a comic book that appealed to a niche, and (2) that niche is typically the very technically savvy.

    OK, let's expand on that a little:

    (1) Watchmen didn't appeal to a wider audience because it had a lot less exposure. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Iron Man... all highly identifiable characters with a long history in print. All of them are part of the common consciousness that we have in the Western world, and all are characters we can visualize easily. Rorschach, Nite Owl, Doc Manhattan... who? These were all characters created for Watchmen because Alan Moore wasn't given the go-ahead to use the characters he wanted to... those with an history.

    The upshot of this is that we have characters that only a small subsection of our society identifies with because they never really got into the social consciousness the way the more "iconic" characters did. This means that Hollywood produces a Watchmen movie, and the characters are new to the average viewer... and the average viewer doesn't want new; they want more of the same.

    There's also this idea in the public consciousness that superhero's are always good, always doing the right thing. Watchmen's moral ambiguity on the part of ALL of the characters means that the average viewer won't identify their icons within the context of the movie, and thus won't connect with them. They're looking for simple... black and white. Watchmen is full of shades of grey.

    (2) Because the subset of society is mostly tech-savvy, it means that they are going to read reviews of the movie before they go see it, usually written on websites by people with similar tastes... the blind leading the blind in a sense. This leads to one or two slightly negative reviews driving away the very core audience that was most likely to see it.

    I refer in part to Massawyrm's review of Watchmen on Aint It Cool News (for which I can't find a direct link right now, sorry!) in which he slammed the movie

    1. Re:Failure? by happy_place · · Score: 1

      Pixar's _The_Incredibles_ proved you could do a blockbuster superhero movie without any known namesake characters (admittedly a couple were suspiciously similar to well known supers...) The wider appeal and great story telling of Pixar (and lack of preachiness) really helped. Watchman is too "out there" to be a blockbuster, and it's a depressing story... which during an economic depression is essentially movie suicide. A lot of movies will fail this year due to the stream of negativity that's been all the trend lately. To attract large audiences now, especially with such an escapist topic like superhero movies, people need a positive message. People only care to feel bad about themselves and get overly self-critical when they're living in times of excess and security...

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    2. Re:Failure? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      LOL... yes... I was typing for so long that I thank you for making the third point I meant to make somewhere in my tirade :)

      I did address it a little; The Incredibles were all icons... they all represented the characters we're all familiar with from our childhood, from TV and from comic books. It had nothing to do with the specifics of the characters, it had more to do with the fact that they were archetypes with which we connected. That, and the fact that it was a cartoon that was heavily marketed to kids didn't hurt (see my point RE: the 30 and 40 somethings taking their kids to the movies)

      Watchmen are not archetypal characters; they're all based on archetypes but far more ambiguous in their motives and ideals.

    3. Re:Failure? by Narpak · · Score: 1

      I agree. I reckon the movie industry will have to stop going by box-office sales soon enough. The DvD/Blue-Ray/Download market is becoming a giant in its own right. There are several friends of mine that almost never go to the cinema, even if there are movies they would enjoy. Instead they purchase movies to watch at home at, as you say, rather sweet home cinema setup. A setting were, they feel, that they can truly enjoy the movie to a degree beyond a "mere cinema".

      Watching a movie in a cinema might provide excellent screen and sound for the most part; but watching a blue-ray at home on a 50inch HDTV with a good surround system is pretty much better for other reasons (like greatly increased comfort and greatly lowered price of candy).

    4. Re:Failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Audiences are willing to go to movies if they feel they're familiar with the subject. Such cultural icons as Batman and Superman are easy for your average movie goer to associate with.

      When you start making movies about more obscure comic books, the audience will turn to reviews to make their decision. Reviews weren't very flattering for Watchmen. If the studios were comparing Watchmen to 300, I can see why they view Watchmen as a failure.

      If you compare 300, which is another obscure comic movie, the difference is that 300 was reviewed with having appeal to women as well as men. Watchmen is mainly a movie geared towards boyhood fantasies and does little for women IMO (e.g. no handsome male leads, no real romantic story-line, nothing to identify with, etc.)

      Take 50% of your audience out of the equation and now you see why ticket sales aren't as good as 300. Sin City had a similar result as Watchmen, and again, I feel it's the same situation. You gotta do something to lure women to watch if you're looking for a box office smash-hit.

      Watchmen was simply fan-service. I was a fan and I was satisfied. It's just not blockbuster material, but that's fine by me.

    5. Re:Failure? by Ixpath · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think the new ending changed the political message in a very subtle way.

      1) Ozymandias comes across in the movie as ethically wrong, lanky, and not really someone to be rooted for with.

      2) The ending no longer really makes much logical sense (hard to explain w/o spoiler).

      3) They changed RR to Ronald Regan not Robert Redford.

    6. Re:Failure? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      1) Ozymandias comes across in the movie as ethically wrong, lanky, and not really someone to be rooted for with.

      Unless you watch the end of the movie... you know, the bit where his motivations were revealed? Actually, I felt for him throughout the movie, he was very compelling for me. And at the end, the feeling of the pain he felt was quite striking.

      2) The ending no longer really makes much logical sense (hard to explain w/o spoiler).

      Hmm... again I'd disagree a little here. To the average movie-goer the new ending makes more sense because it deals only in the established characters... it does not introduce new ones. Of course, I think that the original ending would've been good as well... and in some ways better (more "lasting" ability)... but in terms of the movie narrative it made sense to me.

      3) They changed RR to Ronald Regan not Robert Redford.

      Which I thought was amusing as hell. Hardly a major plot point, but the way it was played was nice.

    7. Re:Failure? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      A failure in much the same way Wall Street considers a company which has grown, but not as much as projected, a failure.

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    8. Re:Failure? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      The reason the movie wasn't a roaring success is because people don't like blue dongs and they don't "get it". That's about it. It mostly boils down to most people being stupid.

      See, 3 sentences. ;)

    9. Re:Failure? by Culture20 · · Score: 1
      The Incredibles _was_ Watchmen, with Fantastic Four filling in for the main heroes (versus the non-powered heroes of Watchmen [minus Dr M]), and a happy ending.
      1. Supers are outlawed
      2. Some supers continue to help as masked vigilantes
      3. Supers begin to disappear (getting murdered)
      4. Cape-caused-deaths sequence
      5. Brainy guy who owns an island builds an unstoppable squid-like thing, sends it to a big city.
      6. Brainy guy intends to be the new hero and elevate all mankind to his "enlightenment" ("everyone is super" versus "world peace")
  43. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by alexhard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just like the graphic novel, the point is not the plot. As the creators have said, the plot is just an excuse for a number of character studies.

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  44. Fine with me... by murr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm looking forward to NC-17 rated superhero movies instead.

    "Bigger, Bluer, and Uncut!"

    1. Re:Fine with me... by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Super-Showgirls!!!

    2. Re:Fine with me... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Excellent pun sir!

    3. Re:Fine with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer all my nude superheros circumsized.

    4. Re:Fine with me... by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1

      I'm looking forward to NC-17 rated superhero movies instead.

      "Bigger, Bluer, and Uncut!"

      "Uncut"? I wasn't paying attention enough - I didn't notice Doctor Manhattan was circumcised.

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  45. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were not able to discern the plot of Watchmen, then I would suggest less time at the movies, and more time reading. Got to get those two braincells a-workin'!

    As for your comment on gore being present, I can half-heartedly agree that the violence was quite realistic and uncomfortable to watch (as a squeamish individual). I would then say that if you had read the graphic novel, you'd see that the novel was quite graphic and suited more so for an adult audience. They followed the source very closely, something that's very rarely done in movies today.

  46. Kirby Dick? by denzacar · · Score: 1
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  47. Teens are the largest market for movies by keithpreston · · Score: 1

    Movie makers have come to the conclusion that a movie is either a blockbuster or bust, so they can not ignore the largest audience. Go to your local theater and look around. Every theater I remember (mostly in suburbia) have been largely filled with Junior High and High School kids. When do you personally think you peaked in your in-theater movie watching? I was high school and I would expect most of you did too.

    To me it almost seems to be in-grained in culture. Movies are the popular choice for your time in the younger years, drinking the popular choice in College. The people engulf themselves into work after that and finally into their kids. Maybe not quite exactly for everybody, but a lot follow the formula.

    1. Re:Teens are the largest market for movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, it could be that "movie nite" for teens is an excuse to get out of the house, with their friends, mostly unchaparoned. It doesn't much matter what they're going to see. I know I went to some gawdawful films in my teens because my friends invited me, and it was worth it.

      With the advent of the home theater "revolution" a setup that exceeds theaters in both picture and sound quality can be had very inexpensively if you're just filling a 12x14 or less room.

      Heck, sound-wise, you can beat two or three standard deviations of theaters with the $80 combo-special from Wal*Mart due to the theaters' not-giving-a-crap-about-sound. Picture-wise, 1080p60 (if the movie could be offered in such a format) is more fluid than film (due to the 60fps), has better color saturation and depth any date after opening night, and resolution-wise is technically inferior to film, but projectionists with poor eyesight more than make up for that.

      The theater isn't a place you go to watch movies any more. It's a place you go to and watch movies.

      The problem is that there is still a stigma of "straight to stores" and that somehow opening-night box office (where less than 10% of a movie's revenue is earned) results are weighted heavily in gauging a film's success.

  48. This will all work out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In five years when some director makes an R-rated superhero movie and everyone falls all over themselves praising its artistic genius.

  49. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by cduffy · · Score: 1

    Not to mention Watchmen had a dangling blue shiny penis through half the movie it seemed.

    It's not like there aren't generally other things on the screen at the same time. Why do you notice?

  50. Yes. 10,000 times yes. by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    Why? Simple: While an R rating usually means more gory violence and blood splashed across the screen, what it can also mean is that the director could choose to actually deal with DEATH. The director can show serious consequences of choosing particular actions instead of the (Marvel inspired) revolving door program where no-one dies (really).

    Do we get to see death in PG and PG-13 movies? Sure. We just don't get to really see the horror that death contains usually. We get a cut-scene where someone pulls a trigger or uses a power and we cut to the hero crying or expounding upon the impact said death had on him and how the evil must be avenged. Make a decent film? Usually. A little reality creeping into a movie? Ummm, no. Death is rarely - if ever - a pretty, clean event where no blood is spilled and a body looks perfect. Even in a superhero movie.

    Look at Star Wars. Episode IV, we had two dead bodies (Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru); we had all the dead Jawas; we had a mutilated arm; we had Han shooting Greedo (first!) In the Empire Strikes Back we had a hand getting chopped off and a few other incidents. In Return, we had some ships getting blown up and some minor violence but no real blood or such. In Ep I, II, and III we had what? A lot of droids getting killed so the Jedi had an opponent they could cut into pieces. The only gruesome moments were Darth Maul getting cut in half, the fight between Mace and the Emperor, and Anakin getting his ass kicked by Obi Wan. I'm sure I missed a few things, but overall they were tame. Sure, for the audience they wanted to market to they were balanced correctly. For a little more realism (Jedi were JUST killing droids the whole time? Please.) there could have been multiple bodies strewn around with limbs missing and such. I'm sure the Jedi didn't go down easy or quickly when Order 66 was issued which means a lot of dead clones.

    Punisher's problem was that they replaced the guy who had just played Punisher for the reboot. I mean, wtf?? If they had left the same actor in there and DID NOT RETELL WHY PUNISHER BECOMES PUNISHER - AGAIN - then they would have had a much better reception. Just make a Punisher movie where he has a bad guy, lots of guns, and a reason to kill the motherfucker and let him go to work.

    So, back to the main reason I started this rant: I realize we go to the movies to escape reality for an hour or two but there is a place for R rated superhero movies; they just actually have to be worth watching in the first place. Watchmen is one of those movies. It also requires the audience to actually think and not just float through the movie going haha at the right moments. Movies do not need to be dumbed down, the viewing public should be intelligenced up instead. I can see why movie studios will focus on PG and PG-13, because that is where the most profit usually is. But if they can get a decent script for an R superhero(ish) movie, it will make good money. Also, stop using $30,000,000 per movie actors - find someone else who can fill the role(s) and cut down on your overhead.

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    1. Re:Yes. 10,000 times yes. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The $30,000,000 actors get people in the seats because they "love them" not because those people are worth it. they rarely are. Tom Cruise for example is a no talent hack lately. There are 1000 Better talented no name actors for every overpriced actor that is out there.

      Honestly, Movies can do better with no names that can actually act.

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    2. Re:Yes. 10,000 times yes. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      Do we get to see death in PG and PG-13 movies? Sure. We just don't get to really see the horror that death contains usually. We get a cut-scene where someone pulls a trigger or uses a power and we cut to the hero crying or expounding upon the impact said death had on him and how the evil must be avenged. Make a decent film? Usually. A little reality creeping into a movie? Ummm, no. Death is rarely - if ever - a pretty, clean event where no blood is spilled and a body looks perfect.

      In Top Gun, we see Goose break his neck against the cockpit, we see his corpse floating down; we see the hero cradling his broken, bloody body; we see his widow and his now-fatherless son; we see the hero lose all self-confidence and nearly his career.

      Not all films make death something minor.

  51. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Also part of the point was that damn, that was seriously rated PG-13 and not R?

    No doubt. I had to check on IMDB - even though I'd seen the film 3 times - to verify that it was, indeed, PG-13. Because I didn't believe it. The most recent one was dark, dark, dark, and not only because it had an at-the-time dead Ledger playing the craziest portrayal of the Joker yet.

    Granted, a lot of movies fall on the 'wrong' side of the rating line, often. But as a general rule, studios want to avoid "R" movies anyway. Parents are trusting, and will let their kids view PG-13 films unattended, but not R. I expect this to change as PG-13 films get more nudity and swearing.

    Ironically, films have kind of mellowed out all along. Used to be, PG films would occasionally have nudity and inter-gender violence (1974, Reynolds, The Longest Yard). It seems uncommon to see 'major' films like that made today at all, never mind with anything less than an "R" rating.

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  52. Crappy Book = Crappy Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watchmen did terrible not because super hero movies can't be rated R but because it was based on this crappy graphic novel where none of the super hero's are actually super hero's but losers in costumes who run around like Tickle Me Emo (see Youtube) and complain about the state of the world and the only actual super hero climaxes in a scene with a girl arguing about whether humanity is worth saving.

    Not quite the same as watching Jack Nicholson as the joker

  53. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your name is apt. You are an idiot.

    You get roughly eleven seconds of Dr Manhattan manhood in the entire thing. The problem you have is that you instantly go "It's a dick! FIXATE FIXATE FIXATE..." Exactly the same as my girlfriend did.

    The same thing appears in the comic book. That's why it's there. It shows his lack of regard for human ideals; The human body is not to be ashamed of, or revulsed, surprised, or shocked by. I have one. You have one. Your dad has one. Get over it.

