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  1. now you've done it... on Major Performance Improvement Discovered For Intel's GPU Linux Driver · · Score: 5, Funny

    you've flipped the EVIL bit!

  2. imagine a bar scene... on Amazon's Echo: a $200, Multi-Function, Audio-Centric Device · · Score: 1

    some drunken folks are arguing about the speed of light in vacume vs water.
    bartender gets weary of the pedantic noise and nods the folks over to Echo and say "Oh wise one... what is the speed of light in vacume vs water?"
    the crowd goes silent as it speaks. "answer is... 42!"

  3. crooked investor? on PC Cooling Specialist Zalman Goes Bankrupt Due To Fraud · · Score: 1

    might want to check those guys out. see if they got paid off on the side for this deal.

  4. 3 billion on a fan company? on PC Cooling Specialist Zalman Goes Bankrupt Due To Fraud · · Score: 2

    don't get me wrong, i love their fans... but come on, it's a fan. those exec and investors are dreaming if you think that market is that large.

  5. It's a low priority on Android 5.0 Makes SD Cards Great Again · · Score: 1

    Look, I am glad we have a standardized file system browser now and so it'll lessen the annoyance from having to face yet another custom built file browser. I am especially glad as a developer. I don't have to grab some library off of github hoping it's as good as people say it is.

    At the same time, as a user, I don't browse the file system often. Maybe once in a while when I setup an app to point to the sd card, download something or transfer from a pc. So, it's a low priority.

    Now... how about a color picker intent? please?

  6. Winner is... on The Effect of Programming Language On Software Quality · · Score: 1
    Typescript? yea... thanks for that.

    I think the biggest take away for me is that there isn't a huge variance. What are we talk about.. 2% max?
    I was hoping to see something amazing, say 20% difference between java and scala. something i could really take to my boss and say "SEE! we need to switch".

  7. what?! "they can easily be revoked?!" on American Express Seeks To Swap Card Numbers For Secure Tokens · · Score: 1

    Am I to assume form this that these token are to be reused?!?!?!? If so, they deserve to be frauded in to the ground.

  8. Don't $#@ with Texas! on Chinese Hackers Mess With Texas By Attacking Fracking Firms · · Score: 1
  9. you know it's coming... on YouTube Considering an Ad-Free, Subscription-Based Version · · Score: 2

    enjoy adblockers while it lasts. you know they'll embed the ads right in to the stream. then we'll have to resort to some dvr like client to fast forward.

  10. pre-mature emailCulation! on Apple Pay Competitor CurrentC Breached · · Score: 1

    Those hackers could have been sitting on a gold mine if they could just keep it in their pants. ah well, better luck next time. hope you left some decent rootkits to get back in.

    CurrentC: I'd suggest you format all machines and reload all modable firmware. curious, does it suck more this way? or if and when you have customers?

    Apple: it's time to crush this insolence while the iron is hot, play up your security, i hear it's ironclad, better than android.

    Visa: when the hell are those pin based cards coming?! don't you hear the horde of startups clamoring up your walls?

  11. Re:yes... on Microsoft Works On Windows For ARM-Based Servers · · Score: 1

    I have to say though, they stand a much better chance today at doing this thanks to the .Net framework. Software written on top of that framework should work regardless of the CPU type. Same for anything written for the JVM.

    Moreover, unlike desktops, servers don't have to support an open ended list of apps. So, if by going to ARM they save on energy cost and cost of hardware, it's a win. So, maybe it's a smart move after all. Mr CEO, keep those ARM developers :)

    So the loser in this is of course intel and amd.

  12. Re:Can this stuff be farmed out? on 16-Teraflops, £97m Cray To Replace IBM At UK Meteorological Office · · Score: 1

    I see. Still, with the big data craze, I can imagine we are hitting such issues already and are either working around them through better software architecture and algorithms or invest in the hardware and offer it as a premium service.

  13. Can this stuff be farmed out? on 16-Teraflops, £97m Cray To Replace IBM At UK Meteorological Office · · Score: 0

    Rather than buying these monsters and maintaining them on their own could they use an IaaS provider? So... use the cloud to model the clouds?

  14. Re:An obvious mistake... on OEM Windows 7 License Sales End This Friday · · Score: 1

    It's fine to obsolete windows 7, but you had better have a place for them to go to. Because right now, Windows 8, AIN'T IT! I went to windows 8, suffered through it for half a year, then went back to 7. complete waste of time.

  15. Re:Not a chance on Why CurrentC Will Beat Out Apple Pay · · Score: 2

    Paypal is doing just fine handling people's bank accounts.

  16. yes... on Microsoft Works On Windows For ARM-Based Servers · · Score: 2

    this is because Windows RT did so well! Hey, mr CEO, you clearly need to lay off more people.

  17. price of copper vs fiber for last mile on Will Fiber-To-the-Home Create a New Digital Divide? · · Score: 1

    I'd like to hear from a cable expert about the cost of these cables. With all the talk of copper shortage, I am wondering if the economics are there to drive fiber over copper.

  18. Getting ridiculous now... on Raspberry Pi Founder Demos Touchscreen Display For DIY Kits · · Score: 1

    Why not just repurpose an old android phone? if you really need I/O, plug in an IOIO board. It's probably cheaper than buying all these peripherals.

  19. Meh for t-mobile on Ask Slashdot: LTE Hotspot As Sole Cellular Connection? · · Score: 2

    T-mobile has a $30 unlimited data, unlimited text and 100min voice. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Tmob... I don't think even those tablet/data only plans can beat that. at least not for unlimited data.

  20. Bigger pirate booty! on The Largest Ship In the World Is Being Built In Korea · · Score: 1

    Can you see the smiles on the somali pirates? Hope you got some anti pirate features on those things cause it's a great big bulls eye.

  21. hmm, why do i get the feeling he meant FISSION on Lockheed Claims Breakthrough On Fusion Energy Project · · Score: 1

    if so, you sir/miss, must be rich as you sell off your shares!

  22. some how dissapointing on A Production-Ready Flying Car Is Coming This Month · · Score: 1

    I was seriously into flying during high school and college. Enough to get a private pilot license and study aerospace engineering. I imagine if I saw this news back then it would have blown my mind.
    Over 20 years later, it seems... blase(accent!). Maybe it's the thought of all the regulations and restrictions it'll be mired in for the next decade. Maybe it's the awkward design. Maybe it's the unimpressive range. Maybe cause it'll be insanely expensive. Maybe it's because of high fuel cost and environmental issues, joy flying seems irresponsible.
    I think a smaller design would pique my interest. Imagine a ride, small as a motorcycle or scooter. It would mean cheaper and fuel efficient. Which would also grant it a more relaxed ultralight rating.

  23. I am no dr. but come on! on How Did the 'Berlin Patient' Rid Himself of HIV? · · Score: 1, Funny

    there are only 2 things here:
    1. radiation treatment
    2. bone marrow from an x-man

    my money is on #2.

  24. Apple's QA vs. Android's QA on Apple Yanks iOS 8 Update · · Score: 2

    I am wondering how a company that has all the money and talent can't catch a bug like this. Their test surface is laughably small compared to what Android or Windows has to support. What is going on there? What process are they using?

  25. Re:Best to pretend you don't have the PhD... on Ask Slashdot: Finding a Job After Completing Computer Science Ph.D? · · Score: 1

    I think it's terrible that you are thinking of hiding it. Instead, I would hold out and make sure you're going after the right jobs. You should be going after the "research scientist" type of jobs.