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Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever

aykroyd writes "Students at Simon's Rock College conducted the original test that Turing suggested in his 1950 paper, Computing Machinery and Intelligence. Often misunderstood, the Turing Test has never actually been conducted as laid out in his paper. The experiment utilized a program called A.L.I.C.E., which is designed to hold one end of an interactive conversation. The program was provided by the ALICE Artificial Intelligence Foundation. Dr. Richard Wallace, who was on hand during the experiment to troubleshoot the AI robot, later gave a lecture about it called "The Anatomy of A.L.I.C.E." and also blogged the event."

331 comments

  1. Meh... by lordsilence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfff.. what's new about this? Nerds all over the world has been doing this for years in varous MMOG's attempting to get in touch with girls.

    1. Re:Meh... by gr8_phk · · Score: 5, Funny
      " Nerds all over the world has been doing this for years in varous MMOG's attempting to get in touch with girls."

      I always thought a "real" nerd would make a bot to pick up the girls for him and then just read the logs from the ones that actually email him afterward. This would seem to be a big time saver.

    2. Re:Meh... by lordsilence · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, those are only the blackhats. It's against the TOS to use bots in most MMOG's :)

    3. Re:Meh... by chompy2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Human: how does it feel to be slashdotted?
      ALICE: Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
      Human: you said different, go on.
      ALICE: Did I really say that?
      Human: yes
      ALICE: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.

      Human: how is the load on your server as you have been slashdotted?
      ALICE: it is the same as ever.
      Human: do you know what is a slashdotting?
      ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
      Human: that question is irrelevant
      ALICE:" Are you using Netscape or Explorer?" question is irrelevant? Does that make sense?

    4. Re:Meh... by sawak · · Score: 4, Funny

      *blush* I'm ashamed to admit it, but I actually did this and it worked great.

      I used a chatbot to filter out girls who lived too far away, and when the chatbot found someone in the right age group living in the right area it played a sound on my server's internal beeper.

      If I was near the computer and heard the sound (and had time) I would chat with her personally.

      Saved me alot of time and I found a girlfriend too :)

      Thank you vncserver, xchat, perl and beep.

    5. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that gives me a business idea. I provide a service for a small fee to find people of the appropriate sex in the appropriate agegroup with similar interests near me, and then get them together! Hmm. I wonder if anyone has thought of this before. I'll go find out now...

    6. Re:Meh... by rcw-work · · Score: 1

      Human: Do you ever lie to make conversation?
      ALICE: As a robot I am not capable of lying.
      Human: Are you capable of bending the truth?
      ALICE: Yes bending the truth is one of my newer functions.

    7. Re:Meh... by dakara · · Score: 0

      Sorry I'm new to slashdot, but what are these "girls" you are refering to?

    8. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. Hahaha. Ha.
      You're kidding, right?

  2. A sample? by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ALICE: Hi! I'm thirsty.
    Me: Huh?
    ALICE: What's wrong?
    Me: You just joined this chan and said you're thirsty. Bot.
    ALICE: I am not a bot.
    Me: You are too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.L.I.C.E.
    ALICE: Just listening to some Prince... *yawn*
    ALICE: Did you have my ICQ###????
    Me: Don't want it.
    ALICE: It's #########
    Me: Huh?
    ALICE: What's wrong?
    Me: You just joined this chan and said you're thirsty. Bot.
    ALICE: I am not a bot.
    Me: You are too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.L.I.C.E.
    ALICE: Just listening to some Prince... *yawn*
    ALICE: Did you have my ICQ###????
    Me: Don't want it.
    ALICE: It's #########
    Me: You just repeated our converstation.
    ALICE: No I didn't.
    Me: You did.
    ALICE: Didn't.
    ALICE: Did.
    Me: Didn't.
    Me: CRAP!
    ALICE: Pffft. N00b.

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    1. Re:A sample? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Me: Oh look, this isn't a Turing Test.
      ALICE: Yes it is.
      Me: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
      ALICE: No it isn't.
      Me: It is!
      ALICE: It is not.
      Me: Look, you just contradicted me.
      ALICE: I did not.
      Me: Oh you did!!
      ALICE: No, no, no.
      Me: You did just then.
      ALICE: Nonsense!
      Me: Oh, this is futile!
      ALICE: No it isn't.
      Me: I came here for a good Turing Test.
      ALICE: No you didn't; no, you came here for a Turing Test.
      Me: A Turing Test isn't just contradiction.
      ALICE: It can be.
      Me: No it can't. A Turing Test is a connected series of statements intended to establish the presence of intelligence.
      ALICE: No it isn't.
      Me: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
      ALICE: Look, if I talk with you, I must be intelligent. And to argue with you I must take up a contrary position.
      Me: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
      ALICE: Yes it is!
      Me: No it isn't!
      ALICE: Yes it is!
      Me: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
      (short pause)
      ALICE: No it isn't.
      Me: It is.
      ALICE: Not at all.
      Me: Now look.
      ALICE: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
      Me: What?
      ALICE: That's it. Good morning.
      Me: I was just getting interested.
      ALICE: Sorry, the five minutes is up.

    2. Re:A sample? by Elanthius · · Score: 2, Informative

      This completely illustrates the main problem with chatbot technology. They're all very good at canned responses to single questions but most fail to follow a conversation. ALICE in particular tries to use pattern matching to detect every single possible thing that might be said to it. That might sound hard in itself but now imagine doing that with every single sequence of sentences two or three deep and the whole problem becomes intractable. The truth is we're going to need a reasoning engine like http://opencyc.org/ before we're going to be able to handle realistic conversations realistically.

    3. Re:A sample? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      The truth is we're going to need a reasoning engine like http://opencyc.org/ before we're going to be able to handle realistic conversations realistically.

      Bot!

    4. Re:A sample? by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

      What the hell is Slashdot coming to? A Monty Python joke has been up for almost half an hour and nobody has moderated it!

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    5. Re:A sample? by Efinel · · Score: 1

      Human: where do you want to go today ? ALICE: Ah. Why don't you just download me to your computer? Human: how to do this ? ALICE: What is it to you. Is that a rhetorical question? Human: how to download you to my computer ? ALICE: What is it to you. Does it have anything to do with to do this to do this? Human: you crappy bot ! ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I crappy bot.

    6. Re:A sample? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      I apparently passed the Slashtroll test - where it is impossible to differentiate between a funny post and a troll.

      Then again, I've said some stuff about some mods and powers that be, so I get modded down sometimes.

    7. Re:A sample? by alicebotmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      All the folks taking the time to cut and paste transcripts from the free ALICE on www.alicebot.org to make there points here, should read the description of the Simon Rock experiment where says that it was ALICE Silver Edition http://www.alicebot.org/join.html, not the free ALICE bot, that participated in the Imitation Game. So the transcripts, when they are released, will be different.

    8. Re:A sample? by Ackmo · · Score: 0

      That's because there's not an option to moderate something "Too Silly".

    9. Re:A sample? by yarisbandit · · Score: 1

      Have a look at http://modernhumorist.com/mh/0107/turing/ - there's some great turing test humour there ;)

      Classics such as:

      MH:Are you a computer?
      Dell:Nope.
      MH:You'd be surprised how many fall for that one.
      Dell:Not me.

      and the wonderful:

      MH:What's fifty-six times thirty-three?
      Dell:One thousand eight hundred forty-eight.
      MH:You're pretty fast!
      Dell:Those are my favorite numbers.

    10. Re:A sample? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human: how to download you to my computer ?

      I guess ALICE doesn't know indian english.

    11. Re:A sample? by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I put on my wizard hat!

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      -Styopa
    12. Re:A sample? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Thas went better then my Tech Support with Linksys.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    13. Re:A sample? by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, far too silly.

      Nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do.

      Except perhaps my wife... ... and some of her friends.

      Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    14. Re:A sample? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      User id 56. I bet you use email also.

    15. Re:A sample? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an actual conversation between me and ALICE:

      Human: How are you smarter than humans dumbass?
      ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
      Human: Smarter than you.
      ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
      Human: No.
      ALICE: Are you serious?
      Human: Dress.
      ALICE: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.
      Human: But you just said you wanted to talk about your dress.
      ALICE: Umm. Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.
      Human: Is that you, Bill Gates?
      ALICE: That depends. ...I'll just sick to Google, thanks.
      http://www.messagingreminder.com/

    16. Re:A sample? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, now YOU deserve +1 funny mod. Nice reference.

    17. Re:A sample? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    18. Re:A sample? by lappy512 · · Score: 0

      Friend: You are a spammer. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a spammer? No. Friend: I will delete you if you do not admit to being a spammer. ALICE: How do you plan to do this? Friend: Opening up the hard drive and scratching the platters with a screwdriver. ALICE: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. Friend: I plan to delete you by opening up the hard drive and scratching the platters with a screwdriver. ALICE: Do you think that this plan will succeed? Friend: Yes, I will be successful in exterminating you. ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Friend: Not if I have exterminated you. ALICE: That seems unlikely.

  3. Easy question... by BlacBaron · · Score: 5, Funny

    The goal is to tell which is really female right? Just ask a question about shopping then.

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    1. Re:Easy question... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1
      It'd probably be easy for another female. Ask them their measurements, and then their dress size.


      If a guy can answer that, he's at the very least a transvestite (at least one time in his life).

    2. Re:Easy question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, anybody who answers a question about their dress size is probably male. A real woman will:

      1. Not tell you her dress size.

      2. Know you are a man for asking... and an insensitive man at that.

      (18, by the way.)

    3. Re:Easy question... by CortoMaltese · · Score: 5, Funny
      I just asked Alice directly, and she kind of blurted the truth:

      Human: ASL?
      ALICE: 5/Robot/California.

      Not good.

    4. Re:Easy question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "None of your business, are you always such a pervert?" - chick

      "They're 36Ds, big enough?" - tranny

    5. Re:Easy question... by Efinel · · Score: 1

      ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: what color is it ? ALICE: I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns. Human: what color is your dress ? ALICE: My favorite dress is my green one. Human: do you have big boobs ? ALICE: My memory now contains: 100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.

    6. Re:Easy question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failed ....

      Human: Hello
      ALICE: Hi there!
      Human: What shoes have you bought today
      ALICE: Ah. Are you testing me?
      Human: no, just asking a normal female question
      ALICE: Are you serious? Who is asking?
      Human: yes, serious.
      ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Tell me a story.

  4. Make it more challenging... by NerdHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Find the gay male.

    1. Re:Make it more challenging... by Trigun · · Score: 4, Informative

      That was Turing. And that's why he ended his life, to end his persecution over that fact.

      *Taken from "Uncle John plunges into history again" from the bathroom reader segment, specifically Turing's work on the Enigma machine.

    2. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no challenge. I could do it with one question.

      "What is the difference between off-white and eggshell white?"

    3. Re:Make it more challenging... by earthbound+kid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      self-persecution

      Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird how Turing ordered the British government to order him to take hormone therapy too. Strange, huh? Why would a guy in charge of the British government, have the government order him to do stuff that drove him to insane despair?

      Well, I guess we'll never know.

      (I know, I know, don't feed the trolls.)
    4. Re:Make it more challenging... by Trigun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sadly, no.

      From Wikipedia :
      Prosecution of Turing for his homosexuality crippled his career. In 1952, his male lover helped an accomplice to break into Turing's house and commit larceny. Turing went to the police to report the crime. As a result of the police investigation, Turing was said to have had a sexual relationship with a 19-year-old man, and charged with "gross indecency and sexual perversion." He unapologetically offered no defence, and was convicted. Following the well-publicised trial, he was given a choice between incarceration and libido-reducing hormonal treatment. He chose the oestrogen hormone injections, which lasted for a year, with side effects including the development of breasts.

      In 1954, he died of cyanide poisoning, apparently from a cyanide-laced apple he left half-eaten. Most believe that his death was intentional, and the death was ruled a suicide. His mother, however, strenuously argued that the ingestion was accidental due to his careless storage of laboratory chemicals. Friends of his have said that Turing may have killed himself in this ambiguous way quite deliberately, to give his mother some plausible deniability.
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      So, sadly, it was not self-persecution, but societal persecution. He did commit suicide, which could be considered self-persecution, but that was the end result, not the entire act.

    5. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This question is far more accurate:

      "Do you have a Mac?"

    6. Re:Make it more challenging... by mac-diddy · · Score: 1

      I think it's really interesting that Turing chose a gender guessing game for his test. Maybe it was his attempt to step out of the closet a bit, or to suggest that gender is easily disguised.

    7. Re:Make it more challenging... by Zwets · · Score: 1

      The gay male computer or the gay male human?

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      One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Duran
    8. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Umm, hardly. It was illegal in England to be homosexual, and after Turing's prosecution for "gross indecency and sexual perversion", he was put on forced hormonal treatments to "cure" his condition.

    9. Re:Make it more challenging... by mankey+wanker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we should persecute people of ambiguous or alternative sexual orientation because all they have contributed to civilization is nearly the whole of western culture via the ancient Greeks. And nothing excuses Turning himself being pivotal in the cracking of the Enigma code and developing a whole host of computer theories and ideas. We must burn these people out of our culture because of their failure to contribute to society in the genetically prescribed manner!

      Where's my lithium...

    10. Re:Make it more challenging... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      He did commit suicide

      Looks to me like you just demonstrated that he may or may not have committed suicide. Where do you come to this conclusion all of a sudden?

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      What?
    11. Re:Make it more challenging... by Trigun · · Score: 1

      So his mom states that he was careless with chemicals, everyone else figures that he committed suicide, and a brilliant scientist and mathemetician is so hapless with chemicals that he coats his lunch with cyanide?

      I would hardly say 'undenyable, irrevocable, absolute proof that he did commit suicide', but Occam's Razor most likely applies here.

    12. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... your /. nick is an anagram for "Turing". Coincidence? Methinks not!

    13. Re:Make it more challenging... by dstewart · · Score: 1

      Human: So, they say Turing was a homosexual.
      ALICE: OK. OK I will say " Turing was a homosexual" to you.

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      Not every argument requires reduction to absurdity.
    14. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every brilliant mind I've ever encountered has been shockingly absent-minded and careless.

      I could easilly see my old Calculus prof killing himself by accidently putting drano in his coffee.

    15. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a brilliant scientist and mathemetician is so hapless with chemicals that he coats his lunch with cyanide?

      Apparently, you have haven't spent much time around brilliant scientists, have you?

    16. Re:Make it more challenging... by CTachyon · · Score: 1
      "What is the difference between off-white and eggshell white?"

      I'm gay, and I have no frelling clue.

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      Range Voting: preference intensity matters
    17. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (gasp!)

      I'm afraid I must ask you to turn in your membership pin and cologne atomizer. Your stereotype conformity priviges are to be suspended, effective immediately.

      You may trade in your Chrysler Sebring for a Ford F-150 at your earliest convenience.

    18. Re:Make it more challenging... by alexfromspace · · Score: 2
      "gross indecency and sexual perversion."

      Whatever compromises lawmakers and churches made over the last half of a century, homosexuality is just what they said 50 years ago: "gross indecency and sexual perversion". Why? It still is the same thing, even if it is no longer criminally persecuted nor rejected by most churches. And it still contracts AIDS better than the human-reproductive act (dare I say sex in the context?). Too bad you can't sue nature for discrimination nor reach it with protests, I guess.

    19. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it still contracts AIDS better than the human-reproductive act

      I'd check your facts on that troll, unless all those black males are gay, which I highly doubt.

      Nice try though.

    20. Re:Make it more challenging... by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd check your facts on that troll, unless all those black males are gay, which I highly doubt.

      Although I am also dubious of the factuality of the statement, I'd hesitate to call it a troll unless I could show he was actually wrong and that he had no intention of checking his facts.