    The plot was lost because the story takes a HELL of a lot longer than 2.75 hours to read. It's the way comics work. You get time to stop, consider the implications, imagine the scene, then move on. You didn't get that in the movie. It was still a reasonable good movie, though, and true to the comic.

    If the only thing you brought back from that movie was "OMG LULZ I SOR A PEENAR!!1122" then you need to grow up a little.

    Yeah yeah, off-topic. It needed to be said.

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  54. That difference is easy to explain... by macraig · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... you've been playing too much Grand Theft Auto, and he hasn't.

    1. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only Superman can save us now! Wait, no. He probably wouldn't fight for R rated movies.

      Only Batman can save us now!

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    2. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by macraig · · Score: 1

      (My tongue was planted firmly against my cheek as I wrote that, in case it wasn't obvious.)

    3. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by gruntled · · Score: 1

      But not inaccurate, at least in my case :-)

    4. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... you've been playing too much Grand Theft Auto, and he hasn't.

      More likely, the grandparent has actually read Watchmen and the great-grandparent hasn't. I mean, seriously: how could anyone expect a movie based on that comic to be anything but brutal ?

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    5. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    6. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I'm still a little confused as to how that movie was PG-13

    7. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Because it didn't show nipples?

    8. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last superman movie had superman fathering a bastard son. That could be an 'R'.

    9. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Didn't it have Bat Nipples?

    10. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Batman was PG-13

    11. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by default+luser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, I still cannot explain why all of the Star Wars movies except for Episode III are rated PG, despite depicting a war where thousands were killed (what, you think those Deathstars were empty when they exploded?). Yeah, there was no blood, and the lead role was fighting for good, but that doesen't make it any less meaningful.

      Dark Knight pushed the PG-13 rating to an entirely new level that I've never seen before - it was almost as violent as Watchmen. If they're going to give movies like Dark Knight a pass for PG-13, then it's obvious to me where the R-rating for movies has gone. What's the point of getting an R-rating if it automatically removes half your audience, and doesn't add much intensity?

      And what about the sex and nudity you get to sell with an R-rated movie? It's kinda worthless in the age of the internet. It's even more worthless when you produce a steaming pile of crap that was the Watchmen sex scene.

       

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    12. Re:That difference is easy to explain... by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      When I and my "XO" decided to change the rating on our Star Trek RPbE sim, we used The Dark Knight as an example as to why we wanted to go from PG-13 to PG-15. We explained that we wanted more leeway over plot elements and implied violence/sexuality/etc. without resorting to lurid descriptions and such.

      In a day and age where a simple drag on a cigarette, mention of drug use, or addressing of slavery can up a rating fast on an otherwise fairly innocuous movie, we wanted that buffer.

  55. I like sex and violence by Nursie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I also like sci-fi, and unfortunately these superhero moves seem to be the nearest we get to scifi a lot of the time these days.

    So keep em bloody and full of sex, then us adults that don't care for the saw franchise or chick-flicks have something to wath that isn't constantly thinking of the children.

    Screw the children.

    (not literally, please).

    1. Re:I like sex and violence by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Screw the children.

      (not literally, please).

      I'll twist them through two separate objects in order to secure them together if I so please.

      I'll also mock your lack of understanding of the meaning of the word 'literally' every chance I get ;-)

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    2. Re:I like sex and violence by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I suppose that is an abuse of the word "literally", though only because "screw" is now a multiply layered metaphor. My use of "literally" was intended to strip away the top layer only, rather than pare back to the underlying, non-slang definition.

      Laugh away though.

  56. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    Sex is one thing, nudity is another my dad had no problem with me watching total recall (there is a non-sexual seen with 3 nipples in it :O) when i was >10. If your that insecure that you think looking at a blue shiny penis for 30minutes will turn you gay then you might as well come out the closet now.

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  57. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all well and good but that doesn't make it a good movie. "It's not a bug if it's documented!"

  58. Fear x-rated instead ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because once that has been produced then I think things have really hit rock bottom!

  59. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    My apologies. I thought that both the Batman movies (which didn't suck) were rated R...

    Well, if you can make The Dark Knight w/o an R rating, I'll be seeing PG-13 superhero movies in the future too.

    Weird, if you think about The Dark Knight, you'd think there's no way that movie would be anything less than 'R'. Crazy. LOL.

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  60. The real problem... by itsdapead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...is not the age rating, its the dichotomy of trying to produce a movie with "arthouse" audience appeal with special effects that dictate a popcorn blockbuster budget.

    I'm sure Watchmen could have been made PG-13 by cutting a few minutes. Giving Dr Manhatten a thong might lose a minor point about his diminishing humanity, but its hardly going to ruin the movie; and it should be possible to establish that Rorschach was Not a Nice Person without employing an angle grinder.

    However... would that have stopped 13-year olds (who might not "get" the politics, psychology or the artistic application of comic-book visual styles to cinematography) from being absolutely bored to tears after an hour and a half? Doubt it.

    Ironically, when I watched it, the cinema was plugging their latest wheeze: by popular demand, over-18s-only screenings of PG/12A movies. So, obviously no market for 18-and-over-films.

    Of course, this is in the UK where Watchmen was certificate 18, and most cinemas do at least try not to let in anybody holding a teddy bear; There's also a 15 cert which gets used for things like Serenity, V for Vendetta and the DVDs of the new BSG. "Watchman" could almost certainly have been trimmed down to a 15.

    Sounds like the US could do with something between PG-13 and R (spurious precision, of course, but this is a political game, not a practical one).

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  61. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PG-13 rating was started in 1984. Prior to that anything that got that rating would have been rated simply PG

  62. Tag this .... by LMacG · · Score: 1

    ... Fear of a Blue Penis.

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  63. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    No, Hannibal Lecter could not have been conveyed in a PG-13 film. Because, by definition, horror has to be scary, and scary means children don't get to see it. Even if it's "just" psychologically terrifying doesn't mean it gets a PG-13. There's a big step from "psycho-thriller" to "psycho-horror" and "psycho-horror" lands a movie firmly in R territory.

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  64. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    Naw, I was just being an idiot. I am surprised though that The Dark Knight was not 'R'.

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  65. Is Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey a superhero? by Verdatum · · Score: 1

    I realize the project is in permanent development Hell, but I sure hope Spider Jerusalem isn't counted amongst the superheros. I'd love to see a well made Transmetropolitan movie, but censoring it to a PG-13 rating would kill it beyond bother.

  66. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    The problem you have is that you instantly go "It's a dick! FIXATE FIXATE FIXATE..." Exactly the same as my girlfriend did.

    Well, you know that when you don't get enough of something you often get cravings... ;)

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  67. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You nailed it.

    I rarely buy DVD's anymore. I also rarely go to the movies anymore. and it's been forever cince I saw a film and when I left the theater I said, "I cant wait for that to get out on DVD."

    Watchmen took my money Twice, and they will get my cash for their DVD and Bluray releases. It's already set in stone as far as I am concerned.

    Watchmen is being panned based on ticket sales. Typically for a couple to go see a movie it's $25.00-$55.00 and then another $35.00+ for pop,popcorn,other things.. about $60.00 to see a movie (around here) Too bad there is not a nasty bad economy raging right now that would also hurt ticket sales....... Oh wait....

    If this movie was released last year at this time it would have don FAR better.

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  68. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

    ...lately, at least to me, is that they are elements of the fantastic that dovetail nicely into the hollywood version of 'the real world' that we live in. They are grittier, people are less 'cookie cutter/superficial bad guys.' In most of the non R rated superhero movies I've seen you could always walk away with the feeling that the main villain could have, at any moment, had a change of heart because he's not really evil - he's just made bad choices (lol.)

    In the darker movies, the most definitely R rated movies, you can see struggle, ugliness, depravity, insanity (not the laughable kind), all things that give the villain and the unfolding events a sense of gravitas and immorality that you can't (imho) really get from a movie that HAS TO fit in some production company's ratings 'box.'

    Personally, if there's a superhero movie where I'm not really interested in the super hero itself (for some reason), and it is R rated - there's a very good chance I'll go to see it because the director has obviously not pandered to the 13 year old boy market (although he may be pandering to me by throwing in R rated stuff.) If there's a superhero movie that I am interested in and then I find out that it is PG-13, it's unlikely that I'll see it. Perhaps on video.

    Seriously, imagine if the Dark Knight movies were made PG-13? What a loss that would have been.

    and here me thought there was only one dark night film. silly of me.

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  69. WTF is the problem with the penis? by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Heck, I agree with you: Watchmen is not suitable for an 11 yo. There is too much gratuitous violence (some of it from the HQ, some from the director), people being blown up to pieces, sexual violence, children being beat (and beating other children),murders, realistic sex scenes, complex themes that most 11 yo won't understand.

    But it has nothing to do with Dr. Manhattan's penis. It appears because he doesn't care about clothes, not because he is about to have quantum sex with anyone. It is as sexual, in the context of the movie, as his arm or leg - he walks around naked just as a child would. I doubt any children would care about the penis - it's the fucked-up adults that instantly associate it with sexual perversion. Get over it, 50% of the human population have penises.

    Besides, it is not even big. Heck, what size are yours to be so obsessed with his?

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    1. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You'll notice that Dr. Manhattan's exposure was the last in my list, and that was with reason... it was never presented "that way", although some parents would probably find it distasteful whether their kids saw it or not. That's mostly because of our societal mores.

      In the meantime, you reminded me of a few more scenes that only the most irresponsible person could assume would be acceptable viewing for an 11 year old:
      Cold-blooded murder of a pregnant woman
      The entire child killer scene
      Young Rorschach biting another boy's cheek off

      Not to mention, how is a child supposed to understand the whole theme of Rorschach's mother being a prostitute?

      How about Sally having gone back and willingly sleeping with the Comedian AFTER he tried to rape her (and knocked her around)? If a kid is old enough to understand the attempted-rape scene, but not really old enough to grasp just how fucked-up people can be, then that whole theme will confuse the hell out of him (or, worse, her) and maybe plant a terrible seed that will bloom into some warped perceptions.

      Let's be honest with ourselves here... kids today, despite being coddled and sheltered from the outside world, are getting more and more fucked up. IMHO, that's because parents aren't paying enough, or the right kind of, attention to their kids. They assume, incorrectly, that there's nothing in their homes that can damage them, and that all the danger is outside, lurking the streets with a trench coat and a bag of lollipops. Meanwhile, they let their young children watch grown-up movies, TV shows, play M-rated video games, and surf the web unsupervised. Nobody wants to lord over their children the way we perceived that our parents smothered us... but, sorry, giving them free reign is a recipe for disaster. The new-age parenting techniques of constant praise and minimal discipline are failing. We've got 12 year old girls dressing like whores. If you let your pre-teen wear a pair of sweatpants with ANYTHING written across the seat, or a t-shirt that says "sexpot" or similar, you are a failure as a parent.

      Of course, this is my opinion, and I'm sure I'll get modded down and probably a hundred responses of "my partner and I let our 6 year old use the computer unsupervised and she has never looked at porn and is a polite and independent little treasure!" Great, good luck with that in another 6 years.

    2. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Besides, it is not even big.

      It is when you consider that's the limp state.

    3. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by rthille · · Score: 1

      My problem wasn't the blue penis, it was the blue balls. It reminded me about what I don't like about being married!

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    4. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by krunk7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's be honest with ourselves here... kids today, despite being coddled and sheltered from the outside world, are getting more and more fucked up.

      Most of what you say I'd agree with. The movie isn't something I'd take my kids to see, though to be honest as soon as it's out on video they'll probably watch it at johnies house after the parents are asleep. Easily gained from a torrent download and watched specifically because you forbade it.

      But kids getting worse? Really. Alarmist much? It was only in recent history that kids could even reasonably expect to be sheltered from seeing violence, sex, etc. like this in real life. And even now, the vast majority of children in the world are still exposed to things like this.

      So I guess you mean children raised in the Western world and only compared to the last couple of generations. Perhaps since the last World War/Depression. So that would be the 50's onward. But wait, that was right around the Vietnam erra. An erra where news was not sanitized for the masses to protect us from being directly exposed to the gore, death, and destruction that war causes. Unless you locked your 9 year olds in the basement, they were plenty exposed to real violence.

      So yeah, definitely not something I'd willingly expose a young child to, however this "We're all going to hell in a handbasket" routine is tired and completely unfounded.

    5. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, how is a child supposed to understand the whole theme of Rorschach's mother being a prostitute?

      I don't think they dwelled on that as much as they had in the source material. Also, they left out everything about his landlord -- calling her out to be a whore in front of her kids was pretty cold.

      How about Sally having gone back and willingly sleeping with the Comedian AFTER he tried to rape her (and knocked her around)? If a kid is old enough to understand the attempted-rape scene, but not really old enough to grasp just how fucked-up people can be, then that whole theme will confuse the hell out of him (or, worse, her) and maybe plant a terrible seed that will bloom into some warped perceptions.

      Let's just accept that kids are raised with Disney-esque good and evil, and anything more complicated than that is going to be a bit of a shock to the system. Watchmen was a great comic/graphic novel, but it's not exactly something I'd expect a pre-teen to comprehend. The themes can be a bit disturbing, not to mention morally ambiguous in parts.

      If you let your pre-teen wear a pair of sweatpants with ANYTHING written across the seat, or a t-shirt that says "sexpot" or similar, you are a failure as a parent.

      I think Chris Rock said something like "there's no scale for being a parent, but if your daughter turns out to be a stripper, you fucked up."

      Of course, this is my opinion, and I'm sure I'll get modded down and probably a hundred responses of "my partner and I let our 6 year old use the computer unsupervised and she has never looked at porn and is a polite and independent little treasure!" Great, good luck with that in another 6 years.

      Nah. Putting your kid in front of *anything* unsupervised is probably a bad idea. Kids are impressionable, and it's probably a good idea not to let television raise them, otherwise you're going to end up with some pretty messed up kids.

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    6. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's a shower, not a grower.

    7. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      So that would be the 50's onward. But wait, that was right around the Vietnam era. An era where news was not sanitized for the masses to protect us from being directly exposed to the gore, death, and destruction that war causes. Unless you locked your 9 year olds in the basement, they were plenty exposed to real violence.

      The only news I have memories of hearing as a child in the 1990s was about wars, mostly in eastern Europe. I remember occasionally being frightened by what was happening.
      Worse was Irish nationalist terrorism in the UK (my own country). The city I lived in was never targetted, but I remember my school being evacuated for a bomb threat in *1996*.

      I read a few children's books where the protagonist had lost a parent or friend to war. I could see the obvious link between fiction and reality.

      Kids growing up now have seen Afghanistan and Iraq (and Georgia, and North Korea, and Somalia, and Zimbabwe, and New York/London/Madrid) regularly on TV news. Last week some soldiers were shot in Northern Ireland. Popular fiction still has good vs. evil.

