"Don't like the lump on the top though (you can't stack things on it!)"
Make add-on platform kludge to fit on top. Put blue LEDs or something all over it. And knobs, that go to 11.
Sell it for many many $£ to sad fucks.
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Profit!!!!!!
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whenever he talks about God, I mention ancient Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and all the other gods people believe in!
I believe in Romans but I don't think they were gods. They were people just like us, except they wore togas and spoke latin and stuff like that.
Santa don't need no steenkin' ion shields
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Santa doesn't need any of that technological nonesense; as any kid who lives in a house without chimneys knows, Santa can do it for the simple reason that he's magic.
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On a side note -- why do we lie to our children so much anyway? The stork? Santa Claus?
Can't say about Santa, but if you tell them where babies really come from, you'd probably get arrested for being a "pediaphile".
If we are all going to adopt a new standard world calendar, then it would make a lot more sense to base it on Chinese or perhaps Hindu beliefs rather than a minority viewpoint
Chinese & Hindus are minorities. Well, they are where I live.
I vaguely know the joke but actually it's an allusion to some former Swiss colleagues, who were (probably still are) a total bunch of asshats, every last one of them.
How their trains are so punctual I'll never know; I suspect they outsourced the running of them to someone who actually has a clue. Each.
Well, apart from the fact that Switzerland isn't in the EU. They are complete arseholes, though: creative like Germans and organised like Italians, though they seem to think it's the other way round.
no one in his right mind would invest millions of dollars into a computer cluster just for the kick of it.
A purely hypothetical question (since people who live in their moms' basements probably don't have millions of dollars lying around) but still, this isn't the best place to say that...
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Santa doesn't need any of that technological nonesense; as any kid who lives in a house without chimneys knows, Santa can do it for the simple reason that he's magic.
Anyway I'm starving - could just treat myself to a Big Mack, or maybe I'll go to Burgher King...
You don't in France, it's just tough titty. But as pointed out elsewhere, most of them don't do any work anyway.
As to bluetooth, low power or not, you're adding EM radiation there.
In space there is no up or down. So how will they know which direction to put their hands? Ah, maybe that explains why it's unmanned.
No blood for chocolate!
(void where prohibited. YMMV. Ca residents add 8% sales tax.)
I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
How their trains are so punctual I'll never know; I suspect they outsourced the running of them to someone who actually has a clue. Each.
Well, apart from the fact that Switzerland isn't in the EU. They are complete arseholes, though: creative like Germans and organised like Italians, though they seem to think it's the other way round.
I think you misunderestimate him.
And spelling "library", apparently.
I wonder if it's some kind of units problem: "Hey Bud, sez here they wants us to load 75 Kg of rice. Kg's is the same as pounds ain't they?".