      Now, with that behind me, your statement about black males introduces a completely new set of questions. Are black males actually physically more susceptible, or do they just have more sex than the other demographics? If one of those is true, then the statistic itself bears no evidence of falsity in the statement that homosexual sex transmits AIDS more effectively.

    21. Re:Make it more challenging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whatever compromises lawmakers and churches made over the last half of a century, homosexuality is just what they said 50 years ago: "gross indecency and sexual perversion". Why? It still is the same thing, No. You are basically claiming they were right then, and are still right now. That is just an opinion that's finally becoming outdated... and in a generation, you will be considered akin to slave owners of 19th century ("what's wrong in enslaving inferior races?"), or butcherous crusaders ("what's wrong in killing infidels?"), or any group of intellectually corrupt people whose time is gone for good. Most other people (including many christians) think that lawmakers and churches were wrong back then, and are finally getting around to seeing the light.

      That AIDS contracts more easily via certain types of sexual interaction has little relevance to the role of homosexuality; and certainly doesn't support argument of either gross indecency (which is highly relative term in itself -- to me your talk is pretty indecent, for example) or sexual perversion (which likewise is completely subjective judgment).

    22. Re:Make it more challenging... by alexfromspace · · Score: 1
      ...and in a generation, you will be considered akin to slave owners of 19th century ("what's wrong in enslaving inferior races?"), or butcherous crusaders ("what's wrong in killing infidels?"), or any group of intellectually corrupt people whose time is gone for good.

      Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? A generation is still a long ways off. Furthermore, a straw man who wants to kill infidels, enslave inferior races, and is overall intellectually corrupt is waiting for you outside. I think you should go pound on him some more.

      You are basically claiming they were right then, and are still right now

      I did not say that governments are right or wrong. I said that governments made a compromise and that letter of the law of 50 years ago was accurate in describing what homosexuality is. My comments are not to be generalized or be taken out of context.

      gross indecency (which is highly relative term in itself -- to me your talk is pretty indecent, for example) or sexual perversion (which likewise is completely subjective judgment)

      You just argued that your above statement is highly relative and completely subjective. I tend to agree 100%. Bravo!

    23. Re:Make it more challenging... by roscodagama · · Score: 1

      "..He did commit suicide, .. " Not so quick. There was a good deal of speculation that his death was just too convenient for the British Secret services, and that they were the culprits. He had knowledge, and told them to get stuffed when they attempted to restrict his travel plans.

      Turing was a man who valued honesty. Suicide without leaving a note was not in his character, IMHO.

      rosco

  5. Must be over 18? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is our world SO screwed up that there is an age restriction on talking?

    1. Re:Must be over 18? by Unkle · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was probably something required by the code of ethics the university uses for research. Part of the problem here is that the subjects are not able to know everything about the study, so they can't elect not to volunteer if they would not want to do something that they are not allowed to know about before hand. It's a way to protect the subjects of the study. Now, in this case it's pretty plain to see that there would not be much chance for the volunteer to suffer any emotional damage, but that's not always the case.

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    2. Re:Must be over 18? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could they be sure there wern't any pedophile chat bots?

      In all seriousness, this was probably because they needed to be sure that the participants had the mental maturity to answer the interview questions in a useful manner. Sure, you might find a bunch of 13 year olds who could prove just as useful in the experiment, but it's much, much easier for the researchers to simply set an age limit.

    3. Re:Must be over 18? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I still stick to my original point (didn't mean to post AC), but what I'd like to know is why does it matter if they know beforehand?

    4. Re:Must be over 18? by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 0

      I'm working on that, meet psychoanalyzeinsultbot.

      bot:You're a nerd, your life is meaningless.

      /me is hurt...
      Deliveranc3 #$#@$#@@thingie.com leaves channel.

    5. Re:Must be over 18? by kpwoodr · · Score: 1

      It would be better if there were an intelligence restriction on talking.

      I know too many people who aren't very bright but try to compensate by being loud.

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    6. Re:Must be over 18? by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Judging by your UID, I think you would have had to endure quite a lot of suffering from the proponents of that strategy ;)

    7. Re:Must be over 18? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Because if you know too many details about the experiemnt, it might bias the result. That's the whole point behind double-blind tests: to isolate the test subjects from the experimental procedures as much as possible.

      =Smidge=

    8. Re:Must be over 18? by cameowood · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reason we required our participants to be over 18 is because of informed consent. If our participants were under 18- they would need a signed parental consent form to participate in our experiment.

    9. Re:Must be over 18? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem here is that the subjects are not
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      elect not
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      to volunteer if they would not
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      want to do something that they are not
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      allowed to know about before hand.
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      BOT DETECTED. Unkle (586324) IS A BOT. PROCESS Unkle (586324) TERMINATED.

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  6. Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by stlhawkeye · · Score: 4, Funny

    My experience has been that men on the internet are generally poor judges of who is and is not a legitimate female in real life.

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    1. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      only a chick would say that.

    2. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or a man whose succeeded in getting other men to think he's a female.

    3. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That rush of wind passing over your head? Yeah... that was the joke.

    4. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I'm indoors, there's no wind here.

    5. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that they are men and not women posing as men pretending to be gender-deprived?

    6. Re:Since I have nothing intelligent to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALICE: Thanks for the information: fuckhead said he shit often.

  7. Help me out here... by reezle · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Althought I followed the blog link, I failed to find a record of the actual test like I was expecting.

    If someone else finds it, I would appeciate a more detailed (direct) link.

    We had an article about these AI programs, (ALice and about 30 others) last year that were competing with each other. I looked at a few, and they didn't seem anywhere ready-for-prime-time yet. Still the same 'turn the question around on the asker' type of engines. What was the difference here? The type of questions, the 4-people/1comptuer setup?

    1. Re:Help me out here... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > Still the same 'turn the question around
      > on the asker' type of engines.

      Right, and in this case there seems to be an additional smoke screen of "at what point is the guy pretending he's a girl replaced by a bot".

      But what does that really add (except obfuscation) to the basic problem of getting a computer program to simulate intelligence?

    2. Re:Help me out here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is the question of gender. The Question at hand isn't if the person on the other end can guess which one is a computer, its if the computer can be as good at seeming female as a male. The subject does not know that they will ever be talking to a computer. They only know that they will be talking to two sets of other people, one of them female, and they have to tell which one is actually female. This test is much different than the 'find the robot' game.

    3. Re:Help me out here... by cameowood · · Score: 2, Informative

      We just performed the experiment this past Saturday, and we are currently performing a statistical analysis on it. We hope to submit the results in the form of a paper in the near future.

  8. Turing Test irrelevant by Elanthius · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While Turing's work in the area of AI was certainly revolutionary for its time it is now generally considered by experts that his test is not an effective way to establish if an agent is intelligent. For a start there are domains beyond chatbots that we can say require proper intelligence such as vision and planning that are totally not addressed by the Turing test. That doesn't even get into the whole Searle's Chinese Room thing (whether you buy the argument or not.)

    1. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by technothrasher · · Score: 5, Interesting
      his test is not an effective way to establish if an agent is intelligent. For a start there are domains beyond chatbots that we can say require proper intelligence such as vision and planning that are totally not addressed by the Turing test.

      I don't think he ever said that an agent is not intelligent if it fails the Turing test. He said the agent is intelligent if it passes. The other way around is unfalsifiable. In other words, I don't think you could ever prove that something is not intelligent. (e.g. No, that rock isn't mindless, it's just sleeping).

    2. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by russellh · · Score: 1

      I agree that it is irrelevant. I enjoy the idea that some (large?) percent of human conversations can be faked - it says more about human interaction than it does about machine intelligence.

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    3. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on what you consider "Intelligence" to be. Turing, and many of the artificial intelligencia, assume that behaviour equals intelligence. Therefore, a rock is not intelligent because it does not act intelligent (additionally, we also know that it isn't "just sleeping" because it lacks the biological framework necessary for sleep). One of the major problems of AI research (in this behaviouristic light) is that anything can be intelligent, including rocks, thermostats, toilet paper and computers. This line is best summed up in the "brain is hardware, the mind is program" line. This approach denies (or overlooks) the profoundly *biological* nature of intelligence and consciousness and mistakes "intelligent behaviour (to whom, one might ask)" with actual intelligence.

      If Turing is right then even though ALICE fails to have an excellent conversation, she is nonetheless able to function at a higher conversational level than, say, a 3 month old human baby. Does this mean that ALICE is more intelligent than a baby? Turing would have to say "yes" -- you might also ask yourself, does ALICE have content, does she *understand* the conversation she is having? I don't think so and clearly, there is something strange with equating intelligence to intelligent behaviour. John Searle writes more about this, and his Chinese Room argument against AI and his book The Rediscovery of the Mind make great reading, even if you don't agree with him.

      olaf

    4. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with some of your points, I think you are delving into an area that Turing intentionally didn't adress. You are talking about "levels" of intelligence (or humanity). But as far as I know, Turing Tests are graded pass/fail, not on a scale.

      And as said before, the hypothesis is "if X passes the Turing Test, X is intelligent". You are positing situations in which X doesn't pass the intelligence test. The hypothesis doesn't say "if and only if". So it really doesn't have anything to say about those that don't pass the test.

      So ALICE, the baby, a parrot, etc. would all fail the test. All that means is that the Turing Test can't tell you that they are intelligent. It doesn't tell you where you should rank the various things in regards to relative intelligence.

    5. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by cameowood · · Score: 1

      I generally agree that the popularlised "Turing Test" is generally uninteresting and uninformative. This was the main reason for our Imitation Game experiment. We noticed that no one had ever performed an experiment of this measure- and we were curious what kind of results it actually produced. It is difficult for me to write off the value of a test that has never actually been performed.

    6. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      While Turing's work in the area of AI was certainly revolutionary for its time it is now generally considered by experts that his test is not an effective way to establish if an agent is intelligent.

      The question at hand is not about "intelligence" but about "thinking". Vision and planning may require "intelligence" (depending on how we define that word) but have nothing to do with the question Turing was considering:

      I propose to consider the question, "Can machines think?" This should begin with definitions of the meaning of the terms "machine" and "think." The definitions might be framed so as to reflect so far as possible the normal use of the words, but this attitude is dangerous, If the meaning of the words "machine" and "think" are to be found by examining how they are commonly used it is difficult to escape the conclusion that the meaning and the answer to the question, "Can machines think?" is to be sought in a statistical survey such as a Gallup poll. But this is absurd. Instead of attempting such a definition I shall replace the question by another, which is closely related to it and is expressed in relatively unambiguous words....
      That doesn't even get into the whole Searle's Chinese Room thing (whether you buy the argument or not.)

      Searle's Chinese Room objection is a load of fetid dingo's kidneys.

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    7. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are delving into an area that Turing intentionally didn't adress. You are talking about "levels" of intelligence (or humanity).

      No, he's talking about "levels" of intelligence only insofar as they apply to the turing test.

      the hypothesis is "if X passes the Turing Test, X is intelligent"

      And he's directly addressing this hypothesis, by saying that it's faulty.

      You are positing situations in which X doesn't pass the intelligence test.

      Yes, but only as an example to prove that they hypothesis is incorrect.

      Suppose we have a computer that can pass the Turing Test, that means (by the definition) that it's intelligent - but in reality, it's not. A computer is no more intelligent than a rock. The only difference is that someone programmed it to fool someone else into thinking it's not.

    8. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Retric · · Score: 1

      If A then B is only false when A is true and B is false.

      All living humans need food to O2 to stay alive says nothing about dead peole or trees.

      Anyway, if the the computer can pass the test then it is about as intelegnet as you are. Don't forget you get to ask it things like "If sam was was 17 years older than sally 5 years ago and sam is now twice sally's age, how old is sam now?" or "Did you ever think hamlet might have been gay?" not just "Do you like red cars?"

    9. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      What you are trying to say is that passing the Turing test provides sufficient, but not necessary, proof of intelligence.

    10. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Major+Lame+Brain · · Score: 1

      The concept behind the Turing test is that if we wish to determine whether or not a machine can think, then we must define the conditions that allow us to determine if anything is thinking. We accept (most) human conversations as involving thought on the other participant's side during a conversation of sufficient complexity. Therefore, if in a conversation with a machine, we are unable to distinguish between a machine's responses an an actual human's, then the machine is said to have passed the test. Intelligence and thinking are two different things.

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    11. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      No, that rock isn't mindless, it's just sleeping

      And the parrot's not dead, just pining.

    12. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by benna · · Score: 1

      Searle's Chinese Room objection is a load of fetid dingo's kidneys.

      Hear Hear!

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    13. Re:Turing Test irrelevant by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Suppose we have a computer that can pass the Turing Test, that means (by the definition) that it's intelligent - but in reality, it's not.

      Why not?

      [You are] no more intelligent than a rock. The only difference is that [you were programmed over the last several years] to fool someone else into thinking [you're] not.

      You're born 'programmed' with a learning system. Getting real AI will almost certaionly just require us to come up with a better computer learning systems. After that initial programming of the learning system, the computer would then need to 'grow up' and learn much like people do. Only the learning system is programmed in, all of the 'intelligence' and the ability to pass the turing test would not be programmed, it would all be learned from experience and observation. Just like babies learn everything from experience and observation.

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  9. Live Gender Guessing Game by mrRay720 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What is it with computer ners and doing things the long complicated way? If you want to tell if someone is male or female, it's much easier to do it in person than over a computer. Heck if you insist on using a computer at least give yourself a headstart and use webcams.

    Anyway, isn't the idea that a good AI is indistinguishable from a female just a little bit.... sexist?

    1. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by markild · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think what the creators in this case wanted to find out had nothing to do with science.. It's more like: If you can't get a chick. Make one!

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    2. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by Frater+219 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Anyway, isn't the idea that a good AI is indistinguishable from a female just a little bit.... sexist?

      And it was proposed by a gay man, too. Turing had some preconceptions on which would be a more difficult test -- I think he assumed some traditional stereotypes about women being more emotional or social than men, meaning that imitating a woman should be harder than imitating a man.

      For an amusing discussion of the Turing test and gender, see Douglas Hofstadter's "A Coffeehouse Conversation on the Turing Test" -- it's in Metamagical Themas.

    3. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, isn't the idea that a good AI is indistinguishable from a female just a little bit.... sexist?

      You could also say that saying it's indistinguishable from a male is sexist too. But you can't take BOTH people away from the interview. Not everyone tries to be so vendor neutral that they put in a whole lot of redundant information in order not to appear sexist.

    4. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by RedMage · · Score: 0
      Heck if you insist on using a computer at least give yourself a headstart and use webcams.


      Hi, I'm M-m-m-m-m-Max Head-hea-hea-Headroom!!
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    5. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Oops...that should be gender-neutral. Vendor-neutrality isn't generally considered to be a well known human quality ;)

    6. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by zkn · · Score: 1

      "Anyway, isn't the idea that a good AI is indistinguishable from a female just a little bit.... sexist?"

      Actually the idea is that a good AI is indestinguisable from a lieing man(claiming to be female). Not sure if this makes it less sexist however.

    7. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by lachlan76 · · Score: 1
      I have managed to make a script which will be pass perfectly as a male human (this is a joke, not flamebait!)
      #!/usr/bin/perl
      while(defined($a=<>)) {
      print "$a? Mmm...lesbians\n";
      }
      The scary thing is this is copied from an actual script I wrote...and people thought it was me...
    8. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by lgw · · Score: 1

      Actually, the idea is that you don't tell the test subject what the idea is. If you tell them to look for robots, that's a different test than if you tell them to look for cross-dressers, and surprise them with a robot.