      What's changed?

    8. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1, Informative

      What planet did you grow up on?
       

      So I guess you mean children raised in the Western world and only compared to the last couple of generations. Perhaps since the last World War/Depression. So that would be the 50's onward. But wait, that was right around the Vietnam erra. An erra where news was not sanitized for the masses to protect us from being directly exposed to the gore, death, and destruction that war causes.

      Actually, the situation is the reverse from you mistakenly assume. Prior to 60's and 70's the news, and media in general *was* sanitized to remove gore, etc... etc... That was the whole point of the Hays Code and the fuss over comics in the 50's that lead to the Comics Code Authority.
       
       

      Unless you locked your 9 year olds in the basement, they were plenty exposed to real violence.

      Only if you and your hypothetical 9 year old lived in an location where street violence was common, no they weren't 'plenty exposed' to real violence. It was strictly controlled in the media, and not all that common in real life.
       
       

      So yeah, definitely not something I'd willingly expose a young child to, however this "We're all going to hell in a handbasket" routine is tired and completely unfounded.

      It's only 'tired and unfounded' if you are completely unaware of what actually happened in the past.

    9. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Heck, I agree with you: Watchmen is not suitable for an 11 yo. There is too much gratuitous violence

      No. No, no, no and no.
      There was a lesson about violence in that story, and you missed it.

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    10. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the fact that it is first shown after he is trying to sexually please his girlfriend, the fact that it is entirely unsexual is probably an important point.

    11. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by krunk7 · · Score: 1

      What's changed?

      I'm speaking from a U.S. perspective. I can't say how the media has changed in other countries. During the Vietnam era, the news was graphic it wasn't just reporting on the war it was actually showing it in all its gory details. This is not how the news is today. We see numbers and "approved" videos sanitized for public viewing. At least this is the case for 99% of all the mainstream media.

    12. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      You know, I saw it once during the entire movie, when he reassemled himself it was pretty obvious but for the entire rest of the movie I never noticed it. Makes me wonder why everyone else apparently spent the whole movie staring at some blue guy's crotch.

    13. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      quantum sex

      That's how my wife always refers to it. :-(

    14. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      I wish my mod points hadn't expired. I really could care less about what rating is slapped on a movie or a game, but you'd better believe that I'm watching it before I let my daughter watch it. This also includes "kids" shows, spending a bit of time watching the disney channel and nick is disturbing. The way the kids that are being projected as role models to today's youth behave and dress....

    15. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      You know, I saw it once during the entire movie, when he reassemled himself it was pretty obvious but for the entire rest of the movie I never noticed it. Makes me wonder why everyone else apparently spent the whole movie staring at some blue guy's crotch.

      Are you kidding me? In the scene where Rorschach goes to visit Manhattan in his lab, one of our first views of him is towering over Rorschach and Silk Spectre, fifty feet tall.

      I'm not suggesting that US (and other) audiences don't get worked up over silly things, but it takes a certain kind of determination to not notice a fifty foot tall guy's blue, luminescent unit on the big screen.

    16. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I don't think he did.

      I don't think that an 11 year old would be able to see beyond the violence, to the roll that violence is playing in advancing a premise. It requires a certain level of maturity, and a certain knowledge to the whole genre of comics, a certain knowledge of the US's relationship with violence (in real life, and in media).

      I really liked Funny Games (both of them), but I wouldn't let my children watch it either, and oddly, the violence is more low key in both versions of that film than in Watchmen.

      Both are still better than the growing trend of "gore as porn" in popular cinema, or worse "torture as porn". Where violence is always and end in itself, and always orchestrated only to titillate, and not to advance plot, or show something important.

      One of the things that struck me about Watchmen was the parents who took their children there expecting a normal superhero movie. Some parents continued watching unphased as their pre-adolecent daughter in front of us squirmed at the rape scene, and then permanently left to go to the bathroom during the prison break scene. This led me to think that this is one of the few movies that actually was rated correctly. This was the R rated movie. It had mature theme unsuitable to most minors, and not just some frontal nudity or gore.

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    17. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't think that an 11 year old would be able to see beyond the violence, to the roll that violence is playing in advancing a premise.

      I'm not saying it's an appropriate movie for an 11yo, I'm saying that it is not obligatory to use the word "gratuitous" in front of the word "violence" when discussing a movie.

      The violence in that story is not gratuitous, it's integral.

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    18. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      kids today, despite being coddled and sheltered from the outside world, are getting more and more fucked up

      I'd like to point out that kids 150 years ago played a game where they'd ride a horse under a branch that had a goose with a greased up neck hanging from it and bite the head of the goose off. As a game. That parents encouraged to test manliness.

      I'd like to point out that kids 100 years ago participated in lynchings.

      I'd like to point out that (white) kids 50 years ago still viewed black people as inferior en masse.

    19. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 1

      You have a point. I'd still consider some of the more graphic violence gratuitous, specially those scenes put in there by Snyder. OTOH, I have no special prejudice against gratuitous violence (such as present in 300, the movie). Perhaps by "gratuitous violence" I mean violence that could be shown in a less explicit manner without forfeiting the original intention of the author. Some of the violence in Watchmen (the movie) is there only to shock (don't recall if Snyder said so himself). But you're right in that Watchmen wouldn't be what it is if it wasn't a violent story in certain parts.

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    20. Re:WTF is the problem with the penis? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      by "gratuitous violence" I mean violence that could be shown in a less explicit manner without forfeiting the original intention of the author. Some of the violence in Watchmen (the movie) is there only to shock

      See! It's not gratuitous, it's there to make you feel shocked. The movie wants you to feel uncomfortable about the level of violence used by the heroes.
      Same with the big blue waggle, it makes you feel uncomfortable when he's around.

      It's not a story of good triumphing over evil that makes you feel happy, it's a story to make you think about morality and cause and effect. All it was missing was a giant psychic alien genegineered squid of sexual-looking doom for the movie to be perfect.
      And maybe a pirate or two...

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  70. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    For a cross between a sex toy and a neon light?

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  71. Toy Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a problem with the R rated movies, even violent crazy ones using existing well known characters (Batman, Iron Man, etc)

    My problem is when they make a violent adult oriented movie, then come out with toys for 5 year olds matching the movie. (Sometimes even before the movie comes out!)

    Sure, the parent as the consumer has the responsibility to not buy the toys, but if you've got kids you know that the batman toy commercial comes on and your kid goes "WOW I want one of those! Dad, can we go see the movie??"

  72. Buy him the Comics by gosand · · Score: 1

    Movies won't capture what you read as a kid. And I'm just trying to remember back when I was that age... but isn't 7 a little too young for super hero comics? I honestly don't remember when I got into them.

    Just a word of advice, and this is just IMO, but don't force your memories on your kids. I introduce some things, like Bugs Bunny, to my kids just so I don't have to watch friggin' Dora again, but they didn't like it. Luckily, they like Road Runner. But don't force it. I find it creepy when parents try to make a little clone of themselves.

    And I think the super hero movies should be made for those who grew up with them. I was very pleased with Iron Man and Batman Begins/The Dark Knight because of this. X-men series was good too. Let's NOT sanitize them for kids. Everything is geared towards kids these days, can we please keep these for ourselves? Fantastic Four was TERRIBLE for this very reason. I dub it the "Lucasizing" of movies. Enough with the Poochie-like characters and the belching after eathing something already.

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  73. Re:Is Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey a superhe by Midnight+Voyager · · Score: 1

    Censoring it to PG-13 would be completely impossible.

  74. obligatory by colourmyeyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Additioanlly most of us have/will have sex,...

    Remember, this is Slashdot...

    Yeah, I almost feel bad even going for such low-hanging fruit.

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  75. Thank God I'm not alone by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Watchmen was the first superhero movie I've voluntarily watched since "Mystery Men" (which was pretty funny). I despise most comic book movies (unlike Watchmen, their source materials don't DESERVE to be called "graphic novels"). They're cookie-cutter, predictable, trite pieces of FX-driven shit. I had a girlfriend who forced me to watch the first Toby Macquire "Spiderman" movie and it made me almost physically ill. God, poor Willem Defoe and the indignities he had to endure in that turd (I think he actually shakes his fist in the air at one point and yells "I'll get you Spiderman!"). Sure, that kind of candy crap is fine for kids (and those with the maturity of kids), but I'm an ADULT. Watchmen was the first superhero movie in a long time that was actually geared toward me, and not just my 13-year-old nephew (who rates the quality of movies based solely on how many cool FX shots they contain and honestly doesn't see the "bad guy vanquished/good guy wins" ending of every Batman/Superman/X-men/Shitman movie coming long before the first frame even clicks).

    The fact that so many supposed adults, when asked about the quality of Watchmen, responded with "OMG, they dared show a penis!!" shows how brain-dead and immature the average moviegoer really is. But for those of us who've matured beyond the mental age of a 14-year-old schoolgirl giggling at a Jonas Brothers video, it was a amazing anomaly--the first, and sadly probably last, adult superhero film.

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    1. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw the Watchman at the midnight showing when it came out, without having read the comic. I thought the movie was brilliant (Somewhat glad, due to Dr Manhattan that the IMAX showing was sold out, but it was no more offensive than when I went to Florence and saw the statue of David).

      Frankly, sex and violence aside (both of which are super bad-ass and keww'), I quite enjoyed the ambiguity of who is a good guy/bad guy. Adrian nukes a bunch of cities in order to stop a nuclear war, and he's supposed to be the villain -- but is he any worse than Rorschach, who does the same stuff on a smaller scale? Dr Manhattan could have stopped the whole thing, but just sort of let it happen, and then at the end goes "oh yeah, I guess this makes sense..."

      I'm really not sure that I can think of anything I've read or watched that was like it, except maybe 'Platoon,' which is probably the strangest comparison that anyone is going to make about this one.

    2. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I think you missed one tidbit about the end. A good three quarters of Doc's story is the series of events that leads up to his self imposed exile on Mars, events that were engineered by Adrian to make sure he wasn't around to stop his plan from going through. Doc M didn't get back to Earth until it was too late, and although he can see backwards and forwards in time (unless he's being jammed, as he was in the movie), he can't actually travel back and forth in time to change any outcomes.

      To be fair, the ending is actually a fair bit different than the one in the Graphic Novel, but it captures the major themes quite well. The ending from the GN would have never worked on the big screen, not only from an FX perspective, but also because the movie cut nearly all of the elements of the GN that were tied into that ending (except strangely for Adrian's Cat, who feels positively out of place in the movie).

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    3. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by Temposs · · Score: 1

      I would just like to point out that Spiderman was not intended as a movie with an air of seriousness. You did catch that, right? It was meant as a *comic book* movie, specifically not graphic novel. It was intended by design to have silliness/campiness in the dialogue/action and a definite good and evil, with good winning in the end. The quoted line from William Defoe fit with the genre of film, and Defoe's acting job was much praised for his performance in Spiderman. The only complaint was that he had to wear that mask which hid his facial expressions.

      Given the style it is meant to have from the beginning, it is an excellent film with excellent acting.

      I can understand if you like the true graphic novel style better, but to directly compare it to Spiderman is missing the point and is unfair.

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    4. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't understand the concept of not liking that movie. It wasn't perfect, and I guess if you're some candy-ass comic book nerd purist you can gripe. But not having read the comic and not being some kind of chimp who finds a blue dong shocking I thought the movie was god damn sweet.

      Now it's going to be simpleminded child movies where you don't kill the bad guys, and instead let them escape or go on to murder a bunch more people, and where everyone has these childlike pure motives. Load of shit.

    5. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I watched "Batman Begins" (my aforementioned 13-year-old nephew forced me to watch the DVD, insisting that I would love it). I don't understand why people argued that this movie was somehow "more adult." The only difference between this movie and the Burton Batman movies was that it was played straight instead of being stylized. But it was still the same simplistic, predictable, cookie-cutter shit at its heart. Batman is a boring, cardboard douchebag either way. Just because they got the director of "Memento" and "The Prestige" (both great films) and a great actor in the lead role doesn't change the fact that the script is the same shit story we've seen a million times before. You could have crossed "Bruce Wayne/Batman" out of the script at any point and substituted "Wolverine," "The Punisher," "Daredevil," etc. and not made a single change (well, maybe you would have needed an introductory scene explaining that Daredevil is blind, or crossed out "parents" and wrote in "wife and kid" for The Punisher).

      If you want to see a good Christian Bale action film, you'd be a lot better off with "Reign of Fire." That one was far from perfect, but at least it had an interesting premise and some old-fashioned tough-guy movie dialogue. And you have to give props for the sheer audacity of action scenes involving Chinook helicopters fighting dragons. Give me that any day over Batman in yet-another-bat-vehicle having yet-another-predictable-showdown with yet-another-over-the-top-bad-guy-in-stupid-makeup.

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    6. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I only give credit for campiness when it's intentional. Evil Dead 2--check. Spiderman--I don't think so.

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    7. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Agree 100% with spiderman, could not stand it. And I am not a graphic novel fan, just thought it was one of the worst movies ever...

      Like TDK though.

    8. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Maybe you ought to look and see who directed both movies.

    9. Re:Thank God I'm not alone by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I know. I also know that he lost his mojo a long time ago and started playing it straight ("For the Love of the Game" anyone?).

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  76. The MPAA perspective - a system of corruption by SrWebDeveloper · · Score: 1

    We all know PG-13 is box office gold compared to an R rating for movies like this. But what exactly is an "R" rated superhero?

    According to the MPAA, the superhero resides in a film that "contains some adult material. An R-rated motion picture may include adult themes, adult activity, hard language, intense or persistent violence, sexually-oriented nudity, drug abuse or other elements, so that parents are counseled to take this rating very seriously." http://www.mpaa.org/FlmRat_Ratings.asp (source)

    As you see, it's not just language, it's HARD language which of course is unspecified. It's not just violence, but intense and persistent. Nor is it just nudity, i.e. "naked women", it's nudity presented in a sexually oriented nature, and it's not just using drugs, but abusing them.

    And even after all that:
    "Generally, it is not appropriate for parents to bring their young children with them to R-rated motion pictures," says the MPAA guidelines.

    This is all entirely subjective and as a result most movies are not faithful to their source screenplay or origin book due to cuts and re-edits to satisfy the MPAA so the most revenue can be squeezed from the largest possible audience. What you end up seeing onscreen is the result of a board of 10-13 individuals, each working periodically, each with their own agendas under a chairperson who has unlimited power to select anyone they choose - the qualifications being no more or less than experience with parenthood as an adult member of the community. Film producers are also under no obligation to submit a film for rating, but the industry as a whole has learned an unrated film squashes advertising revenue, reduced media exposure and opens up the door to lawsuits and negative publicity from special interest groups. So they play the system, often re-submitting films over and over after copious edits to try to satisfy the MPAA for that "gold" PG-13 rating. Any industry member knows it's not about being faithful to their art, it's all about that rating and the resulting increased revenue.

