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  1. Re:How about... on Apple to Become Wireless Provider? · · Score: 1

    However, if Apple sticks to its $.99 per song and allows people to use a full song for a ringtone...

    I, for one, would love to hear "I Wanna Sex You Up" in it's entirety while in a meeting, waiting for my coworker to return from the restroom.

  2. Re:More details on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 1

    "We still don't know the death toll yet, but by God, we are trying!"

    I'm curious as to the excessive focus on the number of casulties in our media (and society), as opposed to financial losses or debilitating personal injuries incurred.

    As I understand it, the focus of many terror groups is to disrupt social and financial networks and institutions. Loss of life is seen as just a means toward that end.

    They count dollar signs, we count bodybags.

    Perhaps is says something on the perceived value of human life?

  3. Re:Proposal on Founder of Go Computer, Inc. sues Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not a NYTimes.com member yet?

  4. Re:George Mason university? on Open Design for ~$800 Swarm Robots · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Missing Something! on Perl's Chip Salzenberg Sued, Home Raided · · Score: 1

    I think you misspelled "Thank you for the free advice."

  6. Re:There is nothing to see here. on Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament · · Score: 1

    They can't help it, it just wasn't very funny.

    Now this, THIS is funny!

    http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=15432 2&cid=12943127

  7. There is nothing to see here. on Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not the article you are looking for.

  8. Re:its not going to work on Ballmer: 'We'll catch Google' · · Score: 1

    It *could* work, if only they had more developers.

    Developers developers developers.

    And more cowbell.

  9. Re:NYT link on NY Times On Spam Zombies · · Score: 1
  10. Re:AWESOME! on Command Line for the Web · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >use LAMP
    That does nothing. It appears you have IIS.

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

  11. Re:A live body is better than a phone call on Tech Support Businesses on the Rise · · Score: 1

    People just don't want to talk to someone in Sri Lanka that they can't understand and can't understand them.

    Kim: Now you see, the new world is... inevitable.
    Lisa: ...It's what?
    Kim: Inevit- inevitable.
    Lisa: One more time.
    Kim: INEVITABLE. Things are inevitably going to change!

  12. oblig. on Simple Route To Linux On The iPod · · Score: 1

    I think you meant "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these..."

  13. Re:Gulag's? on Patriot Act to be Expanded · · Score: 1

    once in a while some band of "cooks" will rise up

    BAM!

  14. Re:**NEW** From RONCO! on Trust in a Bottle · · Score: 1

    Oxytocin scented heavy duty condoms

    This is great marketing, considering all condoms are oxytocin scented at some point.

    "Males synthesize oxytocin in the same regions of the hypothalamus as in females, and also within the testes and perhaps other reproductive tissues. Pulses of oxytocin can be detected during ejaculation. Current evidence suggests that oxytocin is involved in facilitating sperm transport within the male reproductive system and perhaps also in the female, due to its presence in seminal fluid. It may also have effects on some aspects of male sexual behavior."

    Also of note:

    "The most important stimulus for release of hypothalamic oxytocin is initiated by physical stimulation of the nipples or teats. The act of nursing or suckling is relayed within a few milliseconds to the brain via a spinal reflex arc. These signals impinge on oxytocin-secreting neurons, leading to release of oxytocin. "

    So, the next time your girlfriend complains of having "trust issues," you know what to do!

    http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/en docrine/hypopit/oxytocin.html

  15. Re:I doubt it affects it. on Trust in a Bottle · · Score: 1

    Since the effect seems to be producable by a spray, it is entirely possible that the human body releases low levels of this stuff naturally.

    More than you know.

    "Males synthesize oxytocin in the same regions of the hypothalamus as in females, and also within the testes and perhaps other reproductive tissues. Pulses of oxytocin can be detected during ejaculation. Current evidence suggests that oxytocin is involved in facilitating sperm transport within the male reproductive system and perhaps also in the female, due to its presence in seminal fluid. It may also have effects on some aspects of male sexual behavior."

