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  1. Re:Liberal eco freaks on The Rise of Chemophobia In the News · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, some of the stupidest people I know have lots of hand guns.

  2. Re:Stream is the word. on Ask Slashdot: DIY NAS For a Variety of Legacy Drives? · · Score: 0

    You know what would be hilarious?

    Grabbing someone iPhone, shoving it down your pants and rubbing your junk all over it, then handing it back.

  3. Re:What's new? on Apple Planning To Build Private Restaurant · · Score: 1

    It's news because Apple is calling it iEat, and patenting it.

  4. Re:Profitless? on Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone · · Score: 1

    Should have bought Memegenerator instead.

  5. Like Murder and War on Nest Labs Calls Honeywell Lawsuit 'Worse Than Patent Troll' · · Score: 1

    If you do it big enough, you only have to pay if you lose.

  6. Re:Few to admit it, but a lot of parents teach thi on Internet Responds To Racist Article, Gets Author Fired · · Score: 3, Funny

    Depends on if I have enough money to pay for the ho he's pimping.

  7. Datacenter in the Desert? on Innocent Or Not, the NSA Is Watching You · · Score: 2

    Why build a datacenter in a desert? (I know, pork...) the cooling bills will be much higher than if they built it in, say, Detroit, or some other northern city...

  8. Re:Error My Ass on NBC Apologizes For Editing Zimmerman 911 Call · · Score: 1
  9. Re:At least it's an improvement on Do Tablets Help Children Learn? · · Score: 2

    It's the mercury in the florescent backlights that causes autism.

  10. Re:Jury is still out... on Hackers Can Easily Lift Credit Card Info From a Used Xbox · · Score: 1, Informative

    Don't use CCleaner, it WILL fuck up your system eventually.

  11. Re:BP is spreading santorum on 'Frothy Gunk' From Deepwater Horizon Spill Harming Coral · · Score: 1

    So you're saying we should boil Santorum to increase it's frothyness?

  12. Possible side effects include... on Drug Turns Immune System Against All Tumor Types · · Score: 1

    I have Psioritic Arthritis; my understanding is it's caused by the immune system thinking my skin are joints are cancerous, and so attacking them; that's why the newest treatments are 'tnf' (tumor necrosis factor) blockers, that reduce the immune systems cancer fighting tags.

    So, if you have auto-immune disease, these drugs could make your body tear itself apart from the inside, or maybe trigger auto-immune disease where none existed.

    But it you're gonna die from cancer otherwise, bring it on.

  13. The New Santorum? on 'Frothy Gunk' From Deepwater Horizon Spill Harming Coral · · Score: 1

    Please don't send the secret service after me.

  14. Re:My personal opinion on Why Microsoft's Keeping the Next Xbox Under Wraps · · Score: 1

    No, they aren't because of Microsoft, not because of Sony or Nintendo.

    As soon as the next XBox is announced, nobody will buy the old one.

  15. Re:Good on Google Is Planning To Penalize Overly Optimized Sites · · Score: 2

    You seem to think the small business owners that this would hurt would know about it.

  16. Re:Far too soon for another console on Xbox 720 a No-show At This Year's E3 · · Score: 1

    My personal dream combo would be an Apple/Nintendo partnership; but I suspect the egos at both companies are too big to make it work.

  17. Re:Whatever... on Xbox 720 a No-show At This Year's E3 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure all the saliva you blew into your cartridges and system had no affect on their lifespan.

  18. Bad Joke on After 244 Years, the End For the Dead Tree Encyclopedia Britannica · · Score: 5, Funny

    How did the hipster burn his mouth?

    He ate pizza before it was cool.

  19. Everquest (classic) is about to go Free to Play. on Valve Switching Team Fortress 2 To Free-To-Play Increased Revenue Twelvefold · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since the subject came up, I'm going to mention that EverQuest is going to launch their Free-to-Play program in about a week. (the original, EQ2 has been F2P for a while now) info is at http://www.everquest.com/free/ (also a new fresh server starting.)

    I don't work for Sony, I just like (and play) EQ. In fact I work for a competitor.

    I'm not a fan of the F2P model, I plan to keep my regular sub; but an MMO needs fresh blood to stay healthy, and I'm hoping this will boost the userbase.

  20. animal names on Server Names For a New Generation · · Score: 1

    I find animal names work well, Kitten, Piglet, Elephant... not too hard to remember, unlikley to offend, etc.

  21. light/sonic boom on Warp Drives May Come With a Killer Downside · · Score: 1

    I've long thought of if a near-light speed vehicle would generate a 'light boom' like a sonic boom produced by aircraft.

  22. It'll be over by 2020. on Why Didn't the Internet Take Off In 1983? · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm waiting for everyone to realize this whole Internet thing is just a fad, like Hula Hoops and Rubik's Cubes; and get back to more productive activities.

  23. Re:That's nice on AMD's Piledriver To Hit 4GHz+ With Resonant Clock Mesh · · Score: 1

    And for Dwarf Fortress.

  24. Re:Does staring at a Computer Screen all day count on Aging Eyes Blamed For Seniors' Health Woes · · Score: 1

    I had just gone down to Fry's and grabbed 2 long 6 outlet strips, a dozen 'Daylight' (blue tint instead of the 'warm' red tint) compact florescent bulbs, and 2 wall outlet timers. I did have to stop at the hardware store as well to get 10 minimal fixtures (just to turn standard outlets into bulb sockets)

    I spend 15 minutes every morning as I wake up just gazing into the lights...

    Completely changed my life; instead of having problems with insomnia and waking before noon, I now get naturally tired around midnight, and naturally wake up between 7 and 8.

  25. Never intented to be used directly. on $6 Trillion In Fake US Treasury Bonds Seized In Switzerland · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would guess the planned scam (Including the Nigerian connection) would be sending spam e-mails, etc. saying "as a nigerian prince, I inherited this billion dollar certificate. I just need a loan of $10,000 to pay for security, transport, etc. to have it redeemed, then you'll get $100,000 back..."

    The certificates themselves would never be 'redeemed' just used to bait greedy people into getting scammed.