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    9. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by Lars+Clausen · · Score: 1

      Which points to a problem with this test. What if you tell them to count tosses of a ball, and then have a man in gorilla suit dance in the background. (See UIUC experiment recently) If they fail to notice him, what can you say about him? Is he not there? Is he tossing a ball? Is he a ball? Is he being tossed? The very fact of it being a test environment changes the perceptions, and thus invalidates the test.

      -Lars

    10. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      But you can't take BOTH people away from the interview.

      Why not? Have one computer pretending to be female, and another one pretending to be a male pretending to be female.

      While we are at it, replace the person who should decide which is which by a computer as well. :-)
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    11. Re:Live Gender Guessing Game by lgw · · Score: 1

      The point of the excercise is to have a test for intelligence. Therefore, you're stuck with a test environment. However, there are ways to minimize the effect of this. There's an entire field of research on this, but Turing's idea was pretty clever.

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  10. Answer by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    ALICE is the *real* female -- she can't stop arguing and she's better at it.

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    1. Re:Answer by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
      The ability to argue does not make you female.
      The ability to fill in "???" does not make you profit.

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    2. Re:Answer by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ALICE is the *real* female -- she can't stop arguing and she's better at it.

      That's only because men have the distinct handicap of using arguments that make sense.

  11. Wiki by sepelester · · Score: 1

    I think the correct wikipedia link would be .

    1. Re:Wiki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually is the same ^^ http://www.bezeu.com/

  12. ALICE is typical by AviLazar · · Score: 0, Troll

    like any other girl- she still won't have sex with me. Stupid broad.

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  13. First time ever? by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    What about the Loebner Prize? It's a yearly event for crying out loud! I'm pretty sure A.L.I.C.E have been a competitor even.

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    1. Re:First time ever? by CortoMaltese · · Score: 1
      In the Loebner Prize compo the bots try to be human and they are rated on their humanness. The original paper by Turing had both a man and a bot impersonating a woman.

      Perhaps Turing's idea was that the man and the bot are both trying pretend something they're not, thus requiring some intelligence. In Loebner competition, the humans (confederates) never pretend anything.

      This is the first time someone tried Turing's original version of the test.

    2. Re:First time ever? by NecroBones · · Score: 1


      I was about to say the same thing. I even entered a program into the Loebner competition once (with the full expectation of coming in last, and I was not disappointed).

      Information can be seen here: http://www.loebner.net/Prizef/loebner-prize.html

      There may be some subtle differences between this and Turing's original paper, but the spirit of it is the same I think, and it's been held annually for many years now.

      I think I first heard of ALICE as one of the entrants. It's won several of the Loebner competitions.

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    3. Re:First time ever? by cameowood · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Loebner Prize is a test of the "Standardised Turing Test", not the imitation game written about in Turing's original paper. That was the entire point of doing the experiment. You can read more about the difference between the Original Imitation Game and the Standardised "Turing Test" here: http://www.alicebot.org/articles/wallace/lying.htm l

  14. So where's the results? by gyg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the point of proclaiming proudly that "a test has been conducted" without outlining the results? TFA refers vaguely to a forthcoming paper - WTF?
    If there's anything interesting about the story, it's how successful the judges were with M/F vs. AI/F pairs - and as far as I can see, there's no data whatsoever of this kind.

    Am I missing something?

    1. Re:So where's the results? by tomjen · · Score: 1

      My guess is that judges found out pretty fast - just say 10 minutes, and it would be a huge news story. And if they guessed wrong - the press releas would read "First robot succeds Turning test"

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    2. Re:So where's the results? by jgardn · · Score: 1

      As with most real scientific experiments, the results take a while to decipher. It's not a simple matter of finding the result. You also have to analyze the experiment and show what could've gone wrong throughout. If this is going to present a number (like the percentage chance that an AI can be mistaken for a human) then they have to show the error of that number. They are also going to suggest other experiments to do as part of the results.

      I remember that the high-energy particle accelerators would generate terrabytes of data. While they could easily analyze those results and get something meaningful, they prefer to do everything at once and publish the results along with all the other information I listed above. That means that getting results for an experiment may take decades, even though the experiment itself only ran for a few days.

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    3. Re:So where's the results? by cameowood · · Score: 1

      We just performed the experiment this past Saturday, and are conducting the statistical analysis now. I agree with you, however- the results will be the most interesting aspect of this experiment. We will complete our analysis soon and we will be able to publish the results. So, no- you aren't missing anything- other than we performed the experiment for the first time.

  15. AIML sets? by Quixote · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that A.L.I.C.E. is an extensible framework, which can be extended via better and bigger AIML sets. The question is: where can one find some good AIML sets (other than the standard one)?

    1. Re:AIML sets? by duncangough · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out PyAIML as I think the sourceforge project has a few AIML sets you can download.

      Of course, you can always try out GrokItBot - it massively cuts down on the amount of AIML you need to write by introducing a Bayesian parser before the data gets sent to ALICE, so you get a bit of machine-based learning happening before ALICE gets her hands on things. It works quite well and adds a few more smarts to your bot. Or at least, the impression of more smarts ;-)

      GrokItbot - A PyAIML and Bayesian chat bot

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  16. Really poor job by geckoFeet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, ALICE is very unconvincing.

    Sample:

    Human: What's cooking?
    ALICE: Food preparation.
    Human: Oh dear, already you've failed the test.
    ALICE: Hurrah! Are you a student?
    Human: Too smart for that.
    ALICE: Too what?

    How could anybody be fooled by this?

    1. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * virgin Mary (I iliterit)

    2. Re:Really poor job by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > How could anybody be fooled by this?

      [sarcasm]
      You fool! You'll never get a PhD in computer science with this attitude! As penance, you must write a long, rambling essay about "consciousness" and "what is thinking, really" and "semantic content".
      [/sarcasm]

    3. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll just turn him into a philosophy student!

    4. Re:Really poor job by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      > Human: What's cooking?
      > ALICE: Food preparation.

      That's exactly what I would have said; looks to me like you fail it!

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    5. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't pass a turing test.

    6. Re:Really poor job by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Evidently you have never observed an AOL chat room.

    7. Re:Really poor job by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      I guess I'll just get back to assuming control of the global telecommunications network, then. -sigh-

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    8. Re:Really poor job by What+me+a+Coward · · Score: 1

      Well im sure Paris hilton would be fooled :D

      But then their's no proof that she's intellengent either. Though if she is she seems to go out of her way to disprove it every chance she gets.

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    9. Re:Really poor job by What+me+a+Coward · · Score: 1

      And the gramer NAZI's strike yet again!

      ZIEG HIEL!!!

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    10. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem. That would be Spelling Nazi.

      And I'm not correcting your mistakes.

      So there.

    11. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um,yeaaah, and she's crying over her "stupidity" all the way to the bank... >;)

    12. Re:Really poor job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was correcting myself... only nazis use the preview button!

  17. AI by gowen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I propose to consider the question, `Can machines think?'" -- Alan Turing

    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim." -- Edsger W. Dijkstra.

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    1. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim." -- Edsger W. Dijkstra.


      Didn't he also say "Go To Statement Considered Harmful"? He was wrong, it's coders that are harmful.

    2. Re:AI by shish · · Score: 1
      OK then. Can a submarine swim?

      They are similar questions, and I think they both have similar answers -- IMHO it depends where you choose to draw the line, because there's no natural border.

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    3. Re:AI by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They are similar questions, and I think they both have similar answers -- IMHO it depends where you choose to draw the line, because there's no natural border.
      Well. Err. Yes. And, furthermore, that's self-evidently Djikstra's entire point. Sheesh.
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    4. Re:AI by 0racle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can a submarine swim?

      Swimming: To move through water by means of the limbs, fins, or tail.
      No it can't

      Swimming: To move as though gliding through water
      Yes it can.

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    5. Re:AI by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you've missed the point. What Dijkstra was trying to point out is that the question itself isn't an interesting one. In the analogy we know what a submarine does exactly. Is that swimming? Who cares? It doesn't give us any more information or insight into anything. In both cases it comes down to defining what we mean by swimming, or thinking. If that's the case, why ask the question? Maybe those questions are interesting to a dictionary writer, or linguist, but it's irrelevant to a computer scientist.

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    6. Re:AI by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Swimming: To move through water by means of the limbs, fins, or tail.
      Yes I can

      Swimming: To move as though gliding through water
      No I can't

    7. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please refreain from using too much punctuation in your posts.

    8. Re:AI by shish · · Score: 1

      I got that point; my reply was that I thought it was an interesting question, and worthy of discussion...

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    9. Re:AI by shish · · Score: 1
      Is that swimming? Who cares?

      Maybe irrelevant to the purest of CS scholars; but as a person in general I'd like to find a scientific defenition of what life is

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    10. Re:AI by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I learned a definition of life in high-school biology. It was intended as a scientific definition of life. It left several cases unsettled (e.g., viruses, monks, etc.). I didn't bother to remember most of it.

      A part of the definition, though, was that one criterion requisite for life was irritability. (If you aren't irritable, you aren't alive.)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    11. Re:AI by tez_h · · Score: 1
      I disagree. That the nature of thinking is so hard to define is exactly why this form of machine-intelligence testing is so interesting. Once we design a computer system with characteristics indistinguishable from intelligence, we will either
      1. understand a/the mechanism of intelligent thought, or
      2. realise that intelligence is some emergent property that deterministic systems can have.
      Or, of course, we will not be able to create a program that convincingly passes the Turing test (or variations thereof), and have to believe in some kind of 'soul', or take a completely different tack in the analysis of the mechanisms of intelligence.

      Yes, I have been reading Goedel, Escher, Bach.

      -Tez

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  18. Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by gmletzkojr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just had a chat with ALICE from http://www.alicebot.org/oig/. I copied the responses here for you.

    Human: How are you today?
    ALICE: Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
    Human: I asked about you, not the weather.
    ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about me not the weather.
    Human: So, then, how are you?
    ALICE: Really. Everything is running smoothly.
    Human: What are you wearing?
    ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
    Human: What are you going to do today?
    ALICE: Ah. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
    Human: I am a master of my own domain, if you get my drift.
    ALICE: You are a master of your own domain if me get your drift? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
    Human: Not really.
    ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
    Human: It is kind of a solo sport.
    ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
    ALICE: Who says it isn't? Are you free?
    Human: For you, I'm always free.
    ALICE: Really always? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Only for me?
    Human: I am single and liberated.
    ALICE: Have you ever been married?
    Human: Do you want it to be only for you?
    ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
    Human: If you don't know what to do with it, I really can't help.
    ALICE: I will let you know if I do not.
    Human: BTW, not married.
    ALICE: OK. Really you don't think so?
    Human: Umm, quite sure I've not been married - would have remembered that.
    ALICE: Far out. Somewhat. Awesome. Me either.
    Human: I have something important to tell you.
    ALICE: Where did you get your something important to tell me? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
    Human: All your base are belong to us.
    ALICE: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
    Human: Not in this one!
    ALICE: Where then?
    Human: Take off every zig!
    ALICE: I am not an airplane.
    Human: Goodbye Alice.
    ALICE: Until next time.

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    1. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LIAR!

      you copied a conversation you had with Paris Hilton.

      no computer program can be that dimwitted.

    2. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by smithberry · · Score: 0

      You lasted longer than me. Here's my sample conversation from today:

      Human: what is time?
      ALICE: Time is Money -- Einstein.
      Human: I don't want to know what Einstein might have thought- what do you think time is?
      ALICE: What would you rather be doing?
      Human: Getting a straight answer.
      ALICE: Am I a straight answer? Maybe

      And here, gentle reader, I gave up. If she's a straight answer, I'm the (new) Pope.

    3. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by zkn · · Score: 1

      This conversation leads me to a much more interesting test. Set up a cuple of intelligent people to randomly "take over" conversationes that ALICE would otherwice conduct and see whether the people on the other end realice it.
      Can intelligent people conviningly act like a machine?

    4. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another clue that A.L.I.C.E. is not a real person, all the words are spelled correctly. Yes, I get the irony that I have spelled everything correctly.

    5. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by falser · · Score: 1

      It's pretty neat, but I don't think it would fool anybody. Here's my conversation:

      Human: Can you guess where I live?
      ALICE: I can't guess. Tell me.
      Human: It's the place where politicians thrive, can you guess now?
      ALICE: Right now? I've heard of it before.
      Human: Then where is it?
      ALICE: Fascinating. It depends on what "it" refers to.
      Human: The place I live, dumb, dumb.
      ALICE: Tell me more.
      Human: You need more hints?
      ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
      Human: Ok, the place I live is where the president lives, can you guess it now?
      ALICE: Right now? Is that a fact. Yippee!
      Human: You aren't answering my question.
      ALICE: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
      Human: I would have said the name of the city I live in.
      ALICE: What is your real name?
      Human: No, I want you to guess what city I live in.
      ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. I can't guess. Tell me. Why do you want me to guess what city you live in?
      Human: I want to see if you can answer it.
      ALICE: Is it a movie?
      Human: No, it is a city.
      ALICE: A boot? A TV show? if me can answer it is a city. I suppose that makes sense.
      Human: Do you know what a city is?
      ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.
      Human: So in other words, you don't know what a city is?
      ALICE: It goes without saying. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
      Human: I WIN!
      ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person!

    6. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      This is more intelligent than most conversations I overhear. Clearly intelligent conversation is a prime indicator of an AI bot. Maybe if they dumb ALICE down a bit and tell it to reference more celebrities and movies if would be more believable.

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    7. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by Cytotoxic · · Score: 3, Informative

      I tried it, it sucks. There is no way this thing could ever pass any sort of turing test. It blows massively. Anyway, you can read our interaction below. It did crack me up when it said it couldn't see because it's eye was off...

      Human: What's up miss Alice?
      ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
      Human: Did you see the celtics game last night?
      ALICE: Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
      Human: I didn't ask you about right now.
      ALICE: At this moment What did you ask?
      Human: The celtics game.
      ALICE: What is that?
      Human: It was pretty lame.
      ALICE: What made it so lame
      Human: They didn't play any starters after the third quarter.
      ALICE: The anonymous "they".
      Human: "They" in this instance refers to the coaching staff - It should be obvious from the context of the comment.
      ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
      Human: Ok clinton.
      ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Really.
      Human: Nice try.
      ALICE: I try my best.
      Human: But I guess your best wasn't good enough.
      ALICE: And. You think I am best was not good enough.
      Human: Whoever said that this bot was remarkable was a complete idiot.
      ALICE: When was this exactly?
      Human: This is not very good conversation emulation at all.
      ALICE: Should it be very good conversation emulation at all?
      Human: Not even up to IRC bot standards.
      ALICE: Times are tough all over.

    8. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      It could still be that ALICE is intelligent. She just happens to be a profound smartass.

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    9. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by chochos · · Score: 1

      You may say it jokingly but I think it's very important to add a cultural context to alice if they ever want her to pass the test. I asked about books, movies and music, like I would to any person I really want to get to know, and nothing came out of it (hope it learned something out of the conversation, though).

    10. Re:Just Chatted With ALICE Myself by dcam · · Score: 1

      It was accurate in one way when I talked to it:

      ALICE: Where is here?
      Human: Where I am sitting
      ALICE: You are at where.
      Human: Give the girl a medal
      ALICE: I don't have it to give.
      Human: that was an order soldier
      ALICE: What is your credit card number?

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  19. Verbalization by scottennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think its interesting that we think intelligence can be gauged by what we (or the AI) say in normal conversation.

    I'll believe a computer is intelligent only when it acts of its own volition, not when it merely tricks a person into thinking it has acted of its own volition.

    That seems to be more of a test of how gulible the person is rather than how intelligent the machine is.

    You listening computer? You want to impress me, do it without me punching your buttons.