    And the MPAA site states, "No one in the movie industry has the authority or power to push the Board in any direction or otherwise influence it."

    We all know that the public influences the MPAA, society influences it, and the constant pushing of the envelope by film producers clearly influences how ratings are classified and assigned to those who "volunteer" for the MPAA's stamp of approval. There is no alternative, so this is how the system works until the industry and society as a whole puts enough pressure on the MPAA to put their loose standards to the test.

    Is this system as described above corrupt? You're damned right it is.

  77. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by LinuxIdiot · · Score: 1

    No it isn't off-topic since this small thread of a discussion was about the differences in ratings between the two movies. I, however did not fixate on the male nudity, however I found it funny be it you find it immature or not. I don't really care. I somewhat enjoyed the movie without having read the graphic novel beforehand. Seeing as I am no longer 13 I could care less whether the movie is PG-13 or R since I base my interest in a movie not on its rating but whether I care to see it or not.

  78. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Pope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The penultimate villain of movies

    What makes Dr. Lecter the second last villain? That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

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  79. If only they were good movies. I dont care. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comic book films for the most part have been terrible. I dont care about their ratings, I care about their content! That is where they suffer.

    Films should not be made to fit a certain rating. A rating should be assigned based on the content within the film. That content should be the artist's vision.

    1. Re:If only they were good movies. I dont care. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Films should not be made to fit a certain rating. A rating should be assigned based on the content within the film. That content should be the artist's vision.

      Hollywood movies are not made by artists, they are made by corporations who invest money in order to get a return of more(money).

      Watch Kevin Smith, who knows this first hand, explain it. "All you have to do to make more money is not curse as much."

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    2. Re:If only they were good movies. I dont care. by swillden · · Score: 1

      A rating should be assigned based on the content within the film. That content should be the artist's vision.

      Visions that won't earn back their cost generally won't get made. This is reality. And the content, and subsequent rating, do have a significant effect on profitability.

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    3. Re:If only they were good movies. I dont care. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Hollywood films are in fact made by artists. They are funded and marketed by corporations but you can get your sweet bottom that many wonderfully talented artists are making those films.

      Its just rarely their say as to what gets made :)

  80. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Zironic · · Score: 1

    Public Service announcement:

    Penultimate means second to last.

  81. Limitations Breed Creativity by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    It has been my observation that it is in fact LIMITATIONS that spur creative more so then FREEDOM.

    Some the the greatest literary works came about in some of the most heavly censored days. It forces the writers, film makers, etc to be creative. I have seen some increibly violent movies that didn't have a single drop of onscreen blood. They simply showed the shadows. I great example in a video game is the original SAM AND MAX when Max is 'killing' the scientist in the intro. All you see is the shadow on the wall and Max's 'wet fist' going to town.

    Blanketly stating that the movie must be PG-13 doesn't mean sacrificing anything creatively, it forces the to be creative in fact. Moving violence off camera doesn't inheritly silence the point you are trying to make and pointless ANYTHING in a movie is just that, pointless.

    I remember when I was subbing for an English Comp. teacher I gave out an assignment, "Write a short 2 page story without using the letter A once in the story." Oddly those were the best stories they wrote that year because the limitations forced them to think things through.

    Restrictions can do more to IMPROVE stories\movies\comics then detract from them.

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    1. Re:Limitations Breed Creativity by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      It has been my observation that it is in fact LIMITATIONS that spur creative more so then FREEDOM.

      First of all, I bet you're a big fan of this book, or if you haven't read it yet, you'll love it when you do. (It talks a lot about what you just said, and gives great examples.)

      But...

      Blanketly stating that the movie must be PG-13 doesn't mean sacrificing anything creatively, it forces the to be creative in fact.

      Yes it does mean sacrificing, though I agree with the second half of your sentence. The amount of creativity may endure, but it will nevertheless be channeled. So you'll get some good movies. But you'll also lose some good movies.

      I remember when I was subbing for an English Comp. teacher I gave out an assignment, "Write a short 2 page story without using the letter A once in the story." Oddly those were the best stories they wrote that year because the limitations forced them to think things through.

      You got some good stories, but you didn't get to see one with the letter A. That was one assignment. I bet the students didn't keep that constraint throughout the whole term. There's a difference between setting out to write a story without "A" and making a movie with a limited amount of violence, versus making omission of "A" part of your permanent style and saying all your future movies will be PG-13. One is a one-shot creative constraint, and one is a perversion that will lead to distorted results.

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  82. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by khallow · · Score: 1

    Hrmmm, I sense that this will be an issue of great heat and little light, like the old "which one is better Star Wars, Star Trek, or Dr Who" (three guesses which one I like and the first two don't count)? Implying that Watchmen didn't have a plot is just spoiling for a fight. I haven't watched Dark Knight, though I think I know the plot pretty well. The plot is that (in case you weren't paying attention when you were watching the movie) a superhero dies and his old comrades try to figure out what happened to him. As the movie progresses, we realize that there is something deeper and more sinister going on. The reason that the movie isn't tight and focused on advancing the plot (unlike say Dark Knight, which probably was) is because there is more going on with the story than just the plot. As the other replier mentioned, there's the character studies, the play on comic book and movie conventions (eg, the villainous denouement at the end, the Ride of the Valkyries scene parodying Apocalypse Now, the Comedian being a grotesque anti-hero), the colorful alternate history (how things are same or different because superheroes exist), and the modern moral quandaries that the protagonists face throughout the film (though some have been poorly presented, I think, even in the original book). There is a good reason that the original Watchmen series is considered the greatest comic or graphical novel ever.

  83. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Lucky if you're a 12-year-old who thinks fart jokes are the just COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD. Not so lucky if you're an adult looking for movie fare a little more sophisticated that "LOOK AT HOW COOL OUR NEW FX SHOTS ARE!!!!"

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  84. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by ausekilis · · Score: 1

    In most of the non R rated superhero movies I've seen you could always walk away with the feeling that the main villain could have, at any moment, had a change of heart because he's not really evil - he's just made bad choices (lol.)

    To me, that's not necessarily what makes the movie. I find that in most of the good superhero movies there is a sense of believability of the whole story, which you alluded to with the tie-in to realism of todays society. The rating of the movie itself is insignificant, as long as it succeeds in telling the story.

    Part of what made the Wolverine + some Xmen (come now, Wolverine is their poster-child) movies actually work for me was the believability of Magneto. He's a villian that honestly thinks what he's doing isn't wrong. The Joker in The Dark Knight was a believable psychopath, there was no possibility for "change of heart". The Joker was well-defined as a character, he had some notion of what he was doing was "wrong", but he just didn't care. One of his great lines was in front of Two-Face "I just took your little plan and turned it on itself...", explaining that all he does is add a bit of chaos.

    Of course, there are movies that just don't do that well. X-Men 3 and the Fantastic Four movies I just couldn't buy into as well. X-Men 3 suffered from the "lets-include-every-mutant-we've-ever-made-and-see-how-many-people-notice" syndrome that a lot of their cartoons did, and the Fantastic Four movies were all flash and not so much character building and story.

    I'd consider Iron Man to be on the verge, there was a lot of good character development and build-up for Tony Stark, though I found the enemy to be underdeveloped. I could buy into the "you brought the company down" stuff, but there just wasn't enough of a build to give any sense of real conflict.

  85. It didn't fail by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looking purely at the numbers, by the third week the worldwide box office receipts are $148,909,463. The production cost was around $130,000,000. Factor in publicity and a few non-production costs and they are probably around break even right now. Anything they earn from here on out is profit.

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  86. Market Value vs Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the old conflict between movies that juice the market and movies that are worth watching. One side says that market value is supreme, and so there is no need to have anything but formulaic movies based on market research. The other side says that the quality of the movie is all that matters, and so the massive flow of cash to low-quality movies is lamentable waste in the system. You seem to be solidly in the first group, but most people take a more nuanced position between the two.

  87. They are not a total juggernut by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Just consider, your 'most important single studio' was the strongest supporter and the last studio holdout in the Blu-rav vs. HDDVD war, which they lost. A lot of clout? absolutely- absolute leverage? demonstratably not so.

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    1. Re:They are not a total juggernut by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing Universal and Warner Brothers. WB ended the format war when they switched from being format-neutral to Blu-ray exclusive. If anything, this demonstrates the opposite of what you are trying to suggest

    2. Re:They are not a total juggernut by iainl · · Score: 1

      sangreal66 has already covered the way that Warners' decision to go single-format is what finished off HD-DVD. They're also, the highest grossing studio of 2008.

      But that's more about discussing the importance of the various studios on a Global basis. I'm talking specifically about Superhero films, where it helps to have a well-known brand name before you start. Rule out the DC Universe, and you're both down a fair proportion of your options, and most likely trying to have a conversation with Marvel, who the article states don't want to make R-Rated stuff either.

      Basically, you're probably stuck either trying to ape the success of Hancock with an original character, or adapting someone most people in the US won't have heard of, like Judge Dredd. Neither of which did particularly well, considering their budget and stars.

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  88. Eh. It was a big-budget art film. by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

    I saw it last night. I'll admit that I didn't read the novel when it was trendy to do so... Never really got into the whole comics thing. Not that I look down on them -- I just chose to escape into non-graphic media (i.e. as much sci-fi as the local library had) during my formative years.

    However, I did make a point of buying and reading the novel before I saw the film. Loved the novel. Inhaled it in one sitting because I just happened to be too sick to deal with normal weekend responsibilities.

    As others have said, 90% of the film is pure fan service, and likely incomprehensible to someone who didn't read the novel. I'm not complaining, in fact I was awe-struck at how well the director managed to retain the core themes, art design, and overall feeling of the story. I can see, though, why the film won't do well in the end.

    It wasn't made for your average "Superhero" movie-goer. The whole point of the story wasn't to set up a superhero franchise. There won't be a Watchmen IV in 10 years. It was an exploration of the characters themselves, and in that respect has more in relation to a biographical drama than a blockbuster action flick. In other words, snooze-fest for most.

    Yes, there was a lot of nudity and some sex. To be honest, though, I barely noticed it. I guess having already read the novel, I just wasn't surprised to see a giant blue dong onscreen every once in a while. Nudity doesn't much bother me anyhow. As a well-adjusted adult, I can separate nudity from sexuality. The actual sex scenes were necessary, although a little gratuitous (at least the second one was). The violence was also necessary, as it served to set the tone.

    Neutering the adult content would certainly have made the film more accessible in the sense that it could have gotten a PG-13 rating, but it would have made even less sense and alienated its true target audience even more.

    I was disappointed with the ending, but as others have pointed out, the director probably did the best he could, given the limitations of the format. Establishing the backstory necessary to make the novel's ending work would have made the film at least half an hour longer, and even then it probably would have seemed ridiculous.

    In the end, I don't think that anyone on the creative side ever really expected it to be a blockbuster. On the financing side, sure... They always do. I suspect that the folks on the creative side were surprised that they got the money to do it, and just jumped at the opportunity. I'm glad that they managed to avoid watering it down too much. And I will be shocked if we ever see something like this get that kind of budget again. :)

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  89. PG-13 is the new R. by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. In today's rating system, the only difference between PG-13 and R is "Does the show contain boobies?" Violence has no impact on ratings.

    Violence is a core part of the superhero genre, but explicit sex is not. You can do all the superhero movie you want inside a PG-13 rating.

    Dark Knight proved that.

    1. Re:PG-13 is the new R. by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're very right about that. Last semester, I did a content analysis of the top ranked G, PG, PG-13, R and X/NC-17-rated films from before and after the institution of the PG-13 rating (1984). The results were pretty conclusive that the MPAA's ratings body will turn a blind eye to violence but regulate the living hell out of sex.

      The Dark Knight had 104 instances of violence and was rated PG-13. But, there was no profanity and no sex. Eyes Wide Shut (the uncut version), had no violence whatsoever, but there were 13 instances of sex and some profanity. It was rated NC-17.

      The really funny part about this is that the MPAA still insists that the ratings group treats sex and violence the same.

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  90. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by wohlford · · Score: 1

    It was PG-13!

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  91. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    insanity (not the laughable kind)

    Why so serious?

  92. Re:Is Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey a superhe by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Damn you. I thought -I- was going to be the first to point out the necessity of Transmetropolitan being at LEAST R-Rated.

    Magical Truthsaying Bastard, indeed.

    I actually just read the series for the first time recently and thought it was probably the best comic series I'd ever read. The problem is, there's no WAY you're going to do it justice with a couple hours on the screen. Transmetropolitan is the kind of thing that needs to have each major story arc turned into its own movie. I mean, Watchmen was tough to squeeze into whatever-the-hell the uncut version is (Four hours or something?) and it's only 12 issues. Transmetropolitan is like 60.

    Someone should animate it. :D Transmetropolitan would actually be the perfect subject matter for the format of an anime. Each story arc a 13 episode season. If you look at the comic issue-by-issue, it breaks down perfectly. Each issue has a beginning, build-up, and an end. It would transition to 22 minute episodes nicely. And cost something less than the 'metric fuckton of assloads of money' a decent live action version would, without having to cut really anything content-wise.

    Too bad we still think of animation as 'cartoons' instead of just being a different medium. (Unless it's CG, then we think 'Aww, isn't that cute? The cartoon is pretending it's real!')

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  93. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    I think the PG-13 came in large part from the lack of sex. That always triggers the ratings. Plus, despite the implied grotesque violence, the only depicted violence was rather sanitized. I mean, sure, Batman would hurl a man into a steel beam with great force, but The Dark Knight didn't show his shattered bones and ruptured soft tissues. Watchmen did.

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  94. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by msouth · · Score: 1

    No, Hannibal Lecter could not have been conveyed in a PG-13 film. Because, by definition, horror has to be scary, and scary means children don't get to see it.

    I don't know if you have children, but if you think that PG-13 movies are "not scary", I would recommend that you screen at least The Ring and Sixth Sense yourself before showing it to your 7-yr-old.

    I don't think you are correct about Hannibal Lecter not being portrayable in a PG-13 film. A good filmmaker can make something just as scary (The Ring (opinions vary on that one though) and Sixth Sense being good examples) without depicting the gore graphically. It's not done as often, partly because people like the gore. It's part of the fun of the movie (for people who like that), and you're making something that would scare kids anyway, so what point is there in toning the graphic violence down?

    If there was a way to throw down the guantlet and challenge filmmakers to make scary films that fit withing PG-13 guidelines, you would see exactly how terrifying a film can be without on-screen gore or extreme violence. (Although if you did this you might get parents screaming to modify the rating system after those movies came out :).

