Is this the same Forrester Research that submitted all those proposals to use an orbiting space station as a closed environment for experimentation on human subjects, and presented "inventions" like the "double butt graft" and the "Cheese phone"? I don't know that I'd want to rely on their products...
Well, I figured naturally there would be more than one - I mean, otherwise, people overseas would have nothing to fear, for instance. But you never said anything about each of us having our very own, personal axe-wielding psychopath... Is there a 1:1 correlation between potential victims and axe-wielding psychopaths? If so, what happens to the axe-wielding psychopath after they kill someone? Do the axe-wielding psychopaths now outnumber the potential victims? Or do axe-wielding psychopaths need to close in on each other, too?
That's the bad news. The good news is that people are OMGWTFing all over the place - so yours may bring him 70 miles Northeast, someone else's will likely bring him 70 miles West or 70 miles South. Really, you owe it to the people on the other side of the country to do a good OMGWTF every now an then - after all, they did some OMGWTFing that drew him away from you.
Over time, the axe-wielding psychopath will settle down to a minor "wobble" pattern in the midwest. Maybe he'll gradually wipe out the people in that immediate area, but that's a small price to pay for keeping the densely-populated coastlines safe from the axe-wielding psychopath.
I dunno... sell her underwear to some smelly old perv, use the money to hire a PI and uncover the worst secrets of her enemy, and take sweet revenge... You know, without killing anybody.
That accusation is totally baseless! Why, I like it when the sun sets. But I learned long ago that the Earth, not the rest of the cosmos, is what is rotating to create night and day - so it is not a matter of Redmond "stealing" the Sun, rather we are just following Finland.
What the fuck does "execute code with performance" even mean? Does it imply good performance, or just some arbitrary kind of performance? If I give it a chance, will it do a hip-hop dance?
That's because our US citizens on our Northern border have sent reports that the Canadians on the other side were (apologies to Denis Leary) "sharpening up their hockey skates and getting ready to come down here and take our cheese." If there's anything we've learned in these last 139 years of bitter strife with our neighbor to the North, it is that they are much more dangerous than they would lead us to believe, "Eh?" You know what I'm talking "aboot". I think once upon a time the threat was mainly military - concern that the Prime Minister would lead a charge of a million Mounties over the border, that their Dudley Dooright would at last triumph over our Uncle Sam and our doughboys in their vigilance along the border of the barbarous lands to the North. These days, I think the concern is more cultural and economic: that an influx of French-speaking tourists will erode our culture, and the great language of English in this, the land in which it was born. Or that imports of superior Canadian Beer would weaken our economy. Fortunately, however, the latter issue has proven to be of no great concern: We Americans love our cheap, watery beer, so you can keep your "Molson Golden" - I for one, am content to tap the Rockies... The Rockies on our side of the border.
(I hope the Northern Barbarians appreciate some good-natured ribbing...)
Ah, yes, the metric shitload. Much easier to work with than our antiquated American shitloads, based upon (but not matching) the old British shitloads...
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Don't miss the "vestigal dong" story this kicked off...
So wait... that means he's a girl?
"Flamebait"? Bah! This is worth "funny", I say!
Is this the same Forrester Research that submitted all those proposals to use an orbiting space station as a closed environment for experimentation on human subjects, and presented "inventions" like the "double butt graft" and the "Cheese phone"? I don't know that I'd want to rely on their products...
Hey, listen, when the water's cold, a certain amount of shrinkage is inevitable...
Well, I figured naturally there would be more than one - I mean, otherwise, people overseas would have nothing to fear, for instance. But you never said anything about each of us having our very own, personal axe-wielding psychopath... Is there a 1:1 correlation between potential victims and axe-wielding psychopaths? If so, what happens to the axe-wielding psychopath after they kill someone? Do the axe-wielding psychopaths now outnumber the potential victims? Or do axe-wielding psychopaths need to close in on each other, too?
Yeah, apparently it's closer to Providence than to Boston...
Still, I hate that dumb shit like this is happening so close to home...
That's the bad news. The good news is that people are OMGWTFing all over the place - so yours may bring him 70 miles Northeast, someone else's will likely bring him 70 miles West or 70 miles South. Really, you owe it to the people on the other side of the country to do a good OMGWTF every now an then - after all, they did some OMGWTFing that drew him away from you.
Over time, the axe-wielding psychopath will settle down to a minor "wobble" pattern in the midwest. Maybe he'll gradually wipe out the people in that immediate area, but that's a small price to pay for keeping the densely-populated coastlines safe from the axe-wielding psychopath.
Last time I used wood inappropriately the girl's parents tried to pin me with statutory rape charges...
I dunno... sell her underwear to some smelly old perv, use the money to hire a PI and uncover the worst secrets of her enemy, and take sweet revenge... You know, without killing anybody.
Yeah: I for one am happy to have been told that my DNA is nutritious and tastes great!
"Yeah? I'll check..."
"Hey everybody, I need a Jack Abramoff... we got a Jack Abramoff...? Anybody gonna give me a hand here?"
The real Portland is in Maine. :)
Better make it 15, in case they drop 'em.
The laptop. Was connected. To the Spaceship.
Which _itself_ was. Connected. To the mothership.
Are you Shatnering? 'Cause I don't think he was in that movie.
Well, at least the Phlogiston prices have finally stabilized...
...am still pumped from using the mouse.
(ehem)
"I think guns are the best thing in the whole world, 'cause I hate them and they're awful. Because of that, you suck."
Rebuttals welcome.
That accusation is totally baseless! Why, I like it when the sun sets. But I learned long ago that the Earth, not the rest of the cosmos, is what is rotating to create night and day - so it is not a matter of Redmond "stealing" the Sun, rather we are just following Finland.
What the fuck does "execute code with performance" even mean? Does it imply good performance, or just some arbitrary kind of performance? If I give it a chance, will it do a hip-hop dance?
No, at this point most of the energy would be expended lifting Arnold himself...
That's because our US citizens on our Northern border have sent reports that the Canadians on the other side were (apologies to Denis Leary) "sharpening up their hockey skates and getting ready to come down here and take our cheese." If there's anything we've learned in these last 139 years of bitter strife with our neighbor to the North, it is that they are much more dangerous than they would lead us to believe, "Eh?" You know what I'm talking "aboot". I think once upon a time the threat was mainly military - concern that the Prime Minister would lead a charge of a million Mounties over the border, that their Dudley Dooright would at last triumph over our Uncle Sam and our doughboys in their vigilance along the border of the barbarous lands to the North. These days, I think the concern is more cultural and economic: that an influx of French-speaking tourists will erode our culture, and the great language of English in this, the land in which it was born. Or that imports of superior Canadian Beer would weaken our economy. Fortunately, however, the latter issue has proven to be of no great concern: We Americans love our cheap, watery beer, so you can keep your "Molson Golden" - I for one, am content to tap the Rockies... The Rockies on our side of the border.
(I hope the Northern Barbarians appreciate some good-natured ribbing...)
Ah, yes, the metric shitload. Much easier to work with than our antiquated American shitloads, based upon (but not matching) the old British shitloads...
Dude, if Apple were to destroy Coffe Pod, you should thank them. Have you ever had pod coffee? It is nasty.
Trumpy, you can do magic things!
(I didn't even have to follow the link...)