User: Kerstyun

Metric Bibels? No way!

On: How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System?

Read the good book. Did GOD tell Mosers to buld his arc 140 metears long? No HE did not, it was 300 cubics.

Har Har!

On: Researchers Create Selfish BitTorrent Client

Take that, yer Darwin loving monkey nephyew's!

Re:What is the sound of one spam clapping?

On: Quake in Taiwan Cripples Internet

I speak for everyone in Hong Kong

I reckon's you looks like 'em all, too.

Re:Social Networking is a dangerous idea

On: Social Network Users Have Ruined Their Privacy

Iah hails from Ar-kansas, y'insensiertive clod!!!

REPENT

On: Seventh Harry Potter Book Named

Wizard's are santanists and your going to heck.

Re:What a mess!

On: IBM Denies Destroying Evidence in SCO Case

How ever much it is, it sure ai'nt enoughf.

Re:May cost me karma points but.......

On: Students Put UCLA Taser Video On YouTube

Diport the goddam moutherfucking sandnigger. But I'm feeling kgenerus today, so don't send him all at once.

Re:What if it was an airport instead?

On: Students Put UCLA Taser Video On YouTube

"Repeatedly tasering someone, no matter how uncooperative or profane they may be, is simply inexcusable."

If there stil capable of resistans and using perfanities, they ain't been tazered anywhere near enugh.

Re:You know, though this is a dupe

On: David Brin Laments Absence of Programming For Kids

Shift-2 is an @ sign on modern American keyboards. On a British keyboard, it's a ".

The had ter remoev teh @ fer to make spaece for shillings and sucklike limey stuff. Am I right?

Re:Fair point but...

On: Biometric Terrorist Detector

Reason is, they don't let no goddam ay-rabs on board.

Re:Where's Magyarország?

On: Stephen Colbert vs The Hungarian Government

Why aint it named slantyland or yellerbelly island or nippia then?

Re:Doesn't surprise me at all...

On: Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down

Tygar Wood's won in golf an hes' a goddam niggra. Aint they the sem think as a terrist?

Re:Better title?

On: MDN presents 'Manglish - Manga in English'

Them there chinkys an gook's ahl looks the same ter me.

Re:Linus?

On: Why Oracle Isn't Part of the OSDL

I hear yer right, buddy? Goddam' pagen ragheads stole linu's job!?!?! Nuke em says I.

Mind yer, linux is fer communists anyways. Reckon a'll pray fer guidence on thiss isue.

Re:RMS Diary

On: French PM Unreceptive To RMS

RMS does not drink beer.

Huh? Hes a GODdam muzzlum? Ahm disinstallifyin that ther linux right GNU/now!

Re:It could be worse

On: Who Controls the Internet?

If we didnt have DNS

I gues's we'd jusd heve to berry the basterds before they stinks, even worser en normel.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/deta il/-/dvd/B00004D00L/quotes/026-2114554-1994060

Re:KDE offers better Tamil, Hindi and Urdu support

On: Indian Companies Embracing Linux Faster Than Ever

As an Indian, I am quite surprised that they went with an offering from Red Hat. Red Hat has long been known to support GNOME as their main desktop. However, KDE is the leader when it comes to supporting the popular Indic languages like Urdu, Tamil, Hindi, and Bengali.

Fuck them and fuck elfish twise. Fuck Klingon too.

If yu can't speke english, yer shouldn't be touchin a compooter. End a story.

Re:I don't want to feed the trolls but

On: Unpleasant Surprises for Online Real Estate Buyers

No, it's cos you diss a white guy he ignores it. Diss a some sow-calld "proffet" and them towlhead's burn down your embasy. Diss a nig and he comes round and rapes your kids.

Re:bad things

On: Human Genes Still Evolving

Having children arises as an extension of freedom of expression and association.

Fine, if you expres yerself on your own goddam dime, not mine.

Re:Less intelligent - An African replies

On: Human Genes Still Evolving

"There could be certain tests that Africans do better than Europeans, I have simply not seen or heard of any tests that show this."

Cotten-pickin, car stealing ... they ar'ent bad at dancin, generalley speaking.

Re:Amazing!

On: Toys 'R' Us Wins Suit Against Amazon

we tried to contact Amazon. Their only response is "Your case is being investigated".

The probbly did'net unnerstand a word yer said. Heck, you don't makes a lotta sense to me, wetback letters picker.

Re:I'm not really surprised

On: Utah Votes 'No' to Darwin's Critics

he's going to ask me about how I treated my wife

Just the one?

Re:diversity????

On: Oracle Acquires Sleepycat

This's diversification. Diversity mean's you'se got to imploy some niggors an a few crippel's or you gets sued fer discrimunation.

Re:Community =! Government

On: Training - A Company or a Worker's Responsibility?

how did they manage to save his life after he was killed in an accident?

By the powar of teh LORD!

Re:The other white meat

On: New Evidence in Historical Cannibalism Debate

Which means if you can find one culture that did not forbid, say, rape or murder or child molestation (which you probably could do)

Yup. It's called ISLAM.