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  95. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at some of the countless great movies from the 1980s, especially comedies (like Howard the duck), and you will see alot of things that you say should be in a pg-13 rating now but it still has a pg rating from back then. I think people are just overly sensitive and as always WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS!!!!.

    If it is naturally interesting for a kid to be like, look at the huge blue thing, then maybe it should be explained but how many kids would actually know to point it out unless someone says something.

  96. Recognizable superheroes by tepples · · Score: 1

    Is Warner Brothers prohibiting independent studios from making their own R-Rated superhero movies?

    Yes, by buying up exclusive rights to recognizable superheroes before the indies can.

    1. Re:Recognizable superheroes by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      They aren't buying exclusive rights, they have exclusive rights because they created the superheroes in the first place. DC Comics is owned by WB

    2. Re:Recognizable superheroes by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      WB created squat. WB bought the company that created those superheros.

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    3. Re:Recognizable superheroes by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      So we should fear comic book authors having the right to decide who can and cannot use their work?

  97. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    You haven't seen 'W' yet, have you?

  98. Watchmen was a film - not a movie by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As in it was a work of art - not a commercial for toys.

    I thought it was perfect. Everything about it was gritty and sublime. Super heroes, super problems. An alternate timeline where superheroes destroy the VC in vietnam and with as much ignorance and lack of humanity as was present in our own timeline? Then as a result Nixon is hailed and re-elected 3 times? Wonderful social commentary on what could have been.

    Watchmen was about a real scenario where people have super-powers, all the ignorance and corruption and pettiness mixed up with noble intentions, fear driven obsessions and moral paranoia which would affect our society if this was the norm.

    You want a story that matches up with this and is kid safe? Watch The Incredibles. It has a similar timeline but leaves out all the confusing parts. Want something more adult but still sanitized.. watch that Will Smith movie (at least he's a drunk).

    The Watchmen did very well in it's opening weekend when all the fans went out to see it. No it did not appeal to the masses... did it have to? There are a lot of films that don't convert into blockbusters but are considered to be incredible works that stand on their own merit (rather than how much money they bring in).

    Pop culture can have it's heroes, just let those of us who aren't afraid to experience a different reality have a few of our own.

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    1. Re:Watchmen was a film - not a movie by rally2xs · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it has to appeal to the masses. It's called "making money."

    2. Re:Watchmen was a film - not a movie by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      You want a story that matches up with this and is kid safe? Watch The Incredibles. It has a similar timeline but leaves out all the confusing parts.

      Oddly enough, when Incredibles came out, there was talk of how it wasn't kid-friendly enough (there's a skeleton, etc.).

      P.S. "oddly" is not the perfect word for the feeling I wish to express. Brain no work today, me no find better word.

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    3. Re:Watchmen was a film - not a movie by skeeto · · Score: 1

      As in it was a work of art - not a commercial for toys.

      Correct, the Saturday morning cartoon Watchmen was for selling toys.

  99. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    I was referring to the comics when I used the term 'Dark Knight movies.' The Frank Miller approach.

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  100. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by The+Moof · · Score: 1

    Are you sure? While comedies have started delving into the R-rated territory more and more, it seems like action and horror movies have dropped down into the PG-13 range to try to get a larger audience.

  101. Parents Are Idiots. . . by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

    Men have penises. Deal with it. This is what happens when you have a society that is founded by fundamentalist extremists. It's perfectly fine to see people bash the shit out of each other on screen, or to view bodies in various states of death or dismemberment, but show a penis, and all of a sudden, people have no idea what to do. If you can't deal with such simple facts as the natural state of our own bodies, then you shouldn't be a parent in the first place, because as a parent, it's your fucking JOB to make your children aware of the world, and prepare them for greater things. One thing we don't need, is for people to breed like rats while passing on their own fears and limitations into their offspring, thus ensuring yet another generation of mediocrity. Grow the fuck up, people. The key word is: EVOLVE. I know that word scares some folks, and rightly so, as those people are correctly sensing that they have been earmarked for extinction. Let's raise the bar for a change, instead of lowering it into the gutter, shall we? Let's get over the fact that someone dared to be creative, and someone else actually had the balls to present that creativity with something approaching the original spirit of the source material, instead of bowing to the knuckle-dragging, 'think-of-the-children', mentality that's been holding this country back for over three decades, and instead, encourage others to raise the bar as well. Let's try something NEW for a change, because the other way hasn't worked . . . ever. Either that, or report to the nearest Soylent Green Manufacturing Facility for immediate processing. . . .

    1. Re:Parents Are Idiots. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. I agree with what you say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (posting anon so I can mod, you lucky devil)

  102. The problem was not the violence by punkr0x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was a 3 hour movie! You're telling me by making it kid friendly, it's going to do even better? Kids don't have that kind of attention span, I don't have that kind of attention span. If you're going to make a 3 hour movie you may as well make it adult to keep my interest.

    1. Re:The problem was not the violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh noes, 3 WHOLE hours??? Surely the world hasn't even existed that long! How can I pay attention that long when surely I'll be dead long before the end???

      Dumbass...

  103. Please screen stuff before taking your kids by stillwind85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most comics and graphic novel enthusiasts have known for years that not all comics are for kids. Some are, and those are fine to be made into the PG movies you desperately want to take your kids to. Some are most certainly not, and Watchmen is one of those comics. There was no way to do the series credit with a rating of less than "R" because the series deals with some dirty, not-at-all family-friendly subjects. Any informed source could have told you this before you showed up, and you would have known what to expect. This is another example of using a 3rd party to fill in for parental responsibilities. Take the effort to know what you are going to see before you go, and explain to your kid why you can't go if you can't go. If I see a PG adaptation of "The Sandman" before I die, you will see a grown man weep.

  104. Why does everything need to be kid freindly? by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 1

    From what I understand about the Watchmen, it's about the human condition not making 10 billion at the box office. I loved the movie, never a dull moment. Maybe some people just don't understand the storyline well enough to follow along. Oh and I liked the sex, nudity, violence too. I have a kid that is 14 and I wouldn't mind him seeing the movie but I would need to prepare him and explain the story before seeing it. It seems americans try to censor things instead of understand them.

    1. Re:Why does everything need to be kid freindly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand about the Watchmen, it's about the human condition not making 10 billion at the box office.

      You understand wrongly. The "human condition"? Give me a break. Watchmen was adolescent fantasy (i.e. nonsense), nothing more. That's why it bombed.

  105. Punisher Warzone by AlmondMan · · Score: 1

    had one merrit; gratuitous violence. A retarded villain and poor acting, was fine for the pg-13 movies. Like some garbage the kids can watch. But it's about a guy who kills people, how can you make it pg-13? Who REALLY cares about a bit of violence on screen? Those who're too sensitive, and those who are insane. Nudity and violence are what life is based on.

    1. Re:Punisher Warzone by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Nudity and violence are what life is based on.

      and here i thought life was based on water and carbon

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  106. Hardly a free market! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that anything involving regulation of the market such as ratings can be said in any meaningful sense to be a "free market". The point is that ratings are not merely a guideline, they are enforced with restrictions (obviously, who can see them, but there may also be issues with who may stock them - e.g., for games I believe it's the case in the US that may retailers don't want to stock an adult rated game at all, even if they're able to restrict the sale to adults). There may be other restrictions (e.g., advertising?)

    Yes, it's true that there'll be less demand for a product that has Government imposed restrictions, and further restrictions added by retailers, but that's pointing out the bleeding obvious. This is not in any sense a "free market" where people are choosing what type of films they want to see.

    and then create an R rated super hero movie

    As pointed out, it doesn't help when all the copyrights of comic books seem to be owned perpetually by one big movie company now.

    1. Re:Hardly a free market! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that anything involving regulation of the market such as ratings can be said in any meaningful sense to be a "free market". The point is that ratings are not merely a guideline, they are enforced with restrictions (obviously, who can see them, but there may also be issues with who may stock them - e.g., for games I believe it's the case in the US that may retailers don't want to stock an adult rated game at all, even if they're able to restrict the sale to adults). There may be other restrictions (e.g., advertising?)

      Yes, it's true that there'll be less demand for a product that has Government imposed restrictions, and further restrictions added by retailers, but that's pointing out the bleeding obvious. This is not in any sense a "free market" where people are choosing what type of films they want to see.

      and then create an R rated super hero movie

      As pointed out, it doesn't help when all the copyrights of comic books seem to be owned perpetually by one big movie company now.

      But his impromptu libertarian diatribe was so starry-eyed and romantic.. how dare you point out how utterly unrealistic it is!

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    2. Re:Hardly a free market! by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Uh, most libertarians point out to self-regulation. They only oppose government regulation. Market self-regulation is still essentially market action. You're using a definition of "free market" that nobody else uses and doesn't even make sense.

    3. Re:Hardly a free market! by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a libertarian argue against copyrights? Oops, there went your point.

  107. Sex & Violence by ScotlynHatt · · Score: 1

    I was sitting 4 or 5 seats away from a couple of early teen boys whose parents were two rows up. The scene where the little girl's leg bone was being fought over by the dogs or when the cleaver ended up in the guy's skull did not elicit any attempts by the parents to stop the viewing, yet when the two main characters began to screw in the ship, Mom was turned around and motioning for them to cover their eyes. Are you freaking kidding me? These Sex vs. Violence discussions always bring me back to a Vanity Card by Chuck Lorre: http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=155

  108. I didn't even see the penis! by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

    Haha, I had the same experience, where was this infamous blue dong? I immediately grasped and accepted the concept that Dr. Manhattan did not care about clothes, but I didn't even know there was "full frontal" (CG at that) until after the movie, when people were walking out all "Baah! penis! I hate penis!".

    It was well done, fit the character so well it didn't distract me from the scene/story/characters. The rest of the move though - woah - not a kid's movie. Neither was the Dark Knight though. I thought this movie was waaaaay better than the Dark Knight. I'd even go as far as saying best comic movie yet.

    Don't worry, in the quest to get larger audiences into PG-13, the ratings system will get so skewed that R will become "ultraviolence" and pr0n, and pg-13 will be the regular old killing, torture, and skinemax.

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  109. A share of the profit by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Is a share of nothing.

    I too found the movie interesting, thoughtful, well written and played. It was an intelligent movie, and probably too insightful to be popular.

    What's not helping the studio is that the merchandising opportunities will probably be more limited.

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  110. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fun fact: "penultimate" means "next to last"

    So who's the ultimate villain of movies, then?

  111. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

    The penultimate villain of movies: Hannibal Lecter could have been conveyed in a PG-13 movie. R gave the director alot more to work with but the chilling aspect of Dr. Lecter is his normalcy up to the point where he does or says something taboo to our culture.

    No, he couldn't. "PG" means Parental Guidance. As in, you actually talk to your kid about the film, and try to "reverse the damage" it might've done. Arguably, you could've rated Kill Bill as "PG-13". If you watch Kill Bill with your kid, I think you can easily make him see that it's all a live-action Tom and Jerry thing. People don't go around with katanas cutting arms off. How the hell do you do that with Hannibal Lecter? The reason why the rendition of the character is so famous is because it's freaking disturbing. It's lifelike. It's the stuff that makes your kid have nightmares that night, because anybody around him could be like that.

    Both of those are rated R, though, so go watch The Prestige instead. That's PG-13, dunno why. It's a pretty obsessive, twisted, violent plot, it's just not all that violent on the surface. In general, I wouldn't trust most 13 year olds to get the film, but, for the ones mature enough to actually get it, I'd worry whether they were then mature enough to stomach it. Plus it's not an easy film to help a kid to digest. Hence, I'd rate it R.

  112. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by internerdj · · Score: 1

    I didn't know but good luck with your quest with trying to sway a connotation that is so far from the denotation.

  113. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Honestly the frequency of R-ratings have gone up for all movies. I remember when there were countless great movies from the 1980s that were all rated PG. Now most comedies seem to be rated PG-13 and R. I don't personally have anything against R-rated movies being that I use "fuck" as a comma and have nothing against watching on-screen violence, but I'm wondering if the movie industry is hoping to move back to where it was 20 years ago. Hell, we say that they need to change how they do business, perhaps this is a step in that direction--something which they hope they will get back to a time when they feel that they were a little more successful?

    Obviously they thought that their core demographic required that they have a movie rated R to attract viewers. Instead of flashy CGI they're moving to over-the-top language and T&A to cover the fact that the dialogue kinda fucking sucks. IMHO Iron Man, while rated PG-13, wouldn't have gained anything by becoming rated R.

    the "ratings drift" has less to do with the content of the movies changing and more to do with the rightward shift of the US as a whole causing the ratings themselves to skew.

    For another more polar example of this see the "virgin killer" album cover, which was displayed in neighborhood record stores in the 70's and is now on CP blacklists in several nations.

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  114. It does suck, and here's why by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    The reason this sucks is the indirection. It means that movie makers aren't going to be quite thinking about the vision they want, which includes whatever amount of sex/violence/harshlanguage/etc.

    Instead, they'll be thinking about MPAA ratings.

    "R" doesn't necessarily mean "bad for your kids" and "G" doesn't necessarily mean "good for your kids." Sure, the MPAA's goal probably really is honestly an attempt to categorize movies that way, but their criteria (e.g. n violence units is PG-13, n+1 violence units is R) will always be arbitrary (it's impossible to do otherwise). There's just no way their opinion is always going to exactly match your own. We should always remember that their ratings are really just rough approximate guesses, intended to correlate with some generic median American opinion (and likely actually correlated to some distorted sample within that).

    When movie makers set these rating categories as goals, and when theaters use these ratings rigidly (e.g. "we don't show unrated or NC-17 movies"), the MPAA's rough approximation is being taken way too seriously and given too much power. This just can't be nondestructive to creativity and art.

    It would be one thing if Warner Brothers said they're going to make less violent movies from now on. I wouldn't have a problem with that. I wouldn't even object if they made a statement along the lines of, "Our future movies being less violent, we predict that most of them will probably end up getting rated as PG-13." But if they're going to target a rating and adjust their movies to fit, then I can't help but think of them as less artistically-oriented and more factory-like.

    Should we fear it? Well, no, as long as you support independents. There will always be someone out there who intends to make good movies without sweating over MPAA ratings. Support them, and movies will live on.

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  115. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by PMuse · · Score: 1

    If the big studios stop making $100m blockbuster R-rated movies, then a smart film company should start leveraging CGI to make $5-$10m ones to tap into that market.

    Which, since CGI will inevitably continue to drop in price, is why we need not fear an absence of such films.

    Let the big studio serve up the vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. That will grow, rather than shrink, the market for a fine Goat Cheese Sorbet.