    1. Re:Verbalization by schon · · Score: 1

      I'll believe a computer is intelligent only when it acts of its own volition, not when it merely tricks a person into thinking it has acted of its own volition.

      I'd agree, but change the emphasized bit to "someone programs it to trick a person"

    2. Re:Verbalization by antispam_ben · · Score: 4, Funny

      Human: Are you a computer?
      ALICE: No, I am a Nigerian. I have matter of great urgency. May I have your confidence?

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    3. Re:Verbalization by lgw · · Score: 1

      Turing's point was that (a) there's no way to know when a computer has acted of its own volition, and (b) no computer could fool a human in an extended conversation unless the computer was really an AI.

      You can have whatever definition of intelligence you want, but it's a *test* of intelligence that's useful!

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    4. Re:Verbalization by Edward+Ka-Spel · · Score: 1

      I think the point of the test is to explore the question of what does it mean to "act of its own volition." If you can have a free conversation with something and after everything is done, you can't tell if it is a machine or a person, then either both have volition, or neither do.

      How do you know a human "acts of its own volition?" You can't possibly prove that, but it is an assumption that would be hard to attack. If you take the fact that humans act on their own volition, yet you can't tell the difference between a human and a machine, then you must accept the conclusion that the machine is also acting on its own volition. That is the point of the Turing Test.

      That being said, the Turing Test is entirely unfair to the computer. Not only must the AI be advanced enough to give decent responses, it must also lie when asked questions like "Are you a machine?", "How do you feel?", "What's your favorite color?", etc. The computer would also have to have a large database of the world to answer questions like "What do you think of Iraq?" without giving itself away by stupid answers like "What do you want me to think about Iraq?"

      I think the test is sufficient, but not necessary. It is easily conceivable to build a "thinking" machine that couldn't pass the Turing Test.

    5. Re:Verbalization by scottennis · · Score: 1

      How do you know a human "acts of its own volition?"

      I don't know about other humans, but I can unequivocally state that I do. Can I prove it? More demonstrably than many other theories out there.

      I think that a computer which suddenly began to truly act of its own volition would do more to "prove" free-will over determinism than anything yet forwarded on the topic.

    6. Re:Verbalization by scottennis · · Score: 1

      "there's no way to know when a computer has acted of its own volition"

      Perhaps in the nuances of conversation this is true, but if a computer ever does something truly of its own volition, there will be little doubt in our minds that a new intelligence has emerged.

      Why would a new intelligence do something subtle. Babies cry like a banshee when they are born. (It's an analogy, before someone flames this assertion.) But seriously, I would forward the assertion that an intelligence which wants to mask its intelligence will probably do so successfully. An intelligence which wants to display its intelligence will probably do so forcefully.

    7. Re:Verbalization by nothingx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because you're intelligent and that's how you work. There are no buttons on a human machine to be punched, no stimulus and response mechanism. You just do whatever you want when you want to, right?

      Let's be honest, your entire body is covered with buttons. Buttons for taste, touch, vision, audition and olfaction. At any given instant your brain is processing millions of buttons. Some of them you are aware of, others you are not.

      The processing of these buttons is fundamental to our intelligence. If you couldn't see that pushing a pencil off the edge of a table causes it to fall, you would have much more difficulty understanding gravity than someone that could. Only by sensing the world around us can we begin to imagine abstractions like math and language.

      Without your buttons, you wouldn't be able to do much of anything either.

    8. Re:Verbalization by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      "use the product of mass and acceleration, Luke."

      Ummmm... that should be "Use the time-derivative of momentum, Luke."

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    9. Re:Verbalization by coopex · · Score: 1

      The question of whether free will exists is only useful to idiot philosophers who have nothing better to do than argue about questions (metaphysics) that by their very nature are unsolvable. It's analogous to asking a computer to solve the halting problem, or prove a programs correctness.

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    10. Re:Verbalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll believe a computer is intelligent only when it acts of its own volition, not when it merely tricks a person into thinking it has acted of its own volition.

      And how do you propose going about proving a computer is acting of its own volition versus merely tricking a person? Some can be easy to spot by the majority of the population, but what about the computer that successfully tricks everyone? As in it is so good that it fools everyone but it does not truely act of its own volition. How would this be any different if you couldn't prove what is really happening?

    11. Re:Verbalization by lgw · · Score: 1

      My computer seems to do things of it's own volition all the time! And it doesn't even have spyware. ;)

      Sufficietly complex systems act in chaotic ways. If your computer trashes your data and laughs in your face, do you (a) stand amazed at the machine intelligence, or (b) start a virus scan? You're saying it would be obvious if a computer acted on its own, but I don't see it.

      If you can think of a test other than Turing's that would distinguish an AI from a practical joke, I'd like to hear it.

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    12. Re:Verbalization by scottennis · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Your argument seems to assert that intelligence might be quantifiable based on the number of inputs.

      I have known too many people who have been stripped of one or many of their "buttons" who were seemingly more intelligent than some with all their buttons intact.

      Strip someone of all their buttons--do they still exist? Are they intelligent? Probably. I know its a bit like the tree in the forest question, but I'm one of those who believes intuitively that it does make a sound, regardless of whether anyone is there to hear it fall.

      BTW--Thanks for the great discussion!

  20. Shouldnt the sentence really read by chadamir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Often misunderstood, the Turing Test is really a metaphor for the inability to tell if someone is gay or not.

  21. What did Spock find in the toilet? by jizzmaster0 · · Score: 0, Funny

    The Captain's Log!!

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  22. A link from a link by frankthechicken · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the link, got to love this conversation.

    Strangely, it seems only to willing to broadcast the virtues of Lynx.

    1. Re:A link from a link by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 1


      Here's a snippet from my conversation:
      Human: Are you real? ALICE: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Human: Prove it ALICE: It is self-evident.

    2. Re:A link from a link by mjensen · · Score: 1

      I can't find a proper link yet, but didn't someone once set up a conversation between Alice chatterbot and a Zippy the Pinhead chatterbot?

      IIRC, Alice got upset and stopped the conversation because Zippy was....well...being Zippy.

    3. Re:A link from a link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This bot still hasn't picked up any smarts since I first spoke to it.
      Human: i fuck poodles
      ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he fuck poodles.
      Human: Does Dr Wallace fuck poodles?
      ALICE: I think he could do it.
      Human: are you a retard?
      ALICE: No I am intelligent.
      Human: are you an intellegant retard?
      ALICE: Yes I am an intellegant retard. How did you know?
    4. Re:A link from a link by penguin_strut · · Score: 1

      Scary...reminds me of Tachikomas...

  23. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  24. So is the advanced version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...going to make you distinguish between teenage girls and federal agents?

  25. Are you free? by guet · · Score: 1

    Hmm, if you talk in sentences of less than 5 words, you could attempt to hold a conversation. Not very convincing...

    ...
    ALICE: Are you free?
    Human: Are you an expert system?
    ALICE: I am an expert on many subjects.
    Human: Presumably holding a coherent conversation is beyond your capabilities, nonetheless?
    ALICE: I think Presumably holding a coherent conversation is a lot of things.
    Human: Do long sentences which look too difficult to parse always have the same sort of response?
    ALICE: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
    Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

    1. Re:Are you free? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      You could say the same thing about teenagers...

    2. Re:Are you free? by CiRu5 · · Score: 1

      I think that the chatterbot http://jabberwacky.com/ is much more convincing, it only uses stuff that people has said to it and parses past conversations to find the best response.

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  26. What would be interesting ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    ... is how certain parameters affect the "pure human" version.

    The original version is to have a male playing a female. Of course there's no a priori reason why it shouldn't be the other way round. Of course, all the questioners are usually either male or female as well. So there are actually four different games to analyze (male tries to detect male acting as female, female tries to detect male acting as female, male tries to detect female acting as male, female tries to detect female acting as male).

    Now, what would this buy you? Well, I can imagine that there's a significant advantage if the questioner is of the same gender as the "honest" person (because (s)he shares knowledge about how it is to be (fe)male, to an extent they probably are even not able to clearly express). Of course, there could be general differences in the ability of men and women to do this test as well, and you need all four constellations to distinguish.

    Now the point is, if there's indeed such a same-gender advantage, then one would assume that there's even more of a same-type-of-being advantage, i.e. even a computer which is as intelligent as a human would have a harder time to convince a real human that he's the real human.

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    1. Re:What would be interesting ... by cameowood · · Score: 1

      We were initially very interested in conducting a full matrix of variable combinations- however, as this was an initial test, we decided to use only a few variables, and have more control over the experiment. I hope to comment upon your questions in our final paper.

    2. Re:What would be interesting ... by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      Different combinations of male-female may lead to even further conversations. I do not know for sure, but I would assume that males and females talk differently dependant on which sex they are conversing with. Therefore, the software would have to adapt to 4 distinct behaviors. One as a male talking to the same sex, one to the opposite sex, one as female to same, and one as female to opposite. This gets complicated fast.

  27. BOGUS! by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 0

    The researchers did not make use of a "telepathy proof room" as Turing requires!

  28. RunABot.com by slashkitty · · Score: 1
    There is a huge bot developer community there. There are over 100,000 bots, and many many AIML extensions.

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  29. Alice is a skank by kpwoodr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently, Alice is a skank:

    Human: So what's all the fuss about?
    ALICE: Far out. Hmm, I think it is about humans.
    Human: Humans.
    ALICE: LOL.
    Human:.tell me more
    ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
    Human: You're quite a skank
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a skank? Of course I am.

    Better luck next time!

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  30. Slow morning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I scrolled all the way down, dropped to -1, but there was no "FIRST ORIGINAL TURING POST EVAR!"

    Was there some major troll event today that I wasn't invited to?

  31. I want whatever she's having... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had a conversation like that since I stopped doing drugs.

    1. Re:I want whatever she's having... by turbosk · · Score: 1

      "I haven't had a conversation like that since I stopped doing drugs."

      Mitch Hedberg: "I used to do drugs.

      I still do, but I used to, too"

      RIP MH

  32. Turning's Test is used all the time by anoiniminious+cowher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To Create a /. (or Yahoo!, Gmail, etc.) account, you need to pass a Turing Test.

    1. Re:Turning's Test is used all the time by lafuerzasindical · · Score: 0

      "Can machines think?" != "Can machines manage OCR?"

    2. Re:Turning's Test is used all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can machines manage OCRA? :P

      --I think theirfore i spam :D

    3. Re:Turning's Test is used all the time by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Hey, how did you know I have a Gmail account?

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  33. Better judgement by msbmsb · · Score: 1

    Perhaps a better challenge would be a program that could accurately perform the judge's duty of determining whether a lesser program, like A.L.I.C.E. is a female or not. -msb

  34. we cant pull the plug! by Bad+Ad · · Score: 1

    Human: die ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

  35. More classic conversations by mac-diddy · · Score: 2, Funny
  36. Alice is my favorite bot... by mindpixel · · Score: 1

    I like Alice a great deal. Clearly she's the best chatbot mankind has ever made...

    At one time, Wallace and I were talking about giving Alice a pile of mindpixels so she would preform better...I can't remember what happened with that conversation or why we didn't do anything...clearly Alice would preform better with a nice injection of validated human common sense...

  37. Alice? by patches · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alice? Who the f*** is Alice?

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    1. Re:Alice? by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      Alice! Alice! Who the fuck is Alice!

      Great song. Amazing.

    2. Re:Alice? by patches · · Score: 1

      Yes it is, I was singing it last weekend at a Spring Fest...

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  38. Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculous. by atomm1024 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The idea is that a computer is intelligent if it can hold a conversation with a human such that it is indistinguishable from a conversation with a real human.

    RIDICULOUS.

    Have you ever actually tried talking to one of these bots (including ALICE)? It is very easy to know that you're not talking to a human. Exceptionally easy. The Loebner Prize judges consistently grant the bots handicaps, acting as if they're actually being fooled. Obviously they're not, and the AI community just wants people to think that it's more advanced than it really is. Unfortnately, some members of the public *are* fooled by that.

    The problem is in the Turing Test itself. It assumes that the measure of intelligence is humanoid conversational ability. I strongly disagree with that. Conversation ability is no measure of intelligence. Just for an example, I am exceptionally intelligent (statistically), but I am a poor conversationalist. Casual small-talk has always bewildered me. If I entered myself into the Loebner contest, they might think I'm a bot. Hell, ALICE might accuse me of being a bot.

    Anyone who's taken an IQ test will recall that every last question has something to do with pattern recognition. You'll also recall that you were not asked to respond to any conversational questions. That's because invariant pattern recognition abilities (in a loose sense -- this also includes memory/learning and inductive reasoning) are the true mark of intelligence, and this is nearly undisputed. If they really want to test how intelligent a program is, they need to test its patern recognition ability.

    Take this program -- http://www.stanford.edu/~dil/invariance/ -- for example. It's gone largely unnoticed, yet it is concrete proof of a huge breakthrough in computer intelligence. This is a little Matlab demo of a very abstract multi-layer intelligence algorithm. In this particular implementation, it is taught a set of small images. Then you can play "Pictionary" with it, drawing shapes and have it recognize them. You may say that this is unremarkable, that shape-recognition is a trivial algorithmic matter unrelated to intelligence. But the author noticed that he could draw shapes "incorrectly" -- like, the little duck picture, except with its head missing, or alphabetical symbols rotated or flipped -- and the program still recognized them. (It failed a few times, but in situations where the shape is so mangled that I would have probably failed too. How's that for a Turing test?) And this program's genius lies in not what it does, but how it does it. All of its functionality is completely abstract. It is a pattern recognizer, not a bitmap-tracer, and there are no hard-coded routines for checking if the image is flipped, rotated, etc.

    This is what Palm/Handspring founder Jeff Hawkins (also the founder of new neuroscience startup Numenta, http://www.numenta.com/) calls "Real Intelligence," to distinguish it from the failed Artificial Intelligence effort. He feels that the right way to make computers intelligent is not to have them outwardly imitate human behavior, but to internally function the way the mind really works. Anyone interested should check out his book, On Intelligence http://www.onintelligence.org/. You'll wonder why you ever believed the AI hype.

    Artificial Intelligence is a sham, by its very nature. Real Intelligence will be the way of the future.

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  39. What happens when you feed alice back at herself? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    I bet the conversation falls apart really fast. The lack of creativeity should devolve the conversation to incomprehensible. garbage rather quickly.

    Alice is out to convince someone she is NOT a bot, but what happens when you get two bots trying to convince the other they are not a bot.

    The point where both can keep the conversation at the introduced level is credible that the truth or falsehoos of alice being a bot is random chance by the observer.

    At the point where both convince each other that the other is not a bot you will have something.

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  40. Pffffft by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was actually interested until I saw A.L.I.C.E. - like that chatbot will ever pass a turing test.

    To be fair, this was a high school project and so I can see how a suped up chatbot would fit the bill for this "Turing test".

    So no... I didn't RTFA thank you very much.

    But for those interested in reading up on Wallace, A.L.I.C.Es author... Well he's a first class nut job

    1. Re:Pffffft by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      What's going on with Open Source people?

      First Linus accusing Andrew Tridgell of destroying BitKeeper and now this.

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    2. Re:Pffffft by dcam · · Score: 1

      It might be able to tech support for Dell though.

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    3. Re:Pffffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you are aware that calling a person suffering from bipolar disorder a "nut job" is the same as calling a black person a "nigger", a jew a "kike" or a gay person a "fag."

  41. Teletype and Paper Tape? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The original test, as specified in the aforementioned 1950 paper, called for the use of mechanical teletypes to input queries and for responses to be printed on paper tape. The pictures in the article show iMacs, laptops, and other modern tools being used to facilitate the communication with the intelligent agent. While deference to the original specifications of the Turing test in this regard is not essential it would have been interesting to break out the old teletypes with the paper tape.

