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  1. Re:love your Mother! on Climate Change Will Cause Beer Shortages and Price Hikes, Study Says (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    How do you KNOW that no other planet has BEER???

  2. Re:I thought we were all a simulation on Scientists Have Laid Out a Plan To Search For Life in the Universe (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    "I annoy, therefore I am!"

  3. Re:I thought we were all a simulation on Scientists Have Laid Out a Plan To Search For Life in the Universe (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    If you've never smoked too much weed and had exactly thought, you've never lived, and never taken philosophy 101 in college either!

  4. Re:Curiously on Scientists Have Laid Out a Plan To Search For Life in the Universe (qz.com) · · Score: 2

    Oh, there's life there all right... it's just not intelligent life as we know it!

  5. One issue I see on Scientists Have Laid Out a Plan To Search For Life in the Universe (qz.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any species willing to advertise their location to any and all possible xenophobic invaders can't be classified as an intelligent species... I'm lookin' at you, homo sapiens!

  6. If you input real names and phone number into Facebook, it's kind of on you when that data gets stolen. That being said, does it now require a working SMS message receiver to create a Facebook account? Hmm... how do I fake that so I don't have to use my actual cell number? Google voice?

  7. Re:No iPhone in prison for Trump. on Cops Told 'Don't Look' at New iPhones To Avoid Face ID Lock-Out (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    Trump can't use the iPhone... every time he stares into a digital camera, the CCD breaks!

  8. Just do what I do... on Cops Told 'Don't Look' at New iPhones To Avoid Face ID Lock-Out (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    I use my dog's face to unlock my phone.

  9. Now makers of some 3D printed objects will know _exactly_ what orifice people are inserting them into!

  10. Can I be the first to suggest... on Moons Can Have Their Own Moons and They Could Be Called Moonmoons (atlasobscura.com) · · Score: 1

    That satellites orbiting satellites orbiting satellites be called "moonmoonmoons"?

  11. Hasn't OpenOffice effectively already been replaced by LibreOffice?

  12. Re:Here's an idea: on State Attorneys Urge FCC To Combat Neighborhood Spoofing (biglawbusiness.com) · · Score: 1

    Or only allow people to spoof another number that they actually own. Not sure how the system validates proof of ownership, maybe a public/private key?

  13. It would be a little harsh on the women scammers... or are you implying they are ALL men? Kinda sexist, isn't it?

  14. Re:They call me twice a day. on State Attorneys Urge FCC To Combat Neighborhood Spoofing (biglawbusiness.com) · · Score: 1

    Single women in your neighborhood are waiting to meat you!

  15. Re:Why not block all unverified POTS spoofing? on State Attorneys Urge FCC To Combat Neighborhood Spoofing (biglawbusiness.com) · · Score: 1

    Ok, so the rule should be that you are only allowed to spoof another number that you OWN, then!

  16. Here's an idea: on State Attorneys Urge FCC To Combat Neighborhood Spoofing (biglawbusiness.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't allow anyone to spoof numbers at all! Still allow blocking of caller id for anonymous whistleblowing, but NOBODY has a right to call people with MY phone number showing up as the called number! Let's try nuisance-calling thousands of people while spoofing US Senator's phone numbers and see what happens...

  17. Shouldn't it be just an automatic firmware upgrade to support any new protocol? In other words, the hardware should already be ready for it, it's just a question of updating the software.

  18. Cops have all the best drugs, and Google has all the best porn!

  19. Why not do true UHD resolution (3,840x2,160) so I can watch movies on it without scaling?

  20. Routers? Firmware? on California Bans Default Passwords on Any Internet-Connected Device (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Every time I pull an old router out of the closet, I do a reset to factory defaults, then look up the factory default password on the internet. Does the law now say I'm no longer allowed to do that? Are they going to ship every frickin' device with a different default password? That would send their return rate through the ceiling as customers couldn't login to configure their equipment.

  21. I'd settle for death by sexual exhaustion too...

  22. Re:The fitbit recorded audio accidentally on Police Use Fitbit Data To Charge 90-Year-Old Man In Stepdaughter's Killing (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Anchovies on pizza?!? I've killed people for less...

  23. Re:Fitbit Heart Rate Disclaimer on Police Use Fitbit Data To Charge 90-Year-Old Man In Stepdaughter's Killing (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Seems like a heartbeat of ZERO beats per minute isn't a "guess"...

  24. Take any digital watches and cell phones present next time I kill someone...

  25. Thanks, Mario! on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Closer To Medicinal Use (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    You've done a lot for mainstream acceptance of taking shrooms!