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  116. Content should drive it by ham3001 · · Score: 1

    If the story doesn't work or isn't true to its creators intent without the violence or sex then it should be there. I know this is a very "naive" idea but really the artistic continuity is much more important than what rating it has or how much audience it has. If the story is compelling enough and supports the sex and violence then it should be there and people will come and see it. It is hard for me to understand why people get so upset about a blue penis or bare boobies. That really is not the story or the message it is just our hangups limiting our world

  117. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by SliceofPi · · Score: 1

    Um, the issue here is that they are two completely different stories. One is a graphic novel and the other is a comic book - in no universe should they be considered the same thing... ever.

    Personally, I don't want directors and studios to pander to 13 year olds and try and shoe horn a great story into a crappy rating... what I want them to pander to is my inner 13 year old. I want to see comic book movies that are built for my adult self but lend themselves to what I used to read as a 13 year old. And my adult self doesn't want fluff. I want the stories I read as a kid played out in a manner that my brain remembers them now and wants to see them... visceral, real, exciting, full of depth.

  118. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies in the 70s-80s that were rated PG often showed breasts. Funny how something that we would rate PG then would be an instant R rating now just because of some womans bosom.

  119. If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Watchmen could have easily toned down the sex and violence. I mean seriously, we get the point, they're having sex. We don't need the scene to go on for a minute and a half (although the fire jet as apparent orgasm symbol was funny). Similarly, we didn't need the length of violence in which the Comedian is killed. It was more detailed and longer than the comic. The sex and violence could have been reduced and then we could have had the plot from the book, i.e. giant squid not crap that doesn't make sense duplicating Dr. Manhattan's power. In this case, if they had tried to make a PG-13 movie it would have been better.

    1. Re:If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      Watchmen could have easily toned down the sex and violence. I mean seriously, we get the point, they're having sex. We don't need the scene to go on for a minute and a half (although the fire jet as apparent orgasm symbol was funny). Similarly, we didn't need the length of violence in which the Comedian is killed. It was more detailed and longer than the comic. The sex and violence could have been reduced and then we could have had the plot from the book, i.e. giant squid not crap that doesn't make sense duplicating Dr. Manhattan's power. In this case, if they had tried to make a PG-13 movie it would have been better.

      Squid? Seriously? I got a completely different take on my read of the original graphic novel, in all ways; such as the "short" sex scene was really drawn out (no pun intended) when taken *in context* - not merely in how quickly I read thru it and looked at the pictures.

      I mean, the rape scene in Deliverance was *purposely* made to last longer than was comfortable for viewers. I'm hoping that the directors decisions have a similar effect in the Watchmen, regardless of whether it's about sex or violence

    2. Re:If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, the ending makes just as much sense as the giant telekinetic squid... That whole part felt tacked on to the story when reading it in the novel, and Moore explained how he wanted to mimic the Justice League banding together to fight the stellar starfish... I thought the movie ending made perfect sense because there was no missing writer subplot, and because Dr. Manhattan was so driven to perfect the energy source, not realizing how it could be used against the people it was designed to save from nuclear war. I agree with your sex and violence points though.

    3. Re:If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They could have, indeed. Why would they want to?

      Schindler's List: Now with Less Sad Stuff!

      American History X: Now with less nasty racism and no curb stomping scene!

      Full Metal Jacket: Did they really have to use racial slurs against Asians? No, in this new imagining!

      What a load of shit.

    4. Re:If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      although the fire jet as apparent orgasm symbol was funny

      No, that was cheesy. I didn't laugh, I groaned. It might have sounded the same to the unobservant.

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    5. Re:If Watchmen is the example I'm not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you can blame current movie style for this. Movies today very much want to show you how everything happens and what it looks like exactly. Watchmen very much fell into this trap, though much of the sex and violence of the film is there in the book. The difference is that Watchmen lets much of the graphic nature the sex and violence fall between the panels. Movies used to do this as well. TCM was showing a biography on an studio director (I forget his name). In one scene from one of his old black and white movies a kid jumps off a moving train and ends up falling on another set of tracks and gets his leg run over by a train. They key is we didn't see the blood go flying, we don't hear him scream, and we don't see him laying there with a graphically missing leg gushing blood onto the ground. Instead it was left for audience to fill in the details between that scene and the next.

  120. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    For a cross between a sex toy and a neon light? /shrugs

    Who am I to judge? :)
    But if you keep going with that line of thinking, you might have a hot seller of a product on your hands.

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  121. Note to parents by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    If this is the kind of reaction scenes from the Watchmen gets, you REALLY shouldn't let your kids watch "Schindler's List" until they graduate highschool.

  122. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Works for me.

    Penultimate: Lechter.
    Ultimate: Darth Vader (Pre-prequels, before he was reduced to a whiny little bitch).

  123. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by internerdj · · Score: 1

    http://www.mpaa.org/Ratings_HowRated.asp The major criteria is the content (i.e. language, nudity, etc) the minor criteria is the context. While cannibalism is a concept that is ill suited for 13 year olds, I do think that it could be presented in a way to get a lower rating while at the same time (with Anthony Hopkins' portrayal) being disturbing and creepy even to the level it is in the films. Hence the difficulty many parents have with the MPAA ratings. The ratings tell me generally how much mature or violent content is in the film but not whether the issues involving the plot are appropriate for my child or even palatable to me as an adult.

  124. it won't happen by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    they're not willing to give up merchandising to all those kids.

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  125. Pissed me off too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it okay to show a pole but no hole?

    Balance the movie out! Show us some chick crotch too. I would much rather see that than a schlong anyway.

    I hate these double standards.

  126. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

    Are you sure? While comedies have started delving into the R-rated territory more and more...

    Caddyshack, Stripes, Tootsie?

    it seems like action and horror movies have dropped down into the PG-13 range to try to get a larger audience.

    The tolerance level for individual ratings have just increased (which is generally a good thing). The Dark Knight was PG-13, but back in 1999 The Matrix was rated R. Similarly, I have no idea how Kevin Smith managed to get Zack and Miri down from NC-17 to R, but he did.

    There's no way Watchmen would have been made ten years ago, at least not in a way as faithful as it was made today. The studio would know that it would get rated NC-17, and NC-17 movies just don't bring in the cash necessary for a movie with a budget of that size.

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  127. Ratings deflation by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, there's no more R-rated superhero movies. But keep in mind that the Dark Knight, which has lots of sadistic violence, somehow got a PG-13. Violence which would have earned an "R" even 5 years ago is now PG-13 material. On the other hand, PG movies from the 70's and 80's featured brief nudity, which would earn an automatic "R" today.

    Ratings change, there's no doubt about it. I'm not sure if this change was for the best, however...

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  128. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly the frequency of R-ratings have gone up for all movies. I remember when there were countless great movies from the 1980s that were all rated PG. Now most comedies seem to be rated PG-13 and R.

    This is because of changes in how the ratings are assessed.

    For example, I remember watching the comedy "nuns on the run" which included a full-frontal nudity shower scene. The move was rated PG (there was no PG-13 at that time). If it was release today, that movie would probably not be rated even PG-13, but given an R rating instead.

    So it's more a reflection on the increasing "prudishness" and "OMG SAVE THE CHILDREN" in our society than the movies themselves.

  129. If you think he should, why don't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you don't want to?

    Well, maybe he doesn't either.

    You know, if someone makes a turd sandwich and people don't complain, how will the sandwich maker know that the reason he's not selling is because people don't like turd sandwiches rather than it being because of the competition with the burger van down the road from him?

    Why MUST the response to a comlpaint now always give some twat a reason to say "well, why don't YOU do it" (and oddly enough, the same person who rails against the "if you want X in FOSS project Y, write it yourself", as if the fact that you are getting FREE FOSS is a reason why you should expect MORE from them than someone who wants you to PAY THEM).

  130. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Novelty hood ornaments?

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  131. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buuut in the 80's there was no PG-13 rating. PG covered everything that wasn't explicitly "R". A few of them had boobs and some had strong language, up to and including "fuck".

  132. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well that might have SOMETHING to do with the fact that "PG-13" didn't exist in the 80's ?

  133. I don't recall The Dark Knight being PG. by LordHaart · · Score: 1

    And lets face it, the reason Watchmen was undervalued was that it had that dumb love plot. Audiences have seen it before, and it made the movie seem sickeningly predictable. Thank heavens I stayed to watch the end, and the Rorschach bits - 5 star material there.

  134. When they merged by tepples · · Score: 1

    They aren't buying exclusive rights

    It did in 1969 when it bought DC.

  135. Ya, lets censor everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In response to all the innapproiate for children remarks:

    Who are you to decide what's innapproiate for my children? I have 2 kids, and I'm not interested in putting blinders on their eyes until they are of an age when you decide they are mature enough to have them removed.

    If they see scenes of graphic sex and violence on the TV, in movies or on the internet, they are seeing them with my consent. Not behind my back. And they know that, and they can discuss their thoughts with me. Your kids will only see them by subterfuge, and will not want to mention them to you, because its something they are not supposed to be doing.

    Take your pick, you want kids who grew up in the real world, or disneyland?

  136. Die Hard - Re:I can live with it by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    In the previous three DHs, every other word was either "fuck" or "shit" (or "fucking shit! Motherfucker!"). I can't for the life of me understand why it's OK to show a bloody murder, but uttering "shit" gives you an R rating.

    I didn't fully realize just how much cussing Bruce Willis did until I saw DH1 & 2 on TV. They replaced the words with a voiceover with milder language, and the vocieover didn't even sound like willis. It was more jarring to me than the language was. And "Yippie Kayay, Mr. Falcon"? Barf!

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    1. Re:Die Hard - Re:I can live with it by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      Cro Magnon wrote and included with a post:

      In the previous three DHs, every other word was either "fuck" or "shit" (or "fucking shit! Motherfucker!"). I can't for the life of me understand why it's OK to show a bloody murder, but uttering "shit" gives you an R rating.

      I didn't fully realize just how much cussing Bruce Willis did until I saw DH1 & 2 on TV. They replaced the words with a voiceover with milder language, and the vocieover didn't even sound like willis. It was more jarring to me than the language was. And "Yippie Kayay, Mr. Falcon"? Barf!

      Reminds me when I saw "Smokie and the Bandit" on network TV. They replaced Sheriff Justice's (played by Jackie Gleason) cuss words, and the voice replacement sounded like the same man who was also doing the voice of Fred Flintstone at the time. The voice was close, but it was still a bit jarring because of the Fred Flintstone connection.

    2. Re:Die Hard - Re:I can live with it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What I hate is when something that makes me laugh out loud gets cut. Like in DH4 after the woman goes down the elevator shaft in the SUV, Willis says "Fuck you, bitch!" and the timing was perfect. There were three of us watching and all three split a gut. Then when Willis is on the phone with the bad guy, "Oh the Asian chick? She's at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass!"

      Or Braveheart when the Irish guy talks to God and tells Gibson "He says he can get me out of this, but he thinks you're fooked!"

      Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail "How do you know he's king?" "Easy, he's the only one that doesn't have shit all over him!"

      I hate watching movies on TV.

  137. Yeah, seriously... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Try this... Write down how you remember that scene, and go and watch it again and write down what you actually see.
    Compare notes.

    Does he slit his throat or just his mouth? If he is holding a knife in his mouth, how many cuts does he make? Does he stab him or just cut him?
    Also... what happens to the Chechen? Does he get fed to his dogs? How about Lau? Does he burn along with the money? Do we get to see it?

    Most of the violence in The Dark Knight is left to the viewers' imagination.
    It is played up before that, by actors, by direction, editing, music...
    So, when the actual scene does come - just a hint of what is supposed to happen in the scene is enough.
    You add the last piece of the puzzle yourself.

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    1. Re:Yeah, seriously... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Most of the violence in The Dark Knight is left to the viewers' imagination."

      Well, it got Psycho an R (or M) rating when it was re-released...

      Unfortunately the rating system is a jumbled mess that is easily gamed. I would rather it be replaced (if we have to have it) by this movie has graphic violence, sex, nudity, etc.

  138. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

    Ok, I wasn't clear: I meant how the system would make sense, not how it effectively works. Then again, I'm expecting parents to go to the cinema with their children and discuss the film afterwards, so I'm already working on pretty flawed premises :).

    Honestly, though, I can't conceive Hannibal Lecter still spooking the crap out of me the way he does while being innocuous enough for a kid young teenager, but, to me, it's not the cannibalism that's scary, it's the way he plays with people. It's his smug superiority, his geniality, the way, even incarcerated, he reaches out and attacks. It's a man that even in almost full lockdown still has power. And he's almost pure evil.

    (Incidentally, I am obviously stating that, if Anthony Hopkins's performance hadn't been quite as good, the character itself might not have warranted an 'R')

  139. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by barzok · · Score: 1

    Weird, if you think about The Dark Knight, you'd think there's no way that movie would be anything less than 'R'.

    I didn't even realize that The Dark Knight was PG-13. I assumed it was R. No way in hell would I let a 13 year old see that w/o a parent. My wife won't even watch it a second time, it creeped her out way too much.

    Alas, R ratings are about nudity and words, not the overall psychological effect the movie might have on someone.

    Batman Begins was OK as PG-13, that seems appropriate. The Dark Knight was far, far too dark & disturbing for that rating though.

  140. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by julesh · · Score: 1

    Re the sorbet recipe: dry ice should work just as well, and is easier to get hold of than liquid nitrogen. Just be sure to break it up into small bits first.

  141. watchmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved the movie, and it wasn't too violent or too much sex for me, but I am 36. What really bothered me was that all these retarded parents brought their 9 and 10 year olds tot his film. I ran into one parent I knew at the concession stand, bringing his 9 year old and I tried to talk him out of it. I asked if he knew anything about the show or the comic, etc. He didn't. I tried to tell him how graphic it would be, but he had already spent $10 on his kid's ticket. I wonder how much he'll spend on psych bills later on. :) I talked to him a couple of days later and he wished he had taken heed to my warning. I actually found it hard to enjoy the movie because there were so many kids in there. I thought this film should have had an NC17 rating for sure, just to stop the moron parents from bringing their kids. I left my 4 kids at home, and I was glad I did.

  142. Saturday morning by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yea, why not make it a saturday morning cartoon.

    Surely none of the artistic meaning would be lost...

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  143. The Inevitable..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    If a comic book can show images of obviously fake characters being eviscerated, beheaded, blown in half, and having various body parts ripped off in a gory manner, why can't movies?

    Next thing you know, we'll be seeing Superman, Batman, The Incredible Hulk, and X-Men-esque films replaced by the likes of Bob The Builder and Gumby. .....And, when these films inevitably fail, the film industry will start to blame pirates for the decline in box office revenue.

    It's going to follow the same path as the music industry: Fewer and fewer people are buying songs because nobody feels that they are worth the money. When the film industry starts offering crappier and crappier movies, nobody will want to pay $10+ for a ticket (plus the $20 for a soda and popcorn) to see them, and they'll download them instead for free. If you offer a crappy product, and consumers do not feel that it is worth the price (regardless of what you say it's worth), they'll either try to get it for free or whatever price they feel it's worth, provided they actually want it. Cram it full of previews and 'Coming Soon!' advertisements will *DEFINITELY* increase your chances of losing a legal sale to an illegal download.