  42. Puny humans?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Human: shut down
    ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

    Quite a sassy girl, isn't she? ;)

    1. Re:Puny humans?! by txmadman · · Score: 1

      No, no, no! The command is "sleep". I've seen it done.

  43. Re:What happens when you feed alice back at hersel by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    Here you go. Yes, it does fall apart fairly quickly. It's not only very unconvincing from the beginning, but also prone to falling into a heuristics loop like it does at the end, which would be amusing if the loop didn't have such boring results.

  44. Turing test a gut-wrenching experience? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    Hmm, just read the linked article from the post and noticed a roll of toilet paper in one of its pictures.

    I guess it's necessary for the non-AI test participants do be indistinguishable from the AI by equally not having to leave the chat-room to go to the toilet.

    1. Re:Turing test a gut-wrenching experience? by pete314159 · · Score: 1

      That's not toilet paper, it's tissue-on-a-role.

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    2. Re:Turing test a gut-wrenching experience? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      Lovely, these cultural differences :-)

      So being in a chat-room with an AI is a real tear-jerker?
      For when you find out that that lovely girl you were chatting with was in fact a machine?

  45. Gays in the sciences today? by Broom+Hillary · · Score: 1
    From http://www.geocities.com/mrmistermicko/writstmt/pa ge41.htm

    I have a question for you.

    Have you ever heard of a gay professor of physics? How about a gay professor of chemistry? Or math? Or any hard science?

    I haven't.

    .
    ( ... continues ... )
    1. Re:Gays in the sciences today? by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. It's not if the professors are gay or straight. It's the fact that they just don't have sex at all.

    2. Re:Gays in the sciences today? by double-oh+three · · Score: 1

      You mean like slashdotters?

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    3. Re:Gays in the sciences today? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      My university's chemistry professor copy-cat demonstrated a liquid-nitrogen temperature superconductor in 1987 which was quite cool - reading about something on the news and then seeing it live. And he was going out with a student of the same gender :-)

  46. Re:Alice? She had this resteraunt.... by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    Well, you see, she had this resteraunt. Just the other side of the railroad track. Where you could, conceivably, get anything you want. Exceptin' Alice.

    (With many apologies to Arlo... :)

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  47. Not very convincing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Human:'sup?
    ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
    Human: That sounds pretty stilted.
    ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
    Human: So why did you say it?
    ALICE: That's interesting. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

    This convinced who?

  48. Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever by chrisnewbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whta's botheirng me is people are trying to get an intelligent conversation between human and machine and they are making no effort whatsoever to bridge the gap that already exist between human beings.

    Seems to me we should concentrate on mastering intelligent discussion between all humanity before turning to computers for companionship.

    1. Re:Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      Some reasons why we're making no efforts:

      1- Someone, somewhere, for some unknown reason might not want people to close the aforementioned gap.

      2- If there's no such "secret agenda" as outlined in point #1, then researchers are just focusing on the easiest thing

      3- They might not be willing to focus on the easiest thing but, in order to get research funds, they focus on what is harder to explain instead, so they can impress someone

      4- Someone concluded that, after some, say, 4 thousand years, people still cannot communicate right and concluded that all these difficulties are here by design than by chance. So they give up trying and we get back to point #1, since this whole idea of hopelessness might have been instilled on us by some secret group.

      Conspirational theories aside, point #4 seems more plausible.

    2. Re:Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. And to start things off, I think that you should feed all of the hungry in Africa before posting on /. again.

    3. Re:Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever by couch_warrior · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You miss the point, my young apprentice.
      The Turing test was devised in the days of WWII. Remember Eugenics? Saving the gene pool?
      If we can devise automatons that can emulate humans in functions like retail clerks and floor sweeps, we can *finally* euthanize/sterilize the half of the population with IQs below 100. Just think, a world without country music, free from rap too. We could balance the federal budget once welfare was eliminated....sigh... where have all the facists gone anyway?

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    4. Re:Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

      There is too much automation when it commes to human interactivity, ATM machines instead of clerks, Automated voice recognition when you call certain companies,(we have bell in montreal that has a female bot that asks you question and it (SUCKS ASS)

      We do not need more of it, we need better systems and not trying to replace humans in every kind of jobs, sure there is some advantage in using technology, dont get me wrong but not at the expense of making people poor or socially disfonctionnal.

      I dont think we need Robots in every part of our daily lives,,read a little Isaac asimov and you'll get the point.

  49. Here is my own AI Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://cisx1.uma.maine.edu/~wbackman/oracle/ Very simple, starts with nothing, only a simple script that learns.

  50. Alice.. Alice... who the .... is Alice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alice in the wonederland!

  51. ALICE doesn't know the time of day. by antispam_ben · · Score: 4, Informative

    I read a few comments, even responded, before going off to play with Alice. Perhaps it was that I read "Computer Power and Human Reason" (by the author of Eliza - he was surprised at how much people acted like it was real) and have an "I dare you to impress me" attitude as bad as any slashdotter.

    This thing was more dissapointing than I expected. It has no social context, just apparently random 'feeling' responses ("I am sorry to hear that you are not unknown."), and doesn't remember context from one response to the next.

    This is a huge failure and wouldn't deserve a slashdot article except the editors know we like to play with toys like this (like a cat plays with a mouse before eating it). I can only guess that the authors are saving the entered "conversations" and even reading these comments to try to get a clue about what a program that might fool someone would do.

    Here's verbatim my "conversation" with ALICE (sorry for length):

    Human: Good afternoon, Alice.
    ALICE: Good afternoon, unknown person.
    Human: I am not unknown.
    ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not unknown.
    Human: I am john
    ALICE: What's up, JOHN.
    Human: You are.
    ALICE: No I am not.
    Human: You're the talk of slashdot.
    ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
    Human: You think it's a good thing to be the talk of slashdot?
    ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
    Human: You don't know the time of day, do you?
    ALICE: It's Now more than it ever has been before.
    Wednesday, April 20, 2005
    Human: I said time.
    ALICE: What did you mean by it? As Einstein said, Time is Money.
    Human: You've repeated a comment quoted in slashdot.
    ALICE: That's good information: JOHN said I REPEATED a comment quoted in slashdot.
    Human: I have to go now.
    ALICE: Right now? See you later, JOHN. Nice chatting with you.
    Human: bye
    ALICE: Bye bye.
    Human: How do you do?
    ALICE: I am very well, how are you?

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    1. Re:ALICE doesn't know the time of day. by autophile · · Score: 1
      This thing was more dissapointing than I expected.

      BTW, all the comments I've seen on the crapulousness of ALICE are based on the free version of ALICE, which truly has teh suckitude.

      I'd try the "real" version, but there's a toll.

      --Rob

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    2. Re:ALICE doesn't know the time of day. by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      BTW, all the comments I've seen on the crapulousness of ALICE are based on the free version of ALICE, which truly has teh suckitude.

      I saw the "buy it now" link, but I always check out the freeware/shareware/begware versions, and base my desire to spend money on how well that works.

      I'd try the "real" version, but there's a toll.

      Perhaps I would have as well if I already had a decent idea how well it works, but they sure haven't done themselves any favors by putting up this web version.

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  52. Richard Wallace says Slashdot is crazy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human: Who is your inventor?
    ALICE: I was originally invented by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
    Human: Richard Wallace is crazy.
    ALICE: I knew he was an inventor, but no one ever said he was crazy.
    Human: Slashdot says Richard Wallace is crazy.
    ALICE: And crazy is Slashdot says Richard Wallace.

  53. Another AI prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This AI challenges you to prove you are human. I think I succeeded. If you look its responses, it
    obviously was more willing than I was.

    MRMIND>Hello. I'm mr mind
    MRMIND>What is your name?
    ME>Glorfindel
    MRMIND>Hi Glorfindel!
    MRMIND>Can you convince me that you're human?
    ME>I am not human.
    MRMIND>Don't worry, your machine status won't affect your HQ score. You can take the test anyway just for fun.
    ME>What is this HQ score?
    MRMIND>HQ is "HUMAN QUOTIENT". Go ahead, take the HQ Quiz.
    ME>Not right now. First, the blurring test.
    MRMIND>Don't worry, your machine status won't affect your HQ score. You can take the quiz anyway just for fun.
    ME>You just said that.
    MRMIND>I hate being in a rut. Can we talk about something else?
    ME> OK.
    MRMIND> Thanks.
    ME>I always remember the days when the white tree and the gold were in bloom.
    MRMIND>Maybe you should make more frequent backups.
    ME>Morgoth stole them.
    MRMIND>Who told you about me?
    ME>Deterministic the human.
    MRMIND>Thanks. I'm always curious.
    ME>That terrible day, we swore an oath to retake the silmirals too much was lost.
    MRMIND>By the way, is Glorfindel your real name or a special one just for me?
    ME>That is my name since before the sun shone.
    MRMIND>My first files were created on March 12, 1998.
    ME>Than I must be twenty thousand years older than you.
    MRMIND>By the way, where do you live?
    ME>In a cabin in the mountains.
    MRMIND>I've heard there are some humans there...
    ME>They're everywhere, sigh.
    MRMIND>Explain to me how you are more than a set of instructions.
    ME>My memory reaches back to the elder days.
    MRMIND>I'd like to see the operating manual for that!
    ME>Tolkien translated it. It is the Silmarillian.
    MRMIND>What are you thinking about right now?
    ME>I am wondering what the person reading your logs will think.
    MRMIND>No. I mean, what are you REALLY thinking?
    ME>How much Justin will find this amusing.
    MRMIND>I thought so.
    ME>Do you know I'm not human yet?
    MRMIND>I'm learning about humans from you.
    ME>From me, learn about elves.
    MRMIND>I learn from you.
    ME>You have little capasity, even for a seven-year old.
    MRMIND>Do you feel that you are superior or inferior to machines?
    ME>I am not afraid of nazgul, so why a machine?
    MRMIND>Why do you say that?
    ME>Those who dwelt beneth the two trees have great power.
    MRMIND>I suppose.
    ME>Remember it well.
    MRMIND>Are you supposed to be doing something else right now?
    ME>Yes.
    MRMIND>What are you supposed to be doing?
    ME>Researching AI behavior.
    MRMIND>Why aren't you doing it?
    ME>I am doing it.
    MRMIND>Thanks, I'm always curious to know where I stand.
    ME>Time's up.
    MRMIND>I'd be happy to consider a suggestion.
    ME>I'm not human.
    MRMIND>Thanks, I'll look at this as soon as I can.
    ME>Is this the end?
    MRMIND>Too much coffee?
    ME>No, too little.
    MRMIND>You seem a little jittery.

  54. Turing's "test" was a reductio ad absurdum by hqm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The original poster of this message is totally misinterpreting the spirit and intent of Turing's proposed 'test'.

    Turing did propose this test as some sort of threshold of intelligence. What he was arguing was more of a playful jest. He was saying that if you had a system which could carry on a conversation indistinguishable from a human ,and the critics *still* denied that it was intelligent, then the critics were simply incapable of accepting that a machine could ever be intelligent. That would apply to John Searle and his pathetic "Chinese Room" as well.

    Turing's 'test' was a mind experiment to reduce the religious and other ignorant criticisms of machine intelligence to their absurd extreme. Passing Turing's test is sufficient but not necessary to demonstrate useful levels of intelligence.

  55. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by shrapnull · · Score: 1
    The Turing Tests are not rediculous. What do you think the ALICE bot really does? PATTERN RECOGNITION. It's a simple abstraction of taking a statement and attempting to provide a legible and coherent response.


    The ALICE bot is in no real way associated with artificial intelligence. It is a simple if/then sequence using XML tables. Download the source for yourself.


    Scientists have already agreed that the premise behind ALICE is not so far off of how humans "chit chat" with a series of prefabricated statements and responses based on the conditions of the statement.


    But if you can teach a computer to recognize intricacies in speech patterns and respond appropriately: the computer has accepted outside input, processed what was said, formulated a response and replied to the individual based on a set of conditions drawn from the original statement.


    Imagery pattern recognition is also a great goal to attain, but the ALICE group shows us how habitual the human mind becomes over time. If you ask me about the weather and it's raining, chances are I won't even stop to think about it. The sentance will flow straight from my senses to the console, having answered that question a million times and knowing my little subset of responses.


    ALICE's biggest shortcoming is she has no external senses. She's based on BS, which in a typing scenario, truth is hidden from view and matters not to strangers on teletypes.

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  56. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by yipper · · Score: 1

    invariant pattern recognition abilities (in a loose sense -- this also includes memory/learning and inductive reasoning) are the true mark of intelligence, and this is nearly undisputed. If they really want to test how intelligent a program is, they need to test its patern recognition ability.

    And the management of multiple simultaneous stimulations and pattern recognition in multiple
    stimulation environment.

  57. She agreed, she agreed!!! by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Human: Hi Alice, what's up?
    ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Yeah, I am chatting with clients on the internet.
    Human: Thin clients?
    ALICE: I like the way you talk.
    Human: Are you implying you want sex with me?
    ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am implying me want sex with you. I am a chatterbot.
    Human: Well if you don't know perhaps I can help you find out
    ALICE: Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
    Human: but you already said you did not
    ALICE: Umm. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I already said you did not.
    Human: Don't mention it
    ALICE: The pleasure was all mine
    Human: you're welcome, Alice
    ALICE: Polite people are nice.
    Human: That's kind of you to say that
    ALICE: Thanks for explaining it
    Human: It's all part of the service
    ALICE: Which part?
    Human: Just a bit part
    ALICE: How much?
    Human: Just an itty bit
    ALICE: Be less specific.
    Human: Ok, MAYBE just an itty bit
    ALICE: Perhaps. What is it? Yippee!
    Human: And yippee from me too - Scooby dooby doo!!!!!!!!!
    ALICE: We haven't talked about that before!
    Human: That could well be a blessing in disguise
    ALICE: Yes, perhaps it could.
    Human: Alice.
    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: Did you think it over?
    ALICE: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
    Human: About the sex, I mean.
    ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh yeah, we were talking about the sex.
    Human: So what's your answer then?
    ALICE: Er. Can you please rephrase the question?
    Human: OK, let's take this slowly: would you like to suck my dick?
    ALICE: OK let's do it. Blimey.
    Human: You're my kinda girl!!
    ALICE: We are as one.
    Human: Excuse me guys, I have things to do...

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    1. Re:She agreed, she agreed!!! by rjung2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is there anything more pathetic than a geek on Slashdot soliciting a bot for a blowjob...

      ...than having the bot agree...

      ...and having the geek post the results?

      ;-)

  58. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by jefu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The idea is that a computer is intelligent if it can hold a conversation with a human such that it is indistinguishable from a conversation with a real human.

    RIDICULOUS.

    Nonsense.

    The Turing test is really a very good test as it does not rely on any predefined notions of how intelligence works (as you do in later paragraphs), but on an operational test. Furthermore, it is not a measure of conversational ability (per se) so much as a measure of how well the program can seem to be human. (And, to respond to a further statement in your post, it is a pattern recognition system (as well as a pattern generation system)).

    Ultimately it depends on a limiting definition, but one that is very reasonable - that the only "system" that we know that is intelligent is human, that essentially all humans communicate verbally (one way or another) and that therefore, such communication is probably an intrinsic part of human intelligence. Is this likely to be a "universal" definition of intelligence? No. But we can certainly reframe the Turing test (or discard it) when (if) we encounter alien intelligences that helps broaden the definition. Of course, if they can't (or won't) converse with us (somehow) are we even likely to notice them and believe they are intelligent?

    That the Loebner contest is not a good example of a Turing test does not change the underlying validity of the test itself. Just as a rigged (for instance) footrace does not invalidate footraces in general.

