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  1. Re:All the proof we need on Scientists Have Spotted the Signs of Flowing Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    Likely not. AGW pseudo-skeptics aren't big on reading at all. The Koch Brothers give them all the information they'll ever need. AGW pseudo-skeptics are like Creationists, and frequently invoking nearly identical arguments. Stupidity and dishonesty can be remarkably cyclical.

  2. Re:From TFA on iPhone 6s's A9 Processor Racks Up Impressive Benchmarks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only because Satan likes iPhones. We all know that iPhones are the work of the Devil, and that hellfire awaits those who buy iPhones. Throw yours away, brother. Don't be sucked into the Devil's evil plot! Buy Android, the smartphone for the Righteous!

  3. Re:As soon as we have reliable facts on Reports: Volkswagen Was Warned of Emissions Cheating Years Ago · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any fact that can cause a loss in profits for a corporation is an unreliable fact.

  4. Re:1% of a huge number is still pretty large on BlackBerry Launches Android Smartphone · · Score: 1

    They sold off lots of assets. They created a positive cash flow, which is not the same thing as turning a profit. They will almost certainly lose money next year.

    Chen has been playing a smoke and mirrors game, but already in the last few weeks dropped the biggest hint, that BB is somehow going to use its patent portfolio, and we all know what that means.

  5. Re:6 years on BlackBerry Launches Android Smartphone · · Score: 2

    Oh fuck off. QNX isn't even the most prevalent RTOS out there. It's an outdated OS that BB has utterly mismanaged, along with everything else.

    At this point, it is completely irrelevant what BB does. In fact, it's been completely irrelevant for half a decade now. The company was fucked five years ago, it was fucked four years ago, it was fucked three years ago, it was fucked two years ago, it was fucked last year, it's fucked this year, it will be fucked next year, and probably in the next year or two will transform itself into a patent troll.

  6. Re: Illegal orders should be refused. on VW Fiasco Puts Ethics In Engineering Under the Spotlight, CEO Steps Down · · Score: 1

    They hung and imprisoned Nazis and Japanese for "following orders". Behaving ethically and morally is not optional. Period.

  7. Re:This wasn't an engineering decision... on VW Fiasco Puts Ethics In Engineering Under the Spotlight, CEO Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Exactly! The only question before us is whether the defenders of the sociopaths who run companies are sociopaths themselves, or just simpering morons.

  8. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this on Michigan Sues HP Over Decade Long, $49 Million Incomplete Project · · Score: 2

    A large majority of Texans and Albertans think having a cowboy hat makes you a cowboy.

  9. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this on Michigan Sues HP Over Decade Long, $49 Million Incomplete Project · · Score: 1

    I think it may be some sort of Wall Street Porn. You know, "Ass Pirates of Madison Avenue..."

  10. Re:Easy on India's Worrying Draft Encryption Policy · · Score: 1

    They're authoritarian morons, like most politicians and government officials in the security theater industry. Simpering, contemptible, evil morons.

  11. Re:modern poly has sensors for countermeasures on Veteran FBI Employee Accused of Trying To Beat Polygraph, Suspended Without Pay · · Score: 1

    What if you simply believe that the device is utter fucking bullshit and that anyone who advocates its use is either a fucking retard or unspeakably evil and should be taken out and beaten until their brains come out their nostrils?

  12. Re:Why does the FBI continue to engage in witchcra on Veteran FBI Employee Accused of Trying To Beat Polygraph, Suspended Without Pay · · Score: 1

    Don't muck with powerful magic, heathen.

  13. Re: Go Bucks! on The Ethical Issues Surrounding OSU's Lab-Grown Brains · · Score: 2

    Are HeLa cells human?

  14. Re:Cant see why this is a problem. on Microsoft's Satya Nadella Shown Up By Confused Cortana Assistant · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yes, goddamit, I want to know "why is fish?" and if Microsoft's shitty assistant can't answer question, well Microsoft's programmers are all fucking incompetents who should be forced to work licking grease of the floor at McDonalds.

    Actually, I felt that way after spending half a day trying to figure out why the fuck WinRM can't listen on the port provided to it by a Group Policy. "Why is Microsoft?" is probably a better question.

  15. Re:They are the pirates on One Day After iOS 9's Launch, Ad Blockers Top Apple's App Store · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't fucking stealing at all. The content provider is putting up the content without a paywall. That I choose not to load all the elements of that page is not stealing, so I utterly reject the underlying assertion.

    Quite frankly, if there is a Hell, then every marketer who has ever lived is either already getting Satan's trident up the ass, or should be preparing for an eternity of "sponsored rectal content".

  16. In Soviet Russia Godwin's You! on Drone Hobbyists Find Flaws In 'Close Call' Reports · · Score: -1, Troll

    And in other news, Holocaust Deniers have redefined "gas chamber mass killings" as "accidental death due to choking..."

  17. Re: Theory on Alabama Will Require Students To Learn About Evolution, Climate Change · · Score: 0

    Ah, so you're not witty, you're just a fucking moron.

  18. ShareBeast operated with flagrant disregard for the rights of artists and labels while undermining the legal marketplace

    So a lot like RIAA's members then.

  19. Re:Streisand Effect is in effect on Ex-Ashley Madison CTO Threatens Libel Suit Against Journalist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which is more than you can say for Ashley Madison customers.

  20. Re:Dude, just stop on Ex-Ashley Madison CTO Threatens Libel Suit Against Journalist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't all the fake dating sites just get along? Let's all try to remember why we got into this business; to rip off lonely men.

  21. Just the way they wanted it on FBI and DOJ Drop Case Against Chinese-American Physicist · · Score: 1

    Dr Xi was forced to step down from his position as the head of the department during the investigation

    Mission accomplished.

  22. Re:Stop thinking so small on Why the LHC May Mean the End of Experimental Particle Physics · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No application we can think of. That's like someone mocking the guys making frogs' legs jump with electrical current in the 18th century. "Oh yes, very interesting, but so what?" And yet, within a half a century or so of those first gimmicky experiments with electricity, we had built the first high speed data network in history, revolutionizing, well, just about everything, and within a few decades of that we were replacing gas lights with light bulbs, people were using welding machines to build large steel structures and that changed, well, everything.

    There really is no way you can stick a long term price tag on basic research. Right now, figuring out what lies beyond the Standard Model is an interesting abstraction. But in fifty years, or a hundred years of us cracking that code, who the hell knows what we'll be building? Exotic materials, new propulsion systems, new communications systems, who knows? If the last five hundred years of scientific research has taught us anything, it's that science is the field out of which technical innovation is grows, and basic research is the fertilizer.

  23. Re:Dark Matter and Energy on Why the LHC May Mean the End of Experimental Particle Physics · · Score: 1

    Exactly my thought. With supersymmetry now in trouble, it does open the door for other theories that could be tested at energy levels that really aren't out of our technical capability.

    Besides, there's still a decent chance that LHC is going to find a smoking gun around Dark Matter, so I'm thinking that there is lots of science left for it to do.

  24. Translation on Microsoft, Dell Aim To Sell Surfaces To Businesses · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Translation: Microsoft hopes that Dell can move the piles of unsold Surface inventory that is collecting dust.

  25. Re:Quite a version jump on Node.js v4.0.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Firefox paved the way for absurd version numbering schemes. What are they up to now, version 4004?