    The biggest reasons people download instead of purchase a movie is:

    1: No monetary losses for a sub-par film,
    2: People don't feel like shelling out $25 for a film,
    3: No previews or 'Coming Soon!' advertisements,
    4: No menus,
    5: No add-on software,
    6: No changing disks for different movies,
    7: "Instant Playback" (The movie starts the moment you open the file),
    8: No irrelevant trailers,
    9: Easy to make back-up copies,
    10: DVDs are non-replaceable,
    11: Cheaper popcord and soda,
    12: No regional encoding.

    The MPAA and RIAA don't want to admit that people do not feel that their products warrant the prices they are offering them at.

    If you offer shitty products, you'll make shitty profits.

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  144. That's too bad... by nscott89 · · Score: 1

    I was looking forward to a Emma Frost movie... :evil laugh: Oh Cyclops!... OOOOH (Insert choice one eyed monster innuendo,)ahhHH!!!11111!1!!!one!!!one!!!!!

  145. What are the most successful movies rated? by Hodar · · Score: 1

    You don't need gore to sell a movie, unless your movie is based on gore.
    You don't need sex to sell a movie, unless your movies is based on sex.

    Superhero movies are based on the concept of a 'superhero'. The most profitable movies of all time, have been geared to be watchable by 'families'. Now, family-friends does not mean that Mom and Dad and their 2.3 kids are all going to the theater, it also means that parents will permit thier young daughter, Barbie, go out with 'Ken' to see a movie that they feel comfortable sending young adults on a date to go and see.

    There are plenty of movies that fulfill the 'R' rated audience demands. These seldom are huge cash machines, in fact one could argue that as a percentage of all movies made, the 'R' rated movies make less money than the 'G' rated movies.

    As a movie executive, the goal is to make money from your movie. You can do like Pixar and make a fortune on your movie, then make double that in after-market toys, pajamas, T-shirts and lunch boxes. Why? Because their movies appeal to young and old alike. Parents buy the DVD, and they know that when the grandkids, cousins, neighborhood kids come to visit; they can watch those movies without any parent being offended.

    A superhero movie's demographic is going to be minors to young adults. The older classics (Iron Man, Batman, Spiderman) are going to appeal to a wider age range than the 'Watchmen', simply because of the age of those people who read the comics. Simply stated, when you make an 'R' rated movie, you immediately remove the family and young adult (12-18) group from the customer list. Those 18-90 yr olds are going to be more mature, those who are 'adults' will want a compelling story, and there had better be a good reason why the story required them to find babysitters. Boobs, graphic violence jsut doesn't cut it. Now, movies that tell a historic event fall into a category that is unique. The 'R' rating is justified, in fact 'defended' in movies like "Saving Private Benjamin", "The Passion", "The Patriot" and "Schlinder's List" for the fact that the movie depicts actual events.

    Having a big blue guy with full frontal nudity for 3 hours isn't defendable. There is no reason, other than the Director's wish to shock his audience. Guess what? Most 18-24 yr olds weren't shocked, and those 25-90 didn't find the rationale for having to include the scenes that gave it an 'R' rating defendable. Hence, the movie didn't make money.

  146. Obligatory R-rated Superhero Movie by rirugrat · · Score: 1

    Plastic Man

  147. PG-13 superhero movies lead to... by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 1

    The pile of rubbish that was X-Men 3. X3 was one of the most cynically produced films I have ever seen in a effort to get the PG-13/12A rating. It's an incredibly violent movie with lots and lots of death. How many people does Wolverine stab in the chest/stomach? The answer is lots, but because we didn't see any blood that is somehow OK. I was actually offended by the efforts the film went to to make the rating. Also, it should have been an R/18 just to protect young children from the dialogue alone.

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    1. Re:PG-13 superhero movies lead to... by Hodar · · Score: 1

      You hated X-men 3, while I and many others loved it.

      Yes, it was violent. Yes, Wolverine killed many 'bad guys'. So what? Did Wolverine have gratuitous sex scenes? Was the language so filled with profanity that a Sailor would blush? No, the movie was made to appeal to a large audience; and it was tremendously successful ($459 Million Internationally). So, I think you are quite alone in your 'offended' status.

      At the end of the day, the money a film makes is an indicator as to how well received a film was appreciated by the audience. Now, would you like to defend the under-whelming success of 'Watchmen'?

      Want to see a Star-Trek movie fail? Make it 'R' rated; and it will bomb.

    2. Re:PG-13 superhero movies lead to... by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 1
      That's a spectacular point miss by you there. The point is that Wolverine stabs a couple of dozen people in the chest, why does not seeing the blood shift this film, with it's massive gratuitous violence from an R to a PG-13? It's a startling example of the contrived, arbitrary rules that govern ratings.

      This is a point completely independent of the wooden acting (from everyone who wasn't Jackman/Stewart/McKellan), god awful dialogue, lazy visual design and over-long, confused, rewrite heavy plot.

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    3. Re:PG-13 superhero movies lead to... by The_Myth · · Score: 1

      I would wager that if a R Rated Star Trek film was made that was gritty and dark and above all A DECENT PLOT AND VILLAIN (Read on par with ST2:Wrath of Khan), It would succeed beyond measure. It would be abhored as a rejection of Roddenberry's vision and due to the controversy would attrack all the people burnt by Brannon and Braga's bastardisation of the Star Trek Franchise.

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  148. why by kel-tor · · Score: 1

    Why are superhero movies even PG as a norm? shouldnt they be G? they are based on comics which conform to the moralist comics code, ie the source material is G rated (dark knight is part of a more recent era of comics which is no longer bound by the old code. its an exception).

    To add some perspective, what would you think about a remake of the Wizard of Oz with an R rating for nudity and profanity. How about Tom Sawyer and Huckfinn adapted to the big screen with that R rating, and the screenplay altered to be more commercially viable-- Jim is now secretly working for the 'railroad' and huck and tom have repressed feelings for each other.

    How about King Lear being performed for over a 150 years with an alternate 'Happy' ending written by Johnson?

    I'm not saying no to non-G super hero movies, just think about why PG-13 or R would be considered the norm, when the source material is so 'clean'

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  149. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Steve001 · · Score: 1

    A few years ago Wizard ran a list of the 100 greatest villains. Included is Hannibal Lechter. The following is a link to the Wikipedia page: ahref=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Anakinjmt/Wizard's_100_Greatest_Villains_Listrel=url2html-29842http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Anakinjmt/Wizard's_100_Greatest_Villains_List>

  150. Cultural degradation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other countries people make movies using the shots that are necessary in order to make the movie they envision. In America, we construct movies piece by piece, at every step having them torn to shreds and glued back together by some panel of idiots. This is why books like Huck Finn get censored, and we get R rated movies where every nude scene has to comment on itself, as if to say, "How deliciously rebellious that we should have this scene". A vast portion of the American people have lost the ability to look at the big picture, and instead nitpick every little thing until the wholes have lost all their meaning. That's why practically all we see any more in entertainment is the most uneducating, valueless material imaginable. "Entertainment" used to be buddies with "art", and its purpose included education.

  151. The review you're looking for by Chas · · Score: 1
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  152. Wrong emphasis by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Americans, Brits and the French massively overemphasize the west front in WWII, and tend to ignore the East Front. A more fair assessment is that the Soviet Union defeated Germany, with significant logistical and material support from the USA (the most important of which was trucks and food, IIRC). Germany was already losing against the Soviets by the time of the Normandy invasions.

  153. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

    You jest, but an ex of mine had a glow-in-the-dark blue dildo. That's what I immediately thought of when I saw Dr. Manhattan's junk. Coincidently, she names her sex toys, and that particular one was named "John".

    Every time a character referred ti Dr. Manhattan by his first name (Jon), I actually laughed.

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  154. I always hate this argument. by maillemaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always hate the "X army did more than Y army" debate of WWII.

    There was one overriding thing that dictated the outcome of WWII.

    America's manufacturing centers were basically untouchable.

    In the end, we simply made material faster than it could be destroyed.

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    1. Re:I always hate this argument. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      I always hate the "X army did more than Y army" debate of WWII. There was one overriding thing that dictated the outcome of WWII. America's manufacturing centers were basically untouchable. In the end, we simply made material faster than it could be destroyed.

      But the Soviets also managed to outproduce the Germans. And the Soviets were at the receiving end of the world's largest, most destructive invasion ever.

      There is no one thing that dictated the outcome of WWII. Germany lost to a USSR that mobilized more forces, and built more tanks and planes, and used American trucks to deliver Caucasian oil, American food and Soviet-built armament efficiently to the front, while the Germans were slow to put their economy into war footing, and suffered greatly from uncontested strategic bombing by the USA and Britain.

    2. Re:I always hate this argument. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      >But the Soviets also managed to outproduce the Germans. And the Soviets were at the receiving end of the world's largest, most destructive invasion ever.

      They moved all the production facilities to the Urals and eastwards. Untouchable, just like the US.

      while the Germans were slow to put their economy into war footing

      It was more that Germany did not have a large enough economy (nor enough resources) to sustain a protracted war. Their plan was to win quickly, and use captured territory to expand their industrial base.

      and suffered greatly from uncontested strategic bombing by the USA and Britain.

      Actually, they suffered quite minimally. The lie that strategic bombing brought them to their knees (rather than running out of resources) comes from the likes of Curtis leMay, founder of the US Air Force. It is still, to this day, taught in the US Air Force Academy that strategic bombing crippled German ball bearing manufacturing, which greatly helped reduce their output. This was even the linch-pin argument in favor of separating the US Air Force into its own service, separate from the Army. Many years after being taught this, an Air Force officer asked Albert Speer, the production minister for Nazi Germany, about this crippling of the ball-bearing factories. His reply was priceless: "they were targeting the ball bearing factories? We had no idea." In reality, production was crippled by lack of resources. The vast majority of allied bombs missed their targets, if the navigators could even successfully reach and identify them correctly.

      No, the success of the strategic bombing campaign in WW2 is one of the biggest lies in military history. It was a colossal waste of lives and material for negligible gain.

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    3. Re:I always hate this argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They moved all the production facilities to the Urals and eastwards. Untouchable, just like the US.

      Except that the USA got it for free, and the Soviets had to scramble to get it to happen.

      Actually, they suffered quite minimally. The lie that strategic bombing brought them to their knees (rather than running out of resources) comes from the likes of Curtis leMay, founder of the US Air Force. It is still, to this day, taught in the US Air Force Academy that strategic bombing crippled German ball bearing manufacturing, which greatly helped reduce their output.

      The ball bearing story is indeed a myth, but the idea that the bombing had no effect also is, IIRC. The latter claim is usually based on the fact that German war material production increased during the war. That is true, but the Germans put their economy on war footing relatively late in the game. So the real question isn't whether the strategic bombing reduced German war output in raw numbers, but rather, the much harder one of how much more the Germans would have produced if they hadn't been bombed.

  155. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by winwar · · Score: 1

    "Sex is one thing, nudity is another my dad had no problem with me watching total recall (there is a non-sexual seen with 3 nipples in it :O) when i was >10."

    So someone groping a three breasted prostitute is not sexual? Interesting....

  156. Question of fear in losing Rated R Superhero movie by starwarsfans · · Score: 1

    I want to address the real question here - am I afraid I am not going to get to see Rated R Superhero films?

    No.

    The reason I am not afraid is that the whole Watchmen 'failure', as the studios call it, is based on $150 million cost of the movie, and not recouping that cost within the first 3 weeks.

    If the studios want to place those type of sales expectations on a graphic novel film that was heavily hyped for 2 years, where their marketing regime was responsible for creating the long runway in which the movie was setup to crash and burn, and then saying that the public isn't ready for Rated R Superhero films, then that's fine for them.

    The percentage of the public that had actually read the graphic novel before the movie came out was microscopic, despite the fact that it was touted as 'the most popular graphic novel of all time'. So, the film has to stand on its own for both people who had read it, and a huge number of people who hadn't. Then, there are of course other factors that keep people away from the theater. If they hear there is violence and sex, some people are turned away. If you are below 17, you are automatically turned away. If you typically go to the movies with family, you aren't necessarily going to see this on your own. The reasons people might not have come to the theater to see this go on and on.

    The studios might be wiser to wait until the DVD sales are over before they make up their minds about success or failure. If it becomes profitable after the DVD comes out, then maybe they spoke too soon. This may have been the perfect film to start the trend of releasing DVD to stores and film to theater at the same time.

    I want to see Superhero films, as well as other kinds of films, in all ratings, and I will get to do that as long as studios don't place unrealistic expectations on these films, and maybe they think about cutting costs on the production of these films so they don't cost so much to make. And please, lessen the hype so that the film can really speak for itself, instead of people having ideas, whether good or bad, about what the film is going to be like before deciding about if they are going into the theater.

  157. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Meh. Have to disagree on their first two. I always thought batman villains, especially the joker, were over the top to the point of ridiculous, and Pazuzu? Maybe I was just jaded by the time I saw the exorcist but... yeesh.

  158. Airplane was rated PG and had naked boobs... by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    shaking into the camera for a good few seconds.

    In the 80's a PG rating was equivelent to a PG-13/R rating today. I remember thinking if Airplane was PG then what would an R rated movie be like. Then I picked up Taxi Driver. An 80's movie rated R. The guy goes to a porn flick.

    So there you go. In the 80's, an R rating was reserved for blurred out porn and graphic violence.

    Boobies got you a PG.

    So it's only been the last 10-20 years that nudity has become rated on the same level as violence.

  159. Oh noes! by PPH · · Score: 1

    I was looking forward to the movie version of P0rn Girl.

    The one wearing the superhero cape.... and nothing else.

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  160. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly the frequency of R-ratings have gone up for all movies. I remember when there were countless great movies from the 1980s that were all rated PG. Now most comedies seem to be rated PG-13 and R. I don't personally have anything against R-rated movies being that I use "fuck" as a comma and have nothing against watching on-screen violence fuck but I'm wondering if the movie industry is hoping to move back to where it was 20 years ago. Hell fuck we say that they need to change how they do business fuck perhaps this is a step in that direction--something which they hope they will get back to a time when they feel that they were a little more successful?

    Obviously they thought that their core demographic required that they have a movie rated R to attract viewers. Instead of flashy CGI they're moving to over-the-top language and T&A to cover the fact that the dialogue kinda fucking sucks. IMHO Iron Man fuck while rated PG-13 fuck wouldn't have gained anything by becoming rated R.

    Fixed that for you.

    Yeah, it's not as funny as I had hoped. :( You should have used more commas.

