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  1. Re:piracy on Linux Grows 27.1% in China · · Score: 0

    Don't they pilate Rinux?

  2. Re:Eh, chatterbots. on 2006 Chatterbox Challenge In Full Swing · · Score: 0

    Rubbish. Any fule kno that if slashdot had been sending people, Elbot's server would be down.

  3. Re:Hindsight is 20/20 on Star Wars Kid Cuts a Deal With His Tormentors · · Score: 0

    Never mind filming it - a really well adjusted kid wouldn't have done it.

  4. Re:Wrong translation.. on Star Wars Kid Cuts a Deal With His Tormentors · · Score: 0
    Puns and knock-knock jokes come to mind immediately as counterexamples.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    heinousjay

    heinousjay who?

    heinousjay the total and utter fucking cuntwad who smells of piss.
  5. Re:Wrong translation.. on Star Wars Kid Cuts a Deal With His Tormentors · · Score: 0
    In German 'Schadenfreude' is considered to be at best mildly perverse
    And yet films of people doing weewees and even poopoos on each other are considered normal, or even quite erotic. Go figure.
  6. Re:Are you kidding? on On Apple vs Apple · · Score: 0

    The winners are the same in every case: the lawyers.

  7. Re:Oh, boo hoo on Apple to Face iPod Clone Attack · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Steve Jobs has said that the point of iTunes is to sell iPods - how is it that he cares about someone else cloning the hardware?
    If someone is selling iPodalikes, that's poaching his sales of iPods Do you have MBA from the University of Cerealpacket?
  8. Re:So are iPods. on Apple to Face iPod Clone Attack · · Score: 0
    mobile phones are going to kill off the gameboy
    I think you mean fucking kill off.
  9. Re:Probably about as hot as an Ewok is deadly. on How Hot Would a Light Saber Really Be? · · Score: 0
    Eh, suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
    Is this a bad time to mention Parsecs?
  10. Re:Total internet clusterfuck down under on Australian Rules to Crackdown on Spam · · Score: 0
    Its our government that are dumbarses
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you former convict chappies now allowed to choose your own governments? I suppose intelligent people might elect a stupid governement, but it's much more likely that stupid ones would. Isn't it?
  11. Re:Free CD's on Beginning Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 0
    I think the biggest reason why Ubuntu ships their software anywhere for free is that most people who live in the developing world (including me) simply couldn't get it otherwise.
    Ummm, like, run that by me again:

    You can afford a computer - but not the postage on a what - 100g - package?

    There is electricty available where you are. But no postal service?

    If not, then what on $deity's green earth do you mean by "most people who live in the developing world (including me) simply couldn't get it otherwise"?
  12. Re:Yeah... on Sandals and Ponytails Behind Slow Linux Adoption · · Score: 0
    in the ancient Hebrew world, the non Hebrew surrounding tribes and countries noticed a curious trend amongst Kosher practicing Hebrews, Hebrews lived much much longer and had a healthier life than others.
    I've got some outfit called the 20th century on the other line - I think they're trying to sell us something called fridges, showers and ... [what's that again?] ... running water.
  13. Re:More reasons for repudiating copyright and IP on Blizzard Sued By Game Guide Creator · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I created a game in the BBS days that I released without copyright. I wrote some songs, too. I published 2 books that are copyright free and still earn me money. I use my writings as a gateway to my person -- which I bill out at a high rate.
    For the sake of argument, take the hypothetical situation that I believe all that. (Disclaimer: I don't believe a word of it)

    Very nice. Good for you. Now what makes you think that's an appropriate business model for all situations? And what gives you the right to force others to work that way?

  14. Re:More reasons for repudiating copyright and IP on Blizzard Sued By Game Guide Creator · · Score: 0
    when I mean prior art I mean the work of previous individual using their time as they please, freely. When the law takes over terms, there is a problem.
    Sigh. And when I say "aardvark", I mean a bird that waddles and quacks. The fact that everyone else calls that a duck is just proof that big government is a bad thing.

    'Fess up, you tried to look smart by using a technical phrase without knowing what it means and it's backfired. cpt kangarooski (3773) is right and you're wrong. Period.

  15. Re:Thanks for the small favors on Bloggers Exempted From Campaign Laws · · Score: 0
    I agree that it's dangerous that J. Random Richdude, although he only has one vote himself, can use his money to influence others. Yes, it's the individuals going into the booth, but if they're under the spell of his propaganda, they're effectively his robots and it might as well be him. Dictatorship by proxy.

    On the other hand, you could argue that if he's willing to spend his money that way, then why stop him? Then again, where do you draw the line. Is buying the lawmakers any better than bribing the law enforcers?

    It's a problem but it's hard to think of a solution that 1) doesn't rely on subjective rules and 2) wouldn't be worse than the problem.

  16. Re:Apple are in wrong on The Beatles, Apple, and iTunes · · Score: 0
    This action is taking place in the UK. This means that US law doesn't actually apply
    He never said it did, but never mind. It would of course be totally impossible for two countries to have similar laws. Especially two countries an ocean apart that have no connection between them. And never did have. Ever.
  17. Re:It's actually a pretty good deal on Silicon Valley Firms Having Cash Showers · · Score: 0
    thought he was just living up to his name charter: BadAnalogyGuy
    Saying that BadAnalogyGuy wrote a bad analogy is like saying that a dolphin is a terrible violinist.
  18. Re:What we learnt on Silicon Valley Firms Having Cash Showers · · Score: 0
    stupid people throw other people's money around.
    Wrong. Smart people throw other people's money around. Stupid ones throw their own. No matter whether the market's rising or falling, no matter whether you're selling or buying, the stockbroker always gets his cut.
  19. Re:It's actually a pretty good deal on Silicon Valley Firms Having Cash Showers · · Score: 0
    Actually the maths are weak
    Actually maths is singular.
  20. Re:Doghouses on Microsoft Goes Head-to-Head With IBM · · Score: 0
    is their Enterprise system going to be 10,000 Desktops?
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of tho ... er, wait...
  21. Re:I should have gone into advertising... on Microsoft Goes Head-to-Head With IBM · · Score: 0

    Maybe he's using imperial billions, not metric ones. Or the other way round. Anyway, can anyone convert that into elephant libraries of congress per quartic hectoparsec?

  22. Re:Great... Just Great. on Hot Pepper Kills Prostate Cancer · · Score: 0
    Fail that remedial biology?

    Well since you clearly passed advanced mathematics, maybe you'll explain the concept of distance as it applies in topology.
  23. Re:Folks, the Cold War is over on UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters · · Score: 0
    Though I got marked as a troll I spoke to the Russian battle tank. The damn thing dropped its transmission after 16 hours. 16 HOURS.
    No point in lasting any longer, with Russian tactics. I doubt soviet infantrymen in WW2 were issued with more than a day's rations, as they weren't going to live long enough to eat them. Heck, some didn't even have rifles - they were expected to pick one up from a fallen comrade.
  24. Re:Yeah... That's Brilliant on This Week's Government Cyborg Animal · · Score: 0
    I'll be the first to say "I told you so" if there's ever an uprising of mechanized land-walking dolphins...
    I for one will be the first to welcome them ...
  25. Obligatory on Build Your Own Java Performance Profiling Tool · · Score: 0, Funny

    Coming up later: high performance tuning tips for Citroen 2CV owners.