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  1. Re:The Internet Makes You Stupid on Internet Plays A Large Role For U.S. Citizens · · Score: 0

    Maybe it makes YOU stupid, but personally, I'm as smart as they come. I havn't mispeled anything since I got teh internet. They spell checker works wonders; for spelling and grammer to. My resume witch I got help with on line, got me this the job that pays big bucks. Now I dine cavier for desert!

  2. Re:Start your company now! on New Golden Age for Outside-the-Box Startups? · · Score: 0

    my favourite part of using that was when it said "
    Name:

    Product:

    Bloody genius man! I must invest all my capital right now.

  3. Re:I'm selfish, but... on Behind the Fight to Control the Internet · · Score: 0

    I feel for the crazy frog.. he had to hear the sound of the US scissors snipping his beloved......

  4. Icann on EU Claims Internet Could Fall Apart Next Month · · Score: 0

    Sing it:
    Icann do anything EU can do better,
    Icann do anything better than EU

  5. Re:Wow. on Creators of Massive Botnet Arrested · · Score: 0

    we prefer to be called the "Legitimate Businessman's association"

  6. Re:Kill Television ? on 20 Lawmakers Want to Kill Your Television · · Score: 0

    20% of US-Americans are functional illiterates

    I didn't know only 20% of the country could read!

  7. Re:Stanley - Agressive Driver Rehabilitation on Stanford's Stanley wins DARPA Grand Challenge · · Score: 0

    Or after a week and a half of rage he reaslize 19.1 mph isn't all much to throw off the aim of his guns, which are even more accurate now that he can use 2 hands on the gun instead of wasting a good arm on that damned streering wheel.

  8. Re:Our church list may help... on Hurricane Relief - What Would You Bring? · · Score: 0

    Hoes? you mean you can't find hoes in New Orleans anymore? Wow. What a scary thought.

  9. What to bring: on Hurricane Relief - What Would You Bring? · · Score: 0

    Lots of buckets, a gun, and a competant FEMA director.

  10. Re:FYI: Different situation in Europe on Firefox Momentum Slows · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We all knew France would surrender to firefox one day. Whats surprising is that they's never surrendered befo..... wait a second...

  11. Re:And with that... on Spider-Man 3 Villains: Sandman & Venom · · Score: 1

    Did anyone watch the batman movies after the first one??

  12. This is quite ovious on Why Apple Picked Intel Over AMD · · Score: 1

    I-ntel: i-pod i-movie i-dvd.... A-MD: a-pod? a-movie? a-dvd? Clearly intel is the better choice based on it's first i-nitial alone.

  13. Re:Inventor misquoted? on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 5, Funny

    Calista Flockhart

  14. Re:Oh boy... on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 1

    I don't care what you say, female curves are WAY Sexier than male curves, regadles of which end their bigger on.

  15. Family Guy on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 1

    Peter: Chris, don't say retard. we preffer to be called 'little people' because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, i've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties , and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.


    We already knew that we were smarter... just look at a women driving a car. Well. ok, that doesn't prove we're smarter, it just proves that practice makes perfect, and as there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom, they are naturally worse drivers. Well at least the good ones, who keep their mouth shut while making dinner, are worse at driving.

    SOOO totally kidding about that BTW.

  16. Ha on Lucene in Action · · Score: 1

    Chapelle: What do you expect from my review....It's a search Engine Biotch!!!

    Oh wait.. wrong chappelle

  17. Re:Change for the better on College Libraries Without Books · · Score: 1

    So if it's the UGL/FAC and it's known as the Ugly.. does that make it "UGLy as FAC?"

  18. Re:Fix the delusions on The Decline of Science and Technology in America · · Score: 1

    Obviously the cost enough to make sure my Public school brain can't spell or use grammer properly.

  19. Re:Fix the delusions on The Decline of Science and Technology in America · · Score: 1

    Americans like entertainment and instant gratification, Funny then that those smart bomb images they show on TV look a lot like a video game. It's also instant gratification that whatever target we hit is annilated. LEts keep in mind how much these missles cost, and then keep in mind how much the stuff we're hitting with it costs.

  20. Re:America has a choice.. on The Decline of Science and Technology in America · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone went to a private school.

    Listen brainiac keep your opinions to yourself, if you continue to use logic and reason us public school kids are going to have to beat your smarty ass with the rubber from the bunsen burner!!!! This is america, where smart people emmigrate, not immigrate. Well.. at least not anymore.. if they were smart.. which.. oh never mind lets go watch the US bomb some innocents on fox news.

  21. Re:In other news... on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1

    Apple Pie? What will those VILE CRETINS Think of changing next? They are all a bunch of terrorists out to change a favorite american dessert. "It's american as bifurcated carbon nanotubes"??? It's just NOT THE SAME MAN!!!

  22. Re:Dupe? on Microsoft Leveraging iPod Patent? · · Score: 1

    Welcome to slashdot, you must be new here. Dupes are what we call "40% of the content on slashdot". Please enjoy your stay here at slashdot, and please feel free to mess around under the user info page. Sure there may be many others out there, but that is yours.

    Come on now, with a UID that low you should have realized this already ;)

  23. Re:Demolition Man on Jerk-O-Meter to Meter Jerks · · Score: 1

    That was Stallone so he wouldn't have to use those littel shells in the bathroom

  24. Re:Flew Back to earth? on Shuttle Discovery Lands Safely · · Score: 1

    "Discovery this is houston do you copy?" "We copy houston... hey noguchi, turn that music down" **In the background** "HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!!" "Houston to Discovery, tell that guy this isn't top gun" "Souichi, dammit man, I know that's fun but TURN IT DOWN"

  25. Flew Back to earth? on Shuttle Discovery Lands Safely · · Score: 1

    More like dropping a pebble and praying to god. I wonder waht the discussion was like:

    "Houston There's a lot of vibrations and some stuff falling out, maybe a little coolant leaking... are you sure this thing is ok?"

    "Copy Discovery thats normal... stuff falls off that hoopty all the time"

    "Ok houston, that encouraging.. this is one ROUGH ride."

    "Discovery, are you holding the oh shit straps we installed?"

    "Houston, you guys suck you know that?"