I had to explain to my ex, "No, you don't call the phone number and give them your credit card number, you hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, bring up Task Manager, and kill the browser process(es), idiot!" Of course, that assume the victim is running Windows (fairly safe assumption).
Hey, Benny Hill is HILARIOUS when you're sitting in your dorm room stoned off your ass! Other than that, not so much... I actually rather like John Oliver's self-deprecating sense of humor.
Don't they need at least 1 hardware button to turn the damn thing on? Or are they going to keep the touchscreen active 24/7 even when it's powered off?
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I had to explain to my ex, "No, you don't call the phone number and give them your credit card number, you hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete, bring up Task Manager, and kill the browser process(es), idiot!" Of course, that assume the victim is running Windows (fairly safe assumption).
"You can't cheat on honest man."
Why do they all have Indian accents?
Don't download and install dodgy software designed to violate copyright, and you stand less chance of winding up with root kits on your computer...
Yes, SSD is a given. But how much memory do you really need in a laptop, given that more memory means shorter battery life?
A "Limited Edition" CPU? That is INSANE!!!
Intel seems to assume customers want MORE CORES at a lower clock rate. No, I want a faster clock rate using less power!
I bet they'll be going out of business soon!
We're the only intelligent species stupid enough to broadcast "Here I am, come kill me!" to every xenophobe in the universe.
Google is now going to put all the phone sex lines out of business too? "Hey Duplex, what are you wearing?"
...how the hell will they make sushi?
That's ONE way of solving personal disputes!
What is the best way to survive the eminent Trump recession? Will the recession happen in time to affect his re-election in 2020?
According to John Oliver, he gets paid big bucks to say "fuck" on tv. I wish I had a job like that...
Hey, Benny Hill is HILARIOUS when you're sitting in your dorm room stoned off your ass! Other than that, not so much... I actually rather like John Oliver's self-deprecating sense of humor.
Don't they need at least 1 hardware button to turn the damn thing on? Or are they going to keep the touchscreen active 24/7 even when it's powered off?
...and pointless!
Why would a grain of rice need a computer???
You, kind sir, win the internet for today! Unfortunately, I have no mod points right now...
Worked for me too... except now i can't see any new pictures of the girl I liked in high school (40 years ago). Darn...
Instagram sent me a "It looks like you're having trouble logging in" email today for an account I haven't touched in years...
If they're calling for an Uber... yep, they must be drunk!
Too bad chick aren't impressed with the size of your RAM...
My laptop only has 32GB of SSD, thank you.
Who the heck is still running XP... for gaming? I'd love to see which of the latest video cards have drivers for XP!