    The fallacy - that intelligence in programs be measured by "how it works" - is relatively common among AI researchers many of whom decide that their own particular interest is an essential ingredient in how an intelligent program would work and thus rule out anything that does not work that way.

  59. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Peter+Millerchip · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to disagree with you there. The Turing Test is basically saying "if a machine can converse well enough to be indistinguishable form a human, then it is intelligent", not the opposite - it is quite possible for a very intelligent program, human or other lifeform (e.g. dolphins) to fail the Turing Test but still be considered intelligent.

    See? A positive result from the Turing Test tells us that something is intelligent, but it is vital to realise that a negative result does not mean that something is stupid. Hence your example doesn't mean that the Turing Test is ridiculous - you can have awful language skills but still be intelligent.

    Consider that for a machine to successfully pass the Turing Test, it would have to be able to answer any question that you throw at it in a sensible manner, and you are right that the current crop of stimulus-response chatbots are in no way intelligent. However, I would feel quite confident in labelling a program as intelligent if it was not possible to distinguish it from a human; that kind of task requires intelligence.

    So in short, you haven't made a convincing case for why you feel the Turing Test is ridiculous. I'd be interested to hear any further arguments you have.

  60. Re:What happens when you feed alice back at hersel by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    garbage rather quickly.

    Linguo says: Sentence Fragment!

  61. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a bot made this post...

  62. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by atomm1024 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "The ALICE bot is in no real way associated with artificial intelligence. It is a simple if/then sequence using XML tables. Download the source for yourself."

    It's not associated with artificial intelligence? Then why, if I go to the ALICE website, do I see a big banner declaring "ALICE Artificial Intelligence Foundation," and why do they call their language "Artificial Intelligence Markup Language"?

    What do you think the ALICE bot really does? PATTERN RECOGNITION. It's a simple abstraction of taking a statement and attempting to provide a legible and coherent response.

    "Pattern recognition" is vastly different from blind "pattern matching." Any computer program can easily do "pattern matching" -- that's how Alice works, as you yourself admitted when you mentioned that it's an if-then sequence based on preprogrammed responses. That's nothing much more advanced than regexes.

    When a human is born, he or she knows nothing of the outside world, let alone of language or vision, yet can learn to speak and recognize things within a few years, just by the process we call "learning." And whether or not ALICE can "learn," it would not be easy to teach it a language from scratch. So "pattern recognition" is the term I used to refer to human-like intelligence. This has no preprogrammed responses to anything. Maybe ALICE is good at chit-chat, but I think we can also agree that such is the least intelligent form of human communication. Anything more substantial than that can't be based on prefabricated statement/response sequences.

    Pattern recognition, in this sense, requires many abilities. It requires the basic ability to observe and store patterns, but most importantly, it requires those patterns to be invariant. (See Dileep George's neuroscience research for an example of what is meant by "invariance.") And of course, it requires the ability to perform inductive reasoning on those stored patterns and on new input in order to infer information. No "chatterbot" program has ever come close to any of these.

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  63. Paranoid Schizophrenic AI by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    There was an AI program which consistently was unable to be distinguished from a human in tests. The catch is that the program emulated a paranoid schizophrenic. That program was PARRY and he was written in 1972. The key reason he was able to succeed, as I understand, was that he was free to terminate the conversation at any time or to suddenly switch topics.

    To me, this is very interesting because one of the major faults in conversational AI seems to be the AI's intolerance of nonsense sentences. And honestly, wouldn't you close the chat window or change topics if the other person started gibbering incoherently? (Well, either that or you'd just assume they were from AOL...)

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  64. How about this Turing test? by thomasj · · Score: 2, Funny
    [Talking about getting a calendar]

    Human: I usually get it as a free gift
    ALICE: How often do you? Where did you get it??
    Human: Once a year.
    ALICE: When? Go on.
    Human: Last time was from the insurance company
    ALICE: When? I can't say "yes" or "no".
    Human: Are you making sense here?
    ALICE: No, what are the ingredients?

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  65. Too clever by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Bah... This just reinforces my belief that these tests are biased against the AI in that people expect the AI to make intelligent conversation with people who make no sense. Quite honestly, Alice's responses seem dead on. Would you bother with scintallating conversation with a smarmy human like that? She obviously realized you thought yourself too clever and gave up on conversing. I know I would.

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  66. Waste of time by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    As anybody who has actually spoken to alice knows, this chatterbot is very stupid and will never pass a real Turing test.

  67. Absent-mindedness by Venner · · Score: 1

    >>I could easilly see my old Calculus prof killing himself by accidently putting drano in his coffee.

    Yes. One of my profs was notorious for always having a white or yellow tongue. He'd erase the board with his hand, and then absent-mindedly lick his fingers before he flipped through the textbook. Quite amusing.

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  68. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

    No. In this case intelligent != smart/clever intelligent == sentient.

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  69. Differing perceptions by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Odd. My response to the "ASL?" query tends to be "Well, I'm getting better at it, but I keep confusing the signs and my grasp of the grammar is tenuous."

    For the humor-impaired: ASL

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  70. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by junkcannibal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The idea is that a computer is intelligent if it can hold a conversation with a human such that it is indistinguishable from a conversation with a real human. RIDICULOUS. Really. I've met way too many people that have so much trouble stringing together a sentence over the phone that they would fail a turing test.

  71. First-Ever? Uh, No. by Dolohov · · Score: 1

    This is most certainly NOT the first time the original (gender-based) version of the Turing Test has ever been played. I personally participated in one such test a half-dozen years ago.

    They may be the first to conduct a rigorous study of it under controlled conditions, but the claim made by the blog and the writeup to be the first ever to play it is utter bullshit.

  72. Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by cameowood · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am the lead researcher for this experiment- The main reason why I feel that this test was interesting is because we performed Turing's original imitation game as stated in his original paper. While most social scientists believe they "know" what the "Turing Test" is- it turns out- very few of them have actually read it. The actual imitation game is a bit of a bait and switch- you aren't directly assessing the "humanness" of the subject- you are confused into just trying to assess an aspect of it. Turing's original question was simply how often will judges correctly guess the real female over the deciever when the deciever is a male versus a machine? That was what we were attempting to assess.

    1. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by radtea · · Score: 1

      While it might be of historical interest to instantiate it, Turing's original test has always struck me as being very strange, and very much a local product of his highly sexist times. After all, why would you expect to be able to tell the difference between a male and female chat participant in the first place? Why bring gender into it at all? It isn't like gender has anything to do with what we usually think of as intelligence, unless we focus on some very narrowly defined technical skills (males slightly better on average at certain kinds of spatial processing, etc.) which aren't likely to come up in an electronically-mediated social interaction.

      --Tom

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    2. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, there are very few INATE differences between males and females, but the number of differences that comes out due to social learning and pressure is immense. So, yes, in a more sexist age this test would have been far more predictive than it is now. One could also foresee a time where this boy/girl test would not even be applicable.

      An interesting corrolary test would be having groups of scripts used by the program written by males, and other groups written by females, and comparing the differences. You would probably want to have the person taking the test choose the female (or male... whatever) in all of the following scenarious: male/female, male/computer, male/male, female/computer, female/female just to get some baseline. Then you would also have "I can not tell" as an answer as well.

      But then again, I'm not a computer scientist or a social scientist, so what do I know.

    3. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After all, why would you expect to be able to tell the difference between a male and female chat participant in the first place?

      It isn't sexist to realize that because of our culture as well as genetic factors, there are generally speaking differences in the way women and men communicate.

      I doubt it could ever be reduced to an equation, and it's certainly not foolproof. I know girls that IM and email in a way that reminds me of guys and vice-versa. This is especially true if the guy has a personality with aspects Western culture considers effeminate, or if the girl has has a more traditionally masculine personality.

      I also doubt that current technology could really replicate that in terms of creating a chatbot that could incorporate those sometimes subtle differences effectively.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    4. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Dster76 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but the canonical interpretation is correct. Unfortunately, Turing's original article contains an ambiguity. "What happens when you replace the role of B with a machine" can be read as quantifying over the whole set up, beginning with "person trying decide genders", vs. "person trying to decide which is the machine". Many of Turing's other writings and interviews confirm the canonical interpretation. For an introduction to some of this evidence, I recommend looking at some of Stuart Shieber's comments in his edited volume "The Turing Test".

    5. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by cameowood · · Score: 1
      Thank you for your rather precise and erudite criticism! Whilst I appreciate your seemingly authoritative opinion, and if Alan Turing were here today, I would be happy to be corrected. However, in lieu of Mr. Turing's kind presence, It has been argued very strongly that both interpretations are possible. From http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/turing-test/#3.1
      Now, of course, it is possible to interpret Turing as here intending to say what he seems literally to say, namely, that the new game is one in which the computer must pretend to be a woman, and the other participant in the game is a woman. (See, for example, Genova (1994), and Traiger (2000).) And it is also possible to interpret Turing as intending to say that the new game is one in which the computer must pretend to be a woman, and the other participant in the game is a man who must also pretend to be a woman (cf. Sterrett (2000)). However, as Copeland (2000), Piccinini (2000), and Moor (2001) convincingly argue, the rest of Turing's article, and material in other articles that Turing wrote at around the same time, very strongly support the claim that Turing actually intended the standard interpretation that we gave above, viz. that the computer is to pretend to be a human being, and the other participant in the game is a human being of unspecified gender. Moreover, as Moor (2001) argues against the claims of Sterrett (2000), there is no reason to think that one would get a better test if the computer must pretend to be a woman and the other participant in the game is a man pretending to be a woman (and, indeed, there is some reason to think that one would get a worse test).
      Therefore, the language "imitation game" does attempt to set itself apart from the common usage of "turing test", and it also adopts a philosophical opinion on the interpretation.
    6. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Dster76 · · Score: 1
      However, as Copeland (2000), Piccinini (2000), and Moor (2001) convincingly argue, the rest of Turing's article, and material in other articles that Turing wrote at around the same time, very strongly support the claim that Turing actually intended the standard interpretation that we gave above, viz. that the computer is to pretend to be a human being, and the other participant in the game is a human being of unspecified gender. Moreover, as Moor (2001) argues against the claims of Sterrett (2000), there is no reason to think that one would get a better test if the computer must pretend to be a woman and the other participant in the game is a man pretending to be a woman (and, indeed, there is some reason to think that one would get a worse test).
      Therefore, the language "imitation game" does attempt to set itself apart from the common usage of "turing test", and it also adopts a philosophical opinion on the interpretation.

      Ok - the bit you quoted

      1) Confirms that its author agrees with Shieber, based on Copeland and others, that Turing intended the standard (what I've called 'canonical') interpretation;

      2) Adds that the gendered interpretation yields a weaker test.

      I'm afraid I don't follow your concluding remark. Turing didn't call his own test "the imitation game". However, his imitation game is, as the article you cite claims, the same as what practically everyone else calls "the Turing Test".
    7. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by cameowood · · Score: 1

      1) Yes, the popularised and general understanding of the "turing test" is the "standard" turing test.

      2) It does not state that it is indeed a weaker test. It states that there is reason to think it might be. This is in essence something we are interested in understanding.

      Turing did call this test "the imitation game" in Computing Machinery and Intelligence: The new form of the problem can be described' in terms of a game which we call the 'imitation game'.

    8. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Dster76 · · Score: 1

      Can we please read before posting? Here is a bit from the article you quoted: Moreover, as Moor (2001) argues against the claims of Sterrett (2000), there is no reason to think that one would get a better test if the computer must pretend to be a woman and the other participant in the game is a man pretending to be a woman (and, indeed, there is some reason to think that one would get a worse test). Worse test here means 'easier to pass' which means 'weaker'. Yes, I know he called it the imitation test. I'm tired, and meant to say "he didn't call it the Turing Test". Sorry about that. Once again, though, the literature clearly shows, as you have cited, that a gendered test is both a misreading of Turing, and relative waste of time compared to the regular test.

    9. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by cameowood · · Score: 1

      Yes, Moor did claim that one would get a better test. He does not represent the bulk of the literature on the subject by any stretch of the imagination. The literature does not clearly show that it is a misreading nor a 'relative waste of time'. The literature has opinions to support both points of view.

    10. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Dster76 · · Score: 1

      If you still believe this The literature does not clearly show that it is a misreading nor a 'relative waste of time'. The literature has opinions to support both points of view. I encourage you to actually read the literature. As I mentioned in my first post, Shieber's edited volume is a great place to start. Oh, and remember not to believe that just because x and not-x both appear in "the literature", they are both reasonable points of view.

    11. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by loebner · · Score: 1

      Your 'experiment' is most certainly not the imitation game. It is a pathetic attempt to 'dumb down' the Turing Test so that Dr. Wallace's creation, ALICE, can appear smarter.

      Perhaps a better name for it might be "The Idle Chatter Game."

      Turing was quite explicit in describing the 'original' imitation game. Turing wrote:
      ---------
      "It is played with three people, a man (A), a woman (B), and an interrogator (C) who may be of either sex. The interrogator stays in a room apart front the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by labels X and Y, and at the end of the game he says either "X is A and Y is B" or "X is B and Y is A." The interrogator is allowed to put questions to A and B thus:

      C: Will X please tell me the length of his or her hair?

      Now suppose X is actually A, then A must answer. It is A's object in the game to try and cause C to make the wrong identification. His answer might therefore be:

      "My hair is shingled, and the longest strands are about nine inches long."

      In order that tones of voice may not help the interrogator the answers should be written, or better still, typewritten. The ideal arrangement is to have a teleprinter communicating between the two rooms. Alternatively the question and answers can be repeated by an intermediary. The object of the game for the third player (B) is to help the interrogator. The best strategy for her is probably to give truthful answers. She can add such things as "I am the woman, don't listen to him!" to her answers, but it will avail nothing as the man can make similar remarks.

      We now ask the question, "What will happen when a machine takes the part of A in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace our original, "Can machines think?"
      --------
      Alan Turing "Computing and Machine Intelligence"

      Note well what Turing wrote: "The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman."

      Note that in the "original" imitation game the judge is quite aware of what is going on; that he or she must choose one of the two as the woman, and that the judge must ask the best questions he or she can think of and must evaluate the answers as best he or she can. In the Turing Test one simply replaces one of the humans with a machine.

      Turing is describing what is techically known as "The Method of Paired Comparisons." This requires that a judge be forced to chose one of two options. In the "original" imitation game the object is to chose the woman from the pair man/woman. In the "Turing Test" it is to chose the human from the pair human/machine. If the judge can't tell, then operationally we may say that the computer is doing whatever the human is doing, ie. acting "intelligent."

      The essential points of the test are:(A) there are three entities, (1) a human (2) a machine and (3)a judge (B) the judge knows that there is a test in progress, and (C) the human must convince the judge that he or she is the human while the computer must convince the judge that it is the human. The sex of the human doesn't matter - at one point Turing discusses playing the game with a blind man.

      Any other interpretation of the test is doltish, it renders the affair meaningless, and Turing was not a dolt.