  161. R-Rated superhero movie? by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    The Dark Night was an R-rated super hero movie with a PG-13 rating. Obviously they're referring to the fact that if you put a superhero in it the MPAA is willing to give you a PG-13 rating. There won't be any further superhero movies with blood, since that appears to be the dividing line.

  162. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which especially for The Dark Knight kind of surprises me. Both were dark movie and have large amounts of violence. They are good, but I've seen less graphic movies with less violence get an R.

  163. Cultural Incompatibility by turgid · · Score: 1

    As a Brit, I really can't understand why anyone over the age of 7 years would want to read about or watch super hero stories. That was the age I started to find Batman and Superman cheesy.

    Can someone please explain. Is it only Americans who like this sort of thing?

    I saw the Tim Burton Batman when it came out, and the X-Men with Patrick Stewart and found them very pathetic. What am I missing?

    1. Re:Cultural Incompatibility by lilo_booter · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a Brit who never grew out of comics completely, I can only suggest that everyone has different tastes - the only thing you're missing is a liking for superheroes :-) - doesn't seem to be too complex to me.

      And for the record, the majority of the best comics produced in America have British authors (Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Garth Ennis etc), so no, it's not only Americans who have a love for this kind of stuff.

      But on the Batman/Superman being cheesy - yeah, you're right - they generally are (doesn't mean that there aren't good stories associated to the characters though). As a kid, I was fascinated by Chris Claremont's X-Men, Frank Miller's Daredevil and pretty much anyone who did Spider-man (Marvel's flagship titles tended to be handled very well). But typically, it's not the superhero that holds my attention - it was (and remains) a combination of story telling and artwork - these days, I only read comics sporadically and very few feature superheroes. But there's still part of me that never grew up and never wants to and that part still gets a kick out of the whole genre :-).

  164. agreed but what about fur and mating once a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I agree with your views mostly - the day we are able to (individually, socially impossible) go around without clothes, see another woman (or man) naked, but not get sexually aroused, that day will be great. BUT that is extremely difficult and dangerous too. Mahatma Gandhi used to recommend something like this for people known to have integrity, whom he trusted had the inner ability to stand such temptation.

    (Hint: Dont even think of trying this - irreparable damage will almost surely result in multiple disastrous ways.)

    But, there is a counterpoint: Darwin proved that man evolved from animals. Nature gave the restless thoughtless minds hair and fur and colorful coats, but man being intelligent has not much hair. Probably expected to be intelligent and evolved enough to be clothed everywhere except in solitude, that too for a short time (bath, toilet). Nature schedules specific mating seasons for most species, but man is at the mercy of his weak will while fighting the urge throughout the year. Man can control - turn off or turn on his urge by mild suggestion - and that is the dangerous aspect. Seduction is easy in humans as compared to animals. Manipulative beliefs can make males harbor strong desires to "satisfy the urge whenever possible". That's not how animals are, and not how Nature probably expected higher beings to behave.
    So clothes are a pretty good thing - they're, as incredible as it may sound, *natural*.
    Animals and birds have fur, hair, scales, thick skin and mating seasons.
    Corporate America has studied many human societies and zeroed in on a formula to convert your reproductive systems into a form of crack that you have to carry around with you without choice.
    Don't cut them out yet!
    You'll grow tits and you can't fix/screw them back again.
    But handle this sex thing like nature does - once per year in mating season. Not more.
    and live a relatively doubt-free/worry-free life.

    It's this crucial statistic - once a year - that everyone in the media skips - they need you to screw and get into trouble - to sustain profitable business models.

    This is also why the Church does not like Darwin - evolution implies sex is a much lesser crime - so they cannot taint you with eternal sin - and at the same time, they cannot urge you to do more because nature, again, says "once a year only".

  165. Re:CryptoPrude! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Nah.

    What would have Pwned would have been if the director had CGI'ed low-grade military secrets onto that portion of screenspace. Or the secret key to a contest worth a lot of money.

    Then you'd have people torn desperately between their lust for intrigue & money, which would win, vs. their supposed disgust for the nudity.

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  166. Re:This is the same mistake the music business mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    R ratings have also been more prudishly applied. Logan's Run was rated PG and it had some tits and a vaguely filmed orgy scene.

  167. Re:Is Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey a superhe by Verdatum · · Score: 1

    An animated version was attempted. If you hunt around the internet, you can find a few frames of teaser animation for a show that (as far as I could tell) has never seen the light of day.

    I agree, miniseries would be the ideal format. But American TV hates miniseries. "If it's good, why the heck would we end it? If it's bad, why bother making it at all?" The best hope would be to commission a Japanese studio to do it, the same way Afro Samurai came to be. But Blah, I should've stopped a paragraph ago, no need to travel this path; this discussion is all over the various fanboards, no need to drag up again on /..

  168. Massawyrm's doesn't get it at all by Savage650 · · Score: 1
    Speaking of Massawyrm's review ..

    Everything that was cut didn't belong in the feature. Not the Black Freighter, not the newsstand, not the cops, not the Psychiatrist's wife.

    Excuse me? Ripping out major parts of Volume VI? Butchering THE ONE pivotal moment where Kovacs becomes Rorschach?

    [spoiler alert] How is the movie version of the kidnapper/murderers death (man handcuffed, having his head split with a meat cleaver) better than the original (man handcuffed to stove, given a hacksaw, but not enough time to saw through the metal)?

    The movie makes Rorschach into a mentally unstable kook that one day flips and kills a (defenseless!) man. Murder one. End of Story.

    In the Comic Rorschach gives the man a (small) chance to get out (admitting his lack of humanity by "gnawing off its paw"). The man fails this 'trial by fire' and Kovacs -watching the house burn down like a funeral pyre for humanity as a whole- turns into Rorschach.

    By the way: The Psychiatrist losing his sleep, his illusions, and eventually his wife .. all from "gazing into the abyss"? IMHO he's a symbol for the reader of the comic. Us. How do WE cope with that final truth? "we are alone. there is nothing else".

    What's your way of blocking out the darkness? Religion? Booze? Dope? Anti-acids against the growing Ulcers? Cowboy Neal?

  169. The fad will return... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Dark, edgy, destroy-everything-while-swearing-like-a-sailor characters were popular in the 80's, scaled back in the 90's and returned at the turn of the millenium after 9/11. It seems to have something to do with the bounce in our collective personality between a sense of rebellion versus the whole "won't anyone think of the children" mindset.

    I'm sure once everyone decides they hate democrats again and reverts back to electing the next gun-toting, beer-swilling, secretly gay/publicly straight militant christian president, we'll get our R-rated violence and swearing... which will probably be the new standard for the "PG"-rating in 2016.

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  170. I can live w/o the violence, but spare the sex. by lpq · · Score: 1

    Yeah -- I think that was it -- it wasn't really that violent -- certainly not more than many PG-13 movies. Must of been the blue flaccid barely-visible schlong...

    What a hypocritical, fracked up morality this country has....

    The real crimes are pleasure, love and sex. The issues on "drug abuse" are about people "getting high". That's what the euphemism "abuse" means. And getting 'high' a euphemism for getting into some type of pleasurable state. So our society calls 'pleasure', abuse and makes it illegal. Just the site of a flaccid representation of a source of pleasure they haven't yet figured out a way to make 'illegal' is enough to earn an 'R' rating. With sex, it gets put down, as dirty, disgusting, icky, filthy, perverted -- everything to counter the reality that it's the only legal source of pleasure. And even at that, the sick people in society do everything to make it problematic or troublesome -- forcing babies on pleasure seekers, or forcing pregnancy risks, or saying sex is only for procreation or every sexual actual act should have the potential for procreation.

    Drugs are just another outlet to access 'pleasure', that doesn't have the pregnancy and STD risks -- but since it isn't necessary for life, we can make all such drugs illegal.

    A flaccid blue is just oh so disruptive to our society.... Not like showing rapes killings and murders...
    no, those are just fine. Caught the end of a junkshow last night (ABC runs their programs slow). Last scene from lost: "You know, you were right" (Man to cute young kid(boy)). "I am a murder." Man pulls out a gun and shoots him with the kid. Kid is shocked, and holds his bloody chest with as he falls, dead to ground. Kid looked like "an innocent"..*blam*. End of story. Another death carved into my eyes before I knew what I was watching (was looking for "Life on Mars"...found death on earth instead).

    Just great -- I went the whole evening avoiding graphic murder and death and then had it shockingly shoved right in my face -- thank you ABC. Killing like that -- that should be the real obscenity. Not a barely visible (you have to look really closely) flaccid member (it's mostly hidden in the blue glow).

    Just completely fracked up.

  171. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to make a picture and go 'if you noticed the blue dick I have some bad news...'

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  172. Re:The thing that has made great superhero movies. by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Mate, if your gf doesn't like penis, you should probably start looking somewhere else for a moist hole.

  173. Re:agreed but what about fur and mating once a yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not how animals are, and not how Nature probably expected higher beings to behave.

    "Nature" doesn't expect jack shit, and your understanding of animal mating behaviour is beyond abysmal.

  174. You can't quantify implied violence... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    And when you are trying to grade something "objectively" (or at least you are trying to keep the pretense of objectivity - like MPAA) - you must be able to quantify.

    So, you get people counting F-words, stab wounds, examining bullet holes, measuring puddles of blood and etc. - pretending that they are actually doing something more than just saying "I like this movie, it is OK" or "I don't like this movie, give it an R or NC-17".

     
    On another note - graphic violence is dulling.
    You see it clearly in front of you and it becomes clinical. Like those re-enactment scenes on the CSI shows.
    Bullet goes from A to B, puncturing some meat, bones, exiting the body and jamming itself in the wall. Yawn.

    In case of the implied violence (if done right) - you, the audience, take part in deciding the extent of the violence.
    You add the blood, the gushing wounds, the pain...

    Explicit violence just for the violence's sake just gets you a Grindhouse movie.

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  175. A Step in the Right Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a long time comic book reader I agree with the decision to eliminate the rated R super hero movies. There are a lot of people, like myself, who are older and want a more advanced story line, but I have to take a backseat to how kids will view a character. I don't want my daughter or son popping claws and killing Spiderman when they go out trick n' treating in October. What Marvel also has to work on is the message that some of their characters send out to kids. I understand the motivations behind the Punisher and Wolverine's blood lust, but a kid will just thing 'it's cool' to kill off the bad guys. A little nerfing on the violence is a step in the right direction. One of the bigger problems MARVEL has is that there are not a lot of titles suited for kids to READ. Most comic books, printed these days, are targeted to a much older demographic. When the Iron Man movie came out, sales of the comic book sky rocketed with under 12 crowd.

  176. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Watchmen graphic novel was not made for kids to read and I don't see why the movie should be any different. I thought the violence was tastefully done for the movie adaptation. The dialogue was almost the same but obviously there were changes. The only thing I keep hearing from people was about the constant blue-wang popping up from scene to scene.

  177. Re:I can live with it - Spoiler alert by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    But that has nothing to do with guns. Anyone can throw someone out of a window, or push them off a bridge. Just ask that fine father in the news in Australia a few weeks back. Kids have been known to bite, and so did the guy in Watchmen. Rape also doesn't require a gun, nor does beating women.
    The simple fact is, much of the violence in Watchmen is fairly accessible. It was VERY visceral. As an adult, some of it wasn't pleasant, but I don't think it was gratuitous. Which gets back down to the original issue. Why does it all centre around guns for you?

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  178. Documentary about the rating system by Espressor · · Score: 1
    The US film industry rating system is very secretive, as exposed by the very enlightening and entertaining documentary This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

    Excerpt from the Wikipedia description:

    The film discusses disparities the filmmaker sees in ratings and feedback: between Hollywood and independent films, between homosexual and heterosexual sexual situations, between male and female sexual depictions, and between violence and sexual content.

    [...]

    The director used a private investigator [...] to unmask the identities of the ratings and appeals board members.

  179. Re:I can live with it - Spoiler alert by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    It doesn't. It was a quick example of extreme violence that is deemed OK for youngsters to watch.

    Guns allow allow for extreme violence (in death count) to not be bad to watch.

    I was simply commenting on my opinion of what people generally find to be acceptable movie violence.

    I don't really care what people watch, I was trying to speculate what the reason for the ridiculous reaction to sex in media, compared to the much more reasoned response people generally have to violence.

    To me the issue is, why does a little wang make an R-rated movie, and lots of killing doesn't.

    My answer was that a little wang is a much closer to life experience that large amounts of killing. And I do think that guns make large amounts of killing easier, but it really is not the issue. The issue is why don't people care, and I think it has to do with familiarity.

    I imagine most gun advocates have never shot anyone, and many people have at the very least beat someone else (in a fight). So I would expect beating a person in a movie to be reacted to more strongly than something like Rambo for example (though I haven't actually seen Rambo, I just assume it is some guy in a head band shooting people).

    I could be wrong, and somebody will probably prove it, but the reason my comment was about guns, is that "acceptable" violence tends to be about guns, especially about guns in fantasy settings.

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  180. Re:agreed but what about fur and mating once a yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) A lot of people don't seem to take it well when their partner goes and fucks someone else, and it doesn't seem like something that will go away so easily. In fact it appears to be a "natural" result - after all it threatens the success of your genes.
    2) There are lots of nasty STDs, condoms stop some of them, but they won't stop the others.
    3) So if you encourage the creation of a society where fucking around is common place, don't be surprised if it falls apart more easily.

  181. Re:I can live with it - Spoiler alert by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Well, I can't argue that part. As far as fantasy violence is concerned, I'm not worried about it for my kids. Cartoonish violence of any degree falls with the funny/indifferent range in my opinion. I really don't think the coyote vs. roadrunner anvil scenes are damaging at all. But realistic violence is out for my kids, and so is nudity, gratuitous or otherwise. When they're older, and I judge they're able to be exposed to that with little or no negative effects, my restrictions will be relaxed.

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  182. Comics code authority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most comic book movies don't need R ratings. Most of these beloved characters came into being o ratleast had the most of there development under the CCA comic book code. Probably to a PG level. The writers knew children would read them without parental supervision and wrote (even now write) great stories that don't need to belabor "adult" topics. When Peter Parker falls off his bed with Mary Jane your imagination automatically fills in the age appropriate content. The exact details aren't that important to the story anyway. It is a little more difficult to write/direct scenes that merely allude to events, but I think they usually turn out better than being spoon fed content.

      That said some stories, Watchmen, need an R-rating. The point of the story is the disturbing visuals contrast to our internalized view of life with superheroes. Watchmen is a great piece of literature, but was doomed to never really do well. You probably need to spend 10 years reading silver age comics or watch 10 super hero movies before you can really appreciate it.

  183. Perhaps so. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >But the Soviets also managed to outproduce the Germans.

    Perhaps they did, by moving and protecting their manufacturing assets.

    But the Soviet future was in doubt. America's never was. Aside from the few some months of uboat work off the cost of the United States, basically we were out of harms way.

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