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  1. Re:So... on The Golden Gate Barrage: New Ideas To Counter Sea Level Rise · · Score: 1

    and yet people still live in New Orleans...

  2. Re:Does it have to? on Skype: Has Microsoft's $8.5B Spending Paid Off Yet? Can It Ever? · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it also be judged by the overall economy?

    What is MS had invested that money into Real Estate a few years ago; like expanding their campus(s) (campi?)

  3. Re:Still giving out bad patents, I see. on Google Patents "Scroogling" · · Score: 1

    Do Evil ... On A Computer.

  4. And then... on Scottish Academic: Mining the Moon For Helium 3 Is Evil · · Score: 1

    We discover the Moon is actually a giant Egg.

  5. Impractical joke. on Fukushima Daiichi Water Leak Raised To Level 3 Severity · · Score: 2

    I just thought it would be funny to put some blue plastic over a flashbulb, and use it near nuclear plant workers to see what their reaction is.

  6. Re:Dont Care on Devs Flay Microsoft For Withholding Windows 8.1 RTM · · Score: 1

    Missing Ballmer already?

  7. Re:Constitution-worship on EFF Wins Release of Secret Court Opinion: NSA Surveillance Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    I wish more politicians actually worshiped the constitution;

    There is nothing that can't be made worse by adding religion.

    Consider many of the people who worship the Bible; or the 'Religion of Peace'

  8. SR9009? I have the perfect marketing slogan... on New Drug Mimics the Beneficial Effects of Exercise · · Score: 1

    It's over 9000!

  9. Re:Easy solution on Netflix Comes To Linux Web Browsers Via 'Pipelight' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    DRM, in the virtual rental situation is acceptable, I'm not doing anything like purchasing the content, so they get to retain control. In exchange it's pretty cheap for what you get (see also: Steam)

  10. And then... on Netflix Comes To Linux Web Browsers Via 'Pipelight' · · Score: 5, Funny

    The little cage drops over the mouse, and you win!

  11. Re:Nonsensical graphic on Data Visualization: Too Easy To Be Too Slick? · · Score: 1

    I think the anti-smoking ads are so bad because the tobacco companies are being forced to pay for them. so they take the passive-aggressive route.

    Tobacco and Cat Pee both have Ammonia! oh dear!, they also both have DHMO!

  12. Re:My wish list... on Amazon Selects Their Favorite Fake Customer Reviews · · Score: 1

    I live on a hill where it rarely snows, and I own a tobaggan.

  13. Re:I dont think they ever really wanted to until W on Microsoft Closes Xbox.com PC Marketplace · · Score: 1

    Which is essential really.

    If MS did integrate a gaming marketplace into Windows that took noticable marketshare from Steam, Origin, etc. they would get sued, just like for IE, WMP, Messenger...

  14. My wish list... on Amazon Selects Their Favorite Fake Customer Reviews · · Score: 2

    Amazon wiped my old wish list for no apparent reason, so I've been using my new one mostly to track humorous reviews

    http://amzn.com/w/2MQ4CMS9RE1O7

    To be clear, I don't actually want most of these items, please don't buy me any of them.

    Especially the 55 gallon drum of lube.

  15. Re:LIcense Plate Scanners on Next Up: the Jamming Wars · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a judge would just love that line of logic, and not give you the maximum penalty after you basically admit you did it deliberately in an attempt to avoid the law.

    And I'm sure an officer wouldn't see that you are trying to evade the law, and so spend extra time searching you vehicle in great detail to find every possible other equipment violation.

    And I'm sure your defense attorney wouldn't call you a fool, because you're the type who would represent himself, and get all angry at the system for failing to be cheated by your cleverness.

    Your fundamental mistake is not realizing the the legal system is not bound by strict logical rules.

  16. Re:LIcense Plate Scanners on Next Up: the Jamming Wars · · Score: 1

    I cannot imagine how people think deliberately obscuring your license plate could ever possibly be legal

  17. Re:Cell phones must stop broadcasting MAC addresse on Londoners Tracked By Advertising Firm's Trash Cans · · Score: 1

    All you need is an encrypted VPN tunnel, and an unsecured WiFi access point should be safe (aside from the issues in this article, in that they can track your MAC address connecting... but what if you generate random mac addresses per connection attempt?)

  18. Re:Smaller percentage increase than Linux. on Microsoft Will Squeeze Datacenters On Price of Windows Server · · Score: 1

    Somebody didn't get the joke.

  19. Smaller percentage increase than Linux. on Microsoft Will Squeeze Datacenters On Price of Windows Server · · Score: 4, Funny

    The license fees for running Linux have effectively doubled every year since it came out.

  20. Re:What's DHS doing about this? on How Much Should You Worry About an Arctic Methane Bomb? · · Score: 1

    Why haven't we heard about this from the Department of Homeland Security? What are they hiding?

    It's just a matter of time before al queda gets its hand on this methane bomb. $60 trillion is just the kind of impact they'd like to unleash on us heathens and infidels.

    Why do you think the Middle East exports so much oil?

  21. Re:Context on Encrypted Email Provider Lavabit Shuts Down, Blames US Gov't · · Score: 1

    I don't follow either of them closely; but it sounds like Putin and Nugent would get along great.

  22. Re:Another one! on Talking On the Phone While Driving Not So Dangerous After All · · Score: 1

    Which then calls into question drunk driving statistics.

    Do people who disregard the law and drive while slightly drunk more likely to take other risks while driving sober, and get into accidents anyway?

  23. Re:Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bondi on AI Is Funny - a Generative Joke Model · · Score: 1

    Which is why I hate TV shows with laugh tracks; particularly the ones that go off on every pause, even for non-jokes.

  24. Re:I wonder about the taste on $375,000 Lab-Grown Beef Burger To Debut On Monday · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But what if the stress or fear is what makes real meat taste so good?

    Carnivores are evolved to eat freshly hunted and killed prey, not sickly weak prey unaware or uncaring that it's about to die.

  25. Re:The Onion said it best on Qualcomm Says Eight-Core Processors Are Dumb · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that the Commodore 1541 disk drive has the same CPU (6502?) and ram 64k as the main machine, and knowing that you could hook multiple up, waiting to do parallel processing when I was 10.