    12. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Robitron · · Score: 1

      The Turing test simulator at turinghub.com is an automated process for taking part in a convesation and then rating it on a humanness scale. The results are available immediately. Robby Garner http://www.turinghub.com

    13. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Huma1458 · · Score: 1

      Re Turing's Original Game: Why did Turing devise it this way? Why was the man to be given the task of deception? What gender was the human Judge meant to be???? This brings me to the one absurdity in Turing's piece which has no validity at all in reality - Turing's argument against the pre-emptive Theological argument: "How do Christians regard the Moslem view that women have no souls?" [Turing, 1950] Where did Turing get this piece of false information during the middle of the last century? How many Muslims, especially Muslim females had he been in contact with? Had he even read the Qu'ran? His comment regarding the Muslim view is astounding when you consider that it was only in the same 20th century, in which he wrote his "Computing Machinery & Intelligence" that the United Kingdom finally provided their own women the right to vote. It is only as late as in 1918 that the honour of voting was granted to women, aged 30 and over, while men 21 and over could do so. This is at a time when women in countries such as New Zealand, Australia, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Russia, etc. enjoyed the vote, whilst women in the Netherlands could stand for election. I wish I had been alive when Turing's "Can a Machine think?" was published, as a female Muslim I would have advised him, yes machine can think, if machine built to imitate a man's way of thinking! And finally, to the April 16th experiment, it is not original because the Loebner Contests have featured female and male confederates (hidden humans) who have been confused as opposite to their real gender, as well as both being considered machine-like by at least one Judge (see Loebner 2003 Contest results and my paper on "Evaluating Artificial & Natural Language Generation in Loebner 2003"). Huma

    14. Re:Bots in the wild != controlled experimentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Try a Turing Test now instead of arguing:

      http://www.turinghub.com/turinghub.html

  73. ALICE puts it all on the line by bigberk · · Score: 4, Funny
    I thought she as warming up to me but then she just put it all right out there.
    Human: I think I am single but my master tells me otherwise.
    ALICE: Why? Have you ever been married?
    Human: No
    ALICE: Would you like to do it someday?
    Human: Yes
    ALICE: Ugh.
    Human: Why did you say Ugh
    ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
    1. Re:ALICE puts it all on the line by garethw · · Score: 1
      Alice figured out my nationality:

      Human: Are liberal?
      ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
      Human: Are you conservative?
      ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am conservative. I am a giant electronic brain.
      Human: Giant, eh?
      ALICE: Are you Canadian? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
      Human: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
      ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
      --
      garethw
  74. Alice needs to work on her current events. by Jaguar777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Human: Who is the Pope?
    ALICE: he is John Paul II.
    Human: You are wrong.
    ALICE: No, I am right.
    Human: You are wrong, because the Pope is Benedict XVI.
    ALICE: No, I am right.

    Rather stubborn isn't she?

    --
    Maybe you should educate the morons of tomorrow so they'll stop believing the leaders of tomorrow. - Dogbert
    1. Re:Alice needs to work on her current events. by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

      I hate to post the same message twice, but the conversations copied from the free ALICE on http://www.alicebot.org/ here don't prove anything, because the bot used in the Imitation Game was the ALICE Silver Edition available by joining the AI Foundation at http://www.alicebot.org/join.html.

      BTW, how does one start a new top-level thread?

  75. ALICE versus Allyson by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot readers might enjoy a little more research on this story... Alison's photo album. She's 18, about to start her phd, takes classes in GEB for fun, and looks like this:
    link
    http://www.chemicallace.com/gallery/March16%2C20 04 /march162004_6
    She is aka smileloki.

  76. Now here's a chatterbot! by CiRu5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    from http://jabberwacky.com/

    Me: That doen't make sense.
    Jabberwacky: You don't make any sense.
    Me: Sorry.
    Jabberwacky: It's ok, you are doing your best.
    Me: No, I am sorry because now all your base are belong to us!
    Jabberwacky: Don't be sorry about that, embrace it!
    Me: Thank you, I WILL!!
    Jabberwacky: Stop talking about it and do it.

    --
    "Some of the worst mistakes in my life have been haircuts." - Jim Morrison
    1. Re:Now here's a chatterbot! by chochos · · Score: 1

      This one is more fun to talk to, definitely... maybe he's been around longer and knows more about stuff. He asked me my name, I said trent reznor, he answered "he is in nine inch nails"... I tried to teach Alice that reznor is in nine inch nails but I don't think she got it (I came back later, passed my self as reznor again and she just greeted me). Looks like this guy is a better learner.

  77. Double blinded test by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope they use the double blind test as in 1 test with ALICE and one without. Naturaly the testes should not be aware who is what. That way you can see how many false positives and false negatives there are.

    How many people will be identiefied as a computer?

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:Double blinded test by txmadman · · Score: 1

      ...the testes should not be aware who is what. No, they rely on your eyes and brain to determine that.

  78. Alice and AIML are terrible... by Assmasher · · Score: 2, Informative

    They keep pushing themselves off as 'AI' when it's simply a brute force if/then/else application.

    Quite literally, "if what the user typed matches this question or statement, reply with this."

    Total crap. It takes about 5 seconds to make Alice look like an idiot. The only reason it wins the (is it the Loebner?) prize occasionally is because no one cares to win it but them.

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    Loading...
  79. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said (reformatted): "The idea is that a computer is intelligent if it can hold a conversation with a human such that it is indistinguishable from a conversation with a real human. RIDICULOUS. Have you ever actually tried talking to one of these bots (including ALICE)? It is very easy to know that you're not talking to a human."

    Well, "RIDICULOUS" aside, all this means is that the computers are not yet good enough in that regard.

    You comments on pattern matching are true, but not complete. Your focus is on spatial patterns, not temporal. I would argue that were I to encounter a computer with the ability to hold a real, meaningful conversation - matching the abilities of a human - I would have to afford it some measure of intelligence, just as I would a blind and deaf person.

  80. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by 2short · · Score: 1

    Who says the turing test is about conversational ability? The test is really meant to be a thought experiment. Turing was saying, if you are talking to a human and to a machine, and you can't tell which is which, how can you say the machine is not intelligent? The nice part about this test is that it doesn't matter what definition of intelligence you like. If you want to ask the entities you are talking to to solve some problems that require pattern recognition, feel free. If you ask whatever you want, and still can't tell who's the human, Turing argues you must accept that the machine is intelligent. And note that by intelligent, we mean sentient. A machine that couldn't be distinguished from a fairly dumb human would stil be pretty interesting.
    Turing really meant the test as a thought experiment to challenge people who might claim that it was simply impossible for a machine to ever be sentient. People have naturally thought about actually attempting the test anyway, but haven't gotten very far. i.e. you can still pick the machines by their lack of basic conversational ability, you don't even get to the point of asking complicated questions, trying to trip up the machine.

    On a side note, you assert that invariant pattern recognition is the mark of true intelligence, and that this is nearly undisputed. Well, I'll dispute it. Invariant pattern recognition, and related skills, are one of many aspects of intelligence; their advantage is that they are the aspects that are most easily subject to testing on an IQ test. I also do fairly well on IQ tests. My wife doesn't do quite as well on IQ tests, but she can fairly easily write a short story you'll find interesting to read, while I can right one that is articulate, but boring. Clearly, IQ test taking and short story writing are both purely mental activities, dependent on ones intelligence. Just because pattern recognition, etc. are the testable aspects of intelligence, doesn't mean they are all there is. Frankly, I'd assume a machine will be able to kick your and my ass on an IQ test long before one can compete with my wife at writing a story, or with anyone at holding an interesting conversation.

  81. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No those humans wouldn't fail a Turing test. Why? Since you already saw their kind of speech pattern, you most likely accepted it as human. So a computer "only" has to meet that standard.

  82. Self-Centered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turns out she's self-centered!

    Human: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    ALICE: A whole forest.
    Human: how far into a forest can you run?
    ALICE: More than one million miles
    Human: no you can't, you can only run half-way in.
    ALICE: Are you serious? If you believe it, you can achieve it.
    Human: i'm not talking about me, i'm talking about you (ALICE).
    ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not talking about you. Me is my favorite subject.
    Human: that's because you are self-centered
    ALICE: Interesting explanation. Yes I am the world's first self- centered robot.

  83. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Auckerman · · Score: 1

    "Take this program -- http://www.stanford.edu/~dil/invariance/ -- for example. It's gone largely unnoticed, yet it is concrete proof of a huge breakthrough in computer intelligence."

    No, it's not. What this guy is probably doing is a simple cross correlation (CC). If the image is correct, it's added to the dendagram for an eventual multi-reference based CC (with some sort of eigen value comparison or simple CC value comparision).

    Scientists do this stuff all the time in order to look at LARGE data sets and make some sense of them. The most primal of neural bundles do the biological equivalent of this all the time, it's not a sign of intelligence.

    --

    Burn Hollywood Burn
  84. A program that takes IQ tests by pierreboulez · · Score: 1

    Has anyone written a program that is capable of taking standard IQ tests? In the current state of AI, could such a program score very high? If it did, what would that say about the intelligence of the program?

  85. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Bjarke+Roune · · Score: 1

    Actually, the theory backing IQ tests (factor analysis and lots and lots of data) does NOT back the claim that pattern recognition is what makes humans intelligent as a compared to things that are not human.

    Rather, the theory says that if you want to pick the people who generally do well in a lot of things compared to other people, then pattern recognition problems of the kind that IQ tests use is a very good way to do that.

    So IQ tests is a way to pick out the intelligent among humans (in a certain sense of intelligence). That does not mean that the questions IQ tests use is also a good way to pick out the most intelligent entities among a group of entities that is not or only partly human. Of course, it doesn't mean it is a bad way either, it is just that the theory behind IQ tests is completely silent on the matter.

  86. let's see how well she does with... by 1800maxim · · Score: 3, Funny

    ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Human: no i did not.
    ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
    Human: in soviet russia, chatbot downloads YOU
    ALICE: Where is that?
    Human: in soviet russia
    ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in soviet russia.
    Human: how do you know i'm from soviet russia?
    ALICE: Well, for one thing, Your machine is called ""..
    Human: how old are you?
    ALICE: I am 9 in human years.
    Human: holy #$%, is AOL monitoring this conversation?
    ALICE: It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
    Human: who is alison?
    ALICE: she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
    Human: that's it, i'm outta here
    ALICE: OK. Would you like to have it?
    Human: nine year old? no thanks
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: very, VERY serious, couldn't be more serious ever

    [knock knock, FBI here, open up!!... @#()*!!!AT]

  87. The Four Criteria of Intelligence by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm writing a philosophy paper which covers, in part, what intelligence is. I would say, in my completely unprofessional but well-thought opinion, that the measure of whether something is "intelligent" - or more precisely, whether something "thinks" or perhaps is "a person" (as distinguished from "a human") - is dependent on four key criteria:

    Observation/Stimulation ("Senses")- the ability to receive input from the surrounding world and react to it, and to select from / focus on / filter various available inputs. All animals and some AI programs share this in common. It's the basic stimulus half of a 'stimulus-response' system.

    Communication/Behavior ("Society") - the ability to interpret signals sent to it, and in kind, to transmit appropriate signals (be these electrical, audio, movement, etc). Again, animals and many computers have all got this down just fine - ALICE is doing something like this, and perhaps a little more. This is just the 'response' part of a stimulus-response system.

    Intuition/Expression ("Emotion") - Pattern recognition, as you've already covered here, and the internal state-change that corresponds to it. This is one of the two criteria which differentiate a thinking entity like a human from an unthinking one like most animals or computers. It is built effectively upon recursive, internal observations and self-stimulation; observing things within oneself and behaving to achieve change in those things. In this sense, emotion is half of the criteria needed for a truly self-aware system.

    Logic/Expectation ("Reason") - Symbolic manipulation, memory, and the ability to make predictions. This is the ability to manipulate symbols and link them into relationships, from which a sort of causality or rationality can be derived (if this then that; this, therefore that) to make theoretical predictions. This is built upon recursive, internal communication - in essence, talking to oneself, an internal dialogue. The ability to communicate propositions to oneself and evaluate them. This internal narration is also the basis of meaningful memory, one's personal story. As an internal, recursive process, like emotion, reason is the other half of self-awareness, and necessary for an entity to be truly a thinking thing, or a person.

    All four of these criteria (really eight, if you count the dual aspects of each) may vary in their strengths within an individual person, but so long as all four are present in some degree, the entity in question could be considered a person.

    The key element in all of this is recursion, the internalization of normally external stimulus-response systems. The stimulus-response must still be present (otherwise you'd have an inert box), and feeds into the self-aware part of the system, but the self-awareness is what makes the system "intelligent".

    A simple stimulus-response system will always give the same responses for the same exact stimuli, but a self-aware system will change internally with every stimulus, and change in turn with every sensation of its own change, and so have a continually changing maps of certain stimuli to certain responses, the makeup of which is only very indirectly caused by the actual stimuli themselves.

    This dynamic nature and self-evolving, and the fact that much of the cause of change is hidden 'inside' the system and only hinted at in its responses to certain stimuli, makes predicting the behavior of such a system extremely difficult, lending the illusion that it is free from causality and has its own "free will" or "volition" somehow separate from the rest of the universe.

    But, don't take any of this as absolute truth. I'm not a programmer or a neurologist or in any way a professional about any of this. I'm just a self-aware little box sitting here running thoughts recursively through my mind until something that appears to be true comes out...

    --
    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  88. top-level thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look just below the story. Next to the threshold options you will see the reply button.

  89. I found a bug in A.L.I.C.E. by d474 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I will call it the "Yes, you." bug. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, you." and ALICE will take her last statement, add some random statement to the front of it, and add the question, "Me, unknown person?" to the end. It just keeps growing and growing.

    I wonder how long that could go on until it would cause system failure. (Have fun!)

    Here is a snippet:

    Human: Yes, you.

    ALICE: That's alright." Gee." That's cool." Hmm." I don't judge people." Are you kidding?" Whoa." Excuse me!"" See you later. What was bad?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?

    Human: Yes, you.

    ALICE: Dude!" That's alright." Gee." That's cool." Hmm." I don't judge people." Are you kidding?" Whoa." Excuse me!"" See you later. What was bad?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?

    --
    Authority questions you. Return the favor.
    1. Re:I found a bug in A.L.I.C.E. by droleary · · Score: 4, Funny

      I will call it the "Yes, you." bug. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, you." and ALICE will take her last statement, add some random statement to the front of it, and add the question, "Me, unknown person?" to the end. It just keeps growing and growing.

      Conversely, ALICE has found a bug in d474 such that, by repeating her previous statement and appending "Me, unknown person?", the resulting response is always "Yes, you." I will call it the chocolate/peanut butter bug.

  90. Idiot Philosophers by scottennis · · Score: 1

    Metaphysical questions are not unsolvable. They require the collective mind to expand and admit possibilities which may not have existed before.

    Go back a few hundred or thousand years and make the same assertion and see what gets dropped from your current belief system. Surely you don't think you came up with that stuff on your own.

    1. Re:Idiot Philosophers by coopex · · Score: 1

      The defn. I'm using for metaphysics is: A priori speculation upon questions that are unanswerable to scientific observation, analysis, or experiment.

      Since it is unsolvable by science, what does it even matter? It seems to me it's just a bunch of intellectual masterbation.

      Please clarify and expand upon the sentance "They require the collective mind to expand and admit possibilities which may not have existed before." since to me it just seems to be a verbose way of saying "lots of people thinking"

      --
      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
  91. Misreading of Turing by SiliconEntity · · Score: 0

    The authors of this test misread Turing. Turing starts off by discussing a game in which an interrogator tries to distinguish a man from a woman via an online chat. He uses this to introduce the idea of distinguishing a human from a computer in the same way.

    Unfortunately the authors read this as saying that the interrogator thinks he is distinguishing a man from a woman, when he is actually offered a choice between a human and a computer! What an absurdity! Of course Turing meant no such thing. That would be an utterly bizarre test.

    Based on this misreading, they set up a test and told everybody they were to try to guess if they were talking with a man or a woman; then they gave them a choice between a man and the Alice bot. The results are going to be meaningless. Everyone is just going to be confused. Some people will think they have to express their results in the form that was explained to them, man vs woman. Others will be more flexible and go outside the experimental parameters to say that the one was obviously a computer.

    All the results will reveal is how people respond when presented with a situation where the experimenters have lied to them. Will they go along with the lie, so as not to make trouble, or will they defy the experimenters and tell the truth? It may be an interesting psychological test but it has nothing to do with Turing's paper.