    It also seems to stimulate maternial behavior in female mammals.

    http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/en docrine/hypopit/oxytocin.html

  16. Actually, both. Or neither. on Mad as Hell, Switching to Mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's upset at the lack of support that comes with having entirely different vendors supporting the hardware as opposed to the operating system.

    From his blog:

    "But, really, in the last few months, my frustration went over the top because I openly admit I am tough on laptops. I schlepp two of 'em everywhere 'round the world and I see no reason a $2000 box should not be able to take $2000 worth of airport abuse.

    So, my beautiful new Sony 17" VAIO with 1920X1200 res (Freaking gorgeous) began to have mechanical problems. I can recognize a HW versus SW prob and this was hardware but the Sony folks, in an effort to save having to send a guy to me, tried to convince me "Reinstall Windows." NO! That is wrong! This is a HW problem."

    While some might prefer to build, write, administer, and hold absolute control over their computer systems, most people just want to use them. They also want support on their computers to be as painless as possible.

    That's one of the bigger advantages to a Mac over Windows or Linux: It's easy to find who to call when it breaks.

  17. Re:Karma Whoring on Wireless Everything at Dartmouth · · Score: 1

    Why, with the New York Times Link Generator.

    http://nytimes.blogspace.com/genlink

  18. Re:Karma Whoring on Wireless Everything at Dartmouth · · Score: 2, Informative
  19. Re:Would not buy it on Alienware's Star Wars PCs · · Score: 1

    "[...] and so even if I had the money, I would not spend it on their machines."

    Then you are not their target demographic.

    There are people that put very large, expensive spoilers on their underpowered Honda Civics. They often do this to explicately show that they have the money to purchase said ostentatious add-ons for their cars.

    These people also tend to think that the spoilers make their cars go faster.

    The same logic applies here.

    "Pimped."

  20. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN on Steve Ballmer Responds to Discrimination Issue · · Score: 1

    [...] your obvious leftish agenda.

    Who talks like this? Rush Limbaugh?

    Dismissing the views of another offhand as merely partisan agenda shows a lack of ability to compromise, but moreover (and more worrisome), it shows lack of intelligence. It translates roughly to "I am unwilling to think; it is easier to tout party line."

  21. Re:Make it more challenging... on Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever · · Score: 1

    Human: So, they say Turing was a homosexual.
    ALICE: OK. OK I will say " Turing was a homosexual" to you.

  22. Re:What, $19/month or "small fee"? on Meetup.com Ends Free Meetups · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $9 is lunch. $19 is dinner, without the wine.

    Meetup's prices are not unresonable to those that would be using the service. Foisting the charges on one member of the group, however, will likely not go over too well.

  23. Re:I took this during trial period at my college on Would You Pass the Information Literacy Test? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wut college r u in that accepts ppl that rite as poorly as u do lol hehehe?

  24. Re:I have to.. on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1

    I knew I'd get in trouble for that statement. But this is a well formed responce; I appreciate that :)

    The "your computer is like a car" analogy is oft-used, but it does have it's drawbacks. A car is much less abstract a concept, I think, than a PC to most people. Also, in this case, a comparison between computer use and car *use* (driving) seems to make more sense.

    People are smart. People can learn stuff.

    They can, but often there's no-one to teach them. And I mean really teach them, not simply show them a couple times.

    Using the driving analogy, people are *much* more throughly trained in car use than computer use. Drivers Ed consists of more than someone sitting down and driving, and going "See? Do that." And this education is required, not voluntary.

    It is not assumed that people can sit down and intuitively know how to drive, whereas this seems to be the case with computers (or at least that is the revailing attitude that I see here). You don't see "Haha, you are an idiot, you can't drive!" outside of high school, and it's the same high school mentality that says "You are an idiot, you can't use your computer effectively".

    Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that there are people that just sat down and drove, just like someone could possibly just sit and ride a bike without beign taught, or just like how we can, by and large, intuitivly understand a computer.

    But most people can't, regardless of whether someone else feels they deserve sympahy or not.

  25. Re:Microsoft to the rescue! on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 2, Funny

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