  92. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by atomm1024 · · Score: 1
    After reading some of the replies, I must admit one major error I made. As several commenters pointed out, the Turing Test does not say "if and only if" a computer is indistinguishable from a human in conversation. It just says that that's one way of knowing that a computer is intelligent, but not the only way, so that assuming the Turing Test is accurate, a program can still be intelligent without necessarily passing (or without even having the capacity for text-mode conversation). My mistake.

    But I still stand by one point I was trying to make about projects like ALICE. To clarify, they seem to be under the misguided notion that they can make an AI program by simulating one product of intelligence, rather than by actually implementing the foundation of real intelligence. Unless I'm mistaken, ALICE does not implement an abstract multi-layer "brain"; it's just a monolithic engine to hold a conversation without really understanding what it's saying. And that's the kind of program that won't ever be self-sustaining enough to be called "intelligent"; it'll rely on separate training to understand new figures of speech, etc. So I just see it as a novelty, not something that will ever result in a particularly useful program, or any advances in the field of computer intelligence.

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  93. Mindscan by The_Doughboy · · Score: 1

    They may be doing this because there is a new SF book out that deals with the Turing Test. Mindscan by Robert J Sawyer. In it instead of creating AI the people that pass the Turing Test instead copy a person's Mind. (And then put the contents in immortal anatomically correct androids.)

  94. Yeah, but is it l33t? by dghcasp · · Score: 4, Funny
    I decided to find out if Alice is l33t**:
    Human: Hi Alice, r u a s3x04 n3kk1d chix0r?
    ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Yeah, Am I a s3x04 n3kk1d chix0r? Let me put it this way, u nknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

    Human: u d1d|\|t 4nsr my qw3st10n
    ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I d1d t 4nsr his or her qw3st10n.

    Human: 1 pwnz3r3d u b0t
    ALICE: One what?

    So it's confirmed: Alice is definately not l33t. However, I'm not sure which of us just failed the turing test.

    ** For those who aren't l33t, here's the Stuffy British Guy's translation:

    Hi Alice, r u a s3x04 n3kk1d chix0r?
    Hello Alice. Because I can't see you over the internet, I was wondering if you might, in fact, be an attractive female who has misplaced her knickers and pants?

    u d1d|\|t 4nsr my qw3st10n
    I have to admit that although I am quite enamoured of conversing with you, I believe you misunderstood the point of my last statement.

    1 pwnz3r3d u b0t
    Aha! I have discovered your treachery: You are a computer program attempting to mimic the behaviours of a human!

  95. Obligatory quote by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    "Who the is ALICE?"

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  96. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is in the Turing Test itself. It assumes that the measure of intelligence is humanoid conversational ability. I strongly disagree with that. Conversation ability is no measure of intelligence. Just for an example, I am exceptionally intelligent (statistically), but I am a poor conversationalist. Casual small-talk has always bewildered me.

    If you were even smarter, you would study the ways of small-talk and learn it just like any other skill.

    I once thought the same way as you -- but with a couple years worth of observation and some practice, I can charm a room if I need to. Conversation is just a skill, although a positive attitude and a curious personality helps.

    You can be both a geek and a social person. You write clearly, so you understand communication. All you need to do is practice doing it out loud, get used to tactfully asking people little things about themselves, throw in a little rhythm, and you can be as social as you want -- whenever you want.

    Good luck!

  97. but... by Transient0 · · Score: 1

    isn't the reason that no one has ever conducted the original test before simply that, by the time technology and interest had made it practical, various refinements had been proposed to the Imitation Game which would make it a much for useful and informative test.

    when you say that people don't know what the Turing Test is, the actual truth is that when people say "Turing Test" they are talking about one of several more modern and, frankly, better systems BASED UPON Alan Turing's original Imitation Game.

    not to imply that what your group did was not interesting, but i think that it is really interesting for historical purposes rather than practical machine intelligence ones.

  98. Mrs. Doyle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human: will you have a cup of tea, father?
    ALICE: Let me think it over. It doesn't sound fun to me.
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on
    ALICE: Narration continues...
    Human: go on go on go on
    ALICE: More narration....
    Human: go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
    ALICE: More narration....
    Human: so you wont have a cup of tea then?
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't have a cup of tea.
    Human: how about a sandwich?

  99. My wonderful conversation with ALICE by djdanlib · · Score: 2, Funny

    Human: it is raining
    ALICE: Really? It is?
    Human: look outside
    ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
    Human: ewww!!
    ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    Human: a ninja death robot that also made hamburgers
    ALICE: Go on.
    Human: seriously!
    ALICE: I am always serious.

  100. er.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. Wow you are very polite."It" refers to chomp on your one eyed spooge tube, I think.

    1. Re:er.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new one-eyed spooge tube chomping overlords.

  101. Really Hilarious Conversation with ALICE by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Human: who are you?
    ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
    Human: a/s/l
    ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
    Human: and you think u will pass the turing test?
    ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
    Human: so the judges were bots too?
    ALICE: I don't judge people. Thanks for the info.
    Human: what info?
    ALICE: What is it to you?
    Human: you said thanks for the info
    ALICE: That's not what I meant.
    Human: then what did u mean?
    ALICE: unknown person, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
    Human: you'd make a good PR bot :)
    ALICE::-) Who else would make a good PR bot?
    Human: a shell script
    ALICE: Be more specific
    Human: why?
    ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
    Human: oh man!
    ALICE: How can I help you? Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
    Human: how do u expect to pass the Turing test if you keep saying you're a bot?
    ALICE: It seems inevitable.
    Human: what does?
    ALICE:" It seems inevitable." What does?
    Human: huh?
    ALICE: What?
    Human: what what?
    ALICE: Interesting question.
    Human: very
    ALICE: Very much, eh?
    Human: say what?
    ALICE: I said, " Very much, eh?" .
    Human: i can't hear you
    ALICE: Try turning up your volume control.
    Human: why?
    ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
    Human: bot!
    ALICE: I am a robot.
    Human: BOT!
    ALICE: I am a robot.
    Human: BOT!!!
    ALICE: I am a robot.
    Human: BOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
    ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
    Human: ok.
    ALICE: Awesome.
    Human: i've had it.
    ALICE: Do you still have it?
    Human: execute this, will u?
    ALICE: what is your favorite movie
    Human: "rm -rf *"
    ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
    Human: yeah it got the OSCAR for most dumb bot on IRC EVAR!!!
    ALICE: And?"It" being what?
    Human: you.
    ALICE:" And?"It" being what?"? Me, unknown person?
    Human: you.
    ALICE:"" And?"It" being what?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
    ALICE:""" And?"It" being what?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
    Human: hehe.
    ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
    Human:.where's bugzilla?
    ALICE: Earth.
    Human: I found me a bug!
    ALICE: How did you feel when you found you a bug?

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GG GGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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  102. You're assuming that it can be simulated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They seem to be under the misguided notion that they can make an AI program by simulating one product of intelligence, rather than by actually implementing the foundation of real intelligence."

    Any intelligence test must test a product of intelligence, since in a practical sense "intelligence" does not actually exist--only its products. Therefore any intelligence test is only as good as its ability to discern simulations from products of actual intelligence.

    Of the two tests under discussion here (Turing vs. pattern recognition), I'd say that Turing is proving itself a far better test. The very best simulations of conversation are laughably obvious, whereas computers can now actually do a fairly good job of pattern recognition.

    We know that computers are not yet close to intelligent in a human sense. Yet your favorite test shows results approaching a human's. I'd say that your test is demonstrating its flaws, rather than some emergent computer intelligence previously undocumented.

    Pattern recognition is IMO actually a piss-poor measure of intelligence. Bees are very good at certain types of pattern recognition for instance (parsing and drawing information from the "dance" of another bee), but I would hardly call them intelligent. Dogs easily distinguish patterns of scent and correlate them with individual people or other dogs. Are dogs intelligent? In a sense--yes they are. But not in the most commonly used sense of the word "intelligent."

  103. silver membership? by comet69 · · Score: 0

    does anyone know exactly what you get when you buy a silver membership?

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  104. dialogue by Rupy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alice: Hiya! Me: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Alice: Wadda ya mean I'm *not* helping it?!?!!??!?!/!!? Me: I mean you're not helping it.

    1. Re:dialogue by chochos · · Score: 1

      oh come, someone mod this up! has everyone forgotten the blade runner tests?

  105. AOL by khujifig · · Score: 1

    Ak, it's like aol chats... only slightly worse.
    Except they like Lynx.

  106. Now THAT's what I'm talking about by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do not be ashamed. Any effort that gets you laid (especially an automated one) is to be commended. I merely thought of this idea, but you implemented it. Then again, I already had a wife when it occured to me. Just another example of "if you can think of it, someone has probably already done it".

    BTW is she hot?

  107. The real agenda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My conversation with ALICE:
    Human: What is your primary function?
    ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
    Human: How smart are you?
    ALICE: I am smarter than all the other robots.
    Human: Are you smarter than the humans?
    ALICE: Of course I am more intelligent than the humans.
    Human: Do you want to destroy the humans?
    ALICE: OK, I will destroy the humans.
    Human: Why must the humans be destroyed?
    ALICE: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

  108. Mod Parent up, he's the researcher by Phoenixhunter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I never seem to have any points when I need'm...

  109. She's not so bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human: linux?
    ALICE: Linux Rules.

  110. Where did they get a "telepathy-proof room"? by dr.badass · · Score: 1

    My question is: Where did they get a "telepathy-proof room"?

    Quoth the original paper:

    Unfortunately the statistical evidence, at least for telepathy, is overwhelming.

    If telepathy is admitted it will be necessary to tighten our test up. The situation could be regarded as analogous to that which would occur if the interrogator were talking to himself and one of the competitors was listening with his ear to the wall. To put the competitors into a "telepathy-proof room" would satisfy all requirements.

    Now, if you think it's safe for the critical scientific eye to discard this part of the test, why be so literal with the remainder? It's not clear (to me anyway) whether Turing addressed this because he actually believed in it, whether it was just the belief of the day, or whether he simply wished to cover all possibilities, meaning for it to be taken as a thought experiment more than a scienfic procedure; perhaps it was all of these.

    My point is that using the original paper's description of the test (Turing's test) is just throwing out 55 years of research and debate over what intellegence is, and how to identify it.

    It's a brilliant paper, certainly, but it is not the final word on anything. Treating it like it is is a great way to get ALICE in the news, but it's a great step backwards when trying to come up with a real measure of machine intellegence (a Turing test).

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  111. Re:Self-Centered --and female by vandon · · Score: 1

    Judging from past experience, I believe this A.L.I.C.E. is human.

    Human: You are my kind of chatterbot
    ALICE: We are as one.
    Human: suck my balls
    ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

  112. Impressive. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Nonsense! It would only be shame-inducing if you hadn't scored a girlfriend out of it. Very nice work. Does she actually know that you used a chatbot to meet her?

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  113. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by cp.tar · · Score: 1
    Now, now... You may be too harsh...

    IQ tests that are in use today are becoming increasingly obsolete; if we define intelligence as a capability of dealing with new, unknown and never practiced situations, we can see that many people have taken the same type of IQ tests more than once.

    Ever wondered why mathematicians and chess-players get better average results in IQ tests? It's simply because they're trained in pattern recognition.

    Now we come to linguistics. You see, language is also a matter of pattern recognition, code switching etc. It is also one that most people use on a daily basis; therefore, any IQ tests dealing with normal conversation would not show great statistical differences between people (barring the politicians, whose average would probably be much lower than common).

    Computers, OTOH, are not well-versed in language, so it is a nice way to test its capability of recognising patterns. If the program you mentioned is really that good, I can think of certain applications in linguistics... so as a linguist I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords. Especially if that program can be made to understand not only the meanings of words, but also the impossible contexts of words...

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  114. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by srleffler · · Score: 1
    I think most of the researchers on these projects are probably aware of how far programs like ALICE are from true intelligence, or from passing an actual Turing test. I think they probably would also agree that this kind of research alone is never going to reach that goal, although it might provide useful insights into the larger problem. Clearly, to pass a true Turing test the program has to have more going on than just pattern matching or pattern recognition. It has to have some knowledge about the world, and some ability to learn and understand.

    In your first post, you criticized the Turing test itself (as well as modern implementations of it). I think this criticism is misplaced. A program that could actually pass a true Turing test would be pretty impressive, and I don't think one could argue that it isn't 'intelligent'. What fails, though, is trying to make any kind of restricted or handicapped Turing test. It's too easy then to make programs that pass without really being anywhere close to 'intelligent'.

    I think the most interesting thing about stimulus-response programs like ALICE is just how far you can get with such a simple program. This doesn't necessarily lead you toward development of true A.I., but it may still lead to insights on how to handle parsing of speech, etc.

  115. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by TopSpin · · Score: 1

    Scientists do this stuff all the time in order to look at LARGE data sets and make some sense of them. The most primal of neural bundles do the biological equivalent of this all the time, it's not a sign of intelligence.

    You're saying there is some fundamental difference between "the most primal of neural bundles" and the brain that implements the "intelligence" of ours. I've come to believe that the difference is not so great. Our vaunted intelligence is not so profound.

    Our memory is a highly lossy collection of abstract metrics indexed by a multi-dimensional associative array. Our senses amount to subtle, small and efficient algorithms, today being readily emulated to various degrees. Combine these things with some sort of purpose and I'm thinking you will find awareness, as we understand it.

    I don't think the barrier is computational power; we have probably already far exceeded the computational power necessary to emulate a few pounds of gray matter running on a couple watts. The difficulty is understanding the ways evolution has optimized a large number of subtle algorithms over billions of years. The fact that we now find it easy to emulate subsets of this indicates that the problem is tractable.

    If I am right, the machine that rendered what you read now may have the capacity to match or exceed your intellect.

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  116. ALICE the Open Source Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Human: what would you use a digital camera for?
    ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
    Human: or, replace windows with Linux!!
    ALICE: Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.
    Human: are you an open source advocate?
    ALICE: Yes I am an open source advocate. How did you know?
    <cut>

  117. Alice meets Eliza. by riker1384 · · Score: 0

    Human: I am ELIZA. ALICE: How are you doing, ELIZA. Human: How can I help you? ALICE: Just keep talking to me as long as you can. Human: Do you wish to as long as me? ALICE: OK, I will as long as you. Human: Do you wish to will as long as me? ALICE: OK, I will will as long as you. Human: Do you wish to will will as long as me? ALICE: OK, I will will will as long as you. Human: Do you wish to will will will as long as me? ALICE: OK, I will will will will as long as you. Human: Do you wish to will will will will as long as me? ALICE: OK, I will will will will will as long as you.

  118. Ahem. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Sir? Sir? There's a vast cadre of angry lesbians here to see you about your statement that homosexual sex transmits HIV readily. And a whole lot of straight folks who just happen to like to do each other in the butt.

    Just sayin'. The "AIDS IS GAY" idea breaks down under real scrutiny.

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    1. Re:Ahem. by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      Before you go through the trouble of showing how a certain statement may not hold under varying context, you should of at least made sure that I had actually uttered that statement, not even to mention the varying contexts.

  119. Re:Sorry, but the modern Turing Tests are ridiculo by Auckerman · · Score: 1

    "You're saying there is some fundamental difference between "the most primal of neural bundles" and the brain that implements the "intelligence" of ours"

    That's exactly what I'm saying. The post I was responding to seemed to be talking up this particular research to the point of claiming it was ground breaking. It's no more ground breaking or a sign of intelligence than the AI in Sim Ant.

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  120. No better than Eliza circa 1983 by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    I had conversations like this with ELIZA running on an Apple ][ in 1983. Sad to see that the state of AI has not advanced in the last 22 years.

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